The Problem with The Clean Girl

[@MorganZamboni]

Clean Girl reminds me of those semi-creepy app ads where you have to give a comically mud-covered cartoon person a makeover or whatever

[@ElpSmith]

I’m losing my sh*t 🤣

[@Shae_Sandybanks]

Oh yeh. Those game ads made me so annoyed!

[@RJnottheraccoon]

Wow too accurate!! Those make me so mad because I know they are “doing it wrong” on purpose and as much as I want to download the app and “do it right” I never let myself because I can’t let them win!! 😤😡😭😅😂

[@Psycul]

The game is called project makeover and it's actually not at all like that. The ads are download bait

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

LOL

[@justsomeguy898]

"i know it's rage bait, and i'm a rage fish" is so real lmao

[@greenthumbsum]

for real 😂😂😂 i’m also a rage fish 😭😂

[@maximumbees]

i feel so seen. i will continue to fall for rage bait and i will not change, this is a promise

[@yoyohayli]

It's not really JUST rage bait, though, because it has real consequences foe the graves she is reuining with abrasive chemicals.

[@zenleeparadise]

​@@yoyohaylidon't you ever get tired of caring so much about things that, were they not recorded and shoved in your face by an algorithm, you would've never even heard about? Literally, if this was a grave of a relative of yours that you visited every once in a while, you probably wouldn't even notice the supposed damage being done - and you're the one it's most directly effected in that hypothetical. It really doesn't matter at all.

[@sapphosgirlfriend]

@@zenleeparadise if u only care about things that directly affect u, ur not a good person

[@bi_swamp_thing]

I'm a historical archaeologist and one of the saddest things to me about historic gravestones is that they are becoming unreadable in a lot of cases bc they used to use soft stones like marble for the gravestones. There's a lot of information being lost to the natural deterioration of the stones. And then clean girl comes along and fucking scrubs the inscriptions OFF THE STONES!!! She's harming them more than if she just left them alone. It's 100% vandalism. This is the cemetery archaeology version of going into an art museum and punching through a canvas

[@basementdwellercosplay]

Not just punching the canvas but then spray painting it bright white and calling it prettier

[@annatheblobfish9684]

So true, it’s disrespectful and destructive! On a more positive note I’m happy to see a fellow archaeologist in the comments!

[@bi_swamp_thing]

@@annatheblobfish9684 hell yeah for archaeology! I was so pleasantly surprised at Jarvis mentioning that she's damaging the stones. Not that I think he wouldn't care about it, but most folks just don't know! It's nice to see people outside the field concerned about archaeology

[@norcodaev]

Huh, for some reason I thought marble was a very hard rock. Shows how much I know about archaeology, eh?🤣✌🏻

[@bi_swamp_thing]

@norcodaev it's quite porous and susceptible to degradation from acid rain! Which isn't as much of a problem as it used to be, thankfully

[@NicoleMarie.]

SHE used *_ANTIFREEZE_* in that hole, seeing as *_animals drink it and die because it tastes sweet._* Can someone send her a cease & desist? If you walk your dog by and aren’t paying attention, it’s a quick and painful poisoning. She’s obviously not smart enough to know this, so I can only imagine how she is disposing of it after she puts it in the road.

[@frogmama16]

How do you know it was antifreeze?

[@SleepySigh]

@@frogmama16it's the same exact color

[@AnotherAustin-z7b]

​@@SleepySighit's the same color as koolaid that doesn't mean koolaid is antifreeze. Antifreeze comes in like 2/3 colors anyway

[@michaelsimms7396]

No the cops need to send HER to jail. Because she's a criminal who's endangering the entire community and environment.

[@diablo.the.cheater]

@@AnotherAustin-z7b but koolaid IS antifreeze

[@PerpetuusTenebris]

3:30 Hey, I do! Not legal, not the correct way to fix a pothole, 3/10 fix, doing it that way will create a substantially bigger problem in 1-3 years or less. Like, the road cracking in half kind of substantially bigger.

[@feuerling]

She was even nice enough to record her own inciminating evidence.

[@Maquenaz]

Okay? Doesn't really matter y'know, did you not see how many views she got???

[@PerpetuusTenebris]

@@Maquenaz If that road breaks, that means it'll be that much easier for them to figure out how and who to bill for the repair lmao

[@kgsk5]

@@Maquenaz I don't really see how views correlate with her potentially causing a worse problem.

[@Maquenaz]

@@kgsk5 it was satire please

[@btlair]

Her filling the pothole was big drama on r/civil engineering

[@shelymarks952]

This oddly brings me joy 😅

[@RaiRaiRaven]

Oh I need this thread lol

[@picahudsoniaunflocked5426]

"Oooh yes please", I say, as I tumble down the rabbit hole with a Doppler Effect.

[@lactobacillusprobiotic7029]

Who was the op? I can find the original thread.

[@lizc4438]

👀

[@marshmellofluff]

"I know this is rage bait, and I'm a rage fish" "Lightning McQueen doesn't like what he's Lightning McSeen" The quotes in this one are GOLD

[@ukiyoomi]

cus he’s premium

[@zolizard]

gooooooooooooold

[@Sunsinger3897]

The quotes are GOLD...just like you all ;)

[@maniczzz]

But they are free! They are free…

[@watiguess]

(gggoooooooolllllllllddddddddddd)

[@justsomeguy8029]

Every day Jarvis looks more and more like the cool black father figure character in an ‘80s family sitcom

[@OppDoc]

Makes me feel comfortable, he knows the answers to my problem before I even asked😂

[@solsolsolomon]

Can you give an example of a show and character? I've never heard of this before and now my curiosity has been piqued

[@K-man-rb7kc]

I'm proud of you son

[@LunaRaccoona]

He is in his full metrosexual uncle arc 💕

[@crustyqueer]

"Uncle Jarvis ALWAYS has the best advice!" -👦👧

[@georqedubyakush6066]

