The Plague Doctor's Cure | ASMR

[@undulycriticalobserver2510]

The world: *gets Coronavirus* Corvus: *joyful beaking sounds*

[@MsCookiecolaOriginal]

Unduly critical observer he a birdie

[@nicholaskopcha3556]

I love when you said corvus

[@o.dembouz1378]

Stfu

[@TophatBoar]

*LALALALALALAAAA LALA LA LA*

[@xaxai127]

EXCUSE ME? IVE BEEN DEVELOPING A CURE YEARS BEFORE AHGWGQKQHVQNSHD-

[@lizardman481]

*Corvus revives* Coronavirus: Why do I hear boss music?

[@murraayyy999]

Corona can’t kill me if I keep using estus

[@santtu184]

@@murraayyy999 did dark souls have a boss named corvus? Iv only played ds3

[@3ink187]

Greg honestly should roleplay Corvus in blood borne

[@undeadsoldier3258]

Wait what? He died? When?

[@madiichan1486]

LOLOL

[@nerdbr0-758]

“My brother was more interested in the dark arts... psychology”

[@ragicnomic9763]

i got banned

[@ZatSoul]

@@ragicnomic9763 me say alone ramp

[@ragicnomic9763]

ZatTelexian Hahahaha you got the reference!!

[@royalmage1931]

If only Requiem could undo Corona

[@15prime8]

I don't like the sound of that....

[@pepilabest]

54:53 Plague doctor: *Squishes brain* , your brain should be in a museum. Me: Aww how sweet, wait how the fu-

[@lionelandresmessicuchitini1245]

*screenshots ur nft*

[@jam4150]

@@lionelandresmessicuchitini1245 *gasp* you scoundrel

[@zyxify5761]

Hahaha

[@TheNormalMobile]

-ck

[@jbuno1426]

Ayo what you gra-☠️

[@theomnihero8221]

*[File Updated]* Name: Corvus Dunwich Clemmons Occupation: Plague Doctor Species: Unknown (Possibly Human) Sex: Male(?) Threat Level: Thug Arsenal: Unknown Special Abilities: Time Rifts (Master). *[Pending more data]* Passive Abilities: Unknown Weaknesses: Unknown Stats: Unknown Buffs: Unknown Debuffs: Unknown Status: Working at Arkham Sanitarium. Data - Entry 1: I did a bit of digging for Arkham Sanitarium, and this plague doctor has been around for quite a while. Probably even before the rift junction opened. There is also a weird aura about him that makes me nervous. I suspect that he is the one who created the rifts here. To create so many rifts must take a lot of energy. I suspect he might be an Omni-God Class Threat or quite possibly stronger, but it is hard to tell. It is even hard to tell if he is human. He never takes off the suit, and he never sleeps. I will be keeping an eye on him myself from now on. I don't want my intel team to be noticed by this man. Data - Entry 2: The more I discover at Arkham Sanitarium, the more the data leads towards Corvus. I also keep finding artifacts that either show energy signatures the same as his, or that belong to other universes. I also believe that he has taken notice of my existence. Whatever he is planning, it's causing the universe to slowly rip apart, and based on how it's being done, it will send a cascade of destruction to the rest of the Omniverse. I wish I could do more, but I need solid evidence of him being the cause in order to interfere. Data Entry 3 - The Everything Pill: I decided to infiltrate Corvus' office and grabbed a few of his pills. The one in particular that I found interesting was the Everything Pill. I managed to replicate the pill and tested it on scientists who were willing to figure out what it does. Absolutely nothing happened when these pills were ingested; however, they seemed to be a little more willing to do stuff than normal. I don't know if the drug gave them more energy, or if the drug did something to their minds. If it is a hypnotic drug, we definitely have a problem. Despite this information, the predicted threat level will not change. On another note, Arkham Sanitarium has a few problems with dimensional optimization. Some places will sometimes take me to random places inside the sanitarium. Perhaps it is damage from the countless rifts that open up around the building. That is a problem to figure out later. Data Entry 4 - Time Rifts: I found a major anomaly in the timeline. It shows the same rift energy that the gloves I "confiscated" has. It is a major problem since the stability of time is already worn thin across the Omniverse. This is indeed a major breakthrough to determine his threat level, but I still need more data to engage this threat. His true intentions are yet to be determined, but the use of time travel gives me a partial idea of it. Data Entry 5 - Something Stranger: Corvus has been deemed to be of no major concern anymore, but through recent discovery, stranger things are happening and it kinda leans towards Professor Clemmons; however, solid evidence is no where to be found. Maybe it is what is in on the other side of one of the rifts I need to explore. Data Entry 6: I am somewhat disappointed in the results of this research, but it appears that I am unable to acquire anymore information about Corvus. I am going to enter one of the rifts that are here to see if it will help me better understand what is going on.

[@dominicparsons2988]

Damm u put a lot of thought into this 😍

[@renoloficial2125]

Stand (plague of eaven)

[@prim3val_raptor]

THAT’S ALL I NEEDED TO CALL THE SCP FOUNDATION!!!

[@theomnihero8221]

@@dominicparsons2988 This isn't my best work, but thank you. Edit: This is now my best work.

[@prim3val_raptor]

TheOmniHero I think we found SCP-049-J

[@nathandickerson2278]

"Tis the season for an outbreak." Was not expecting that to be the firdt thing I heard.

[@azifex5196]

Nathan Dickerson firdt

[@nathandickerson2278]

@@azifex5196 i have large thumbs. I make typing mistakes on the regular.

