The Rest of the Marijuana Story | Bill Engvall

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Bill Engvall

Bill Engvall

Күн бұрын

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@wadeshull8227
@wadeshull8227 7 ай бұрын
I dont care what anyone says.....Bill Engvall is the absolute best comedian I have ever watched....No foul language and absolute priceless laughs....
@brendariley1303
@brendariley1303 4 ай бұрын
Listen to James gregory
@alwayssearching1882
@alwayssearching1882 8 ай бұрын
Now this is comedy. No politics.Old school comedy.
@steveavant9727
@steveavant9727 4 ай бұрын
And proof that comedy can be clean without the f bomb every other word.
@JohnnyCBCS
@JohnnyCBCS 11 ай бұрын
This is Bill Engvall Gold, perhaps the best stoner comedy number ever
@wendygramadzki4684
@wendygramadzki4684 6 ай бұрын
Agree!
@Txoutlawtrey
@Txoutlawtrey 5 ай бұрын
Same
@gary7305
@gary7305 2 ай бұрын
I suspect Cheech and Chong watch this an laugh their asses off. It is perfect.
@kipchumbabrian2002
@kipchumbabrian2002 4 жыл бұрын
"The last person you wants to call you is your mum" true 😂😂😂
@jimmywolfe3889
@jimmywolfe3889 2 күн бұрын
Stayed away from my mom when I was high she would know lol
@Miatacrosser
@Miatacrosser 5 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest pot routine I've ever heard. I even laughed at the lady that went Ahhh when he said he flushed it. Pure comedic gold, Bill. Circle the bases.
@mrscoffeebeanqueen
@mrscoffeebeanqueen 5 жыл бұрын
We need a part 3 because I NEED to hear about Gayle's experience!
@BillEngvallComedy
@BillEngvallComedy 5 жыл бұрын
Oh man, that'd be a great video!!
@hp6570
@hp6570 5 жыл бұрын
@@BillEngvallComedy this please do it
@luvspurple1969
@luvspurple1969 5 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOMG YES YES AND YEEEEEES!!!!!!
@brunetteone4082
@brunetteone4082 5 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh yes ! Thatd be awesome
@GreenJeep1998
@GreenJeep1998 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@fionarhiannonpitbullextrao5786
@fionarhiannonpitbullextrao5786 5 жыл бұрын
I swear, I have never laughed so damn hard over ANY of Bill's material as I did over the marijuana story. Particularly this whole part.
@fred306801
@fred306801 5 жыл бұрын
Me to, it has been years since I laughed and my insides hurt now.
@wendypicou8503
@wendypicou8503 5 жыл бұрын
Jen Mills I know right!!!! This is absolutely HILARIOUS!!!
@bettycogswell9851
@bettycogswell9851 5 жыл бұрын
I was the same. This was hilarious....
@Noel_NotJustForChristmas
@Noel_NotJustForChristmas 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my God, I'm with ya. I wet myself twice.
@Kitkatheb
@Kitkatheb 5 жыл бұрын
I was wearing head phones while watching this video and I believe every one around me thought I was nuts 😆
@djgaben6187
@djgaben6187 Жыл бұрын
Hearing that gentle southern accent say; "Im baked out of my gourd" made me laugh so hard I thought they were gonna have to replace my liver
@percy9406
@percy9406 9 ай бұрын
I'm 70 years old and dying of cancer and I'm as loaded as I can be watching this right now.
@SandraCole-m6t
@SandraCole-m6t 7 ай бұрын
You Rock
@teresahall825
@teresahall825 7 ай бұрын
God bless you
@wayneasiam65
@wayneasiam65 7 ай бұрын
Party on, Dude.
@vapes531
@vapes531 7 ай бұрын
If the fight is done, then enjoy every second however you desire until the Creator calls you home good human❤❤❤
@Pnut0408
@Pnut0408 7 ай бұрын
Sending hugs from NY ❤
@watcher4587
@watcher4587 4 жыл бұрын
"15 or 50 the last voice you need to hear when your high is your mother" On god this hit deep
@bellerain381
@bellerain381 3 жыл бұрын
Also moms must have the best radar! The minute you do something wrong/taboo, you’ll get a call and it’s your mom!!!
@watcher4587
@watcher4587 3 жыл бұрын
@Camron Tefertiller stop smoking dabs and get the willpower to stop for a week or 2. Ffs I havent smoke in since chrismas cause i need to find a job
@Trollensky
@Trollensky 3 жыл бұрын
@Camron Tefertiller Take a few weeks off every so often, its what I do to get my tolerance back. If you can't I would suggest thinking long and hard about what place marijuana has in your life.