After many misplaced buckets, I've seen enough antifreeze spills to know that she poured antifreeze in that hole. Bubbly, green, opaque and semi viscous. She basically just simulated like 5 cars blowing a radiator in the same spot. Also will kill just about any animal thats attractes to it due to the "sweetness"

[@OneHellOfASandwich]

Yeah but like she cleaned it up tho (Facetious tone implied)

[@christelhain]

I thought they started adding stuff to make it not sweet anymore because people were using it to poison other people. 😢

[@Usagi393]

We will never escape being content. You think death would, but, eventually, even your death will be monetized for someone else’s bank account

[@prettyroach]

that’s what so dystopian to me my ghost would be Pissed

[@Gwynhyvr]

this is why i want to be cremated and replanted as a tree

[@danielsmokesmids]

side eyes epic games adding juice wrld to fortnite

[@RL_ManicFX]

You know what Jarvis? You’re premium too.

[@triplesixcrow]

he’s made of GOOOOOOOLLLDDDDDDD

[@Green_Guysssss]

(gold!)

[@auzzydoesit8660]

That's why he's gold, duh.

[@Platinum_XYZ]

​@@triplesixcrowhaha I read it in that announcer's voice

[@JayCarraway]

✨Gooooooollllllllldddddddddd✨

[@otter.mayhem]

THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING THE GRASS. Its actually not just the grass, it's the insects, the birds, the squirrels, EVERYTHING. Her just carelessly sprayign cleaning chemicals into the wild is SO IRRESONSIBLE AND HARMFUL.

[@b.collins2656]

people are speculating about it just being foam that was dyed or edited to be way brighter in post, and i hope to fucking god they're right because one of those videos was filmed right on the beach.

[@ThePurpleCheesecakeZebra]

@@b.collins2656 its absolutly all rage bait. shes cleaning white board pen off bus stops and just making a big some and dance about it

[@evanlee93]

to be fair, if the grass dies nothing of value is lost. lawn grass is horrible for the environment and not native

[@bunnymoth7794]

​@@evanlee93 literally not just about the grass. You missed the main point of OP's comment.

[@evanlee93]

@@bunnymoth7794 yeah i'm just saying, fuck grass

[@rubberduck1717]

As someone who actually works in roading, that is absolutely NOT how to fix a pothole. The pothole will come back bigger and deeper so fast

[@picahudsoniaunflocked5426]

Is it really called "roading" in the biz? Bc that's about the cutest thing I've ever heard & now I need it to be true, please.

[@Unseen_Fiend]

I was gonna say not how we did it but I was part time😂

[@rubberduck1717]

@@picahudsoniaunflocked5426 I’m in NZ and that’s definitely what we say! Could be different in other places though

[@Noooiiiissseee]

Go and fix it then so people don't feel the need to do it themselves.

[@ionamortimer6418]

@@rubberduck1717 certainly sounds kiwi

[@camillevoyage9727]

One cleaning creator I actually like is Aurikatariina she cleans people's houses for free and usually it's for people struggling with mental health issues, disability, etc. and she does an incredible job and it doesn't come off as saviorist or whatever

[@novanonsense]

Another vital difference between her videos and these ones is that she shows up at the request of the people she's cleaning for. So they actually want her there and need the help.

[@itsnotanobsessioniswear]

I have washed and tended to graves with my grandma because she's super into family history. We used really gentle soft rags, D2, and were so careful with the flowers planted around a few graves because they were the deceased person's favorite flowers. The clean girl makes me wince.

[@teapotlizard]

i'm a graveyard gardener and also the secretary of my local nature conservation association, so you can imagine the kind of stress the clean girl's content gives me.

[@emilyjohn2034]

I definitely can, I mean the amount of times she’s used a pressure washer for cleaning graves is wild

[@eleanorp3202]

Honestly the amount of you in her comments doing the lords work having to convince other people not to ruin their own family graves with abrasive cleaners is commendable 🙌

[@wincent..]

hey, fellow cemetery worker! cheers

[@yoyoyoyo-lq4jb]

That sounds amazing. Wish i had that job

[@picahudsoniaunflocked5426]

Clean Girl is the Venn diagram sliver where the deepest fears of caring about those things overlap😭

[@mothbones169]

it feels like children's content but it also feels like fetish content which is an interesting crossover

[@gallowsAlgorithms]

THATS WHAT IM SAYINNNNN

[@playdoh658]

Like content farm stuff for kids 😅

[@AkiyzaRose]

Fetish content for man babies maybe?

[@PapsIGuess31]

I don’t think that combination is that rare, sadly. Kids’ content is awful these days.

[@kaiowens6315]

its unfortunately common

[@oakleyves]

her fixing the pothole like i wouldnt want to hit a bigger patch of loose unpacked dirt on a road?? that’s going to immediately wash away

[@KairiMorin]

Yeah, she definitely has no clue what she was doing.

[@1Zac96hary]

I feel like the only thing real with this is Jarvis. Edit: Funny enough, Jarvis just said this.😂

[@spoon093]

My highschool did this to fill potholes and that's EXACTLY what happened

[@TheShitSmith]

It's like that Canadian guy who filled Potholes with shouldering gravel and held a sign saying something like "Pay me, not your taxes" that spreads around Social Media as a feel-good story. That "patch" is going to last all of 10 minutes and endanger people with thrown gravel. If you want to guerilla repair potholes, buy actual cold set asphalt mix and compact it in

[@jackjohnson1128]

Yeah there's a reason why whenever you go down a road that has construction going on, it's likely you'll see a BIG section cut away, much deeper than what she did. That's because roads, and any concrete foundation, have rebar or wire mesh going in to reinforce it. And when they're done, it's a brand new slab of concrete that matches the PSI of the rest of the street, not a little patch of some DIY garbage she got from Home Depot. What she did here isn't remotely good enough.

