The Red Green Show Ep 283 "The Folk Art Convention" (2005 Season)

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[@averagejobogio]

Watching this show makes me miss the times before social media

[@MeepChangeling]

You know you can just not use it instead of constantly complain right? I don't and I'm one of those damn Milinials you like to complain about so much.

[@averagejobogio]

@MeepChangeling it's not using it it's in part the fact shows like this can't exist because it would be redundant. Back when TV was the only place u could see this stuff now there's a hundred without quality control. Also I'm younger than you apparently

[@SteamvilleQuintet]

"I'm a millennial, but I can get a job and my own place. If I have to. I guess."

[@TamraNewman]

If it wasn't for social media, you wouldn't be watching this

[@highlordlaughterofcanada8685]

KZbin is considered social media too

[@seraphimtear7700]

Slot car racing brings back so many memories. You never forget that sound and smell.

[@sampsonsampson]

I wouldn't have remembered the smell if he didn't say that.

[@lesliematyas1921]

just about every year i watch the entire series ,so for a good 3 months i get good clean comedy....lots of laughs and see some great characters . THANK YOU mr smith for this .

[@vickyhanson7307]

I'll be watching for sure the next four years. MN.

[@reesf743]

It's so satisfying to me whenever Harold gets a dunk on somebody else

[@johnnyhall4335]

4:04 Possum Lake water may not dry easily, but it is about as flammable as napalm.

[@E4S65]

I love how there are countless locations that Red does his projects in. Even his "home" changes constantly

[@fletcherenrique6136]

instablaster.

[@heraldberg9469]

I like Red's talk about PR, it can put a positive spin on things that you screwed up, broke, or used for other purposes than what it was designed for.

[@teresashortnacy9472]

Timeless comedic material. 😍

[@stevenpilgrim9906]

I actually liked Red's rubber pony. I would totally buy that thing and hang it somewhere.

[@Krullmatic]

That was badass with the Camaro! I was hoping he didn't destroy it, because that's still a nice vehicle.

[@jleehagoood8317]

From North Texas and this is some great stuff! Thanks to those who put this on the tube.

[@BornToPun7541]

That Camaro should have been a Delorean, because it had a "flush capacitor"!!

[@jareddavis8480]

It has TBI. Toilet Bowl Injection.

[@adamsmashups4839]

Unusual to see such a nice car involved in one of his projects.

[@tsherwoodrzero]

@@jareddavis8480 nah, it's a car-poo-retor...

[@genevernon3167]

This show brings back some fun memories working on my car and Christmas presents

[@ReefMimic]

10:50 damn red ! That’s the best car I’ve ever seen on the show

[@jimshoemaker1258]

8:35 Love how the air scoop was just for looks. Opened with the hood not connected to anything.

[@docholliday6635]

These things go up and down at a moment's notice. "Those were the good ol days" Pmsl

[@matthewhall131]

2020 and this is still hilarious

[@thomasryan5736]

Greatest television show ever. The writing and the characters are brilliant. Well done Steve Smith and Rick Green!

[@ChibiPanda8888]

Absolutely!

[@freelance8399]

In 2020 we need these shows lol

[@zipobrand7095]

2021 still funny

[@matthewhall131]

@@zipobrand7095 hell yes it is!!

[@Doosie0124]

Ahhh so many updates! Not enough time to watch em all! Thank you!!

[@JamesLandon]

Oh, wait a minute! This is a man's car! (Lifts up the seat.)

[@nancymills1884]

I’ve watched these shows for years. What has begun to happen is many of the‘projects’ make sense to me and seem nearly brilliant. This concerns me #1 as a woman my survival instinct is continually triggered, #2 why do I want to file these ideas in case of social collapse and #3 trying to avoid buying an old truck to make rounds on trash day to increase junk inventory. I hope there is a support group.

[@reesf743]

Live life on the edge, friend. You live shorter but you make more out of the time though

[@heraldberg9469]

Dalton showed us that slow and steady doesn't just work for the tortoise.

[@johnnyhall4335]

"If your septics used to remind you of a 'Field of Dreams,' but now it's more like 'Reservoir Dogs,' 'A River Runs Through It,' or 'I Know What You Did Last Summer,' call me!"

[@magicjack]

Love the Red Green show!

[@YeOldSimmer]

I wonder how many cars were used over the lifetime of this series.

[@TAPriceCTR]

I wanna know whether it cost more to obtain them (and all their other props) or to dispose of them.

