THE PREGNANCY PACT - Lifetime's Ridiculous Teen Pregnancy Movie | Cynical Reviews

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The Pregnancy Pact (2010) is another scaremongering television movie from Lifetime, in a similar vein to my previously-covered Cyber Seduction. It purports to tell the story of a fictional pregnancy pact, inspired by areal-life pregnancy pact that allegedly occurred in Gloucester, Massachusetts in 2008.
Not only did the event that the film is based on not actually happen, but the film promotes myths and falsehoods, presents a bizarre, distorted view of pregnancy, and is as melodramatic and sensationalising as you’d expect from Lifetime, while also offering no meaningful insights or solutions.
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[@hayreddinbarbarossa661]

I think you dropped the ball not getting Trojan to sponsor this video. Lol

[@julianwhitton5272]

That bojack horseman reference at the end 👌

[@lithunoisan]

Can Raycon be used as a pregnancy terminator?

[@Seadog7981]

I mentioned this movie in that town a mob planned to hang me until I mentioned the Perfect Storm and they let me live.

[@Seadog7981]

Also is life time just a network created to prey on and justify Karen's fears and irrationality?

[@maekae95]

Movie logic: 1. If someone capable of pregnancy vomits, they’re up the duff. 2. If literally anyone has a random nosebleed, it’s cancer.

[@Chaiiuna]

Mae McBride or boys in an anime when seeing a hot girl

[@Xehanort10]

It's like how in most films and TV series most of the time when a woman says she has good news it usually means she's pregnant. As if pregnancies are the only good news they can have when it's not.

[@TheBonkleFox]

@@Chaiiuna or they overexerted their psionic powers.

[@arnold20139]

Movie logic: 1. If any pregnant women fall down the stairs, automatic miscarriage the very next hour. 2. All surrogate women are all crazy and will try to kill the mother they are giving their child to. 3. Any person who gets into a car accident either die, or in year long coma.

[@naan000]

But to be fair, can a completely random nosebleed happen? I genuinely want to know the chances of a random nosebleed not brought on by any factors

[@bobitboo2792]

Sure some teens want to have babies. But in real life, teens know that they should wait until they’re older. Because- and I know this might be surprising- teenagers aren’t morons.

[@DewSocks]

You'd be surprised. The decision/judgment and risk/reward sections of the human brain are the most unstable during teenage hood and aren't fully developed until you're like 19-21ish. But that's not to say they're stupid or morons. Just reckless and(depending on the person) naive. This of course doesn't apply to all teenagers, as they are their own people and have different personalities and make their own decisions, but the thing about the brains is applicable to all teenagers.

[@getoffmyswampand3000]

@@DewSocks *dancing to death* 🐩

[@WhyAyala]

"teenagers aren't morons" yes they are. Everyone is a moron.

[@TT35109]

Bobit boo Some

[@prixe12]

@@DewSocks That doesn't make them stupid though. Everyone in this movie is a brain dead moron. Yeah teens can be impulsive but this shit is just plain ridiculous

[@laurenquinn4716]

I love how the mom keeps talking about how she ‘doesn’t accept birth control in her house’ but... many girls actually *need* it. It doesn’t always have to do with having a baby, it regulates period cycles and helps reduce the pain of cramps. Not allowing a teenager to take birth control if they need it for medical reasons is just stupid

[@HangryOnPaws]

That's an excellent point. I really wish the film could have explored that.

[@no1important777]

it does more than just stop preggers? well now i see why people want more of it, that just seems fantastic.

[@ddthewolf]

That's why my mom got me and my sisters all on it while on high school

[@lindsey4620]

@@no1important777 yep they can help regulate periods, make PMS not as bad, reduce hormonal acne, and make periods lighter or less painful! This is especially important if u have something like endometriosis. Also certain birth control methods can stop the physical periods like IUDs or Depo shots.

[@wildfire9280]

@@no1important777 it prevents preganaganennt

[@T.Lataviaprincess]

The fact the pregnancy fan-fics do a better job at writing pregnancies than the writing in this movie is astonishing.

[@frankisnot1148]

Most mpreg fics are more realistic than this

[@user-pt1gy1jl8l]

@@frankisnot1148 ur actually not wrong-

[@whynot6266]

@@frankisnot1148 You're actually correct

[@Pukeprincess]

@@frankisnot1148 I agree and I haven’t even read those.

[@somedragonbastard]

Fanfic writers will do hours upon hours of research to make sure their abo mpreg slow burn is accurate to real life but this ostensibly realistic film can't even have someone mention their feet hurting

[@piedpiper1185]

"If your daughter's not home when the sun goes down, she's probably going down on some son." Yeah, OK. That was pretty clever.

[@ihatemickiegee]

V B as a teen, def would’ve been both And now, here’s the Pixies’ with “Indie Cindy”

[@mkay4]

You know what they say If it ryhmes it must be true

[@jadahoizer9668]

Jodell Scoggin Sh

[@Amenta013]

Or the son is going down on her.

[@shimmershine6902]

M Kay But it didn’t rhym-

[@turtleking7772]

The school claimed it was a Pregnancy Pact so they wouldn’t have to teach actual sex education, which is the actual cause of teen pregnancy lack of comprehensive sex education.

[@romanov3937]

I don't know why the school didn't taught them Sexual education, was it too awkward or Taboo? i had my first sexual education class at age 10 for Zeus's sake.

[@nikolnolastname4473]

@@romanov3937 its elective. Parents can choose for their children not to have sex ed.

[@user-lu4xp7iv8c]

Ruslan Draganofi I had it in 7th grade for the first time and they didn’t even teach us about protection they just taught us about abstinence 🤦🏿‍♀️

[@verdantmischief7092]

@@romanov3937 Evangelical parents complain if the schools teach safe sex because apparently they are encouraging kids to fuck. Abstinence does work 100% of the time in preventing pregnancy, however it's not reliable be cause teens are going to fuck regardless

[@KreeZafi]

@@nikolnolastname4473 That's the most idiotic thing I've heard in a long time, bloody hell! In my country it's literally just another part of the biology curriculum - when you're done with learning about photosynthesis and the cardiovascular system you move on to talking about erogenous zones and how sperm travels from the testicles lol

[@NightTheKittenn]

“And while the boys who knock them up are given a slap on the wrist, the film places the majority of the responsibility and blame on the girls themselves” I mean, that part’s realistic at least

[@ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641]

Are you kidding me? Did you know that women have begun suing their sperm bank donors for child support? Do you have any idea how much "child support" actually is? The woman usually doesn't even have to work. Taking well over half of every paycheck you make for 18 years is not a "slap on the wrist". Get your feminist mythology out of here.

[@someidiot420]

@@ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641 thats a lot of words for "i have never been laid"

[@mrh8142]

@@ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641 first off, we're gonna need a source for that sperm donor claim. Second, op was not talking about that, but a quote from the review stating that the pregnant teens in the movie were given pretty much all the blame for the pregnancies but not the baby daddies. Op is stating that this is similar to real life because teen girls in real life are told things like "you shouldn't have let him get you pregnant" which shifts all of the blame to the girl and off of the guy. Like Cynical Reviews said, it takes 2 to tango and both should take responsibility for their actions.

[@ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641]

@@mrh8142 the sperm donor thing happened in kansas, it won't let me link a site with "sperm" in the address. And are you kidding me? If you're dumb enough to get pregnant in high school, you deserve to be shamed. You know how it works, so ignorance isn't an excuse. They don't ID for condoms, and they give them out free at clinics, so why would anyone have sympathy for the devil?

