The Real Gotham Pot

[@copperheadchris2807]

these are more effective than the actual commercials

[@DARKredDOLLAR]

Copperhead Chris I know right? I feel like I need all this shit immediately now.

[@Azure_fae]

1:25 "it can hold more urine than you can imagine, as long as you can't imagine 5 quarts." This is the comedy i subscribed for

[@Nothing64290]

Yes

[@MedicFromTF2_REAL]

These videos make me appreciate how quick witted he is

[@WhatWouldDimeDo]

My favorite zing-dinger of this whole zang-banger.

[@thelegion4698]

It's one of those "technically not lies" corporate lines, because nobody fucking knows what stratches means.

[@watterson.darwin]

Batman reference if you know you know 1:13

[@doiu92]

"Not even Batman can find his way into this. The pasta will be safe 🙂." _Finally, the days where Batman will stop stealing my macaroni are here._

[@-cobalt3223]

I mean to keep my pasta safe I just eat it all in a single bite and superglue my asshole shut like that one guy and pray to god that batman aint gay

[@bigbraintime3300]

Is nobody really gonna talk about that emoji got affected with the font

[@starlet_nekomiya]

@@bigbraintime3300 It kinda scares me.

[@rainabove1945]

Rorschach breaks into your apartment at 3 AM just to steal your cold beans

[@thomasboi2255]

How'd you do that font

[@VarinderBhandal]

It's the pot that we need but not the one we deserve.

[@JadTheIronyUserK]

Varinder Bhandal Yes.

[@pumpkin6429]

Your profile picture just owns that statment.

[@dillongeditz3768]

Varinder Bhandal 666 likes looks like this little fucker is Lucifer

[@venom_waz]

Its the pot we didn't deserve bit the one we didn't need

[@UnamusedBouche]

No, we deserve this one.

[@Chrisrianna]

"it never scratches cuz it's never itchy" That's a genius line right there.

[@lbpetsexotics6139]

Fucking died

[@umariqbalhussain6563]

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[@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513]

Haha i get it, cause inanimate objects cannot feel physical discomfort, I will now engage in making spontaneous sounds and movements of the face and body that are the instinctive expressions of lively amusement and sometimes also of contempt or derision

[@justinvaughn2277]

@@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513 You've turned the very simple phrase "lol" into a weird account of normal human function 10/10

[@fruitycalamity6672]

Yup it said that

[@jessieqk12]

2:02 had to watch this part at 0.25x speed and she’s literally pouring the pasta way outside the strainer. I hate infomercials.

[@watterson.darwin]

AYO ur right

[@gamaholics8556]

Ego wtf

[@stepbruh2327]

Women amirite

[@ayam8850]

I hate people who waste food.

[@EvilSantaTheTrue]

@@ayam8850 technically they aren't wasting food since billions of bacteria will feast on the macaroni

[@TheChaosDragoness]

Some men just want to watch the world drain.

[@Pedakin]

The Chaos Dragoness 10/10

[@ComedicPause]

noice

[@jetjazz05]

Drain the swamp #TrumpTrain

[@despairox]

The Chaos Dragoness like team skull?

[@jadenmajors4481]

I want to watch the world wet (0W0)

[@BatmanisBatman]

I've had this product for years now. Infact I created it.

[@NaderSunna]

damn straight

[@thesuckysix4242]

I thought Wayne Technologies created it.

[@HeroAndReporter]

Is this what you do in the cave?

[@Avesfox]

cook me sum o dat delicious pasta n cheese, daddy Wayne i promise I'll be a good Robin and not be killed off again. :3

[@kirby-rh5js]

You merely adopted the pot. I was born in it, molded by it

[@Notrealkirkhammett]

0:50 "It never scratches, because it's never itchy." That quality content

[@goawayrayy]

Mini Kiwi it also can’t spell scratch correctly

[@crecr4te]

Mini Kiwi I heard edgy.

