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@eskimodude00
@eskimodude00 24 күн бұрын
That Kobe joke landed harder than an Iranian helicopter.
@archangeldo913
@archangeldo913 24 күн бұрын
That joke probably flew over some people’s heads. Unlike that helicopter that couldn’t fly over the mountain.
@crabman2010
@crabman2010 24 күн бұрын
And harder than Kobe's helicopter
@JunkoXan
@JunkoXan 24 күн бұрын
Kobe's Pilot slam dunked his helicopter... So ironically his pilot was better than Kobe...
@killer13324
@killer13324 24 күн бұрын
dude, it landed harder than KOBE's helicoptor
@poofRBLX
@poofRBLX 24 күн бұрын
Kobecopter
@ZSU-57-2-it7si
@ZSU-57-2-it7si 24 күн бұрын
We officially know that iranian helicopters have a higher kill ratio than iranian missiles
@habitual_linecrosser
@habitual_linecrosser 24 күн бұрын
I feel bad for laughing 🤣
@garreth629
@garreth629 24 күн бұрын
​@habitual_linecrosser Dont feel bad. Though google thinks you should. They keep taking down my comments about the helicopter thing.
@ephemispriest8069
@ephemispriest8069 24 күн бұрын
@@habitual_linecrosser Why?
@crypto091
@crypto091 24 күн бұрын
🔥 (I'm talking both that joke and their helicopters)
@SelectStartGaming1
@SelectStartGaming1 24 күн бұрын
Ah dont feel bad but i believe the pilot was yelling kobe lol​@@habitual_linecrosser
@shaun3423
@shaun3423 24 күн бұрын
To quote Mark Twain "While I will never wish death upon someone, I do occasionally read an obituary with great pleasure."
@dcfuksurmom
@dcfuksurmom 23 күн бұрын
based
@valanquade3979
@valanquade3979 23 күн бұрын
Mark twain- original shitposter. Seriously though what a fuckin quote
@shaun3423
@shaun3423 23 күн бұрын
@@valanquade3979 He was good, another one I like is "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." Though my original one might be a misattribution.
@robryan2079
@robryan2079 23 күн бұрын
@@shaun3423that actually is a quote from the Bible, in the Book of Proverbs. Not saying Mark Twain didn’t say that at some point, but he didn’t originate it
@wallystenson9899
@wallystenson9899 22 күн бұрын
Mark Twain always goes super hard
@akradiodemon
@akradiodemon 24 күн бұрын
That Kobe joke fucking caught me so off guard. Britian chuckling a small bit was the cherry on top
@JonathanScarlet
@JonathanScarlet 20 күн бұрын
And Scotland coming in clutch at the end, too!
@dom-hx7ki
@dom-hx7ki 3 күн бұрын
I haven't seen Britain chuckling in this vid. Unless your talking about him holding back a laughter while saying "America!"
@JonathanScarlet
@JonathanScarlet Күн бұрын
@@dom-hx7ki that's exactly it.
@ripvanwinkle5199
@ripvanwinkle5199 24 күн бұрын
“We have robot dogs with guns!” “Our people do that shit already.”
@danielbrooks732
@danielbrooks732 24 күн бұрын
Ww2 anti-tank dog, russia
@user-kz9hx3gn2m
@user-kz9hx3gn2m 24 күн бұрын
I think Demolition Ranch or Brandon has video on that topic. There are even tutorials on the internet on how to build automatic turrets
@Author_April_Winterblade1980
@Author_April_Winterblade1980 24 күн бұрын
It's a regular Tuesday for them😂
@ephemispriest8069
@ephemispriest8069 24 күн бұрын
I heard dogs with guns and my first thought was, "Awwwww." How have we not taught our service dogs to do this?
@michaelscott6022
@michaelscott6022 24 күн бұрын
Boston Dynamics called, they want to know if The Great China has figured out how to housebreak it yet, like they did their infrastructure.
@SimoHayha43
@SimoHayha43 24 күн бұрын
Raise hell praise Dale
@joeljohnson3515
@joeljohnson3515 24 күн бұрын
RHPD!
@benn454
@benn454 24 күн бұрын
3
@Darkour97
@Darkour97 24 күн бұрын
Hell yeah brother!
@gandoff7840
@gandoff7840 24 күн бұрын
Amen, brother.
@austincarnahan6584
@austincarnahan6584 24 күн бұрын
AMEN BRUTHURRRRR
@sirpendergast1575
@sirpendergast1575 24 күн бұрын
"The only thing I'm afraid of is that they gain sentience and decide they don't need humanity anymore" thought that was about Floridians til you mentioned Skynet
@LadyBern
@LadyBern 24 күн бұрын
Still could be Florida
@Riasiru
@Riasiru 24 күн бұрын
Honestly, both sound equally terrifying. I for one cannot imagine a good outcome for Florida Man gaining sentience.
@thomasgilbert2266
@thomasgilbert2266 24 күн бұрын
Okay that shouldn’t have me rolling on the floor but hot damn good one mate…
@randomd286
@randomd286 24 күн бұрын
@@LadyBern Lets be honest, Florida is way less likely.