@prestonspears6078
@prestonspears6078 3 жыл бұрын
Cops are way worse
@RobotFilms101
@RobotFilms101 Жыл бұрын
My mom got me into smokin so cant say can relate
@MrJaxparadize
@MrJaxparadize 5 жыл бұрын
“Where did you get these brownies?!” Lmfao!!!!! Epic!!!
@jediknight38
@jediknight38 Жыл бұрын
"I go home, go down the basement and I ate the whole brownie!" Rookie mistake. 😂😂😂😂😂
@JamesOhGoodie
@JamesOhGoodie 5 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Ron White is offstage thinking “Dude, you should have just asked!”
@georgiecampbell5949
@georgiecampbell5949 5 жыл бұрын
LOL. Good one
@AMARQ-zo8um
@AMARQ-zo8um 5 жыл бұрын
IKR!!! For Realz!!! FLMAO ROTFF DOE!!!
@dpm-jt8rj
@dpm-jt8rj 5 жыл бұрын
I forgot all about Ron! Imagine those two together!
@johnthomas6224
@johnthomas6224 4 жыл бұрын
Bad part is I can see this
@kyleprice3453
@kyleprice3453 4 жыл бұрын
For real!! 😂
@N.E.U.R.O
@N.E.U.R.O 5 жыл бұрын
As a stoner, I haven't laughed at stoner comedy so hard
@freespiritwithnature4384
@freespiritwithnature4384 4 жыл бұрын
Cool when your young ,til it starts to really f with your memory. Ohhh man,it’s bad m the older you get my friend , you do forget. Look at Aaron Hernandez Story , I don’t even know if he was a stoner . Just be careful man . Live longer life and reverse aging. David Sinclair ,Lewis Howes. If your in 20s- 30-s-40, they can actually reverse your age . Any older it’s harder , Bill is f hilarious,I would have paid $ to see him eating a postcard brownie . ( I mentioned it only because you mentioned that you were a stoner , I’m watching a 28 yr old ,lose their memory literally,just from f bongs . I tried to help ,but apparently vaping is worse . ) As a stoner , Do you recommend anything safer ,because frankly I’m scared ###$hipless right now. Bills hilarious,unfortunately he too looks exactly like my brothers twin. He died a few yrs ago. RIP TODD ,age32 .He and his BFF got drunk ,my brother passed out on the lawn and Andy accidentally ran over his shin the next am,not seeing him,it got infected,but spread. He beat it , but it came back , and robbed him of his memory too . Our dad died the yr before too ,. Good News Is about a month ago ,I read a true story about this Cancer Cure. It’s real @ works. “ How Joe TIPPINS beat terminal lung cancer with $7 dollar dog medicine. FENDBENDAZOLE/Pancura. Interviewed by James Templeton,from the Wellness Center.” My Cancer Story Rocks, was on Facebook,but open only to Cancer Patients. Anyway Yeah Bill is awesome. 😊.
@chesterwardan5515
@chesterwardan5515 4 жыл бұрын
Free Spirit With Nature what in the FUCK are you talking about...... don’t ever make these false claims and accusations about weed ever, ever again. You fucking crack head.
@mracidman2536
@mracidman2536 4 жыл бұрын
@@freespiritwithnature4384 you must be smoking something else
@xbluetux3505
@xbluetux3505 4 жыл бұрын
@@mracidman2536 idk man I've said some pretty weird shit the first couple times I got high😂 and it made sense in my head😂 so maybe hes just HELLA fucked up lmfao
@dougboyd536
@dougboyd536 4 жыл бұрын
@@mracidman2536 maybe it was laced with angel dust!
@ritabarber1155
@ritabarber1155 2 жыл бұрын
This was the most hilarious thing he's ever done ! I love him
@roach1947
@roach1947 5 жыл бұрын
Laughed so hard, i woke my kid up. Could have something to do with the brownie i had earlier, too.
@66flamer
@66flamer 5 жыл бұрын
here...hands you a plate of nachos.
@zurties510
@zurties510 5 жыл бұрын
I got half way though this and texted friends for edibles. Never had one but we are getting dabs to make them
@BloodySawBlade
@BloodySawBlade 4 жыл бұрын
A most excellent choice. 😂
@doreenau2975
@doreenau2975 8 ай бұрын
OMG 😂 😅
@Dustindonahue01
@Dustindonahue01 4 жыл бұрын
"He has acute angina" "He has a what" I died
@missyb2366
@missyb2366 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard no sound was coming out, tears were running down my face, and my side still hurts!
