The Return of the Karen

The Return of the Karen
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Art by Just Some Guy
Original trailer concept: Bleach Opening 01
Music: "Enkon Hakuchuumu" by Sakagami Souichi - Copyright (C) 2015 Trial & Error/Sakagami Souichi All rights reserved.
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[@NicoBlack69]

"I'm blacker than you, literally." I shouldn't be laughing this hard, but I am.

[@arekpetrosian4965]

We all are, dude...we all are.

[@deadman6007]

Wow,just WoW

[@michaelwilson2497]

Almost wrecked the truck listening to him say that. LMAO

[@BluemoonLacrymosa]

I'm just mad man put up the ancestry breakdown too!

[@tb4326]

What is truly sad is many will think he’s black just because of his beliefs. That is some scary shizzzzz, society thinking they can remove a persons color is beyond racism, it’s straight up the first step to genocide.

[@BlueLighteningGojo]

I remember that article, and immediately thought to myself, “wow, she really has no idea how racist she is.”

[@bogey780]

Wokandans spend so much time on mirroring their rhetoric to each other that they seldom have the time or energy to actually understand what pisses themselves off.

[@chaptermasterpedrokantor1623]

SJW's project their racism onto others and then pat themselves on how enlightened they are.

[@boejidenthepotato8930]

nope because as the golden rule goes "only white people can be racist"

[@abigailslade3824]

Those who cry racist the most are inevitably the most racist of people.

[@chaptermasterpedrokantor1623]

@@abigailslade3824 I reckon not always, as those who fought for civil rights inthe 1950's and '60's fought against some actual nasty racism. Although I wonder, did they use that term at the time? Cause if not your statement stands.

[@JakeTheArmyGuy]

"I'm blacker than you." Damn, I ain't even black and I felt that shit.

[@fullmetaltheorist]

I'm black but I felt that too

[@DatDarkOne]

My padawan has now achieved Master status.

[@MGTV1]

@@DatDarkOne I WOULD EXPECT A SITH LORD TO KNOW THAT JEDIS HAVE PADAWANS, SITHS HAVE APPRENTICES.

[@DatDarkOne]

@@MGTV1 who said anything about sith? I didn't. :P

[@MGTV1]

@@DatDarkOne your avatar at thhe time of your comment was darth vader.

[@arekpetrosian4965]

Had to come back and comment again...I just had a thought... Since Lord of the Rings was written by Tolkien, and he intended it to be a mythology for his home country, isn't what Christina is doing (dressing like an elf) something that would qualify as "cultural appropriation"? 'Cause that's some racist shit, ain't it?

[@matthiuskoenig3378]

@@mallios13 how do you know elves weren't supposed to have pointed ears? tolkien describes hobbits as haveing pointed ears but less than elvish, and describes elf ears as leaf-shaped. the idea they didn't have pointed ears is a stretch pulled by some fans, who argue that leaf-shaped doesn't mean pointed and that he wasn't refuring to his elves when he described hobbits as haveing less pointy ears than elves, the latter of which is a real stretch if you ask me.

[@smithryansmith]

That sound you hear is black Karen crying. "I'm blacker than you, little girl." Once more JSG for the win.

[@richardvickers8117]

Two things you can count on with KZbin; one, their censors are stupid and 2, they are lazy. Doesn't bode well for you, man, as you are obviously neither. But, best wishes and lots more people behind you than back your opponents.

[@joshpotter9261]

And then he tops it all off with legitimately fluent Elvish, serious. Its not even reading it and sounding it out from the script, he's really speaking it as naturally as anyone that has any use for a second language.

[@kyrohowe3156]

Biggest Roast I've ever heard! In the video, I mean

[@MrPGC137]

Now admit it: Wouldn't we all pay money to see the look on her face the moment she first hears that comment? I know I would!

[@god9034]

AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[@mr.n0on344]

...Dude you sure you're not part Balrog? They're the only things I know of that cause burns that bad.

[@mr.n0on344]

Just Some Guy, I got question. What exactly did you say in Elvish? Cause I heard it in all your Lord Of The Rings videos?

[@SHA4200]

Oooohhh god one.

[@loneronin6813]

JSG: "False copyright strikes will not avail you! Flame of KZbin! YOU SHALL NOT HARASS!!!"

[@insertclevernamehere1186]

I dunno, Smaug do spit flames though...

[@dishmanw]

@@insertclevernamehere1186 Also dragons could destroy the one ring if they swallowed it.

[@TheZeroDozer]

"I'm blacker than you, little girl." I tell ya, JSG is scary when he's furious.

[@reberee677]

@@admirekashiri9879 Maybe, but dealing with ppls stupidity can make you say or do something stupid sometimes.

[@admirekashiri9879]

@@reberee677 thats not a good justification. He should have focused on her bs content not her heritage

[@matthewmclean9607]

Good, goood let the hate flow through you - palpatine

[@reberee677]

@@admirekashiri9879 I'm sure than he would have gladly focused on just her bs context rather than her heritage; except for the part where her heritage was already part of it. That was in fact her whole base behind the content she was trying to push. Plus there's the fact of your point. That he is the same. Mixed. Which I don't know if that's true but who gives a damn. His comment was not really an insult from my point of view. I think it was more of a... We're in the same boat. You don't see me bitching about that bs do you?

[@reberee677]

@@admirekashiri9879 That's putting aside the fact that he DID focus on her bs content. The bs content of her article was his entire video. The thing your offended over was one comment at the end of that video. So yeah...

