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@Handl3sAreStupid2 жыл бұрын
This guy looks like he had 3 bottles of vodka before he came into the store too.
@landshark11912 жыл бұрын
Stored at perfect body temperature up his ass. A slight adjustment was made in the bathroom
@MrMaddox572 жыл бұрын
not unheard of! that cheap stuff sells multiple times a day by the SAME now drunk people stumbling back in for more!
@TheJadeFist2 жыл бұрын
Maybe that's was intentional.
@Vishnu_Karthik Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised no one made this comment, the dude looked wasted AF slurring his words
@nyla2983 ай бұрын
Drank it in the bathroom 😂
@richardb60682 жыл бұрын
“I did pay for it.” We all must’ve missed it.
@simplywonderful4492 жыл бұрын
Hate to say this, but his culture considers stealing to be okay if done against someone who has something they don't have, as if it's for some "eternal reward". When we've dealt with his folks we very often find that they've tried to con us on giving change, or even later claiming they were "shorted" on how many they got.
@PJ-po7fu2 жыл бұрын
@@simplywonderful449 what's his culture? And surely every culture steals right?
@Oreosmilkshake2 жыл бұрын
@@PJ-po7fu Arab
@alwwqe2 жыл бұрын
@@Oreosmilkshake he's not arab
@snake_a04982 жыл бұрын
All 700k of us lol(rounding to the next 100 guys)
@HimanshuGupta-fz2hm2 жыл бұрын
The woman says in punjabi language : "Kyon kitta...paise deo.." Which means : why did you do it...pay him now.
@manikaggarwal20182 жыл бұрын
They are Pakistani
@vaddix99802 жыл бұрын
@@manikaggarwal2018 no shit. OP translated what they said. So I think he knows the language
@FirstLast-cc6cv2 жыл бұрын
She was definitely his better influence, she was very remorseful of his actions and wanted to right them
@saintrico34562 жыл бұрын
@@FirstLast-cc6cv then she should have made him wait for the police
@manikaggarwal20182 жыл бұрын
@@vaddix9980 correct Punjabi language is spoken across the broder
@turkfebruary58362 жыл бұрын
I never realized how big of a problem this is. It must be exhausting having to watch everyone like a hawk and trust nobody.
@thisisgettingold2 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure 1.9 million subscribers and a profitable small business is "a problem", like this guy's alcoholism is WAY more of a problem... I don't think standing there all day while having a huge monitor in front of you with instant playback capability could possibly be "exhausting". Seems like you have a penchant for the dramatic.
@TheEnd-eg6wq Жыл бұрын
@@thisisgettingold I think he meant mentally exhuasting, babysitting full grown worthless adults.
@UmamiPapi Жыл бұрын
It displays the degradation of society. Many adults stealing cheap candy.
@TheEnd-eg6wq Жыл бұрын
@@UmamiPapi Vodka isn't candy
@UmamiPapi Жыл бұрын
@@TheEnd-eg6wq 1. Says you. 2. I'm referencing their other videos.
@KyleDavidHall2 жыл бұрын
This guy didn't even try to be sneaky with this one 😂
@sixten84932 жыл бұрын
Actually, he did try to be sneaky by frequently glancing at the camera with a mysterious expression on his face while committing petty crime. As if he gained invisibility for a second there. Drinking and thieving 👏🙄
@vif31822 жыл бұрын
Can't get caught if you don't even try to get away with it.
@turboturtlehead2 жыл бұрын
He looks like he’s well past his sneaking days
@wetlettuce47682 жыл бұрын
Oh he did try being sneaky by pretending to be a senile old man once he was busted.
@antonydabossman40012 жыл бұрын
He literally looked at the camera when he tucked it in his pants lol
@keithsearfoss20122 жыл бұрын
The lady at 4:00 is so nice to hold the door for everyone during the altercation 🤣
@seancallahan6032 жыл бұрын
A real MVP
@u_mbreon41122 жыл бұрын
She deserves one free water bottle, she can grab it at any time any day so it makes it fun and interesting. With the okay of GSE lol
@heybeautiful93602 жыл бұрын
She didn’t even get thank you 😂
@historyhunter52152 жыл бұрын
Awww darn it... I just said the same thing... She is gorgeous too....😆
@redherring99512 жыл бұрын
So um.... I'll buy that ball sweat vodka Jaximus Maximus... 60% off sound good? 🤝
@fallondeere92012 жыл бұрын
“I’m calling the police “ * buys 1 doge coin and checks other stocks
@ronnie30672 жыл бұрын
More like Ethereum
@tankcrypto2 жыл бұрын
@@ronnie3067 more like bitcoin, ethereum, and link
@TheDeadMeme272 жыл бұрын
Imma dump all my shitcoins into fard tokens rn
@HH-uv4iw2 жыл бұрын
Str8 g
@HH-uv4iw2 жыл бұрын
@@tankcrypto tu chill mar
@NappyWayz2 жыл бұрын
Jack: “Wait for the police. Go. Wait for the police. Just go!” Thief: 🤔🤯 *Spilts in two.
