The Pokemon Randomizer Broke Me

[@EvilOdysseus]

This video summed up: "Why do you know that!" "Get in the ball!" *Italian*

[@cecilia7104]

EvilOdysseus and dogo

[@theoatmaster7501]

Don’t forget the poor people and how they blame their laziness on the rich!

[@cameronwiscovitch4186]

Pepperoni man.

[@epochii2756]

*_"A B A B Y"_*

[@thewooloobot7082]

Dont forget the "I wanna cry"

[@joshuaphan4058]

“WHY DOES A BIRD KNOW VOLT TACKLE!” Me: This is why they stand on the electric wires

[@sapphire_eye6539]

Genius.

[@MientousGao]

Galaxy brain.

[@averagechannelname9969]

I want to like this but it's at 666

[@idk-uh1gs]

ah yes.

[@ecexplosion265]

You are a smart cookie my friend

[@justas423]

"German lady yells at Italian foods for 22 minutes"

[@relaxinginwonderland62]

I thought ww2 ended

[@TheShadowMarten]

@@relaxinginwonderland62 nah, this is the long awaited sequel

[@nikraa77]

holy shit i did not think she would be german(i just randomly stumbled across this video). She has no accent whatsoever

[@zm1639]

She’s German?

[@Iceax_]

@@zm1639 I think she was born in america or grew up there then moved to germany. But dont quote me on that.

[@benjamintic3653]

"How am I gonna do anything without any balls" -Shenpai 2019

[@quefluxwinger3212]

Nice ;)

[@HellishSpoon]

Woman in 18th century

[@chaliceohearts4658]

Sacred Fire is Ho Oh’s signature move. Only Knows *Seed Bomb.* Marshtomp knows Sacred Fire. In conclusion, Marshtomp stole Ho Oh’s Sacred Fire.

[@awkwardparakeet6217]

Marshtomp is Prometheus confirmed

[@Golden_Sage]

So. What your saying is. Marshtomp stole the precious move?

[@chasenovak6015]

Are you saying Marshtomp fucked Ho-oh

[@jacksonscott3667]

Marshtomp best watch it’s liver around bird types.

[@Ikusei.]

I love your pfp, i am a HUGE DR fan

[@NonexistentD]

Baby Pokémon walks by enjoying its life: Shenpai: A. 🅱️🅰️🅱️Y

[@melvint-p9500]

🅱🆎♈

[@RestlessDipstick]

Shen: Just wants to catch baby. Every Pokémon ever: I'm sorry, but we don't do that here.

[@masterzoroark6664]

"A BAAAABBIII"

[@insertclevernamehere1186]

The fact that Barry says "That joke is getting old" when you say "No" to "Do you like Pokemon" means that MC has been saying they don't like pokemon for a long time, and Barry just tried to drag them through an entire route of grass eithout any protection... Now that's what you call a friend.

[@cadMeFromLife]

I also make my friends do things without protection.

[@rain8412]

Jason G Simmer down.

[@cadMeFromLife]

@@rain8412 I don't cook them; geezus. .-.

[@rain8412]

Jason G That’s not what I meant, and is perhaps worse.

[@bethanydavis9023]

@@rain8412 cannibal

[@Summer_turtle_]

What if you wanted to go to heaven But god said “Pepperoni man”

[@Bookfn]

What if you wanted to go to heaven But god said “Fuck you latios”

[@Mars_over_seer]

What if you reach heaven, and God tells you to fight everything you’ve ever eaten?

[@Berkut_FE]

MysteriousM I would beat up a lot of Snickers bars

[@Zack_Zander]

pepperoni man pepperoni man pepperoni man pepperoni man pepperoni man pepperoni man pepperoni man pepperoni man pepperoni man pepperoni man pepperoni man pepperoni man pepperoni man pepperoni man pepperoni man pepperoni man pepperoni man pepperoni man pepperoni man pepperoni man pepperoni man pepperoni man pepperoni man pepperoni man

[@bethanydavis9023]

Pfffftttttffffspap1gzvshvwcqgquisb shaw gshauh */raspberry noises/*

[@ryantyanmyan2528]

A German lady named her Pokémon Italian foods in a game made in Japan. A true axis video

[@azura-chan8364]

RyanTyanMyan Ms. Worldwide

[@xm-1-24-b4]

Goddamn I wish I had realized that lol

[@BracketsAttackets]

"And here's the real kicker: One's Japanese... and the other one's _fuckin' _*_German!_* Ain't that topical?! I just need an Italian one and I've got me an *Axis of Righteousness!"* - Alexander Anderson, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged.