[@MeepChangeling]

@@TAPriceCTR In most places you can call a salvage yard to pick up a junk car from your property and they will PAY YOU for it. Not much, few hundred tops. It's based on the car's scrap value. You get like 5% usually. Point is, if you have a ton of junk cars, say an old relative died and left you a rural house, you can get cash for the disposal of them.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

They got the cars for free thanks to donation, the real costs were likely the towing expenses. At possibly 200 cars used throughout(cars were reused in a lot of segments), at $50 a tow over 300 episodes...so that’s in the range of $15,000 over the course of the series

[@aydanangus]

about 69

[@karolawatches]

How many cars did they destroy? All of them!

[@codysheets4415]

Even as a Ford fan, I just hope that the damage done to the Camaro was reversible.

[@AudioMobil]

Compared to all other vehicles I've seen on the show they treated this Camaro very..."gentle". :)

[@fiber9m]

I hope it went to a good home. I love those camaros

[@samiam619]

WHO in their right mind allowed Red to get ANYwhere near that car? They must have been threatened with their job and deportation to the states! 😄

[@baronvonhugendong5210]

I'm guessing it made an appearance on the show to turn it into a tax deduction

[@erikj.2066]

Pretty sure that was one of the staff's cars, and that toilet wasn't porcelain. Also, judging by the ugly rusty hole in the firewall, that wasn't a creampuff show car either.

[@lous.6372]

That folk art horse would have made a good swing.

[@NathanTarantlawriter]

I love the gas can sitting on the stove.

[@thomaslauffenberger5795]

Linda Ronstadt could have bought some of those tire ponies for her old band, the Stone Ponies; then they'd be "Firestone Ponies"! OK, I'll shut up now...

[@jimshoemaker1258]

😆👍

[@bostonrailfan2427]

Why? It’s a joke Red would have made himself!

[@pammoore9445]

I miss him...My fav the Hummer Made with 2 cars and the Lawn mower car made with a ceiling fan...Lol

[@ursaltydog]

I actually liked those rubber swing ponies..

[@johnnyhall4335]

"The word 'Pneumonia' should have a silent 'P' in it. Your backyard shouldn't."

[@TheProxy9]

Ive loved this show since i was a kid way better than jeff foxworthy

[@holyriotsoldier]

One of the best adventures.

[@valeriegiles6524]

I had one of those cars. It got shot in the transmission in a hunting accident. True story.

[@billastell3753]

I'm off to check amazon to see if I can get me some red/green suspenders!

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Bill Astell You can, on the Red Green website.

[@billyhawkins2848]

Harold would be a great Barney fiffe from Andy Griffith show if they do a remake of the show

[@jasonlisonbee]

Intellectual role reversal.

[@animallover7047]

Miss this show

[@laurabeane8862]

"Blame it on the Driftwood"🤘🤪

[@GreenPencil305]

Harold: Uncle Red, I found this in my bed and now my bed is all soaking wet. Red: Oh, sure, blame it on the driftwood. Harold: Come on, my room stinks now like the bilge of Stinky Peterson's boat. Red: Oh, sure, blame it on the driftwood.

[@johnnyhall4335]

I'm betting Stinky Peterson's boat is actually a garbage tug.

[@Firstthunder]

Every time I hear “If the women don’t find you handsome they should at least find you handy” 🤣

[@drewberry8141]

I love slot cars

[@A42yearoldARAB]

By far the best car on the show lol

[@andyd8370]

@15:56 Bill thought he'd try fencing. LOL

[@chantanymilligan3997]

Love Harold Red Green and Bill Love Bill

[@davidhenderson3400]

4:00 But it does seem to be flammable.

[@charlesdaniel2313]

Wait..no.. I just cow.. This is a genius show...!

[@deniseallisonstout1901]

How does Harold do that funny little squeak its hilarious....

[@billastell3753]

He uses his butt cheeks!

[@johnnyhall4335]

I thought he just squawks like a chicken.

[@sweetcaroline2060]

​@@johnnyhall4335 Harold is just flat funny. 😆 🤣 😂 Love ❤️ Harold🥳🤡💋

[@burnum]

That OJ Simpson joke, lol!

[@no_handle_required]

I almost cried at the camaro segment.

[@Suedeheadlover]

Remember folks: if the glove don't fit, you must acquit.

[@madtownangler]

The budget was higher than usual. They were able to afford a toilet to mount to the Camaro.

[@retrochristmas7329]

This is the one show where i like the characters more in the newer episodes than the old ones. Wasnt a fan of the first few seasons until they turned him into a goofy guy instead hiw dry he was at the beginning.