[@azifex5196]

Nathan Dickerson Happens to the best of us, I’m just trolling

[@whoevencaresbrawecb1139]

thicc hitler username checks out

[@azifex5196]

Whoevencaresbra WECB But is my name incorrect though?

[@jpmiller9385]

Attention all residents: He's back. And the Corona Outbreak soon will be gone.

[@Ownxer]

There won’t be a cure for some time now. They already have one in human trials but it’ll still be possibly years before it’s 100% safe and for public use

[@pocketlint6567]

R/whoosh

[@0_h1t3]

@@Ownxer Until everyone is vaccinated with the new cure that is still being developed it would take some time indeed.

[@rey.jazzzzy]

what are you talking about? all corvus needs to do in order to cure a patient of the coronavirus is make physical contact with them

[@TheOdd4sOut]

No it won't

[@StudMacher78]

My mom walks in: What the hell are you watching? Me: Relax mom. It’s homework for social studies

[@ArcticTFurry]

Everyone: *panics over corona* Corvus: “This is fine.” *sips tea*

[@ImYuuke]

Arctic TFurry lol

[@spidery7618]

Well as you can see, his cure is most effective

[@Flaco_MZ]

Arctic TFurry stop just stop u ain’t funny

[@ArcticTFurry]

Adan Lopez that’s your opinion, and no I won’t stop, you can’t make me.

[@user-tw1pm6nr5e]

"I'm ok with the events that are unfolding currently"

[@MsEmily420]

"Are you allergic to any of the things that you are not allergic to?" Me: only on Tuesdays.

[@Whoozie_]

Was that a fearless refence i havent hear that in years

[@69liesleft]

But it tuseday?

[@doekoe2011]

So you can't have tacos on tuesday?

[@wren5652]

@@69liesleft i've seen you before

[@zeze_3420]

?....i don't get why people find this funny

[@3dshigechi117]

Corvus: "I cannot reveal to anyone ze ingredients I use for my cure all" Also Corvus: *RaInBoW sPrInKlEs*

[@harrowingseer]

That's Corvus for ya.

[@juggleWRLD]

he went: ZE

[@3dshigechi117]

@@juggleWRLD ill edit it, just for you

[@juggleWRLD]

thank it EPIC

[@apex_alex6802]

Lmfao😭😂😭😂

[@SealWithoutHat]

It's all fun and games until you realize he actually ripped out a real human brain for the sake of entertainment.

[@SacredParsley]

Interesting

[@hellstarrblx]

Nah💀

[@normaler_aktive6396]

@@hellstarrblx why it says when i translate it well and not nah?

[@anybomb5468]

Oh shit

[@Aoichanpiano]

@@AJStylesfan_14you don’t say!

[@danidargelio]

Corvus, as he sees the Coronavirus Outbreak: *"I've left for five minutes and it all went to shit"*

[@nievesshiratama3964]

It sounds like something he'd say alright 😂

[@sadhomie6192]

Genesis Titanium I can hear him saying it all calm and casual like when he normally talks it’s very amusing

[@kodynoble5659]

Yep.....

[@chillzz4082]

ShunDanone *Nick fury intensifies*

[@kai.newmaker]

ShunDanone is was shit before you left

[@majora3421]

My friend: what type of asmr do you like? Me: it’s complicated

[@coldisvibing9992]

Lol

[@Nono-ef4jx]

Just say scp 049

[@lonewolfbob3936]

@@wantedfortaxfraud you know he has my brain thats why I have 0 iq

[@anidiot7762]

Role play asmr

[@vaultboy404]

Your friends like asmr-

[@Dinoranger432]

Everyone: *talking about stuff Corvus is saying* Me: Man, his costume is lit

[@wg_potatoraptor1559]

It’s not on fire though **curb your, intensifies**

[@glitchtrap9112]

He takes great care of his plague doctor uniform

[@ashdongetty8606]

True

[@ChefGrip]

He got drip💦

[@SkibidiShoota]

Whos corvus

[@heroicdemon688]

Corvus has become a staple of my life. I can't fall asleep without him.

[@nixowgaming1240]

I think that's called addiction

[@PanD0rA_]

I love how he just asked calmly: _”can I remove your brain?”_

[@Uso2000]

Minute

[@vanesaprikrylova4438]

@@Uso2000 54:04 😉

[@Uso2000]

@@vanesaprikrylova4438 Thanks

[@geckosgotgames3283]

Well plague doctors were usually untrained people with little actual medical knowledge, or those outcast by the medical society. Their "Treatments" usually came with some sort of disability afterwards, due to the fact they were more experiments rather than remedies. Another interesting fact is, the reason plague doctors masks have a beak is to put flowers and/or scents and herbs in their mask to keep bad smells away, which at the time was believed to be the cause of disease/how they spread. These "disease causing" smells were referred to as miasma. They believed this until the germ theory was formed and eventually proven to be truth.

[@toruhagakure9133]

I'm like no b*tch

[@daydayz7293]

Coronavirus: *"Oh?- you're approaching me?"* Corvus: *"How am i supposed to cure you without getting closer?"*

[@aviator2363]

Gotta have a Jojo reference in there somewhere

[@daydayz7293]

@@aviator2363 but of course

[@DannyButh]

That's exactly how Corvus would respond xD

[@vladdrac-]

Chew What beautifull comment

[@tyleriverson861]

How can i cure without fiddling with medicine caps

[@RedShirtDavid]

This guys entire channel is like a alternate universe of the twilight zone with all of these personalities and characters

[@Waeffles_]

David Pease I’m applauding you, I never heard a description for this channel so accurate

[@propartyx]

@@supermariofanproductions7706 ok.