[@TheSharpShootingKid]

@@BracketsAttackets "NO WONDER ALUCARD WANTS TO PLOW THAT VIRGIN SOIL! I'M THINKING OF PLANTING SOME FLOWERS MESELF!"

[@od3910]

Oh no

[@thefunborgpl]

Who else didn't realize at first that this wasn't a nuzlocke

[@c3ntravaswani427]

every single thing in the entire galaxy wait, its a nuzlocke? But her entire team died to a Latios at the beginning.

[@azirul9311]

@@c3ntravaswani427 it's not lmao

[@ChimeraMK]

A randomizer nuzlocke. That sounds interesting and also insane. I mean, Shen already lost her starter pokemon at the very start.

[@WittyPractitioner]

@@ChimeraMK if you're interested in a randomized nuzlocke I reccomend TyrannitarTube, he has an ongoing one for pokemon sun and a completed one for omega ruby. And the game dialogue is edited too

[@Damieboo]

@@ChimeraMK I've been doing a "type themed" randomized Nuzlocke in Soul Silver (to keep each gym at one randomized type but it carries over to regular trainers too) for about 2 weeks now, and I made the grave error of force evolving all trainer's pokemon by level 30, because it's what I usually do for my normal random runs. Completely forgot it was also a Nuzlocke, so around Pryce's gym is when there was a massive difficulty spike because he just so happened to have a dragon type gym. So, so many Dragonites and Garchomps. Also, my egg from Professor Elm hatched into a fully evolved Tyranitar lmao. And was promptly one-shot by Whitney's Glaceon using Revenge. Fucking Whitney. Even when her pokemon are randomized, she's still the famed Nuzlocke killer.

[@soulzzplaysgames]

Missed oppurtunity of calling Torterra 'Tortellini'

[@turntsnaco824]

Better yet.... Torterrini.

[@lavandercharmander2307]

But I think Torterra the Tortella sounds better

[@Frizzstroyer71]

@@lavandercharmander2307 wrong way round

[@C0RV1DAE]

Turtlellini,,, pasta turtle

[@blueghost7141]

This whole video is a metaphor of, "I just came for a good time and I honestly feel attacked right now."

[@kiamcaughman4836]

"The Galarian Wilds would like to have a word with you." Freaking love that

[@GenesisSonicN64Mario]

I thought nobody would mention it

[@jeromysnepvangers4189]

Ngl was expecting the game to just say: *"X used GUN"*

[@vanillascotch6181]

Jeromy Snepvangers For his neutral special he wields a gun

[@scrittle]

I can feel her pain, i tried an extreme randomiser on Heartgold and had a Hippopotas for a starter that was a grass/ dark type. I wanted to evolve it because it was of course my starter Pokémon, it evolved into a fire type Mewtwo, gg story mode.

[@acedesert2759]

You two love pokemon right? "No" Barry: wait hold on! Youre not making any sense here! Why did you buy the game?!

[@insertclevernamehere1186]

The fact that he says "That joke is getting old" when you say "No" means that MC has been saying they don't like pokemon for a long time, and Barry just tried to drag them through an entire route of grass without any protection... Now that's what you call a friend.

[@Atoyihrs]

Because I'm a salty reviewer that hates pokemon so much that they buy the game just to nitpick everything they don't like about it and since they went into the game intending to dislike it, they find everything a problem.

[@edgybubblegum6404]

"I didn't! This is a rom!"

[@SondreGrneng]

@@insertclevernamehere1186 My new headcanon, as of this moment, is that the MC of gen 4 actually fucking hates Pokemon but got coersed into becoming the Pokemon master by some hyperactive kid and the expectant gaze of some old dude.

[@insertclevernamehere1186]

@@SondreGrneng (at the top of Spear Pillar where a universe-altering event is happening) *MC: "Can I please go home now?"* Barry off to the side: "NO, FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE HERE TO HAVE AN AMAZING ADVENTURE!" *MC: "I'm pretty sure the fate of the universe is something that the Champion, the STRONGEST trainer, should be dealing with instead of a 10 year old..."* Cynthia sipping a martini: "Nah, you got this, go get 'em, champ." *MC: "... Hey Cyrus, if I join Team Galactic, can I have my own pocket dimension away from these people?"* Cyrus: (shrugs) *MC: "Alright, let me go grab my light blue bowl cut wig..."*

[@EurydiceGaming]

Shenpai: Look alive, Arsene! Arsene: Hi... Me: *Oh no.*

[@StarkMaximum]

Me: screaming isn't funny, you have to have a punchline Shenpai: screams Me: WHEEEEZE HAHAHAHAHAA

[@TheNoteblockLizard]

So ... I made the mistake of trying to take a drink in the middle of your video ... RIP my lungs XD But seriously, you made my day

[@sawyerbock5709]

"Why do all these Pokemon know harden?!" Yeah it's cause you're walking by Shen I thought it was obvious.

