Ultimate Balance

[@ebolian.8147]

cool

[@AnishaBaruah-ly2io]

looc

[@daph.3643]

yea

[@daph.3643]

epic

[@daph.3643]

wow

[@xlyrate]

Cool.

[@TheHippieRat]

"We harnessed naturally occurring frequencies into a mylar hologram." He just said colors. Colors are naturally occurring frequencies. They put colors in their color thingy.

[@ZielonaPastela]

Ah, science mood. Did you know that your water contains dihydrogen monoxide? It can cause suffocation.

[@alittlerobot1469]

@@ZielonaPastela wow we should really outlaw that stuff

[@wizzem7890]

@@ZielonaPastela ah yes the floor here is made out of floor

[@joshuafallgren8498]

He said colors really fancy so people couldn’t tell

[@casuallyceltic]

I misread that as "harassed" and was really confused as to why someone would use that to describe a product.

[@tearenn3046]

"What does it do?" "It's based on eastern philosophies." Oh right. How silly of me to ask.

[@square5304]

@@kingmankingboy8743 lmao

[@KatzRool]

it's based

[@SpudNug69]

@@KatzRool I mean, how far east? Because if you go far enough, you'll eventually be west

[@Shoob-k5u]

So non-specific 😂 what philosophies? From where in the east? I bet it’s that vaguely Asian city from doctor strange *edit: I meant the iron fist city. K’un L’un

[@michaelringelberg8634]

Confucianism is the drip

[@alicelorina8079]

having a random guy in sunglasses saying "it's gonna be my next secret" is probably the creepiest way to advertise a bracelet

[@schoolaccount9203]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hJmwY6SBbbKVe8k

[@gayas3695]

@@schoolaccount9203 ikrrrrrr XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@hatuushitsha802]

@@schoolaccount9203 my ears hurt

[@thineevee7345]

What was his first secret??

[@hatuushitsha802]

@@thineevee7345 his eyes I think

[@fionatastic0.070]

I remember in middle school asking some boys (with complete sincerity) how the power balance bracelets worked and they got mad at me when they couldn’t clearly explain what it did lol

[@tylajo.moonflower]

It’s sounding to me like a power balance bracelet cult. 😂

[@BurritoMan85]

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE GREAT POWER BALACE BRACELET

[@distantignition]

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION BOYS

[@geoffreycrompton286]

2 years, 8 months, and just yesterday those comments got uploaded

[@amariboxill9033]

the government is gonna be super confused when danny writes off 30 wristbands as a work expense

[@arigraceagb]

here have a reply

[@aliceiscalling]

Like how Ethan Nestor had to write off hundreds of dollars of "adult toys" as video props

[@cammie2489]

@@aliceiscalling unus annus unus annus unus annus

[@RedFierceWings]

Imagine Eef trying to write off $200 of onions as "props" for the cutting onions vid too lmao

[@linneascameraroll]

@@aliceiscalling ethan and danny literally have the same voice

[@jasonhorton]

"With great power comes great balance" -THE BATMAN

[@igorkraljevski9191]

@@taralamlam1773 Што е ова, требаће да го стављаше линкот насекаде?

[@-ellie._.horn-]

“We’re going to need a bigger balance” - a shark

[@liamconlon2125]

@Sprite Wooosh

[@jamesfromteamrocketmcduck7288]

@@liamconlon2125 it's 4 O's add one more

[@DarkShadic9632]

Liam Liam Liam *Everybody liked that Reddit karma thanks for the gold kind stranger Stealth 100 Fortnite bad Minecraft good*

[@MaddyBlu9724]

This is literally just like the premise of those childrens books where the protagonist has a pair of "magic ballet shoes" or a necklace or whatever that helps them perform. But then it turns out that really, the magic was inside them all along!

[@silverdrag0n_]

why the fuck is that so accurate?? 😂

[@aubriem1944]

dude I loved that magic ballet slippers book

[@drthvrdr]

The power of placebo!

[@himanbam]

Nah it was mylar holograms on the shoes resonating with their energy fields

[@A.l.e.x.e.a]

😂😂😂

[@DrBear-rk4qb]

I'm a math teacher teaching statistics this term. This video has inspired me to write one of my final exam questions about the power balance bracelet and the placebo effect.

[@teddystuart4480]

Did you end up writing your final exam on this topic?

[@InfamousSwoosh]

The quality in that intro is incredible

[@eveybearrr]

:0 ur really cool :) omg tysm this is the highest likes I’ve gotten!!! **cries in veemo** TYSM FOR THE LIKESSSSS I WAS JUST BEING NICE TO ONE OF MY FAV KZbinRS AND I GET 20 LIKES TY AAAA

[@sebastianearly839]

hi fellow KZbinr I’m subbed too

[@spideybetta]

Yes.

[@gr-4919]

Wow

[@riskyy2657]

*omg i foundDanny deleted channel, here’s a link to it ->* kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKbdqJSagZeWhpI

[@lordatharu]

“Is it a science thing” “Yes, the placebo effect”

[@LOSTNIXXI]

its actually a lot darker than that 😭 these bracelets usually release radiation

[@sonk3374]

@@LOSTNIXXI what. Pls explain.

[@maigistr]

@@sonk3374 sometimes these types of things advertise as "negative ion" or similar and actually just straight up are made with mildly radioactive materials that are actively decaying as you wear the item.

[@sonk3374]

@@maigistr ok so I looked this up and you’re thinking of ionised jewellery which is not what the power balance band is but ionised jewellery has in the past been sold with thorium and uranium (radioactive materials) in it

[@maigistr]

@@sonk3374 yeah, just thought it was similar and most likely what the other person who replied was talking about. i don't think the power balance bracelets have thorium but other products similar might have.