[@Notrealkirkhammett]

@@goawayrayy it never stratches XD

[@audiodood]

oh

[@JaydevRaol]

🤣

[@an-9498]

That actually looks likes a really good product

[@hobogaming8115]

but you already own a collinder and a pot. why would you need it

[@an-9498]

@@hobogaming8115 so it dosnet spill over

[@NickTQ101]

@@an-9498 unless a drunk toddler is doing the cooking, nothing should be spilling. Pot to strainer. How hard could that be for people

[@dzemohendrix]

YES!

[@froggyslap]

... bc it’s non stick

[@ekjotmultani8329]

This isn't the pot The people want, it's the pot the people need

[@crazyconspiratard6696]

Eric Michaels. Yeah, I could go for some pot

[@del2479]

some gotham pot*

[@amaneyugi2701]

I actually have those pans. they are not stick free. everything sticks on it. whenever we wash it water and stuff gets all stuck inside the handle and it’s time consuming to try to get it out. so I give up trying to clean it out and just let water boil out while I’m cooking.

[@36sinners]

Ok

[@mohammadfahrurrozy8082]

Thanks bro

[@corcheetos]

That's why I use cast-iron pans. If you take care of them, nothing sticks.

[@renkii_0]

Thomas Johnson Amen. All that flavor stays in there too. If you ever make a grilled cheese sandwich, put it in the cast iron, crack the lid and watch the magic happen. The cheese melts and the bread gets perfectly crispy.

[@MrPbj-yl5bo]

you let the water boil out? wtf ur noodle too soft, just drain it like a human

[@Kindrov]

You merely adopted the pot: I was boiled in it, fried by it. I didn't see the oil until I was but done, and by then it was nothing to me but lotion.

[@thatguy3718]

Gold

[@TheJimmyCartel]

11

[@Section8dc]

That was amazing lol

[@marvelstudious4938]

Instructions unclear: boiled Batman instead

[@abdelrahmangaballa6049]

Marvel Studious lol

[@900Yugo]

Don't worry Marvel is getting desperate so they need to sell kitchenware products to survive. Lol

[@spinmann-2881]

Marvel Studious isn’t that how the corona virus started

[@sultanag3612]

@@spinmann-2881 lolol

[@sandwichmonster7067]

Might want to avoid any clowns for a while.

[@legoyoda645]

“You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself selling Gotham steel pasta pots” -Sun Tzu probably

[@radcut7404]

Moist Tzu

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsa9058]

That was actually The Joker who said that (not a joke), in regards to Harvey Dent, a respected police officer becoming the super villain Two Face

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsa9058]

@Paracxsm Actually, we are both wrong it was actually Gandhi

[@nowu_c_me123]

- the real sun tzu

[@deceseze]

Nobody cared who I was untilI put the lid on the Gotham Pot.

[@chucknorrisismypal]

"If I pull that lid off, will you die?" "It's a twist n lock."

[@roadworkahead4744]

I actually have the pan. The egg I made stuck to it

[@JeanMarceaux]

3 weeks later, is the egg still stuck?

[@weed3950]

Gurregg Lapann

[@froggyslap]

just kinda,, fused in there

[@Augenda]

Legends say the egg is still stuck on that pan

[@kute8083]

Mega oof

[@gunnysmack3163]

We REALLY need to talk about the fact there’s a typo at 0:51 on THE REAL COMMERCIAL

[@dapril]

Guess we'll suffer together

[@MedicFromTF2_REAL]

Stratches lol

[@leonfergozi]

Don’t you just love it when it never *stratches*

[@UnephenStephen63]

Omg never notice haha

[@jamesgarzo6967]

Now I regret going down the comment section

[@Macho_Fantastico]

why is he not paid to actually sell these products? I'd buy one and I don't even need a pot.

[@thelonepaperclip3241]

Macho Fantastico same

[@SurrealKeenan]

dangit, now I want a gotham pot

[@cynthiabrogan9215]

SurrealKeenan gothdam

[@riddledrex7537]

I have one and if I cook with it I put on a batman mask

[@_vnfr]

Gotham it

[@AbhisarRawat]

"wanna know how I got these scars?" "You refused to buy the Gotham Steel pasta pot™ "

[@brokenman4414]

when your pasta pot is so advanced it puts sliced bread to shame

[@trdarthbob]

Not anymore

[@oneish7454]

Brandon Leung m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/eXi4c3mgrbucfbM

[@meowlyn]

am i stupid or does this actually sound kinda practical...

