The Vodka Vanquisher

[@KyleDavidHall]

This guy didn't even try to be sneaky with this one 😂

[@sixten8493]

Actually, he did try to be sneaky by frequently glancing at the camera with a mysterious expression on his face while committing petty crime. As if he gained invisibility for a second there. Drinking and thieving 👏🙄

[@vif3182]

Can't get caught if you don't even try to get away with it.

[@turboturtlehead]

He looks like he’s well past his sneaking days

[@wetlettuce4768]

Oh he did try being sneaky by pretending to be a senile old man once he was busted.

[@MoronBoshi]

He literally looked at the camera when he tucked it in his pants lol

[@keithsearfoss2012]

The lady at 4:00 is so nice to hold the door for everyone during the altercation 🤣

[@seancallahan603]

A real MVP

[@u_mbreon4112]

She deserves one free water bottle, she can grab it at any time any day so it makes it fun and interesting. With the okay of GSE lol

[@heybeautiful9360]

She didn’t even get thank you 😂

[@historyhunter5215]

Awww darn it... I just said the same thing... She is gorgeous too....😆

[@redherring9951]

So um.... I'll buy that ball sweat vodka Jaximus Maximus... 60% off sound good? 🤝

[@HimanshuGupta-fz2hm]

The woman says in punjabi language : "Kyon kitta...paise deo.." Which means : why did you do it...pay him now.

[@manikaggarwal2018]

They are Pakistani

[@vaddix9980]

@@manikaggarwal2018 no shit. OP translated what they said. So I think he knows the language

[@FirstLast-cc6cv]

She was definitely his better influence, she was very remorseful of his actions and wanted to right them

[@saintrico3456]

@@FirstLast-cc6cv then she should have made him wait for the police

[@manikaggarwal2018]

@@vaddix9980 correct Punjabi language is spoken across the broder

[@richardb6068]

“I did pay for it.” We all must’ve missed it.

[@simplywonderful449]

Hate to say this, but his culture considers stealing to be okay if done against someone who has something they don't have, as if it's for some "eternal reward". When we've dealt with his folks we very often find that they've tried to con us on giving change, or even later claiming they were "shorted" on how many they got.

[@PJ-po7fu]

@@simplywonderful449 what's his culture? And surely every culture steals right?

[@Oreosmilkshake]

@@PJ-po7fu Arab

[@alwwqe]

@@Oreosmilkshake he's not arab

[@snake_a0498]

All 700k of us lol(rounding to the next 100 guys)

[@Handl3sAreStupid]

This guy looks like he had 3 bottles of vodka before he came into the store too.

[@landshark1191]

Stored at perfect body temperature up his ass. A slight adjustment was made in the bathroom

[@MrMaddox57]

not unheard of! that cheap stuff sells multiple times a day by the SAME now drunk people stumbling back in for more!

[@TheJadeFist]

Maybe that's was intentional.

[@விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக்]

I'm surprised no one made this comment, the dude looked wasted AF slurring his words

[@nyla298]

Drank it in the bathroom 😂

[@turkfebruary5836]

I never realized how big of a problem this is. It must be exhausting having to watch everyone like a hawk and trust nobody.

[@thisisgettingold]

I'm not sure 1.9 million subscribers and a profitable small business is "a problem", like this guy's alcoholism is WAY more of a problem... I don't think standing there all day while having a huge monitor in front of you with instant playback capability could possibly be "exhausting". Seems like you have a penchant for the dramatic.

[@TheEnd-eg6wq]

@@thisisgettingold I think he meant mentally exhuasting, babysitting full grown worthless adults.

[@UmamiPapi]

It displays the degradation of society. Many adults stealing cheap candy.

[@TheEnd-eg6wq]

@@UmamiPapi Vodka isn't candy

[@UmamiPapi]

@@TheEnd-eg6wq 1. Says you. 2. I'm referencing their other videos.

[@johnchavez7487]

I’m surprised he was actually able to fit 3 bottles in his sweats without them dropping

[@iambored4896]

I believe it’s called being fat

[@maniacsnack3374]

Same

[@abdool1972]

Plastic bottles stick to sweaty skin pretty good.