@maceyprice9658
@maceyprice9658 5 жыл бұрын
Missy B me toooooo
@nancymiller349
@nancymiller349 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard tears were running down my legs
@missyb2366
@missyb2366 5 жыл бұрын
@@nancymiller349 LOL!!!!
@BillEngvallComedy
@BillEngvallComedy 5 жыл бұрын
Best kind of laughs Missy!!
@purplerain6191
@purplerain6191 5 жыл бұрын
Yep same.. ...meanwhile somewhere behind me my mom bout pissed herself laughing
@ingrid1797
@ingrid1797 2 жыл бұрын
I so agree of part 3 is so needed in this story! He's another one of those Comics that just tells it how it is and I think that's why we can all relate to him. Been-there-done-that!!!
@marktempleton9601
@marktempleton9601 4 жыл бұрын
Peace said,"Are you having trouble going nighty-night?" 😂
@escapingennui
@escapingennui 5 жыл бұрын
"Most excellent choice" Was he from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?
@karendaniel620
@karendaniel620 5 жыл бұрын
My exact thought.
@julioguzman1907
@julioguzman1907 5 жыл бұрын
No, That's Keanu Reeves
@jackdeath6205
@jackdeath6205 5 жыл бұрын
Nope , Crush from Finding Nemo.
@corbandallas8565
@corbandallas8565 5 жыл бұрын
i thought he was quoting waynes world
@jackdeath6205
@jackdeath6205 5 жыл бұрын
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@TorturedPeace
@TorturedPeace 5 жыл бұрын
Watched this numerous times and laugh so hard every time! I’m in the room with him as he tells the story!
@davidbowers2209
@davidbowers2209 5 жыл бұрын
I would love to hear Gayles stories about life with Bill.
@caseysimon6357
@caseysimon6357 4 жыл бұрын
...or Gail’s stories..
@AZKathy07
@AZKathy07 3 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine all these stories from her perspective!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!
@carlalongerbeam774
@carlalongerbeam774 Жыл бұрын
Uh, I second that idea. I could only imagine the stories that she could tell. Plus, how she feels about Bill using her & usually something embarrassing. 😂
@debrabaird633
@debrabaird633 18 күн бұрын
Me too
@Nakamichi_Jun
@Nakamichi_Jun 5 жыл бұрын
First comedian in a long time who has had me in stitches this bad, with very little to no rude words! Pretty amazing skill in this day and age, thank you Bill. Please run for President!
@1224dlc
@1224dlc 5 жыл бұрын
I kept saying “oh no, he didn’t..he didn’t eat the whole brownie.” He ate the whole brownie! 😂😂. He’s absolutely funny! I love it when he laughs at his own experience!
@MorrisonScotch
@MorrisonScotch 4 жыл бұрын
Trying out new pick up lines, tell me what you think. Hey baby, let me eat your brownie.
@kennethneece4838
@kennethneece4838 2 жыл бұрын
@@MorrisonScotch 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That may or may not work as pick up line!🤣🤣🤣
@amigopuerco
@amigopuerco Жыл бұрын
I always eat the whole brownie. I must have a high edible tolerance or something. My experiences are never like they talk
@Maddym365
@Maddym365 Жыл бұрын
“A head can’t roll upstairs!!”
@chriswright5204
@chriswright5204 10 ай бұрын
Don’t we all
@unotweek
@unotweek 5 жыл бұрын
Bill has always been one of my favorite comedians, his view on life makes me laugh till I hurt.
@kbshaw
@kbshaw 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like everybody needs a friend like Peace in their life
@jessegd6306
@jessegd6306 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah but preferably not WHEN THEY'RE DEALING OUT YOUR PRESCRIPTION MEDICATION AND GIVING YOU THE WRONG KIND OF SHIT
@marysunshine4730
@marysunshine4730 4 жыл бұрын
I have several
@wooboo2009
@wooboo2009 3 жыл бұрын
Friends like peace are AMAZING ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@joystone6378
@joystone6378 Жыл бұрын
Peace would be my BFF if I lived close by!!
@GirlDad605
@GirlDad605 4 жыл бұрын
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. I’m dying!😂😂😂
@jacksycz
@jacksycz 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard that I was actually tearing up. The voice alterations are particularly useful. What a pro.
@stephanieyeminez89
@stephanieyeminez89 Жыл бұрын
3 part would be great OMG I couldn't stop laughing I just love you. Merry Christmas to you and your family. Also love Blue comedy collar club. God bless.
