The Quakers, the Dutch, and the Ladies: Crash Course US History #4

In which John Green teaches you about some of the colonies that were not in Virginia or Massachusetts. Old New York was once New Amsterdam. Why they changed it, I can say; ENGLISH people just liked it better that way, and when the English took New Amsterdam in 1643, that's just what they did. Before the English got there though, the colony was full of Dutch people who treated women pretty fairly and allowed free Black people to hold jobs. John also discusses Penn's Woods, also known as Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania was (briefly) a haven of religious freedom, and William Penn dealt relatively fairly with the natives his colony displaced. Of course, as soon as Penn died, the colonist started abusing the natives immediately. We venture as far south as the Carolina colonies, where the slave labor economy was taking shape. John also takes on the idea of the classless society in America, and the beginning of the idea of the American dream. It turns out that in spite of the lofty dream that everyone had an equal shot in the new world, there were elites in the colonies. And these elites tended to be in charge. And then their kids tended to take over when they died. So yeah, not quite an egalitarian paradise. In addition to all this, we get into the Salem Witch Trials, the treatment of women in the colonies, and colonial economics. Oh yeah, one more thing, before you comment about how he says we're talking about the American Revolution next week, but the end screen says Seven Years War, consider that perhaps the Seven Years War laid the groundwork for the revolution to happen.
Chapters:
Introduction 00:00
New Amsterdam Becomes New York 0:55
Pennsylvania and the Quakers 2:05
South Carolina 3:37
Mystery Document 4:08
Bacon's Rebellion 5:14
The Dominion of New England and The Tolerance Act 6:17
The Salem Witch Trials 7:31
Colonial American Economics 8:05
Colonial American Society 9:11
Women's Roles in Colonial America 9:51
Credits 11:05
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Alright people. It’s AP season again. Let’s enjoy our marathons together.

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And it comes round once again...

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*Roles the Mongol clip

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Because you guessed it.

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It’s always either dysentery or the mongols😭😭

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@@annabelle5060 eh, what's the difference

[@rememberingsunday19]

Fun fact: the Quaker Oats company wasn't actually founded by or associated with the Quakers, but used their image to seem trustworthy and wholesome. Unfortunately, the logo causes a lot of people to confuse them with the Amish.

[@capableofpeace]

:) I am a Quaker. I also wear a lot of de-glow, neon, and insanely bright/patterned clothing. Often times when religion comes up, and I tell people I identify as a Quaker they become confused. "HOW are you wearing those mauve leather-trimmed booty-shorts?" they exclaim in shock. I tell them that I am not an oat container.

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The moment you realize this guy wrote "The Fault in Our Stars" and "Paper Towns"... lol

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Late much?

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APUSH test this Friday, whose ready to watch this half a million times before then?

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I have my AP U.S. History test in 3 weeks. I've mastered everything past the mid 1700s and I'm even tutoring the students in regular and honors classes. These videos are helping me remember so many things, it's amazing. I love you CrashCourse!

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2 days. I'm fucked.

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Or the X-Files theme...

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Believe in yourself. I do too and I wish the both of us the best luck. Getting the most sleep and the best nutrition is more important than cramming all the information into your head last second.

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"most AP tests don't really cover the colonial period" *switches to next video*

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It covers William penn. that's about it

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+Yoko Bongo excuse me?

[@starsandmelodies]

Or they're busy students who only have so much time in this particular period of life to devote to studying certain niches of knowledge, and are already going above and beyond the minimum preparation for academic success by seeking out Crash Course videos. Try not assuming everyone whose priorities are different than yours is wrong.

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Thank you haha

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+starsandmelodies I agree. I'm studying for a test too actually.

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it's 2022 and these are still great to binge. Glad all this content is still up! ❤

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Hello to everyone taking the ap test online this year

[@jhe5033]

Thank you for your closing statement. "Those small scale dramas can be found in abundance." It's always these small stories and hardships that when you read them, truly put your in their shoes for a moment... for who could fill a King's shoes, but a King.