[@Brindle_Boxer]

Probably has custom thief pockets sewn into the inside of his pants 😂

[@victorbogen1558]

It was in his pants noy sweater and he was wearing a shirt not a sweaters the guy said it drop down his pants cuse he had stuff it in his pants u did see what he did

[@post.10]

That guy was 100% walking like that on purpose so that he wouldn't seem suspicious walking like that afterwards trying to keep his pants from falling down from all the extra weight

[@mkvnwk]

Nah man, he tried to clear his drain in the bathroom, but it was to stopped up.

[@halosrusty]

That’s his “claiming welfare walk”

[@JobToDo92]

Ur drunk

[@CC-uy9wp]

Yeah no way this guy thinks on a level like that

[@ReapingTheHarvest]

Got the wounded military vet thing going on for sympathy

[@Mountains-xp2ue]

This is were the thief's guild sends their members as a final test.

[@tobirama5996]

He failed our test

[@thepjup4507]

god damn it. this got me way too good. i fucking hate you. im crying laughing you piece of shit >:'(

[@amberlopez7477]

thieves*

[@TheQuaadFather]

Man that would be the hardest guild quest, I'd probably have to poison Jaximus Maximus 🥺 No real other way to get past this guy!

[@candlercando]

Maximus making the guy walk toward him to ask the question with those Vodkas when he knows he has the Vodka is so good

[@austinvenable63]

“I CANT HEAR YA!!” 😂😂😂

[@Flight14Clique]

He wasn’t even trying to be smooth about it 😂😂😂. Can tell he didn’t care if he got caught lol

[@BlueOvals24]

He's probably one of those idiots that believe all store have fake security cameras. Still, even from the counter I'm sure it looked painfully obvious.

[@dandee2771]

Hes stealing 3 bottles of vodka and can barely walk. My guess is he was gonna drink himself to death

[@lrowerowe7207]

Right he was so obvious.

[@flejt7107]

Na hes just too complacent since hes prob done this hundreds of times

[@fallondeere9201]

“I’m calling the police “ * buys 1 doge coin and checks other stocks

[@ronnie3067]

More like Ethereum

[@tankcrypto]

@@ronnie3067 more like bitcoin, ethereum, and link

[@TheDeadMeme27]

Imma dump all my shitcoins into fard tokens rn

[@HH-uv4iw]

Str8 g

[@HH-uv4iw]

@@tankcrypto tu chill mar

[@Korpsaws]

“I’m calling the Police” *starts randomly checking his emails

[@azmolhossain9244]

i do that too, hoping person would just leave.

[@mblend27]

@@azmolhossain9244 The problem here is he was telling him to wait for the police

[@Tom_Ate_95]

@@mblend27 do they ever call the police? Seems like you can just try your luck there.

[@ens0rcell683]

@@Tom_Ate_95 its a waste of police resources for something of such little value and they cant keep the person there anyways. They say it to scare them off so they don’t try it again

[@willissudweeks1050]

@@ens0rcell683 But I live in a pretty nice area. I can see that happening elsewhere but here they take it really seriously.

[@TheJewelleryWorkshop]

The commentary on these clips 😂😂😂😂

[@Thefree_mandecker]

THE best hahahaha. Itty bitty baby steps baby!

[@mr.tortelduck]

N-word

[@mudmixahhh]

👌

[@HarryBallsss]

@@mr.tortelduck they had their way with you growing up? Yup I figured! Haha

[@TheTyisawesome]

That's why these are so popular!

[@NappyWayz]

Jack: “Wait for the police. Go. Wait for the police. Just go!” Thief: 🤔🤯 *Spilts in two.

[@kieshafields]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@22lilacsky]

😂

[@abhijeetsmumbai]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@timothyvarner]

The hideous leopard print mask is a bigger crime

[@SunilSharma-yf3ln]

True!

[@wildone505]

😂

[@gilmangus83]

A mask the idiot does not know how to wear.

[@teetoys76]

Come on Timmy . Do we actually care about the mask 😷!? Ooof !!!

