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[@akisutahatter3245]

nothing more relatable than jarvis's "YES i know this is ragebait NO i dont care" energy lets all be mad at this nonsense together

[@manashieldmedia]

or idk be mad at real life things that deserve it like your criminally low minimum wage or the fact that a bunch of rich connected pedos are running free

[@lrizzard]

Yes! because I know it's ragebait.. why is she putting this out into the world? knowing that it's horrible? dedicating this much of her time and fridge to anger people!? WHY!?

[@MrGoldfish8]

​@@lrizzardMoney and attention 😔

[@SixtySpace]

but it's all made up

[@moyo6606]

​@@lrizzard rage bait is the cheat code to getting tons of engagement and possibly getting some money out of it.

[@sophiegibbs7186]

Cooking my blue collar meal a 15 hour shift after his husband

[@Anna-19928]

Cooking my husband. For 15 hours. Blue collar meal :)

[@hollownix]

Happy pride month to the meal and his husband🏳️‍🌈

[@mariakanwal7907]

all of these comments made me snort laugh. pure poetry.

[@jessica-li7wj]

@@Anna-19928cooking my shift!! for my 15 hour husband :)

[@bruzzunathtuch]

Reading this is terrible for my dyslexia. Bravo 💙

[@lalaspeaks]

new jarvis video? oh we are EATING toda- oh no... we are not eating

[@voguishthrone5887]

I’m still gunna eat bc I’m hungry

[@Just_A_Random_Person0_0]

​​@@voguishthrone5887 same I'm eating rn

[@nameless6512]

I jist ate a dark chocolate Ferrero Rocher bar

[@braininmeatsuit1207]

Literally the ONE time I turn on a Jarvis video when I'm eating, this is blasphemy

[@kofii000]

I kind want to see a very sexy woman flaunting their body while cooking the most vile shi It wouldn’t be her looks that make the video good, but the fact she’s purposefully making a vile concoction just to see what she’ll add next

[@Temaile]

"Maybe you're doing your art, looking away" I hear while bent over my embroidery work like a desk shrimp.

[@flynnjminesq]

Same, I'm doing cross stitch lmao 😭

[@charlesham9214]

@@flynnjminesq Knitting, lmao

[@cupnoodleart3370]

HE KNOWS HE KNOWS!!!

[@sadpatheticbardboy]

im drawing dudes kissin

[@catastrophia2160]

DESK SHRIMP HELP I LOVE IT

[@PinkApocalypse]

I see EXACTLY what she’s doing. All that salt and carbs and MOULD? Yas Queen, get that inheritance, girl!!!

[@dancinganimals.]

Is mould the British spelling of mold?

[@doggwater]

@@dancinganimals.yes that’s how we spell it in Australia too

[@botanicalitus4194]

but he's supposedly blue collar, what is she gonna inherit? his overalls? 😭

[@handl3869]

😅​@@botanicalitus4194

[@YesIlikebananasSo]

@@botanicalitus4194maybe he has life insurance

[@intern_dana]

irrelevant fact: the morton salt girl logo and the tagline "when it rains, it pours" was made to demonstrate that morton's salt doesn't clump together in humid weather, which was common with table salt before mortons started adding MgCO3 to theirs in the 1910s

[@spektralkitty624]

That's so interesting!

[@lrizzard]

that's awesome!

[@sydney-zx2hi]

this is such a fun fact i could kiss u on the lips

[@thatfuzzypotato1877]

Oh, now I also know why my family added dry white rice to our salt shakers growing uo!

[@g_willow]

And this is my thing that I learned today. Cool.

[@sarah.1230]

“if you refry beans three times, it summons beetlejuice” 😂

[@harriettrott5970]

beantlejuice

[@sarah.1230]

@@harriettrott5970 omfg👏🏻

[@ireneenick]

14:21 : this is what my cat usually leaves on the carpet as a gift for me :)

[@octopus8978]

10:17 SHES so thoughtful even tried to fry the ketchup for him 🎀🎀💕💕💕💕💕🔥😊

[@FranuxuMusic12]

jarvis saying "if youre not lookig at the video right now, maybe youre just like doing your art, looking away" while i was listening to the video and doing my art was so surreal lol

[@ashdweeb9063]

IT HAD MY HEAD SNAPPING OVER, HE GOT ME

[@elleoo7]

SAME!

[@kerrymingsun2498]

Me too! Very meta 10/10

[@wisteriamelodia]

I wasn’t doing art but I happened to look away in just those specific couple seconds 😭

[@StevoDesign]

Is this the first time you've ever felt seen?