@kieshafields2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@22lilacsky2 жыл бұрын
😂
@abhijeet1887 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@johnchavez74872 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised he was actually able to fit 3 bottles in his sweats without them dropping
@iambored48962 жыл бұрын
I believe it’s called being fat
@maniacsnack33742 жыл бұрын
Same
@abdool19722 жыл бұрын
Plastic bottles stick to sweaty skin pretty good.
@Brindle_Boxer2 жыл бұрын
Probably has custom thief pockets sewn into the inside of his pants 😂
@victorbogen15582 жыл бұрын
It was in his pants noy sweater and he was wearing a shirt not a sweaters the guy said it drop down his pants cuse he had stuff it in his pants u did see what he did
@Bigcockcarlos2 жыл бұрын
I find myself avoiding looking at the counter every time I go to the local gas station now.
@dickdiamonds34102 жыл бұрын
Ha me too. I never steal anything but now I'm paranoid of being profiled
@icestationzebraassociates24602 жыл бұрын
I think if you just avoid the part where three bottles of vodka make their way into your pants, you're probably good. XD
@deveelvraat34042 жыл бұрын
I moved from the inner city to the suburbs and I had this habit of looking up at the counter just to see which girl was working. And then I noticed that they started to follow me around when I was shopping. That stopped once I stopped looking at the counter. It's clearly a sign for them, it's a potential thief, a red flag.
@redherring99512 жыл бұрын
Definitely don't thief scratch and save all big fat duce's for your personal throne
@jareds-tits2 жыл бұрын
Cool
@Mountains-xp2ue2 жыл бұрын
This is were the thief's guild sends their members as a final test.
@tobirama59962 жыл бұрын
He failed our test
@thepjup45072 жыл бұрын
god damn it. this got me way too good. i fucking hate you. im crying laughing you piece of shit >:'(
@amberlopez74772 жыл бұрын
thieves*
@hansgoober352 жыл бұрын
This guy walks like the Penguin from Batman
@Korpsaws2 жыл бұрын
“I’m calling the Police” *starts randomly checking his emails
@azmolhossain92442 жыл бұрын
i do that too, hoping person would just leave.
@mblend272 жыл бұрын
@@azmolhossain9244 The problem here is he was telling him to wait for the police
@Tom_Ate_952 жыл бұрын
@@mblend27 do they ever call the police? Seems like you can just try your luck there.
@ens0rcell6832 жыл бұрын
@@Tom_Ate_95 its a waste of police resources for something of such little value and they cant keep the person there anyways. They say it to scare them off so they don’t try it again
@willissudweeks10502 жыл бұрын
@@ens0rcell683 But I live in a pretty nice area. I can see that happening elsewhere but here they take it really seriously.
@Flight14Clique2 жыл бұрын
He wasn’t even trying to be smooth about it 😂😂😂. Can tell he didn’t care if he got caught lol
@BlueOvals242 жыл бұрын
He's probably one of those idiots that believe all store have fake security cameras. Still, even from the counter I'm sure it looked painfully obvious.
@dandee27712 жыл бұрын
Hes stealing 3 bottles of vodka and can barely walk. My guess is he was gonna drink himself to death
@lrowerowe72072 жыл бұрын
Right he was so obvious.
@flejt71072 жыл бұрын
Na hes just too complacent since hes prob done this hundreds of times
@benvasilinda97292 жыл бұрын
As an army vet, him wearing that hat while stealing really pisses me off. His wife has obviously been through this before, I can tell by how upset she is. He was hiding it from her as well.