[@DursunX]

looks like women's underwear

[@nemraps]

"Puh-Lease" 🤣🤣🤣

[@hoods-music]

😆

[@pescmocc69]

More like: paul lease

[@kccasem1330]

you spelled PLEASE wrong

[@Rickgrimesgaming2698]

This is the Puh-Lease pull over 🚔

[@Corelyonph]

NEM 👊🏾

[@benvasilinda9729]

As an army vet, him wearing that hat while stealing really pisses me off. His wife has obviously been through this before, I can tell by how upset she is. He was hiding it from her as well.

[@scarecrow559fresno]

hoah

[@newfront6786]

He barely speaks english. doubt he served

[@alexluna1541]

@@newfront6786 you’ll be surprised

[@zfjames]

he wasn't a vet and she was bluffing

[@nolanthomas4950]

ur cringe

[@markharrisllb]

I’m a recovering alcoholic blessed with 26 years sobriety, alcoholism is never an excuse for theft.

[@wheatish]

Stay strong, one day at a time!

[@leorush8171]

Congratulations dude, that’s a huge milestone

[@Goochbag8]

Good on you lad! It's not easy!

[@ethanpok1]

For me it's weed. I smoked almost every day from the age 17-24 and now I've been without it for 8 months. I miss it sometimes but I feel good without it

[@Jimboishere11]

@@ethanpok1 It's a bastard. Keep going mate ✌🏻

[@aericraadley]

you cant hit us with a cliffhanger like "looks like he got away" and then two seconds later "or does he?!?!" lol dramtic tension at its finest ladies and gentlemen

[@majora36]

when he said that I was like awww... then immediately followed by ooooo

[@yosserhughes139]

And he did get away. No cops, no charges…. Yup, he got away.

[@captainthunderbuns677]

@@majora36 same here!

[@timeghost82]

The thumbnail shows the confrontation. We don't see that up close shot unless they're being called out.

[@aericraadley]

@@majora36 and when he said JAXIMUS MAXIMUS i was like helllll yeahhh

[@theephemeralglade1935]

This man is a Masterclass (tm), of concealment, and evasion. I am amazed that you were able to crack this one.

[@anonymouscommenter7689]

Did you just trademark a word?

[@Irishjim401]

I also manage a gas station in the Northeast, and I deal with this regularly. The company I work for has very strict guidelines, so I definitely live vicariously through you guys while I do my best to stay professional and minimally polite 😂

[@switch12345678]

And what does "staffed" mean in this case? Wouldn't it have been better to sell the vodka to the man instead of keeping it?

[@zfjames]

rip jimmy

[@TheDrunkCook111]

Did anyone ever try to short change you?

[@remedy135]

He was clenching his cheeks because he had a 4th vodka hidden between them 😂

[@jsimmons9969]

Thank you for that image.

[@remedy135]

@Charlie Tango hahaha same he can just take that one home😬

[@jasminesmith4637]

@2:25 LMAOO that awkward waddle from him trying to conceal the stolen goods😂

[@Wisdomatic1]

I love how you guys always just act like nothings up until they leave. Then it’s go time.

[@MrFitness94]

They said apparently it’s not theft until they leave the premises. So technically they can’t *do* anything until he leaves

[@skeletalknight]

Of course. They do it for the content.

[@jeremybutcher13]

@@skeletalknight or because its literally not stealing until they leave....

[@skeletalknight]

@@jeremybutcher13 Have you ever heard of "concealment"? Look it up.

[@TheEnergydrinkguru]

@@skeletalknight But that's just one element of a proper stop. If he stops him and accuses him of stealing before he passes all points of purchase, it could be considered harrassment.

[@alaskayoung6001]

I feel sorry for his wife or whoever that was she sounded so embarrassed☹️

[@From_A_Diverging_Timeline]

Yeah right she was in on it probably.

[@homerfry9234]

Its all part of the game

[@br3ad420]

it's probably an arranged marriage, who wants to be married to someone who cheats at anything

[@chriswalsh398]

I bet she is not embarrassed when she sits on the benefits line.

[@gordontheengineswifedr.nirmal]

I’m surprised his wife is Desi. Dude it’s chalo pher, not adios

[@98violetz]

Couldn’t help but feel badly for the woman with him. It seems like the man may have had some major issues and she’s been doing damage control for him for quite awhile…truly sad that she’s relentlessly apologizing even though she did nothing wrong. I know she’s trying to prevent him from getting in trouble, but it still doesn’t undermine the fact that he’s now become her burden.