[@shinitagari444]

i love how danny’s skits either turn into a romcom or some kind of murder mystery.

[@cs7811]

Aren't they the same?

[@sapphireclancy851]

That seem to be me

[@Spaghetti_slawter]

@@gaymansex7145 bruh

[@chiakinanami770]

@@gaymansex7145 no ❤️

[@Amy-oo7mq]

@@gaymansex7145 you do realize that the election was almost 2 months ago right?

[@morganleavitt8053]

I'm so glad you recognized the progress was because you just practiced and not from the wristbands

[@OneTopic]

Danny I would like at least three more subjects to participate in your sample group to ensure an untampered or influenced result. I await the results of your study.

[@sneepsnoop8639]

I love finding out that other KZbinrs are truely Greg

[@butterfliesonthebrain]

If Danny isn’t following the proper scientific method for his experiment, then the results are immediately deemed invalid, and I’d hate for that to happen. We have to keep Bill Nye happy.

[@lucyanselm8220]

Bro Curtis and drew neeeeed to do this

[@gronklevlonkle1717]

This shit's gotta be peer reviewed

[@slimeb-nd]

Why don't you get at least three more topics to talk about at a time?

[@OrangeSkys]

Me whenever I wrote an essay in school: "Conclusion: I don't know."

[@wormdoodles]

the end to every lab report I ever did in high school. could be the experiment. could be i fucked up. who knows

[@Hazelnutz3]

To my knowledge, based on the facts and information I have researched and come to have found, it appears that the information is unknown to, the author of this essay, myself.

[@nadaassem582]

same

[@instantmiso9921]

@@Hazelnutz3 that was beautiful thank you very much, anyways F see me after class-

[@tandemAT]

cool kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4qoho2MeL2Kf9k

[@nickt.2507]

Customers giving their testimonials: The spokesperson: I’m a little lost, but fair enough

[@-_enaemon_-]

( ˘ ³˘)❤️

[@sophiaphilip_]

fair enuf

[@Iron678Maiden]

you.

[@malashcafernandes4777]

F A I R 👊🏻E N U F👊🏻

[@notfunky9931]

Maybe

[@hypress1765]

quietly whispering to himself “wait $20 times 30 equa- YO WTF THIS MAN SPENT $600 ON POWER BALANCE”

[@eatingsyrup]

u realize danny is probably extremely wealthy right

[@dapperfist]

@@eatingsyrupbro lives in an actual house. he’s probably at least moderately wealthy considering today’s housing market

[@Random-sk6hm]

@@eatingsyrup omg danny has a house? 🥺 Im soo happy to here that

[@wesleywyndam-pryce5305]

@@eatingsyrup define wealthy, cause id argue he is not.

[@eatingsyrup]

@@wesleywyndam-pryce5305 literally what argument do you have tho youtubers make a lot of money from ad revenue, esp with him having over 7 million subscribers (across all of his channels). he has a nice house, and within some of his videos he spends a lot of money, for example in the more recent stroller vid he spends like 1000 dollars for a video prop, and another example being in his slime music vid he has a lamborghini behind him.

[@synkloites]

plot twist: danny's energy field was so huge he just always had the effects of the band

[@Brymil90]

Wow

[@Brymil90]

@Among Us kzbin.info/www/bejne/mX67Y32eZrl5f6s

[@ahmadbemat7804]

You've got 999 I'll make it 1k

[@blue-yq1th]

So many likes yet very low replies

[@synkloites]

@@blue-yq1th its not a very arguable comment

[@mollietaylor9901]

danny: imagine if i had thirty of these me: he didn’t...he didn’t...he wouldn’t have danny: i bought thirty of these

[@nadiahnad787]

Hahaha omg i have the same thought😂

[@ambersomething1693]

I knew as soon as he said that specific number, he mass ordered them 😂

[@prohipitied]

700th like

[@scottstroh2564]

Damn I read the comment section too early

[@scottstroh2564]

Spoiled it for myself

[@itsmikeloll]

So nobody’s talking about how if this didn’t work, somebody would have died at the hands of Danny

[@evangeline9096]

No cause if they didn't work he would've tripped on his way

[@draculandscout9450]

Correction: somebody else would have died at the hands of Danny.

[@midgetman.g3075]

@@itsmikeloll Danny has killed someone before...

[@chrisdominguez2229]

asinloveyunz.linK

[@alexanderhammes4284]

I'm reading this a couple of minutes into the video and honestly, I'm scared of what's to come.

[@theunbalancedcharge2077]

I was away from phone when Danny was testing it, and at the exact moment he got on, the video paused and I thought he just had amazing balance

[@Fire_Assasin]

Same LOL

[@skywrecker]

Danny with all those wristbands looks like a mid 2000s goth kid

[@johnjackson393]

Metalcore boi

[@andrearupe8094]

My thoughts too 😹😹

[@AmirHajri]

666 likes im not liking

[@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng]

Scenecore Danny scenecore Danny

[@wanny9141]

@@joshroehl6098 why?

[@LeeorAlexandra]

Seeing that you actually have 30 of them made me actually cry of laughter

[@j1430]

oh it’s you

[@M0nkee_mode]

I choked

[@PickleFox]

But..... Y?

[@winterfromwisthollow]

Leeor😍🥰 The fact that you watch Danny makes me irrationally happy

[@michaelmantinaos8330]

Haha me too!