[@luis_-mf3er]

David Pease bruh

[@TheCaptainNick]

@@supermariofanproductions7706 I completely agree, but I do have a small correction to make. 0,"''99999999999999998986378937382910183842984746292641469398561046249472950174748367458 allall

[@viper_7712]

his channel is the twilight zone of the twilight zone

[@dazedoomie]

Patient: "Im dying doctor" Corvus: *casually plays with sprinkles*

[@KipNDipp]

That be true tho-

[@joelbocanegrauceda9668]

Corvus: Exists Coronavirus: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary.

[@mortaltoxicity1640]

Joel Bocanegra Uceda imagine he already cured it completely

[@brassbeast8582]

Kung fu panda

[@maximelocas7968]

He speak the language of the gods

[@bennygokgoye3974]

Cor(ona)v(ir)us *H M M M M M M*

[@swaggaming69420]

Corvus *skadoosh*

[@ultimadragonlord6764]

COVID19: You can’t defeat me 2020 Doctors: We know, But he can Corvus: *beaks down the door*

[@winterzSOT]

Yeah but still a funny comment

[@fuitbag]

Beaks*

[@ramirvelrio2278]

xD

[@Wiertlo999]

@@fuitbag bakes

[@tomatenshow973]

@@Wiertlo999 No you stupid?! Its called brek

[@aftonsuniverse1117]

"They're very useful... For protecting my hands while I drive my motorcycle." I can now imagine the Plague Doctor driving a motorcycle and it's epic.

[@daris-oddy5919]

someone needs to try this

[@BAGUETTEBOI99]

@@daris-oddy5919 try what?

[@BAGUETTEBOI99]

@@daris-oddy5919 an apple? Huh?

[@powerhouse6165]

I made a miniature of this exact thing. It is indeed epic

[@ValentineFox547]

I’m your pet fox

[@PsychoticWolfie]

I almost died of laughter at the “just a drop” bit, then I caught the plague and that finished me off 💀

[@Sanchez594]

Man corvus cares about us knowing his ingredients so we dont get hurt He makes me feel secure and comfortable 100/100

[@nemu9298]

Agreed

[@slipupyt]

**Pours the entire bottle of Black Plague into the mortar**

[@Perktube1]

Yay. No more social distancing for you.

[@emrys6559]

When you trust the dude in the bird mask farther than you trust your actual doctor

[@somerandomstupidrat8870]

Plague doctors: gives cocaine for blood ghosts Trump: tells the nation to inject disinfectant into their body

[@jochumm6099]

All these governments struggling, scientists going crazy , meanwhile corvus just chilling here with the cure lol

[@sergiovergaramontemiranda2116]

Just because he has the cure does not mean he has to share it. Also he Maybe did a trade with the chaos gods to get that shit so no THX fam

[@micro_wav]

Sergio Vergara Montemiranda Jochumm never said a thing about sharing it

[@cool_person_i_be]

@@sergiovergaramontemiranda2116 Jochumm never said that he was gonna share it.

[@fuxkxeno]

Sergio Vergara Montemiranda NO ONE ASKED U

[@hushpuppy2]

@Cofii _ america shared the atmoic bomb with japan

[@KanuKanu11]

Corvus: You have nothing to worry about my dear- Me: :D Corvus: Friend. Me: :,D

[@MoonSpirit12.]

Friend zoned

[@luis_-mf3er]

Sweet Avocado bruh

[@reptileeli9636]

Friends with health benefits

[@mjtraeger_official]

same. he's a sweetheart

[@traveltheodyssey]

GonnahavetoadmitIhadthesamereaction- I had to search for this comment again, what-

[@austinwaxler1648]

Regular plague doctor: *throws jar of leeches at you with great intensity* This plague doctor: *OCD+fumbling with everything* ="Do you like the sounds of the cork stopper"

[@pixidox6310]

15:36 “Are you allergic to any of the things you are not allergic to?” Me: *Yes?*

[@pursewacker]

I thought about this for like 20 minutes😂

[@pixidox6310]

Plant Based I’m still thinking about that. Imagine your doctor saying that

[@mere6860]

Omg I read that and had to stop and think about it for a second lol

[@alvaroquequejana5037]

Yesn’t

[@UpTiltBubZi]

I'm not allergic to bullets, but I am allergic to them when shot by one

[@theproindagames9387]

_Tis' ze season for an outbreak_ _Tralalalala lala la la_ _Influenza, measles and ze black plague_ _Lalalalala lala la la_

[@jesterlover6548]

Lol, that's gonna be in my album fahahaha

[@Tickle8663]

LA LA LA lol

[@marcinrozanki3656]

Just keeping the likes at 420

[@Pataroro]

.... and the oscar goes to!...

[@memesterchiefmastermeme7520]

German

[@solehshaiful5942]

These plague doctors helped with the black death, I'm sure he'll be able to help us with this new virus even if his methods are old fashioned.

[@Justme2278j]

Phantom *snorts c o c a i n e* The g h o s t s in my blood: ahhhhhhhhhhh, not the c o c a i n e!!!!

[@0_h1t3]

PREPARE FOR *RATTLE ME BONES* AND USE MORE *C O C A I N E* FOR YOUR SKELETON

[@TerminatorGeForce]

they used to give something that made them die with the virus and "problem solved" maybe thats why they are a SCP

[@destroyermariogamer]

Aria Avant they’ll beat the virus out of you

[@adianmehmeti8260]

Actually they were really ineffective

[@wallace4672]

"May I, remove, your brain?" "Thank you, my friend."