[@someidiot420]

@@mrh8142 love how this dude is like 'well yt allegedly wont let me link any sources, so im just completely unable to verify them at all!' like man thats crazy how conveniently that worked out for you. doesnt make you look like you're incompetent or full of shit at all

[@ebkits10]

My Jewish grandparents were so scared after this came out, that I decided to finally come out of the closet as lesbian. This movie has always had a “special” place in my heart because of that

[@introvert_who1641]

Omg yes lesbian tings😂

[@matthew_natividad]

They must’ve been relieved

[@gustavofring5674]

They must’ve celebrated a lot

[@aussiepuppet5250]

Bruh

[@thenotsoamazinggracetnsag3463]

@@aussiepuppet5250 Is your profile supposed to literally be a Australian version of the puppet?

[@beastofbussycreek]

"No, we won't give you contraceptives, but we *will* give you pregnancy tests"

[@oxymoron296]

Good description of the U.S

[@fischeborne9713]

I used Prayer, it didn't work.

[@sallyzakariya815]

sorry for ruining your 420th like

[@potatofamine239]

@Aniquin they mean birth control, as in the pill form. That is significantly harder to get, even though its not only used as a contraceptive. That or the morning after pill. Really, any form of female contraceptive can be highly frowned upon, or in some states, illegal.

[@8wav]

1.1k like uwu

[@jadeoreo]

Bruh, these girls acting like babies are little toy dolls. -_-

[@blondebimbowannabe]

They are 15 after all. They probably think babies are the same thing as a toy doll

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Brittany Bennett because those people who think babies are like dolls never experienced real responsibility. And then will probably grow up to be those parents who want their kids to have kids so they can play grandparent.

[@pixiewolf333]

Reminds me of an episode of Maury

[@kayhope2602]

@@pixiewolf333 oh my GOD "My name's Victoria, I'm 15 years old, and I don't care what my mama says, I'm GONNA have a BABY"

[@ToniTheMink]

Kay Hope Then they actually spend 5 minutes with a baby, and suddenly they go “NOPE no babeyz for me!!!”

[@shibumi-tanuki]

Moral of this movie: Girls don’t want to pursue their dreams or even go to college, all they want to do is to become pregnant and get married!

[@magicblaze1553]

For any future people in this comment's replies incase you didn't get it this person is being sarcastic (at least I think)

[@shibumi-tanuki]

@@magicblaze1553 I was don’t worry and I think I speak for Deborah here as well (I hope, too)

[@Kay-io5gx]

The rundown: All teens are stupid and exactly like this. The only thing teenage girls want is boys attention and to have their babies. Also while pregnant they will still be drinking because booze and parties are the only thing they do in their pastimes. Oh and yes karen you're daughter will jump off a bridge if her friends do it!! They also will never feel bad about anyone they hurt in the process because... teenagers am I right?!

[@Xehanort10]

Sounds like Stephanie Meyer's motto.

[@horsewithinternetconnectio2974]

Hey! Here's a crazy idea. What about schools start actually teaching kids how to prevent pregnancy?! Crazy, am I right??

[@JoakimOtamaa]

Well you know... 'Murica!

[@Lost_Scarf]

Good idea!

[@darkartistyt]

I feel like my school is the only one who actually has a good helth ed smh

[@randomfella8448]

that would require the school board to have more than two brain cells though.

[@tlkfanrwbyfan8716]

I’m glad I’m born male, asexual and gay. Definitely made me worry less about getting anyone pregnant.

[@fanficAddict404]

The one time the actors actually look like high schoolers

[@courtneyrose5507]

Samuel Croll at least they got one thing right

[@omgitzpaige2013]

that’s what i was thinking lol like hey at least the actors are actual teenagers lol

[@bottheskitarii8881]

Debatable

[@Kobraman35]

This movie literally encourages irresponsible behavior and teenage pregnancy.

[@queerlibtardhippie9357]

Yep. They still make the babies seem like good things at the end of the day. So I'm not sure who they're advocating for

[@LeoDBW]

They do present babies as little dolls that you can play with and dress up for fun... like NO! A baby is a human who shit, cry, need food and medical care. They also forgot to mention the joy of post partum....

[@katiebayliss9887]

Dévil Léo also they grow up

[@evelynsteger436]

Autism God I think what really irked me about this movie was the underage drinking WHILE PREGNANT! I hate movies that glorify underaged drinking/drug use without showing the consequences (granted it shows some consequences in this movie but still)

[@inkystars19]

@@evelynsteger436 one girl smoked

[@circuits17nightmare28]

Not gonna lie Jesse leaving the self-absorbed girlfriend, who wanted him to give up his entire future, was probably the best decision in the entire movie.

[@rocbenaa1963]

Agree. She got pregnant on purpose to make him stay with her forever.

[@eldritch-rage]

There's also the assistant who chose not to participate in the events of the movie

[@ImADeity]

Johnny blaze! Ride off into the hellfire, alone and unburdened

[@haku8135]

His whole speech berating her for what she did was actually pretty decently acted too. So as retarded as this movie is, it gets at least a few points.

[@karanaher-wn4kk]

​@@Irongaze86 Shouldn't have gotten his dick wet.

[@tevezskeen]

"You can't tell anyone" Like, people are probably gonna get suspicious when you all put on 30 pounds at the same time.

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

And all suddenly just loose it after like 9 months.

[@kitkatcarebear7170]

You can’t hide an obvious baby bump either

[@dreamiinotdream730]

Not to mention the skin tight shirts some of them wear

[@slevinchannel7589]

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[@bisexualichigo4227]

The sequel should be called “Where’s the father?”

[@WhitneyDahlin]

Actually that's the sequel to the popular MTV show Teen Mom's. And the answer is always "in jail" or "on a drug binge"

[@butthz8850]

Who's Your Daddy?

[@applebutter1151]

Bisexual Ichigo lmfao

[@stoppickingurnose7852]

Your username is stunning.

[@damjan4435]

Gone. Reduced to atoms.

[@Gr8ApeNappa]

When 18 girls in a small town become the center of a teenage pregnancy scandal...one middle aged woman in South Florida will take it WAY. TOO. SERIOUSLY!

[@cm9231]

Florida, nuff said

[@missm8067]

This sounds like the honest trailer for the movie 😂😂😂

[@user-fi5cb9dt6k]

Wait your comment acutally made me think about "Jane the virgin" xD

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

As a Floridian... yeah that sounds accurate

[@stephaniemanucha1062]

As someone in Florida, I can confirm

[@chickencurry420]

Stacy: "Why aren't you helping me?" Stacy's mom: "Because you knew better" No she didn't. She never got the chance to know better. In fact, the mom and her whole Family Friendly Fuckheads Committee fought hard specifically to make sure that she wasn't legally allowed to know any better. Then called it Mission Accomplished when she lost access to her last reliable source of information that could've prevented her current predicament. She wasn't any help either. She never told her daughter a damn thing until it was too late. Which is strange because her entire stance is that the parents should be the ones to teach them, not the schools.

[@DragonGoddess18]

Savage

[@rickyluman3915]

You would think they would just get a abortion, but I guess her mother is against that

[@DragonGoddess18]

@@rickyluman3915 Ironically (in the mother's point of view),the Bible ain't very Pro-life Numbers 5:11-31 2 Kings 8:12 2 Kings 15:16 Deuteronomy 28:18, 53 Hosea 9:10-26 Jeremiah 44:7-8 Isaiah 13:18 Exodus 21:22-25

[@undeadprincess5726]

@@DragonGoddess18 yep, what a pro-life God Christians have. That flood was so pro-life. (In case it's not clear, I'm being sarcastic.)

[@redhood7650]

Stacy's mum needs to take long walk off short pier

[@goblinoid_]

I’m 23 and the thought of becoming pregnant is still horrific.

[@alexisd6106]

Same. I'm 23 too almost 24 and that would TERRIFY me. I'm not even in school or have a career or anything that I'd have to sacrifice like that. Still don't wanna get pregnant. Super scared of that.