@dilanbrinkley3587
@dilanbrinkley3587 23 күн бұрын
As a Floridian.....so did I....and I realized I was sentient....but I'm a Veteran....and Airborne.....and a lot of things are starting to make sense.....
@Allurade
@Allurade 24 күн бұрын
"He was yelling KOBE!" Oh god, I can't fucking breathe man! 🤣
@SmithOfGear92
@SmithOfGear92 24 күн бұрын
You're sad about the shrimps??? *WHAT ABOUT THE CHEDDAR BAY BISCUITS?! WHAT ABOUT THE BISCUITS, HLC!?!* 😭
@rolkflameraven1483
@rolkflameraven1483 24 күн бұрын
Don't they sell the mix for them? Will probably be the only thing kept in a sell off, honestly. Those HAVE to make money.
@chaoticinkinc.3145
@chaoticinkinc.3145 24 күн бұрын
@@rolkflameraven1483 They're not the same! And we lost the lobster pizza! That's even worse!
@patrickdees5256
@patrickdees5256 24 күн бұрын
Frick! That's the only reason I go to Red Lobster was for the Cheddar Biscuits!
@TheMcEwens419
@TheMcEwens419 24 күн бұрын
. . . I know the recipe. . . 😮😂
@michealjackson500
@michealjackson500 24 күн бұрын
Nooooooo
@evansears711
@evansears711 24 күн бұрын
“SCOOOOOOOTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!” “Oh, twice in one video. Must be my lucky day. SCOOOOOOOTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!” Love it!
@BenSuzuki
@BenSuzuki 24 күн бұрын
Alba gu bràth!
@jamiegraham9131
@jamiegraham9131 24 күн бұрын
SCOOOOOOOOTLAAAAAAAAAND
@nataliamundell6266
@nataliamundell6266 24 күн бұрын
Scooooooooooooooooootttlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
@omejira
@omejira 24 күн бұрын
SCOOOOTTTTLAAAAAAAAAND FOREVEEEEER!!! *EXTREMELY LOUD SCOTTISH ANTHEM PLAYS*
@AvantiFudge-ln9le
@AvantiFudge-ln9le 24 күн бұрын
The first one me Kool aid man OH YEAH vibes
@joshuamendez9621
@joshuamendez9621 24 күн бұрын
From 1:02 to 1:07 you can barely hear a washing machine chime that its done in the background. You got me standing up thinking i had to take the laundry out while im here at work. Thanks for that
@fogeltje
@fogeltje 23 күн бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one. I was in bed and wondered why the heck I had turned on my dryer.
@TC-nd8vo
@TC-nd8vo 19 күн бұрын
Was looking for this comment, glad it wasn't just me 😅
@DraconicDuelist
@DraconicDuelist 18 күн бұрын
I was so confused because I normally can't hear the Washer from my room.
@ForFunksSake
@ForFunksSake 24 күн бұрын
I've been meaning to say this for a while now. This content is absolute gold. Keep it coming like those bottomless shrimps. God rest their poor delicious souls.
@somerandomalbinodude
@somerandomalbinodude 24 күн бұрын
i was expecting the F 22 to be pissed off because a mountain got to intercept an Iranian aircraft before him
@Tenacitybrit
@Tenacitybrit 24 күн бұрын
Take my like and get out.
@ernielightning3218
@ernielightning3218 24 күн бұрын
My like for you
@Jawsjawsjawsrg
@Jawsjawsjawsrg 24 күн бұрын
I was haft hoping he did get free.
@Tyfu39944
@Tyfu39944 24 күн бұрын
That don’t taste like lead-based paint
@brylozketrzyn
@brylozketrzyn 24 күн бұрын
The only thing flying lower than this joke was that Iranian helicopter
@MichaelJCaboose013
@MichaelJCaboose013 24 күн бұрын
Thoughts and prayers to the ground and trees, may they make a speedy recovery.
@SimCityEA1989
@SimCityEA1989 24 күн бұрын
"Well you look at that, twice in one video, must be my lucky day. SCOTLAAAAAAAND!" I love it how he didnt have enough time to discuss and he knew it, so he just yells scotland becore the video ends XD Love these characters personalities!
@VEXG32
@VEXG32 24 күн бұрын
“He was yelling Kobe!” Lmao
@andrewhemphill8999
@andrewhemphill8999 24 күн бұрын
Sadly. it's the one joke that went over my head. can you explain please.
@lukeskywalker8102
@lukeskywalker8102 24 күн бұрын
​@@andrewhemphill8999 Kobe Bryant died in helicopter crash
@davidgray3061
@davidgray3061 24 күн бұрын
Basketball player+Family died in helicopter crash. No survivors.
@Author_April_Winterblade1980
@Author_April_Winterblade1980 24 күн бұрын
Almost spit out my tea 🤭
@birky0191
@birky0191 24 күн бұрын
​@@andrewhemphill8999NBA star kobe Bryant died in a helicopter crash
@Nyxcha
@Nyxcha 24 күн бұрын
dear china. “We already have the means to travel among the stars, but these technologies are locked up in black projects and it would take an act of God to ever get them out to benefit humanity.” ― Ben Rich CEO Lockheed Skunk Works. 1995 on his death bed. Lockheed declined to comment
@codename1176
@codename1176 24 күн бұрын
See the problem is a lot of bad people are contained on Earth. Once the USA proves it’s possible other countries will eventually figure it out or a traitor will sell them the data.
