The Problem With The Five Nights at Freddy's Film

Mike you need to work Five Nights At Freddy's
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[@yorukakei3087]

I know it was hard to not give it a 1/10 for lacking a farting fat shitting scene with Foxy Pyro thanks for your score

[@SquidJustice]

True

[@HARRAWISH]

LOL

[@gayestsexhaver]

this is the only channel where this could be one of the top comments 😭

[@jameshall401]

Finally a good comment on Pyro's channel

[@modestdragon9695]

Based

[@abyssalproductions0]

Pyro was cynical 10/10

[@fyndssdev]

aint no way

[@bloodmoonangel8925]

Now this, this is cinema 🗿 🚬

[@ScuffedFGO]

No… Pyro was live 1/10

[@50millionbees]

guys my pyro isn't cynicaling how do i fix it

[@starryknight5555]

I clapped

[@tmaow]

It must suck for pyro to sit for 2 hours watching non inflated animatronics that arent farting in each others mouths

[@Bakedbeans780]

@ChuckECheeseOfficialfinally a real company that cares about children’s safety

[@McDonaldsKlee225]

@ChuckECheeseOfficialplease remodel one of ur locations to a fnaf location 🙃

[@garretthberne3035]

The biggest missed opportunity was the absence of the reveal that the whole movie was just a let's-play by Markiplier.

[@BigD69100]

Yeah but to be fair markiplier was meant to have a role in the movie but he had a scheldue problem (he was meant to be the guy running from the animatronic in the beginning)

[@user-ju5gx8up6s]

​@@BigD69100atleast theres a chance for Markiplier to appear in the second movie

[@gustavishmichelle3575]

Honestly i wouldve preferred that over what we actually got

[@skogen5357]

​@@gustavishmichelle3575yeah Matpat haven't had the greatest of track records as of later years

[@guineapig0983]

@@BigD69100hes been too busy working on iron lung

[@alfalldoot6715]

If only the movie included a morbidly obese Foxy farting into Freddy's mouth, then Pyro would have liked it more.

[@Zouly]

Im crying 😭😭😭

[@alexatrr7089]

Bluh 👹👹👹👨🏿‍🦲🔌💠🪨🪨💊📁

[@TopatTom]

Lmao

[@antonywei3019]

lmfao

[@Jaykeduzthings]

the thing is there’s probably some fan art like that that exists

[@h30ghost]

It's so cute that Pyro edited in sounds of friends laughing with him in the background in order to keep us believing he has some

[@K3Vz0]

Pyro has friends that arent inflated and farting🤯🤯🤯

[@Woazzi]

😂💀

[@ArcticArmy]

@@K3Vz0 whered the fart thing come from lmao

[@h30ghost]

@@ArcticArmy have you *seen* his commissions?

[@sirleopoldii.2886]

​@@h30ghostelaborate

[@BitrateBilly]

i think the film wouldve benefitted greatly if they dedicated the entire 3rd act to william afton instead of offing him 3 seconds after he appeared, mathews performance with him was incredible and it felt wrong that he only appeared for a moment before getting his ass wooped

[@skroink_z]

Also the complete fanservice insertion of the "I always come back!" line, like, damn. This is your first appearance, tf you mean you always come back? It completely took me out of the scene.

[@fartsmella9267]

​@@skroink_zseriously that shit nearly made me leave early but I already bought 4 tickets for my friends, and I'm glad I didn't leave before seeing cory at the end, because that was the only genuinely enjoyable part

[@MintySweetea]

@@skroink_z Right? They should've saved it for when he actually comes back in the sequal. Or insterted it in a much more subtle way like MatPat's theory line

[@birdman8646]

honestly that scene would've been SO MUCH better if the bite was directed ONLY at her head instead of the upper half of her body

[@TrueIdjiot]

Agreed, had it been implied to be truly like le bite of 87 sort of thing, just showing maybe the silhouette of the body hanging there for a second or something would be so effective at being unsettling and being a “subtle” nod to the lore.

[@Bagg0Bones]

Right, they took away the bite of 87 so the least they couldve done was give us a head bite

[@Cat_Garfield]

it's still a bite

[@JollyRanchersGrandma]

The biggest praise I have for the film is honestly the child actors. They were shockingly good which isn't what I've come to expect in recent years. Whoever played golden Freddy will absolutely become an amazing actor

[@virtual2860]

agreed, that actor has potential

[@apolloandwarrior_3229]

Yeah no the child actors were actually better than some of the adult actors. They did amazingly with what they were given. I also love how the vast majority of the movie was practical effects and not cgi. I'm pretty certain the only cgi went into the Cupcake.

[@FirstIOwOThenIUwU]

​@@apolloandwarrior_3229and the black eyed peas (gold fredo kid jumscare)

[@atlas3556]

@@apolloandwarrior_3229 partially because Blumhouse really doesn't "do" CGI. Look at _The Banana Splits_ or _Willie's Wonderland,_ those movies were virtually all practical.

