The Plot of Subterranean Animism but its Walmart

[@rcpwProductions]

this gave me a subterranean aneurysm

[@zvolyx3247]

@Isaiah Atlas how convincing

[@boobyqueen]

Suffering from subterranean alcoholism

[@AllanaLanowl]

At least farting nukes is better than a Subterranean Diarrhea

[@IodizedNaCL]

lmfao

[@ShiroiPikmin]

this gave me seven subterranean illnesses

[@jonperez8469]

2:20 “Sun God Gordita Supreme” and “we shoved a sun god into a taco” are the best things to have ever been said.

[@Simply_resharkable]

What about shitting nukes, as stated by Okuu, Okuu’s subconscious and Koishi?

[@technoguyx]

that actually sits sorta well with Inca mythology, Inti was the sun god and regarded as patron of the Inca state

[@pohatunuva3771]

It's so excessively Mexican, I love it. Makes me wonder if Mexica and Maya made deity-themed food for festivals.

[@natz-o1x]

actually, there are 20 sun gods

[@ardoriccardoc4577]

That's something I would expect from kanako, shoving a god into a taco

[@igorminin22]

Actually, Satori might have the best ability for customer service jobs o.o

[@Lh0000]

Holy shit your right...

[@cobaltstar_8281]

And a lot of other jobs too...

[@ismtud1364]

It would probably make customers feel uncomfortable

[@Supperdude9]

@@ismtud1364 Not for us introverts. Having someone instantly tell you where what you want is is immensely helpful.

[@ismtud1364]

@@Supperdude9 im an introvert but that will still make me uncomfortable

[@deysingTH]

calls marisa a home intruder the one time she's actually invited in

[@rinsatsuki2417]

This is blursed but decently accurate.

[@fluffy_cheese7478]

Indeed

[@screwstaparchynco751]

no one: satori: *damm it Okuu you shat on the floor again*

[@keylimepie3602]

Koishi:hi got any tacos I wanna make my pets shit nukes

[@hutao1331]

give mE aLL yer sOuP!

[@thefriendlymimikyu8627]

*You're getting Extra Stage level grounded*

[@kareemsaidoun1754]

An error has Okuud. Floor is not toilet

[@Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar]

I love how Nitori finds it creepy that Satori knows everything she's thinking when she's out and about, but doesn't feel even a little messed up for spying on Marisa at her home.

[@sharkronical]

Dammit Utoshi, you shat on the floor again

[@spectrasoulfaire215]

Kanako Bell is truly the most evil thing in Gensmokyo.

[@KirbyJason210]

Basically: I had raging NUCLEAR diahrrea for 3 weeks

[@captaindoesyoutube7925]

Lol

[@jadebayoba7073]

People of the United States eating what we call "non-spicy" here in México:

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

"OH GOD A HOME INTRUDER I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF" The best defense mechanism. Okuu really knows proper self-defense tactics.

[@-.-..--.-.]

this is legit just Touhou, but if a american created Touhou

[@garrettcarlson6835]

Yeah an American 12-year-old Holy shit that was funny 😂

[@-therlc5346]

Trying to imagine American Zun

[@sharkronical]

Koishi asking Sanae for nuke-shitting taco and "do you not have a functioning brain" are actually very nice touches, damn

[@Sodamoth]

Satori grounding Okuu to the extra stage is pretty much just Satori making Okuu babysit their little sister.

[@icecrownpoint]

Remember Koichi said "Don't poop on the floor"? I felt that.

[@Niiue]

i don't remember koichi hirose saying that in the anime...

[@Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar]

@@Niiue Okuyasu isn't the brightest fam. Sorry...

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

My favorite cast of Subterranean Diamonds: Jotaro Komeiji Koichi Komeiji Okuyasu Reiuji Josuke Kaenbyou

[@joacocrabtime1032]

This is too accurate and I dislike that fact

[@bombs6172]

"oh no a home intruder I'm going to shit myself" "Quick we gotta stop her"

[@captain5977]

When I first was into Touhou I was trying to understand as much plt as possible without actually seeing the game, so I first watch this, but barely understood anything, now that I got my lazy ass together and actually see the plot, I understand that this here... is hilarious as fuck.

[@nmplab]

there should've been the warning sounds when she poops

[@puzzlepuddles6712]

The satori bit was so hilariously accurate lmfao

[@technoguyx]

4:29 my exact reaction to this video

[@SukacitaYeremia]

Me laughing kept me from aming the add to favourite button properly. Lemme share this to my friends as well

[@YukahoreineRiyamolet]

*NUCLEAR CONSPITATION* Okay, this is pretty accurate!

[@ismtud1364]

Omg nuclear constipation XD

[@harrid14mei]

So SA incident started because Kanako fed Okuu a very spicy (sun) taco. I can get behind that.

[@hopper8514]

Not just A very spicy sun taco… 20 spicy sun tacos

[@cirnosnumberfan6449]

I'll watch a Touhou sitcom

[@SleepDeprivation7066]

Most funniest shit I've ever read: *"May I ask, What is making you shit nukes?"*

[@xenternne]

The geyser toilet incident would be awesome to see fully animated

[@k3remet398]

1:11 the smart kid in a nutshell

[@mochitheraccoon]

this is gold

[@tantejunko]

OH GOD YOUR PFP

[@zvolyx3247]

nice pfp

[@CirnoSpaceProject]

ok this is epic

[@zvolyx3247]

3p1c

[@HazzyKizo]

3:38 so she shat so hard she fell to a subconscious state?

[@ChompDude]

Meanwhile Suika and Yuugi are loudly talking to each other and blocking an aisle because they haven't seen each other in a while.

[@bucko0627]

god i loved videos like this. ciryes was also a very funny touhou creator too.

