The Lottery Looting Red Bull Ripper & Dove Bar Dingbat

[@DeereK13]

First lady way too confident stealing stuff, she needs a reality check in the form of Jailtime ASAP

[@mnmsaregood1]

She 100% does this every day

[@southernsass2937]

Pretty sure its her "job ". Absolutely disgusting!

[@bjmarchives]

She’s an idiot, she’s probably already in jail.

[@jonbourgoin182]

She's really doing her part to curb black stereotypes

[@azzaahhYT]

lady? lol

[@C3l3st14l_M4rk]

Im almost 100% sure the first lady steals like every other day 😂

[@BTMMHACK]

we do

[@Mackenzie002]

@@BTMMHACKnot "we" but "you"

[@dabigitalianwilliams9345]

More like everywhere she goes she steals I couldn't lay nothing down around her thieving self

[@roybiggums4609]

Without a doubt

[@mermaidmuncher2708]

You mean like everyday

[@InsaneFirebat]

As a former clerk, I knew she had no chance of ripping off those tickets silently unless she spent a bunch of time folding it back and forth. Terminator Tammy knew immediately.

[@KevinJohnson-me3sn]

Seriously though… I can hear em… “Ppprrrraaaaack”!

[@Digitalgems9000]

which is ez to do if you got another leverage with your wrist. not her first rodeo lol

[@charlesvandenburgh7754]

​@@Digitalgems9000 most lottery tickets are not validated until processed by the clerk. She could have stolen numerous tickets and won a million dollars but it would show that the ticket wasn't purchased.

[@Digitalgems9000]

wrong@@charlesvandenburgh7754

[@Orly777]

Even if she steals them they have no value unless they are scanned right ?

[@nintendave6985]

The way the lady played dumb and acted like she didn't do anything after she just got caught red handed trying to steal a lottery ticket... like "Who, me!? What did I do!?!" 😂😂😂

[@kidjak3128]

Shii had me cackling🤣🤣🤣

[@sasproductions701]

ikr she could of been in movies she was good acting lol

[@billschlafly4107]

She's from the school of dindonufin.

[@janggz7620]

13%

[@dennissmith7214]

Not a lottery ticket, tht was a few together! 😳

[@hadley407]

As if a $75 case of Red Bull wasn’t enough, she had to come back in to try and steal lotto tickets! The audacity!!

[@staceygram5555]

BIack femaIe privilege. She knows nothing would ever happen to her.

[@clarkbar]

yes, THEY dont really care anymore if you havent noticed

[@pep590]

She a victim of society. She oppressed.

[@0525ohhwell]

The one's her man bought were likely all losers. He does know how to pick them...

[@eekamini]

75 dollars??. Case like that costs 15 in the uk. That explains why you have so much theft

[@jacobperkins4206]

That first lady was BOLD

[@HawkSea]

Almost like it was fun for her.

[@aenoyphothirath5438]

I bet she already stolen more things then she paid for in life already.

[@staceygram5555]

Not 'bold', just knows she has bIack femaIe privilege. Nothing would ever happen to her.

[@inkerB]

@@staceygram5555lol

[@danjohnson8138]

She looked a little like the second lady 🤷

[@mnmsaregood1]

I wish every company put this much effort into calling thieves out

[@dianeenlow123]

The lady, that wasn’t her first time stealing from this store. She knew exactly where to go to find something to steal, and how to get out the door.

[@IBmaster4]

Should be her last because they caught her. But ya never know

[@deltahomicide9300]

She got cocky and got caught. Hopefully it's also the case for her whole thieving career

[@CPny65]

I bet she had gotten away with stealing scratchers too. that's why she was so bold

[@daniellee1722]

@@CPny65 what an incredibly dumb risk. no matter how careful a thief is they always get greedy

[@Hisfirstkill]

Lady? 😅😅😅

[@modtwentyeight]

A whole CASE of Red Bull? That takes big brass ones! And then to come back for a repeat performance? Priceless.

[@jimwall2291]

Gotta keep that transparent glass door open while deciding which drink to buy.