[@apolloandwarrior_3229]

@@FirstIOwOThenIUwU was that kid golden Freddy, I can't remeber I thought it was foxy

[@dmkq9554]

Just a little clarification, Freddy wasnt the one that went to get Abby. That was Fredbear, Golden Freddy. Hes the most aware and ghostly so he basically ghosted himself there

[@mateocardozo3314]

I mean it's implied that the blonde kid that leads the other ghosts is the one that gets Abby, but they never establish that fredbear is his animatronic so hence the confusion

[@dmkq9554]

@@mateocardozo3314 they dont? I dont recall myself, id have to give it another watch. But if thats true then yeah, a bit of a hole there.

[@PepperKatt]

@@mateocardozo3314 the kid literally comes out of the suit to greet her in the house

[@bestuan]

yellow bear

[@dmkq9554]

@@PepperKatt i believe they meant, Golden Freddy, the animatronic itself wasnt established

[@Mancan76]

I feel like Vanessa HAD to be tame and chill during the table fort scene. The animatronics are passive towards her - something they would stop doing if she tried taking Abby away.

[@superbruh8936]

they made a fort at nite

[@BeepBeepRayya]

I agree, it was kinda obvious that she was faking her cheerful attitude when mike and her left for the back room. There was even a moment during that scene where she tried to convince mike to go along with her, as if she was trying to keep the animatronics calm.

[@Mooms]

Plus he was wrong about Vanessa’s threat to Mike coming out of nowhere. The previous scene showed Abby getting electrocuted by Bonnie’s guitar.

[@mcblazehunter6888]

@@Mooms The problem is that wasn't really an intentional attack from the animatronics, so her being scared of them killing Abby kinda did come outta nowhere. It would've made more sense to have a scene where Abby accidentally pisses off Bonnie or something and gets injured, then the fear would've been justified.

[@BeepBeepRayya]

@@mcblazehunter6888 It didn't come out of nowhere. In the scene before she tells mike that someone broke in and gets freaked out by the fact that he has a child in his home. She most likely saw the camera footage or saw the remains of the people who broke in and panicked. Knowing that he had a little sister and knowing her father's history plus the break in, it probably was too much for vanessa. She just needed a way to get both of them away from there.

[@chopper8209]

My guess with the fort scene is that is supposed to do a false sense of security. By making seemingly innocent but having malicious intent near the end were they wanted to make Abby one of them.

[@CODELIRIOUS-sy8xz]

This would have worked at the start of the movie before we saw fazzgang killing

[@ransack_knight]

this is a completely wrong take lmao, the fort scene was supposed to show that they (the animatronics) are Kids that want to have fun lmao

[@CODELIRIOUS-sy8xz]

@@ransack_knight you dont know how to construct tension in a movie and it shows

[@Amokzyy]

@@CODELIRIOUS-sy8xzYeah if they showed it that the animatronics were kind of friendly, but it was too much in the movie

[@georgerelic5024]

I think the fnaf VHS tapes, while good, have given a lot of people a warped perception on the franchise and made people think it’s a lot darker and more disturbing then it is lmao

[@Goat_brady17]

Yeah for real but I mean the books are pretty dark

[@deletethis5699]

i mean tbf the lore behind the games fits the vhs tapes more because of how dark it is in my opinion.

[@delusionalskitz]

Personally, I think the original VHS series by squimpus did an amazing job with taking the already disturbing and fucked up lore of FNAF to a whole other level of fucked up by actually showing it, instead of it just being implied or told through an 8-bit minigame.

[@adaalter9695]

@@aspiceeone its hard to show when its R13

[@Redninja.]

The entire premise of the series is children being murdered and being forced to live in torment in inanimate objects and you want to tell me it's not dark? Yeah, sure buddy.

[@piclebob]

MatPat was not the lore guy for the script at all. It was the fucking creator of the game.

[@ghartuckt663]

The movie is supossed to not be 100% the games lore, its like the books they can hint at what is happening in the games but not everything in the books are cannon

[@riddlerosehearts8277]

​@@ghartuckt663 Okay & pray tell why a manga that's been going for 25+ years can correctly adapt it's story into the LA but Scott for the life of him cannot adapt his game in LA properly without adding shit wasn't that important like Vanessa being William's child, I'm telling you now new fans aren't going to be very unconfused when they find iut that William's kids have different names to the one in the movie

[@Gherkins]

@@riddlerosehearts8277”aren’t gonna be very unconfused” bro what

[@smflash]

@@riddlerosehearts8277 I think Scott Cawthon never properly adapts any of the games in any other medium because he doesn't want to disconfirm any theories. That's why every adaptation of FNAF is analogous to the games but not a recreation of them. Example: some people believe that the Crying Child is William Afton's son and Michael Afton is Foxybro, and he has three children. However, in the books, William only has one child, Elizabeth. Even though in the games, we already know that he has at least two children, Michael and Elizabeth, who are explicitly said to be his children in Sister Location (Elizabeth and Michael both refer to William as their father). So, this doesn't confirm the theory that the Crying Child is related to William Afton or that William has three children in the games. Vanessa is also William's child in the movie, and she obviously isn't in the games, again. So once again, it doesn't really confirm the theory that William Afton had three children instead of just two in the games. But because these don't take place in the game universe, it doesn't really disconfirm the theory that the Crying Child could be one of William's children in the games.