@stonelion8020
@stonelion8020 24 күн бұрын
Huh? What? HEH?
@GimbleOnDew
@GimbleOnDew 24 күн бұрын
They would have been leaked already.
@metalgear6531
@metalgear6531 24 күн бұрын
I have a feeling that that's either cap or he was fucking with people on his way out.
@RaggedAssRobin
@RaggedAssRobin 24 күн бұрын
Wait. Isthat a real quote? I blame the modern world for my inability to tell the difference between reality, truth, jokes and bull anymore. I'll Google it, but I don't trust them, either.
@KnawedOne
@KnawedOne 24 күн бұрын
HLC, I truly get most of my actual news from you and the bros here on KZbin. ❤ Thank you for helping me hold onto my fraying sanity. 😂
@MsBhappy
@MsBhappy 23 күн бұрын
Women are here too :) but otherwise same
@BluePopsoprogen
@BluePopsoprogen 24 күн бұрын
1:56 SCOOTLAAAAND fits too well lmao
@Skelethin
@Skelethin 24 күн бұрын
The Red Lobster thing is actually kind of hilarious. Red Lobster got bought out, their new parent company sold all of Red Lobster's land(that all the restaurants are located on) to a different company they control, then charged Red Lobster rent on what used to be their properties until they were in debt enough to file for bankruptcy. It's investor money schemes, not actual failure.
@mattway18
@mattway18 24 күн бұрын
That sounds like it should be illegal.
@matthewtalbot6505
@matthewtalbot6505 24 күн бұрын
Was it Embracer Group? That sounds like Red Lobster got Embraced.
@SagPegasus
@SagPegasus 24 күн бұрын
"You're not in the hamburger business, you're in the REAL ESTATE business."
@eyeofhorus99
@eyeofhorus99 24 күн бұрын
@@mattway18should be, yes. But capitalism, no.
@paireon3419
@paireon3419 24 күн бұрын
Ah, so not a bug but a feature, then. Gotcha.
@Joker-ny7jh
@Joker-ny7jh 24 күн бұрын
Robotic Dogs with guns? Just send the ATF, they're gonna have a field day with this😂😭
@thelegoman1176
@thelegoman1176 24 күн бұрын
ATF? nah its actually the AFT bideon says so
@ephemispriest8069
@ephemispriest8069 24 күн бұрын
Fuck, this needs to be the top comment.
@FirstName-nf4fx
@FirstName-nf4fx 24 күн бұрын
ATF hates things that shoot back.
@MichaelMiller-bs3tz
@MichaelMiller-bs3tz 24 күн бұрын
Pretty sure we invented robotic dogs with guns years ago.
@archangeldo913
@archangeldo913 24 күн бұрын
ATF is probably allergic to dogs, as much as they are to common sense.
@Noblesix84
@Noblesix84 24 күн бұрын
That first "SCOTLAAAAAAAND" fucking sent me dude, I loved that.
@scottbivins4758
@scottbivins4758 24 күн бұрын
As a southerner an someone who's from North Carolina we aint getting over Dale Earnhardt Sr. The South will never be the same without that man no matter how hard we try
@mbyerly9680
@mbyerly9680 23 күн бұрын
At least Richard Petty is still here.
@scottbivins4758
@scottbivins4758 21 күн бұрын
@@mbyerly9680 it just ain't the same... Raise hell and praise Dale yeet yeet
@mikee7579
@mikee7579 24 күн бұрын
"That doesn't taste like lead based paint" FUCKING DIED.🤣
@retirednavychief6983
@retirednavychief6983 24 күн бұрын
yep! My initial thought was "is the kid referring to hanger paint or to some jinky paint that may or may not have been used to repaint some used helicopter..."
@F-22.
@F-22. 24 күн бұрын
What? I want to know if the paint was lead based
@sharkdentures3247
@sharkdentures3247 24 күн бұрын
It was the, "That entire interaction greatly concerns me." that killed me.
@mitchellmontgomery4534
@mitchellmontgomery4534 24 күн бұрын
Feels like a callback to " is this asbestos? *SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF* doesn't smell like it." which makes me hopeful for more pure tard moments from the 22 lmao
@stephenkentperez7705
@stephenkentperez7705 24 күн бұрын
First of all, the kid knows what lead based paint tastes like... everything starting from that is just wrong in so many levels.
@Ytrulerccbv
@Ytrulerccbv 24 күн бұрын
Bro literally died the exact same way Kobe did 💀
@dakkenblah1450
@dakkenblah1450 24 күн бұрын
Yea but people actually cared that Kobe died.
@Chesterfield.Esquire98
@Chesterfield.Esquire98 24 күн бұрын
@@dakkenblah1450 😂😂😂 my thoughts where “well this shit sucks Kobe died” then where my heart actually hurt was those kids.