[@saltytoast9551]

When he took off the gloves to reveal another pair of gloves, I lost it lol, and then he goes onto say “they keep my safe when I drive my motorcycle” I LOVE CORVUS SO MUCH

[@xaxai127]

What bout me? :

[@xaxai127]

@@lordnupus9644 ^^

[@LiterallyTheHunter]

SCP-049 Object class: Euclid hi

[@xaxai127]

@@LiterallyTheHunter hello

[@Hyssopo]

@S_o_n_i_c 8:22

[@Three3Phase]

*Virus spreads around the world* Corvus: Ah shit, here we go again

[@foreverloving5565]

UberKeiser who’s Corvus

[@foreverloving5565]

BMJ Produductions oof 💀

[@millerlite1776]

@@versace210 no

[@cl4ptr4p_exe64]

Nobody finds a cure to the Corona virus Uncle ER: *fine I'll do it myself*

[@sydneycluff3262]

No there doing it in 2021

[@ThePeaceluffer]

@@sydneycluff3262 r/wooosh or are you deliberately not getting the joke?

[@shaboingboing1980]

Tsukote Amie LoL R/wOsH cRinG nOrMiE XDXDXD

[@shaboingboing1980]

Frost Blood shut the fuck up this is an asmr video not a trump circlejerk

[@shaboingboing1980]

Azrael r/WOW r/kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! 😂😂👀 “Wooosh” r/means you didn’t r/get the r/joke, as in the r/sound r/made when the r/joke “woooshes” over your r/head. I r/bet you’re too r/stupid to r/get it, r/IDIOT!! 😤😤😂 r/My r/joke was so r/thoughtfully r/crafted and r/took me a r/total of r/3 r/minutes, you r/SHOULD be r/laughing. 🤬 r/What’s that? My r/joke is r/bad? I r/think that’s r/just r/because you r/failed. I r/outsmarted you, r/nitwit.🤭 In r/conclusion, I am r/posting r/this to the r/community known as “R/Wooooosh” to r/claim my r/internet r/points in your r/embarrassment 😏. r/Imbecile. The r/Germans refer to this r/action as r/Schadenfreude, which r/means r/harm-joy 😬😲. r/WOW! 🤪 Another r/reference I r/had to r/explain to r/you. 🤦‍♂️🤭 I am going to r/cease this r/conversation for I do r/not r/converse with r/simple r/minded r/persons.

[@lorim922]

Hey, you've been helping me with my moderate anxiety and depression for a while, I've just recently gotten pre-diabetes and I've really needed to take the stress off, I really appreciate your vids and alot things you do God bless you ❤

[@GGPFY]

"You have nothing to worry about my friend" B R A I N S Q U E E Z E

[@wolfyboy]

*brain squeeze* i taste my pinky.

[@stwenvyitsmp_pacnoskill7028]

B͎̣̫͈̥̗͒͌̃͑̔̾ͅ R̼̯̤̗̲̞̥̈ͭ̃ͨ̆ A̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍ I̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣ N͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̔ͧ̊ S̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚ Q̥̳̭̘̳͔̹̄ͫ̔̌ͭ̿̓ͅ U̟͎̲͕̼̲ͮͫͭ̋ͭ͛ͣ̈ E̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑ E̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑ Z̼͖̺̠̰͇̙̓͛ͮͩͦ̑ͅ E̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑

[@KXYAA]

B҉R҉A҉I҉N҉S҉Q҉E҉E҉Z҉E҉

[@justinrecto9682]

That's how we get Headaches

[@SIM-tm8eo]

*𝐁𝐫𝐀𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐬𝐬𝐪𝐪𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐳𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐞*

[@kipechawolfeortiz8791]

Corvus: i sleep. Pandemic: sentience is real Corvus: I SMELL PESTILENCE.

[@luis_-mf3er]

Leena Ewan bruh

[@RRTSMPlayz]

049

[@theultimaterich6302]

@@RRTSMPlayz fix your username

[@RRTSMPlayz]

@@theultimaterich6302 sorry

[@RRTSMPlayz]

@@theultimaterich6302 okay I did but it will take time,just don't be angry

[@ViperRulerlm]

Corvus out here celebrating a pandemic like it's Christmas 🤣

[@fznf3376]

thanks for explaining the joke

[@maihualeetiktoks5683]

f efsg

[@fademusic1980]

He's like "you get a plauge, and you get a plauge, EVERYBODY GETS A PLAUGE!"

[@Flarosuu]

Albert Goenner you spelled plague wrong, 3 times

[@8-bitgamer675]

@@fznf3376 you meant to say r/woosh

[@lifelyhalo5106]

0:12 such innocent singing Corvus GIVE IT UP FOR CORVUS 10/10

[@caldwell1975]

Someone: *coughs* him: menacingly runs towards you

[@Memento_Morii_]

And lemme guess.... It's in and old sanitarium hallway with dim lighting? :P

[@ImtherealJules]

Time to run :D

[@fakeempress1087]

lmao, I just imagine him t-posing while running

[@clockworkwolf3943]

N a r u t o r u n s

[@rainbowvirus7881]

Lol i would be laughing and also panicking at the same time😂 Does that make me weird..? ._.