[@johnny1010xx]

I remember reading about the Quakers on my fifth grade history textbook and I really like them for some reason, this is one of the few history lessons that i actually enjoyed and was sad that we didn't talk about it that much

[@APartyIsIt]

My sister watched this in History Class today. When she told me I fangirled- you know, 'cause I watch this for fun..

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I absolutely love when my online classes use Crash Course for a resource. It makes me all giddy.

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john green's excitement and nerdy humor about the subject make this so fun to watch!

[@dominicbottini1983]

My teacher assigned these videos to me for homework... I freaking love my teacher.

[@thejake1453]

"ANd you guessed it..." "The mongols?" "Dysentery!" Well I sure fucked that one up.

[@ericz8291]

I really enjoyed most of the contents here its really funny and also helps me learning new stuff. We watch the videos all the time in our US history class.

[@thingperson6977]

You know this really makes me more grateful for how much our fourth-grade teacher taught us.

[@crashcourse]

Georgia was also a buffer state; it's true. Probably should've clarified that. -John

[@saketmurali4985]

Quakers: Let us tolerate all religions and beliefs! Literally every other English ruler ever: IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT

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I am listening to these on repeat everyday to help me remember everything and keep all of the information fresh.

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So good. Watching this to study for my AP US History Final!

[@VeniVidiAjax]

And Albany New York was formerly called Beverwyck. Beverwijk is actually a small city in the Netherlands, Harlem is named after the Dutch City Haarlem.... and Brooklyn is named after the dutch town Breukelen. We have a lot in common my american friends.

[@milascave2]

+VeniVidiAjax Buswic, etc.

[@Sjurm94]

+VeniVidiAjax Beverwijck hasnot necessarily something to do with Beverwijk in Holland. In New Netherlands the colonists hunted on Beavers and they traded their fur. So hence the name Beverwijck (if you look to the NY City flag you can see Beavers). But the name Beverwijk in Holland comes from Bedevaartswijk;, meaning pilgrimage neighbourhood. Some other funny facts: - Brooklyns official motto is Eendraght maeckt maght (old Dutch for: in unity, there is strenght) - The English colonists noticed that most common Dutch names were Jan and Kees, so they called the dutch the Jan-Kezen = Yankees - Americans use the word cookie (koekje) instead of biscuit. And dollar comes from daler (old Dutch coin)

[@danielbuendiagarcia5756]

+Sjurm94 Dolar actually comes from the american revolution, that was mostly financed by spain (although no one recognises it). The spanish coin was composed of two columns, representing cape finisterre in Galicia, northwest Spain and Melilla in northern Africa. This two places were thought to be the end of the world until Columbus voyage. Between the columns there was a band with PLUS ULTRA written on it, which means further away. The band had an S shape making the coin look like the dollar we know now

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I'm in AP United States, these videos serve as reminders for me so I won't forget important details. They're so frickin' helpful! They earn my like!

[@KeyLimeAllaTime]

I'm still so glad you talked about Quakers! I don't hear much about our history outside of my meeting. What I "learned" in school was brief and unbelievably inaccurate, and I often had to correct my teachers that Quakers are still around, and we are not now nor have we ever been puritans... not even close.

[@supapaya13]

Fascinating. You're very right that this era of history often gets overlooked because it isn't quite "American" yet. But understanding the colonial period is essential for understanding the political mindset of the later revolutionaries. Thanks for being so through, and willing to break new ground.

[@Asarelah]

This is wonderful, I'm creating a history lesson about the colonial era for a home schooled student and I realized I don't know anything about the era. I love how you boil it down.

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They Might be Giants reference. John, you won my heart.

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My dumb ADD brain refuses to focus on trying to read the incredibly dry textbooks my teacher gives us and then forces us to take quizzes on. So thank you CrashCourse for still, almost 11 years later, being the reason I'm gonna pass my APUSH class.