@e-tan3911
@e-tan3911 24 күн бұрын
@@dakkenblah1450 People cared about this guy's death. I mean, look at all the Iranians cheering for his crash on the internet!
@killer13324
@killer13324 24 күн бұрын
what did you think Death yelled when the helicoptor yeeted itself into the mountain. he took kobe just so he could do it
@adamschank7703
@adamschank7703 24 күн бұрын
Don't forget Stevie Ray Vaughan.
@Fitzwalrus06
@Fitzwalrus06 24 күн бұрын
"Doesn't taste like lead-based paint..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dyin' here...😁
@dansebastiano2355
@dansebastiano2355 24 күн бұрын
Bro, you've got no idea how bad I needed that laugh. Thank you.
@rice0009
@rice0009 24 күн бұрын
LOVE the Cicada's appearance. Those little buggers are STILL howling up a store around here!
@Regolith86
@Regolith86 24 күн бұрын
Ah, that's what that bit was about. The cicadas we get around here on the west coast are the annual type, I think, which don't pop up in massive broods like those in the east, so we've been mostly spared.
@Thomas-fz9xw
@Thomas-fz9xw 24 күн бұрын
@@Regolith86 _For now_
@IBZogTheGreat
@IBZogTheGreat 23 күн бұрын
Here in Nc I went for a walk in the woods and the cicadas were so bad there was a constant background screaming of all the cicadas screams overlapping
@derekjankovich9624
@derekjankovich9624 23 күн бұрын
​yeah I hate em bugs, if you put any dust into the air for some reason it attracts them like it's food. If you use any power tools outside with em as well that slightly resembles their screams it will bring them to you cause they think you are looking to mate. I hate those buggars more than anything else
@cgilleybsw
@cgilleybsw 24 күн бұрын
1:05 - "that doesn't taste like lead based paint..." there is something seriously wrong with you HL! Love it.
@harbour2118
@harbour2118 24 күн бұрын
When you have nothing to intercept and your air time is astronomically shorter than your hangar time, you need to find something to do to not die of boredom
@jackb4125
@jackb4125 24 күн бұрын
I'm waiting for The Kid to ask America if that rag smells like chloroform. Gotta let him eat.
@Sean-dw1dc
@Sean-dw1dc 24 күн бұрын
The shrimp at the end gave me flashbacks to shark tales lmao
@Pimps-R-us
@Pimps-R-us 24 күн бұрын
Dude, I fucking lost it with the kid and lead based paint. Thanks so much for that. Your comedy is gold while still informative.
@elwoodcope7152
@elwoodcope7152 24 күн бұрын
The cicada has me dying. There are so many of them I can hear them while I drive, down the interstate, over the wind noise, and the road noise, with my windows closed.
@dw5523
@dw5523 24 күн бұрын
I just rode my motorcycle through Missouri. Had earplugs in and was blasting music in my helmet, so I had no idea the trees were all screaming until I stopped for gas. Took me a second to realize it was cicada's and not some weird type of tinnitus I'd invented.
@user-nr5ux7gr2g
@user-nr5ux7gr2g 24 күн бұрын
" What "
@itemlocation
@itemlocation 24 күн бұрын
For those who don't know: when millions of cicadas start their synchronized throbbing roar going on, there is no escape. Is there any other animal sound on Earth that is louder? I know elephants have low frequency sounds that carry for hundreds of kilometers. But that just doesn't compare to the cicada storm siren on steroids.
@Mare_Man
@Mare_Man 24 күн бұрын
​@@itemlocation Sperm whale clicks are loud enough to vibrate you to death if you're too close
@SinCitysOnly
@SinCitysOnly 24 күн бұрын
*The Great China:* "We have robotic dogs with guns." *Americans:* "We had TV shows from almost thirty years ago where we made robots with sledgehammers and buzzsaws... that killed each other. For fun."
@Chokah
@Chokah 24 күн бұрын
Some had flamethrowers too...
@jamesmckenzie3532
@jamesmckenzie3532 24 күн бұрын
They are still being made. Watched the whole series on BattleBots.
@internetzenmaster8952
@internetzenmaster8952 24 күн бұрын
30 years ago? We're *still doing that.* And it's gone international (there's even a few Chinese teams that participate in the Battlebots competition from time to time).
@twotailedavenger
@twotailedavenger 24 күн бұрын
I'd argue the British did that better, though. Robot Wars was fucking FIRE.
@willb5278
@willb5278 24 күн бұрын
Eh, autonomous or remote controlled? Feel like that's a bit of a big difference. But yeah, the gun-on-dog-bot part ain't special XD
@andyprophecy5003
@andyprophecy5003 17 күн бұрын
I don’t care what nobody says. These are some of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen. I absolutely freaking love these. I showed my grandfather a few months ago and he thought they were hilarious. He would love to see some like Vietnam type stuff like we talked about it a little bit and he likes the idea of like if it was the same thing from the perspective of during the time of Vietnam and different time periods in general
@angelic_whispering_death
@angelic_whispering_death 24 күн бұрын
Another great video that made me cry of laughter. The cicada part really got me
@NascarF1_driver
@NascarF1_driver 24 күн бұрын
“Doesn’t taste like lead-based paint” I’m concerned about the kid💀
@jamesmckenzie3532
@jamesmckenzie3532 24 күн бұрын
He's been licking the walls again...last time they had to repaint the hanger.