[@LPHGUYBB]

@@smflash Vanesa is like charlie from the books I'm calling it

[@sirparker2881]

8:30 To answer your complaints, that was actually Golden Freddy who is kind of implied to be a ghost, so him going to the house would have been easy. Him leaving, however was difficult because he’d have to lead Abby to the pizzeria. Also that scene was planned before filming even started. Just watch MatPat’s film theory video about his cameo for proof

[@lgan8648]

vanessa changing her mood so quickly is to show that William was a terrible father and traumatised her and she's now unstable, mike even points this out and says 'he really messed you up, didn't he?' :(

[@JackMatthews1998]

Main reason I even wanted to watch it was purely because of it being 8 years in the making. I give it a generous 7/10, but I'm pissed we didn't get the sex scene they promised us.

[@spec908]

hopefully next movie we get a 20 minute sex scene between toy chica and markiplier

[@emperor_cutiebal]

good god i hope youre not being serious

[@handman360]

@@spec908 im sure that would be what the critics need to give the movie a 10/10, Scott

[@JackMatthews1998]

@@emperor_cutiebal About what part?

[@emperor_cutiebal]

@@JackMatthews1998 the sex scene part💀

[@liittlemiissd]

I loved the sibling relationship between the main lead and the girl, and how Freddy and the gang help heal that disconnected relationship, and Vanessa learning who her true family is, they took jumpscare simulator and turned it into a beautiful family story. I was legitimately worried the girl was gonna die.

[@jackbatchelor975]

Thank god I’m not the only person who thought this. The fact this film created characters I genuinely cared about from a series filled with silent protagonists. Also anything involving William afton was peak

[@alpacawizardman6778]

@@jackbatchelor975it also made Jane. All my homies hate Jane

[@atlas3556]

It also cemented my hatred for Balloon Boy. I already hated the little shit for destroying my FNAF 2 runs, but the filmmakers set him up as the true main antagonist, the one behind the scenes controlling it all. It was always Balloon Boy, that little fat plastic shitlord.

[@kennethsatria6607]

YES! Thank you for stating the obvious that critics seem to actively ignore, this is like the first time ever where the dynamic between the animatronics and living humans are properly tackled, cause they were never evil they were just restless and tormented spirits, it makes sense that a fellow child would be able to connect with them and Vanessa who they basically see most often and kept an eye on them while they were oblivious to Afton being their killer.

[@toastedprocastinator]

same, really glad they gave mike his resolution

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

Ngl Pyro saying “working at five nights at Freddy’s” and having a good laugh with his friends about it was just funny, it’s that kind of moment that’s just contagious in how it makes you laugh lol

[@Kalina47]

10:03 It’s set in the year 2000, actually. When you see Mike waiting to see William at the beginning of the movie, we get a security camera view and it shows the date, and the year is 2000.

[@DinoGod777]

I would say that the FNAF movie is a good Movie in terms of FNAF, But not as a Horror movie. The PG-13 Kind of Killed the movie for me, but the movie I believe was made for a specific target audience anyway, hence the PG-13. It's satisfied the Fanbase so they hit the Target on the spot. If I had to give scores, 7/10 as a FNAF Movie, and 3/10 as a Horror Movie.

[@Spider-MansAutisticArc]

Even tho I loved this film, I feel like it’s not a good horror movie, which I’m fine with because they did everything else at the least ok, and at most amazing, and as a FNAF fan I loved it (Sequel when 🗣️🗣️🗣️)

[@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas]

It's good at what it's trying to do Like the Mario movie

[@riddlerosehearts8277]

Bro kids will watch gorey horror movies so I don't see why he needed to numb it down to cater to them, when ahem HALF OF HIS FANBASE ARE FULLY GROWN ADULTS NOW

[@SnrubSource]

Not really, even as a fan of the original series, it's a pretty poor adaptation. The fort scene is what killed it for me

[@DevilsAdvocate669]

​@@SnrubSourceFact. I'm tired of people saying "it's a movie only for fans to enjoy" even though as a fan, it still sucked. I hate that movies nowadays can't be good and be for fans. It has to be one or the other for some reason.

[@mynameisharry8739]

Dude, when Mike Schmidt started working at Five Nights at Freddy's, I was literally shook

[@frownieclownie]

the way the movie inserted springtrap saying "ill be back" made it come off as the equivalent of a marvel one liner

[@zombiekilla25979]

It was inevitable

[@Nationeternal]

yeah the whole thing felt rushed

[@oxoboo]

It's almost as bad as Matpat saying "It's just a theory!"