[@alexisd6106]

Just turned 24. Still scared.

[@butter1339]

I'm a 22 guy and I would rather have a kid when I'm at least a lot older like early 30s.

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

It's extremely painful. Both physically and mentally

[@gorbsupreme7555]

I would just adopt a kid

[@maltorramus2997]

soo wait Vomiting reveals she's pregnant? why? there's like hundreds of reasons for someone to vomit?

[@butthz8850]

Not including watching this movie?

[@chaoticcatartist]

Its Fanfiction levels of logic.

[@trinaq]

Studies have shown that most pregnancies don't have morning sickness, and did usually feel hormones in a different way, such as cravings. 🤰

[@terry12fins24]

I don't know why this is such a common trope. Not every woman feels nauseous when she becomes pregnant, yet this trope is everywhere, even in the bloody Witcher series. I think I first encountered it as a kid when playing The Sims 2. I knew my female Sims were pregnant when they ran to the bathroom and threw up some green ooze all over the toilet. Of course this "symptom" then got stuck into my young brain.

[@TheAdarkerglow]

Thousands if not millions. I guess we should be glad she’s pregnant and there isn’t a carbon-monoxide presence in her home.

[@speedsketch4414]

Probably the worst part of a movie like this is that the baby's are not treated like people and instead are treated like accessories.

[@bobbihearn6168]

That's how some people treat their kids. "Let me have this baby so that I can dress it up and it'll just be so much fun"

[@milkytales]

Exactly what I thought. ☹️

[@The_Court_Poet]

Some people sadly think of them that way.

[@randombrokeperson]

@@bobbihearn6168 The minute the child develops a mind of their own (anywhere from age 7-14), it's downhill for the child from there. A lot of people fail to realize that, while they are inherently irresponsible while developing, children ARE human beings with diverse intelligence.

[@thepovdweller]

@@randombrokeperson happened to me and my bros. Our parents want us to be their doll; they want us to behave dress and speak in a certain way. We cannot express our likes/dislikes and personnalities freely. So please people, stop treating your kids like barbie dolls

[@AliSakurai]

My cousin joined a pregnancy pack when she was a junior in high school. She and her friends had the same delusions as the girls in the movie. Fast forward to 11 months later and all she did was complain that her son would not shut up, that he was so needy, the father literally wanted nothing to do with her and that she missed having fun like normal teenagers. Meanwhile I was literally the only one in my family who said that she made the biggest mistake of her life.

[@leahkoskovich2749]

You had a point there why would a teen decide to just waste 18 years of their life on a child when they are still a teen!

[@trevie7589]

I hope he was given up for adoption.

[@kalenhuntley3508]

A girl that young is not capable of that and that is so...I'm sorry but you're right. This is why they shouldn't have stopped the fake baby thing. Less kids would have kids when they weren't ready. You know the fake baby's I'm talking about? The ones that cry and need to be changed and fed. Definitely kept people baby free. I'm surprised they don't do this very often anymore.

[@kalenhuntley3508]

It's because pregnancy and babies are glorified. No one talks about the work it takes.

[@smol-one]

@@kalenhuntley3508 Honestly, I don't know how many schools show birthing videos, but that would help too. At no point will a girl walk away wanting that. Even a more accurate description of pregnancy would help. Yes, some people go through it with no or very little problem. But others end up on bed rest with gestational diabetes and shit.

[@arohamoons2215]

"18 girls did get pregnant within a year, which is a lot" bruh at my highschool they literally talked about turning the home ec room into a daycare because there were sooooooo many teen mothers

[@slevinchannel7589]

Yikes.

[@lemontoast3989]

Yeah your school probably needed to have a health Ed class sooner 💀

[@Pukeprincess]

And I thought my home ec class was bad because I couldn’t use the sewing machine. (The teacher also turned out to be kinda racist afterward, so I guess home ec class is cursed)

[@someidiot420]

my high school had a whole ass daycare center, and other students could add easy volunteer hours by helping out.

[@KyleEvra]

Soo many Pronatalists. 🤢

[@kyoyameganebereznoff]

The only credit I’ll give this movie is that the high schoolers actually look like high schoolers.

[@sweethysteria8737]

Yeah I’ll give em that

[@elizabethw1206]

I was thinking that the whole time

[@nilahs3961]

lots of movies during the 2000s either get that perfectly or the actors look so far away from their actual age its distracting from the actual movies and plot

[@needacuppa1898]

Actually, that sort of worries me more

[@ep3989]

Itz Kat Same. That realism in the context of the movie is kinda unsettling ngl.

[@cai3886]

I honestly feel like this movie romanticizes teen pregnancy more than it demonizes it.

[@Sharpe1502]

I remember the scene where they talk about one of them having an episiotomy and it traumatized me.

[@thatdumbass8962]

I mean, both are shitty. If you demonize teen pregnancy, pregnant teens may get ridiculed and judged based on one bad night. And if you romanticize it, it may cause it to become more common. It’s kinda a shitty situation.

[@T_E_G]

Its also considered the most painful experience known to man. Either first or next to burning alive

[@Milky_Mercy]

I feel like the biggest sin is how inaccurate they depict pregnant girls/women, in terms of symptoms, etc

[@thatdumbass8962]

Jennifer Greene well that goes without saying with the name pregnancy pact

[@kitty0chan444]

“Just buy them animal crossing they’ll never wanna leave the house again” Can confirm very accurate

[@MatthewTheEmperor]

Or buy the Monster Hunter that'll do the same thing and then just buy the next game every single year. Problem solved.

[@IDK-sw1ir]

"Back then girls our age were having kids" Yes, when they had a husband to provide for them and, depending on how far back you go, had already been married three years!

[@ahstiasummers5583]

Also, girls back then were more or less trained from the crib to be mothers and housewives and nothing more

[@melanietoth1376]

Not so often. Also unavailable young men who make shitty dads and lots of divorce....or divorce is too hard to get and the couple is miserable forever. Women werent happy having their lives cut off because they were expected to get married and not work after having a child...and not all guys were that keen on being a dad and strapped down to take care of a woman and kids. That's just a messed up system

[@kyuubicat5]

I love how they talk about playing with the babies, painting their nails and hanging out with them like they’re friends. Just do that with your actual friends??

[@mirandamustdie]

isn't it like dangerous to paint a baby's nails?

[@kyuubicat5]

the other guy beats me

[@dayanaraplata6985]

i totally agree with you! it's not that hard. you don't need a baby to do those things. just do those things with a friend or your friend group! what's stopping them from doing that?

[@kyuubicat5]

Dayanara Plata stupidity

[@thesolidestsnake]

I know this is kinda off topic but in my high school we hung out with this guy. He was really popular because he acted quite feminine. Some of the other guys made fun of him but we brought him into our friend group. It turned out he was actually into crossdressing and we did things like that to him and he enjoyed it. Moral of the story if your in high school and want to paint someone's nails and dress them up. Just do it with your friends.

[@LauraTeAhoWhite]

Is no one going to mention that this is an film is an insult for how they portray teen dads? Not all teen dad's are deadbeats. My cousin was a teen dad and he loves his kids, he's worked hard to provide for them and the mother of his children.

[@butthz8850]

He sounds like a good man

[@machielluchtmeijer7796]

Yep all the characters in the movies are nothing more than stereotypes, no character depth to be seen anywhere

[@dalailarose1596]

Most of the men who impregnate teenage girls are also... y'know, men. Not teenage boys. So it would've been nice if the movie acknowledged that, too, as well as showing a more supportive teenage dad.

[@SapphicFurry]

@@dalailarose1596 yeah you'd think if they really wanted to up the scaremongering they could've easily rolled pedos into it too, but then they'd be opening a whole other can of worms to butcher into their horrifically simplified plot as well.

