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[@GasStationEncounters]

If you haven’t noticed, I try to promote good comedy when I can. Aside from checking out Sam Tallent’s comedy special: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpashnRnn8t4oZIsi=1-xDqFIv9zXiMW0J I highly recommend seeing him live if he passes through your area! I had the pleasure of seeing him last week & he was HILARIOUS! Top notch bits & crowd work the whole show. 🔥

[@BLUEWOLFOFNIGHFIRE]

Congrats on 2M GSE!

[@n3wt]

I love ur videos I watch the classic ones arranged by popular … please upload more ❤

[@erickv2739]

You are a comedy connoisseur 🤌

[@biuliu7157]

The first clip is crazy, was that story actually true?

[@ShannonsJourney]

What did Chris do to get sentenced 14yrs?

[@mateusssssss567]

I miss when you overcharged thieves for the stolen items.

[@Artanis667]

Ehh, it's an idea but I'm sure it really just doesn't work a lot of the time. There's no way to force people to pay for anything, especially for something they haven't technically stolen

[@dmimz7691]

Yea I agree, those were good episodes

[@jesseerickson662]

​@Artanis667 Yah...your right, it's just not fair to those poor thieves 😢

[@TheQuaadFather]

​@@jesseerickson662Its probably less about being nice to the thieves, and more about not being prosecuted over it

[@celli2191]

Chris is a real one !

[@tmanepic]

Did the first guy ever stop to consider the idea that these gas station sandwiches are probably what got him into his mess in the first place 😂

[@crimsven]

exactly😅

[@ivibivivgig6425]

Not the world famous sandwiches with a quarter pound of meat!!!

[@ODTB]

@@ivibivivgig6425 and three slices of cheese!!!!

[@JohannesWOW]

BROOOOO. Don't give up the secret.

[@Blackdynasty123]

What did he do

[@kiker0909]

Damn 1st guys situation escalated quickly.

[@surferbri5346]

Yes, it really got out of hand

[@Coolhand69]

Honestly can’t even tell if he joking cuz the guy really looks the part lol

[@heystarfish100]

FJB!

[@jocde3626]

@@heystarfish100Cult Member…

[@nealbroussard8115]

MAGA! HAHAHAHA

[@--_DJ_--]

The nerve to ask for a pack of mayo after getting busted trying to steal a sandwich.

[@MrRhse85]

Mayo on corned beef is enough to put him in prison for 14 years.

[@440-fishermandrock8]

Mayo is absolutely disgusting. Kinda like canes sauce

[@jondoe384]

​@@440-fishermandrock8sucks for you bro xD

[@Artanis667]

I'm surprised he even stayed to purchase the sandwich. I mean, there was nothing stopping him from just leaving

[@--_DJ_--]

@@Artanis667 He wanted gas

[@MrRhse85]

Dude fondled all of those fresh made with 1/4 lbs. of meat and 3 slices of cheese sandwiches with his diarrhea hands.

[@emmettturner9452]

Except it was all a show for the camera.

[@djslip_irie]

⁠​⁠@@emmettturner9452doesn’t change the diarhea handz😂 fact

[@emmettturner9452]

@@djslip_irie …except there was no diarrhea. It was a show for the camera. Recall that the dude was already aware of GSE and knew that would end up on KZbin. To prove it: The dialog between them was a scripted reference to Key & Peele. Look it up.

[@fixfalcon2628]

Oh ya, I remember that one, haha!@@emmettturner9452

[@DanielE-oq1dt]

Probably had Covid as well considering he’s an unvaxxed maga

[@nsanejane7713]

When he said “Biiiiiitch” I thought about Key & Peele immediately 😂😂

[@Misterboolio]

YESSS🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stevorules1820]

I said biiiiiiitch. *Nervous sweating looking around lol*

[@jimmihendix13]

Okay I’m not the only like why they have the same exact conversation

[@jakeyoghurt1351]

That was the point

[@S-L-C_Yt]

At the end when he’s in space I said “biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch”

[@Think_About_It_7]

Finally! Jack Maximus made a customer pay for what they stole and ruined, then told him to F- off when asked about gas. 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

[@Heelfan71]

I like how he proceeds to touch almost every sandwich after taking a crap.

[@breezyromayo5237]

Thas im saying 🤢

[@1solosoldier]

Hopefully, he washed his poopy hands!