[@sophiepie4135]

Aleenaa I mean I guess but it’s not that hard to use a strainer

[@racisthomophobe2806]

Less washing and more handy

[@ColorsAndStuff]

@Imperial Judesmen138 when the food blocks the holes... Hmm maybe give the thing a tiny jiggle or two. Same thing I do with a collandar anyways. Not a product for me, but this criticism is kinda weak.

[@daveywaves5325]

Why would you ask if you are stupid?

[@elderrusty541]

sophiepie people have trouble because they put it in the sink and dump the pot into it, when you’re supposed to put the strainer on top of the pot and flip it

[@_sargentocoelho_4441]

"It never scratches because it's never itchy" *It's hard to argue with his assesments*

[@LuvTonique]

Batman jokes aside this pot is actually really fucking rad looking and I actually ordered one after watching this. [5 year later edit]: Just letting everyone know, I still use this pot for spaghetti every so often and also like ravioli n shit, I strongly recommend it! It's actually, genuinely a good product.

[@WorthlessVagrant]

Eidilon update us if it works good

[@Skateandcreate9]

WorthlessVagrant must not have worked gooooooood

[@LuvTonique]

It works good actually :A

[@deadjuice1880]

I don't know how someone fucks up transferring macaroni to a strainer that bad without being mentally challenged or drunk, but it'd be nice to cut out a step when making spaghetti or Mac n cheese. How well does it strain? And does it do a good job at not letting shit stick to it?

[@jermafan111]

Dead Juice it drains good and yeah it doesn't stick as much as a normal pan but if you leave something cooking for too long it will

[@RichardSharkTitsBraun]

Intended as a satirical video, Gotham Cookware has made hundreds of thousands of dollars in the past few days due to KZbinr "penguinz0"s commentary on their trademarked pot design. Fans of the entertainer have been ordering the pot nonstop due to it actually having a practical and sound design. More at 11.

[@mauz791]

@@RAZ0RL0PEE sounds like Onion news

[@jwhite7643]

Richard shark tits and Erin the alcoholic. This sounds like a shit comic duo

[@fish4225]

"Sound design", you mean a barely useful gimmick? A solution for a problem no one has?

[@bingchillin3628]

It’s not about the cool features, it’s about sending a message.

[@UnderfedShmuck]

"It can hold more piss than you could imagine as long as you can't imagine 5 quarts" that was great

[@catherinestickels2591]

I love how at 1:00 in one they carefully use tongs, and in the other they just purposefully wreck that shit

[@iramlorok2715]

1:30 “food, lobster, body parts, animals no matter what you put in in the Gotham pot it can handle anything”

[@chaoticcosmicproductions6192]

"You'll never Harvey Dent it."

[@watterson.darwin]

I caught that too

[@senseinuuh]

Nice

[@mendozer3837]

Favorite line “It never scratches because it’s never itchy”

[@FenixCadeFGC]

I'm just gonna wait until it comes with the Oswald Cobble Pot

[@justinrobinson692]

This deserves more notice

[@kellyjohnson6826]

FenixCade you're a hero to me now

[@zekeram129]

FenixCade The pun the people of Gotham have been crying out for

[@jakewitcombe5304]

I want a brand of tomato sauce, mustard, and other sauces called Condiment King.

[@speciosa146]

For fuck sakes this is underrated

[@technomach9045]

For 30$ that is actually a pretty cool pot

[@ciel5943]

Techno Mach you know nothing of cooking.

[@technomach9045]

I do not, no :(

[@August090401]

+Ciel You're just trolling around insulting people that say anything remotely okay about the pot.

[@inessa5923]

KiaraVanwood Who the hell cares? You understand what she meant, why be bitter

[@mugnuz]

@@inessa5923 uhm... internet?