[@harold3165]

Yes because Marvel totally invented the "I'll be back" line 💀

[@plasticstag7287]

Matthew Lillard is honestly such an underrated actor, he absolutely steals every scene he's in, both in this film and in others.. the way he acted the scene where Willian is skewered by the springlocks alone deserves a fucking award.

[@AthEE_One]

He's the best adult actor in the film by far but no... No, it really doesn't.

[@dip.918]

Pyro having people with him to film this video is a bigger plot twist than anything in the movie

[@DenajM25]

I instantly knew he didnt actually think its that bad from the thumbnail.

[@MysteriousJojo]

Really bothered me that they had multiple scenes of Foxy running down a hall but it was always from his POV instead of letting us see it, I get the animatronics they made are like 300 pounds and move at 5mph but that's an iconic bit of imagery from the games ya know? Could have sped the footage up by 300% or something

[@Nic9458]

I’d say general viewers would have to watch it at least twice to kinda understand better, like the starting credits shows William luring the five kids away which people may not have understood, and the reason William just shows up to the pizzeria is because Mike was learning about the murders and getting close to finding out who did it so William just went to finish Mike himself since he wanted Mike to be killed by the animatronics since he noticed he was related to one of his victims(Garret), but the animatronics left him alone. These are jarring during a first watch but for me get better the more you watch and understand what’s happening

[@GarrettAtterberry]

100% agree It's a movie that benefits from a rewatch and an open mind for theories or idea crafting around the movie which is for better or worse depending on what u think of fnaf going into it

[@morg2040]

i think honestly even though i do think the main motivation of the movie was to be made for fans they should have put more thought into the people who are new to the series or dont know a lot about the lore. like they could have replaced the abby/anamatronic friend-time scenes with lore-explaining scenes since they took a lot of people out of the movie because they just didn't match the energy/tension the movie was trying to build. like have vanessa mention the murders more and what happened, have vanessa talk more about how she had a bad home life or set up william before he comes in. even if it's just montage scenes of mike researching the murders/shutdown of the resteraunt.

[@Nic9458]

@@morg2040 I agree but I can also appreciate the fort scene showing how the kids stuffed in the suit would interact with the first child they’ve seen in the last 20 years. When you think about it that way the scene is more emotional for me since the animatronics probably haven’t been able to play like that since they we alive

[@thechugg4372]

@@Nic9458 but it completely conflicts with their later motivations in the movie though, it's jarring.

[@GobbleGobbleMyObbles]

i agree @@thechugg4372

[@exppalt2269]

It was fantastic seeing Pyrocynical act as the security guard Vanessa for the new FNAF movie. My only criticism is that she is attempting to replicate yet another one of MoistCritikal's traits; his acting career.

[@rhinosaregreat9894]

Thanks for ruining my day Pyro. You never fail to disappoint

[@redzlayer-49]

Cope

[@jakemartinelli5049]

@@redzlayer-49 Seethe, even

[@Lightning-II]

⁠@@jakemartinelli5049Mald, maybe.

[@CaptainObvious321]

@@Lightning-II maybe.... shit and come

[@NUMBERONEAYINLOVER]

@@CaptainObvious321 perhaps Balls and Penis....

[@TheChannelTV2010]

I loved when they said "The five nights were the Freddy's we made along the way". Goated film.

[@s4ndr3x98]

8:13 it was actually golden freddy and it is known since fnaf 1 that golden freddy can teleport so he was able to get to abby without any transport. His teleportation is also seen in the film once they arrive at the pizzeria again and abby turns around and he dissapears.

[@Longshanks1690]

Ok it’s 11 minutes so this is my preemptive TL;DW: - Rambles about the history of FNAF - Rambles about his personal connection with it (read “makes excuses for his deviant behaviour”) - Some entirely unrelated tangent about Dying Light or something - Only starts talking about the movie at like 7 minutes in - Beats around the bush before eventually concludes “Yeah it was alright” - Fin Let’s see how I square up. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@Longshanks1690]

Holy shit he actually stepped it up and started talking about the actual film in the first couple minutes. 💀 Credit where it’s due. 👏

[@kecskekecske9643]

If theres a second one it might just be so much better since now they have all the mascots and the budget can go towards the story

[@zombiekilla25979]

Plus don't need to play safe and retread lore

[@koshavinka2995]

Tbh, if the second film includes the Toys, 80% of the budget will go into making Mangle and Puppet and somehow moving them 💀

[@Amokzyy]

they need to make it scary this time

[@zombiekilla25979]

@@Amokzyy there changing the script based on criticism

[@Ale-Y]

Can't wait for 2035

[@robzonefire]

The FNAF movie lacks that "desperate survival" vibe like they should have the montage of Mike desperately holding out in the office at the 2nd night when he finally realized the danger while the music "Talking in your sleep" is playing on the sequence.

[@Errorz_]

I keep seeing the point brought up regarding the fort and how she seemingly randomly said he would shoot him if he brought abby back. but it's really not random, it's quite obvious that she was scared and knew what was going on. hence why you can see when they're in the back she is visibly afraid. It was even clarified that she knew what they wanted beforehand. Obviously when she knows what they're capable of she isn't gonna do anything or say anything in front of them.