[@terrybellar7661]

Hay! Them ain't chocolate smears on his fingers!

[@Poe-007]

He probably didn’t wash his hands. Hope he did.

[@JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0]

he had a maga hat on , im sure he washed his hands. statistically speaking i udually see liberals leaving the restroom without washing their hands

[@kennkenn6126]

"I dont give a FAWK!!"- Jack. Truer words have never been spoken

[@geoffduke1763]

That first guy had me going until I realised he was acting for the cameras, good one buddy you made me laugh. You should have touched more of the delicious daily made sandwiches with three slices of meat.

[@Danny.Meatball]

Not the Quarter Pound of meat with 3 slices made daily!! 😲

[@LucasKnowsBall11]

Oh my fucking god the January 6th arrest caught me so off guard

[@audraarndt1824]

Was that true or a joke that went over my head, bcuz 14 yrs is a lot! Im confused. Help, lol.

[@stevesand8845]

@@audraarndt1824that was true… if it wasn’t then it would be pretty offensive like saying all MAGA hatted folks are domestic terrorists

[@Matt-hg2iz]

Yea I don't get it either. Feels like a mysterious side quest I'm missing Intel for

[@TheJuliousness]

@@audraarndt1824 More than 1,033 of the rioters have been arrested, with approximately 485 federal defendants receiving sentences. About 277 defendants have been sentenced to time behind bars, and roughly 113 defendants have been sentenced to a period of home detention. Longest sentence have been 18 years and multiple double digits.

[@nolmanimates3031]

I still have no idea if it was a joke or not

[@crimsven]

Jack is hilarious 🤣 "I dOn'T gIvE a FuCk"

[@Morg100]

That shit was funny! 😂😂

[@aaronsmiley5692]

"you have any mayo"

[@TheGrowOp]

"Mayo?" The fucking audacity had me cracking up!

[@zk4au]

That shit was hilarious!

[@originaltroll7511]

😂😂😂😂 a free dry sandwich isnt that but paying for a dry sandwich is the worst

[@TheDeviIDogg]

I've been in that dude's situation and shoutout to all gas stations that have public bathrooms and bathrooms that don't require a key, real life savers

[@JackPeloquin]

Maybe if one’s diet wasn’t garbage.

[@Lousasshol]

@@JackPeloquin.. not sure if diet has anything to do w needing to offload a loaf asap

[@aloud9738]

Imagine that happening to you during COVID when all public restrooms were off limits.

[@sthao1733]

@@Lousasshol i can honestly say for a fact, its definitely diet. i use to eat like crap and would have diarrhea and violent tomato sauce consistency shits when i ate like crap. then i switched over to a healthier, more plant based diet for a year because i was going through some stomach/gi issues, i noticed the difference in poop and consistency. i dont recall ever having diarrhea or violent tomato sauce shits when i was on my plant based diet.

[@Nater9-9]

One time I had to have my wife pull into a gas station. While she was pulling in I had to take the belt off my pants, unbutton the button on my pants and I damn near shat everywhere in the parking lot. I thank God to this day the men’s room was open.

[@mermaidmuncher2708]

Oh that’s bad, but it really sucks when you’re done just to discover there’s no toilet paper, or paper towels! 😲😖

[@joeyvindictive3552]

That's why you wear socks and a shirt.....just in case

[@Pit8813]

​@joeyvindictive3552 I can only guess 😂😂, I mean sometimes you might have to even when you don't want to, shit does happen

[@zerofallen059]

Can't believe the second guy really asked for mayo after getting caught lol

[@flyingrotorphoto]

Great job to Jack for giving that guy a lesson about stealing!

[@lakinnenlako6883]

That's how it should be done every time. Not letting them go outside and drive off with stolen items.😉

[@SB-SB]

I SAID BBBIIIITTTTCCCCHHHHHH! *floats into space*

[@nsanejane7713]

😂😂😂

[@emmettturner9452]

Jack is the man! I LOVE the way he handled that.

[@jonbourgoin182]

🎶 JACK, JACK, HERE COMES JACK 🎵 If you know the song and reference then congrats

[@SeamHead33]

1st dude took the Browns to the Super Bowl

[@Sick1982]

😂

[@gonelucid]

😂

[@Dogsrule777]

Hahaha! We used to call it: “Droppin the kids off at the pool” 🤣

[@SeamHead33]

@@Dogsrule777 *The Cosby Kids

[@brendatodd5288]

That's so hilarious, the poor guy must have eaten at Taco Bell. 😂😂

[@milesjohnson5487]

And he's touching everything after dropping a big fat deuce.