@Fuzz32
@Fuzz32 24 күн бұрын
We all are. If they would just let him intercept!
@oldmanjim2376
@oldmanjim2376 24 күн бұрын
#letthekideat
@martinvasquez818
@martinvasquez818 24 күн бұрын
Why is the Kid getting Marine boot indoctrination? 🤔 Is he really gonna get fed? 😮
@mimcduffee86
@mimcduffee86 24 күн бұрын
"He's fine" though. No need for concern. Maybe a need for another few locks on the hangar door though.
@gidget8717
@gidget8717 24 күн бұрын
Okay, I'm hooked. Everytime there's "news", the first thing that pops into my head is "I wonder if he's going to post about it?" 🤣 (hooked, I tell ya)
@michaelaustin334
@michaelaustin334 24 күн бұрын
Me too. Love the videos funny and informative better than mainstream media
@Sgt_Church
@Sgt_Church 24 күн бұрын
100
@Gamingirl96
@Gamingirl96 24 күн бұрын
brah, I've been waiting for a post for FUCKING DAYS!!
@phyrath5
@phyrath5 24 күн бұрын
I wonder if he's going to cover the arrest warrent for Netanyahu
@Gamingirl96
@Gamingirl96 24 күн бұрын
@@phyrath5 I have no clue
@AsianGlowXO
@AsianGlowXO 24 күн бұрын
“ doesnt taste like lead based paint” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. SCOTLANNNNDDDDDDDD😂😂😂😂😂
@jeffwold6767
@jeffwold6767 23 күн бұрын
Ohhhh the helicopter jokes🤣🤣🤣 "he wasn't yelling mayday..." I'm dead🤣💀
@user-fi8uc9gb2t
@user-fi8uc9gb2t 24 күн бұрын
“That doesn’t taste like lead based paint...” Raptor never ceases to make my day 😂
@Veltani
@Veltani 24 күн бұрын
Every time I see Kid, I am reminded of J.D from Scrubs, it is like they both have the same energy, but one has more rage.
@therealkillerb7643
@therealkillerb7643 24 күн бұрын
The shrimp/cicada/Scotland scream was Oscar worthy comedy!
@Sean-nj3hx
@Sean-nj3hx 24 күн бұрын
I’m so glad this is the angle you decided to take with the Iran situation lol I was genuinely talking to my brother about how I was afraid it would be a sympathetic video when it inevitably came out …
@monicasalyer8875
@monicasalyer8875 23 күн бұрын
HLC just keeps better and better. Love this channel.
@davidp2827
@davidp2827 24 күн бұрын
On one side as a pole, we know what it feels like to lose a president to an aerial crash. On the other hand, He also happened to be a right fucking prick. Now if only this happened to a certain politic and leader who happens to reside in Kremlin. Now that. that would be a REAL shame eh?
@furiousgeorge7727
@furiousgeorge7727 24 күн бұрын
Honestly at this point I think most countries wouldn’t cry if they heard “politician has died”
@incoggnito1667
@incoggnito1667 24 күн бұрын
RIP Red Lobster. Your Cheddar Bay Biscuits will live on forever in our hearts... ...and arteries. o7
@jacknemo8021
@jacknemo8021 24 күн бұрын
Not according to most cardiologists they (and you) won't....
@donnyarmstrong9559
@donnyarmstrong9559 24 күн бұрын
And the Crab Alfredo!
@Patrol3-8
@Patrol3-8 24 күн бұрын
Most of your videos make me laugh, but this one in particular had me belly laughing. it hurts and i cant breathe. 😂😂😂
@nathanmahoney6346
@nathanmahoney6346 24 күн бұрын
The reference to Earnhardt Sr was what sold me on your content.
@KnightShadowsong
@KnightShadowsong 24 күн бұрын
Excuse me well I try to not die from lack of oxygen from laughing so hard. Congressional medal of humor! Congress! Get off your ass, stop being fucking smooth brains and make it a fucking thing!
@Rednecknerd_rob9634
@Rednecknerd_rob9634 24 күн бұрын
We'd need a majority of US Senators and House members, and a President to 1. Know who HLC is and 2. To be fans in order for a Congressional medal of humor to become a thing. And sadly, the way things are going, the Congressional medal of humor would be held up by the curmudgeons in the Senate who lack any sense of humor.
@KayPrescesky
@KayPrescesky 24 күн бұрын
"Doesn't taste like lead paint" Fuck me sideways bruh, I'm deceased and in the ground!
@KnightShadowsong
@KnightShadowsong 22 күн бұрын
@@Rednecknerd_rob9634 sadly this is likely the case, Which is why smooth brains in government is a bad idea.
@lanefunai4714
@lanefunai4714 24 күн бұрын
Their shrimp was mid. The real question is, how am I supposed to get cheddar bay biscuits?
@Nathanial-Lee-Vigder
@Nathanial-Lee-Vigder 24 күн бұрын
You'll probably still be able to get the box of mix at Walmart and make them at home. But I'm not sure...maybe buy all you can find, and stock up?
