The Real Reason Flying Is So Dangerous. James Gregory

The real reason flying is so dangerous according to James Gregory is because of the birds. In this hilarious clip from his full Dry Bar Comedy special James Gregory explains why he is so afraid of flying, and the answer might shock you. Whether you're someone who is afraid of flying, or you're someone who remembers the miracle on the Hudson this clip form James Gregory's Dry Bar Comedy special is sure to have you laughing from start to finish!
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[@KainGavin]

Love you, Mr. Gregory. ❤ You'll always be in our hearts and laughter.

[@user-mj1lh1iy4x]

One of the original funny men who is still my go to on here for a good laugh or two. Thanks Mr. G!

[@sharonboone4289]

Mr. Gregory always makes laugh. He is like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@katguyot6351]

I will NEVER get tired of listening to this man! Never :D

[@keithkersten5586]

He still has a great sense of humor and delivery.

[@MrEdwardCollins]

Oh my gosh, this bit was HILARIOUS! This is the first time I've seen James Gregory. I hope I can find several other segments from him.

[@sherifleck5906]

I love him, he brings such joy to my heart ❤️.

[@tonyaokins9138]

Yep very funny 🤣😋🤪😝

[@mitsuomits9077]

" A bird, not a deer"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SuperKirezi]

“A jumbo jet ✈️, not a kite” 😅

[@GodsFavoriteBassPlyr]

God rest his soul (May 9, '24). If there's ever a Mt. Rushmore for comedy.. James will be the first head on it.

[@dwightherrington7793]

Those faces he makes just kills me.

[@lindagimenez586]

James Gregory is a comedic genius !!!

[@Cyclon32289]

I'm studying Aviation law and somehow ended up here after looking up for something in google It was a good break haha.

[@magnificentmuttley154]

Only thing I never could understand about a much feared "bird strike" messing up a jet engine, is why not put a screen on the front of the engine to protect it?? I cant possibly be the first person to have thought of this, esp among airline personnel & engineers. I have yet to find out ANY reason why Boeing, Lear, Grumman, or any other builder WOULDNT protect against "bird strikes" 🤷

[@carlschleicher5516]

Always enjoy this guy's comedy 🤣 😆 😂

[@davidfalgout7304]

had me at fill her up! Awesome !

[@emilyvalot6948]

This guy is fantastic!

[@heatherlowe7330]

This guy is always funny as all get out!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@bruceellenburg429]

His delivery was as good as any I've heard from a comedian....brilliant

[@iamnormal8648]

Grandpa bringing the house down in his golden years.

[@RodneyNewman-n5b]

I'd love to have all his shows to watch i think that he is the best comic ever of all time

[@liannkeykaighin]

This was funny as heck....and accurate

[@magnificentmuttley154]

Only thing I never could understand about a much feared "bird strike" messing up a jet engine, is why not put a screen on the front of the engine to protect it?? I cant possibly be the first person to have thought of this, esp among airline personnel & engineers. I have yet to find out ANY reason why Boeing, Lear, Grumman, or any other builder WOULDNT protect against "bird strikes" 🤷

[@SaraSavingSpirits]

He is just P E R F E C T !!!

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

What a gem. 😅👏😅

[@wmffmw1854]

I love flying. I flew F4E, Phantom II Fighter jet. Imagine flying at 100ft doing 1460 knots or what the sky looks like at 81,000 feet. James, I could change your mind about flying and give you a ride you'd never forget. By the way, I don't care how much you way and we'd fill it up. 😂😂

[@carlakinstley2053]

Too funny!! Always cheers me up😊

[@dnaturalblues]

Bless you Mr. G!!!

[@cameronstone1611]

This is just Amazing

[@doloresikbaker2371]

THANK YOU! WHAT A NICE LAUGH I HAD LISTENING TO YOUR HUMOR!

[@slchambers1]

What’s really funny about flying. People crack on people living in trailers. They’ll climb in a jumbo jet in a flash. Basically a trailer with wings.

[@FitzChivalryFarseer2]

Except trailers have much more space and dont provide harrassment on entry/exit

[@shawnhicks9838]

Wish my trailer had them sides though

[@dalehood1846]

Steve Chambers, never thought about that. Great comparison though! In a trailer, you can watch TV, they don't even show movies on planes anymore. At least not on my trip.

[@evelyncarter6040]

A flying bus!😅

[@lorenzoparedes2306]

Yeah, but there are no cinder blocks underneath.