[@TheKomentor]

Their relatives in India who would have been telling everyone proudly that they are settled in the US, will now be feeling ashamed of them.

[@frankgrimesification]

Yeah....it's called being an enabler.

[@GeorgeSukFuk]

Her staying there apologizing when being told explicitly to leave? I wish both of them had been arrested, thrown in jail for a solid time then deported

[@chrisbeeclean1579]

easily one of the best channels on youtube. i love watching confrontation.

[@MrMaddox57]

me too! amen!

[@stephenouma]

You suppose to charge him 3x the price for stealing.

[@mudmixahhh]

Please

[@stuey7777]

this is the way

[@NGNetwork1]

3? i'd charge him 10x

[@sleepy4325]

Do they do that here or at FavTrip? I can't remember

[@jv3600]

@@sleepy4325 They used to do that here in older videos. Haven't seen it happen anytime recently though.

[@hansgoober35]

This guy walks like the Penguin from Batman

[@guerreroeric1]

Jaximus is just geeking watching the monitor as this guys stuffing his pockets with vodka 😂

[@zachariahscott6648]

Okay, I just watched this episode a couple more times, and now that I am paying more attention to the details, it is even funnier than before. I like the part where the thief walks back in and tries to lie about already paying for those vodkas! 😛 He is like the most brazen thief in G.S.E. He showed absolutely no shame at all for stealing. Lol

[@jds8438]

Just walking around the store is probably the most exercise he’s gotten in his life

[@bakcort]

He's a veteran

[@dr.jiIIaIicecooper2587]

​@@bakcortI can buy 100 veteran hats or shirts today lol

[@bigpan3347]

"Jaximus maximus" need a hero costume already put JM on the chest of it lmao

[@JassZoigel]

Hey, thanks for keeping jacksimous around, it finally paid off, and what an amazing angle he captured!!!

[@tbrinkley112]

Thank you sooo much. I laugh so hard at these vids!

[@jamesr5741]

I'm feeling Jaximus's energy. I love it! Don't worry about calling the cops, just vocally shame the thief. More satisfying.

[@karenv325]

..so sad to watch. A man with a drinking problem who probably brings a lot of shame to his innocent family.

[@jeremyphillips3087]

Yeah, it was hard watching that lady. She's probably been through this before.

[@beefwellington9371]

It’s not hard to not be a piece of shit. Not sad, conscious decision

[@br3ad420]

@@jeremyphillips3087 Arranged marriage?

[@rorshakks]

meh

[@jojosantiago2211]

SOB could've paid for it. When he threatened to call the police, he then wanted to pay for it. Yeah right.

[@kunfussed213]

I lost it already when he call him a little rattlesnake. 😂😂😂

[@campblood]

i like how he just walked in when the lady opened the door for herself.

[@ozmond]

If you can’t afford a cheap bottle of vodka you shouldn’t be drinking

[@dillongaines4651]

This is sober logic. Try using drunk logic :D

[@Yui789esss]

alcholoism ain't no joke...he has much bigger problems than being broke

[@imre456]

Don’t tell me how to live my life…*burp*

[@moemoe18]

19 year old me laughs in Popov

[@tube4trey]

@@Yui789esss the lady that comes in shows this clearly isn't the first time. I lived with a guy that his girlfriend had to take away his license so he couldn't buy. Alcoholism is rough

[@drx6139]

New sub who just binged watched a ton of Gas Station Encounters. What I’ve learned to not look suspicious: 1)do not greet the clerk 2)do not look at the camera 3) do not scratch or touch nose 4)do not wander 5)do not ask dumb questions and 6)do not stare at the handmade sandwiches no matter how delicious they look! That should cover it.

[@toadsworth782]

I’m gonna do all of that and end up paying lol

[@brianglade848]

Around the local Dollar stores, he's known as "The Potato Bubbler"

[@siryizzur]

Lmfao

[@locabynature]

best nickname ever!!! 🚫🥔🤣

[@billgates2339]

LMAOOOO XD

[@phazebeast7373]

Yes! It's like a local legend or urban legend 😶

[@unfknknown9678]

Really

[@OrionsAnvil]

I've been wipping everything I get from a convenient store with hand sanitizer ever since I started watching these. Way before covid.