[@moonycanwatch]

I'm from East (India) and i can confirm that we learn how to balance better in our schools. It is one of our most sacred philosophies

[@samhitasv4067]

Yes that's exactly what we're doing in school rn. I can confirm it

[@nghiavan8952]

It’s called *yoga*

[@chickenfoot2423]

do you pray to the balance gods? i heard theyre a pillar of east societies

[@moonycanwatch]

@@chickenfoot2423 we do. In fact every year we have a balance gods festival where we stand on 1 foot for 24 hours while juggling 6 balls

[@randomestchannel]

@@moonycanwatch when dat man falls off cliff:

[@Rio4001]

I’m east of America (UK) and can confirm; we have perfect balance and it’s in all of our philosophies.

[@jf2801]

Something about Britain being called the East is cracking me up. 😂

[@breadspread9457]

The only things that makes y'all "eastern" are the resources y'all stole from eastern countries 😭🙏

[@raptorhawk9078]

I put on ten of these bracelets and now I can’t lie down cause my balance is to good

[@wolvie1618]

I put on 20 and I can't fall over at all. I even threw myself at the floor and started levitating instead.

[@ashishere771]

I put on 100 and I made the mistake of jumping and I can't get down

[@eyebotthegreat]

I put on 100000000 and I’m currently rocketing into space at 299792458 mph. I will not be coming back. The bracelets won’t let me go down.

[@TheoreticalTerrain]

I put 100000000000000000 on and now I’m with the aliens

[@eyebotthegreat]

Update: I’ve cycled back around somehow and crashed into another 100000000000000000000 bracelets. I will soon breach the fabric of reality itself. Touching the ground has become a myth to me.

[@TheHollycopter]

Don't eat the soup, there's blood in it.

[@calebbbb.1]

K thanks

[@qxuuiinnn]

they do it for a reason

[@ezsqueezy_]

*E V E N B E T T E R*

[@rissieholifield2322]

Memento mori. Only the real ones will knoe

[@anonsforker8629]

@@rissieholifield2322 Unnus annus

[@daydreamer412]

Being a child: Gets launched from trampoline, goes up in the air 15 feet, hits the hard ground, and walks it off just fine Being an adult: I bent over and touched my toes and now I’m seeing stars and my back is broken

[@StupiderWithAB]

I make videos that nobody likes to watch. You should try watching them.

[@dragonsarelit5522]

@@StupiderWithAB no

[@2BrosOfficialGaming]

proof that little children are indestructible

[@gdcomponent4359]

proof that little children do not exist

[@thatchonkyfonky3327]

Me being a child with arthritis: Well what the fuck am i meant to do now?

[@skyairplines]

as an Asian, we learn how to have ultimate balance from the moment we're out of the womb. i myself were the most balanced baby my family have ever seen. balance baby.

[@spoonsmcgee]

The highly superior sequel to boss baby

[@me0wth01]

Kurtis

[@ToccataEtFugue711]

Kurtis

[@evieplayz_gaming]

Kurtis

[@foury4ver]

Kurtis

[@janetandamocha7874]

What if we thought they were talking about Asia, but "Eastern Philosophies" actually refers to New Jersey

[@tsuyuasui2334]

Everything is legal in New Jersey

[@skyferrari]

LMFAOOO

[@jadeisjade]

funny

[@DriftPiss9000]

@@tsuyuasui2334 I see, a person of taste

[@bzymek7054]

It may be Floridian philisophies, it kinda sounds like something The Florida Man would use.

[@CassidyDrew13]

"In conclusion... I dunno." *me at the end of every essay in high school*

[@Jeanette.P]

18:38

[@superemoboi2050]

@@Jeanette.P Thank you

[@bramvanharen689]

@@Jeanette.P thx

[@MontCerene]

Me everytime I graduate

[@LoganAllec]

i actually use 9% when doing everything else and 12% when watching your videos danny because i am truly greg!!!

[@snowgras]

Woah

[@samhasavan4562]

Ok

[@ianang6731]

Im the 69th like lmao

[@yoskiUCy_TfipEEJ9f]

Use code beat kids in the fortnite item shop

[@LoganAllec]

@@ianang6731 congrats bro

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

I think it's like a Placebo. Your body is convinced that it's supposed to be better at balancing because that's what the wristbands say they do, and so it just....forces itself to balance better

[@yan_nie0]

*“You can’t deny an entire continent- or actually just an entire direction: east”* I cried

[@korigarber3641]

And then there's this boy in my grade who says babies and two of the states are fake Edit: he also says Antarctica is fake

[@danihaze444]

The east knows this

[@yoshita4140]

@@danihaze444 HAHAHAHAHA

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

@@korigarber3641 the fake states are Wyoming and Wisconsin.

[@2BrosOfficialGaming]

Why? It was a good joke!

[@CheerUp2]

Danny going: "In conclusion.....I dunno know?" Is the same energy as the Power Balance bracelet saying "You decide what our product does."

[@ZenithAstrology]

What about the “little cat licks lady”? 😆

[@emilyb.8219]

I don't know know

[@lunyxminecraft4013]

Placebo!

[@lyricgenius5644]

Plot twist: he’s actually sponsored by irenew bracelets

[@callmeturg]

@@insertsomeobscurereference500 iRenew. *holds up white bracelet with iRenew written on it in Sharpie*

[@gaybutnotthatgay]

irenew irenew you dont know neither I

[@angelbuttonfly]

www.change.org/p/irish-justice-department-make-revenge-porn-a-criminal-offence-in-ireland

[@zapthebird8141]

@@angelbuttonfly WTF

[@sotrego1273]

@@angelbuttonfly um wut

[@DEADisBEAUTIFUL]

Wonder if Danny has ever watched Penn & Teller’s Bullshit. I loved that show. It put so many things like this on blast. They opened what was supposed to be this exclusive restaurant that offered all of these crazy types of water that were either filled with certain minerals or that came from some glacier or something. They sold these bottles of water for astronomical prices and the customers could also taste test them. The customers would explain how they differed from one another and how they preferred “this” one to “that” one. Thing is…every single bottle of water they served………had been filled with water using a garden hose at the back door of the restaurant. Such a good show.