[@shalienahchaney2038]

That's kinda sweet in a weird, slightly inappropriate way.

[@drumhead7252]

Smooth

[@unacethethicallypleasing9981]

cha cha slide real smooth

[@TengrioftheCrimsonSky]

Lmao smooth as a cube...but necessary comment.

[@Atoyihrs]

jesus christ, keep it in your pants man,

[@calebgoodman2076]

“Look at the little baby, what’s it going to do? Kill me?” Igglybuff: You fool! I call upon the fires of Castle Pandaemonium to punish you for your insolence!

[@thisiskindabadass212]

This humor has devolved into saying the same thing over and over again until you laugh Why does it work

[@apollotropical]

Ah, so Alpharad.

[@riotef2493]

@@apollotropical ;

[@Fuyuko-Yuki]

I don’t know, repetition can be funny sometimes

[@legofan0635]

@@Fuyuko-Yuki I don't know, repetition can be funny sometimes

[@funnyname6281]

@@legofan0635 I don't know, repitition can be funny sometimes

[@YokaiDude]

No one: Shenpai when seeing a remotely cute pokemon:A BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@sams-hx7hm]

Shen:*calls Ho-Oh God* Arceus who doesn't appear at all in Platinum:Am I a joke?

[@zerotodona1495]

Arceus is a blasphemer and the only true god is mew.

[@xXxJinzxXx]

@@zerotodona1495 (gasp)

[@FartOfAsspiration]

@@zerotodona1495 FALSE! SNOM is the One True God!

[@TheRedSoulofDT]

Everyone here is false HELIX IS OUR TRUE GOD AND SAVIOR!

[@ultimate9046]

To be fair ho oh did prefer a act of god by not only reviving three animals and turning them into pokemon but reviving three animals and putting them on legendry tier

[@IAmEmmet]

The way shes says "A baby" literally gives me life

[@riemaennchen]

I've never EVER seen a tie in the first fight.

[@cmv_1869]

Nobody: Shenpai: *italian skarmory noises*

[@VentiLator7]

lol, a friend of mine and me also started doing a randomizer just 3 days ago and now I see this video. Also yes, hillarious things inbound.

[@daduck2584]

I almost finished my Pokemon sword nuzlocke

[@pigeonreligion7399]

How the fuck do u make one

[@nightmarekinggrimm4064]

Vinh Vu he didn’t he’s saying just a normal nuzlock I think. And if u want a Pokemon sword Randomizer u probably need a switch that’s hacked

[@Ch4pp13]

@@nightmarekinggrimm4064 Emulation is a path most companies deem... illegal...

[@EmperorGFY]

Where do you get roms that aren’t broken

[@CaptainCaliansAdventures]

When you realize they didn't just randomize Pokemon and moves, but they didn't manually raise the catching rate.

[@Aimi_Kaneko]

Oh! That makes so much sense!!

[@theheromans]

The sound of Shen's wheezing fills me with so much joy.

[@diamantisxiii]

Okay, platinum is like my favorite, your humor is on the same level as mine, and you act just like how I do in these games. Soooo, I subbed

[@ruvinluciano4369]

Happy new year Shenpai! Hope to see more depression curing vids!

[@earthboundfan9446]

Coopa:no

[@ionamorwenna5564]

The absolute level of despair in the "Typhlosion, get in the ball..." continues to break me.

[@mrmusicj2167]

Shenpai starts a nuzlock stream Me: gets cup to fill it up with her tears

[@chalkr0se13_]

You’re gonna need more than a single cup for all those tears

[@alolamao833]

It isn’t a nuzlocke

[@mrmusicj2167]

Alolamao I know it isn’t I’m just saying if she was playing a nuzlock

[@blueblade6174]

"God I love Torterra!" I made the right choice subscribing.

[@jacobboucher4086]

Naming everything after Italian food: what is this, Jojo's Part 5?