[@Luniz-5-On-it]

That is the walk you do when you really have to poop but running is to risky 😂

[@brendatodd5288]

@@Luniz-5-On-it lmbo

[@IMHUSTLNGAMIN]

[@BornAgainJared]

Taco Bell thing gotta be cap tho I eat it all the time and I’m good lol and I eat a lot bro like I spend 20 bucks average and I’m not shitting on the toilet hatin my life lol

[@Luniz-5-On-it]

0:15 That is the walk you do when you really have to poop but running is too risky 😂😂

[@texastwister6988]

It was hanging out 💩😅

[@mermaidmuncher2708]

The worst is when you’re walking like that and you find out the door is locked!😱💩

[@milesjohnson5487]

🤣🤣

[@Luniz-5-On-it]

@@mermaidmuncher2708 Or walking through the house to the bathroom past everyone while crop dusting the whole house uncontrollably

[@jonbourgoin182]

We call that "prairie doggin'" in my parts

[@lilscoobynetwork]

“ I can’t get no gas?” “ can’t get no mayo?” 🙂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@paristhomas9274]

"He was sentenced to 14 years in Federal prison" SHE GONE! 😭😭😭

[@hippydippy]

Yea. That was hilarious!!!

[@fu_247]

How is that funny? Dumb f’s.

[@milesjohnson5487]

@@hippydippy They should add 5 years for touching all those sandwiches. Doesn't look like the type that washes his hands.

[@Bonsignore4U]

Is that true?

[@hush3956]

@@Bonsignore4U could very well be, he has a MAGA hat on and january 6th was the storming of capitol hill, which a lot of trump supporters did. 14 years is definitely not true though

[@outlander2878]

Mark Knopfler’s epic sultans of swing guitar solo playing at the very moment he gets busted!! 4:42

[@willybla1]

Dire Straits 🎸

[@rickenman9844]

Followed by Bruce Springsteen's "Glory Days" 😂

[@m737m737m737]

I like how the second guy was upset he couldn’t get gas after STEALING from the store. What a winner he is

[@WobbleJunkie]

Honestly at this point I just want to find this gas station to try these delicious cold sandwiches.

[@markhurlock3891]

They are made fresh daily with 1/4 of meat and 3 slices of cheese.

[@DoesThisWork888]

I'm from UK and I gotta say I'd move to the US just for those sandwiches.

[@AlphaCentauri24]

Yes! Touched by many p **p hands like this guy.

[@AOCITYBOY]

Imagine try stealing a sandwich and the clerk ends up taking your money to pay for it... 😂😂

[@reneeowens3826]

😂😂 MAYO ?? NO GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE !!! 😂😂

[@thnkswdsh]

This was the best encounter ever. The sweet justice coming down hard on the "no gas?"-guy.

[@bobdonovan34]

Not a Browns fan, but I agree. That Flacco jersey is sharp.

[@Smilemain]

I'm glad to see those sandwiches finally getting love after watching for so long.

[@jonbourgoin182]

They are legit so good, people need to stop stereotyping gas station sandwiches. Only downside is if they don't provide mayo, mustard, relish, and other assorted packets...but when they are fully stocked on the assortments I swear those sandwiches and even ready made hotdogs are fuckin delicious

[@tomb9210]

Love the Key & Peele reference!

[@glassjar7814]

Dudes got $400 sweatsuit and $200 sneakers. And he’s stealing sandwiches lol. Sad. Those plugs are solid btw. We have very similar taste. Hope you’re a proud paytch member too

[@jensekenobi2423]

Basketball Americans

[@monkfan72]

You buy your gas, THEN you steal your sandwich. 😅

[@joelpolnareff399]

If you forget, just have a jug of gas on you.

[@KalaaQ]

I come home from work, take dinner and sit down at my PC. I open youtube and see that Gas Station Encounters has uploaded a new video. I'm excited and start watching the video. Then it hits me, at exactly 0:28 I suddenly don't wanna eat my dinner anymore. Thanks for the content!