[@blackpanthe25ishot90]

Imagine being a ghost dying from the plague and seeing some one watch this to sleep

[@faceless_retard8141]

Brrrrr

[@LunarEclipse1998]

Me as the ghost: *Is this a joke to u?*

[@blackpanthe25ishot90]

What thats what asmr iz for

[@Sunny-du5hd]

Imagine the ghost seeing you reading this comment “OH SHIT THEIR ON TO ME”

[@FakeEmpresss]

Ah yes, dying of tooth decay

[@t.fakename-4421]

lol I read the title as "The Plague Doctor's Cute"

[@Kcs_-ez6rk]

You're not wrong

[@calepz120]

I mean it doesn't matter he's still cute no homo

[@calepz120]

@? XxTixTokxX ? Thanks pally

[@xaxai127]

Well that can still apply

[@xaxai127]

@? XxTixTokxX ? ^^

[@jbgordon611]

The first couple seconds, where he sings is honestly my favorite part [edit:tbh I’d love to hear a full song]

[@EphemeralRift]

Corvus says thanks!

[@AIKASUZUKI305]

me to!❤

[@Beekehcrit]

44:37 "we dont want to put too much black plague into the mixer" *proceeds to unawarely pour half of the contents while explaining why it's so crucial to only pour in a drop*

[@sadecezort240]

BLACK BLACK

[@kyuuqt5058]

“too much black plague would be dangerous” *oh lord i’m in danger*

[@ot7biasedmashups]

@Daniel Lewis haha plzzz

[@Starlight_the_star]

IKR AND THEN THEY ARE LIKE "huh I swear I poured just a little"

[@desklampy]

My man just put black

[@blastnbills3088]

When your homie says hes got corona but you dont see the beer.

[@lordnupus9644]

OOF

[@Yungndturnt]

Fr

[@russellmcentire4378]

I just imagine if this was real the patient: c'mon doc gimme the medicine. Doctor: continues to play with cap of the medicine.

[@enriquediaz6765]

That was 2 sentences in 1. Took my a while to understand what you were trying..

[@croquettes1937]

@@enriquediaz6765 what

[@luis_-mf3er]

Russell McEntire bruh

[@jaxofiretecs2283]

I would make the medicine get up a doctor's ass if he did that to me. And I would still use it.

[@russellmcentire4378]

@@luis_-mf3er whats wrong with my name

[@NiftyNebula]

18:20 love this part so much

[@Chepito861]

"Are you allergic to anything you’re not allergic to?" Me: "Last tomorrow yeah"

[@Shrek4onbluray]

"Last tomorrow" is a really cool movie title, or it could just be a chronological paradox

[@dorkybf]

@@Shrek4onbluray that would be a cool movie

[@gibbon9008]

I had a stroke reading this💀

[@notacare8771]

When the present the past and future of the present the past is the present future of the past.

[@fed3_chill]

Coronavirus: exist. The corvus: so you have chosen death.

[@luis_-mf3er]

Federico Piris Da Motta bruh

[@romzy9219]

oops i forgot to laugh

[@wikern7010]

This guy got us through the black death, 700 years of slumber all led up to this moment

[@azathoththe3rd]

No it's like Pennywise, he awakens every 100 years around the century's 20th decade to deal with the new plague.

[@conorbeach125]

Cyclopian Flock second decade tho :)

[@azathoththe3rd]

@@conorbeach125 the decade of the twentys

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

@@azathoththe3rd oddly specific but okay

[@Maximiliano-gk8op]

Even though I got a cereberal hemmorage and later died this was the best doctors appointment i've ever made

[@thegermankickboxer8493]

Corona:"I‘m human‘s worst enemy in history!" The Plague:"Hold my dead bodies!"

[@queueuof]

Bodies*

[@thegermankickboxer8493]

Thank you

[@HamoTheUltimate]

Bruh i aint holdin nothin just throw them over there

[@the_jester_of_bork1493]

The Plague: *cracks dead bodies*

[@focalpoint._]

Haha... Yeah... United States and Russia don’t have thousands of nuclear warheads at their disposal at all... Ha ha...

[@SraTacoMal]

Something about hearing Corvus’ “‘Tis the season for an outbreak” in these times feels wonderful. I feel more relaxed, and not even from the ASMR.

[@glitchtrap9112]

Imagine they only come back to just give you sugar grams that is got the coronavirus in it then try to sell you an actual cure for $1000

[@mrpenumbra6180]

Corvus: *Uses syringe to write notes.* Me: *Confused screaming*

[@balloon_doggo]

*Yo what in dere!"!_:: ug . coo i chk ugly poco t duo h]poco pg Fp

[@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly]

*Laughs in confusion*

[@ruansasa289]

@@balloon_doggo r/ihadastroke?

[@balloon_doggo]

@@ruansasa289 no its a meme lol

[@Local_Clownn]

Me too man

[@akideguzman8252]

Everyone:talking about the stuff he says me: props to him for wearing that amazing costume for 1 hour that must have been hot inside there-

[@enz0w072]

Ok wtf I was just searching plague doctor asmr for joking and there is a whole channel of this... And it's really good...

[@carlycampbell96]

let me be the first to welcome you to the Arkham sanatorium, the tin foil hat society, and the international league of intellectuals. Your one of us now “one of us one of uS one of US one oF US one OF US onE OF US oNE OF US ONE OF US”

[@HarryStikers]

ONE OF US

[@justatimetravelingsnail3779]

Enz0w0 ONE OF US

[@keiracopeland4721]

*ONE OF **_U S_*

[@DyingSunshine]

We have so many wonderful things to show you here at the Sanatorium...