[@pastorryker]

Yeah man this dude been killing it for years. I'm not so sure he hasn't just gotten funnier with age. 😆

[@willgaukler8979]

... still funny ... but needs a tad of new material ... wishing him all the best ...

[@timothyfloogle]

Show me a seat that's gon bounce outta a cornfield

[@spiritualservicesgodbless7641]

Thank you for the video.

[@11Eighty8productions]

Love this dude

[@ken2936]

America's FUNNIEST COUNTRY BOY.

[@amoruzz]

Lmao funny 👍

[@tc871comments]

Fill it up‼️🤣

[@carladaniels7910]

Omg, fill it up, precious!!!!

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A - FISH SANDWICH. Hate you DB... 🤣

[@susanjohnson9795]

I catch myself singing that sometimes. 🤪🤪

[@dinahnewton7580]

I love his comedy

[@janetlynn3397]

🐦 🛩

[@tiffanybailey2777]

Love him

[@tomricker1342]

Loved this !!!!!❤❤❤

[@rawill1958]

Fill it up... she weighs a million!

[@jeancucchi8073]

Belly laughing 😂

[@t-royentertainment1421]

Last comedian that my Daddy ever saw ...asked me who he was , ...he said son , this is the funniest comedian that i ever heard , Daddy just laughed, if Opie raised on deck , he be on drugs . Daddy died few months later ....❤

[@patriot9455]

Somebody listened to the airline safety people talk about how much safer air travel is over automobile accidents, someone asked them what the stats would be if a car held 600 people and it rear ended another car with 600 people in and it fell over a 36,000 foot cliff. The speaker said that would never happen. the guy asked ""Why not", and the room erupted in chuckles as everyone found their way out.

[@kennethfagan9738]

Hilarious 🤣

[@Tractorsandnonsense]

Looks healthy

[@jamesmaxwell86]

Rip

[@jolenewitzel7919]

😄❤😄❤😄❤😄❤😄❤

[@barrettpickett5603]

Fill er up man that lady is lieing about her weight. Ha, ha.

[@TerriW1203]

Looks like a bad infection in his eye, ouch. Regardless he is so funny! I hope he does comedy many more years.

[@NawfalHasan]

That's a really bird infection

[@TerriW1203]

Too funny! ❤

[@shawnhicks9838]

Its called alcoholism

[@rustytaylor7708]

@@shawnhicks9838 well I'm glad the smart one showed up. I couldn't figure out what is wrong with my horse's eye. He's a dang drunk.

[@shawnhicks9838]

@@rustytaylor7708 I'm speaking from personal experience so if the prognosis is off a lil u already know y

[@420JRMan]

If unsure of your flight, watch the movie Alive.

[@patriot9455]

A big bird hit my truck, took out the windshield. the bird did not fly away, but I get the windshield replaced that day.

[@flybob63]

I weigh 500 lbs, fill it up! Hilarious. Just an FYI as a pilot. They request your weight for weight and balance calculations in small planes. They may need people to sit in front vs back. It also helps set a limit on fuel load because of weight. They’re required to have enough fuel plus reserve in case they need to divert to alternate airport anyway. They’re not gonna run out, but damn he is hilarious!

[@timothyfloogle]

Do airplanes have mufflers?

[@timothyfloogle]

Birds 🐦 🦃 🦉 🐥 🐔 🦅 🐦

[@craigpimlott204]

We have jet fighters flying over our village in mid wales in the Uk only when it’s not raining and there’s not a lot of crows and seagulls in the air thank god we didn’t have jet fighters in the Battle of Britain ..😂😂

[@darrellepickering8433]

Common sense can be funny but only if it's presented right.

[@FitzChivalryFarseer2]

I dislike how many metaphorical birds were harmed in the making of this joke

[@TerriW1203]

I'm offended! 😆 🤣 😂

[@EXPATditions]

Not loving dogs is dangerous 🐶

[@jerrycarver5469]

I hit a bird at 55 MPH in a Dodge Van, needless to say that bird lost. I had bird from the middle of the hood, up the windshield, and across the top of the van. It was a mess that i had to stop at a carwash to clean off before i could continue my day

[@jungojerry1658]

Airplane fuel is about 6.7 lbs/gallon. So if they put in 50 lbs more than they need, the plane would weight about 335 lbs extra. Might not make it to the next gas station.

[@robertleath9913]

Became popular way too late in life

[@josephmurphy1459]

He’s been telling the same jokes since the 80s

[@jamesmorgan3212]

Yea he’s been telling that one since I was a kid 😂.

[@theknifeman7097]

And somehow he always makes me smile.