[@calebmartinez8336]

Oh my god yall are really reaching for this film. Please for the love of god watch something better

[@Errorz_]

@@calebmartinez8336 How is that reaching..? 💀

[@imnotshortdude]

​@Errorz_ it's reaching because Vanessa was alone with Mike twice after he brought his sister to the big scary bear place, and she didn't say anything to him.

[@lagomorph736]

​@@SansSmirkScott Cawthon can't write good lore at all, none of his lore makes sense and he has even admitted to changing it arbitrarily because theorists have guessed it, stop dick riding him and admit the movie was bad.

[@Errorz_]

@@imnotshortdude That's not true though? Although yes, they were technically alone twice, the first time was inside the supply closet where again, she was visibly afraid and questioned why he brought Abby. The second instance of being alone was outside the building, where she then told him to not bring her and threatened to shoot him if he did.

[@DanielSilva-mm2zo]

Pyro definitely would love any movie with furries.

[@xbreadguy_1080]

they clearly werent inflated enough

[@bennyfromfalloutnewvegas7985]

Im surprised he was able to make it through without edging

[@wowanimejoshua5149]

Pyro having friends is the most shocking part of this video

[@trollawesomeness]

A girlfriend is even more shocking. Imagine liking someone that's into furry inflation farts.

[@Gamer-kazinky]

for some reason i thought the actor who played the blonde kid was really good at delivering his lines and acting like a friendly child and slightly deranged at the same time

[@ArtoriasKnightoftheAbyss]

By the way, it wasn't Freddy in that got in the taxi, it's supposed to be Golden Freddy, that's why he dissappeard after he brought Abby to the pizzaria

[@Jonnyb3]

3:25 pyro being the only one laughing at his joke was the cringe I needed today

[@ShaquilleOatmeal849]

There's no way critics expected a Blum house movie to be on the same level as The Shining or Candy Man... In all honestly this movie was 5/10 fun bad movie.

[@kreachur000]

as someone who loves the lore, this movie was a hard watch just because of how far it strays from the original story and I just kept thinking "this makes no sense"

[@Bagg0Bones]

ESP with them removing the bite, phone guy, making Vanessa Will’s kid, and Will/Mike’s family dynamic being removed

[@Bozo825]

All they did was simplify the storyline and keep the important aspects. It had to be done for some extent for the movie.

[@Bagg0Bones]

@@Bozo825 you could say that, but they also got rid of phone guy 😞😞

[@worthybutter2004]

@@Bagg0Bones Yeah, would’ve been great if Scott Cawthon had reprised his role as Phone Guy for the movie, but alas.

[@Rclarke115]

Meanwhile, the books include a massively different take on the story. I don’t even recall anyone spending five nights at the restaurant in any of them.

[@natagu5794]

So good to see that Pyro's voices in his head got their own body and laugh at his jokes at 3:05.

[@OmegaCorsair]

Truly in le head 😂😂😂

[@Machamp-ps7wx]

It’s a Blumhouse movie, go in with low expectations and I’m almost never disappointed.

[@Applicant357]

Or you could just raise your standards and watch a good movie?

[@HavingCrumpets]

default profile tryna talk shit lmaoo@@Applicant357

[@emperor_cutiebal]

@@HavingCrumpets this made me laugh lmao

[@Applicant357]

@@HavingCrumpets ok I’ll use your dumbass pfp then

[@Applicant357]

@@HavingCrumpets hey guys look I’m krumpy7394 and I like to cry when someone doesn’t like the fnaf movie

[@ojii189]

The reason why Freddy is able to get to Abby's house from the pizzeria is because its golden Freddy, not normal Freddy. And golden Freddy is able to teleport or something like that

[@allozabd]

I loved the film but it was not scary. It also was more to the fans which is a bit of a shame. To be honest, when Scott announced which one they were doing, I thought it was going to be about Michael Afton discovering his fathers crimes while reliving past traumas.

[@worthybutter2004]

That probably would’ve been better, actually.

[@isaiahspivey550]

Thank you Pyro for bringing us new sloppy furry content of the day.

[@redzlayer-49]

What is bro on about?

[@IceFireAnimates]

@@redzlayer-49it’s a joke in his fandom, and he’s a furry, so that’s why

[@IceFireAnimates]

@Francia-cv9wt if you want to see him as that sure

[@F.B.I]

​@@IceFireAnimates furry with a W take?, nah brother, you are gonna get exiled from the furry community

[@IceFireAnimates]

@@F.B.I im not a furry

[@thisguy64]

Pyro was probably upset that foxy wasn't fat and was farting the whole movie 😂

[@depresespres4214]

The thing about fnaf is that it was always a bit campy. The VHS tapes make people think it’s a lot darker than it’s supposed to be and while it has some gore, it’s still pretty pg-13.