[@pipamdias]

Corvus: Are you able to perform a backflip with a somersault? Me: I'm sorry, I-... ?

[@dull_demon4717]

How do you backflip with a somersault?

[@meepitex2506]

Cant even run bird mask boi

[@gavingentry8472]

I think he says backflip or a somersault

[@dull_demon4717]

@@gavingentry8472 that... That makes more sense

[@bahed7242]

Funny thing is the -... Thing to n Morse code is B

[@kira-wp5ry]

when scp 049 gets bored he starts doing asmr...

[@ianbertram1872]

It’s time for another mod

[@Meme_shorts420]

Other version: Scp 049,hears about covid 19 Scp 049:ight get the tools time to cure these people

[@o.5command]

Time for a mod

[@kira-wp5ry]

@@williamafton2021 May I have your autograph SCP 049 ?

[@theforwardsentinel5705]

*Gary’s mod noises*

[@captainfoxstream1449]

I love how the whole time you be doing ASMR with your hands up

[@IMightBeIris]

COVID-19: Hello Corvus: *_im gonna end this man's whole career._*

[@MSDesignASMR]

This video is perfect for this time. May everyone be safe and find comfort during this time.

[@tonybaja5267]

you too man best of luck

[@tonybaja5267]

@Frost Blood i hope your being sarcastic

[@thewolfgamer7294]

I missed Corvus’s cheerful disposition about disease so much when he went into hiding. He was always my favorite. His job is so dreary and yet he always had this way to make me smile. It’s strange to say that a plague doctor made my smile and giggle and helped me through my depression but it’s true. Missed him so much. And he’s back now? Yes! So ready for his quirky happiness in all things diseases. Thank you Rift, we missed our birdie boyo ❤️ Welcome home Corvus, we missed you so much.

[@I.astar.]

Why does this feel like a copypasta

[@duckjanitor6563]

*BIRDIE BOYO*

[@Zimbelius]

@@I.astar. bruh

[@jayelazy1348]

*69th like* 👌

[@thewolfgamer7294]

Shayde I have no freaking clue mate 😂

[@toastyp]

Him: you have a beautiful brain Me: *thanks, i don't use it a lot*

[@kikazib]

Me neither

[@bv7022]

44:35 Corvus: and two shots of black plague --> proceeds to dump whole vial in

[@stainfightingpower9402]

I wanted to tell him so bad

[@cosmicravioli9236]

That profile pic of yours is extremely cursed and vile

[@bv7022]

@@cosmicravioli9236 thank you that's my ultimate aim in this life, so it's great to know my hard work has been paying off

[@ncochran839]

Lol

[@dull_demon4717]

*laughs* we're in danger

[@WarblingMarbles]

I can't thank you enough for making this. During this pandemic, I couldn't help thinking how much I'd appreciate a calming Corvus video to soothe some of this anxiety and panic I'm feeling on a daily basis. You truly don't know how much this means to me. Thank you so much, Uncle E.

[@mmiraall]

Reduce news reading.

[@TheDamino]

Get a fucking grip dude Jesus

[@DaFunkz]

Crynaotlod are you a doctor, virologist or epidemiologist?

[@TheyWantMeGone69]

Relax. Change your perspective on it.

[@TheyWantMeGone69]

@@GreenGlo1991 Going to the beach helps to. Well it depends if they haven't closed it. Just avoid large crowds.

[@Papashaft]

“Honey I think we should get spicy in the bedroom more often” *plague doctor walks in

[@balloon_doggo]

*So many spices, what will you choose...?*

[@watermeloncoughdrops3408]

@@marcusgorayeb4741 Penises

[@Kanroxji]

O-o

[@nen3370]

@@watermeloncoughdrops3408 😭😂😂

[@ghostvesper1381]

@@Kanroxji bRuH

[@MonicaGarcia-ti8jm]

Scp-049 has broken out of his cell and is now doing asmr

[@Thedarkness-10210]

Bro thinks every plague doctor is scp-049 smh

[@toaster-rp4ft]

@@Thedarkness-10210 I'm relativley sure alot of people think about 049 when they see a plague doctor, it's a popular character and likely got alot of people to learn about plague doctors. I started liking plague doctors because of scp 049.

[@Karinadiana8872]

… Me after you said that 😮

[@martinhulin]

​@@toaster-rp4fti realized that plague doctors can be crewpy thanks to scp-049

[@itzjumpman]

dislikes are from those who don't appreciate *a good beaking*

[@vWolfHD]

Or people who just didn’t like the video

[@You-Know-Youre-Right]

@@vWolfHD woooosh

[@vWolfHD]

ツLospaz it’s r/whooosh and looks like you got whooshed yourself

[@mcbathroom3803]

Волк you tried to correct him but still spelled whoosed

[@ethereal4037]

lol

[@DesusChristus]

Corvus: Your brain should be in a museum Also corvus: *squeezes the hell out of the brain*

[@s1r39]

Minute

[@royalmage1931]

Oi, Josuke. I was watching some ASMR and next thing I know some orange crow with a snazy hat js trying to take out my brain

[@DesusChristus]

@@royalmage1931 That must be a stand user!

[@m3_o0w]

Oi Josuke what are you doing here?

[@ogre071]

When I was at that part my head felt weird

[@nemu9298]

Corvus: takes out vial filled with mysterious liquids Corvus: “just a drop” Vial: two drops Corvus: “or two or three”

[@meaty_ochre]

Nichole vial = container, vile = disgusting

[@nemu9298]

@@meaty_ochre y e s

[@MattTrevett]

Comedic genius, really.