@darknessofevil117
@darknessofevil117 24 күн бұрын
​@@Nathanial-Lee-Vigderthat's my plan
@kurskfirebrand4494
@kurskfirebrand4494 24 күн бұрын
Also there plenty of recipes online
@DocZoidberg549
@DocZoidberg549 24 күн бұрын
I cannot tell you enough how much I love your channel. Well done 👍 👍
@ajaxdonqueso9597
@ajaxdonqueso9597 23 күн бұрын
Oh my god the ending got me gooooood. Great work, dude!!!
@rawchicken3463
@rawchicken3463 24 күн бұрын
SCOTLAND! again One of your best jokes imo
@awesam2399
@awesam2399 24 күн бұрын
**SCOTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNND!!!**
@longwlenguyen4214
@longwlenguyen4214 24 күн бұрын
SCOTLAND FOREVER!
@typhoon1575
@typhoon1575 24 күн бұрын
Seriously though I don't think the citizens in Iran even liked their president. There's no loss to mourn
@N1ght_Breaker
@N1ght_Breaker 24 күн бұрын
I have to admit, HLC, you've been putting out some solid videos lately, but none of them made me laugh this hard. Top marks 😂😂
@rainy131313
@rainy131313 24 күн бұрын
What am I even watching? I don't know, but it's still funny, even when I'm drunk.
@ForgottenHonor0
@ForgottenHonor0 24 күн бұрын
Kid: "Mmmm, doesn't taste like lead paint..." Air Force: "He's fine." Me: 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@zfritz268
@zfritz268 24 күн бұрын
Ironically, I once had to do a health investigation on an air force service member. Couldn't figure out why they had really high level of lead in their blood. Opened the service woman's desk and found lead fishing weights and a nail file she was using to shave them down and swallow, in hopes to go on disability and file a claim... The kids comment doesn't surprise me one bit.
@borisrozental
@borisrozental 24 күн бұрын
the cicada joining in 😂😂😂 that shit's hilarious
@USMCRabbit
@USMCRabbit 14 күн бұрын
I lost it laughing at the first "SCOTLAAAND!!!"
@rowanhaigh8782
@rowanhaigh8782 24 күн бұрын
HLC, I love waking up to see what you’ve come up with today; today was a good day!❤🇦🇺
@aarmani909
@aarmani909 24 күн бұрын
America America America America SCOTLAND!!!!!
@sonar357
@sonar357 24 күн бұрын
Seriously. What IF Scotland held a general election with the question (even as a joke) "Should Scotland apply for US statehood?" And a resounding majority voted 'Yes'? And, what if, for whatever reason, the US gov't agreed? I think there's a plot for a comedy in there somewhere.
@moosefromsky3986
@moosefromsky3986 24 күн бұрын
There would be so many questions and none of them answered if Scotland applied for statehood out of the blue. Probably would the only staye that doesnt have natural disasters every year.
@jack727dave5
@jack727dave5 24 күн бұрын
I’m pretty sure we’d go to war with Britain given how Scotland isn’t independent yet. On the plus side it would be decently easy. However England has nukes and we also need to deal with the fact we annexed a member of NATO’s land on fairly strange logic.
@TheWasatchCrown
@TheWasatchCrown 24 күн бұрын
They gave us John Paul Jones, we owe them.
@radarsone5097
@radarsone5097 24 күн бұрын
Then we could be little florida 😂❤ or south central 😂
@ziggystardink9389
@ziggystardink9389 24 күн бұрын
@@jack727dave5 England has our nukes. They carry them around yes. But we build them and mainatin them. So take them all back for manit give them dummies and they take Scotland. What are they going to do thru crumpets at us?
@ChrisSpille
@ChrisSpille 23 күн бұрын
Damn that was funny! Seriously bro I needed that today. Don’t stop doing what you do. You are fucking awesome!
@kaleb7577
@kaleb7577 24 күн бұрын
This has to be one of the best episodes yet
@Jie_Hua
@Jie_Hua 24 күн бұрын
China having robot dogs with guns sounds like shit out of Wolfenstein
@atk9989
@atk9989 24 күн бұрын
its ok, an Australian youtuber did that a year ago. If ididathing can pull it off im sure any company could in a few weeks.
@Dwarg91
@Dwarg91 24 күн бұрын
@@atk9989just look up Boston dynamics big dog
@Kilo-ct8dh
@Kilo-ct8dh 24 күн бұрын
You can probably order them off TEMU now, but they won't work. 😂
@HammerOn-bu7gx
@HammerOn-bu7gx 24 күн бұрын
Or some holler in West Virginia... just say'en.
@frederickjeremy
@frederickjeremy 24 күн бұрын
@@atk9989that guy borrowed brandon herrea’s guns, and brandon herrea’s range for one of his videos, snipped all the parts out where they were having the time of their lives shooting some badass guns, then took the rest and made a video about how nobody should have guns…. Starring brandon herrea unbeknownst to him.
@TheRibottoStudios
@TheRibottoStudios 24 күн бұрын
*Iran:* America did you do this? *The CIA:* No? Noooo...of course I did...n't.