[@EpicPotato98]

I read in my US History textbook that Georgia was founded as the protective buffer between the more important northern English colonies against the French in Louisiana and the Spanish in Florida, not South Carolina, as you mentioned

[@IanPilgreen]

+Abhi-Wan Kenobi South and North Carolina were both massively rich colonies. Their success in rice cultivation through experienced slaves generated revenue that few other colonies could match. Georgia, which was the last Royal Colony, was basically a big colony of ex-cons that were there to growl at the unruly Natives and Spanish in Florida if they got to close to the cash flow of the English Carolinas.

[@EpicPotato98]

Yes

[@VCYT]

+Abhi-Wan Kenobi - nowadays sheriff rick grimes patrols Georgia. [an theres a andrew lincoln connection also, can ya guess?]

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+Abhi-Wan Kenobi are you in APUSH?

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Yes

[@pancreasnostalgia]

Just discovered the captions and there's some great commentary. I like the They Might Be Giants reference and laughed because I had just finished reading The Witch of Blackbird Pond. Also, Oregon Trail FTW.

[@angcho3]

Meghan Ushman I just started noticing them too!! Love stuff like this :)

[@rstevlin]

Thank you for giving me a great overview of the Colonial era to show my juniors, they love these videos.

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whoever does the subtitles is my fave

[@slothfromthegoonies8201]

You find British History boring? John, this is British History.

[@molly099]

Hi, Mr. Green :) Lol, I think I fall in love with Crash Course, both Art and Science. Though I just started to watch it, and I am not a native speaker, it helps me a lot in improving my English. Really like this course!

[@freckledbeef]

LOVE the reference to They Might Be Giants in the notes! Good work!

[@crashcourse]

I think the Dutch must be taught this in school? But it is not really true. After New Amsterdam became English, the Dutch kicked the English out of Suriname in the Dutch/Anglo War, and the English tried to give New Amsterdam back to the Dutch in the treaty negotiation in exchange for part of the sugar colonies, but the Dutch declined. So basically: The Dutch won Suriname from the English. The English offered New Amsterdam back to the Dutch. The Dutch declined. -John

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I'm glad I'm not the only one cramming for this APUSH exam tomorrow lol

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we all shouldn't be glad for cramming but for actual review which we all clearly didn't do during the whole year until today. Good luck y'all!

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Wayne L are you still alive

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I luuh you, John Green. You're so real and straight up. YOU'RE AWESOME DUDE! :) Keep up thee great work.

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studying for a midterm.. thank god for these!

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good luck to anyone else cramming a few hrs before the test!

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Cramming for APUSH likeeeee

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same

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Nope, my teacher is making me watch these videos.

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micmya002 same. Finals don't play

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micmya002 I feel

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Am I the only person not doing American High Schools tests and just watching this series because its interesting?

[@QueenofCountry13]

You guys should do Crash Course British History. I would very much so enjoy that.

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Who's studying for APUSH Friday???

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I left at :30 cuz APUSH exam is tomorrow morning

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Great energy delivering message! Thanks.

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Thank you John Green for helping me with my exams!!

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did u pass

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@@jumbology i think theyre dead tbh

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@@meatvessel2400 probably

[@KarlKempOBrien]

Totally perplexed as to how anyone can find British history boring . . . . .

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Me, too. I guess it was a joke...just like he always disses Canada, which he must surely admire, seeing as it is a much more liberal nation than the US.

[@Flight_of_Icarus]

Karl Kemp-O'Brien ...are you British?

[@theotacomex]

Karl Kemp-O'Brien I mean... most of European history is boring :/

[@HopperTheMCDoctor]

Karl Kemp-O'Brien Two things about history John doesn't like: Eurocentrism and "great men". British history is pretty much Eurocentrism + learning about important kings and queens(great men).

[@monacutiepie]

It's usually the same old, same old them treating each other and others like shit. Nothing new or interesting

[@yassinlabichi6522]

I absolutely love the closed captions

[@JC60143]

I learned about the Colonel times in my Advanced Placement United States History Class. I remember Bacon and the burning of Jamestown. Population increases in North vs. South and Chesapeake. The Quakers, Shakers etc.