[@jenm1]

If they paid a lot of money and are being watched, of course they're going to make stuff up. It's not necessarily them pretentious. I hope they got their money back. What a stupid demonstration

[@DEADisBEAUTIFUL]

@@jenm1 They didn’t actually pay for anything at all. The whole point of the show was to see if people actually could tell the difference between the supposedly different kinds of water. They were under the impression that they were spending an outrageous price for the water, but as it was nothing more than a blind taste test they weren’t charged for anything.

[@Munisk52]

Making stuff up just because you spent money is, in fact, very pretentious. ​@@jenm1

[@fritothedemon6647]

The results are in: Danny is better at things after practicing.

[@Olivia-zd7dc]

Who would’ve thought?!?

[@Everettalla]

Oh... well shit.

[@constance1979]

I broke the 666 trend. Your welcome

[@viviennemonteith4855]

Kingman Kingboy why??? Why did u send a KZbin link to endlessly summer😅

[@stevenvoutchkov]

I was about to say

[@burnthekeys7682]

"Imagine if I had 30 of these" Depressed look on Danny's face Me: please no...

[@jeyyran]

the universal face of 'my impulse control has failed me'

[@spiritedsodamnfaraway]

so much trash:(

[@OhNo0o0]

I thought he was gonna say, "Well I don't". But reality was far more terrifying than fiction.

[@franchescapepaj6611]

He’s literally so adorable

[@Bee-kv5tx]

These kinds of products all go in one category: P L A C E B O

[@kazzuukie]

225 likes no comments lol

[@damsapollo]

Underrated comment.

[@theweirdcat3814]

Is your profile picture that cursed little lumpy face squishy Moriah Elizabeth did... and hates because she thinks it’s ugly

[@etcho0]

THEY’RE GAZEBOS, THEY’RE BULLSHIT :3 (sorry I just rewatched it I had too lol)

[@Grimblxde]

Saw the profile and went to go watch m.e. lol

[@artic9993]

as a basketball player who has, on multiple occasions, fallen suddenly while dribbling, yes balance is key

[@Amy-fd9xp]

Danny should remove the stickers from the bracelets and stick them all over himself to achieve pure and ultimate power

[@Queen-ty1xz]

It would be like the movie akira

[@Simonporter89]

Bad idea, that's how you create Danny Thanos He'll be driven to genocide by his obsession with keeping things perfectly balanced

[@supernaturalisbae7919]

yes

[@hoodiegirl7307]

Well he would need to eat atleast 4 dates for full affect

[@sunstreak4200]

@@Simonporter89 danos

[@75095]

I love how they are selling the placebo effect as a bracelet

[@crackpotpolitics5986]

Accurate

[@lookinstupid5007]

Wassup old getting

[@kaylayoutube56]

Lol thanks you!

[@im.olivuhh]

EXACTLY

[@prudencecutwa2973]

Lol

[@malmal8863]

Danny’s 6th grade crush watching this: “wait I had a pencil case like that”

[@justbbricks]

Oof

[@aidan1473]

@@justbbricks if he glad

[@charlotte6154]

*y* *e* *s*

[@charlotte6154]

@@aidan1473 r/ihadastroke

[@carto4028]

Damn you missed out on a hunk of a man 😭

[@lukasgus8434]

I know this is an old video now, but actually balance is probably one of the most important aspects/abilities in most sports I’d say. Balance is an underrated skill, it goes hand in hand with agility

[@ivy8178]

therapist: celebrity big forehead danny isn't real, he can't hurt you celebrity big forehead danny:

[@anneg3065]

lolololololol I just burst out laughing in my history class, and i'm supposed to be taking it silently... (O-O)

[@ILOVINUYASHAALOT]

Look up Ben foster in the movie hostage and tell me that isn’t Danny Gonzales

[@ivy8178]

@@ILOVINUYASHAALOT wait...it kinda does tho

[@anneg3065]

@@ILOVINUYASHAALOT HOLY SHIT

[@ausernameiguess7058]

he's terrifying

[@cl570]

What danny said about his bicycle modification is actually a true thing in psychology. When a user of a product can recognize distinct sounds it makes, they feel more satisfied with the product and / or think it does a better job. Designers make car doors have a distinct sound when you close them, they tune how loud the engine is for the driver depending on the car, and it even goes as far as vacuum cleaners. Most people opt for loud ones because they feel like it's really doing a good job, but in reality it's just a psychological thing, vacuums can be near completely silent and still have the same power, if not, more.

[@shadow_shine3578]

Ok but why with vacuums I hate the loudness. I understand but I hate it.

[@cattowrr]

im going fast and you cant say otherwise my pokemon card thats been there for 3 years is tired

[@VraerynDaDragon]

My car has an actual sound generator diaphragm attached to the air intake to generate a sound to make the engine sound more "sporty". It's really funny when you think about it.

[@emileebaker8520]

For car doors it's a more solid "thump" when it closes. Because our brains are conditioned to see heavy things as more valuable, luxury car manufacturers will add weight to car doors because, even though we now make cars out of much lighter material, we still associate that solid door thump with a quality automobile.