[@rabiesgiver]

Two shots of vodka

[@cyberorchid5543]

@@rabiesgiver or three-

[@ErdemtugsC]

Thanks to the camera man for traveling back centuries and going into someone’s eye for us

[@melplex1384]

Coronavirus: (exists) Corvus and Margaret who have the cure: *prepare for trouble, and make it double*

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

Oh God I NEED BRAIN BLEACH I can't get the mental image OUT OF MY HEAD!

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

@@crystal_rose *Why?!*

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

@@crystal_rose because there are something's man was not ment to see also that implys the Corona is ash in this situation ya know the random kids WHO MEVER LOSES TO TEAM ROCKET

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

@@crystal_rose well then I. Now my pfp and therefore a cat so I reject your reality and substitute it with cats

[@corevortex6701]

The_Protector Of_Smols wrong ash has lost in the sun and moon anime he lost

[@constipation4650]

"Attention all Corona quarantiners, Professor Corvus needs your help, to put an end to the outbreak and cure everyone. You have to be quick, or the CoronaVirus might infect us all. All what Corvus wants, your credit card number, 3 digits from the back and the expiration date."

[@zealotnecromancer2880]

Why did you check this reply?

[@zealotnecromancer2880]

Why did you check this reply?

[@WardenVirussr]

@@zealotnecromancer2880 because i could!

[@0_h1t3]

44:33 Corvus used too much black plague, you're dead now.

[@TheOdd4sOut]

....

[@meloqas9524]

3:05 “ And we will be just getting ur brain out in the a moment, literally” **1 hour later** *-*Finally removes brain-****

[@kellanoconner3971]

54:20

[@oliviagregory6182]

Also, why did the brain looks so ReAl

[@mentallymaitiu3172]

@@oliviagregory6182 who says it’s not?

[@mookyladybug]

@@mentallymaitiu3172 😳

[@kennethha416]

@@mentallymaitiu3172 hmmm

[@fennec_fox_studios]

I’ve seen a lot of ASMRs where they tell you to relax and stuff but this is the only one that has actually relaxed me👍😊🥰🤩👍 (greetings from Australia 🇦🇺)

[@kiaraunderfell]

Greetings from America 😊

[@fennec_fox_studios]

@@kiaraunderfell hello over there!😊

[@glebedev380]

🙃

[@fennec_fox_studios]

​@@glebedev380😢

[@eruzy7720]

Me: _try to sleep_ Ytb: *SCP049 ASMR*

[@ChaoticNeutralGoth]

I mean Uncle Rift did do that roleplay as well 😂😂

[@human-pillow]

I SMELL PESTILENCE

[@mha_troll]

ME TOO 🤣😭

[@Thehudats]

YOU ARE NOT A DOCTER

[@DTAM-Aviation290]

He looks like a black bird

[@ObiWanKenobi]

I can’t imagine how hot is must be inside that outfit especially if you’re wearing it for an hour

[@KanuKanu11]

Make the room colder then ice age

[@sandraerhardt2473]

General kenobi you are a bold one

[@TheBlueKing1997]

@Obi-Wan Kenobi why havent you taken the high ground to kill this virus? Was it also like a brother to you. Once again the old man cant finish the job 😂

[@galenirby3553]

i guess you haven't been on mustafar yet obi-wan

[@narrator_hartmann]

Obi-Wan Kenobi Hmmm. At the council, why are you not? Getting my ketamine, are you?

[@smol9109]

Covid-19/Corona: 'what happend to you?' Black plague: *_memory of Corvus T-posing intensivies_*

[@0lucariogaming0-41]

*H E I S A S S E R T I N G D O M I N A N C E*

[@smol9109]

@@0lucariogaming0-41 y e s

[@zurie_phoenix]

Doc: *intense t-posing* The plague: oh no....please god no... Doc: oh yes.

[@Chema-nh8oz]

*W O K E*

[@repentanceee]

*I A M T H E C U R E*

[@dragonfire8887]

This is my favorite video that puts me to sleep

[@matthewhoward9848]

55:54 That needle Is he giving me a shot or is he taking away my soul

[@danidargelio]

well why not both

[@nyancat5359]

*Both*

[@aurum606]

Yes

[@KanuKanu11]

Thats the "say hi to Jesus" shot

[@focalpoint._]

He’s done it once, he can do it again.

[@woofberry]

"Seems you have quite a few hearts." Me: Yes sir, I am a robotic cyborg octopus.

[@foxxnutella4247]

I thought of the same thing, except the robotic cyborg part.

[@notacare8771]

Imagine a robotic cyborg octopus and tell me that it wouldn’t need a heart or two or four or eight

[@blackomega4061]

Coronavirus: *Exists* Corvus: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

[@TheDismissor]

Blackomega CORRECTION: “I’m about to end this virus’ whole pandemic”

[@arsena5209]

Or it could be Corvus: * exists * Coronavirus: Am I a joke to you?

[@cool_person_i_be]

@@TheDismissor hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha so funny

[@luis_-mf3er]

Blackomega bruh

[@entitledbobcat]

This seems like such an interesting video to watch, but I always fall asleep about 7 minutes in. I’ve been coming back to this video multiple times since it came out.

[@Bonnieplayzgamez]

I fell asleep watching this and woke up remembering a crow thing trying to cure me...