@madkoala2130
@madkoala2130 24 күн бұрын
CIA: Did you do it? Mosad: What are you talking about, we wanted to send a message. CIA: Ok, now.... Wait a minute!
@TheRibottoStudios
@TheRibottoStudios 24 күн бұрын
@@madkoala2130 CIA: That's OUR job dammit! Iranians: I see this as an absolute win!
@longwlenguyen4214
@longwlenguyen4214 24 күн бұрын
⁠@@madkoala2130Mosad: Gotcha sucker! CIA: Oh you Mosad, heh heh heh, but seriously though did you do it? Mosad: no or did I?
@bhilliardstudios4003
@bhilliardstudios4003 24 күн бұрын
You're my new favorite channel. Keep it up! Hell yeah!
@zelfersd
@zelfersd 24 күн бұрын
Suggestion: With the 80th anniversary of D-Day coming up, why not a video set in 1944 with WWII aircraft? I’d love to see The Kid as a P-51 (he’s definitely going to get some intercepts) and Grandpa BUFF as a B-17.
@PiousSlayer
@PiousSlayer 24 күн бұрын
That's a really neat idea!
@burp2019
@burp2019 24 күн бұрын
would be interesting to get another video from the perpective of Buff's WW2 memories
@krisnaputramaulidan2843
@krisnaputramaulidan2843 24 күн бұрын
@@burp2019 pretty sure the BUFF didn't exist yet back in WW2, no?
@burp2019
@burp2019 24 күн бұрын
@@krisnaputramaulidan2843 it was brand new in WW2, he has a video where Buff talks about meeting 2 other WW2 planes during his first mission
@krisnaputramaulidan2843
@krisnaputramaulidan2843 24 күн бұрын
@@burp2019 let's see... B-52 Introduction 1952. I do remember he made a video where the young BUFF meets other older bombers, but I don't remember if it was set IN WW2 or after WW2
@therealrandemonium
@therealrandemonium 24 күн бұрын
This was one of the best ones yet .. lol .. "KOBE!" .. Thank you for crossing the line
@TheKentuckyfamily911
@TheKentuckyfamily911 24 күн бұрын
It would be awesome to see a short movie with all the characters! I know you can do it missile man!
@siegel880
@siegel880 24 күн бұрын
This is, without a doubt, the finest piece of content I have been blessed with in a long time.
@TripleRegret02
@TripleRegret02 24 күн бұрын
Hearing the laundry machine chime at 1:02 made me double take my own laundry. I was so confused for a moment! 😂
@melsofthestars
@melsofthestars 24 күн бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one! I didn't see your comment before I posted mine to say the same thing.
@TripleRegret02
@TripleRegret02 24 күн бұрын
@@melsofthestars haha it took me a moment to realize it was in the video
@alvinfoerster2533
@alvinfoerster2533 24 күн бұрын
I heard the chime start at 0:59 and immediately searched to see if I was hearing things or someone else also heard it lmao
@RedMenace446
@RedMenace446 24 күн бұрын
The shrimp? THE SHRIMP?!?!? WHAT ABOUT THE BISCUITS!!!
@mbyerly9680
@mbyerly9680 23 күн бұрын
You can find the recipe online.
@buck_X
@buck_X 24 күн бұрын
I've got to say...I'm pretty shaken up by the news. Never been a huge seafood fan, but those cheddar bay biscuits are something special.
@rogerbelcher8419
@rogerbelcher8419 24 күн бұрын
Dude you are hilarious. Thank you for the laughs
@Lumi-OF-Model
@Lumi-OF-Model 24 күн бұрын
Swear can't get enough of these videos
@zacharyfreelove6101
@zacharyfreelove6101 24 күн бұрын
Are you kidding me, not even one mention of the biscuits. RIP red lobster Biscuits.
@MaxwellAerialPhotography
@MaxwellAerialPhotography 20 күн бұрын
Side story, my great uncle was a politicians in the Philippines after ww2, he died in a plane crash with the Philippines president in 1957. While in school for aviation I decided to look into the crash since there have been conspiracy theories for decades about a bomb being aboard the plane. Two things became immediately obvious when look at the details of the investigation. 1. The wreckage planes which exploded from the inside look very different from those which crashed into mountains. 2. That accidents like that happened on a terrifyingly frequent basis back in the 40’s and 50’s.
@notreallyalec
@notreallyalec 23 күн бұрын
We love you Scotland! You gave us Braveheart!
@Eeve3_Lord
@Eeve3_Lord 24 күн бұрын
Keep it up HLC. You, Fat Electrician, Ryan McBeth and Angry Cops inspire me in my plans to become a marine
@catbug4307
@catbug4307 24 күн бұрын
I don't know if have heard of him but you might enjoy MajorFunday too. He is pretty amusing.
@Eeve3_Lord
@Eeve3_Lord 24 күн бұрын
@@catbug4307 mandatoryfunday?
@catbug4307
@catbug4307 24 күн бұрын
@@Eeve3_Lord yes thank you. I oopsed
@Clean97gti
@Clean97gti 24 күн бұрын
the blue ones taste the best.