[@gabrieletraini3849]

The games are about mauled dead children being stuffed into stinky, bloody robots by a serial killer and reawakening to do the same with grown men. The first game with all its limitations even shows a corpse with disembodied eyes coming out of an animatronic. The fnaf franchise was built on this disturbing gory mistery, thats why the vhs tapes exist and the fnaf movie comes out as toothless

[@Rclarke115]

⁠@@gabrieletraini3849then again, there comes a point where the games start to take themselves less seriously. Exotic Butters, the blueprint system, Fnaf world, Baby questioning the player’s decisions, Vlad & his wife, Fnaf world, candy cadet, Mr. Hippo’s stories, the reward cutscenes in UCN, Fnaf world, all the troll releases, the jar of pickles being a selectable option for the 6 restaurant, handiunit, etc. Oh and Fnaf World.

[@gabrieletraini3849]

@@Rclarke115 yeah but thats when the franchise got complacent and started aiming for the new target audience, those same kids scott realized comprised most of the fanbase are now adults so in my honest opinion they should have been more authentic to the original idea and vibe of the series. The movie came out toothless

[@brandoncole5533]

This is the most brain dead take I've seen being passed around and it doesn't make sense to me At this point I'm cool with the rating because there are good engaging pg13 horror films But acting as if kids getting brutally murdered and stuffed into suits A guy literally having his internal organs ripped out and replaced with wires A girl getting crushed inside of an animatronic robot Another guy getting sliced and impaled by a suit and then going on to rot for 30 years and then having instances where he pulls his head off and shows it to us in very EXPLICIT DETAIL NOT SUITED FOR KIDS isn't scary or dark as hell Then you're beyond convincing Horror can be campy and STILL BE SCARY it's been done plenty of times it doesn't even need to be gory it just needs to be scary It's a horror movie not a thriller movie

[@matejperic3879]

I loved the part when William said his famous line "I can do this all day"

[@BuiHieuDong]

1:00 That person didn't just roast Pyro, they burned his entire house down.

[@thriftiy]

You're everywhere

[@thebigguy3964]

He was expecting at least balloons being inflated but nope, none of that. F

[@LiamFiedler-us4qh]

Also they did try to stretch pg-13 to the limits, it’s that because fans are around that age, if y’all are gonna complain about pg 13, please be aware of the audience Fnaf is for. I don’t wanna sound stupid, but hopefully they’ll make a full cut that’s r rated so it can reach the best.

[@danielbrugovsky6018]

I've just seen the film and I can wholeheartedly say that forcing a Mature rating on it would be a mistake. It's light hearted and the gag of having BB be the only one to jumpscare in the whole film was hilarious and effective. The fort and taxi scenes were amazing and Vanessa snapping at Mike did not seem that out of place going by what was implied.

[@Barondelculo]

Just like another comment said, terrible horror movie, but a good FNAF movie.

[@grathem9789]

The r rated one would've been better

[@Howard_T_Duck]

You know what? For a hardcore fnaf fan who adored the movie, I think Pyro’s review is very fair. He personally disliked the movie but he can at least acknowledge the aspects of the film that were genuinely good while also constructively criticizing the parts that were admittedly not so good. 10/10 review Pyro

[@iriswav7379]

Sloppy review

[@jxlulzo]

I think that the main problem with this movie is that Scott Cawthon wrote it

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Definitely.

[@worthybutter2004]

@@jakespacepiratee3740 What about it?

[@JulioLerma-rr5dz]

So are you like a hater of scott cawthon or something cause that's what it feels like it's his game deal with it

[@theless-than-goodhunter7019]

What would have been a good set up was if each night they covered a different kids death in mikes dream sequences that drop hints about William Afton, followed by an awake horror sequence of him evading, fighting off, and eventually appeasing the focus of the night. The “final night” is then a “boss fight” with Willy A where Mike uses his new knowledge of the suits to trigger a spring lock failure.

[@zubzero304050]

I love how you say "without giving any spoilers" then proceeds to spoil the whole movie

[@minhdinh991]

Thank you pyro for the daily sloppy. Keep up the good work

[@lukescrew1981]

You forgot the tiny detail of the sister almost getting electrocuted to death after the fort scene and before the "I'm going to shoot you" scene

[@gio.gionosakan]

In the credits, you can hear the Puppet's Music Box theme and then her saying "Come Find Me" like in the Save Them Minigame of fnaf 2. So yeah, in about 5 years or so we can expect a second Fnaf Movie

[@thecabbageman5948]

solid 7/10 film, if they do plan on making more this is a solid film to get a trilogy going. personally i didn't mind the amount of exposition dumb as i've seen a lot worse but at least most of its out of the way now so it won't be as big of a problem as it was in this film, not to mention scott usually learns from his mistakes and he had a big hand in making the film too so surely the sequel will be better too

[@eggyjames393]

The movie was at best a 3/10

[@thecabbageman5948]

@@eggyjames393 agree to disagree

[@eggyjames393]

@@thecabbageman5948 plot was shit, acting was shit, movie was generally tame and the twists are predictable and lazy it doesn’t deserve any more than a 3

[@thecabbageman5948]

@@eggyjames393 again, agree to disagree

[@lagomorph736]

"7/10" "Scott usually learns from his mistakes" "next film will be better" 💀💀💀

[@YOEL_44]

With how much lore the FNAF series has, I think they should have made 2 films and give a more natural pacing to all the events

[@Xero.mp3]

So every game would end up being 2 movies per game? That’s a lotttt of movies. Additionally they’re still unsure if they will be able to do a second movie with the strike going on.