[@sonicevanx]

Yes

[@desuvult8463]

Yes

[@yetiornot5726]

Yes

[@blank0s162]

Yes

[@shadowsnake1972]

yes

[@realkingofantarctica]

Pokemon: **uses a move it shouldn’t have** Shenpai: *”WRYYYYYYYYYYYY”*

[@krullachief669]

I see that Shenpai has the best taste in favorite pokemon games. 8:50 Methinks the Ho-oh rolled into the Abra spot. 22:31 Don't do my man Bronzor dirty like that.

[@blazingghost9963]

Shenpai: *goes into fight with Barry with starly* He has a natu??!! Me: this is pretty normal *Looks at moves* Shenpai: VOLT TACKLE!!!??? Me: DIVE!!!!!??? Both of us: DRACO METEOR!!!!!!???? Me: I love this randomizer already

[@CupcakeSweet384]

Glad to see we’re ending the year off right with shen slowly falling into insanity!

[@DreballinArts]

"Oh, so we're just doing italian foods then?" Jojo Part 5 in a nutshell.

[@best_of_ant]

"I beat Barry, but he won :("

[@Zack_Zander]

10:55 Frenzy Plant, the most powerful Grass Type move... Sacred Fire, a Fire Type move past down by only 1-2 Legendary Pokémon... And the most powerful water type move of them all... Bubble... I love that section so much.

[@warvenom2516]

Senpai: I wAnT yOuUuUuUu!!! 1st Marstomp: HoW aBoUt NoOoOoOo!!!!!!

[@87andRisetmntfan]

Shen: Buys 198 poke balls. Shen: catches Torterra first try.

[@spiralhaze2070]

3:43 That's just that one ProZD bit about the obvious traitor character.

[@MetalManimal420]

The level of aggression in your voice at “WE GET BIRDS!” and “VOLT TACKLE!” had me recoiling from my smart phone in surprise. 😂 Nice job, Shen. Good high energy. 👍🏻

[@mika_thatsme]

Ah yes, the nostalgia is killing me. Thanks, Shen :,) Happy new year y’all

[@BigMattXXL]

"Randomizer breaks me" *is broken before the title screen pops up

[@cleo3228]

"Goat mom?" SHEN HAVE YOU NEVER PLAYED UNDERTALE???

[@notsoanonymouself]

20:43 "Did I ever catch a Pokémon up here? " "Uhhhh-" "No I didn't-" "You were trying to go for the Latios." [Latios] "YOU'RE RIGHT. AND THERE HE IS. THE BASTARD. GET IN THE *BWAAAHLLL"*

[@elli_mental]

Tortera gang rise up. We all know the best starter.

[@lordbronny1542]

ElementEngineering You mean Infernape

[@Kai_Azureous_Emberbloom]

Please make this a series on KZbin, I'm loving this XD

[@ScorpionStrike7]

13:18 Shen ascends from Hell

[@bronzeblueeaglehellblaze4033]

13:52 Perfect timing for that superchat

[@hopefulseabunny6658]

I've been wheezing so hard at this video. God, I'm glad this exists.

[@General_C]

Let's just talk about how she caught A SHINY SENTRET.

[@haruhisuzumiya6650]

*inaudible walccing noises*

[@dawson4218]

It’s not a shiny, they stated it multiple times during the stream. It’s just a weird thing with Platinum’s sprite coloring. It’s a normal sentret

[@MasterXiggy]

17:37 still has me dying from that

[@fireyfacepunch6394]

I’ve never seen this channel but I am already loving this

[@drakibble2199]

Holy crap! Nostalgia overload! Gen 4 and 5 were my favorite gems! Will you ever do a nuzlocke? Randomizer nuzlockes are my favorites.

[@hatejono]

I did one of these but it was a Nuzlocke and I got a Abra, Magikarp, and Spoink as my starters. I chose Magikarp and proceeded to lose before it even begun.

[@magdamalerowicz1839]

Emm...

[@LowdownMonty]

Oh im sorry for your loss

[@navadax4541]

"Platinum is the best" Objectively correct. This statement is a fact and cannot be denied. A small case may be made for Gen 5 being equally good.

[@ethanstott1096]

I so wish Shen makes this a series because it would be so much fun to watch. I love all of Shen's videos as they brighten my day and give me joy. Happy 2020 Shenpai and may this year bring you good luck, love and happiness!

[@BENergizer1]

This video is a rollercoaster of emotions that ends with a hearty F You. Yep, it's a Shenpai video for sure.

[@emblemwarrior11]

I wish I had found you years ago, this is THE quality content i come here for.