[@thatbacondude1934]

Lol same

[@tammyofficial1341]

Lmao same😭

[@emilianozepeda7425]

Same

[@sallyborromeo8228]

Hell naw to the naw naw

[@wx-787]

Same

[@TheCornDog.]

*Coronavirus has entered the chat* *Corvus has entered the chat* *Coronavirus has left the chat*

[@DyingSunshine]

This doesn’t have nearly enough likes. Lol.

[@Hypergen-]

Corvus also funnily enough is basically a shortened version of Coronavirus. Uncle E predicted Coronavirus.

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

@@Hypergen- Coronavirus is also a generic name, but yeah.

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

*Blacklight Has Been Banned From Further Posting On This Thread*

[@KanuKanu11]

@@Hypergen- yeah true

[@spacewebz]

Doctor: here let me take off my gloves Also Doctor: *has another pair underneath*

[@LvDalek]

Fair enough

[@crawlingmousynewuser7162]

That’s incase a old man slaps your glove and laughs, man..

[@Kodisstuff]

Love how he just casually takes my brain and just starts feeling it.

[@Oxijinn_]

‘Tis the season for an outbreak Fa la la la la, la la la la Influenza, Measles and Black Plague Fa la la la la, la la la la COVID-19, then Ebola Fa la la, fa la la, la la la Give the kids some gonorrhoea Fa la la la la, la la la laaa

[@bazmek2607]

True plaguemas ( christmas for the plagues ) spirit

[@scpfoundation8376]

I actually sang that over and over after reading this. Fits so well.

[@abuserdad]

Thanks for the lyrics

[@Oxijinn_]

@@abuserdad no problemo

[@leonardosantioni5399]

LOL 😂

[@theminutemen8817]

Coronavirus: Is winning Announcer: *ENEMY HAS DEPLOYED A PLAGUE DOCTOR*

[@dusk6549]

We might as well.

[@dreadcold4709]

@@Lukiennn talvez seja sim.

[@hectorarias9516]

What are you doing watching ASMR? Don’t you have settlements that need help? Go have Preston mark them on your map.

[@SSGDevelopment]

announcer again: THIS ISNT A PLAGUE DOCTOR THIS IS SCP 049 ALL MTF UNITS TO THIS HOUSE IMMEDIATLY

[@spawnpointset446]

New Foe Approaching

[@theharbingerofdawn7207]

New virus: * exists * ER, digging through his prop bin: Welp. Time for the bird man again

[@puckles7585]

Bird man vs global pandemic

[@HarryStikers]

@@puckles7585 Pandemic vs. One birby boi Who will win.

[@queenz-l5g]

Thank God I found this, I'm extremely *Relaxed*

[@magicshadow5357]

Headcanon: the beginning with Corvus asking the questions was just to make us laugh so we could be less stressed

[@howtoinstructvs3]

Fully agree.

[@fakeempress1087]

Why is this wholesome

[@lams0.316]

000000000

[@spongebobsquarepants8531]

Coronavirus: I fear no man. But that that thing... **Ephemeral Rift** *it scares me*

[@RRTSMPlayz]

More like Coronavirus: I fear no man. But him... *Dr Corvus D Clemmons* He scares me.

[@lochandichabod3084]

Meet the corvus

[@ultimatespiderman9241]

No it is I am not afraid of any man but that thing corvus scares me in butt buttan

[@izaiah151]

him: may i remove your brain? me: expecting him to get a magnifying glass and some tweezers

[@brb9979]

Oh self burns those are rare

[@BoomBoomSoup]

Oh rip-

[@mcdonelldouglasf4phantom195]

my brain is stupid..whats 104+3?

[@erenjaeger1375]

@@mcdonelldouglasf4phantom195 104 + 3 = 152872 (This is a joke. Please do not take it too seriously.)

[@erenjaeger1375]

@@tabinb.6984 srry lol

[@chinchillaphage6]

Plague doctor + story + leather glove sounds = best asmr vid ever

[@desklampy]

Don't forget W

[@lolz5504]

Gen alpha​@@desklampy

[@orthy853]

Corvus: *Begins to dump the plague in* Me: *Eyes getting wider* Corvus: Just a drop then.

[@luis_-mf3er]

Liam Griffin bruh

[@wolfyboy]

corvus: "i will have to remove my gloves for this." what? will we see his hands? isn't that bad for our sanity? *corvus removes his black leather gloves, only to reveal black latex gloves.* oh... ok then.

[@azathoththe3rd]

*Ability* 1: REDUCE GLOVES. Corvus sheds his first layers of gloves granting improved dexterity for a reduced resistence.

[@greenbird6435]

in other videos we've had seen his hands so its just the face we have to worry about

[@wolfyboy]

@@azathoththe3rd XD lol yeah. +1 to dexterity, and -1 to resistance. XP

[@wolfyboy]

@@greenbird6435 oooooohhh, ok. gotcha. :)

[@fathannaafir9724]

@@azathoththe3rd Stand name:Layer Glove Stand Master:Corvus/Ephem

[@quotesdog1565]

Coronavirus: *exists* Corvus: *WHOMST HAS AWAKENED THE ALMIGHTY ONE?*

[@dartedvader]

I have decided to comment on your 2 month old comment

[@ncochran839]

Who stole my TV

[@katsukibakugou6249]

I did, wacha gonna do about it-

[@jay-qh5ky]

The Gaming Cat i have decided to reply to your 2 month old comment

[@dartedvader]

@@jay-qh5ky I have decided to reply to your 15 hour old comment

[@Grassthedude]

Every Time I listen to this I always almost fall asleep Edit: its been 7 months?