[@cooliostarstache5474]

Thank him for his service

[@itsisabel420]

The fact that this movie was made specifically to shame and stereotype pregnant teenagers/women and girls in general for the sake of pleasing Christian conservative audiences is so disturbing to me.

[@jamestheawsome100]

Isn’t this what Christian conservatives want?, they don’t ever shut up about families and procreation.

[@dez-m]

@@jamestheawsome100 Wait, true...I am all confused now xD

[@Kay-io5gx]

As a conservative around a lot of Christians, this is not it. In fact, pretty much anyone with functional eyeballs could see through this dumb sh*t. I mean they were clearly trying to appeal to the karens who are like crazy strict stereotypical Christians, but failed to realize the percent of people actually like that is extremely low lmao (hence stereotypical)

[@srenewolf3054]

How come if a girl gets pregnant young or outside marriage shes called a whore and treated like the worst thing in the world yet the guys are treated like nothing and some are treated like victims, it takes two to make a baby dont attack one but not the other

[@galuxius1861]

Because sexism is deeply rooted in the idea that women are only good if they're virgins who are traded as property.

[@Imjudah-]

Both are at fault for making retarded decisions, at least were a condom! It feels like I’m watching a horror movie

[@psychokinrazalon]

Stats?

[@jjafs1008]

Unless the men are r@ped

[@annieandelsieofarendelle3294]

Well, if it was my son, I'd beat his ass for being irresponsible and tell him to get ready for fatherhood.

[@Catastropheshe]

" I take a year off and play with the baby" - yes cause baby is a vacation and it lasts only a year.. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@PyrokineticFire1]

and after that year, a lifetime of sacrifice for a little person that MIGHT thank her (someday)

[@matthew_natividad]

If anything It’d be a week maybe 2

[@katesteventon5296]

Thirteen years and counting

[@imeanok3243]

Right? After their one-year-old that’s when they get really hard to take care of

[@symbiotesoda1148]

Under their care it WILL last for only a year.

[@mollybenes1927]

I don’t get how the movie just glosses over the drinking while pregnant and likelihood of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. It’s such a gross misrepresentation of the dangers involved with pregnancy, especially where alcohol is involved.

[@jadahayden1130]

My take is that the "school" did not have any Sex Ed courses or the kids haven't gotten to the chapter where they learn about potential dangers to a fetus' physical and cognitive development, including teratogens, pollution, alcohol, smoke, etc

[@frenchbreadstupidity7054]

@@jadahayden1130 My school had no sex ed outside AIDS lessons, but we all knew what contraceptives were useful for what, and how smoking and drinking could cause developmental dysfunction in the fetus or even stillbirth. These girls, as they are portrayed, are straight psychopathic. Probably want their kids to turn out disabled because they think it will make them even more doll-like.

[@rileyjfosbre6383]

I ... oh god, it’s gross just thinking about it. There are forums on four Chan for this bull#$&*.

[@srahsmiless]

not related but i was your 666th like

[@Lov3lyDay]

Lzy G My school’s sex ed consisted of: abstinence. Don’t send people nudes. We never heard the word contraceptive. This was less than a year ago, and that was the only health/sex education we’re ever going to get. :’) I’m glad I have the internet and educated parents, or else I’d be royally fucked.

[@ecospherex9298]

i think the biggest problem with this movie is that it paints teen pregnancy to be this “fun adventure” when quite realistically it can ruin your life so incredibly quickly. no teenager is mature enough to care for a baby, especially when they clearly don’t have a solid job that can sustain not just themselves but a baby as well. and while pregnancy is a beautiful and amazing thing, it also has massive downsides that this movie seems to completely overlook. it’s genuinely surprising that this movie was made by a women, because i’d assume a woman would know more about pregnancy.

[@HangryOnPaws]

I really wish that had been the theme of the movie. It would have been way more interesting.

[@gorbsupreme7555]

Well it is kinda like swipe older woman stereotyping younger women and trying to hold the moral high ground

[@crowdemon_archives]

Meanwhile for those who want to have babies, so many things can go wrong

[@YoshuaYoshoka]

I was at my neighbour's house with my parents for dinner a few months ago. She works as a teacher. Let me tell you, she's seen how teen pregnancy and super early parenthood can RUIN girls and women's lives first hand. Honestly the horror stories shes witnessed are good free birth control.

[@PrincessofPower84]

The Thora Birch character sucks! She's thinks of herself as a mentor and protector of these girls, but she is a TERRIBLE person: she blurts out their secrets, ignores the principles of age of consent and privacy (can she even interview them as underaged teens?), she manipulated her ex-boyfriend, even barring him from knowing his child's existence or getting custody of it and tries to call out the other reporters on *their* lack of professionalism and morals? Oh, how the mighty have fallen...

[@loturzelrestaurant]

Survey-Question (just go with it, please): Wouldnt you prefer it if we had Leaders who know the Internet but didnt embarass-themselves inside-it - or is that just me? I mean, we live in the Internet-Age and so much Data is available+understood. It's not like Rain was understood by People 10000 Years ago: For Example (and just an example!) Prisons. I mean, we just know America's Prison-System is extremly primitiv. That aint a theory or a wild guess, cause other Nations just do it blatantly better. They know better and the USA could just copy them, but do Politicans even know that?? Do they ever watch 'Second Thought' lay out all the facts and Data about this or other stuff?

[@darrellcovello7917]

"I'm gonna cook her dinner EVERY night!" -- the biggest lie of the movie

[@despinasgarden.4100]

I dubt she even knows how to cook

[@darth_autismo]

*AT NIGHT*

[@lauragraves4342]

Of course she will. Straight from the freezer to the microwave. She'll get the babysitter to do it, so it's basically like she's doing it herself, right?

[@matthew_natividad]

*Press X to doubt*

[@manolgeorgiev9664]

-> Get pregnant -> Have no idea how to take care of the baby -> Dump the baby on your parents -> ... -> Profit

[@corabeth465]

This is portraying girls as just plain stupid and making it seem they have no ambitions. Thanks.

[@corabeth465]

@Christopher Merunka ;-;

[@courtneymichelle5746]

Exactly how i feel with my family right now. The really think im THIS dumb as if I dont have goals and can’t think for myself

[@Abby-ft5kx]

yea.

[@Jade-vl2pi]

It kinda does tho

[@androidmk5987]

Wait a minute...this is trying to make housewives

[@gvdub9172]

Kids who are born like this are bound to live difficult lives. This movie doesn’t even try to hide the fact that it’s glorifying this crap... Atrocious cinematography/dialogue/acting aside, the point this movie throws across is so stupid

[@slevinchannel7589]

Randomness is FUN, so here, have some recommendations cause we do live in a Quality-Drought: -Critical Drinker. -Krimson Rogue. -Forrest Valkai. -Its ok to be smart. -Genetically Modified Sceptic. -Cosmic Sceptic. And the Best for Last (but his videos are long, so well...): Hbomberguy! Was this comment random? H-ll yeah! Enjoy.

[@PeninsulaPaintings]

"Just buy them Animal Crossing. They'll never leave the house again!" Me, playing Animal Crossing while listening to this video: "Hey! That's....oh, he's right."

[@BinglesP]

Until they burn out of it(or in my case, stop playing because the frustration from playing it was giving me constant headaches)

[@FunZies.]

"I'll feed them every single day." Come again? As opposed to what - every other day?! You don't get brownie points for feeding your baby everyday, _several_ times a day. Anything less, is just child abuse. What is this film?

[@tradbimbo]

Minor correction, she said "We'll coo them dinner everyday" which I assumed she meant as opposed to takeout, or lunchable type options.

[@FunZies.]