@YourTattooedRebelGirl
@YourTattooedRebelGirl 5 жыл бұрын
''Who knows what kind of sick disgusting things they'll do to a head in jail!'' "My father has a vagina and apparently it's a cute one!!!" I have never laughed so freaking hard in my life!!!! Bill you are awesomeness wrapped in hilariousness 😂🤣😂
@paulk5311
@paulk5311 5 жыл бұрын
i found that...not even funny. maybe because i am not high.
@YourTattooedRebelGirl
@YourTattooedRebelGirl 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone is entitled to their opinion. I'm a total stoner but this had me laughing to the point I couldn't breathe. He's just a really good comedian
@Beezlie727
@Beezlie727 5 жыл бұрын
@@YourTattooedRebelGirl you said it! He's beyond funny because his routines are so relatable & believable! He has me in tears every time! "A cute vagina"! OMG stop! "Maybe that's why I have a narrow urethra!"
@YourTattooedRebelGirl
@YourTattooedRebelGirl 5 жыл бұрын
@@Beezlie727 Yes and I get a kick out of him every single time!!!! He has to get together with Jeff, Larry, and Ron again!!! I love when Bill does his own thing but all four of them together makes for one awesome comedy adventure lol!!!
@lashendawest7509
@lashendawest7509 Жыл бұрын
We love Bill Engvall
@AnnabellaRedwood
@AnnabellaRedwood 5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Shangri-La... That punch line was spot on. It's all so crazy you know it's got to be true! 😀😂
@BillEngvallComedy
@BillEngvallComedy 5 жыл бұрын
hahaha Mandy I couldn't make it up if I wanted to!!
@darthmusturd9526
@darthmusturd9526 4 жыл бұрын
That’s what we call our house
@johnmoehring9329
@johnmoehring9329 4 жыл бұрын
OH. MY. GOSH!!! This made me laugh so hard I woke my wife in the other room. These two bits are some of the best I've ever heard.
@LilyMaeBrass
@LilyMaeBrass 4 жыл бұрын
“I was fine for 20 minutes” .. “then I didn’t have a body”
@djgaben6187
@djgaben6187 Жыл бұрын
Exactly how my first edible experience went. Shit was soooooo crazy
@LilyMaeBrass
@LilyMaeBrass Жыл бұрын
@@djgaben6187 😂 same man
@geekymetalhead5112
@geekymetalhead5112 2 ай бұрын
As an experienced stoner, I've had my funniest moment with three 100mg bottles of rays......yeah long story short, the first 2 hit after I finished the 3rd one and my body was jello for 8 hours 😂😂
@DRockin33
@DRockin33 5 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of Crush from finding Nemo when he does Peace. Lmao!
@racingfuel28
@racingfuel28 5 жыл бұрын
Frenrik Rodriguez I was wondering if anyone else thought that😂
@BillEngvallComedy
@BillEngvallComedy 5 жыл бұрын
Bet you they were related!
@DRockin33
@DRockin33 5 жыл бұрын
Bill Engvall Lol. you’re not eating those brownies right now are you? 😂
@oldman9843
@oldman9843 5 жыл бұрын
After watching Nemo over 1000 times with the granddaughters I thought the same thing brother .
@18aplateindoors
@18aplateindoors 4 жыл бұрын
Ben Coker that’s crazy he responded to you
@stevenpope1462
@stevenpope1462 5 жыл бұрын
thank you for posting the other half of the story, Bill! You are funny as ever!
@kcass72
@kcass72 5 жыл бұрын
Don’t eat pot brownies you’ll get the munchies and then keep eating the brownies 😂😂👍🏻
@hectorramos5400
@hectorramos5400 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@M4A1_DELTA6
@M4A1_DELTA6 5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA SOO TRUE XD
@roberto3151991
@roberto3151991 5 жыл бұрын
Isn't that the point tho? 0_0
@suzannemcneal7320
@suzannemcneal7320 5 жыл бұрын
That's why you make a pan of regular brownies at the same time. My brownies are dosed at about an inch and a half square. Eat one then have all the normal brownie I want and relax.
@mikesavage8793
@mikesavage8793 5 жыл бұрын
@@suzannemcneal7320 Yeah but then you run out of regular brownies and all you have is wacky brownies left.
@edgarhoey8733
@edgarhoey8733 4 жыл бұрын
I could listen to stories like this all day
@ritabarber1155
@ritabarber1155 2 жыл бұрын
I have watched this so many times ! I about die from laughing , especially after his mother calls . OMGOSH . I COULD BARELY BREATHE ! LOVE HIM !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@KarenBianchini
@KarenBianchini 5 жыл бұрын
Oh Lord. I haven't laughed so hard in quite some time!! Thanks Bill.