[@thedarkwolfv7233]

The "slippery little rattlesnake" bit never gets old 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@trapazoid3405]

The voice overs are amazing 😭

[@rembleekah8722]

His wife knows he’s a damn alcoholic.. lol

[@MrArgus11111]

she's in on it. Are you serious?

[@tunasalad3919]

@@MrArgus11111 I highly doubt that. South Asian women don't drink alcohol in general. And I don't think she would risk committing the offense for a cheap vodka bottle. The dude must be hiding it from her, so he can drink secretly without getting her wrath for alcholism.

[@LuisGrande]

@MrArgus11111 Incorrect. She said something along the lines of “why did you do it, why are you doing this, you did not pay” in their language. She seemed rather disappointed.

[@parassharma7800]

@@MrArgus11111 She is not. I can understand her language, she is asking him what did he do.

[@AmarilloMusicAB]

You should’ve called him “Mister Ben-Chode” 😂😂

[@feizalmoolla1946]

Alias Makre Choud

[@11Kslingshot]

I was in Hy-Vee yesterday and scratched my head. First thing that ran threw my mind was...They think I am stealing! So many rules to follow now.

[@takingagamble7032]

I'm gonna walk in and act hella sus for 20 minutes then end up paying. Having him look through the footage.

[@manicmofo9230]

Honestly it was nice to have the cashier not call him names even tho the guy was totally in the wrong. I love these videos and it was refreshing seeing the cashier being more relaxed and not calling the thief a bunch of names

[@ahahahah9079]

i know you said this a year ago but I am also not fond of the name calling

[@MizzzKitty]

I would love to see when the cops actually show up and deal with the slippery little rattlesnakes...😆😁😊

[@davidsandall]

The cops are not answering these calls anymore

[@benj3911]

@Nuby It's a waste of their time. Petty theft is a joke if it's under $xx dollars.

[@MeneTekelUpharsin]

Being viewed by thousands of people is much worse punishment than being charged with petty theft

[@loyaltyisroyalty5616]

That’s my grandfather. I am thoroughly embarrassed

[@marsxSIN]

Are you serious? If so, get him some psychiatric help because this kind of behavior for a man his age, besides being juvenile, is obviously related to a bigger issue he hasn't dealt with. Maybe he needs more stimulation/excitement in his life so he won't commit petty theft for the thrill.

[@drewwhy5541]

@@marsxSIN I’m pretty sure the bigger problem is he’s a alcoholic

[@cyborgorgeous]

Stop lying

[@walteradams2439]

I love the lady in blue @ 3:56 All this drama going on and she holds the door for them. She seems nice.

[@5477harry]

He wasn't asking for four loco...he was asking if he could steal 4 bottles of vokda 🥴

[@JC-kc1qi]

Would four be loco?

[@Rohanisinsane]

@@JC-kc1qi lol bro four is Loco

[@Jesspluxx5]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴

[@969kurt]

I know he says they can’t sell those bottles anymore but I’d bet they still end up selling them

[@nothingNovember]

I thought the same, sanitizer exists.

[@DubCmusicTV]

duh

[@MusicandDancing4Ever]

It wasn’t open so….

[@John-qd6xm]

They will be raising the price on those 3 bottles for extra crotch smell.🤣🤣

[@Bri-bl7jc]

I would think they would take the time to wash it with soap and water and sanitize. They will probably sell it anyway.

[@tylerplueddemann7140]

Thanks, you just made anyone watching this on apple call police and Android didn’t

[@gypsybluewaves580]

Lol

[@Bruuuuuh620]

Thief: Indian/Middle Eastern Jack: Adios! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@kidgoku2206]

💯🤨 lowkey racists 😹

[@redember9380]

He was indian

[@jassbrar2438]

Nope from Pakistan Punjabi accent gives it all away

[@kicorico3051]

@@jassbrar2438 His Indian, Not from pakistan because muslim are not allowed to drink vodka indian pujabi

[@pnjabimunda8]

@@kicorico3051 No they’re not

[@sneakycroww7732]

3 bottles?!?!? Omggg i would not be able to hold my laugh in if i was watching him thru the camera

[@archmichael3698]

Siri totally activated and almost called the police 👮‍♀️ 🤦‍♂️ you almost got me caught up! 😂😅

[@chase7192]

Same shit happened to me 😂 I spazzed when I saw Siri pop up

[@nomdutilisateur]

Hit that record button, horizontal framing. Wow, you nailed it!