[@YOEL_44]

If they had left a cliffhanger by leaving the story open, there would be even more reason to fund a sequel

[@PokeMario-pk4ot]

Apparently Matthew Lilard had signed a 3 movie deal, and considering the success of this one, we can likely expect a trilogy

[@emperor_cutiebal]

theyre gonna have 2 more movies dw

[@CalebCMT]

I get why some people dislike it but I don’t really care I loved it! I would recommend it to anyone who wants something good to watch 10/10 great movie :)

[@Solirhaps]

so many people like that im a fan and i care but i also understand why some people don't care

[@jeffscrungle6179]

It does speak volumes that the random evil aunt is more of a driving force for the plot than the dude who’s the reason that there’s haunted animatronics.

[@williambeisel5686]

As an American me and my friends joke while in theatres was when Vanessa said “I’ll shoot you” we both looked at each other and said “American police”

[@x-mavrin_blitzgee-x9249]

I thought Vanessa telling Mike that she'll shoot him was to despite the fact that their being friendly with Ashley because the animatronics are more dangerous than the accidental electrocution of Bonnie's guitar and Vanessa snapping out of her trance.

[@squirrel_disaster]

Let's all appreciate how Pyro never fails to make our days worse with greasy slop

[@Solirhaps]

bro at least listen to critics it has some good points. The movies have flaws

[@thebigsam]

Dolan fan

[@gordonf5553]

What exactly is your complaint? You disagree with him? Did that make your day worse?

[@TheDarkhoof]

4:45 for context mikes little sister touched bonnies guitar which was a live wire shocking her and knocking her out that's why vanessa gets mad at mike since another kid got harmed at freddys which spoilers : she witnessed and knew her father killed the at freddys and stuffed them in the suits

[@blessedlegs]

*SPOILER* : it really felt like i was having a fever dream in the middle of the movie when the animatronics were just hanging out with them like it was whatever.

[@sliggens47]

It was truly 5 nights at the Freddy’s

[@ShockAbe]

Seeing the performance of Pyro's dad as Foxy the Pirate had me tearing up from how beautiful it was.

[@tazika3559]

8:19 Freddy is about to enter Pyros home from the back window

[@Shrewbloom]

the main thing that ruined it for me was how long the slumber party which 1. was really out of place and made the film feel like it’s having a identity crisis 2. meant we missed out on other stuff that could be actual horror 3. they butchered the foxy ball pit scene which was when in the trailers i was actually expecting horror just for it to be cut off and kinda end it was purely trailer footage

[@sykonotix]

It's such a shame Pyro wasn't cast for Foxy the Pirate and be made thicker but hindsight is 20/20

[@LiterallyMe1973]

Of course Pyro gives it a 69/10

[@caesarsalgado6072]

Really, I thought it didn't have enough furry inflation for his liking

[@JulioLerma-rr5dz]

​​@@caesarsalgado6072huh fnaf is not a furry game

[@cardboardking577]

When freddy said "the real five nights was the friends we made along the way" at the end of the film i cried. 10/10

[@ethanclark1858]

Seeing the genuine "bloopers" was a nice touch

[@CatsLilaSalem]

I did think the movie was bad, but fun for me tho. But lots of things drag or do not really make sense. The balloon boy jumpscares was really funny to me for some reason The "scary killer robots" being friendly felt really stupid to me, like something like that removes all horror from them instantly It also felt very tame like its ment to be an horror but an kid friendly movie at the same time, which makes no sense because it got 16+ slapped on it anyway (in my country at least)

[@mcblazehunter6888]

The robots being friendly was mostly the movie trying to make the ghost kids actually characters instead of just "scary ghost that kills everyone for usually no reason". The problem is that doing this kinda ruins the horror aspect because seeing the animatronics be friendly means that we see them as goofy even after they become scary killer robots again after getting mad at Mike. Basically the movie struggles in balancing it's very different tones caused by the spirits having motivations other than murder.

[@worthybutter2004]

@@mcblazehunter6888 Yeah, it's almost like "Do you guys wanna be killer robots or not?! MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!"