@scarecrow559fresno2 жыл бұрын
hoah
@johnsampson63872 жыл бұрын
What's the problem? He was just using his military discount 😂😂😂
@newfront67862 жыл бұрын
He barely speaks english. doubt he served
@alexluna15412 жыл бұрын
@@newfront6786 you’ll be surprised
@zfjames2 жыл бұрын
he wasn't a vet and she was bluffing
@jds84382 жыл бұрын
Just walking around the store is probably the most exercise he’s gotten in his life
@bakcort2 жыл бұрын
He's a veteran
@dr.jillalicecooper258711 ай бұрын
@@bakcortI can buy 100 veteran hats or shirts today lol
@post.102 жыл бұрын
That guy was 100% walking like that on purpose so that he wouldn't seem suspicious walking like that afterwards trying to keep his pants from falling down from all the extra weight
@mkvnwk2 жыл бұрын
Nah man, he tried to clear his drain in the bathroom, but it was to stopped up.
@halosrusty2 жыл бұрын
That’s his “claiming welfare walk”
@JD-xf5so2 жыл бұрын
Ur drunk
@CC-uy9wp2 жыл бұрын
Yeah no way this guy thinks on a level like that
@ReapingTheHarvest2 жыл бұрын
Got the wounded military vet thing going on for sympathy
@timothyvarner2 жыл бұрын
The hideous leopard print mask is a bigger crime
@SunilSharma-yf3ln2 жыл бұрын
True!
@wildone5052 жыл бұрын
😂
@gilmangus832 жыл бұрын
A mask the idiot does not know how to wear.
@teetoys762 жыл бұрын
Come on Timmy . Do we actually care about the mask 😷!? Ooof !!!
@DursunX2 жыл бұрын
looks like women's underwear
@98violetz2 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t help but feel badly for the woman with him. It seems like the man may have had some major issues and she’s been doing damage control for him for quite awhile…truly sad that she’s relentlessly apologizing even though she did nothing wrong. I know she’s trying to prevent him from getting in trouble, but it still doesn’t undermine the fact that he’s now become her burden.
@TheKomentor Жыл бұрын
Their relatives in India who would have been telling everyone proudly that they are settled in the US, will now be feeling ashamed of them.
@frankgrimesification Жыл бұрын
Yeah....it's called being an enabler.
@GeorgeSukFuk6 ай бұрын
Her staying there apologizing when being told explicitly to leave? I wish both of them had been arrested, thrown in jail for a solid time then deported
@kunfussed2132 жыл бұрын
I lost it already when he call him a little rattlesnake. 😂😂😂
@remedy1352 жыл бұрын
He was clenching his cheeks because he had a 4th vodka hidden between them 😂
@jsimmons99692 жыл бұрын
Thank you for that image.
@charlietango9362 жыл бұрын
At this point, I would just tell him to keep that one. 🙌
@remedy1352 жыл бұрын
@@charlietango936 hahaha same he can just take that one home😬
@Wisdomatic12 жыл бұрын
I love how you guys always just act like nothings up until they leave. Then it’s go time.
@MrFitness942 жыл бұрын
They said apparently it’s not theft until they leave the premises. So technically they can’t *do* anything until he leaves
@skeletalknight2 жыл бұрын
Of course. They do it for the content.
@jeremybutcher132 жыл бұрын
@@skeletalknight or because its literally not stealing until they leave....
@skeletalknight2 жыл бұрын
@@jeremybutcher13 Have you ever heard of "concealment"? Look it up.
@TheEnergydrinkguru2 жыл бұрын
@@skeletalknight But that's just one element of a proper stop. If he stops him and accuses him of stealing before he passes all points of purchase, it could be considered harrassment.
@AmarilloMusicAB2 жыл бұрын
You should’ve called him “Mister Ben-Chode” 😂😂
@feizalmoolla19462 жыл бұрын
Alias Makre Choud
@thedarkwolfv72332 жыл бұрын
The "slippery little rattlesnake" bit never gets old 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@ozmond2 жыл бұрын
If you can’t afford a cheap bottle of vodka you shouldn’t be drinking
@dillongaines46512 жыл бұрын
This is sober logic. Try using drunk logic :D
@alecnolastname43622 жыл бұрын
Or alcoholic logic
@Yui789esss2 жыл бұрын
alcholoism ain't no joke...he has much bigger problems than being broke
@imre4562 жыл бұрын
Don’t tell me how to live my life…*burp*
@moemoe182 жыл бұрын
19 year old me laughs in Popov
@alaskayoung60012 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for his wife or whoever that was she sounded so embarrassed☹️
@From_A_Diverging_Timeline2 жыл бұрын
Yeah right she was in on it probably.