@@tradbimbo Thanks for the correction, but again, we talking about _babies._ Lunchables and take-aways should not even be a thing in their minds! My God! XD

[@TailsFan]

@@tradbimbo I assumed she meant "I'm going to just cook for them when they're old enough for solids, no takeouts" to which I, as a mom, say "HA!". Half the time, my toddler won't eat any big cooked meals, so she's just signing herself up for frustration and lots of leftovers.

[@tradbimbo]

@@FunZies. No I Definitely agree ! But knowing how these people acted their stupid enough to do something like that haha

[@user-io9mn1eh1u]

It's like she is asking for a fucking puppy!

[@eliekira7521]

I'm a teen, and the thought of having a baby legitimately terrifies me.

[@theunknownartist9776]

Eliekira same!! Just the thought of me, a 14 year old, having a child makes me want to take a bath in Holy Water

[@mace3503]

Same but even having a child as an adult scares me

[@fischeborne9713]

Just be rich and you'll be fine.

[@buffycatnip]

i'm almost 23 and a baby terrifies me. i'm always paranoid i'm gonna get pregnant lol

[@chelseahollis4423]

Dude, I'm 24 & having a kid right now? No, just no. I want to be a mom but not right now. I'd rather deal with people & I hate people

[@stuffynosepatrol]

This movie reminds me of a girl who, when we were both 15, told me she wanted to be a teen mother because she thought it'd be "cute". When I told her that that was incredibly selfish because of how it'd poorly affect the kid's mental health she said "so what? My mom didn't care about my mental health."

[@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117]

I'm a 15 year old boy, and the concept of kids my age having children of their own keeps me up at night. Once you have a child at an age where you aren't even old enough to drive a damn car, not only is your life ruined, but your child is. Teens (including me) are always irresponsible by default and could guarantee an awful life for a baby.

[@nenmaster5218]

Conservatives do real Harm. I hope we can vote all against them. Ngl, i risk being overly political here, but lets face it: Ignoring Religion, we have 2 very specific Sources for LGBT-Hate and Science-Denial. I mean, Pregnancy-Pact is by all means the harmless-thing. But not the only thing. The Republicans and Fox-News literally endorse, favor and promote right-now a whole bunch of openly-transphobic Hatepreachers. And if i say Openly i mean O.p.e.n.l.y.

[@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117]

@@iloveladybugs123 yeah, sometimes they would have their parents support and be somewhat responsible, but you still can't glorify that crap. Anyone that does is an incompetent person and nothing but subhuman

[@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117]

@@iloveladybugs123 people that glorify that concept make me appreciate not important from hatred more, and I would feel horrible for anyone that goes through pregnancy when they can't drink

[@Rainbowfox_]

I respect you for being aware of this kinda shit, gg buster.

[@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117]

@@Rainbowfox_ you go girl, and more people should be aware of that crap because it scares me more than dead space, and dead space makes me piss my pants

[@AdventureHusky]

What this film doesn't mention: Dangers of early pregnancy, symptoms and signs of a miscarriage or a miscarriage at all, risks that develop as you go further along like disease, the impact of fetal alcohol syndrome, birth defects, complications, different types of pregnacies and the emotional part of pregnancy.

[@nyxowo8143]

So everything👀

[@maggie1000]

Funworks 163 I mean it’s lifetime are we surprised 🤣🤣🤣

[@avatre1002]

The fact that FAS was not addressed just baffles me. That shit is no joke. Drinking while pregnant will affect a baby for their whole life. The stunted growth and learning abilities? That is hard to deal with and hard to watch.

[@lord_xylozdoomsday959]

Getting preggo as a teen also causes alot of problems for the mom herself like you stop growing all the standerd sypmtoms are worse and it fucks with ur brain develpment

[@rileyjfosbre6383]

I’m gonna stop reading the comments. On the one hand, I agree with what everyone is saying. On the other hand, thinking about this makes me sad.

[@girlwiththeberet1356]

'just buy them animal crossing they'll never leave the house again' I feel attacked

[@strikeforce1500]

... is he wrong tho? V":

[@jordyngalvan8558]

That's me. I haven't left my house at all.

[@Bopperann]

Well, we have the social distancing excuse. Fuck it's on the switch. I go outside and play it. Get some inspiration for me town. The weather is lovely.

[@mramos7887]

Yikes forever!

[@theblackbaron4119]

@@strikeforce1500 Nah, it's true. Animal crossing is a time sink, that's why I'm not sure if I should buy it right now :L

[@silverblade357]

When I was around eleven, my old man laid out exactly how expensive me and my siblings were. That was all I needed to know. Nobody needed to preach to me about STDs or any of that crap.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

Survey-Question (just go with it, please): Wouldnt you prefer it if we had Leaders who know the Internet but didnt embarass-themselves inside-it - or is that just me? I mean, we live in the Internet-Age and so much Data is available+understood. It's not like Rain was understood by People 10000 Years ago: For Example (and just an example!) Prisons. I mean, we just know America's Prison-System is extremly primitiv. That aint a theory or a wild guess, cause other Nations just do it blatantly better. They know better and the USA could just copy them, but do Politicans even know that?? Do they ever watch 'Second Thought' lay out all the facts and Data about this or other stuff?

[@thegrandxbunny2073]

How to make a moral panic movie: Teen protagonist School setting Topic magically causes insane amount of drama because plot "based" off of "true" "events" overbearing mother treated as the sane one father is ignorant

[@SuperSara924]

Teens in this movie: “Jamie Lyn Spears is a teen mom so I wanna be one too” Actual teens when that happened: “Damn you Jamie now they gotta cancel Zoey 101”

[@stupido-um4xo]

I laughed at this more than i should have. Thank you.

[@strahinjagov]

So true tho 😅

[@autumnrose9655]

Everyone was pissed😂

[@matthew_natividad]

Damn haven’t heard that show in a decade

[@hannahsings19]

Truuuuuuuue!

[@DanniShelton]

“1in 6 girls in the United States will actually have a child before she’s the age of 20” I LITERALLY SCREAM LAUGHED WHEN I HEARD THAT LINE. WHAT WORLD DO THESE PEOPLE LIVE IN?

[@pinklemoade4779]

ikr

[@footlessmoonbadger7189]

@Lowkey Loki lol do you even math bro?

[@ECL28E]

"Citation fucking needed"

[@cararazma2407]

@Lowkey Loki It's... actually 18.8 per 1,000....

[@SteelBollocks]

@Lowkey Loki you probably were told that by the same type of people who created the "facts" for this film

[@GhostCryProductions]

Tricks boyfriend into impregnating her. He finds out the truth and is understandably angry. She acts like her deception was a good thing. He wants nothing to do with her. She wants to talk about their future together by standing there and just stare at him. Brilliant dialogue.🙄

[@G.A.C_Preserve]

You mean monologue

[@PidgeyHowler]

Abstinence only isn't going to reduce pregnancies. For one, you can't just turn off teenage hormones. No amount of abstinence only lecturing will achieve that. But also, if there's one thing history should teach any of us, its that if you ban something, not only will it not reduce how often people do it, but you'll likely achieve the opposite effect. People will just get really good at doing it secretly.

[@screamingcactus1753]

There are some things you just can't realistically stop. The most pragmatic approach is to give them the tools and education they need to do it safely. Anything less is putting your own morals ahead of the wellbeing of your children.

[@foxtrotnine]

Also, no matter how hard you teach something is bad, someone is going to try to do it, so you need to take steps to mitigate it. You need a censor to keep kids from hearing curse words. You need a lock to keep someone from stealing your stuff. And you need contraceptives to keep teens from getting pregnant.

[@thomasoates3003]

That, sadly, would require effort on the part of school boards.