[@Pirategod23]

It’s hard not to do

[@RH-ni8xp]

it’s a nice little cool breeze for a lil bit

[@Unknown_Ooh]

I feel personally attacked 😂

[@egguw]

wasting all that cold air is a crime in itself 😭

[@xXiRuNxNiKeXx]

When the lady in the first clip acted surprised after getting caught stealing 🤣

[@THEMarcusAurelius1]

$1000+ in tattoos but you just gotta steal a candy bar?!?!? I know for some it is just an adrenaline rush, not a necessity, but it still boggles my mind!!

[@TheFos88]

Bogglingly boggled my boggle

[@MrScrawnjuan]

People always comment on tattoo prices like he just had them all done that day.

[@campblood]

those look like prison tattoos, probably traded some honey buns for them lol…

[@greghale717]

@@MrScrawnjuan Did you have your $1,000 worth done in the same day?

[@clarkbar]

i just said the same thing haha

[@pizzapie7]

I think the guy definitely glued that beard on so he wouldn’t be recognized while stealing

[@alexreviews7965]

I was thinking the same thing. Both thieves had disguises

[@1738-l1j]

Went to the same guy that did steven seagulls hair

[@poeticsilence047]

Right, was thing damn that beard looks too clean to be real. Lol

[@slammingrann]

@@alexreviews7965 yeah I'm sure he did all that to get a candy bar lol

[@HENCHMARV]

You guys do know that they are men with amazing beards and really really good barbers. Just cause you can’t grow a beard doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t .

[@CarLoverPhotography]

You need to add one of those spinning doors, then when they steal you can just hit a button that stops it and lock them inside till the police arrive LMAO

[@Beatslager]

good one!!!!

[@slhines7]

I'd imagine that even her "thief bag"was stolen.😱😂

[@mushleetbe7456]

🤣 i think it was stolen

[@tanman2626]

3:06 she tried to steal a lottery ticket lmao😂

[@mnmsaregood1]

It blows my mind that people blatantly steal and then return to that same store

[@staceygram5555]

BIack female privilege. She knows nothing would ever happen to her.

[@tylerpeck9754]

especially two minutes later haha

[@MikesCustomRC]

I never steal but because of this channel I make sure to never look at the cashiers when I walk into gas stations anymore 🤣

[@charlestonpinballarcade]

Very surprising the lottery lady didn’t flip the script and start breaking stuff because the clerk “disrespected” a queen… 😂

[@ProfessorFish]

god made her look like a brick, he knew what he was doing LOL

[@Dunecoone]

​@@ProfessorFishlmaooo

[@Dunecoone]

It's what these people usually do 🤷

[@stephs5530]

Right!!! Apparently they are all queens now

[@maysiebreann]

⁠​⁠@@Dunecoonewhat do you mean “these people” 🤔

[@nathanwarzecha2943]

When she's caught red-handed trying to steal the tickets, then asks "for what?" when told to GTFO 🤣

[@mrtjbiga1784]

Gets caught , then hits with the classic i didnt do nuffin move. Typical

[@JohnDoe-ld8nr]

The correct phrasing for "African American English" (Formerly known as Ebonics) is "dindu nuffin."

[@Android-dg5ri]

surprised she didnt accuse the clerk of calling her the n word

[@jamescook5487]

Stealing a scratch off ticket is pointless because you cant cash it if you win unless you want to get arrested. When its scanned it shows that it wasn't paid for.

[@Irregular_maintenance]

Stupid ppl do stupid things

[@nickhorn8296]

well its obvious this perp doesnt think these sort of things through lol

[@Grant_Woodford]

No it doesnt, the tickets are all activated at once by the store when they put the packs into the display.

[@mikeconner3684]

No. If the ticket wasn't activated yet, that would show. Bu tonce it's activated it's live, unless you report that specific one as stolen.

[@fromaggiovagiola9128]

​@@rsvp1234You know a dealer that will trade?

[@B.H.56]

Need Live Eye security in EVERY store.

[@nickb2912]

I agree, that might actually get rid of scammers

[@MrScrawnjuan]

But they seem to miss more than the clerks do and don't do anything about it after the fact.

[@CPny65]

Wow that woman who stole the Red Bull has got a set on her. Not only to grab a case, but to go back and just get thrown out for trying to stealing a Lottery ticket. That's a felony

[@AdamSternberg]

I just love it when professional thieves act shocked and surprised when they get caught and called out on their shit.