[@stephenloflin4772]

He speaks perfect English when he's drunk.

[@gilmangus83]

The clerk say ADIOS to two Bengalis/Punjabis. LOL

[@paulcamacho8753]

I don't think they understood that "Adios" at the end. Them thieves are not spanish-parlants... love your videos.

[@CardShark_Chris]

They weren't going to pay full price no matter what. Indian stereotypes are spot on!

[@gregreitan3634]

I said Sorry, so everything is OK now, no harm no foul. This is the new normal.

[@ChantalsShoulderFly]

I'm surprised he didn't cry racism when he was caught. Seems to be the popular thing nowadays.

[@TheNamesJake]

Wat

[@PsychoticAmbitions]

@@TheNamesJake /s

[@jaskaransingh3146]

it was not the women's fault, it was the guy. she was even yelling at him. im sure she will yell when they get home.

[@diljotshoker1]

welcome to Merica

[@jraxreviewsxcosplayxmore6934]

NO! IM DEAD 😂☠️ WHEN YOU SAID HEY SIRI IT SET OFF MY SIRI 😂☠️

[@mbouffy]

In california they would have filled up a suitcase or a garbage bag while looking straight in your eyes.

[@idkmybffjv]

Because you saw a video of that happening recently, it means we all do it all the time.

[@mbouffy]

@@idkmybffjv 😭

[@MorningMotivationChannel]

@@idkmybffjv California is a world renowned shithole and haven for theifs. Coming from a non- American

[@Bippyboi]

@@MorningMotivationChannel coming from someone who lives in Cali you are 100%right

[@woah.one89]

@@MorningMotivationChannel thieves exist everywhere dude

[@equinoxx]

My Apple HomePod heard this video and asked me ‘should I call emergency services?’ When you said ‘hey Siri, call the police’ haha.

[@emperorsascharoni9577]

0:03 That was the most SUS L1"look up at the counter" I have ever seen. LMAO

[@aakao2593]

I love how the lady in scrubs politely holds the door open for Jaximus and the thief.

[@zachariahscott6648]

@3:55 I have never really seen Jacksimus Maximus get physical with a thief before. J.M: "You're waiting here for the police! Get your hand off me!" Come on Jack, left hook, throw a left hook! 😆😆😆 Btw, this bullfrog was only willing to pay for 2 out of the 3 bottles that he stole. His wife had to pull out the third one for him. Lol

[@Chr0mePisto1a]

Respect to the lady in scrubs who held the door open for 3 people while they were screaming at each other hahaha.

[@yoboisteven1741]

Probably works in a hospital or something. People will come into hospitals huffing and puffing for one reason or another so she's probably used to it at this point

[@mikeduncan7761]

Imagine him clenching the vodka in his cheeks

[@jareds-tits]

you would like that

[@budzilla6168]

How about not

[@ChantalsShoulderFly]

Cheap vodka with a side of E. Coli Mmmmmm 😋

[@mikeduncan7761]

@@jareds-tits no i wouldt

[@mahammad]

@@mikeduncan7761 I would 😩

[@Alzrad]

Oh the joy I feel when I see there’s a new GSE

[@Fremen1971]

This deserves more thumbs-up!

[@cru_b6078]

When you said hay Siri call the police it activated my Siri and my stomach dropped but luckily it didn’t register the call

[@imamisfit445]

Dont mess with JMax!!

[@mewinthedark8513]

atleast jack is getting better at making the camera work lol!

[@wetlettuce4768]

He's discovered landscape recording!

[@mattb7589]

This mans commentary is absolutely legendary

[@DeanFrankovis-kp2nq]

Right?! I always comment that he should be a comedian! He's hilarious and quick witted!

[@greatestever3827]

That's " Uncle Fester !" From Adams family !!!