[@AltraHapi]

The Sun God Gordita Supreme requires $350,000 worth of sacrifices per order

[@akirbyobsessee7396]

the bran flakes scene made me Hips: And Then There Were None

[@--PhamMinh]

I’m gonna tell my kids that this is Touhou 11 😂

[@ottosuwen9965]

I silently cried and laughed at this because this is way too damn funny to me

[@dinapa64]

"I'll take 20"

[@jacobdelacruz558]

Koishi is gonna cause more chaos

[@jerichopz2620]

I am literally on the floor laughing Im exhausted after work and have only crackers to eat please send help

[@Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar]

Bran Flake Master Spark!

[@geeseispluralforgoose]

Kind of high wuality 😳😳 you can really follow the plot alongside canon lore. thoroughly enjoyed, gave a like 👍

[@kirby9759]

the fucking sfx after Okuu eats the branflakes killed me

[@deyalan2515]

What a masterpiece

[@tantejunko]

subterranean constipation

[@embeboso8329]

i love how similar this is to the original touhou sa but in a different setting

[@daaprentence_2013]

most accurate description

[@calmcantanimate8626]

2:20 ROT AWAY IN THE INFINITE LIGHT

[@umcaraaleatorioeggs3339]

how is okuu so accurate

[@catbucket8566]

Okuu generating a second Chernobyl with the sun god gordita

[@kagechu2005BISVG]

*NUCLEAR CONSTIPATION*

[@DollC.Heichell]

This is actually really good

[@bramnemeth565]

"hrrng im gonna brown" "What?" "I'M SHITTSING?!" **nuclear klaxons blaring**

[@davidfeddanigga54]

2:54 my ears man

[@davidfeddanigga54]

After 4 month i got jumpscared again

[@iflippedyourtable3886]

Whats the song in beginning when Marisa is having a problem with her toilet

[@Kuro_kaz]

人気のある場所 (A Popular Location), from Hopeless Masquerade.

[@iflippedyourtable3886]

tysmmm

[@iflippedyourtable3886]

@@Kuro_kaz tysmm

[@usucat]

what the hell did i just watch.

[@Serpenziss]

Ok so this is weird

[@JAY_EIGHTYSIX]

Favorite touhou video

[@okbuddydoggo2590]

Jimmy Cash’s Ring of Fire is a great song

[@Hueh420]

kanako:“we shoved a sun god into a taco”, me:SUNSTAR NOOOOOO!!!

[@あかねみどり]

IM CRYING😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@songoku9566]

Where the hell is Kisume

[@Blast335pokemineblox]

I love it

[@okuu_utsuho]

So the whole plot of th11 is that Okuu had a bad case of Chernobyl diarrhea?

[@edberaga6357]

LMAO WHAT THE HELL XDDD

[@houraineet]

taco plz

[@tmarshman1200]

Lol this is pure comedy

[@FumoAkyuu]

I haven’t laughed so hard in such a long time!!!!!

[@perynice]

Legendary

[@Iwantanfc]

other ending: because of the sun she eaten her vital organs died of deshydration and died of deshydration and there was a fucking sun in her house melting gensokyo even Cirno died for overheating

[@patrikcath1025]

This isn't even inaccurate

[@cookie_dough_squad586]

too cursed

[@yuk_ichi52]

Comedy gold

[@williamcartertindale11]

Okuu CAN shit nukes! PERFECT

[@terra2745]

What in gods name is this?

[@sath6089]

Yataragasu's revenge

[@YataTheFifteenth]

Hell.

[@ciranopunalesvigliarolo3788]

Perfection

[@argent1631]

news

[@bowserjrimacasualshutup6754]

beauty

[@captaindoesyoutube7925]

What’s the music before Sealed Away Youkai

[@Averageinternetdweller]

The music is the touhou 13.5 before fight dialogue

[@XenoflareBahamut]

Accurate

[@omened888]

Im so confused i just stumbled onto this late at night while scrolling im scared lol...im wondering if this is a shitpost or what..

[@adluzz3216]

this side of touhou community is strange

[@Ambreil]

fuckin KZbin recommendations

[@doomkappa3407]

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

[@MattGraver13]

What ist the name of the music 3:36?

[@gyrozeinkling]

Solar Sect Of Mystic Wisdom - Nuclear Fusion

[@MattGraver13]

@@gyrozeinkling thanks

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

Is this a side story to Don't cry Parsee chan

[@k3remet398]

Taco plz

[@toortyb]

its not even 3am wtf?

[@RhythicManRhythm]

makes sense

[@walterwhite499]

2:04

[@VanillaDelight]

Ay Mistr00s

[@4storyboss]

eternal meek

[@hiiragii]

make mor

[@alonectorch]

wtf

[@AnimeCoolXSpartan]

wow

[@lepoke2239]

los burritos son mejores que los tacos

[@JoelTheParrot]

uwah?

[@touhouyamax2755]

I think you stole the idea from the Mysteryland Mysteries patch.

[@DatJaneDoeArchive]

Never read the Mysteryland patch for th11, does it take place in Walmart?

[@touhouyamax2755]

@@DatJaneDoeArchive Yes. But it's called Underground Walmart.

[@DatJaneDoeArchive]

Welp, my idea was originally a joke about how Yamame and Parsees insistance that the playable character was looking for an "cursed power" in the th11 dialogue, so it felt like they were trying to sell something. If I knew sooner I could of made it Subterranian Metro to avoid being branded for plagerism, but Walmart felt like the most recognizable store.

[@actuallykizato]

I think it's now a definition of Marisa stole the precious things

[@captaindoesyoutube7925]

You mean 4kids

[@boukendabouken2052]

nuclear shit

[@104kewpiefiori]

ÑAM ÑAM ÑAM ÑAM DELICIOSO