[@Jephthahs_Daughter]

OMG it’s the Key and Peele “biiiich” episode lol playing out in real life

[@Josh-dg2pz]

Him calling his girl a bit** paired with the maga hat and the fact he was out there rioting is comedy fkn gold looool how much more accurate can it get

[@minersmusclecars1871]

Well pretty accurate because if it would have been a democrat he would have used the ladies room and then stole the sandwiches

[@muskafella]

6:02 Bruh can I get some MAYO..........NO Goodbye 🤣

[@ncf1]

I mean how often does someone GIVE you something instead of TAKE?! Such a generous soul delivering you that cylindrical brown package! But... then he ruined everything.

[@codycflanders]

Jack auto ringing him up.. hilarious!!! get em JACK!

[@DarkCobra88]

Gotta love Jack there, not taking his BS, gets him around the counter and forces him to pay, very nicely done.

[@mroctopie]

Love the key and peele reference

[@rmp5s]

Amazing how the big bad scary red hat wearing toxic man is a super cool dude that DOESN'T steal. Amazing. 🤣

[@Mike_McGenius]

Yeah he’s more into trying to overthrow elections😭🤣

[@aaronalto3034]

What a fool for drinking orange man kool-aid.

[@joliemadigan4244]

@@Mike_McGeniusright right, HE is trying to cheat, elections are always fair and square, especially when dead people are all voting left - nothing suspicious about that!!! Try to remember to wipe those nose prints off the tv every once in a while

[@postingid3214]

The first guy took the Browns to the Superbowl.

[@crispychubs]

Dude, the first guy's story just came out of left field. I WAS SO BAFFLED HAHA. What in the absolute world

[@jdavs9493]

Free him he’s a patriot

[@RFever]

You spelled traitor wrong

[@thomasnew8606]

​@@RFeverGood luck in life lib

[@rogersmith7808]

@@jdavs9493 😂

[@NickyBlue99]

​@@RFeverPatriot*

[@dollypower9]

That's the look of an experienced on the fly pooper. The way he came out and bee-lined for the premade sandwiches over spaghetti explains a lot 😭🤣

[@TheTyisawesome]

Love that the first one was just someone genuinely interested in a Delicious Sandwich lol

[@mattimaranda9638]

Every time I snag some munchies from the storage room at work, I put the theif scratch in effect and imagine that you are narrating my life.

[@cruzgang203]

Relentless 😂😂😂 dude asked for mayo at the end

[@jasonbourne8529]

The first guy had a turtle head poking out 😄

[@dvd4802]

12 dollars that's robbery in itself

[@DaRagingAlcoholic420]

Jack is on his A game here. Zero Tolerance activated. 4:37

[@SupernaturalExplorer]

One of these days i'm going to drive from Canada to this gas station just to buy those sandwiches. Then i'm heading to FavTrip. Make a day of it, then head back 😂

[@anthonycorbin8194]

Your not getting gas I’m no f…..ing with u was hilarious as hell 😂😂

[@DarkMatter727]

The key and peele reference was hilarious lol. I can’t tell if you are joking or if that guy really went to jail either lol

[@crimsven]

Flacco era was way after Jan 6th lol

[@johnathonjagodzinski4516]

yea im rly confused on what's going on with that

[@LizardDude]

​@@crimsven People are still getting caught. (But yeah this gotta be a joke.)

[@NoOneisHereAnyway]

Man, i just did a brisk walk like @0:15 to my bathroom, sat down, clicked the notification for this video, and then that's the 1st thing i see🤣🤣🤣

[@Michael_Jackson187]

Looks right up at the camera, she gone!!!

[@redrebel5367]

Surely youve got a personal sponsorship by that sandwich company by now. Hilarious as always man!

[@evantakach7675]

That first guy seemed like more of a cartoon character than a real person lol

[@Cheeched]

Meanwhile in reality the jan 6th cameras show the cops giving people tours.

[@SPARKLISWEETS]

I love Jack rocking the Crocs! Remember to eat your Sparkli Sweets and Go Gamble!

[@ionymous6733]

Been waiting for an encounter like this!!!

[@mathew85]

We need a thief scratch shirt 😊

[@rybreadart]

When i read the title i was fully expecting someone to conceal a full corned beef brisket

[@pepepantuflas1]

The quarter pound connoisseur

[@milesjohnson5487]

" I said, Biiiiiiiish, we having gas station sandwiches."

