The Relationship Tester | Pretend Problems Ep. 11

This week, Chad and Kelsey share whether or not they believe in the viral "Orange Peel Theory" about relationships, they go shopping at Victoria's Secret for the first time, and Kelsey sets their house alarm off. Plus, they tackle some awesome listener questions! Write into [e-mail] with your dating and relationship advice questions and we'll answer them on the show! Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on Chad's KZbin channel! Watch and subscribe here: / @thatchaddaniels
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[@thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664]

How comfortable the on-camera cat is with knowing their number 1.

[@jcklooks]

They’re

[@thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664]

@@jcklooks Being a hack grammar police officer is far worse than my typo.

[@zacharybrowning4918]

Today, we saw a standout play from Chad, skillfully turning Kelsey's guilt into annoyance with a series of clever cat pee jabs. While some might question the utility of his strategy, annoyance clearly wins over guilt in this game. And so, we're left wondering: Is Chad's approach a masterstroke for team harmony, or is it a gamble that ultimately falls flat?

[@fredericmaisonneuve2911]

I love how excited you guys are about having a fight, haha. ''We got another one to talk about today!!''

[@KelseyCookComedy]

Hahah 😂

[@michaeldonovan9600]

For the cat peeing situation it maybe the litter. My cat did the same. We found she didn't like scented litter. We got non scented low dust and it worked

[@wonderboy7025]

Fun episode! My advice for the cat pissing on everything is to get at least one litter box per cat. It's annoying and eats up space, but that's had some success in my experience

[@leelu2274]

I've heard that you should have 1 more litter box than cats. But obviously the other cat is stressed out, most likely with the other animals or not enough things or time into play. To be fair it's not an easy thing to deal with, my daughter had to take the cat with her when she moved because she wasn't the top cat at my place anymore and she started peeing everywhere. My wood floors, RIP. 😒

[@dawsonjohannes613]

Chad, I so wholeheartedly respect and love your answer to that question about being alone. As someone who very much values and holds closely my independence and individuality, your initial response was insanely validating to my values. Also, as a motorcyclist, you hit the nail on the head with that analogy. Ask me how I know.

[@mikeyrocks8664]

Every episode I’m gonna comment something nice. You’re both awesome, and Chad you for sure should have told Kelsey about the alarm 😂

[@KelseyCookComedy]

Haha thank you 😂

[@FezzieWigs]

As a former cat lady (now giant dog lady) the possibility could be your cat has anxiety (Prozac time) or urinary issues. Get your baby a water fountain!

[@deannad9105]

Have you had the cat checked for a UTI, diabetes, constipation, or other health issues that may cause incontinence? UTIs are very common, especially if there has been a life transition that has affected the cat's bathroom habits. Helpful hint- If you have to take the cat to the vet to get a urine sample and the cat is filled with pee, make sure to put the cat into a hard plastic container with towels on the bottom of it. Also put a box with towels and place the carrier into the box for a second line of defense. We learned this when my sister was kind enough to let me use her SUV after my hip surgery, while she drove my low-to-the ground car. But unfortunately, she was NOT kind enough to ask for her SUV back to transport her cat to the vet (even though I am horribly allergic to cats and break out in hives from them). And she also didn't secure the cat in the carrier, she just put her in a box with one towel. And her cat peed in the box and it leaked all over my car seat and carpet😭 We had it detailed, but it is still no good. So be overly diligent about securing the area of transport❤

[@jameshalfpenny4726]

Loved the “do the dishes” analogy

[@TekNoSolja]

I’m only commenting cuz Chad never responds when I comment on his channel, but Kelsey responds to me on his channel. Also, if you ever do get a pillow sponsor you should have a Chad Lap Pillow™️ model, as well as a Girlfriends Cat Piss Pillow

[@KaldDodeGitarist]

The system of a down reference was awesome

[@ryanrobinson5638]

Chad that... You said you're going to start answering more questions in the comments, so I'm grateful for that! That being said, Would you consider the beginning of the medieval period Of history to be the fall of Rome, and if so, which sacking would be your benchmark? And a quick follow up, Why did they get rid of the (vastly superior) green apple skittles?

[@jessicafairfax_Bens_Bees]

Great session you two 👍😁 and I feel for you on the cat pee situation. Same thing happened with one of our cats and I took him to the vet thinking it might be a health issue because he had had a UTI in the past, but he was fine. It was an attention/territorial issue due to a stray male cat hanging around outside the house. Once the stray was rehomed, problem was solved. Hope your kitty is well and good luck with its pee pee problems. 😸

[@andrewjrivers]

Great pod. Keep it up.

[@KelseyCookComedy]

Thanks Andrew!

[@ericdeschenes1]

Cat piss and alarms going off suck but, you do have Kelsey as your partner, so, still feels like a Win! I just asked myself if my wife all of a sudden became a cat person and there was a cat piss issue, could I handle it?? Boy, that would be tough... she may be the only person that I would be able to handle that for... Good luck with figuring out a solution and keep the Pretend Problems coming!!

[@ThomasSchmid]

Love the show! Are you guys going to make your way to western Canada any time soon?