[@Arch_ann]

The concoction in that pan reminds me when middle schoolers go to buffets and mix a little of everything into five pounds of ketchup

[@willamtaft5899]

Nah that’s just you bud

[@82licious]

Frye pfp ‼️

[@chobies5383]

Once in 5th grade I made a concoction of ketchup, BBQ sauce, ranch, and hand sanitizer. It was the most foul, devious, odor ever.

[@vintagedoctor7128]

nah cuz thats how my dad eats his food. literally

[@Arch_ann]

@@82licious frye pfp‼️‼️🦅

[@Badtimeblur]

When you get your cooking experience from mobile games:

[@lrizzard]

mobile game ads specifically

[@Kuchhh]

@@lrizzardNah, these are the kind of people that see the ad and go “That looks fun, I wanna try!” and actually download it 😂

[@InkyTheBlue]

Bootleg Cooking Mama Games:

[@KBats]

All this time we thought rig workers had shorter lifespans because of the abnormal sleep schedules and rough working conditions. In truth, all the rig wives work for Big Salt and are running a Secret Salt Cabal to take down the oil industry, one husband at a time. Jarvis needs a recut of this video in conspiracy theory format style. 😂

[@bruzzunathtuch]

*hushed voice* Where can I join this cabal?

[@libbyloumelon]

Big salt 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@mazthespaz7657]

Thats a McCrime 😂😭💀

[@mazthespaz7657]

Also add milk to things you've over salted it doesn't work for everything. But It does work in most recipes ❤❤❤

[@katiesilva6624]

"i know for those of you that like to watch my videos while you're eating, maybe don't this time" me looking down at my totinos, my first meal of the day: but what am i to do then???

[@moonshinershonor202]

7pth because you can fit one more in there

[@Kuchhh]

Something else! 😂

[@readtheroom831]

He said it as I took my first bite of dinner 😂

[@isitleeyourelookingfor6352]

Obsessed with the energy of this video. He's simply along for the ride, too perplexed to try and stop her

[@zevbites]

The bacon (?) she slapped into the pan looks like the strips of air dried chicken skin i feed my dog as a treat, the thought of serving that to my husband after he comes home from an exhausting day at work is devious lol

[@IDK-oo2uh]

Looks like my dogs' Begging Strips with bacon and cheese flavoring.

[@punchyl7574]

Shout out to all of you who watch Jarvis’ videos while doing other things and not looking because now my blind ass gets audio description for the videos on screen. Group win. (Though some creators describe what’s happening on screen more than others anyway and Jarvis has always been good about it!!!) anyway thanks for the accessibility!!! I super appreciate it

[@chaosdisembodied5483]

He also has regular subtitles that aren't auto generated which make it accessible for me as a deaf person. He's doing great with accessibility

[@starchivist_]

i think the funniest part to me is that based off the videos with her face / her house in the background, her house actually looks pretty nice?? so i'm imagining a pristine, well decorated house with a stove in the kitchen that is so unfathomably crusty and full of just random stuff that may or may not spontaneously start on fire

[@emersonconverse899]

0:53 no joke, thanks for the warning bc i was gonna watch this while I ate dinner

[@ravyntaylor6982]

I much prefer watching my rage content through Jarvis like god intended

[@elllisgrey]

they’ve been a nasty chef nasty

[@twisterzs]

i've been a nasty cook nasty

[@mightymeatymech]

is somebody gonna match her freak 😔😔

[@kofii000]

I’d find it very entertaining if a sexy woman was making intense eye contact while cooking the most vile shihh

[@lithat8581]

Is somebody gonna match my leek?

[@yoongoboongo231]

is somebody gonna match her freak😞

[@michaelwalker1017]

Jarvis: "and Im sad" *furiously rethinks* "life has its ups and its downs" (phew, saved it Jarvis. No one will know)

[@BentleyS6336]

I'm only at the 2 minute mark and already love that Jarvis is verbally describing what's going on. I'm doing dishes and can't see the screen half the time

[@larkasmr1128]

I actually REALLY appreciate the explanation of the visuals at 1:30 😭😭 almost anytime im watching youtube im doing something else, this time my nails, and i just had to mention how thankful i am

[@ona512]

true i even tend to watch new videos while travelling to the store or to work so good to know this is almost expected (tho i do feel bad not watching when im travelling aha)

[@bea2323]

SAME! Its so appriciated

[@Floofie_boi]

I'm premium

[@Goby-c4l]

Yes you are

[@granchito]

and im gold

[@Violant3]

I can't believe this channel and its contents are premium but still free, very cool

[@JustacommenterLol-ic4cu]

No way me too

[@ellismiles9109]

hi premium

[@crushworthyxo]

I see these types of videos on SnapChat a lot. I know they’re rage bait, but it’s impossible not to think “what are they doing?! They are crazy for thinking this is edible!”. I get even more enraged when there’s some “hype man” behind the camera going “mmm, yum, looks delicious!” ☠️ Thank you Jarvis for validating that these videos are wild!