[@ahstiasummers5583]

And because of the severe taboo, they won’t do it responsibly since they don’t know the dangers. So if something happened, they won’t know how to get help or even want help for fear of being shamed/punished

[@8bitminer]

How in the world is it difficult to not have sex as a teen

[@oliviaocasain9980]

I don't think it was inappropriate for the blogger lady to buy condoms for the teenager. In fact, it was probably the best decision made by anyone in the entire movie.

[@winchesterfamilyforever]

That's what I was thinking

[@sqeak6317]

To be fair the decision standard was NOT high

[@matthew_natividad]

Too bad they weren’t used

[@morganb673]

right. he doesnt get it lmfao. some of the things he said in this video are wrong. like there was nothing else the nurse could do. its on the girls and their parents.

[@giselegodoy7139]

That's what I thought!

[@kaminl7559]

Why does this movie even exist it’s so weird

[@theisjepsen22]

I just began the video, and i'm already agreeing with you

[@debzykvids]

Yeah like what the friggin heck went into the guys' minds who made this?!?!

[@debzykvids]

@DreiFreitags Fliege Maybe... Or just desperation for a decent paycheck. Who knows...

[@trinaq]

Agreed, sometimes you have to question why these projects get greenlit in the first place, even if they WERE based on a true story! 🤦🏾‍♀️😂

[@alejandracervantes7837]

Because anything that happens in media they have to make a story of it. And that was how it was with lifetime, law and order, and any movies in Hollywood.

[@MaddieBon]

As a teen, the thought of a baby is nice and cute but the thought of HAVING a baby is terrifying

[@msjkramey]

This could have been interesting if they addressed that it's *reproductive abuse* to trick your partner into conceiving without consent regardless of the gender of the person doing it. And also addressed real life complications and ramifications of teen pregnancy or just unplanned pregnancy or pregnancy before someone is ready

[@dudeyoureavegetarian6280]

Movies like this and Wattpad authors seem to think teen pregnancy is this magical thing that isn't a time-consuming job that would realistically wear down on a high school girl. No one that age is mentally ready to be a parent and it makes me angry when stories portray teenage girls as so completely delusional and ignorant.

[@agravery223]

Exactly, not to mention the expense... like whose paying for childcare... grown adults can't even afford that. Also you can not bring your kid to school while you take classes... like wtf?!? So are these girls dropping out of HS then?? It's so unrealistic.

[@shadowknight3100]

Mostly writers who believe relationships abusive or toxic is beautiful-even with gay couples. You can not imagine how many hate comments I get when I made these kinds couple split up (or put in jail/death of one) Plot twist it ended up making me want to become a horror writer -_-

[@ZyroShadowPony]

It's sad because there are good Wattpad authors who get drowned out by the bad ones

[@apolloandwarrior_3229]

@@ZyroShadowPony I was thinking of writing my NaNoWriMo novel on wattpad since it's so easy to use. It's about a musician who experiences alzheimers.

[@helloill672]

@@apolloandwarrior_3229 You should definitely try it out. It sounds really interesting. What music genre will the musician be?

[@mouse_eater]

the worst part is that they make it an exclusively girl problem, getting pregnant is a two player game and there is never any blame on the guys

[@animeonepiecelife1663]

For real, that's the most annoying part.

[@despinasgarden.4100]

And i literally don't belive that EVERY single boy that make the girls pregnant didn't wanted to at least meet their baby, i mean, i get is comon for boys to walk out when they get a girl pregnant but come on! I know there are boys that want to he parents or will at least help with monney.

[@redhood7650]

@@despinasgarden.4100 I don't wanna be a dad yet.

[@despinasgarden.4100]

@@redhood7650 and that okay! I don't want to be a mom either, but what i'm trying to say is that at least some of the baby daddy's of the girls in the movie would have helped or wanting to meet their kids.

[@redhood7650]

@@despinasgarden.4100 well that's obvious

[@jonathanwright8025]

How can a show ostensibly written by woman get so much about pregnancy wrong and a show written by men (Cyberseduction) get so much about male sexual habits wrong? Its as if the scripts got mixed up.

[@dreamsofcrows2718]

*sigh* as a 17 year old female, I will say this. Baby fever is a real thing. Sometimes the idea of having a child is wonderful, sometimes it’s the overly romantic way adults talk about children. However, any rational teenager understands that they can’t take care of themselves, so taking care of another human is out of the question. Some people do so anyway, some are fine, others flop harder than a dropped waffle. Also. Way to blame women for something that is usually out of their control. Some women are tricked. Christ sake

[@shadowfoot2486]

A great solution to baby fever is to just have dolls. My mom bought me two lovely silicone reborn dolls that I can carry or bring to stores or buy clothes for them.

[@dreamsofcrows2718]

@@shadowfoot2486 I have a small dog now that helps. And I actually don’t like kids anymore lol

[@shadowfoot2486]

@@dreamsofcrows2718 lol. I think as time goes by it's less of a novelty, it's not hip and cool or romanticized anymore, after all this comment is 3yrs old. I too have a small dog and she's definitely easier to care for than any baby I've met.

[@dannhoff6646]

Honestly i don't know if these people have even been teenagers, it's like they they portray teenagers as animals who cannot think, and they forget this kids are studying in highschool

[@mannaspritzer]

Ever seen the Secret Life of the American Teenager? That show makes almost every teenager look like a sex-maniac.

[@princesslulu5795]

Marina lmao sex maniacs who don’t know how to talk like an actual person or about anything else but sex hahaha

[@elizabethw1206]

as a teen can comfirm we all want to get pregnant

[@aaljustaal1890]

@@elizabethw1206 I'm gonna have to excommunicate you from the church of "teen", Elizabeth

[@itspienoon7883]

@@elizabethw1206 as a teen can confirm we all DON'T want to get pregnant

[@Don-ds3dy]

grandparents: "teenagers sleeping around getting pregnant all the time, disgraceful!" also grandparents: * had 3 kids before dropping out of highschool *

[@Don-ds3dy]

Also while we're on the subject, drugs use, school violence, rape, traditional bullying, etc, it's all been going down for the last half century.

[@Khenfu_Cake]

@@Don-ds3dy It's almost as if the "good old days" may be a tad overrated..

[@ShinigamiInuyasha777]

At least they had the courtesy that all kids had the same parents...

[@Bopperann]

Well, to be devil's advocate, your grandparents needed to have more babies because some would most likely die early. In addition their economy was in a much better state (one man could bring all the bread home, didn't take two incomes to maintain the family/home.) Although love children were definitely frowned upon back than. First world girls of 2010+ have all the information/warnings at their fingertips so they have far fewer excuses.

[@42billybob]

To be fair... viable jobs that didn't require much of an education were in ample supply back then. Houses were actually affordable. So as long as they got married & provided the stable family unit for those 3 kids, that was generally enough to get their life together.

[@bertramwinkleofficial]

I solely believe that the moral of this movie was to not be a part of that idiot friend group in high school.

[@matthew_natividad]

Agreed

[@bigj1905]

I also love how this movie just completely skips over the financial aspect of having a baby as well. It’s one of the most risky and expensive investments you can make as a human being

[@3vatapi3]

Bruh they act as all teen girls want is to have a baby when its literally most people's nightmare to be a teen mom. Like sure some teens wanna have kids but most of us are just trynna enjoy life and not have a child lmao

[@squiishiie]

i want a baby sure but if i got pregnant right now i would feel bad for the kid because i know i would be a shitey parent lol

[@maekae95]

This is such a small part to harp on but the whole “Jamie Lynn Spears was a teen parent so I want to be one too” is so stupid. I’m a few years younger than Jamie Lynn and for me and my friends her getting pregnant was a huge *teen pregnancy is bad* moment. We saw how she was smeared in the media, listened to many of the adults around us call her horrible names, and watched as her career was ruined. Nobody saw her experience and wanted to be like her. That’s just such an out of touch adult thing to put in the script lmao.