@timothyhodges705
@timothyhodges705 6 ай бұрын
The visual of Gayle drinking milk out of the carton is too much! 😆😆😆😆
@medictwentyfive6183
@medictwentyfive6183 3 ай бұрын
While lying on a table 😂😂😂
@VivaLaDnDLogs
@VivaLaDnDLogs 5 жыл бұрын
Bill just has this long-lost style of telling funny stories. And the older he gets, the more incredulous he becomes at this sh*t. I think Bill was born to do Dad Jokes.
@sheilacape4794
@sheilacape4794 2 жыл бұрын
I like the one about the bugs just a getin' it across the desert sands! On Dorkfish...lol
@derekwalker4622
@derekwalker4622 3 жыл бұрын
Oh Bill, I have to rate you up there with Lewis Grizzard for story-telling. You are pure genius. I have to say, you're probably my favorite of all time. So damn funny. Thanks!
@rogm8577
@rogm8577 Жыл бұрын
He was a great American.
@glendahoward8259
@glendahoward8259 10 ай бұрын
Wow! There's a name you don't hear very often! You're right though😁
@karirose3513
@karirose3513 5 жыл бұрын
hilarious! wish they'd come back with more. Bill was always my favorite along with Ron.
@lucynightfall455
@lucynightfall455 5 жыл бұрын
And Jeff Foxworthy too
@BillEngvallComedy
@BillEngvallComedy 5 жыл бұрын
Was!? I'm still around Kari geesh!!! haha we both are!!
@karirose3513
@karirose3513 5 жыл бұрын
Bill Engvall You guys are all amazing! I just meant I wish there were more that i haven't seen, watched you guys so much! ( in a non creep like way). Lmao
@seanlauer7483
@seanlauer7483 5 жыл бұрын
@@lucynightfall455 Let's not forget about Larry The Cable Guy
@pmmrfan9892
@pmmrfan9892 5 жыл бұрын
When you get high for the 1st time...someone should help you like a Shaman 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@KingGremlin602
@KingGremlin602 5 жыл бұрын
Acute angina im crying real tears😂😂😂😂😂😂
@timliley8204
@timliley8204 5 жыл бұрын
Laugh so hard started coughing love Bill Engvall my favorite comedian of all time
@lindamulholland406
@lindamulholland406 3 жыл бұрын
This had me laughing so hard ! 🤣Bill you are the man , Gayle is so lucky to have you ❤💖 , you are so funny and creative with your jokes and stories , keep it up !
@heidimarchant5438
@heidimarchant5438 5 жыл бұрын
I've got tears in my eyes😂😂😂😂 cough cough... I think my neighbors think I'm nuts, the widows are open...who cares this is hilarious 😂
@micheleharbaugh8271
@micheleharbaugh8271 5 жыл бұрын
I watched it while sitting on my back porch. Sorry neighbors. I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard (and loudly).
@Patrick_Cooper
@Patrick_Cooper 5 жыл бұрын
Same here. Always bursting out laughing a stuff like this. People have to know I am high most the time. I am, but for medical reasons. ; )
@saillihou2224
@saillihou2224 5 жыл бұрын
Well u gotta cough to get off
@Mr.SpaceBurger
@Mr.SpaceBurger 5 жыл бұрын
One of the best story tellers. Much love from Michigan.
@jimandwendy
@jimandwendy 5 жыл бұрын
Yooper here.
@joewisniewski9206
@joewisniewski9206 5 жыл бұрын
Michigander here also
@suzyivey123
@suzyivey123 5 жыл бұрын
My friend and I were smoking at her house ,we were in our 30-s and her phone rang and she looked at the caller ID and said , put it out its my mom. I was like are you high claireese , she's on the phone not at the door , dork
@crisvanfan
@crisvanfan 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@zombiegone2073
@zombiegone2073 4 жыл бұрын
The fact her name is claireese makes the whole story funnier
@u4riahsc
@u4riahsc 4 жыл бұрын
I can totally relate.