[@K0DeX]

STOP ACCIDENTALLY MAKING ME WANT THINGS

[@AMadar-kj5hb]

I actually think that Gotham pot would be great.

[@redwolfjo3_647]

don't. it's always a scam, that's why it's on TV

[@catherinestickels2591]

It looks nice, but not $30 nice. you can also just drill holes in the lid of an existing pot to achieve the same effect, albeit not as pretty

[@MisterBones2910]

That ceramic though.

[@AMadar-kj5hb]

I think the problem is that it would probably burn and fall apart after a few weeks. A good concept for a pot though.

[@MisterBones2910]

The handles, maybe, but ceramic is well known for its heat resistance.

[@Dragorosso95]

Who the fuck is that guy?! Where's my Anthony Sullivan?!

[@xPooogle515]

Dragorosso95 I think he murdered a hooker or something lol

[@xPooogle515]

Bit City I absolutely was, good lookin out friend

[@billysquare4208]

Dragorosso95 WHAT ABOUT BILLY MAYS?!?!

[@JohnSmith-hk1fz]

Big Laff He didn't kill her

[@younesismail4755]

Dragorosso95 It's Anthony Sully fucking Sullivan, Bitch.

[@martinhorvath4117]

I work as a chef, and this actually seems really cool, altough, we just pop the lid off a bit, and strain most of the water, and the rest we put in the strainer. But this eliminates the strainer part, which is convinient, when you don't have enough space in the sink or do multiple pastas at the same time. I'd actually rate this thing 5/5 (if everything works as intended like in the commercial)

[@katawatenshu]

can you imagine standing over that hot ass shit while it pours out that slow from that tiny opening and how wet your pasta will stay because of it?

[@smallfox8623]

Not sure if you're joking, but using the lid to strain pasta is not a bad way to do it.

[@THATNINJAHZ]

buttercrap so you want dry ass pasta tf

[@therealpotsmoan593]

no it isnt because you're letting the heat escape from the holes

[@LightTheMars]

The excess moisture will evaporate after you've removed the lid.

[@therealpotsmoan593]

iranizawesom88 i thought it was an oval shape, my bad

[@SpungleGrundle]

yo hold up let me strain my pasta, be back in 15 minutes.

[@doomb1ke]

He's still trying to strain his pasta a year later

[@mrbenjiboy9527]

You done?

[@Mitsushiro23]

Yo ded?

[@martinhodges572]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become *GOTHAM STEEL PASTA POT*

[@dinkchusby2768]

Y'all mind if I order a Gotham Steel Pasta Pot?

[@dinkchusby2768]

amanoncrack no I'm from spy boys

[@dinkchusby2768]

amanoncrack you drown in your own smegma

[@megaCK1000]

No go ahead G do yo thang

[@extrememiner9627]

*Rings the dinkster like it's a gay frog*

[@dinkchusby2768]

amanoncrack always happy too help people

[@JunKazamaFan]

I laughed harder than I should have at "You won't Harvey DENT it."

[@letsdraw3900]

Then, you have my permission to FRY.

[@wawaelias8842]

This foo had me dying 😂😂😂😂

[@noahswork7997]

😐

[@nigelbirch-mcbirchnigel-sc2358]

I became a Gotham Steel Pasta Pot due to my fear of the Gotham Steel Pasta Pot.

[@ditto9068]

0:10 Is it me or is the logo flipping me off?

[@rithrius5384]

"You wanna know how i got these pots?"

[@Thomas_Winters]

Pot dealer?

[@daphnealtstadt6518]

@@Thomas_Winters you called?

[@simionusatov8056]

"My father, was a salesman"

[@Pooopers]

it said "Never Stratches" on a .... professional advertisement?

[@mhypersonic]

people get mad when you don't agree with them what are they supposed to say

[@praveensharma9893]

welcome

[@Ghost-kr9nr]

they were supposed to say scratches

[@mhypersonic]

mmk

[@The.Breakfast.Burrito]

No they know exactly what they were saying. I can't tell you how many objects I've ruined by stratching them. It's a big problem in modern society.