[@ActualCreeperRebel]

I used to have this game. But after replaying the game years ago, I got so close to the end but when I had to go to the three lakes the game crashed and it didn't work again. :(

[@asmurr3797]

Yesssss platinum is my favorite Pokemon game of all time. I'm so excited for the diamond and pearl remakes

[@ouroboros2009]

This was ... pure chaos, and it was PERFECT! Also yay, somone else who loves Torterra!

[@magdamalerowicz1839]

Also also anoda one!

[@kaedecheesecake]

Nobody: The Person in the Witch Costume on Halloween: 14:21

[@milkmangreg871]

I remember when I was a kid I really wanted to put a swing on Torterra's tree

[@Eeveethegamer26]

I've been recently watching your videos again, and I almost forgot how entertaining they are

[@LowdownMonty]

I legit couldn't breathe for like 30 seconds when this part happened: Imagine you're like See a person near a like Saying *m y n a m e i s c y r u s*

[@ItzAndyArson]

I think this is the funiest thing I've ever seen. I laughed hysterically for 22 minutes. Bless you for this video.

[@Jake-Of-Blades]

"Capitalism: God's way of determining who is smart and who is dumb" -Ron Swanson

[@BenRamen318]

Btw, this is the game that started my interest in Pokémon. I’m actually really happy I get to see shen play this😁😁

[@renamons270]

15:29 Shenpai.exe has a mental breakdown and has stopped working

[@ShadzeriosFIN]

This video describes the seven stages of regret: 1) Oh. 2) Hecc. 3) I suck. 4) Fuck me. 5) I have made a mistake. 6) I don't want to play anymore... 7) *senseless whimpering*

[@toxiccity3749]

any cute pokémon: A Shen: B A B Y Y Y Y Y!!!!

[@nickcordova9647]

you seem like a beautiful creature and i dont know how ive used youtube up until now and havent had your vids pop up sooner. christ this was great content. definitely subscribing!!!

[@guyhigh45]

"It has a calculator!!!" * Looks at the number* … I see what you did there :P

[@familyfraser7905]

15:16 I feel like this is some weird phycological gnome torcher.

[@Konpeimimi]

"get a lawnmower!!!" Fun fact pretty sure you could use cut that way in gen 2

[@dylanweathers9727]

Yep. I used it in Pokemon Yellow

[@Konpeimimi]

@@dylanweathers9727 Hell ye I wasn't sure how early you could, I remember being so hype about it when I was little in Gold and when I didn't wanna fight wild pokemon

[@dylanweathers9727]

@@Konpeimimi I just found it accidentally while screwing around.

[@kristofferhansen2635]

i've got fond memories of this game. And watching this is pain.

[@Xamracress]

"WHY DO SO MANY POKEMON KNOW HARDEN?!" me: *h a r d e n*

[@adamkampen]

Shen is the only person I know who would play a randomized and then for half the video have a team consisted only of Pokémon normally available in the game

[@mktf636]

Ah yes 23 minutes of a german woman yelling at nonexistent creatures Hey I mean seems like a usual way to play pokemon to me

[@ele1483]

Have I ever told you how much I love the edits on your video? Because I do!

[@KonDragon008]

Oh gawd...this was hilarious and half of me wants to see more, while the other half would be too worried for your sanity. XD I like the idea of randomizers, but the only way I'd play one is if there's an option to turn off encountering legendary pokemon; seems like out of the entire pokedex, many randomizers tend to skew towards legendaries for some reason.

[@Alex-hy9cw]

What a way to uplift a boring new year party, had lots of laugh throughout the vid.

[@DragonKnight90001]

God i remember this *sighs*

[@KatieandTyler]

You're fucking hilarious!!! And your video editing makes it even funnier!! I normally hate obnoxious/loud youtubers but every time you shouted I just lost it! This is my first video I've ever seen from you and I can't wait to see more.

[@wister2787]

I'm laughing and I love it.

[@raijinwolf2248]

14:20 has to be one of the most terrifying things I have ever heard.

[@barondracniil6061]

"Grab a Lawnmower" Me, remembering the very early gens where you can use Cut on grass.

[@13thephantom]

This entire video has so much chaotic energy and I love it thanks Shen

[@copyrightstriker3319]

NOTIFICATION SQUAD IS IN HERE!!

[@boiimslap60]

I’ve never watched your channel until now. And I’ve never laughed so hard at a wheeze

[@pointlessmgee9847]

First? Ha-ha how random get it?

[@LunaMinuna]

3:01 I literally died. Volt tackle. Draco meteor?!. 3:25 this is absolute gold. 5:54 Venasur Zap Canon landed?! 13:01 I’m dead. I’m literally dead. 18:09