[@NWB-NerdyWhileBlack]

Kinda crazy how often this happens. Even crazier how people are willing to risk their freedom for a candy bar and red bull.

[@alphamale3643]

Letting theives go without any punishment is the reason why there are so many theives.

[@R3VO7UTION]

Its obvious GSE votes democrat. Catch and release!

[@markevans5674]

Can't believe she had the audacity to go back in. Unbelievable lol😂😂😂

[@staceygram5555]

BIack female privilege. She knows nothing would ever happen to her.

[@annamarielewis7078]

Shocking how there is no shame anymore.

[@pyromaniacdave4821]

And she doesn't realize that you need to complete a transaction to activate a scratcher😂😂

[@nyla298]

So smart 🤓

[@nobones999999999]

Love her reaction when she was caught "who me?! What just happened? What did I do?!" Bwahahaha

[@reigndigrazia1]

Bro the audacity of that first lady 💀

[@rainbowdooche6957]

1st clip is just pure one of the most prime examples I've seen of "gimme dats"

[@TrapgodTO]

That’s too ballsy to steal from the counter with the cashier standing there lmao

[@CherryMaraschino77]

Whaaat?! An entire case of Red Bull?! Oh-kay, Mama…That smooth criminal has the biggest titanium balls ever! With that amount of Red Bull, how come these thieves don’t have wings?

[@emmettturner9452]

Anyone putting on their jacket as they ENTER raises my alarm bells. I mean, if you didn’t need it outside, why did you bring it in the store at all?

[@kidjak3128]

I’m skinny and the freezer section is cold asf🕴🏽

[@dude-man]

Maybe she gets cold when she's droppin a big fat deuce 💩🤣

[@Darapsa]

@@kidjak3128 Yep. Anyplace inside during the summer is freezing.

[@jessikadesjardin4564]

some stores are actually freezing inside while wearing my summer clothes in some stores i feel dumb i didnt dress warmer 😅

[@nicolemonrue]

That guy's beard looks airbrushed on

[@southernsass2937]

Exactly what I thought 😂

[@Mortalfarmer]

I wouldn't call that a beard, more like make up

[@charlesdecker7379]

At first glance, I thought he was wearing a face mask.

[@roelieboy204]

That first one needs to be in jail. Also the cashier breaking the sound barrier XD

[@FrenkTheJoy]

Wow i watch this videos with my mom sometimes and was just telling her last week about the rare treat of a video of you other gas station, and now we get a twofer of it!

[@clivecottam1509]

The lady knew exactly what she needed and knows where it was... certainly not the 1st time in there.

[@AlamoCityPatriot]

4:17 It's Paul Wall. I guess he hit hard times.

[@elusive_driver7206]

I bet that ticket she tried to steal wasn’t a winner.🤣🤣

[@bman409]

You know it wasn't. 😂

[@yungskrrskrr6550]

Tuesday's with stories is a banger. Mark Normand is funny

[@Cosmocosmic2]

Your videos are great! I love watching them 😊

[@eganc1976]

TRUMP 2024🎉🎉🎉

[@Cosmocosmic2]

@@eganc1976 wha-?

[@eganc1976]

@@Cosmocosmic2 Wha-a T country u rep - Iņ ?

[@Krow943]

Love that you always shout out Mark Normand and Joe List

[@gtech66]

You need an undercover person to watch out for thieves and not allow anyone to bring any bags into the store.

[@alexrekzu4079]

but MAH PUrsE ;))

[@debowo3272]

Lol exactly @@alexrekzu4079

[@domerella7346]

@@alexrekzu4079😂

[@7Tino777]

Some of the best narration ever!!! 😆😆😆

[@mreagle7870]

you make everything sound 200x more delicious

[@Lovesoapy]

Chimp wasn’t fast enough 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@THE-CHAMPION-HAS-A-NAME]

Looks like he even used a fake beard for his thievery 😂

[@mikes3486]

As a attended in se Portland, you inspire me.i have some stories.

[@JonSanders]

This dude either suspects everyone just for fun or he has amazing intuition. Speaking on the second guy, of course. First Lady was literally addictive to either drugs and/or stealing. She couldn’t stop scratching.