[@TheMovieUniverse]

that atv race was a new version of the tortoise and the hare

[@marlenerichardson2829]

Crazy show but I like it❤

[@gladfan1989]

Whodathunkit? Something Red made actually worked right.

[@NathanTarantlawriter]

I know! My first thought "Damn that actually worked!"

[@thexalon]

18:04 Nice OJ Simpson reference there.

[@ClassyCat06]

Casually builds a forklift

[@MrMadartist]

Red Green is a GOD =

[@jimt.626]

I had a slot car set once. No let me rephrase that I wanted a slot car set called Zero Gravity Cliff Hangers

[@jasonlisonbee]

I remember wanting expandable electric slot car and train sets. Then wanting race simulation games.

[@ianfinrir8724]

I had a motocross slot "car" set when I was a kid. There was a jump halfway through the course but when you stuck the landing, the bikes would stop and you had to jiggle them a little before they'd work again

[@wakaphwap]

Great show

[@jeffreybunch3959]

Omen, need more bucked tape🤨😄👍

[@TheProxy9]

Screw the car that poor toilet

[@graceisamazing5493]

Where did Red get all his cars, I wonder?

[@highlordlaughterofcanada8685]

Mike can get you anything for cheap as long as you don't ask many questions

[@trevorschober8769]

This what that car is worth now!

[@annirunaway]

Poor Camaro...

[@radionoakmont7756]

now thats what i call the fast n the furious heheheheeheh toilet carburetor on a car like vin diesels hehehehehe that would have changed the whole movie series big time

[@sallyride7260]

Bob Doidge!!!!

[@theodorepatton887]

😆🐝✅

[@94TahoeDude]

Was on pins n needles whether or not you were gonna destroy the camaro for a small skit....

[@canaan5337]

He finally gets a car that's not a piece of crap and he puts a toilet on the motor.

[@backupaccountforcooldaddyj7895]

Can a 🚽 really work as a carburetor?

[@rouletteroller]

Negative.

[@eddievhfan1984]

The intake manifold wouldn't be able to output the level of fuel/air mixture that the toilet could provide, not without flooding the cylinders and/or the sootiest exhaust you've ever seen. Plus, that big bulky thing on your hood would screw with your acceleration if you used it on a rear-wheel drive vehicle and add lots of drag. Not really workable, but funny to look at.

[@jasonlisonbee]

Great idea if you want to be hilarious at a car show where nobody else is.

[@massimoricciardi888]

The poor Camaro

[@CDPhemi]

nice Camaro

[@davidkendall2769]

9

[@davidkendall2769]

Moo

[@davidhenderson3400]

He is lucky that car did not jump to warp.

[@jasonlisonbee]

Especially to a time before flush toilets. Red might have been mistaken for an ET and seriously screw up humanity.

[@thecsg1384]

Season 16 (2006) season 17 (2007) season 18 (2008) season 19 (2009) season 20 (2010) season 21 (2011)

[@plumbingstuffinoregon2471]

What?

[@catherinemichel6673]

@@plumbingstuffinoregon2471 maybe he's talking about the dates the episodes were uploaded?

[@theodorepatton887]

🇨🇦

[@gettintheresafelywithpatf2869]

I don’t think I would like to use any of his ladders, power tools or even his cars!

[@plumbingstuffinoregon2471]

Why not?

[@gettintheresafelywithpatf2869]

I wold, if I was a stuntman!

[@plumbingstuffinoregon2471]

@@gettintheresafelywithpatf2869 Why not in real life though? It would be a lot more fun.

[@gettintheresafelywithpatf2869]

Random Stuff In Oregon too many bad past experiences, that lead to injuries..... 8x back, 2x neck, both shoulders blown out & knees “ when I die, I’m going to donate my remains to science fiction... they probably won’t believe it either!”

[@rekingcrew3245]

Did we ever find out if his wife watched the show?

[@dylanenck1548]

warrior raptor and LT?

[@trappedinamerica]

So tool time ,was not original?

[@ianfinrir8724]

Tim Taylor is just Red Green with a bigger budget

[@thomasryan5736]

Earlier episodes just put the word down without the phony ear covering.

[@charlesdaniel2313]

This don't ring unusual to me.. wazza funny..

[@paulcass3180]

Canucks ain't got much to do, huh

[@NoName-zn1sb]

I can't stand the laugh track

[@bostonrailfan2427]

No Name that’s the studio audience

[@robertquante2643]

Great show