[@at2425__]

Agreed. I remember how her bf was three years older than her so 19 and I was horrified and grossed our how a 19 yr old could sleep with a 16 yr old 😂😂

[@Arachnes_Corner]

I was around 12 when that happened. I just felt so sad for her. I hadn't even seen anyone else react, and I knew it was bad news.

[@princesslulu5795]

I remember how it was all over the news and tabloids. I can’t imagine how hard it must’ve been not only having to deal with having a baby at 16 but the entire world knowing about it and people being so mean nonstop. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

[@ZimVader-0017]

@Tianruo Yang The real issue is that apparently he wasn't even the dad, and she had been groomed by the producer of the show who was like 40 years old. I remember when that can of worms exploded.

[@carsfan1995]

Mae McBride Also, pedantic fact, Jamie Lynn Spears wasn't really known for anything other than Zoey 101 so I don't why these girls act like she was an A-lister in 2008.

[@yourfavoriteannie]

i don’t think these characters need babies… they just need dolls. just good old american girl dolls, maybe barbies, and have tea parties all day.

[@TheArceusftw]

I get where you're coming from, but Dolls and tea parties? You do know they're in high school right?(But then again, given that these girls treat having a real baby no different than getting a new doll, maybe it's not too far of a stretch.)

[@yourfavoriteannie]

@@TheArceusftw i was a joke

[@AxelWedstar411]

Plot sounds more like a fetish fic than a legit TV movie.

[@WarriorBazooka]

"Contraceptives suck!" Apparently none of these women have heard of: unusually excruciating periods, premenstrual dysphoria and iron deficiency anemia.

[@user-fn8tq2wg2e]

Yes, and also acne, which might be treated with birth control pills too.

[@feel-goodfrankie8370]

@Usuário Sarcástico You've copy/pasted that same reply from another comment... Even in the context of sexual intercourse, it's still okay to use contraceptives.

[@mostsanemorrowindenjoyer]

@Usuário Sarcástico Alright, I'll bite. What the fuck is unethical about contraceptives?

[@angelkrystal1495]

Unfortunately, in a lot of religious communities those issues do not matter. Contraception is discouraged.

[@chelseahollis4423]

Y'all, I talked to someone whom I associate with & I mentioned I take birth control for my excruciating cramps & NOT for being sexually active. She then went on to say that I'm committing genocide & that I should eat fruit for a month to ease my cramps.....ummm what? First of all, what am I killing when I'm not even remotely sexually active & 2, what does eating straight up fruit & drinking fruit juices for a month really gunna do for me? It may work for someone but not me & that truly annoyed me because every female body is different but yet she told me to do something that isn't even in my lifestyle of eating fruit all the damn time🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[@donnie3927]

"If your daughter's not home when the sun goes down, she's probably going down on some son" - Karen Allan Poe

[@fuziontonygaming]

Poetic Justice

[@Jackieb741]

Tu Mom *son

[@theilladvisedminor4915]

This movie was so weird as a kid, it’s even more disturbing as an adult

[@kittensareawesome2789]

Girl: All I need to be happy is a kid and a marriage, I know this is all I’ll ever want even if I’m only 15/16 Reporter: You’re a bright girl

[@NiaJustNia]

Why do all the boyfriends look exactly the same? 😂

[@sleepcrime]

they ordered the multipack from the lifetime casting catalogue.

[@nikkipurwin999]

Andy Smith you mean The Bachelor/Bachelorette special?

[@NiaJustNia]

@@nikkipurwin999 They were torn between the GenericAmerican WhiteSuburbanMaleTM set, or the AryanButWeAren'tRacistWeSwearTM pack, but there was actually a deal on for the Bachelor/Bachelorette Jr bumper pack which included both genders (the bonus being the surprise feature of most being ex-child beauty pageant contestants), so they went with that for budget reasons and paid the mothers in free headshots of their child

[@addigaddi6640]

Wait they showed more than one boyfriend?? I genuinely didnt notice lmao

[@avastoyboxandarcade]

I couldn't tell them apart!

[@h.r.9563]

The worst part was the scene with her holding her baby. She held it so awkwardly it's painfully obvious that wasn't her kid.

[@inkystars19]

The babies aren't actually real

[@kyriss12]

You haven’t met my little sister. That girl has no maternal instinct and I fear for my niece and nephew.

[@plagaris4]

It makes more sense when you consider who the audience this was made for: out of touch Seniors. These are the only people who think kids are THAT stupid. Additionally, the only real pregnancy issue that came up? She was too young when she gave birth. Really, the only moral of the story is "Kids are bad and must be controlled". Which is all seniors want to hear.

[@VidWatcher01]

This movie has "Made by Boomer" written all over it. Gen Xers were the generation that said hey wrap it up

[@ashleydanielson3222]

@@VidWatcher01 boomers are the ones who started the sexual revolution.

[@aslilyum]

I'm nearing 30 and having a baby terrifies me. Happy being asexual, thanks

[@AntiKira20]

Same here. Aces unite!

[@Rainbowthewindsage]

It is one of the nicer things about being ace.

[@stuffingtonjfluffypantsiii]

*high fives a fellow Ace*

[@afox2080]

Howdy, fellow aces

[@JA-jz8pm]

I'm not ace, but I think this is cool keep up the great work guys

[@Thanathos1991]

"Back then girls our age were having children" Yes, they were. And they hat litterally no use OUTSIDE of this task. They weren't allowed to own a house or ANYTHING for that matter, they weren't allowed to hold a job, they didn't inherit, they weren't allowed to divorce or even pick their partner... Sounds just peachy!

[@allhailthewhale1423]

They had to. Do you know the child mortality rate back then.

[@Thanathos1991]

@@allhailthewhale1423 In fact, I do. I studied archaeology. =P But you are right, that's a point I didn't even add. xD

[@nathanschmitz2302]

@@Thanathos1991 Depending on how far back you go, the mother could die from a miscarriage without a c cut.

[@Thanathos1991]

@@nathanschmitz2302 Absolutely!

[@Kaiser-jo3uj]

Depends on the social strata

[@zuttoaragi8349]

"That's right mums. If your daughter isn't home by the time the sun goes down, she's probably going down on some son." Honestly the best thing that will ever be associated with this movie in any way.

[@Name-tn1zg]

Sun: *goes down* Me out of nowhere when I’m out: *gets pregnant*

[@slevinchannel7589]

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[@Name-tn1zg]

@@slevinchannel7589 I didnt get the notification of this comment until a year later. It was random lol

[@slevinchannel7589]

@@Name-tn1zg !!!!!!

[@Pastellera2video]

@@slevinchannel7589 are these books? I read Ripley’s believe it or not all the time

[@crescentblueee]

There was this girl I knew in the 8th grade. She was mean, loud, but somehow very popular. One day, she got reeeaaally quite in class and started wearing baggy hoodies every day. Turned out, she got pregnant, the dad didn’t want anything to do with her or the baby, so she had to leave school. Anyone who would *want* that to happen in beyond me.

[@haviksrotsucker]

8th grader here: i wear baggy hoodies all the time, but i think i'd like to keep my virginity because being a mother at ANY age seems terrifying

[@HoldmyApplejuice]

serious issues : exist move makers : QUIRKY MOVIE TIME!!!😍

[@nosiphodywili35]

This movie failed to tell kids that pregnancy is the easy part of having a kid .. Because when it's born that's when the real challenges start

[@braelyn4233]

No everything about having children from birth to them moving out on their own is absolute hell. I never want to have children ever.

[@amugglewatchingmugglething6585]

As a kid I can confirm that I am a little shit

[@adriyaevans]

A muggle watching muggle things the muggle way 😂😂😂

[@cassualtea2040]

And that pregnancy itself is also a fucking awful experience.