[@jongkittae]

20:08 I'm so happy someone is doing this in a respectful and environmentally friendly, getting permissions from the families and I assume cemetery management of some kind. because truly I think the idea is quite beautiful, cleaning old gravestones so loved ones can easily be found again is a good thing imo. but definitely NOT the way pink chick goes about it because everything she does seems so disrespectful on so many levels.

[@iwillworkharder]

I am kinda enamored with the lore of the family that kept a Lighting McQueen rug as a family heirloom for 17 years.

[@SkippingStone94]

You hit one of my main concerns with clean girl right out of the park within the first like minute of the video. The fact that she's not divulging up front what what products she's using to clean public places is insanely concerning because that could hurt people.

[@emilyjohn2034]

I mean this is the same woman who used pressure washers on graves so ain’t no way I’m trusting her to fix a pothole

[@Kevinblue035]

there's 3 possibilities in my mind 1) they're not actually cleaning products, it's just foam and colored water, she's putting all the "dirt" there herself in a way that's easy to wash off (there's a lot of fake antique repair channels on youtube that do this, they buy already clean stuff and just put some fake dirt on it to fake clean) 2) she's intentionally not showing what products she uses so that people will comment "what products are those?" or "those are probably dangerous chemicals!" to raise engagement 3) she's hoping that if she doesn't say what products she uses, a cleaning brand will sponsor her lmao

[@gardenthefermentingsound6218]

​@@Kevinblue035Why not all 3?

[@stretchmonster]

@@emilyjohn2034 I wouldn't trust her to fix a drink.

[@UhohGundam]

It wont lmao anything that would hurt the publie she would have to get licensed by the state for to even purchase them. Bet you don't freak out when a neighbor or something washes their car with all the soap thst you dont know what kind of chem it is and dont freak out.

[@FLFL-Cookays]

The more time passes, the more I believe Jarvis forgot the password to the non-gold account

[@twisterzs]

he really couldn't figure out how to upload videos

[@myskypalette]

WAIT THE LAST VIDEO THERE WAS MORE THAN A YEAR AGO?? Omg time flies 😭

[@1mab00kw0rm]

​@@myskypalette wait HOW!? I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY 5 MONTH AGO-

[@linseyfilms358]

Underrated comment

[@refillpan]

maybe he's cooking up something big

[@abbarabba21]

it's crazy disrespectful to bring up this tragic motorcycle accident resulting from a pothole (even if it's made up) in your tiktok baby voice

[@WateverWatever04]

right?? I was flabbergasted

[@rabbit6546]

From other’s videos she’s done the kid content voice for supposedly children’s graves she’s ‘cleaning’, she’s a content grifter who has absolutely no ethics or morals if it serves getting her more attention

[@melodi996]

The smiley face on the tombstone killed me.

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

That story isn't even from the area she claims to be in. I remember reading the exact same story but it was an Indian dad whose son died because of the potholes and his motorcycle crashed so the dad went around filling pot holes so other people's kids would be safe

[@alanaadornato5596]

@@melodi996 Careful now. She might power wash your tombstone too

[@SarawithanR]

I saw someone say the 5 min craft type videos are actually camouflaged fetish videos and this is giving the same vibes to that

[@MBPip]

Yes! I scrolled for a while to see if anyone shared that sentiment. The “dirty hole” comment, the tooth brush on the power tool, the shot of her in the foam, the shot of her on the Starbucks bathroom floor…. Yeah…. 👀…. The way she talks sounds like it’s for kids but it’s simultaneously f*tish content, which is extremely weird.

[@michaelio6548]

I was thinking that about her last video! Like, the whole “omg am I gonna get caught cleaning this bathroom” thing gave off exhibitionist

[@nvire]

Hey, just wanna point out that I love the way you add captions to your videos. It's one thing for captions to just serve as a timed transcript for what you mean to say but the way you have them written really convey the same cadence delivered in your voice and I think that's really cool of you to do, that way people who can't listen aren't missing out very much at all. Keep it up man

[@CodeDusq1]

If she wants to handle potholes, she should start with the ones in her storyline.

[@shegabaonmygool]

why did you comment 2 times bro

[@kristinrad]

@@shegabaonmygool Cause they had two good jokes.

[@jordanirving1329]

Bars

[@CodeDusq1]

@@shegabaonmygool And is there somewhere in the rules where you can’t comment more than once?

[@auzzydoesit8660]

Oh, Like Plotholes. I get it.

[@sneakysnek572]

My problem with this girl is that she isn’t doing anything to code. Like there’s a reason they don’t just hire anyone to fill in potholes and clean food places. She doesn’t know any of the codes that are necessary to do these jobs right, and it could very well put people in danger. Yes the pothole is dangerous, but so is filling it in wrong. She can’t keep pretending she’s doing a good deed when she doesn’t know what she’s talking about.

[@bondickle]

Plus if she fixes it wrong then it'll cost whoever it is EVEN MORE money to fix it, because they'll have to undo her work.

[@sneakysnek572]

@ exactly! There’s a REASON it takes a special crew to do that sort of job. The bureaucracy behind getting it done sucks, but she’s only causing more awful red tape they’ll have to cut to do the job properly

[@santa-li3662]

people don’t bring up enough that she’s doing this in PUERTO RICO. she is part of the crowd moving there for cheaper taxes while driving up rent prices and taking homes from natives. and then for a living she destroys their family’s graves and messes up their streets. just awful energy all around.