[@ReiYuriko]

For people who grew up in New England, the colonial period is DEFINITELY not skipped. My school experience in Massachusetts focused more on the colonial period than any other topic in US History and that has been the same for most of my New England friends.

[@TheFireflyGrave]

6:34 A Starfox 64 quote? And from the ultra-memorable Andrew Oikonny. Digging deep for your references I see.

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Uuuuncle Androoooos!!!

[@LePrince1890]

Thanks for adding the bit about Berkeley and Bacon's Rebellion.

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this helps me so much! thx for makig this vid!

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the white house has 32 bathrooms

[@erinkristoff3214]

I loved ya until you mentioned your hate of New Jersey. As a Jersey Girl, it hurts John. It hurts..

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I’m still salty

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it does

[@selahanany5645]

Maybe he just did find it. Like alaska

[@mayah3215]

thank you for helping me study or my AP history tests

[@anntares172]

Thanks. Never learned this stuff, and needed it to watch something on netflix, and figure out what the heck was going on. I think in school there was about a paragraph and a half.

[@TheGogosan]

Make a video on the history of the British isles.

[@Shenaldrac]

So I've just gone through the first 3 episodes of this playlist and started this one, and while it is highly educational, I have one major complaint. The eagle cry in the theme sound sounds exactly like that which I have for my phone and every time I listen to it I mistakenly look to my phone, thinking it is ringing. I am confident that you, the team behind this great channel, recognize just how severe a problem this is and will act quickly and studiously to correct it. (That was a joke.)

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Andross' enemy is my enemy! Gotta love those starfox jokes! keep up the great work crash course!

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Who else is up late right now rushing to finish their notes on these videos that are due tomorrow?

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@Noah Meadows how'd it go?

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Ayyy 2019 APUSH Squad where you at?

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no

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stop reminding me (Sub to me tho lol. Spread me around your school. I need c l o u t)

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I am so jealous of the students who can use these videos to help them study. I use textbooks, lecture notes, and prayers.

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Obviously, "prayers" is a joke. That is why is it listed LAST after real study methods. I can only hope your comment is just a continuation of that joke and not mean-spirited.

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I like most of the content on the video especially the parts about the plantation owners at the end and how they would eventually become the leaders of this country.

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Hey John! This oughtta get ya riled up! My mom's from New Jersey

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the sound of an eagle in the intro is actually a sound of an red-tailed hawk :D

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a lot of "eagle screeches" are actually red-tailed hawks haha

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No…look at the beginning of the vid

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the beginning of the vid.

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Love this, wish I could share this with my kiddos

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Anyone else taking notes for a homework quiz

[@samce9]

Interesting fact. When the Dutch controlled Manhattan they also controlled 9 of the 10 islands (all in the pacific) where nutmeg could be grown. England controlled the other one. Wanting a monopoly on nutmeg (incredibly rare at the time and so a great commodity) the Dutch invaded the final Island and forced the English people out. The dutch comprehensively beat the English in a small battle (can't remember the details) as the islands were far away from Europe and the British were vastly outnumbered (by roughly 9 to 1). To prevent war the Dutch offered England compensation in the way of a much less valuable (at the time) island: Manhattan.

[@timcampo]

One of the best episodes so far (including World History). Really enjoying you not taking the "Great man make History" approach. Also looking forward to next weeks episode. The connection between the 7 years war and the revolution is often forgotten.

[@madelynburgener4731]

You are by far my favorite person!!!

[@ngusumakofu1]

Wow I'm just mesmerized by this series. A lot of the stuff they ignore in history class are meticulously covered here. Most US history classes in high school and college only scantily cover the colonial period.

[@mouse2335]

Young John has a Nerdfighter Shirt, the space time continuum is broken!

[@TheJodofe]

The English actually did pay for New Amsterdam. They traded it for Suriname.