[@420StonerShot]

“You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself selling Gotham steel pasta pots” lol fuckin died at that one

[@TombGoose]

Someone pay him to do real commercials.

[@nouprajy]

I like how the "O" in Gotham looks like someone giving you the middle finger. Sounds about right.

[@fragrantgingercalamari]

It’s not about the dog vomit. It’s about sending a message: nothing sticks.

[@adamjack7891]

0:50 "NEVER STRATCHES!" That's good to know

[@bloomingdaemon]

Good eye!

[@jaketimms6272]

It's never itchy

[@quistismason6909]

"It never scratches because its never itchy" I know my senior quote

[@spookythecrab]

Quistis Mason that’s a bad quote

[@quistismason6909]

@@spookythecrab Yeah I didn't end up using it lol

[@KingMB_XJ_Official]

0:05 the word "paboogabear" gets me every time.

[@warl0rdavenger820]

Creating a divine symbiotic relationship between science fiction and cooking utensils - that line was absolutely golden

[@falconpunch6360]

1:25 "It can hold more urine than you can imagine, as long as you can't imagine 5 quarts." LUL

[@capybarafilmstudios1620]

this is how companies should advertise their products, ngl, he should be getting paid for remaking the ad into such a convincing work of art. 👏👏👏

[@cptchromosome2325]

I wonder if they used this at the resident evil 7 thanksgiving

[@codyg6514]

Didn't you hear the Grandma? She was ranting and raving about the real Gotham pot throughout the whole dinner.

[@ataxium3624]

Gotham pot? I think you mean Oswald Cobblepot

[@Lameashellcosplay]

I legit laughed at that

[@andrewdonnell4093]

Good one

[@staggerlee2774]

Very clever. I enjoy you friend

[@They_Hate.06]

1:40 Such a beautiful story 🤧

[@katieparker5519]

Daniel Green cant hold a candle to Anthony Sully Sullivan

[@brygonjinflan6998]

Billy Mays is turning in his grave...

[@grantwilson4506]

>Detective steals Gotham Pasta Pot from a local vendor > "Come on man, I have kids to feed!" >"What's the matter? They don't like pasta? *snickers*

[@Liam-yl7pq]

"Food, lobsters," Touche

[@ruikaeni.5271]

I'm Pastaman, Gotham is in dire need of a vigilante to feed it's starving citizens.

[@DaReelSlimN80]

There should be Pastafarian churches built as well to provide pasta and the glory of Flying Spaghetti Monster

[@chelseasaunders212]

Shook my head when he said "harvey dent it"

[@zacksabresr.7409]

"It never scratches because it doesn't get itchy" That is so profound.

[@Pedakin]

So we just glossing over that amazing "then you have my permission to fry" line? Alright.

[@iaintgonna3717]

I KNOW RIGHT? *THANK YOU.*

[@StratBlackFishRa]

"Glossing" because it's glossy!

[@MrAndrewrock]

From the title I thought this was about Batman and Joker chilling together

[@Kg_qK]

0:50 "It never scratches, 'cus it's never itchy." Charles, you're a fucking genius.

[@thetismprism671]

Dr.Pavel i'm Chef Boyardee

[@thetismprism671]

It would be extremely painful

[@thetismprism671]

MrWilliser For you

[@YTMLP]

Now is not the time for ravioli. .....That comes later.

[@doom114]

+Smiley McGee >Not it would be extremely panful Disappointing

[@bruhcoin2361]

Why do I think I recognise your profile pic

[@jestemszympansem7154]

20 commercials before Charlie sounds so fresh and enthusiastic

[@GeneralCloudhopper]

As someone who has a very severe fear getting burnt while pouring posture or dropping the pot I feel like this would really help me

[@itscarl0zyall1]

"Harvey Dent it." Absolute gold!

[@splintermrx61]

Thats actually pretty useful if you dont like using a strainer and cleaning a pot and strainer.