[@katc2040]

I mean thats an assumption

[@AlondraBarreto-o8f]

It is just an assumption, but what they brought up it’s a real problem we are facing in Puerto Rico and it’s necessary for people to be more aware of it

[@oddlem]

I'm someone who moved to colombia so I'm not FROM from here, but I do my best to fit in culturally. and now I feel like I'm a part of here. and nothing bothers me more than other gringos moving here with top salaries but then move to cheaper neighborhoods, making everything 10x more expensive. AND most don't even bother to learn spanish or the culture or history, they just live in their bubbles. I know it's a different country but I feel like it's a similar problem. I bet she's like that because she absolutely moved there for tax purposes, so by default I have a bone to pick with her lol

[@stretchmonster]

Exactly. She gives absolutely zero f***s about "helping" her communities. In fact, she's doing the opposite. It's all about views and money. She needs to get taken down a peg.

[@kili_liniani_3768]

As soon as he said that I gasped!!! I’ll have to look for more info about if she is actually in PR, cuz that would bother me even more if she is here for the cheaper taxes!!!

[@graceconnelly4629]

5:06 I rarely comment positively on a sponsor, but I’m really happy to see creators working with Bombas. I can confirm that a) they are very nice socks and b) one bought really is one donated. Those socks got me through some tough times back in the day, my friends and I used to (lovingly) call them poverty socks😂. I think I’m gonna have to get a few pairs now that I’ve been reminded they exist, I’ve never actually purchased them.

[@ponypeig7]

i’m happy to hear they really do donate !! hope u have a nice day 😸🤍🪩🐜🪷🐾🐜🤍🐜😸🐾🤍

[@Kelly-f7r]

Theve literially been sending me chunks of my missing dog for the last 7 months in the mail, but hey tomato tamahto

[@graceconnelly4629]

@@Kelly-f7r huh😭😭😭

[@spencereli]

I actually run a nonprofit and we got a donation from them a few years ago! They’re such a great company 😊

[@popcornmaster3172]

4:43 she in fact did not do it right that’s the wrong type of tarmac that’s cold lay it’s temporary

[@thebarkcrystal]

i came here to read this comment, ty

[@PNWNature]

Right. You wouldn't do a saw cut to cold patch a pothole.

[@maximumbees]

the badly acted sad voice about the dude that passed after hitting the pothole gave me the ick

[@yourlocalpunkkid6136]

Yeah that’s what I thought

[@GoofySlugpup]

​@@yourlocalpunkkid6136 wow. Cool name dude.

[@emilyjohn2034]

My concern is that she’s not even remotely fixing it right. I mean this is the same woman who used power washers on multiple graves despite one google search being able to tell you that you should never use power washers on grave stones. They are to harsh and can ruin the engravings

[@pingusmingus]

she literally scrubbed the engravings off in one video and she had to paint the text back on

[@ClownHoundII]

​@@pingusmingus This is why I hate people. Even in death people won't leave you alone with their nonsense.

[@PinnePon]

Also don't use them on roof tiles. They'll break

[@Ella-j5f]

“At least she is doing something good for the world” is the same reason why people were not allowed to criticize Mr. Beast back then even if people felt like something shady was happening.

[@theflowerhead]

Exactly! Tf is wrong with people. She could choose to contact the right people if she cared but that'd be extra work and time. She could be making mistakes we'll never know about. She's not like other girls I guess. 🙄

[@LavroseRovender]

What did happen to mr beast?

[@BruceNJeffAreMyFlies]

Not to argue, but credit where credits due; Giving away millions of dollars is a lot more 'good for the world' than half assedly fixing a pothole - causing more cost than the pothole itself - or desecrating a literal grave to make it look a little shinier.

[@s.tar.lin.g]

​@@LavroseRovender I'm not sure exactly where it started - I think it was when contestants on a game show started coming out that he wasn't feeding them enough or giving them appropriate accommodations, then he partnered with Logan Paul (known for his insanely inappropriate suicide forest video) to make a kid's food company and started aggressively marketing it towards children, it was also found out that one of his closest friends had posted pedophilic stuff in a group chat that Mr Beast was in (so he was fully aware of it even though he pretended he wasn't)... and more and more stuff keeps coming out now, like he's had iirc a registered sex offender appear multiple times as a guest on his videos, possibly some of his videos were completely faked, etc. this is just what I can remember, I'm sure there's even more. I've always disliked him because of his exploitative content, but enough stuff has come out that it's finally become socially acceptable to criticize him without being told "but he does so much good stuff!" as if that cancels out the bad

[@absolutelylovable]

​@@BruceNJeffAreMyFlies It came out that most if not all of those "strangers" he gave away money/products to were plants from his studio staff and/or their family members. Even with those huge "competitions," the winners were planted

[@JohnWarosa999]

I love walking on my Lightning McQueen rug from the 1950’s

[@showfeetguy0171]

she said 17 not 70 😭😭😭

[@SubSalicylate]

“This is ragebait, and I’m a rage fish” is added to my vocabulary

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

Why is youtube wanting me to look up "ragebait"

[@SubSalicylate]

@@arlynnecumberbatch1056 I think YT automatically hyperlinks phrases that lead to more engagement on the platform, in order get more ad rev

[@cymtastique]

I think she's just using dyed dish soap with a foam sprayer. There's no way she's using an actual cleaner and wasting that much product.

[@LittleNekoLost]

It's supposedly her own product that's "coming soon"

[@Tillyard86]

Also if the different colours are different products, she is mixing chemicals.

[@zeldaninja15]

Another video on her I watched (Do We Know Them podcast) provided damning evidence that the colors are added in post

[@picahudsoniaunflocked5426]

@@zeldaninja15 Ooh, I'd actually love a GOLD of that --- to watch Jarvis watching DWKT debunking Clean Girl! (what is that sentence? what is this timeline?)

[@tactileslut]

Could be Simple Green; could be radiator coolant.

[@Chucanelli]

On “harming the stone”: When I lived in New England, I learned that it’s generally frowned-upon to take “rubbings”, because they wear away at the engravings over time. A rubbing is when you put a piece of paper on the engraving and use a pencil, pen, crayon, etc. to cover the area, and the engraving shows up in relief. There are a lot of famous old-timey folks buried in New England and this was/is apparently a problem. Point is, even something as seemingly low-impact as that is considered disrespectful because it physically affects the grave in some permanent way. What clean girl is doing is so far beyond the general baseline of respect that it’s a wonder she hasn’t been prosecuted.