[@toragic3432]

Did pyro skip the fact that the freddy who rode the taxi had teleporting powers implied when the robot literally disappeared in thin air after mike looked back? The freddy had to use the cab because it had the kid at that point and couldn’t teleport. Not really into fnaf but I assume it was a different freddy than the one part of the in stage because there were 5 kids that got offed and it was more destroyed and rusted compared to stage freddy. Film had problems but I think that one was just a nitpick from pyro

[@imnotshortdude]

he said he knew nothing about fnaf lore so he's not hiding anything he just didn't know

[@IStoleYourToastdbd]

Yes the other Freddy’s name is “Golden Freddy” or “Yellow Freddy” which is the name of it in the first games, game files

[@AutisticTyson]

The best part was when matpat said “pyrolive is dogshit” everyone cheered in the theater.

[@drpepperdaddy7745]

For context. Golden Freddy was an illusion. Explaining how he was out the house.

[@yellowasian699]

He would only rate it 10/10 if there was furry inflation on Chica

[@Setogayamari]

Spoken like a true Rotten tomatoes critic You don't have to be a fan to enjoy the movie, the story is ambiguous because they have 2 other movies, the age rating was PG-13 but had swearing and blood which made it feel like its on the border of PG-13 and R. It blows my mind how nitpicky people are about this movie, it wasn't perfect but it was incredibly fun to watch. Good for fans, good for newcomers. I love you pyro but this was literally game journalist/Movie critic take.

[@fabriceghazi2118]

"the age rating was PG-13 but had swearing and blood which made it feel like its on the border of PG-13 and R" How old are you?

[@BicycleThief2506]

@@fabriceghazi2118 average pyro and fnaf fan i think we all know

[@Setogayamari]

@@BicycleThief2506 I'm 23, I grew up with FNAF came out when I was 14. Just because I like the movie makes me a child? Brain rot

[@Setogayamari]

@@fabriceghazi2118 "hard language, intense or persistent violence" That's what makes a movie rated R, so if it technically has those then it's close to rated R. Riiiiiight? C'mon now Fabrice I know you can figure this out 🥺

[@fartsmella9267]

I'm sorry but I just can't agree, I've been a fan for many years myself, since the game came out I ate that shit up, but I've seen fnaf fan films more scary and entertaining than whatever the hell that was, it was cute but I did not pay for 4 tickets to see cute I paid for thrills and chills, I'm pretty desensitized to horror but I can tell when things are generally scary and that wasn't it, at least some people enjoyed it though

[@tweed8781]

unironically i hope you keep making mini reviews like this. It's like mini reviews from the main channel.

[@BrandanZ]

8:20 It's harder to see. but that's Golden Freddy, who technically doesn't exist and just kinda gets to teleport and stuff.

[@AtrocityEquine01]

The movie is flawed as shit, but it's pretty obvious it's a movie _for_ the fans, which is why the fans are loving it (although I did see some fans criticize it like on the YMS subreddit when he gave it a 2/10, buttbhhalfofthetimethatfanbasewilldickrideverythinggayhorsemanhatesandloveslikewiththemariomoviebs). And it's _definetely_ getting a sequel, the movie made _bank._

[@oxoboo]

If the FNAF community likes the stupid, convoluted lore of the games, they'll like the movie lol

[@fartsmella9267]

​@@oxobooI love the games crazy ass lore but this movie was ass, it's the presentation of the story that the movie failed in

[@DJFNaFMan]

Nobody sees you when your in Memeulous’s shadow

[@5ix1t49]

2:58 i was driving by the cinema and noticed a small detail on the fnaf movie poster had the "now showing" falling off and when i pointed it out my mother called it... five freddys 😂

[@paytoncollier6903]

Only pyro wouldn't know the difference between freddy and Golden freddy -10/10 slop

[@smugloozr2524]

markiplier was suppose to be the nightguard at the beginning of the film. but they couldnt schedual it

[@playerchef]

So happy to know that pyro loved the newest zonkpunch video

[@darkwolf7642]

The lore wasnt correct though, like mike killed his brother, he wasnt kidnapped.. And vanny wasnt even above the age of 13 by that time of the movie (because her game was set in like the 2018s from what i remember) And the fact ... THE FACT william was just a regular serial killer and not some crazy guy trying to bring back his dead son via the animontronics (learning how to put a soul into a body by killing the kids) ALSO the happy ending....

[@NerdyBoiJay]

Matthew Lilard has signed a 3 movie deal for FNAF so there’s defo a sequel on the way

[@gordonmiiman3759]

4:40 Pyro before that scene when they went back to check on Mike’s sister she strung the chords of Bonnies guitar and it malfunctioned and electrocuted her and knocked her out for a bit. It wasn’t just for no reason she said that you blond dolt.

[@CheeseSupremeWasntTaken]

I think this movie is really good but like just barely part of the horror genre. I think it's at its best when it's just trying to be fun. Shoutout Doug.

[@ansonx10]

I didn't really think anything was weird or unexplained the first time watching. (I've still only watched it once) To me it was obvious why Vanessa was building a fort and then threatened Mike in the next scene. I'm not sure why so many other people were confused by that. It was really jarring, but in a good way. An interesting way to reveal that she was only playing along for reasons unknown at the time (but are revealed by the end of the movie)

[@MixerElixer]

Waiting for the "SlopLive: The Movie" trailer to drop