[@a1exneedsahamdleplease]

@@shadow_shine3578 same I feel like if vacuum more if not for the loudness😅 other than that though I’m definitely guilty of all the other things mentioned lol

[@frisandlin8876]

"how can a bracelet possibly make you stronger?" Danny's clearly never seen ben 10

[@florencembah2626]

Hahaha....that was a way a though 😃

[@santi_super_stunts2573]

The omnitrix is a watch tho

[@frisandlin8876]

You’re a watch

[@LeLe-zg7er]

@@frisandlin8876 true

[@julietzeszutek8988]

ISHKAKABAK THATS SO FUNNY

[@therealevilmudbug]

3:14 damn he has a plate full of criminals?

[@Bidensucks1]

Crimin- Os

[@nitya8708]

top tier kurtis reference

[@_zoom606]

This room is abundant with criminals

[@sleeparalysisdemon1164]

​@@nitya8708 It's also a troom troom reference

[@AsherPBone]

​@@nitya8708huh? No this is a troom troom reference I thought, did somebody named Kurtis do something like in the troom troom video?

[@annchalos2270]

“17 Mississippi. That’s more twice as many Mississippies.”

[@_ryannefrancis_2824]

Thats 7 syllables

[@Luna-lq1jn]

Imagine snakes saying Mississippi -.-

[@ogkubzscouter743]

Luna “missssssisssssssssssissssssssspissssssssss”

[@riley7673]

@@_ryannefrancis_2824 what is?

[@uhhStone424]

x2 +1. So close enough

[@sophiae3018]

shrodingers bracelet: the bracelet is simultaneously working and not working

[@srorrim]

omg 😭

[@ravelnavarro9625]

@@srorrim why are you crying

[@ninaminette4182]

THIS REMINDS ME OF BIG BANG THEORY 😭😂

[@jinx7641]

@@ravelnavarro9625 😭

[@dontrunwithscissorsproduct1312]

why does shrodinger have so much stuff

[@alex_thee_weirdo9591]

Balance baby **Kurtis rushes through holding a baby on his finger**

[@james9614]

Yasssss

[@carolinepage4830]

im dead! that baby must have had some mylar holograms on

[@nikkijewel1285]

I was waiting for this comment.

[@ElpSmith]

Whose baby is that?

[@tunafish5462]

@@ElpSmith I don't know🤷🏻‍♂️

[@no.6269]

15:20 For some reason I laugh every time about the way he says the 8th mississipi

[@torimartinez7918]

He really missed a great opportunity when he was talking about his crush having the holographic pencil case and her having great balance to say “I never saw her fall... for me” 🥺😢😢

[@toaster400_]

My exact thought 😭

[@thenightwalker9408]

OMG yes... i thought " if Kurtis did this video..." 🤣

[@torimartinez7918]

@@thenightwalker9408 lmao yeah Kurtis definitely would have said something along those lines haha

[@chrisdominguez2229]

asinloveyunz.linK

[@sabbyjrs]

not to one second your time or anything but kzbin.info/www/bejne/o4jNe6R7r5adr9k

[@sara-ng4mz]

ah yes, eastern philosophies "this wristband's hologram will provide you with the ultimate balance" - sun tzu, the art of war

[@MDLN-sf9fg]

When did technoblade get here

[@wesleysmith8950]

"stop misquoting me you fucks" -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

[@pluto3194]

@@wesleysmith8950 "Yo I never said that" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@elizacomics2329]

Thats techno’s secret, his crown has a mylar hologram

[@srorrim]

mmmmmscreaming ☠️

[@whyareyoureadingthis7911]

Drew’s videos: ok let’s talk about these weird old TV movies and videos Danny’s videos: I bought 30 wristbands that help me balance

[@Panfoul]

They really are not the same person

[@whyareyoureadingthis7911]

I guess they’re not

[@bunnyraptor420]

@tiyana taylor I think he's the other Danny.

[@whyareyoureadingthis7911]

@tiyana taylor he’s Danny secret twin brother who is an ex-viner and also a commentary KZbinr. His channel name is Drew Gooden.

[@Hypnogely]

Except for the videos and tour... Has anyone ever seen them together?

[@maniczzz]

30 bands? 4 dates? Danny you’re getting too powerful

[@mildlyconcerning]

I mean he should've already had no weakness. I don't know I guess I just assumed balance was included in the almond umbrella.

[@nwefe]

when he took out the power balance bracelet the little “paid promotion” thing showed up and it looked like he was sponsored by them lol

[@humnaali5759]

I didn't see it

[@Th3Anoma1y]

i’m sorry

[@logan8894]

no

[@hiimjohnquinones2971]

The campy acting makes sense now...

[@tobiassiagian2562]

Are you serious, he was literally sponsored by hellofresh lol, look at desc

[@amysnable329]

“In conclusion...idk”. Me trying to summarize literally any point I make

[@jamesfromteamrocketmcduck7288]

Me in all of my persuasive language arts essays

[@hharveeyyy]

hahaha literally me

[@xdiablo8033]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@amysnable329]

@@jamesfromteamrocketmcduck7288 lmaooo " In conclusion, just take my word for it and give me a passing grade, please and thank you"

[@PowWowAnimations]

Ngl Danny looks kinda cute with all that balance he's wearing.