[@Elly-z7q]

It’s only a matter of time before something happens legally (especially with the potholes “fixing”) i hope

[@wrightcember]

yup, new england born and raised and we were taught to never screw with gravestones

[@sierrajohnson717]

Imagine driving on your regular way, and some random woman is in the middle of the street, playing with a green potion, and now you have to reroute

[@SydneyStewart-d3f]

Bold of you to assume I'd opt for the detour

[@LycanKai14]

Better to call the cops on her ass first.

[@ClownHoundII]

​@@SydneyStewart-d3fYou know the joke about running people over and gaining x amount of points? Would running her over get higher or lower points considering how much of a fool she is?

[@JoseVillacreses27]

"NO she got the Smurfs!!" 15:45 you absolutely took me out with that one 😂🤣

[@Fluffypigeonsandowls]

The poor beans omg! 😭

[@EzaleaGraves]

15:55 Yeah, I was literally just thinking the same thing. She always starts off with something caked with dirt and immediately sprays it with soap. The soap does nothing, you gotta get the dirt off first. Most of what she does is just scrub dirt. The foams she uses really aren't doing anything, it's the scrubbing and water

[@Benzilla089]

I don't remember her acting like an overgrown child, it's very unsettling

[@zubetp]

she's gotten worse and worse. people hate her deranged kindergarten voice so she just exaggerates it more.

[@macayleangelina9892]

I think she’s trying to appeal to a.. certain demographic..

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@macayleangelina9892I’m not insane, someone else sees it too

[@gallowsAlgorithms]

its fetish content

[@hospitable_ghost]

@@macayleangelina9892BINGO! Her stuff feels increasingly like fetish content.

[@AnonymousLittleBird]

Lily from "Do We Know Them" discovered that Clean Girl is doing some VERY weird editing in her videos - from changing colors of the foam to editing backgrounds to potentially even using AI because crosses and flowerpots on the gravestones change shape from before/after? It's on the latter half of their Bridgerton episode from a month ago if anyone is interested (49 minutes in).

[@DeathnoteBB]

Thank you

[@maniczzz]

Definitely watching that after this, thanks for the rec!

[@basementdwellercosplay]

I think they also have the clean girl in the thumbnail and title so i bet if you look up dwkt clean girl you'll find it

[@shinyrayquaza9]

I fucking hope the gravestones are ai

[@cheesebeing5679]

The thing I hate most about the fixing/cleaning vids is the constant, subtle implication in that cheery "for free" that the people who actually get paid to do these jobs aren't doing them well enough. She doesn't do this every day for shit pay, she makes one viral video and profits almost instantly, of course she's more energetic and seemingly willing to do this work Ik it's ragebait but a lot of people take it at face value so it definitely has real world implications, especially when her tone and fluorescent products are clearly geared towards children

[@ThePurpleCheesecakeZebra]

yep, like theres actual process and protocol to the fixing of potholes, and allot of the time the workers get abuse when they are fixing them because the council hasnt told them to fix another one. or they get abuse because they arent on the highway during rush hour traffic dodging cars and instead work when the road is empty so it always looks like they arent working. like the hint is if you are driving on the road the workers cant be working. the cones are for you so you dont drive into a hole not for them. if you saw them sitting around drinking tea when you went on your lunch break that might be because its their lunch break too.

[@prismaticerror6911]

Yes!!! It targets civil service workers rather than the people behind problems like potholes not being fixed. It's so condescending.

[@Barkugou420]

It looks like she's constantly trying to recreate a Danganronpa style murder scene anytime she uses that pink cleaner xD

[@plushdragonteddy]

i would kill for a danganronpa murder scene where the twist involves a really dirty rug that turns out to actually be a lightning mcqueen rug

[@liinak1468]

14:28 she green screened and saturated the foam, mcqueen's eyes are blue

[@BaleonRosen6547]

12:36 The foam on the rug is 100% edited in post. It shifts and contorts in ways that just aren't possible when she touches it. Plus the way it grows and spreads after she sprays it is blatantly edited. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of the more over the top cleaning she does is just edited footage to look more spectacular than it is.

[@VR.cosmic]

It’s 100$& AI (couldn’t find %(

[@soupy_cat]

Took me a minute, but it 100% is. When she pushes her hands in it, the same section of foam is copied into two spots (had to play it on .25 speed lol). And as you mentioned, it doesn't make sense that only half of the foam has extra delayed expansion.

[@elizabethdingus729]

some of the "cleaned" graves she posts are clearly painted to look cleaner too

[@AngelWatson-f4l]

Her “fixing” that pothole only made it worse😭 Someone is going to go over that on a bike or motorcycle and most likely get into a accident 💀

[@Ashbrash1998]

I just know whatever she did won't last. All those little rocks are just gonna be launched everywhere.

[@excelbia08]

Plot twist clean girl crashed in that bus because of the pothole she “fixed”

[@pogpurin]

She could have at least actually put cement 😅 like did she just leave it with those rocks? Yikes

[@mrbork7218]

Actually filling is a common way to temporarily 'fix' pot holes. Can't do what she did though. Just put some soil in and make sure it's been reported to the local government. And vote for someone who actually cares about local infrastructure.

[@applejayz1987]

Couldnt she be charged for roadwork without a permit? Cuz no way that work was sanctioned. Make this an Al Capone-tax evasion situation

[@johnb2127]

In my culture, to clean a grave is the greatest sign of disrespect, as the aging of the grave is representative of your life lived after death. When the grave has crumbled is when you have finally come to peace, and so our gravestones are often made of soft materials so that our memory is not forever lived on.