[@base1b2626]

I so sowwy sir I so sowwy you caught me sir I so sowwy! Jack "Yea you look pretty sorry to their bud! " lol

[@ejdill9488]

you are so good on making these videos your voices and sacasm and iokes are ridiculously good you need a tv show

[@12pak]

This 1 is ALLTIME

[@PineCityStage]

The VA must be givin him the stealy-pills instead of his sleepy-pills.

[@ChantalsShoulderFly]

lol like that lard of shit ever served

[@oldmanfromoc7684]

He probably stole the hat too!

[@user-ln7of9gs4s]

I doubt this guy is a veteran…I don’t think he would even qualify to be a cook in the movie Under Siege.

[@Achilles_696]

and that would be Xanax

[@haitolawrence5986]

Love the ARMY cap. Yeah, I'm sure he's a vet. 😏

[@kingjman1994]

Wow Jacks phone recording looked so crispy and clean he must be taking some filmography classes. 😊

[@cljoe35]

The alcohol path is a terrible path I regret taking it. Everyday sober is a victory

[@mac_-mtlmcal]

I'll drink to that...lol...nah just kidding congrats

[@jessicalinbarnett]

Congrats I haven’t really been drinking for so long 😁 I’m proud of myself 🥰🥰🧡

[@cljoe35]

@@jessicalinbarnett ❤️

[@jessicalinbarnett]

@BeerGod 40oz 😪

[@cljoe35]

@@jessicalinbarnett lol you earned a subscriber. ❤🎉

[@lolaridgeback5875]

it all goes on in this gas station.

[@jennakeller7273]

wow this was what I needed to start my July off right 😂😍

[@MrMaddox57]

yep, lol. will drink to that!

[@nothinghere198]

Every thief after theft: “Do you have something you don’t have?”

[@terrijofilms305]

LOL, the narrator is hysterical! I worked in Loss Prevention for almost 10 years, from 1983 until 1992. People are strange. 😵‍💫

[@Saharaaa97]

Watched this faster than a theif looks up at the counter 👌

[@chillinwithdylan636]

Poo Doo *thief 😎✌

[@tabethathomas5470]

Anytime I walk into a gas station. I feel like if I look up @ the counter I’m going to be known as a theif😂😂😂

[@ThorTyme]

dude my siri went off. Please dont say siri call the police

[@bestfunnyvines246]

Then uninstalit

[@shnapkracklepop3049]

I need more vids! I’ve watched them all 3 times!!! I don’t condone the thievery but it’s soooo damn funny bro!

[@ex-serialkiller4803]

He was so mad he forgot to say “Hey Siri” 🤣

[@liltacodaddy4002]

shoutout for the lady that held the door

[@PaulTrepanier]

Great Video--Good Catch--Commentary On Point as Usual! Keep up the Great Content.

[@jayjohnson3305]

The lady saved him dude didn't call because she pleaded.. he sure was looking to get blitzed...

[@derek4177]

That lady pretty surely was involved

[@MeneTekelUpharsin]

@@derek4177 I think he told her he needed to go to the bathroom so she stopped at the gas station. Didn't seem like she knew and she had nothing to gain

[@derek4177]

@@MeneTekelUpharsin well I don't think so. She didn't seem shocked or surprised at all and it seems like they know eachother for a longer time, the way she is physically touching him and trying to "excuse him" and evade the situation.........it seems not like this is the 1st time and also it is not her issue / business at all.

[@jayjohnson3305]

@@MeneTekelUpharsin it's possible she could have been involved but it's also possible he's been caught stealing before and she already knows he steals.. we won't ever know for certain tho... the only thing we know for sure is he's a thief and a bad one....😁

[@KungFuMojo]

Why am I thinking about Russell Peter's comedy right now? "Okay, okay.. I pay for Vodka now. My vodka, your Vodka... same, same. We family." LOL!

[@شیرنرسَماءاعراف]

I speak the thiefs' native language his wife kept asking him why he did it.

[@djslip_irie]

Thanks for the info. I felt bad for her.

[@user-jy3zl2vp4b]

Did it sound like she knew he had a problem? Or did she seem utterly shocked??

[@jonmacdonald5345]

What language was she speaking?

[@mohitmathavan]

@@jonmacdonald5345 its punjabi

[@mohitmathavan]

@@aman541 its punjabi