[@prstunt7767]

Ikr

[@rachelgolubiewski5580]

Isn't he always XD

[@rachelgolubiewski5580]

And the way his hair flops be like ~

[@plutonicgnat115cool5]

He got that new balance *drip*

[@TulipMawlz]

PFFT

[@krool_aid9835]

the thing that Danny said about his bike is actually partly true. We associate certain concepts with certain senses, like the motorcycle sound that Danny's bike made. Because motors are typically faster than a bodily-powered mechanical function, and motors make that specific noise, it tells our brain that it goes faster. Kind of like a response to a TV released in the 2010s. Basically, after release, everybody claimed that the remote felt too cheap and they didn't like it, making people not buy their product. The way that they fixed this was that they added a weight into the remotes, making no other changes to the design, and then relaunching the weighted variety. Immediately, the complaints dissolved, and all the lighter remotes were discarded. People associated the heavier weight higher quality, metal>plastic, etcetera, etcetera, but useless things like that still have a place in association,, even now that they're unnecessary.

[@JeanMarceaux]

My fav story about this type of thing comes from the Devs of Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory. Players were complaining that one of the starter SMGs, the Thompson M1, had an unfair advantage over the MP40. The guns had identical identical stats in their damage, accuracy, and fire rate, they were basically the same gun. The only differences was that Thompson sounded beefier and bassier. The devs changed the sound to a slightly higher pitched one, and the complaints ceased.

[@krool_aid9835]

@@JeanMarceaux yooo wait dude I've heard of this before! This is actually an amazing example of it, kinda funny but it worked? Stuff is crazy

[@gabbirucci5401]

The bracelet only has a 10 year life span and that’s why 2020 is so bad because everyone’s bracelets wore off

[@_lol.imagine_]

Omg smart 😳

[@ddjsoyenby]

i knew it!

[@ethereallvr]

@Snowpaw Shaw corona-

[@smcphee8499]

That’s why I keep falling down?

[@iguessthisisnowmyname2258]

I’m gonna buy a whole cargo truck of these

[@florp1230]

Danny always looks photoshopped into wherever he is

[@OGworry]

FR

[@Sophie-kk2lx]

Cause it’s drew

[@OGworry]

@@Sophie-kk2lx gooden?

[@Sophie-kk2lx]

@@OGworry yup

[@uglyasswhiteboy5082]

That’s cause drew has to edit the videos of himself to look different

[@IceDragon978]

"Based on Eastern philosophies" is just another way of saying "Ancient Chinese Secret".

[@pretty948]

So basically it's from china

[@loops8274]

Which is another way of saying "something I just made up"

[@IceDragon978]

@@loops8274 Yeah, pretty much.

[@aribowman]

Nah man, they got it from Maine

[@bigtoefungusvs.friedpochun7612]

@WANT SÈХ - Rita 25 y.o ! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! By the way, you spelt channel wrong Also please stop making these fricking accounts

[@colinboice]

Drew: “You can’t deny east” Flat earthers: “ I’m about to end this mans whole career”

[@theseepingcicada8448]

You mean Kurtis?

[@haleydunning3819]

"asia has some kind of good abilities. put them in a braceltet" -the creator of these things, probably

[@unintentionalmishap.]

Yeah, we have like rice and stuff.

[@Apollo_G]

braceltet

[@daddymememaster8133]

braceltet

[@thineevee7345]

@@daddymememaster8133 braceltet

[@willbenedict6950]

Braceltet

[@KirbyCos]

This feels like a 2 Danny 2 Furious video. It just needs a La Croix.

[@christosdoesthings]

For the longest time i thought this WAS a 2 danny 2 furious vid. I always watched it alongside the other second channel vids, and never checked the channel. I just found out it wasn't from this comment

[@Fafuchess]

Yeah you're right, it's a little bit more goofy.. a little bit more whacky 🤷🏻 needs La Croix though :(

[@LYD7ADE3TZ]

Fr

[@Allmylovelyc]

The last one: “you know where this ones gonna go” Me: uh

[@peacefroge3517]

Same

[@nickkamila]

hahhhahaa same 😂

[@peachnotperf]

same

[@gigilobato]

i'm glad i wasn't the only one

[@Apple_Bapple]

lmfao same

[@shaun9625]

Danny single-handedly keeping Power Balance in business

[@adrienscrown2079]

Danny using two wristbands as earrings made me realize that he’d probably look pretty nice with real dangly earrings

[@mundaneal]

Agreed. Put this man in some gold! Get him a crown! But, yeah, jewelry looks good in so many ways. What's not to love about accessorizing if you can?

[@CaitlynHallart]

I read that as "dongly" at first. Very different vibe.

[@Artfu1_d0dg3r]

Exactly what I was thinkin

[@recon_freak3319]

Daaaaaaam u right

[@spacedudejr]

Yeah he really has the neck for that

[@set9055]

iRenew: + 0 accuracy + 0 strength + 0 balance - 20 intelligence - 20 gold

[@nat2057]

+ 0 Heehoo/Gongoozler protection

[@jontyiscool9201]

Lol

[@jasonchiu272]

+ 100 placebo effect

[@Leg1503]

When I was young, my mom wanted to get one for me as a souvenir. The only problem was that the guy who was talking about ions and stuff didn’t really care, so when I asked him how these ions even matter, he just admitted that it was fake. We still got it for some reason tho

[@santisanti1762]

@@Leg1503 well it do look cool

[@HeyItsGreg]

Should have just titled this: "Placebo Bracelet: The Movie"

[@Jacob-Sophia]

Hey! It’s The Greg

[@morganmarsh1276]

thank you for your insight greg.