@blondebailey9575
@blondebailey9575 4 жыл бұрын
Two of my sisters, my mom and I were all at a concert in San Diego. Some guys behind us lit up and offered it to my mom first. She very politely turned it down. We of course all happily took a few hits. To this day we still laugh about how polite our mom was, she's from a whole different decade than we are. 😂😂😂
@u4riahsc
@u4riahsc 4 жыл бұрын
Blonde Bailey - back in the 60s my mom caught me rolling a joint, and it was to her, the most horrible thing ever. Fast forward into the 80s and she asks me to get her some weed. She claimed it was for her friend with glaucoma (I let her think I believed that). A couple of weeks later I asked her if she liked it and she said that she didn't think she would do it again. When I asked her why, she said that she ended up eating everything in the house. Oh yeah - I forgot to tell her about the munchies!
@hakunamatata3641
@hakunamatata3641 4 жыл бұрын
“And I was fine for 20mins and then I didn’t have a body” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@kaitlynj.7389
@kaitlynj.7389 4 жыл бұрын
I was listening to this while working out and I literally feel on the floor I was laughing so hard 😂👍 I love Bill, he's absolutely hilarious ❤
@daughterofTheLion
@daughterofTheLion 4 жыл бұрын
Omgosh! Laughing so hard! Just hearing about his pot adventures is doing me good!
@coloringwithd
@coloringwithd 5 жыл бұрын
Just laughed my ass off and spit water out of my nose.
@RamDragon32
@RamDragon32 4 жыл бұрын
I think I sprained my gut laughing so hard.
@viking22
@viking22 9 ай бұрын
Yeah, we definitely need part 3 and Gayle's experience. This is one of the funniest routines I've seen. Thanks Bill for your talent.
@kath5201
@kath5201 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah....edibles do need a guide or something. Bought some chocolates. Ate 1. Waited 2 hours...nuthin. Ate another....oh my Lord!
@bluebear3992
@bluebear3992 5 жыл бұрын
They do. If you buy it from a clinic they have dosages. Be wary. Some of those are no joke. A hell of a time.
@dhanagunter5893
@dhanagunter5893 5 жыл бұрын
They have a way of sneaking up on you. Made that mistake with a pot burger one time, ate it, nothing for about 20 minutes, then laughed my ass off for 2 hours straight, My son was not amused, however I had no pain anywhere for 24 hours. I never touch the edibles anymore.
@pamh.5705
@pamh.5705 5 жыл бұрын
@Ronald Strout I suspect he took some literary license for the sake of the show!
@isorokudono
@isorokudono 5 жыл бұрын
Lucky you. People always say they get scared. I smoke everyday and have never felt that..
@Dewitt-b8n
@Dewitt-b8n 5 жыл бұрын
I eat them daiky. 100mg peanut butter cookies. Eliminates my back pain. The buzz is gentle.
@Sunmoonstars976
@Sunmoonstars976 5 жыл бұрын
"The don't say hey, all you need is a corner". 🤣 My exact first experience with a candy bar.
@shifrabaila6673
@shifrabaila6673 4 жыл бұрын
This must be the 4th or 5th time I have heard this and I still laugh - out loud - and I am alone when I watch it. And it will probably make me laugh the next time I watch it - again and again. Love a comedian who does not need to curse in order to get a "rise" out of the audience.
@geoffreyokrongly916
@geoffreyokrongly916 4 жыл бұрын
Bill. I have been listening to you for two decades. You are the first comedian I remember listening to as a kid. I listen to comedy every day, now. And I blame you. Thank you for making your career what it is. You are amazing.
@shaggydudegaming
@shaggydudegaming 5 жыл бұрын
Seriously the first stand up that has made me laugh this hard in YEARS
@luv2cook.
@luv2cook. 3 жыл бұрын
You need to watch Sebastian maniscalco
@CuriousGoodsJessica
@CuriousGoodsJessica 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my God, as soon as he said his mom called, I remembered my friend's grandma busting us in the enclosed outdoor patio room at the exact moment the mushrooms kicked in and we laughed hysterically at her until she gave up & went back in the house 🤣😂🙊I miss you Ryan, we had some great times
@geekymetalhead5112
@geekymetalhead5112 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds awesome
@chefjoeyc
@chefjoeyc 5 жыл бұрын
Omg bill I’m sorry you had a bad brownie incident but man I bet you had no pain for 17 hours😂😂😂
@georgiedagreek2734
@georgiedagreek2734 5 жыл бұрын
Right, lol
@JL-sm6cg
@JL-sm6cg Жыл бұрын
Until he woke up. lol
@bjmurphy2000
@bjmurphy2000 5 жыл бұрын
I just had my gallbladder removed and i laughed so hard at this i popped a stitch😂
@jalienesinger9153
@jalienesinger9153 5 жыл бұрын
bjmurphy2000 omg that happened to me when I had surgery I had to go back 😂😭
@singe0diabolique
@singe0diabolique 5 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed that hard in a couple of years!