@homerfry92342 жыл бұрын
Its all part of the game
@br3ad4202 жыл бұрын
it's probably an arranged marriage, who wants to be married to someone who cheats at anything
@chriswalsh3982 жыл бұрын
I bet she is not embarrassed when she sits on the benefits line.
@gordontheengineswifedr.nirmal2 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised his wife is Desi. Dude it’s chalo pher, not adios
@danedi29512 жыл бұрын
4:57 HE “ADIOS”ES HER LMFAOOO
@drx61392 жыл бұрын
New sub who just binged watched a ton of Gas Station Encounters. What I’ve learned to not look suspicious: 1)do not greet the clerk 2)do not look at the camera 3) do not scratch or touch nose 4)do not wander 5)do not ask dumb questions and 6)do not stare at the handmade sandwiches no matter how delicious they look! That should cover it.
@toadsworth7822 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna do all of that and end up paying lol
@candlercando2 жыл бұрын
Maximus making the guy walk toward him to ask the question with those Vodkas when he knows he has the Vodka is so good
@austinvenable63 Жыл бұрын
“I CANT HEAR YA!!” 😂😂😂
@markharrisllb2 жыл бұрын
I’m a recovering alcoholic blessed with 26 years sobriety, alcoholism is never an excuse for theft.
@wheatish2 жыл бұрын
Stay strong, one day at a time!
@leorush81712 жыл бұрын
Congratulations dude, that’s a huge milestone
@Goochbag82 жыл бұрын
Good on you lad! It's not easy!
@ethanpok12 жыл бұрын
For me it's weed. I smoked almost every day from the age 17-24 and now I've been without it for 8 months. I miss it sometimes but I feel good without it
@Jimboishere112 жыл бұрын
@@ethanpok1 It's a bastard. Keep going mate ✌🏻
@theephemeralglade19352 жыл бұрын
This man is a Masterclass (tm), of concealment, and evasion. I am amazed that you were able to crack this one.
@anonymouscommenter76892 жыл бұрын
Did you just trademark a word?
@jasminesmith46372 жыл бұрын
@2:25 LMAOO that awkward waddle from him trying to conceal the stolen goods😂
@stephenouma2 жыл бұрын
You suppose to charge him 3x the price for stealing.
@mudmixahhh2 жыл бұрын
Please
@stuey77772 жыл бұрын
this is the way
@NGNetwork12 жыл бұрын
3? i'd charge him 10x
@sleepy43252 жыл бұрын
Do they do that here or at FavTrip? I can't remember
@jv36002 жыл бұрын
@@sleepy4325 They used to do that here in older videos. Haven't seen it happen anytime recently though.
@aericraadley2 жыл бұрын
you cant hit us with a cliffhanger like "looks like he got away" and then two seconds later "or does he?!?!" lol dramtic tension at its finest ladies and gentlemen
@majora362 жыл бұрын
when he said that I was like awww... then immediately followed by ooooo
@yosserhughes1392 жыл бұрын
And he did get away. No cops, no charges…. Yup, he got away.
@captainthunderbuns6772 жыл бұрын
@@majora36 same here!
@timeghost822 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail shows the confrontation. We don't see that up close shot unless they're being called out.
@aericraadley2 жыл бұрын
@@majora36 and when he said JAXIMUS MAXIMUS i was like helllll yeahhh
@walteradams2439 Жыл бұрын
I love the lady in blue @ 3:56 All this drama going on and she holds the door for them. She seems nice.
@Chr0mePisto1a2 жыл бұрын
Respect to the lady in scrubs who held the door open for 3 people while they were screaming at each other hahaha.
@yoboisteven17412 жыл бұрын
Probably works in a hospital or something. People will come into hospitals huffing and puffing for one reason or another so she's probably used to it at this point
@TheJewelleryWorkshop2 жыл бұрын
The commentary on these clips 😂😂😂😂
@Thefree_mandecker2 жыл бұрын
THE best hahahaha. Itty bitty baby steps baby!
@mr.tortelduck2 жыл бұрын
N-word
@mudmixahhh2 жыл бұрын
👌
@HarryBallsss2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.tortelduck they had their way with you growing up? Yup I figured! Haha
@TheTyisawesome2 жыл бұрын
That's why these are so popular!