[@garchompenthusiast]

Genuine cooking advice, if you add too much salt you can knock back the taste by adding sweet or acidic things, like sugar or a vinegar or wine that'll match whatever you're making! You can also dilute what you're cooking and make more of it to, y'know, consume less salt. If you wanna avoid using too much try and get like a second hand salt shaker, like one you grind flakes in. You get more portion control that way

[@BlankComicsMain]

I got jumpscared at 1:24 because I indeed am doing art while having this video on my device

[@AnOriginalSpin]

Everytime Jarvis makes reviews on nasty food I have to prepare in advance mentally and physically so I don't throw up or get angry

[@SmilingCorpse]

Or throw up while angry. The rage puke, if you will.

[@zebrabitch7821]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[@CinnamonsunTV]

“If you add too much salt, u must halt…. 😟… Cooking… cause you messed it up 🤓” - Jarvis Johnson, 2024

[@VRCommy]

To be fair, a lot of them say “cook my husband a balanced meal”, not “I cook my husband a balanced meal” (which she obviously doesn’t) So maybe it’s a plea. And if my cooking was like that, I’d probably also record it and put it on the internet with hopes that someone would cook a good meal as I’m begging for and save my partner’s life. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@obnoxiousNoxy]

At first I thought that stray slice of pizza was a very old piece of bell pepper 😅

[@stupid4parx_]

Jarvis mentioning that we might not be watching the screen feels like breaking the forth wall

[@BlisaBLisa]

this might have been the first time a youtuber said "I know what you're thinking" and they actually knew what i was thinking

[@lanskandal1181]

I like how she drops the eggs into the pan from super high up. 10/10 no notes.

[@tyelork]

It's really badass, Jarvis just giving out all his premium GOLD content to all of us premiums for free.

[@alexlewis1603]

This girl is the best rage bait I've ever seen. The prop pizza and onion absolutely kills me

[@MajorHarvestMoonFan]

Conspiracy theory, in the video at 15:30 she says her husband who may or may not exist and is also a plumber works in the North Sea oil rig, but she's got Houston texans merch? It's sneaky promotional content for Still Wakes the Deep.

[@Marky_the_Sharky]

10:47 SAY IT AINT SO?! IS THAT A WEEZER REFERENCE?! 😱

[@wow6011]

Its a layton and Johnstone reference

[@firelordoregano5632]

"grinch" as a unit of measurement is fantastic

[@ashleeminnow8453]

Goldmember shouting "gooooold" in the intro will never not make me giggle

[@wizardandorlizard]

9:30 love that he never mentions that meteor of spit that launched from his mouth lmao

[@confuzed_colonizer]

I saw that too 😭😭

[@iprobablylikeyoutube]

dont call him out like that🙁

[@polterkitty3639]

He wiped out the dinosaurs again, they’re double dead now.

[@wizardandorlizard]

@@iprobablylikeyoutube he gotta bring out the ukelele for an apology /j

[@toesheo]

Real 😭😩

[@Arthur-oc5wz]

1:24 literally me, doing art, looking away :o

[@mercilessnewt7242]

How often do the toilets on the North Sea Oil Rig get clogged, that her husband is there daily, unclogging them?

[@LuigiFan77]

For 15 hours

[@abigailhoffman1571]

I love this new thing my favorite commentary KZbinrs are doing where they let us know that they are aware we are doing things like laundry, dishes and running errands while playing these videos. Gotta have my Jarvis Johnson on or these dishes are NOT getting done

[@SheepUndefined]

14:13 That's the husband she's cooking for.

[@harveydangerfield]

such a random detail but i can't describe the rush of joy i felt when "doing your art" was listed as one of the reasons someone might not be looking at the screen. i've heard many a youtuber list activities that they assume someone might be doing while they play their videos in the background, and never once have i ever heard working on art listed. that is what i happen to be doing right now so it just made me really happy lmao

[@noratsuki42]

0:25 You can be the original anything if you're specific enough.

[@Accidental.Creation]

I know they do this stuff on purpose, but I still hate what they do to this food. Like, it's just not right. Either do it right and eat it because that's what food is for, or don't do it at all, don't waste it just for internet points! Also, her face tells me she hates what she's doing, lol.

[@aduckofsomesort]

I’m not even a parent but I am offended by the usage of the fed is best hashtag.

[@saramizuan]

1:25 this made me look up from my crochet lmaooo

[@SmattestBobbie248]

I have a theory that the pizza that keeps showing up is actually the rerefried beans/mystery cookie

[@peepeeheadlovescat2]

“Damn I’m feeling pretty premium tod- OH SHIT!”