@micshork
@micshork 4 жыл бұрын
I really hope they make a DVD of this
@jaybirdbennett8648
@jaybirdbennett8648 4 жыл бұрын
Still making me laugh lol haven’t changed a bit Bill! You’re awesome 👏🏻
@lucynightfall455
@lucynightfall455 5 жыл бұрын
Never heard him do this one before. OMG I was laughing!!
@adrienneharris8275
@adrienneharris8275 5 жыл бұрын
I am laughing so hard! I want to hear Gayle’s experience!
@keithimel2007
@keithimel2007 3 жыл бұрын
Good to see Bill is still getting people to laugh it up.
@BoMuzurovic
@BoMuzurovic 2 ай бұрын
Bill,thank you for all these years of laughter. It was needed.Again,regards from Australia....all the best to you and Gail
@deanstephens5940
@deanstephens5940 5 жыл бұрын
The brownie story is relatable! I'm just glad you were able to go to sleep! Last time I ate one, it was made with a Sativa strain. Damn thing had me stoned for 14 hours. Ah.... The good times.......
@SqueezeLift
@SqueezeLift 5 жыл бұрын
14 hours? You sure it wasnt spice or PCP??
@deanstephens5940
@deanstephens5940 5 жыл бұрын
@@SqueezeLift very sure. I decarboxolated the herb myself. Pineapple Express.
@deanstephens5940
@deanstephens5940 5 жыл бұрын
@John Walker, for me its a much better alternative as opposed to the 40 mg of vicodan a day. not to mention the bar xanax, amitriptyline, and prozac on a daily basis.I've not entirely kicked the xanax and amitriptyline to the curb, but it still beats the hell out of opioids.
@ednafronkelbarger8601
@ednafronkelbarger8601 3 жыл бұрын
@@SqueezeLift You probably had some pretty weak edibles, because the average edible high lasts 6 hours, and it can often last quite a bit longer. www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/how-long-do-edibles-last#how-long-they-last
@EdwardJamesKenway...
@EdwardJamesKenway... 4 жыл бұрын
OMG! THis was literally pure comedy I love it!!!
@thatgirlfromktown
@thatgirlfromktown 5 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard I woke up my entire house. My daughters are like wth is so funny...all I could say is pot brownie. So I'm pretty sure my family thinks I was high off of pot brownies now. 🤣🤣🤣
@paulk5311
@paulk5311 5 жыл бұрын
you weren't? i'd have to be to find that funny.
@thatgirlfromktown
@thatgirlfromktown 5 жыл бұрын
@@paulk5311 I guess some people just have different tastes in what they find funny. 😁
@D.Marfice
@D.Marfice 5 жыл бұрын
I watched the whole stand up show & I laughed so hard I cried. Hands down favorite comedian of all time
@michellebaker7281
@michellebaker7281 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard, I was crying
@kristysuggs3282
@kristysuggs3282 Жыл бұрын
That Ward Clever line was too funny!!! That would have been a good epsoide of Leave it to Beaver. We named our kid Beaver!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@sherriscook3674
@sherriscook3674 6 ай бұрын
Absolutely HILARIOUS!!!!
@stephaniemiksell419
@stephaniemiksell419 4 жыл бұрын
Oh Bill.... as someone who started smoking(the wonderful devil’s weed) at 13 in the’70’s I was so with everything you were saying even until today. I went many years of my adulthood weed free but to get off opioid pain management I went natural. When I started again I had to re-learn. I’ll admit I enjoyed it. I had to go cold turkey to get off opioids. Worst time of my life. Give me marijuana any day. Trust me. Just don’t plan on leaving the house while high, get used to the munchies and the random obscure stuff that runs through your brain. ☺️ Live high my friend, live high 👍
@smob6969
@smob6969 5 жыл бұрын
Sir I just need you to know I just woke everyone in my house at 6 am laughing so loud! Been listening to your stuff since I was a little boy but now I have a little boy.
@chrissym3869
@chrissym3869 5 жыл бұрын
Whered ya get these brownies lmfao i havnt laughed so much from a comedian ina long time!! (Im still lol)
@ellenelder9941
@ellenelder9941 2 ай бұрын
This guy is hilarious!! My stomach hurts from laughing so hard
@victoriathorne8252
@victoriathorne8252 6 ай бұрын
I can’t stop laughing. He’s too funny.
@danuschild
@danuschild 5 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard I was in tears.