[@jhcfight]

***** They had a choice. Both parties had the same financial difficulties to this war, so it ended with this treaty.

[@NiekGAE]

***** They did... The Dutch were a great naval power back then, not only with the Dutch East India Company but in general. Holland and Brittain fought plenty of wars over the years, and it wasn't as one-sided as you think. Though war with Brittain wasn't favourable, Dutch power wasn't as feeble back then that they'd give up a profitable colony without a fight. The British wanted to control North America, so they gave a fertile piece of land in South America with all the sugar and spices you could wish for in return for New Amsterdam, thus preventing war. Dumbest trade ever offcourse, but back then it seemed like a good deal.

[@gunterke]

NiekGAE Well, the Dutch indeed were a naval great power back then but they much prefered their East Indian trade empire where they made insane amounts of money on spices like nutmeg. The West Indies weren't as lucrative. Compared to the English colonial posessions in the Americas, the Dutch couldn't compete locally (especially during the Third Anglo-Dutch war when also the French and a few German states declared war on the Dutch republic). By the time the English took over half of the Dutch colony spoke English, both north and south of the colony there were English colonies And in the Republic there hardly was any interest to migrate (there was enough profit to gain in old Amsterdam). North America was quickly sacrificed for the much more lucrative Caribbeans where they could have plantations and slaves...

[@NiekGAE]

gunterke Oh yes, don't get me wrong the English definately had the upper hand in North America. I just think Job Heger's comment signalled he didn't know the Netherlands were ever a force to be reckoned with. By the way I looked around a bit and as it turns out, New Amsterdam was captured by the English at the start of the second Anglo-Dutch war. The Dutch then captured Suriname. In the third Anglo-Dutch war the Dutch reoccupied New York/New Amsterdam. After the wars, which the Dutch both won, they were allowed to keep New Amsterdam if the Dutch were allowed to keep Surinam and some other small island. So it wasn't the peacefull trade I had in mind after all. Funny, I knew about the Raid on the Medway and all (or Journey to Chatham as we Dutch call it, funny example of how opposite sides view history) but I never knew what changes that war made to the modern world.

[@zackbrand9311]

TheJodofe that's what I thought

[@SilverSlayer23]

I'm addicted to watching crash course.... DARN IT!

[@monapizzalover7140]

Got a lecture on this tomorrow, gonna use that pun you used😂😂😂 Bacon had some beef

[@andins761]

you know you've been in school too long when you get the mystery document right 😑 😭

[@MrsHedgehogify]

Watching everyone one of these through the civil war as I have my APUSH midterm today

[@janaifreer4557]

I have mine tomorrow 😂

[@JaredOn_YT]

+Claire Anderson cramming all of these, my ap exam is tomorrow xD

[@myriamnie8658]

+Claire Anderson As I am not from America (and I assume you are) what is an APUSH exam? Do you have it once a year? Or is APUSH a class? Or is it like the A-Levels?

[@JaredOn_YT]

APUSH is an "Advanced Placement" class. It's available in highschool, and if you pass the exam, it counts as 6 hours of credit in college. Doing good on the exam basically can save you $12,000.

[@JaredOn_YT]

the scoring is 1-5, 3 and up is a passing score, and you won't have to take the class in college :P

[@raysmiles7523]

my Us History homework is only fun when it's a crash course assaignment!

[@kevinvalke1]

Fun fact: There actually is/are (I know 1) a New Amsterdam in The Netherlands as of today, we call it Nieuw Amsterdam though.

[@dirkwijker6427]

The english didn't sail into new amsterdam and askes for the colony. In 1643 the english where at the edge of losing the third anglo dutch war so they sugested a casefire(the treathy of breda). In the treaty was that that the english would have new amsterdam from the dutch and the dutch have surinam from the british if they accapted there would be peace the dutch did and echanched the colonys.

[@haku22222]

9:49 LOL When he says unless you were a woman, captions says [wah wah waaaaaah] Oh I died xD Crash you guys are more trolly than I thought. Haha.

[@darlenebacon4536]

Thanks John Green, you are awesome!

[@meganl2878]

My second mystery document I've gotten right!! Yes!!