[@Augustinuous]

Amazing perception, really. He has done this for so long that he picks up on tons of little details and cues in what thieves do and how they behave.

[@Driasb777]

“Nice empty red thief bag” 😂😂 the voice overs b having me floooored 😂😂😂😂😂

[@GrowDiMaggio]

It's a SUNOCO-llaboration - time for a second intro!! ✌

[@shanedaiken2831]

Your play by play commentary is hilarious! Like the sound fx Double Thiever!

[@shinycheryl6557]

i love seeing these videos it makes my day when i see uploads fresh! sad to see filthy liars though and slippery rattlesnakes . keep it going strong and live long and prosper! Gas station encounters!!! SHE GONE! hehe

[@bakedbeans9546]

Lol best comment

[@DanielGreen-gi3ts]

I hope the first lady drinks so many of those Red Bulls she can’t sleep for a week. Lol.

[@Olds_Gold]

She will sell them for crack 😂

[@aof9964]

I would like to thank all the thieves for giving us these awesome Gas Station Encounters. Great video's and voice overs. Awesome 👊🏽👍🏽

[@mikefreund1629]

My God does this happen every day love your videos😂

[@michaelfabian2401]

Not only do I want a TWS sit-down with you on it, I need Joe and Mark to come into the store for a day, the commentary would be enough, but seeing them both attempting to shit talk while BUSTING a big fa thief would be Legendary. Let's make this happen!

[@georgeawestjr.9087]

This 💩 is so freaking hilarious 😂😂😂. I love the play-by-play and sound effects 🤣🤣🤣. Your channel is one of the best on KZbin. Congratulations on clearing over 2 million subscribers. Keep them coming! You're the best! 👌

[@teagan3139]

The lotto ticket theif is SO HARD TO WATCH. Those tickets sound like velcro when ripped. The immediate drop and denial is crazy! So much second hand embarrassment.

[@mikesweet5848]

Nailed it. I'm literally watching the dumbest functional human on earth right now. How stupid would you have this person as participant in your friend group? Scary.

[@Mr.Marcuzz]

Walking into a convenience store while carrying a big red bag is a red flag 🚩 lady! 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣

[@zachnoe5545]

Hell yeah. Slippery little rattle snake

[@alanmott-smith9358]

Hysterical. Please keep these videos coming.

[@AzGurl752]

It sucks that people are nasty little snakes but these make me laugh 😂

[@andoncroft5154]

The second you realized he got away with the chocolate you yelled ***k ROTFLMAO Your funny even when your NOT trying to be 😂

[@egguw]

all them tattoos and can’t even buy a candy bar … so petty sheeshh

[@averyjones5159]

Tuesdays with stories!!! Love it

[@umbrellahole]

3:40, this whole time I didn't know you could still lottery tickets. I thought they had to be "activated" like gift cards.

[@brim89]

They have to be activated to be counted as valid. I have heard stories of people stealing whole cases of tickets and then trying to claim winners but once they are reported stolen they are void and the people are arrested for stolen items and if they steal over a certain amount it’s a felony

[@poeticsilence047]

​@brim89 To me, should be instant felony due to the "potential " winnings.

[@A6Legit]

I havent noticed your videos in my sub feed for a while. Love to see all the community stores on board

[@Ginger_Chin]

That beard is comical

[@annunakian8054]

Awww she's wearing a necklace! So pretty! Goes so well with the baseball cap! SHE GONE!!

[@fogdiver]

At least we can all rest easy, knowing that no. 2 has no one in his life to tell him that his beard looks like more of an "over-filled facial diaper" than an actual mask ever could 🤣

[@Captainmunch-]

The dove bar dingbat stole my heart once.

[@tellybella]

Please what is his name he look too familiar

[@Sara.Rose.]

Come on guys! Don’t be harsh on the first one... She really wanted some strong set of wings to fly all the way to the moon

[@chiefcannabeast4206]

Bro I love your vids, even tho they get me paranoid when I go to a gas station I don’t even steal lmao 😂

[@Paratzo-t4k]

Hey man, i was wondering how your brother Conrad is doing? I kept him in my prayers when that terrible accident happened.