[@zeffery101]

when I was taking AP psychology 4 years ago, I used to call it the PussyBoi effect

[@shannonwelsh3521]

that is what i was gonna say haha

[@morganmarsh1276]

@@zeffery101 I'm taking a criminology class and my friends and I have many different names for things like that. My favorites are Stockholm Syndrome aka "simpin syndrome" Ganser Syndrome aka "straight trippin syndrome" and Munchausen Syndrome aka "I'm baby syndrome"

[@SimpleDimplecow]

“Conclusion, i don’t know” Danny you are a comedy genius 🫡

[@colette2529]

"iRenew" sounds like it's trying to be pun on the word irony, and because of that it sounds like a product that would exist in an episode of Parks and Rec

[@DieselthePilot]

This reminds me of a long lost twenty one pilots skit on vine or something

[@z0mbimeat]

@@DieselthePilot i was looking for someone saying this pls i had flashbacks

[@DieselthePilot]

@@z0mbimeat |-/

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

Colette just missed the opportunity for like 100 sales

[@jobbytop]

reminds me of an icarly episode where they sponsor a shoe company that makes horrible shoes, so it makes sense becuase it has i in the name and its a hoax

[@NaRandall]

Holo has many powers, like: •shiny •rainbow And •bALaNcE

[@jelofishh]

1 missisipi at a time

[@justaguythatsbadateverythi2499]

POWAH

[@trendaya8016]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnPSoIKjo72Jpbs

[@beresheethtrack]

*Cristine has entered the chat*

[@howardnowes4244]

Cristen the science queen, holo taco b**** and simply nailogical 💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿

[@leilapereira4630]

“You can’t deny east” “Irenew bracelet” + the bike Pokémon card thing! My brain: eAst iS uP

[@lucymcrae5966]

I renew me, did you renew you? Do you need a new you

[@flamingwatermelon2291]

Danny even talked about putting Holographic Pokémon cards between the spokes of his bike... HEY, HEY, WOULDNT IT BE GREAT, GREAT

[@JJ-zm3ne]

I renew me, did you renew you? Do you need a new you? I need new me. I r e n e w me :)

[@awstenknightsgoldenfork4322]

THE ENTIRE VIDEO MY BRAIN WAS JUST LIKE * TYLER VOICE * I RENEWED ME! DID YOU RENEW YOU???

[@asadtrashcan6663]

THIS THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WAS RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

[@gayfrog6340]

4:34 I’m like 90% sure that lady is my grandma

[@manegu1337]

Ask her if she is

[@rentonmakely]

ASK HER, ITS BEEN A MONTH, IS SHE????!!!!!

[@Bobbybobberton21]

It’s been 2 months, ASK HER

[@midnightthefairy8747]

Hey buddy, just wanted to check up on you. Sorry about all of these guys nagging you. (If you don’t ask her I will make sure you suffer many consequences) anyway have a pleasant day!

[@john-l4d2]

Is she your grandma

[@saltysailor6094]

Danny’s videos are about the most strange topics that we are forced to use an extra 1% of brain power. And I’m ok with that

[@DieselthePilot]

So here’s a funny tidbit: The company said their bracelet is based off of “eastern philosophies”. A common “eastern philosophy” is called the power of attraction. The power of attraction, in essence, means that if you truly believe something will happen, then it will. This company is sort of calling on that particular philosophy to work in making you believe that the bracelet will work. So in other words, *it is based on an eastern philosophy that essentially tricks your mind into believing it will work and thus it does* I rest my case.

[@Lucifersfursona]

I’ve only ever heard the law of attraction mentioned in like, The Secret, Ayn Rand libertarian hustle inspiration, like, multilevel marketing shit where it’s used as a way to blame the individual for their inability to survive in a system that has no plans of helping them survive. I apologize if it’s also an actual eastern philosophy, but I have never heard that even one time.

[@DieselthePilot]

@@Lucifersfursona I’m actually not surprised you haven’t heard it in it’s true sense before, as mainstream media has sort of ruined the real meaning behind it, and turned it into that multilevel marketing stuff you had mentioned. I completely agree with you in that sense, that movies and shows etc have turned it into a very twisted version of what it once was in an attempt to blame that person for a wrongdoing that isn’t even their own. However, I will still stick to my belief in the true meaning of it, because without being corrupted by media, that meaning is still pure.

[@shadow_shine3578]

I saw a version called center stones. They were round rocks advertising the same thing.

[@matthewmcguire224]

Genius

[@bananabot151]

Placebo

[@kwaddles7936]

they shouldve advertised that you needed one for each wrist so it “balances’’

[@peyton.simpson]

WHAT DID I JUST FIND ON TWITCH LMAO www.twitch.tv/gamegorgelive/clip/CooperativeOnerousSquirrelJebaited

[@michaeldusza3929]

naw they'd make a profit smaller by 0.7 cents if they shipped them in pairs

[@ilovecairns5181]

Michael Dusza not in pairs??

[@ilovecairns5181]

Peyton Simpson g

[@8888k]

@@michaeldusza3929 What?

[@the10000thspoon]

the funny thing is, someone did make a parody video making fun of these bracelets back in the day. He then went on to become the lead singer of twenty one pilots.

[@haylauryn]

All the boys in my middle school had some kind of “energy” necklaces that were similar to this. They were basically just braided paracord lol

[@BabyMango]

Yes hahahha Phitens !! I used to have one when I played baseball lmao I’m so embarrassed

[@graceholland5770]

Those necklaces were.... *for a reason????* I always just thought these select guys at my school like found them and were like 'oh cool we can be cool and wear the same accessory' or something like that.