[@ObtuseMori]

That's a really interesting tradition/thought process, thanks for sharing!

[@MariaTex3]

That's fascinating. What culture is that? Has that changed over time at all in some areas by chance? I think that's a super interesting cultural difference.

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

That’s beautiful to me, I love that

[@johnb2127]

@@MariaTex3 It is a very small Norwegian asatro tribe. I would tell you the name, but there is no good way to put it on English keyboard. You will not find it in google, because it is too small tribe. This tradition has been same for thousands of years, since the first gods ascended and gave us Valhalla.

[@frogmama16]

@@johnb2127would you mind telling me more? I’m fascinated by different cultural beliefs, especially those of cultures that today are fairly small

[@ogba101]

13:36 she ends up revealing a lightning McQueen rug. The Cars movie came out in 2006 so 17/18 years is the max she could have said. At least she does research

[@ericaallisonc]

My mother in law is deathly allergic to a chemical in Lysol sprays/wipes and has been sent to the hospital 3 times in the last year from people bringing unapproved products from home… people like clean girl put others health at risk.

[@araluen4109]

obsessed with the way that she cut out a square around the pothole as if it's drywall

[@animeartist888]

According to the people on r/civilengineering this is actually a common thing in patching potholes. The edges of the hole are usually damaged already, so you have to cut some away to mtake sure the patch stays solid, and the easiest thing to cut with the kind of saw they use is a square or rectangle. Personally, though? I don't think I've ever seen a square patch job on anything that wasn't utility work and therefore cut square from the start.

[@abbarabba21]

Jarvis, I love your inclusion of responsible grave cleaners in the conversation. Seeing the ethical, reasonable push back against this person's continued bullshit makes me feel better about what's going on. I think it's a positive move to talk about what is being done and what can be done about people making cynical, harmful choices for content.

[@RavenTheElder]

Jarvis-THANK YOU for telling the audience about D2 cleaner for headstones!! I live in Rochester, NY and one of our city’s biggest attractions is Mt. Hope-a Victorian cemetery with over 300,000 interments. I volunteer to help with maintenance and preservation, and use D2 and a similar product (called “Wet & Forget”). This “Clean Girl” creator has caused a lot of damage-not just by herself, but she’s got an audience stupid enough to copy her and deface graves. Thank you so much for being a responsible creator and talking about a safer alternative for grave cleaning!! I love that people are inspired to help with restoration, but it HAS TO BE DONE SAFELY. Thanks for keeping good information accessible ❤️

[@gachacringex3]

If clean girl were to ever clean my father's grave, id truly truly sue. My fathers grave has growing plants and a rusty lantern. everytime i go there I nervous clean it, carefully and slowly. If someone like clean girl cleaned it with those harsh chemicals and talked about "I wonder how he died!" Id sue.

[@lil-liv6724]

She would be the next one underground

[@SpideyKid2001]

I've also read that there is a kind of lichen that mostly only lives on old graves and things like that and are protected, it's entirely possible she's *also* helping kill off an endangered species

[@neussd8752]

5 minute crafts and clean girl collab would go crazy

[@UnleashedRevolver]

Please dont will this into the universe, this timeline is nightmarish enough

[@oldipper976]

Featuring Troom Troom

[@Zaeplayz]

Starring troom troom

[@ciromoriello7054]

​@@oldipper976 the third triumvirate

[@ArianAlbert]

With CG and Dhar Man doing 90s ripoff sitcom acting level narration

[@finnluhlow4076]

Really hoping Cleangirl will just become an ARG that gets darker and more absurd with every Video

[@WateverWatever04]

Oh man, I'd love to get LonelyGirl15'd by her it would absolutely redeem the content lmfoao

[@HamazuraGOD]

If it's to be an ARG, what would the gameplay be? Maybe the cleaning foam or whatever would come with secrets and/or codes or something?

[@Smoothbrain-nvrm]

@@HamazuraGOD cleaning a crime scene

[@Hyst3r1c4l1y]

​@@HamazuraGOD You have to find the graves or fast food bathrooms she's cleaned and collect clues

[@alexloones8483]

1:15 bro imagine Walmart uses ammonia based cleaner and she brings in bleach

[@johnnyray9107]

I learned recently that most people think this is how you can accidentally make mustard gas. The combination is toxic but not mustard gas

[@rescuerex7031]

​@@johnnyray9107It's Chlorine Gas, which is an ingredient in Mustard Gas

[@elisquier5380]

Omggggggg I’ve never thought of that I work at Walmart so that’s wilddddddd but to be fair if that happened I’d probably get to go home at least 🤣🤣😭

[@alexloones8483]

@@rescuerex7031 its chloramine gas You get chlorine gas from bleach and hydrochloric acid or electrolysis or a bunch of other things you can do to get chlorine gas

[@artsyscrub3226]

@@johnnyray9107 Yeah no it's chlorine gas which is not that much better and tbh if the lie is mustard gas I'd rather that so people avoid making any kind if chemical that can liquify your lungs

[@Nitzah]

I’m just waiting for the (hopefully) inevitable “Clean Girl gets sued by family of deceased loved one who’s grave was used for clout”

[@TierAsche]

Woot for Bombas! I was homeless for 5 years and there were plenty of times Bombas came through for a whole bunch of us in rough situations through the local soup kitchen! They really do what they promise to!

[@bananahpolkadot]

That’s so great to hear! Thank you for sharing this!

[@CodeDusq1]

Clean Girl’s cleaning methods are so extreme, that even dirt feels offended.

[@echo.1209]

The only way Clean Girl could become good in my eyes would be if she slowly turned it into a horror show without changing her style at all. The pink ball rolls over to a new grave, she starts scrubbing it clean and commentating in her usual kid's show-esque tone and cadence, and slowly revealed on the headstone is "The Clean Girl"....