[@megansslore]

That manicure tells me everything I need to know

[@jammy1726]

I was eating as this video showed up in my recommended 😭

[@Gobbler_kittenz]

"who are not looking at the video right now, maybe you're just doing your art, looking away" HOW DID YOU KNOW GET OUT OF MY BOX

[@withcharmtospare]

Poor Jarvis was TRAUMATIZED by this woman and had to make the rest of us suffer with him lol

[@geraltofriftia]

DUDE YOU ARE HILARIOUS, I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS MUCH ALL YEAR.

[@glucoseguardian9999]

"It is interesting to live in a world." Yes it is, Jarvis, yes it is

[@alayahhershberger8956]

16:42 😂😂😂 my favroite quote ever

[@isis5888]

I could’ve sworn Jarvis was going to descend into “sometimes you gotta know when to hold ‘em, when to fold ‘em” re: food cooking at different times.

[@dotmp4353]

“gooooold” we all chant in unison

[@ezool18]

im convinced she hates her blue collar husband

[@mimz1173]

I’m starting to get more and more convinced she doesn’t have one 😂😂 but I agree

[@yourfriendbeetle]

"maybe youre doing your art, looking away.." me, actively drawing and looking at my ipad lmaooo

[@zoes9226]

I can’t get over how angry she looks at the video at 12:10 holy shit 😭 she may actually be trying to kill her husband I fear

[@FeatheredCreature]

I wasn't even hungry and I still lost my appetite

[@BeenanPeenan]

me when my husband goes across the world to the North Sea for a 15 hour shift

[@beans9288]

17:51 hilarious edit caught me so off guard lmaooooo

[@WillReidy-dk5gc]

16:28 😭

[@remurdereht]

Jarvis shooting the gun really got me.

[@elliefishh]

These foods are the equivalent of 5 year old me trying to make mud pies and adding as many random things I can find on the ground outside to the pie

[@ClaythebeloveD]

Jarvis: "maybe don't eat for this video" Me with pizza stuffed in my mouth: "oh okay"

[@TheBananaCompany]

Something tells me she's getting rid of expired food in really elaborate ways.

[@glorialastra5775]

green beans and egg is what i cook my dogs when i run out of kibble lmao it’s weird thinking about a person eating it 😭

[@stxphaniee8255]

WE BETTER HAVE A BINGO FOR THIS JARVIS WE NEED A REPLACEMENT FOR DHARMAN BINGO

[@ebonyalexis32]

i wonder if he works for 15 hours at a time as a plumber at the north sea oil rig

[@doomsdayrabbit4398]

He's a plumber *on* the oil rig.

[@purifriedliquid]

She puts the dishes in paper plates so it doesn't hurt when the husband throws it back at her

[@LayZeeChill]

I wouldn’t feed that stuff to my worst enemy

[@123benyb]

"entirely too much pepper" is a fictional phrase

[@phrogphucker3166]

"Don't do that" thank god I finished eating 😭

[@mretlan8528]

Ive never once disliked how cold my kerchup was

[@spinozatheobvious626]

The tortilla with a bite missing is too funny though, this channel seems like the natural progression of How To Basic.

[@octopus8978]

1:58 NO WONDER HE DOES 15 HOUR SHIFTS

[@VideoGamer22]

“It is interesting to live in a world” I happened to agree on that statement

[@alexc337]

12:41 I have that same shirt that I got from my aunt 😭

[@Patterrz]

I had just started dinner when he told us not to eat while watching, what am I supposed to do now? 😔

[@BlisaBLisa]

the electric stove being on fire made me laugh ngl this is high quality ragebait

[@jessbecuzyouluvme]

I screamed when she added all that salt to the McDonald’s that already had over the RDA of sodium. 😂

[@ChickenGodNoodle]

Nothing like some good old Jarvis looking at horrendous food crimes

[@shreyaprasai17]

the amount of salt she is adding is giving me a heart attack & probably her husband too 😂

[@powerpuff4ever]

I like that you acknowledged your position as my primary errand background noise that keeps me from having to hear all the talking in the stores 😊

[@christiebreeechelon]

You missed in the bingo: use metal on non stick surfaces.

[@voguishthrone5887]

I’m still eating because I’m really hungry wish me luck

[@SkySqui]

"Doin your art looking away--" How dare you call me out like that Jarvis wtf man

[@shelleyfromtheblock]

Emotional Support Pizza Slice is merch just waiting to happen.😂

[@emmajane2214]

11:30 TOO MUCH TUNA WTF AN OH HELLO REFERENCE!?

[@foxtooth2269]

Glad Jarvis dropped a video during my depression

[@sarkisylynkedi]

The food waste makes me angry but the obvious satire is making me laugh

[@cz8587]

THE AMOUNT OF SALT. I can't even deal.