@nemraps2 жыл бұрын
"Puh-Lease" 🤣🤣🤣
@Music_Medium2 жыл бұрын
😆
@pescmocc692 жыл бұрын
More like: paul lease
@kccasem13302 жыл бұрын
you spelled PLEASE wrong
@rickgrimesgaming82952 жыл бұрын
This is the Puh-Lease pull over 🚔
@zanairodupree21452 жыл бұрын
NEM 👊🏾
@tbrinkley1122 жыл бұрын
Thank you sooo much. I laugh so hard at these vids!
@jraxreviewsxcosplayxmore69342 жыл бұрын
NO! IM DEAD 😂☠️ WHEN YOU SAID HEY SIRI IT SET OFF MY SIRI 😂☠️
@loyaltyisroyalty56162 жыл бұрын
That’s my grandfather. I am thoroughly embarrassed
@marsxSIN2 жыл бұрын
Are you serious? If so, get him some psychiatric help because this kind of behavior for a man his age, besides being juvenile, is obviously related to a bigger issue he hasn't dealt with. Maybe he needs more stimulation/excitement in his life so he won't commit petty theft for the thrill.
@drewwhy55412 жыл бұрын
@@marsxSIN I’m pretty sure the bigger problem is he’s a alcoholic
@cyborgorgeous2 жыл бұрын
Stop lying
@bigpan33472 жыл бұрын
"Jaximus maximus" need a hero costume already put JM on the chest of it lmao
@brantwalker2481 Жыл бұрын
This was the first GSE video I found and I’m glad I did
@gilmangus832 жыл бұрын
The clerk say ADIOS to two Bengalis/Punjabis. LOL
@MizzzKitty2 жыл бұрын
I would love to see when the cops actually show up and deal with the slippery little rattlesnakes...😆😁😊
@davidsandall2 жыл бұрын
The cops are not answering these calls anymore
@benj39112 жыл бұрын
@@JohnnytNatural It's a waste of their time. Petty theft is a joke if it's under $xx dollars.
@MeneTekelUpharsin2 жыл бұрын
Being viewed by thousands of people is much worse punishment than being charged with petty theft
@brianglade8482 жыл бұрын
Around the local Dollar stores, he's known as "The Potato Bubbler"
@siryizzir2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@locabynature2 жыл бұрын
best nickname ever!!! 🚫🥔🤣
@billgates23392 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO XD
@phazebeast73732 жыл бұрын
Yes! It's like a local legend or urban legend 😶
@unfknknown96782 жыл бұрын
Really
@emperorsascharoni95772 жыл бұрын
0:03 That was the most SUS L1"look up at the counter" I have ever seen. LMAO
@kingsakchefsalif702 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the videos and making real funny to watch
@rembleekah87222 жыл бұрын
His wife knows he’s a damn alcoholic.. lol
@MrArgus111112 жыл бұрын
she's in on it. Are you serious?
@tunasalad39192 жыл бұрын
@@MrArgus11111 I highly doubt that. South Asian women don't drink alcohol in general. And I don't think she would risk committing the offense for a cheap vodka bottle. The dude must be hiding it from her, so he can drink secretly without getting her wrath for alcholism.
@LuisGrande2 жыл бұрын
@MrArgus11111 Incorrect. She said something along the lines of “why did you do it, why are you doing this, you did not pay” in their language. She seemed rather disappointed.
@parassharma7800 Жыл бұрын
@@MrArgus11111 She is not. I can understand her language, she is asking him what did he do.
@campblood2 жыл бұрын
i like how he just walked in when the lady opened the door for herself.
@JohnnyTromboner2 жыл бұрын
My favorite tactic to get people to leave is telling them to stay right here lmao
@mattb75892 жыл бұрын
This mans commentary is absolutely legendary
@DeanFrankovis-kp2nq11 ай бұрын
Right?! I always comment that he should be a comedian! He's hilarious and quick witted!