[@greenmedicinetm299]

Okay I subscribed you are funny and the Wakandan escapades are all aweome

[@krns1695]

So crazy not one of these thiefs ever stole something good. They always steal the worst shit for you like energy drinks and disgusting candy. Almost like poetic

[@viscountrainbows2857]

They never EVER go for those delllLicious sandwiches. for shame. But then again they are among the heaviest guarded items being right in front. Still sad not even one has tried thus far, by my reckoning

[@agagqbq]

is there even anything healthy in gas stations besides water bottles and bananas, and wtf is the point of stealing those

[@mikalatrice7962]

The audio 😭🤣 priceless when the ticket made the noise she just didn't know what to do 😭😭 just stupid

[@Mario-id8tn]

Unbelievable how people can live that kind of life! God Help Her.

[@jimcee4822]

I BET SHE WILL BE STEALING AGAIN TOMORROW

[@simppmagnett]

OMG just found out about this channel from Cinnamon Toast Ken and now I find out he's a Mark Normand fan too?! I'm in love

[@TwiLightVids]

Apparently, she knew the store layout and had been there before but she didn't know the camera's field of view.....

[@grandaddyjesus]

01:02 Excellent Mario Party 1 new record sound

[@plskenpls]

I always love your videos, but I really(!!) prefer it when the douchebags get caught =) . Keep your eyes open ;)

[@markevans5674]

Always a pleasure to see a new vid from you in my Notifications. Wonderful stuff, thank you 👍✔️

[@haliesummers702]

stealing a whole case of red bulls is insane

[@imheck]

I'm surprised your employees acknowledge customers & are not on their phones all day! Great Job!

[@jakelakota3010]

It infuriates me when they get away

[@wamlartmuse17]

Yup... Joe List is pretty funny. Thanks for the recommendation Mr. GSE.

[@Truecrimeresearcher224]

I know a person who is only allowed on gas stations. They have stolen and gotten caught in all the other stores

[@southernsass2937]

Wow

[@KROWNCHAKRATV]

Her bag is pregnant 😂

[@TuckerCarlsonEpisodes]

The biggest crime here is blocking a gas pump for an extended period of time while not pumping. I hate those psychopaths!

[@MeatballSandwich]

She Goneeeeeee! That first lady is a slippery little rattlesnake 😂😂😂😂😂🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

[@HIMMLE]

Do the average folks "look up at the camera"? Just curious.... I've been in gas stations 100s of times and I could care less if there are cameras or not

[@GrimmPoetics]

i do when i notice them.

[@sickfukpatrol1983]

@@GrimmPoetics same and now I feel like even at my own store that I work at while I’m going to college after watching this channel I feel like I’m stealing LOL or somethingI can hear buddies voice making fun of what I’m wearing or how fat I am LOL😂😂😂😂

[@southernsass2937]

I never do. Doesn't matter to me.

[@Dr.Acula76]

I never look for cameras because I'm not a thief

[@whiteshoes3621]

Huh? You "could" care less?

[@JustinNelsonsProjects]

Great random recommendation on the Joe list video. That was one really funny hour.. if you guys don't know what I'm talking about, it's linked in the end card of this video and does not disappoint 😅

[@RP_06]

Best videos to watch while i eat

[@smellycat249]

You should watch it while poopin. It’s sooooo good.

[@mrtjbiga1784]

Dinner time special

[@KROWNCHAKRATV]

Bruh 😂😂the video titles be epic

[@akachiquantum9637]

You should invest in some cameras that can catch the plate numbers

[@frankjones5283]

Catching the thieves would end his KZbin videos.

[@allcapsone7809]

@@frankjones5283 you're out of your mind if you think PD is doing shit if you send them a video and a picture of a license plate LMAO

[@thiusw]

a lot of gas stations i've seen do actually have cameras at the pumps, not sure if it's a standard for certain companies or only necessary for places with high rates of thievery.

[@Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer]

@@frankjones5283 I live in the area and can assure you arresting people wont deter them, there's no shortage.

[@TranquilGem]

Me: *sits down with my mcdonalds, about to put on YT* My feed: “GSE, uploaded 5 mins ago” Me: 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