@michaeledmond2367
@michaeledmond2367 3 жыл бұрын
Hello How are you. I hope you are doing ok. Am an old fan of Bill. I saw you here and am hoping we can both get to know each other and be good friends.
@TrinaSky-kg5gy
@TrinaSky-kg5gy Жыл бұрын
Hehehe 🤣 I love this. Thank you for sharing your gifts and talents with US ALL 🎉 I laughed so much 💯
@markorollo.
@markorollo. 5 жыл бұрын
I remember the first time I smoked, outside a pub, went back in, sat down, and it felt like I was sat on the floor. Then later on I got picked up, by the mother, stumbled getting up and pretended I was drunk, not high, because apparently being pissed as a fart is fine but high as a kite isn't. That's the world we live in.
@motorcopjoe
@motorcopjoe 3 жыл бұрын
Greatest comedian ever....absolutely love this guy! So freakin hilarious!!!!
@connorwilliams5785
@connorwilliams5785 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Engval: The real head of the household.
@thecelticcrone7927
@thecelticcrone7927 5 жыл бұрын
Is it just me, or does Peace sound like Ted, from Bill & Ted???🤣🤣🤣🤣
@18aplateindoors
@18aplateindoors 4 жыл бұрын
Crush from finding nemo
@michigander_truckerrides985
@michigander_truckerrides985 5 жыл бұрын
The story can’t end there I need to know what happens to gale
@midniteblue3313
@midniteblue3313 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing. He aaid he ate the whole brownie.
@rookiemechwarrior
@rookiemechwarrior 4 жыл бұрын
He said he bought a weeks worth so I assume he bought at least 7 assuming that he planned to eat one a day.
@caseysimon6357
@caseysimon6357 4 жыл бұрын
Gale..? She blew away. 🤷‍♂️
@MorrisonScotch
@MorrisonScotch 4 жыл бұрын
How about you eat the damn brownie and find out asssshooll
@JohnWatsonPuppetChannel
@JohnWatsonPuppetChannel Жыл бұрын
Really funny stuff. Respect to Bill & thanks for the laughs.
@davedefields3313
@davedefields3313 9 ай бұрын
Thanks Bill. My face hurts from laughing.
@mathewgodfrey1517
@mathewgodfrey1517 4 жыл бұрын
It’s been a long time since I last watched a Bill Engvall stand up. He still makes me laugh.
@akiman712
@akiman712 5 жыл бұрын
that plost twist in the end was gold. I didnt see that coming at all. Nice story develpment
@daniellewhite-rayos850
@daniellewhite-rayos850 5 жыл бұрын
Gotta love it! I needed a good laugh after the long day at work! Thank you blessings and prayers to you and your family! You rock dude!
@danielkinn782
@danielkinn782 5 жыл бұрын
How can Bill be really good friends with Ron White and NEVER tried weed.... Curious minds want to know
@danielkinn782
@danielkinn782 5 жыл бұрын
@Thor Odinson wow.... Thanks for sharing. I'll sleep better someone took my comment seriously vs. a joke
@morishidol4209
@morishidol4209 5 жыл бұрын
Thor Odinson *And* i have tried weed. I have no desire to ever try weed???
@hattienuff1405
@hattienuff1405 5 жыл бұрын
Thor Odinson didn't tell you he's only 7 years old though ...
@jaynnnewell4722
@jaynnnewell4722 5 жыл бұрын
Just because your friends do drugs doesn’t mean you have to (lord I sound like an after school special). I’ve never really been interested in trying any myself but I’ve hung out with people who did. I just said I wasn’t interested and they stopped offering.
@nofybn7794
@nofybn7794 5 жыл бұрын
@@jaynnnewell4722 THAT is so rare though. Most do, out of peer pressure. Most probably wouldn't stay friends, they think the one that doesn't is a loser. Friends are usually alike in some way.
@NightNative
@NightNative 3 жыл бұрын
I had the pleasure of watching this legend in my hometown, man he is a great story teller.
@ryliebrown5925
@ryliebrown5925 10 ай бұрын
I’m fucked up rnn this story has me dying 🤣
@FrauWilhelmKlink
@FrauWilhelmKlink 4 жыл бұрын
@Bill Engvall, I saw this earlier and was dying of laughter. I literally had tears down my face, especially at the part about the brownies because I've had a similar experience with them. Then I watched this with my sister (who's a stoner) four hours later. Let me tell you, we both had to take off our glasses because we were laughing so hard that we were wheezing. I'm thinking I should've warned her NOT to get high beforehand! 😆
@ladym2398
@ladym2398 5 жыл бұрын
That was AWESOME!!!!👏👏👏👏
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