@guerreroeric12 жыл бұрын
Jaximus is just geeking watching the monitor as this guys stuffing his pockets with vodka 😂
@Bruuuuuh6202 жыл бұрын
Thief: Indian/Middle Eastern Jack: Adios! 😂🤣😂🤣
@kidgoku22062 жыл бұрын
💯🤨 lowkey racists 😹
@redember93802 жыл бұрын
He was indian
@jassbrar24382 жыл бұрын
Nope from Pakistan Punjabi accent gives it all away
@kicorico30512 жыл бұрын
@@jassbrar2438 His Indian, Not from pakistan because muslim are not allowed to drink vodka indian pujabi
@pnjabimunda82 жыл бұрын
@@kicorico3051 No they’re not
@BostonGrl79 Жыл бұрын
Gas station encounters cracks me up!!😆
@sneakysquirrel42532 жыл бұрын
Love these titles and names lol always creative and funny
@takingagamble70322 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna walk in and act hella sus for 20 minutes then end up paying. Having him look through the footage.
@karenv3252 жыл бұрын
..so sad to watch. A man with a drinking problem who probably brings a lot of shame to his innocent family.
@jeremyphillips30872 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it was hard watching that lady. She's probably been through this before.
@beefwellington93712 жыл бұрын
It’s not hard to not be a piece of shit. Not sad, conscious decision
@br3ad4202 жыл бұрын
@@jeremyphillips3087 Arranged marriage?
@rorshakks2 жыл бұрын
meh
@jojosantiago22112 жыл бұрын
SOB could've paid for it. When he threatened to call the police, he then wanted to pay for it. Yeah right.
@lolaridgeback58752 жыл бұрын
it all goes on in this gas station.
@liltacodaddy40022 жыл бұрын
shoutout for the lady that held the door
@Irishjim4012 жыл бұрын
I also manage a gas station in the Northeast, and I deal with this regularly. The company I work for has very strict guidelines, so I definitely live vicariously through you guys while I do my best to stay professional and minimally polite 😂
@switch123456782 жыл бұрын
And what does "staffed" mean in this case? Wouldn't it have been better to sell the vodka to the man instead of keeping it?
@zfjames2 жыл бұрын
rip jimmy
@TheDrunkCook11121 күн бұрын
Did anyone ever try to short change you?
@greatestever38272 жыл бұрын
That's " Uncle Fester !" From Adams family !!!
@jcbuckeye Жыл бұрын
They don't press charges if it's below a certain amount. That is why they never really call the police
@bacongod42042 жыл бұрын
Love how real these are
@jamesr57412 жыл бұрын
I'm feeling Jaximus's energy. I love it! Don't worry about calling the cops, just vocally shame the thief. More satisfying.
@chrisbeeclean15792 жыл бұрын
easily one of the best channels on youtube. i love watching confrontation.
@MrMaddox572 жыл бұрын
me too! amen!
@alexrXX2 жыл бұрын
Love the commentary!
@trishmich18643 ай бұрын
Your commentary is hilarious!!! 🤣
@5477harry2 жыл бұрын
He wasn't asking for four loco...he was asking if he could steal 4 bottles of vokda 🥴
@JC-kc1qi2 жыл бұрын
Would four be loco?
@Rohanisinsane2 жыл бұрын
@@JC-kc1qi lol bro four is Loco
@Jess-yq6bx2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴
@trapazoid34052 жыл бұрын
The voice overs are amazing 😭
@archmichael36987 ай бұрын
Siri totally activated and almost called the police 👮♀️ 🤦♂️ you almost got me caught up! 😂😅
@KungFuMojo2 жыл бұрын
Why am I thinking about Russell Peter's comedy right now? "Okay, okay.. I pay for Vodka now. My vodka, your Vodka... same, same. We family." LOL!
@OrionsAnvil2 жыл бұрын
I've been wipping everything I get from a convenient store with hand sanitizer ever since I started watching these. Way before covid.
@paulcamacho87532 жыл бұрын
I don't think they understood that "Adios" at the end. Them thieves are not spanish-parlants... love your videos.
@CardShark_Chris2 жыл бұрын
They weren't going to pay full price no matter what. Indian stereotypes are spot on!
@ZoMa19962 жыл бұрын
I live for the commentary 😂
@muffdiver49732 жыл бұрын
The narration is the best part.
@sneakycroww77322 жыл бұрын
3 bottles?!?!? Omggg i would not be able to hold my laugh in if i was watching him thru the camera
@zachariahscott66482 жыл бұрын
Okay, I just watched this episode a couple more times, and now that I am paying more attention to the details, it is even funnier than before. I like the part where the thief walks back in and tries to lie about already paying for those vodkas! 😛 He is like the most brazen thief in G.S.E. He showed absolutely no shame at all for stealing. Lol
@vodkatonic8142 жыл бұрын
Haha love your narration!