[@ElpSmith]

Clean Girl ARG would be sick. Like if she pulled an AlanTutorial I would LIVE for it

[@zubetp]

and we get a shot of her staring at it with wide, empty eyes. she slowly smiles.

[@frosty_teacup]

The way I would actually stan

[@elusivebard]

Her content turning into a 'Not Your Normal Kids Show' style would be kinda cool ngl

[@Ashers_Journal]

@@ElpSmithYESSSSS

[@livtoocoolomg]

why is he looking absolutely dapper and stunning on this fine evening

[@kait.theidiot]

when is bro not

[@picahudsoniaunflocked5426]

Yes.

[@steph15036]

Me saying this after every Jarvis video drops, always lookin dapper as hell

[@chompchompchangbin]

Jarvis always looks amazing

[@lilythearcticfox]

12:23 Btw, Mountain Rug Cleaning (here on KZbin) has actually satisfying rug cleaning videos.... Just saying. He's a professional, for one, and he has sped up videos and full length videos :) He does use something that's like, bright blue, but that's about it on the fluorescent chemicals part.

[@renniho]

18:32 “hey dharr mann fam” lmaoo you sound so donee😂😭

[@FowlsNest]

She REALLY needs some PPE, ESPECIALLY when dealing with concrete and/or tarmac Edit: Not to mention touching and inhaling all of those chemicals

[@1Zac96hary]

Have you seen the other videos on her? It's a clean girl thing.

[@TheMarshmallowMushroom]

natural selection

[@fiveelevenevan]

Who needs clean girl when I'm already premium and therefore squeaky clean?

[@chaucernerd1690]

If someone gets injured or unalived as a result of her cleaning and “repairing” that pothole, she’d be liable. No bueno.

[@zubetp]

i think you can say killed in the comments

[@chaucernerd1690]

@ thanks! I wasn’t sure so erred on the side of caution.

[@dromie5059]

​@@zubetp Branching off of that, saying "unalived" minimizes the severity

[@BabuMosahi]

Jarvis, I just have to say thank you for giving me some serious hope in one of your videos. A few months back, I was feeling so discouraged, like, really defeated, about how AI might take over everything, especially the creative world. I’m a singer, and it honestly felt like all my dreams of making it big might just go to waste because no matter how much I put into my art, there would always be a machine ready to take my place. But watching you break it all down in your own relatable way reminded me that AI can’t replace passion, soul, or the unique human touch. You somehow managed to make me laugh about my worst fears and, at the same time, believe that my art can still have a place in this world. If you’re reading this or not, you gave me something to latch onto, a bit of hope that yes, I can truly do something. So, from the bottom of my heart, thank you for that lift and for keeping things real. You gave me the push to keep going no matter what, and that means everything 🥹❤️.

[@wiselion1]

14:33 she color corrected the foam color too.

[@renren4m802]

I watch one cleaning channel- Aurikateriina - she takes on extreme cleaning projects for people who request it. She provides a compassionate reason for why their place is in the state it is and she protects their privacy. As someone with ADHD who really struggles with maintaining housework, having her videos playing while I get through my house mess is helpful. I feel like that's how you do a real cleaning channel

[@zubetp]

i have to play her videos on 1.5x speed

[@ScubaFanatic60]

Midwest magic cleaning does that too.

[@eraslugaris]

yesss she's awesome!

[@urinelover1428]

wait omggg that’s who I thought clean girl was at first and was so confused why people hated her all of a sudden

[@heatherheath3834]

I'm the same, love that lady!!

[@jackjohnson1128]

As someone who works in construction (estimator), there are a lot of regulations and requirements for concrete work. This includes repairing/cutting/whatever else with the concrete. Something like this can and probably will further damage the road over time with cracks in the foundation. It sucks when a pothole doesn't get fixed, but if you don't follow code and handle foundation repair correctly, it'll only make things much worse over time.

[@ObtuseMori]

All my knowledge about concrete comes from watching a handful of KZbin videos (specifically about a building which collapsed due to poor maintenance, among other things), and even I knew it's not a good idea to go trying to "fix" it if you aren't qualified. I seriously hope the pothole was already going to be professionally fixed and she just messed with it for her stupid video, or that it's been properly repaired now.

[@d.b.scoville]

Clean girl using the shit they dropped on Vietnam to clean

[@Romanticoutlaw]

agent orange 💀

[@AC-hj9tv]

​@@Romanticoutlawagent outrage tbh

[@ElfInTheFlowers]

Funny you would say that since the US experiment agent orange in Puerto Rico where she is doing her travesties.

[@aitkrapee9042]

My irrational fear is that I will move to a suburb and grow a nice wild front yard with big tall grass, and while I’m gone for whatever reason the Clean Girl will come and mow my whole lawn and cut down all my plants

[@scaper8]

9:20 "Dead Internet theory," Jarvis, dead Internet theory.

[@majesticalowls]

10:57 for a minute there i thought she was going to eat the gum

[@mastermarkus5307]

I was SO SURE she was going to eat the gum. I'm actually more shocked that she didn't.

[@maniczzz]

I was so convinced she would, and it had me terrified 😭

[@TedExTheGreat]

Same I got so scared 😨

[@BforBaylee]

I did too- I was about to hurl-

[@Helloyellow7]

I once saw a critique of grave cleaning, especially of really old centuries-old graves, that there is an added layer of nuance to the issue where it becomes a question of which we should value: honoring the dead, or preserving the thousands of bacteria and microorganisms that have since been cultivated and created life on that stone. I'm not the right person to answer that question, but it's certainly an interesting dimension to the discourse I don't see discussed very often.

[@FlorSilvestre12]

Ooh I like this take. Ask a Mortician has talked a lot about how much money and harsh chemicals get pumped into the death industry trying to keep bodies from decaying instead of allowing them to naturally continue the cycle of life, and one could argue that grave cleaning is an extension of that denial of nature.