[@MuNCiieZ]

"can I get some mayo" no shame.

[@mikedavis9924]

I really wish I could do that sometimes with customers but id get fired 😂😂

[@MrCloud-ob7sh]

I legitimately feel bad for anyone who believes the first encounter is REAL. 🤣

[@MilePost106]

That guy was lucky nobody was in the crapper.

[@nate2826]

For anyone wondering, the January 6th arrest is a joke. As you can see the clerk is wearing a Browns Flacco jersey, and mentions "better luck next year." meaning this encounter happened AFTER the Browns playoff exit. If you think a guy can get arrested and sentenced in 3 weeks you're tripping.

[@TrapgodTO]

Best video yet lmao. Literally showed him the video of him stealing lmao

[@StaylowK]

200 bucks for Jordan shoes but no money for food

[@mermaidmuncher2708]

Those knock offs…. He stole from the flea market

[@dafug8896]

Dude you totally sent back that "Key and Peel" bit he was lying about. Dude no one made you spaghetti.

[@floridagal9116]

Best song ever playing in the speakers 🔊 dire straights , and this man has to mess it up for all of us 😂

[@ZZZGGGLLLAAAHHH]

For a second I though your jersey said "FLACCID." lol

[@sdjslkdjlsskldjslkdjsl8262]

Ok is the Jan 6 thing a joke or is did it actually happen?

[@taylorm1997]

Bruh lmao. Do you live under a rock?

[@S-L-C_Yt]

1:54 Key and peele sketch “You said bitch tho?” “Hm?” “You called your wife a bitch??” “😐..yeaaa”

[@WEID3R]

Flacco jersey was sick!

[@matt4380]

"and I called my wife and I said..........BIIIIYYYYYTCHHHH I'm going to prison for treason"

[@marleyanalytics]

"come here i want to show you something." 👀 "WHAT DO YOU THINK IM TALKING ABOUT GET OVER HERE!"

[@Martin95Bazi]

I'd be scared shitless if Jack told me to come over here too 😂

[@PcfulSol]

Lol I don’t know why…but im convinced he did not wash his hands

[@nuggetbutter1314]

Is the first story real?? That's wild. I hope he got to eat his sandwhich.

[@penguin44ca]

Not a chance

[@FierceDefector]

Me too. Sucks for the people they're literally barring for politics image and gain. Pathetic as usual.

[@mermaidmuncher2708]

If it’s Trump related……………………. It’s FAKE NEWS

[@abacab87]

Word has it, he's still eating that sandwich in prison, and all his fellow inmates are eating it as well. It's like the five loaves and 2 fishes.

[@timskywalker]

Yes!!@@abacab87

[@johnathantaylor2059]

I said BIIIIIITCH IM THE MAN OF THE HOUSE…..you said that?

[@joshk96]

Love the key and peele reference 😂😂

[@sergiovalenti7255]

I’ll bet $1,000 that the first guy didn’t wash his hands after dumping. And F the second guy, I’m glad that you didn’t give him gas.

[@Jaxon1127]

She Gone!

[@swayzy762]

"Has to make sure he isnt walking into a robbery cuz thats what normal customers do" lmao 😂 Im literally that guy.

[@SoundJudgment]

You don't RUIN such perfectly created Sandwiches with... ... .with... ... MAYO!!!! 😲

[@jonbourgoin182]

He ain't lying about those sandwiches. Please let go of your preconceived notions about Gas Station sandwiches. They are frigging delicious...just make sure you pay for it and take advantage of their free mayo and mustard packets. Also pay for your soft drink. You don't want them knowing you paid for your sandwich but not your pop. You can't eat one of those sandwiches without some pop to wash it down with

[@bnb4203]

High dude👌hope your bro is doing well,,, it’s been what almost a year, it’s a long road, tho

[@Blackdynasty123]

He knows damn well he is gonna eat both them sandwiches and isnt married

[@JerGon97]

The MAGA hat said it all!!!

[@MelissaModsMetal]

Literally the dumbest thing ever said.

[@Britty0189]

Hey Chris! Happy you made it to the shitter in time!

[@galbeeri8360]

She gone

[@Morg100]

Jack could literally be the next Steve Wilkos. His voice alone is intimidating, especially when he’s angry 😂