[@dungfungus56]

You could say using pots and a strainer is the BANE of my existence

[@Consural]

2:13 "Ha! So that means you may give the money back after 90 da-" 2:17 "Oh..."

[@fakhri555]

Wdym

[@TheDr502]

0:51 "Never Stratches". Huh, I've never heard of that word.

[@chunkymunkey9182]

Stratches - def. The process of stretching while having to scratch.

[@russianlabs7837]

You barely adopted the idea of the pot. I was born in it, smoldered by it.

[@CaptainPrincess]

I unironically want one of those tho

[@N00BSYBORG]

Looks like the people of Gotham now have something to smile about when the Joker isn't gassing them to death for the 10,000th time.

[@barusu4492]

Everyone a gangsta until you forget to seal it and all your pasta gets passed down the sink

[@leosamon8462]

You've gotta admit, he's got some way with words.

[@shidder_mutt]

I got one of these. It works great.

[@benb9151]

I'm impressed that they actually cooked like 20 things for the advertisement

[@FransLebin]

Just crack open the lid a little bit and pour. Probably get you better straining than those tiny holes

[@godminnette2]

I mean I occasionally make dishes where I want to strain it but I have something like large pepper kernels in there I don't want coming out. Plus, it's a bit less precarious. A (seemingly good) pot and pan with reliable functionality and a good size ain't bad for thirty bucks. Now that it's been a year I can go see what others have said for it's longevity.

[@cyanbit]

How do you propose we crack the ballistic glass? I've got a breaching charge and an area in my backyard to blow shit up, if you want.

[@daltonmcghghy9215]

Those holes are larger and fewer than they appear

[@endthree03]

"Well, congratulations! You got yourself sealed! Now what's the next step in your master pasta?" "Draining this pot... with no spills!"

[@punprincess3214]

I'm glad this guy made batman jokes, it was necessary with the name of the damn thing

[@Nobody-iq1by]

jokes on yall hes secretly being paid to advertise these things *EDIT* wow! All the likes!

[@felix0-014]

And we are loving every second of it

[@3rdWorldMiss]

What joke? If he's being paid to advertise, and he's advertising, where is the deception?

[@Nobody-iq1by]

@@3rdWorldMiss because it's like a parody thing

[@3rdWorldMiss]

@@Nobody-iq1by my response supports the parody

[@Nobody-iq1by]

@Omega Man bro I get more pokes on Facebook from ur mom than 400 likes

[@actuallylucario1001]

It never scratches cuz its never itchy Me: Sounds legit

[@garageme6152]

Unironically if an ad that had Charlie saying stuff like this came on I would absolutely buy it

[@OSRS2ndBase]

"It can hold more urine than you can imagine, as long as you can't imagine five quarts." Pure fucking gold

[@giraffeorganic]

2:01 "you know what, i take that back, those look delicious"

[@madsstokes]

The amount of puns in this video is impressive.

[@fluffydamon800]

1:27 food,lobster,body parts, animals😂😭

[@gn6691]

I hate it when my vegetables start pissing.

[@mrspiffy8587]

"No matter how hard you hit it with your miniature sledgehammer, you won't *H a r v e y D e n t* it." That physically hurt to hear

[@Yshaikush]

Arkham pot is better.

[@praveensharma9893]

LostIceCream naw man that imported Wayne pot straight from Colombia? That's some quality pot right there

[@leonkuwata6536]

when gotham is high as balls, then you have my permission to toke

[@PvEGamingChannel]

LostIceCream You're joking, right? Arkham Pot has pretty much gained a reputation from having criminal noodles escape every other week just for Batman to put them back in.

[@floxy709]

jokes aside tho? this is a great thing and i want it

[@alyaawaad6834]

To be honest that looks like a good product! It doesn't stick it doesn't get scratched it has a built in strainer it's pretty big and the handles don't get hot. It's everything I want in a pot.

[@kerryw.5213]

Daniel Greene isn't professional because YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO GRAB A POT WHEN THE FIRE UNDER IT IS STILL ON 0:33

[@sagasmith9714]

Those eggs at 2:20 look faker than most Half Life 3 leaks