[@DeathnoteBB]

For some of us we want life to grow on our gravestones, so there’s not issue, honoring the dead would be letting them be

[@Nassifeh]

With the world population being what it is, we really can't sustain an idea that normal people need pristine gravestones in perpetuity. Like forget microorganisms--at some point we are going to need to bury someone else there, it isn't supposed to be eternal and perfect forever.

[@TeamCryptidRobotics]

Wait, did she say the rug was 70 years old but was a lightning McQueen rug?

[@realtehen]

frfr

[@LostApotheosis]

I think she said 17

[@skipsal]

I think it was 17 years? Because Cars came out in 2006

[@LostApotheosis]

@@skipsalI know you probably googled this, but I like to think you just knew this off the top of your head.

[@TeamCryptidRobotics]

@LostApotheosis 0oohhh

[@grahamburdick]

09:22 this is called dead internet theory!!! you are not alone

[@marialastname4398]

17:00 Guess I’m getting buried on top of a hill

[@marynoble9464]

People will do shit like this to claim they're good for the community and get all the prestige without ACTUALLY helping the people around them in any way that requires actual work and sacrifice from them All the clout of a dirty job while staying squeaky clean and tiktok marketable for brand deals 🙄

[@cavebearstudio6517]

Those 5 foams seep into the graves and before you know it you’ve got the dead rising from their resting places.

[@starsomely]

apocalypse via content farm

[@Kevinblue035]

the thing i find so interesting about clean girl is that she hits all the beats of other basic ragebait content, like having something shocking or disgusting in the background and not acknowledging, making a shocking/disgusting comment as if it's normal in the same cutesy kid's content voice ect. but she's specifically doing shocking, disgusting things that presents herself in a way where she's this underdog hero doing good even though she's actively doing harm like painting over graves and doing shoddy repairs on potholes that won't last. i saw a whole thread on twitter about how all the stuff she does is intentionally kind of a poor repair job that will make whatever she's cleaning/fixing worse the minute the camera is off

[@user-jh7nq9hx7f]

The only free cleaning person I trust is Not the Worst Cleaner. She's so respectful and never uses faces or reactions to get by. And she educates on the mental health aspect of cleaning. Give her a watch instead of this neon environmental hazard!

[@Tofu_The_Opossum]

12:09 “It worked here but not over there” Did it though..?

[@oni0nhed715]

* emerges from the neon pink foam * where am i

[@zubetp]

(clean girl voice) a person was born in my clean girl foam. where did they come from?

[@Nicole__Natalia]

That $100 toothbrush was probably $5 on Temu💀

[@Mumble785]

not me literally having no idea what the point of the green liquid was until you pointed out "toxic sludge", i was so confused wondering if she was just making chemical smoothies in it and it was supposed to be Clean Juice™ lmfao

[@coeste5184]

Lmaoo when I first saw the vid I assumed it was supposed to be algae? But judging by clean girls themes it could very much be some toxic sludge too

[@lucky-iy1vw]

Never be the clean girl's friend or else your toothbrush will go missing tonight 12:51

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

My jaw dropped when she said she's FIXING THE ROAD. There is NO WAY that's safe or legal. I bet you're right about it being also for rage bait.

[@slimkt]

If she’s “fixing” potholes on public roads in the US, it’s almost certainly illegal. Very few municipalities would let you get away with that because they don’t know if you’re using subpar/incorrect materials and making a bigger mess (which let’s be honest, she probably is.)

[@chompchompchangbin]

I wonder if the laws and regulations are similar in Puerto Rico considering it is a US territory

[@AnotherAustin-z7b]

I have to imagine she did it on private property because even in PR the government would smoke you if the locals don't for doing some off the wall crap like this

[@Rubberducky42069]

I’ve worked at a cemetery for a few years now and totally agree that what she’s doing is harmful to the markers. A lot of older ones are solely concrete and super brittle. Since most people don’t have access to D2, we usually suggest dawn dish soap and a toothbrush

[@st4r_gazer_r]

"YOURE SUPER COOL, JARVIS!"We all say in unison while doing the chicken dance.

[@aquademoney]

UR SUPER COOL٫ JARVIS!! **chicken dances**

[@nursemelissajane]

Supercoolness established.

[@RL_ManicFX]

@@nursemelissajane superdupercoolness

[@3rr0r-200]

@@RL_ManicFX superdupercoolness x2

[@Potterhead1111]

@@3rr0r-200superdupercoolness squared

[@sofiastj]

Imagine going to visit a loved one's grave and you see clean girl filming a tiktok of it.

[@malevores]

I'd immediately tell her to piss off from my dad's grave.

[@crystalcatt2018]

What clean Girl might not understand about cleaning restrooms restaurants is that they have to use Osha chemicals that are made and certified for safety, and can get in trouble for using anything outside that, at my job we cant even get anything off the shelf and use it unless we are out of something OHSA Occupational Safety and Health Administration

[@colda.f.238]

17:19 we're supposed to believe she's NEVER seen a double grave before??

[@Charuchii]

The thing I'm just baffled about is that the people in the grave she is "cleaning" died in 91 and 92. Meaning the direct family of those people are most likely still around too. And with the unregulated pothole "fixing" too... There's a lawsuit waiting to happen here.

[@clockworkgalaxy8067]

ive been watching the other lady who cleans graves for a while. she specifically tries to clean graves without any family to take care of them, which is way more respectful! Clean Girl is horrid with it

[@EmeraldImperial]

15:20 danganronpa body discovery crime scene was my thought

[@ellajade8687]

I remember the first time I saw the video of her cleaning a random Walmart bathroom (i think that was her?) and saying to myself, wow does she really expect the employees to let her spray random unknown chemicals in their store!?

[@haley2926]

I hate when people say about the greyards “they are dead they don’t care” well no when I die y’all better not damage my stone with improper chemicals and post whatever you want about me like it’s respectful