[@nosiphodywili35]

@@cassualtea2040 basically life threatening!

[@garkingbong]

"This is so bad" Perfectly Captures this movie...

[@Pikachu_Snivy_57]

It sure does

[@trinaq]

Yep, I haven't seen the movie since it first premiered a decade ago, and I greatly approve of this comment! 😁😉💜

[@DeathAngel-ft8oz]

Yes you are a UNIT.

[@TheAnonyomusGuy]

I think I'm more apt the statement would be "this is bad, women" I mean back with my mom kind of like lifetime all the time just about every movie you saw had a female protagonist going up against an evil man woman or child literally no one and nothing was safe for women to interact with that didn't want to kill them or ruin their life I'm just sitting around thinking this is terrible and I was like 10 or 11 when I was watching this stuff I was just thinking how could anyone be allowed to put such obvious bullshit on TV

[@sweethysteria8737]

It’s hard to talk about teen pregnancy cause it’s kind of hard to warn against it and make it seem like a bad thing without devaluing the lives of any person/child who had/has a teen parent

[@UnderTheTableGremlin]

“I’m gonna cook them dinner EVERY NIGHT ☺️☺️☺️” Girl if u can afford it

[@alexdinu589]

Girl: I'm pregnant Guy: I should've gone for the head

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

Wingman: Don't look so glum, plane tickets to the Bahamas are super cheap right now.

[@ChaosCrossing319]

“You should’ve given head”

[@circleofsorrow4583]

Start in Debussy, but always end in the Bach.

[@Kobi_89]

@@ChaosCrossing319 Congratulations, you got the joke!

[@chromso]

@@Kobi_89 gr8 b8 m8

[@KingOfGaymes]

I can sum up this whole movie in one word *“Ew”*

[@KingNexusMOCs]

I am not hating, I am merely conversating

[@duplexesofthedead]

😂

[@xLadyRaine]

It's weird seeing this after I just finished rewatching ygotas

[@pixi3d3ath47]

In the show skins, there's two characters (Jal and Mini) who get pregnant and I think they had to be way better depictions of teen pregnancy. They get nauseous and sick, Jal struggles with the idea of getting an abortion, and Mini is scared but ultimately loves and lives for her baby.

[@skye1235]

Jal's story is so sad she's gets an abortion and then her boyfriend Chris dies omg its so heart breaking 😭

[@visassess8607]

This is why sex ed, contraceptives and abortions should be accepted

[@poisontippedsword3457]

And let’s not forget the portrayal of teen dads! I’m a teen baby, and my dad has given SO much for me, they aren’t all deadbeats!

[@redacted3309]

Tell your dad a random person on the internet thinks he's awesome :)

[@poisontippedsword3457]

• w h i t e n o i s e • I will :)

[@lupinsredjacket3191]

PoisonTippedSword 🙌 For your dad! 😄

[@shiaseedsalad2726]

Your dad is a great guy. ❤

[@cinderfox5217]

PoisonTippedSword my dad is the same, he got full custody of my big brother and I and he worked SO hard all through his 20s to support us. If anyone’s a deadbeat, it’s my insane mother. She acts like an adult toddler, I swear, my 4 year old half brother is better behaved than she is!

[@morgana4488]

As a resident of Louisiana. I feel obliged to apologize for this movie simply because it was filmed here

[@ironscatman]

Apology accepted

[@Rosesarered35]

My mom was born in Louisiana. I accept your apology.

[@ZyroShadowPony]

Apology accepted

[@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665]

if anything the guy who made it should apologies to everyone who lives in Louisiana for making it associated with the state

[@vanroyal244]

Imagine if it was alabama.

[@ally_defrates]

“Don’t yell at the baby. It’s not her fault you don’t know what you’re doing.” That part at 24:22 - 24:26 really bothered me. Most mothers have trouble learning how to breast feed their newborns, and newborns generally have a hard time learning how to latch on. So it’s already hard enough trying to breast feed a baby as an adult, and I can’t imagine it would be any easier as a teenager. The guy who told the teen mom that needs to learn more about neonatal care instead of being such a douche.

[@gloomyTurtle413]

The entire time I was watching this I was repeatedly yelling “JUST GET AN ABORTION”

[@fuckinghelenlikewhatthehel2629]

Who is this movie even rooting for? The girls? The blogger? The parents? The principal? WHO ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE SUPPORTING?

[@THawkMedia]

No one. It's a movie where you hope for the worst

[@tradbimbo]

I can only assume it's the nurse? But even that's a bit of a reach.

[@T_E_G]

The camera guys

[@arkovsanavich5023]

The miscarriage.

[@walkz007]

@@arkovsanavich5023 ding ding ding😂😂😂😂😂

[@kemistree.]

What the executives should have said when they read the script: *A B O R T*

[@Matteo-tq9zl]

F E E T U S D E L E T U S.

[@randomuser5443]

Yeet the fetus

[@joemama-ej7kw]

This is lifetime their audience hates that word

[@awesomegaymer5786]

movies are created at conception and must be carried to term because abortion is murder

[@najmaht.a.1314]

ion

[@stardevilbunny1187]

Bruh.... As someone who had to constantly babysit (and low key raise) my little sisters at the ripe age of 13. When I was first told about this film I immediately thought they were all dumb. Just because you have a baby does not mean you're going to get all the love and affection you think you're going to get.... I should know. I've never had children but I basically seen a lot of kids lose all the respect and admiration for their parents once they get older

[@xeecstasy3183]

Right and they raise them so well and yet they become bloody murders

[@stardevilbunny1187]

@@xeecstasy3183 or that too. Kids are a fucking gamble and even when they become adults their behavior is looked back on you when they are monsters.

[@kitkatcarebear7170]

“I’ll paint her nails, dress her up, and cook her dinner every night.” Those girls say that, but you know they’d just order pizza every night.

[@Sajirah]

They didn’t want to show the negatives of pregnancy because they don’t actually want to scare women off from having babies. I know because people do this all the time. Women especially will only go on and on about the wonders of pregnancy to women who haven’t experienced it yet (and especially if they say they’re not interested in ever getting pregnant). One time my friend was telling me the horror story of how awful her son’s birth was and her mother immediately tried to stop her and hastily said, “Don’t tell her that! Now she’ll never want to get pregnant!” Joke’s on her though. I’m infertile.

[@AshenSpark]

I would think that they'd want to have it be realistic so it relates to their target audience of moms who don't want their teen daughters pregnant. Then again I also don't see a problem with women not wanting to be pregnant so what do I know 🤷‍♀️

[@gircakes]

Ariel Hunt I mean birth rates in first world nations are dropping below sustainable levels, probably because people are like “pregnancy sounds too gross and painful.”

[@christinagarcia9353]

gircakes or perhaps women have better things to do with their lives.

[@annieandelsieofarendelle3294]

@@christinagarcia9353 And what about women who do think having and raising a child is something better to do with their lives.

[@gircakes]

@@christinagarcia9353 Imagine being ok with your nation dying out just so women can feel independent, even though they can still have a career and be a mom at the same time. I'm a girl who plans on having kids, and I know damn well that having a child wont magically enslave me to a life of nothing but motherhood.

[@thisaccountisabandoned2172]

This is obviously a fetish movie

[@meetaverma8372]

It obviously is

[@tiamystic]

OH GOD-

[@carlycrays2831]

Aren't most of these movies like that?

[@Layla-fl1yl]

I mean... it’s lifetime are we surprised?

[@Sp1n1985]

It's based on A true story en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloucester_High_School_(Massachusetts)

[@Itsmebaileyc]

I vaguely remember being shown a Lifetime movie called, "She's Too Young" that dealt with STDs in high school health class. As far as I can recall, it was also pretty bad! Maybe you can review that at some point?