@jflsdknf Жыл бұрын
"I paid I paid" The IQ of a slug
@stephenloflin47722 жыл бұрын
He speaks perfect English when he's drunk.
@11Kslingshot2 жыл бұрын
I was in Hy-Vee yesterday and scratched my head. First thing that ran threw my mind was...They think I am stealing! So many rules to follow now.
@narupickles79822 жыл бұрын
brah i've been up all night watching all your vids.
@whatbrettdid2 жыл бұрын
The absolute stones on this guy
@equinoxx2 жыл бұрын
My Apple HomePod heard this video and asked me ‘should I call emergency services?’ When you said ‘hey Siri, call the police’ haha.
@mbouffy2 жыл бұрын
In california they would have filled up a suitcase or a garbage bag while looking straight in your eyes.
@idkmybffjv2 жыл бұрын
Because you saw a video of that happening recently, it means we all do it all the time.
@mbouffy2 жыл бұрын
@@idkmybffjv 😭
@MorningMotivationChannel2 жыл бұрын
@@idkmybffjv California is a world renowned shithole and haven for theifs. Coming from a non- American
@Bippyboi2 жыл бұрын
@@MorningMotivationChannel coming from someone who lives in Cali you are 100%right
Honestly it was nice to have the cashier not call him names even tho the guy was totally in the wrong. I love these videos and it was refreshing seeing the cashier being more relaxed and not calling the thief a bunch of names
@ahahahah9079 Жыл бұрын
i know you said this a year ago but I am also not fond of the name calling
@InASpiralState2 жыл бұрын
the titles of these videos get me every time
@zachariahscott66482 жыл бұрын
@3:55 I have never really seen Jacksimus Maximus get physical with a thief before. J.M: "You're waiting here for the police! Get your hand off me!" Come on Jack, left hook, throw a left hook! 😆😆😆 Btw, this bullfrog was only willing to pay for 2 out of the 3 bottles that he stole. His wife had to pull out the third one for him. Lol
@gregreitan36342 жыл бұрын
I said Sorry, so everything is OK now, no harm no foul. This is the new normal.
@-HughJass-2 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he didn't cry racism when he was caught. Seems to be the popular thing nowadays.
@ImPatrickStarl2 жыл бұрын
Wat
@PsychoticAmbitions2 жыл бұрын
@@ImPatrickStarl /s
@jaskaransingh31462 жыл бұрын
it was not the women's fault, it was the guy. she was even yelling at him. im sure she will yell when they get home.
@diljotshoker12 жыл бұрын
welcome to Merica
@alexisjones15132 жыл бұрын
Jack just look like he ready !!!
@terrijofilms3052 жыл бұрын
LOL, the narrator is hysterical! I worked in Loss Prevention for almost 10 years, from 1983 until 1992. People are strange. 😵💫
@969kurt2 жыл бұрын
I know he says they can’t sell those bottles anymore but I’d bet they still end up selling them
@nothingNovember2 жыл бұрын
I thought the same, sanitizer exists.
@DubCmusicTV2 жыл бұрын
duh
@MusicandDancing4Ever2 жыл бұрын
It wasn’t open so….
@John-qd6xm2 жыл бұрын
They will be raising the price on those 3 bottles for extra crotch smell.🤣🤣
@Bri-bl7jc2 жыл бұрын
I would think they would take the time to wash it with soap and water and sanitize. They will probably sell it anyway.
@JassZoigel2 жыл бұрын
Hey, thanks for keeping jacksimous around, it finally paid off, and what an amazing angle he captured!!!
@keanangillett85842 жыл бұрын
sunset backdrop was a nice touch🤣
@Hwblue24 Жыл бұрын
Omg you just almost had my Siri home pod call the police 😂😂😂…I had to scream nooooooo
@PineCityStage2 жыл бұрын
The VA must be givin him the stealy-pills instead of his sleepy-pills.
@-HughJass-2 жыл бұрын
lol like that lard of shit ever served
@oldmanfromoc76842 жыл бұрын
He probably stole the hat too!
@user-ln7of9gs4s2 жыл бұрын
I doubt this guy is a veteran…I don’t think he would even qualify to be a cook in the movie Under Siege.
@Achilles_6962 жыл бұрын
and that would be Xanax
@aakao25932 жыл бұрын
I love how the lady in scrubs politely holds the door open for Jaximus and the thief.