@maxedout1046
@maxedout1046 24 күн бұрын
Well, we are losing another great mind to the crayon eaters. I shall send my condolences to your family.
@Chuggz1021
@Chuggz1021 24 күн бұрын
Swear can't get enough of these videos!
@MoonMoon-gu2ge
@MoonMoon-gu2ge 24 күн бұрын
Robot dogs with guns... The atf is both aroused and terrified that something may actually clap back for once.
@stooge389
@stooge389 12 күн бұрын
RIP CHEESY BISCUITS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO OUR SOCIETY AND CULTURE 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
@benfihlman5521
@benfihlman5521 24 күн бұрын
I swear I get half my news from this man 😂
@falcardeckion
@falcardeckion 24 күн бұрын
Me too, and I'm not too proud of that, but here we are.
@movingtargetproductions5046
@movingtargetproductions5046 24 күн бұрын
All of my world news comes from HLC.
@samh.1180
@samh.1180 24 күн бұрын
Half? I get ALL of my news from this man 😂
@norahc.
@norahc. 24 күн бұрын
​​@@samh.1180mine us split between HLC and Fundiumbb. Gives me an idea what to go look for in the news
@kelseythomason1303
@kelseythomason1303 24 күн бұрын
All
@vampseven
@vampseven 18 күн бұрын
😆🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤭i luv this voice!! “The great China!”🙈
@Treetimedragons
@Treetimedragons 23 күн бұрын
Holy chit this was what i needed thank you HLC😂❤
@adb2506
@adb2506 24 күн бұрын
I've been watching for quite a while now. Nothing has made spit my drink out yet but that Kobe line did it. Best one yet! Had me rolling.
@sh1nob1_wan_kanob1
@sh1nob1_wan_kanob1 24 күн бұрын
That kobe joke had me down hysterical
@wreckenbach9703
@wreckenbach9703 24 күн бұрын
One of the better ones you've done, and you done did it well. Also SCOTLAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
@froggerman2023
@froggerman2023 24 күн бұрын
Scotland had me rolling TWICE 🤣🤣🤣 Needed that laugh brother! Hell yeah Scotland!
@Iron.rhino19
@Iron.rhino19 24 күн бұрын
China: we have robot dog with gun on it. Brandon Herrera: been there, done that.
@archangeldo913
@archangeldo913 24 күн бұрын
Vote for Brandon, May 28th, 2024
@michaelscott6022
@michaelscott6022 24 күн бұрын
"Bad News." "What?" "The president of Iran was unalived in a helicopter crash." "Oh Nooo! Anyway..."
@ojisanhoward8940
@ojisanhoward8940 24 күн бұрын
Hahaha, great minds think alike. I saw your comment after mine.
@Qardo
@Qardo 24 күн бұрын
I'll be frank. I am surprised he lived as long as he did. I mean, most of the country did not like him. And it was a helicopter that finally did him in. Wow.
@mnandeazy34
@mnandeazy34 24 күн бұрын
"Yes, very sad, anyways!"
@orobogamer3.040
@orobogamer3.040 24 күн бұрын
Good
@martinponc8021
@martinponc8021 24 күн бұрын
Scotland!!!!... I've spilled my beer laughing 😂
@KetaHz
@KetaHz 23 күн бұрын
Please ever stop making these videos 😂 They just get better as you go! Scoottllaaanndd lmaooo that was hilarious 😂
@johnhoofman9431
@johnhoofman9431 24 күн бұрын
Has anyone gotten over the loss of Dale Earnhardt?
@falcardeckion
@falcardeckion 24 күн бұрын
Never... Raise Hell Prasie Dale !!
@jamesmckenzie3532
@jamesmckenzie3532 24 күн бұрын
No. And they way he died could have been prevented.
@tommy_t684
@tommy_t684 24 күн бұрын
That Kobe joke hit harder than his helicopter did anyway 😂
@StevenSmith-vm5we
@StevenSmith-vm5we 24 күн бұрын
Was not ready for the "Kobe" at all lmao, That was Glorious!
@feelincrispy7053
@feelincrispy7053 24 күн бұрын
This is without a doubt the funniest one you’ve done in at least a month 😂
@datcranky3113
@datcranky3113 24 күн бұрын
So long Principal Prickly, may you enjoy your childhood summer vacations in whichever Beyond you belong! RIP Dabney Coleman, 1932-2024
@lyndajaeger4477
@lyndajaeger4477 24 күн бұрын
Wasn't he the one that got caught with all the cp? And busted with soliciting a minor?
@datcranky3113
@datcranky3113 24 күн бұрын
@@lyndajaeger4477 I’ll be honest, if that is true I’ll be somewhat disappointed, but the most I could find was him being wrongfully accused of beating someone up, and they had all the proof he didn’t do it.
@lyndajaeger4477
@lyndajaeger4477 23 күн бұрын
@@datcranky3113 I might be confusing him with the Dad from Beetlejuice
@shockwavegaming5907
@shockwavegaming5907 24 күн бұрын
Also the Dale joke right when I came back from a NASCAR race this weekend in his/my home state.
@HKaito
@HKaito 21 күн бұрын
I still remember Dale I saw it live on tv when i was a kid.
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