[@rjmacready505]

Me: Is this letter from Cy's wife? Hyuk, hyuk! Nah. Chad and Cy are always going on about how great therapy is. Chad: This letter is clearly from Cy's wife. 🤣

[@jennabolmgren]

I probably said this already but you gotta do Octordle

[@KelseyCookComedy]

I love Octordle so much! But we don’t understand the scoring system with the weird clocks, so we don’t know how to compete against each other

[@michaelweber9290]

You guys are great

[@SatchDork]

Is it possible that it's not the cat and instead that Skeet McGraw figured out the security code?

[@jeffreymadl3551]

Haha wait till you two get to episode 6 of Mr. & Mrs. Smith!

[@Blackbird9070]

Chad: This is coming from the orange people Me: Waiting for a Trump punchline 😂

[@AmberHolloway-s2p]

Check out Jackson Galaxy, he's a nut but he knows his stuff about cats. It's the style of litter box you have. Most cats don't like being surrounded by a ceiling covered in their own shit and piss. Would you? 😅

[@jennabolmgren]

Feliway has a room spray that’s more concentrated and I think it works a zillion times better than the diffusers (and way cheaper). Also I’m pretty sure there’s a urine deterrent spray in the same sprayables section of the store 😊

[@andrewstacey4868]

Hi Chad!!! Love the pillow

[@Pastor_of_Muppets765]

Well, I was going to leave some cat advice. But, seems like there have been some great recommendations. Female cats are highly territorial against other female cats. It seems that you guys have one that is very social and the other one is probably a little intimidated. Since everyone else gave advice, I guess I will just leave my weekly comment to feed the alligator rhythm. Anybody wanna list their favorite bits by Chad or Kelsey? I would love to hear what bits of each of these comedians brought you into the fold.

[@SatchDork]

Chad says the alligator likes it when the commenters fight, so I will say my favorite bit is Paper Link Chain and I will lockerbox you if you disagree. Kelsey hooked me with her Dr. Drew appearances, but NOT for the IYKYK reason.

[@Pastor_of_Muppets765]

@@SatchDork I have only two words for you… Same dice. The first time I saw Kelsey was on the wrists of fury with Chad Daniels. Fell in love with the both of them and they’re awkward sexual tension. Thanks for the reply. The alligators hungry. Drive safe and don’t rape.

[@kennethmullen-qe9hg]

​@@Pastor_of_Muppets765 There's no 'and' in the Cavemand lexicon! Wait... What? Oh I see, apparently the Caveman accidentally endtup with just a little extra 'd'... hehehe! Drive safe rapists! Don't hate! (I'm IN NO WAY endorsing their rape-y actions, but am simply suggestin', that if they do have to exist, they'd perhaps be courteous enough -- at the least -- to DRIVE in such a way as to help keep roadways, and our thoroughfares just a TOUCH safer, especially considering how MANY of their illbegotten very detestable decisions have made all alleyways exponentially MORE devastatingly dangerous and potentially deadly!)

[@nfsmwish]

I love comedy and only knew who Chad was like 6 months ago, the limits of the algorithmi guess..Well both are really funny.

[@pihla01]

A comment❣️ (I have nothing to say but when Chad tells me to leave a comment I'll do it)

[@KelseyCookComedy]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@bleweyedblondy]

Love the pod ❤ please take your cat to the vet though peeing could be a sign of a urinary tract or bladder infection which is common in cats

[@weld4beer106]

Here for the party 🎉.

[@tanjabuchholz5314]

"Biokleen bac out" is great for pet urine

[@michaelfurukawa8526]

Revenge peeing animal. So annoying. Former cat I had would only pee on my side of the bedroom. The little Green Machine was my friend. 😂😂😂 so annoying.

[@claytoncourtney1309]

Re: the cat. Do a collaboration video with Jackson Galaxy. He can help. Also joking about a cat being taken By a hawk is not funny.

[@kennethmullen-qe9hg]

Very true! Perhaps by an eagle? As a hawk would be hard pressed to take cats the size of hers/theirs but a BIG eagle, well, it could hoist away small children... Which also isn't funny...lol!

[@leelu2274]

Ok, but did you say deal and then do it the first night then? Because if you know she gets up first, didnt turn on the alarm the first night back like you agreed on, then days later turned it on without telling her..... 100% your fault. I dont know you so it almost looks like a practical joke you did on purpose. Just saying...😊

[@jessicanelson3119]

Wait. So is there just cat piss on the pillow and you're just chilling with it?? Why do you keep smelling cat piss?

[@thegreenskeeper]

Day 87 of waiting for a sponsor for chads Tony Romo hat

[@woodyfpv5331]

Don't be lame Chad.

[@cyriltouboul9981]

yeah chad just don't smile at all. we just wanna see kelsey here anyways. so mister cameraman you know what to do. quick question kelsey does chad forces you to look? technically you are the famous one here but since he's an old fack you can metoo him nonetheless.

[@Nunya_Bidz]

If you guys are adopting hmu

[@jcklooks]

Words have meaning. Deal with your mistake.