[@lexsombersunrise]

YESSS I REMEMBER THESE

[@annakepes8050]

With titanium

[@daspammer5896]

Yo ngl I thought those were so cool. I had a paracord watch strap at one point

[@katevgrady]

I just wanted to say that like 15 minutes ago I was laying in bed working myself up to a panic attack for the first time in a long time and thought to myself, "okay, what would take your mind off yourself and into something silly and wholesome and entertaining enough to be distracting? ...Danny" I'm really glad you could do that for me this morning man.

[@beansonawaterslide3198]

👍😊

[@darsh7911]

nah

[@nightmareeyes4116]

@@darsh7911 nah what

[@veravera6571]

here for basically the same reason even months later. hope you are doing better :(((

[@VagueNaming]

@@darsh7911 yah

[@kam2100]

if holo makes you balance well, simply nailogical must never fall over

[@chloehatfield8450]

Haha

[@Ceci-db8kh]

she floats, you can’t see her feet touching the floor anymore

[@ianweston310]

Using Danny's math, if one bracelet doubled his Mississippi's, then thirty would have him ending up at 8,589,934,592 Mississippi's, or roughly 272 years, causing him to miss every single important thing in his life, including his funeral, and the funerals of his next four or so generations of kin.

[@danae_mav4562]

*Me* : sees title *My brain, in Kurtis Conners voice* : bAlAnCe bAbY

[@noahhmuno]

holy shit how do i get that reference

[@rucha4293]

yess lmao

[@person1232]

Same!

[@tsukasa1453]

What vid is that from

[@daviejudd]

@@tsukasa1453 his one on the “I ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends” guy

[@fangirl_2005]

apple: “WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN”

[@soulnha]

they kinda already did that .

[@jaseoliver4025]

Apple Watch is typing.....

[@trendaya8016]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnPSoIKjo72Jpbs

[@044jfindley]

Apple watch upgrade

[@firenzeval]

Love your pfp

[@squid6800]

I own these bracelets, and it’s true they do work. I am now a mutant and hanging out with Charles Xavier

[@theflickchick9850]

Jealous.

[@VagueNaming]

I love that one member of the x-men that is slightly better at balancing than normal person

[@DarkShadic9632]

Large Boi they’re my favorite

[@LifeWKai]

@@DarkShadic9632 its Quicksilver, hed buy one

[@bluejay43]

@@LifeWKai He's already dead. You didn't have to murder him again lol

[@stevejoebob6249]

3:19 i was eating soup when he said that and looked down at my soup with pure horror

[@freddiewithanie4479]

danny: "Imagine how many Mississippis I'd get if I had like 30 of these." me, who's watched A Danny Gonzalez Video before: "oh no"

[@Nick-oo5ir]

B

[@samthegarbageman2876]

C

[@guccipenguin6029]

D

[@kaitlynnp6638]

E

[@harrystoenails1118]

E

[@worstbarrelrunever]

i do cheerleading and a girl on my team has one of these... let's just say it doesn't work AT ALL

[@jagerbaby8628]

Shade.

[@monstrosity_01]

"apply water to the burnt areas"

[@pricelesspoprocks1412]

Imagine her balance without it tho

[@wolvie1618]

Ah, gravity challenged is she

[@Clouqxi]

Oh

[@sebastianbutchart2964]

The reason we use 11% of our brain when watching Danny’s videos is to comprehend what the fuck is happening

[@ona512]

the computer fan in our brains starts running

[@CraftingGummi]

The hamster wheel is *spinning*

[@Decayingcandycorn]

The Greg is gregging

[@RissaLikeLisa]

5:36 this dude looks like Andrew Tate when he was on Big Brother lol

[@snowy6512]

Danny: ranting about how terrible this product is. The one hair on his head that is loose having a rave party

[@OstiOriginals]

I'm so glad that i'm not the only one that saw that lmao

[@Opheliias]

@@joshroehl6098 self promoting?

[@bleckybob]

Quarantine hair

[@redstar.s]

"you already know where im gonna put this one" .... *blink* *silently places on head* oh.

[@florencembah2626]

That part got me😆😆

[@chollalola]

Me: *likes someone* Them: *has a significant other* Me: “yeah I don’t feel anything. You know, maybe it’s just the skeptic in me and I’m being overly pessimistic, but I don’t feel a goddamn thing. I might even feel less then I did before. I just feel empty inside” 14:00

[@kelveesilbe1811]

I like this Joker sequel

[@jderar4899]

Jocer

[@gabibalbino150]

this quote is great tiktok material

[@greyfoxmmu6084]

12:50 danny nooo, that’s how you break your ankleee

[@aristology6912]

These bracelets look like they’d be 5 tickets at chucky cheese’s

[@jolienaphan3986]

Oh the nostalgia

[@Uhhhhhh_Idkman]

yeah

[@Highcoleture]

a child: wow pretty sticker power balance spokesman: no no no power balance spokesman: pretty TECHNOLOGY

[@charlotte6154]

*y* *e* *s* also idk if u realized but u got almost 300 likes on this already 0-0

[@lilis_apocalpyse8070]

380 like teehee

[@harukashurutsu1995]

nobody: that one hair as Danny is talking: *wiggle wiggle*

[@dakotadad8835]

Wiggle wiggle wiggle (flute sounds) SCHWING

[@trendaya8016]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnPSoIKjo72Jpbs

[@blueboy257]

@@trendaya8016 OMG!!! Did you just post a totally unrelated and random link to a video of yours below a comment on a video, neither of which have anything to do with the link you posted for no reason with no provided context whatsoever??? I GOTTA WATCH THAT LOLEXDEE

[@trendaya8016]

@@blueboy257 sorry

[@izzy4791]

@@trendaya8016 what is that I am scared to click