[@Reidbynature]

You can't cure stupid, but you can sure as hell monetize it.

[@OwO377]

If that how they do then everyone can make double the monetize if not why do it? If the answer is doesn't care then that word put karma on themselves.

[@gryffen9608]

"You can lead someone to knowledge, but you can't make them think." -- me

[@coreydb3549]

Just Some Guy, wielding the famed sword ‘Wokeslayer’ The Hero we need.

[@bemotivated8443]

I’d watch the anime

[@coreydb3549]

@@bemotivated8443 id buy the T-shirt

[@elizabethweigle6146]

@@bemotivated8443 saaaaame

[@danny_decheeto8300]

@@coreydb3549 yessir

[@dkarpovich28]

@@coreydb3549 I'd buy the toys and the video game

[@thefreshestslice4105]

The last time I tried to read LotR, the book just shut in my face. Apparently only people that look like the characters in the book can read it, and I just didn't make the cut.

[@omegaPSI2006]

Same thing happened when I tried to read Harry Potter, there's no mayans in it. HP Lovecraft books give me the side spine but they let me read it as long as I don't mutter in Spanish

[@LordWyatt]

Damnit the same thing happened to me when I tried to watch good female protagonists...I guess I’m just a sexist 😅

[@庫倫亞利克]

@@omegaPSI2006 To be frank Lovecraft was pretty xenophobic (doesn't stop his books from being awesome though). But Tolkien, not so much; even the dark-skinned Haradrims and Easterlings aren't depicted as "evil," just misled and shaped by their experience just like anyone else.

[@thomaspaul311]

Did the book you read have color pictures? How, exactly, do you know what the people in the book look like?

[@admirekashiri9879]

😂😂

[@fenrirtheicewolf2019]

Can't wait for the start of the new trilogy. Karen: An unwanted presence, Karen: The heartless child, Karen: The evil queen...

[@JohnDoe-hr4cf]

Karen: A Lost Hope Karen: The Manager Strikes Back Karen: Return Of Their Twitter account

[@nazrulaqmar4891]

No it's : Karen : The Complain Awakens Karen : The Last stupid Karen : The Rise of Racist

[@NeverForget1776]

Karen PT 3: Rise of the Blacken

[@draconshot928]

Karen: the whale menace Karen: the Karen wars Karen: the return of the sith

[@nazrulaqmar4891]

@@draconshot928 Karen : Attack of the police calls

[@Oxnate]

LOL "Forgot the taste of fried chicken." That had me bent over, laughing.

[@professorexposition9768]

Same, that was the best line I've heard in a looong time

[@ComicBookGuy420]

🤣 same

[@jameshannagan4256]

As a white dude I can honestly sat that is my very favorite food on the planet which helps reinforce how stupid racism really is.

[@T3nch1]

There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for how badly this Karen was smote.

[@loneronin6813]

I don't mean to sound overzealous about grammar, but you're the first person to use the word, "smote," correctly that I've seen in a very long time. :D I know that sounds dumb of me to even bring up, but it's appalling how often people say, "smited," which as far as I'm aware isn't even a word in the first place. :P

[@dimitrijleus]

@@loneronin6813 Smited, or even smitten. As a DnD player, I heard this so often I am genuinely happy when I see or hear people actually using the correct word for once x)

[@loneronin6813]

@@dimitrijleus Yeah I can see how that might crop up enough to be unpleasant. I can tell you that as a writer certain misuse of words as well as laughably poor grammar become even more annoying with time and repetition lol

[@jaceyking5015]

You know it's serious when the man starts throwing shade in Elvish.

[@NerylaLouvel]

So that's what that was!

[@Gnostic88]

@@NerylaLouvel What was he saying?

[@NerylaLouvel]

@@Gnostic88 Good question, I actually thought this tied up to when he said "I am blacker than you" and thought he spoke a native African language. Which would've been super epic but this works too xD. But yeah I can't speak elven

[@Gnostic88]

@@NerylaLouvel same i thought he was speaking african. lol

[@micahp.4356]

Was it Sindarin or Quenya?

[@calexander7495]

KZbin: "We will resolve this dispute in the most fair and objective way possible. Bring forth the pigmentation meter!"

[@DanyTV79]

😅 Oh, the NPCs!

[@inspectorjavert8443]

Pia Jussie Smollet, Domne Equis Requium

[@PorktatoesSSRB]

Flash back of Peter measuring a Middle Easterner with the Pigment meter

[@Ramsey276one]

LOVED THIS

[@ThisisKyle]

I once heard someone say that KZbin doesn't KZbin very well, stuff like this is proof to that.

[@Phanto5692]

I heard the same thing. I also heard that the reason is they don't have enough people to investigate all the complaints that come in.

[@EnsignRedshirtRicky]

YT - "We cannot be expected to follow our own rules. That is racist!"

[@noahjahnsen7841]

When you said "I'm Blacker than you" I could just see you doing a T pose of dominance over her for some reason.

[@TheKenthor]

JSG is my favorite pop culture commentator.

[@AmarilloArmadillo1234]

First

[@Yusuke_Denton]

Second

[@albatross4920]

Same here🤘🏾

[@Furiafelina]

Same, and love it when he speaks elvish.

[@bemotivated8443]

He does a good Smeagol voice

[@jewishiceberg7714]

Wouldn't this qualify as harassment towards you?

[@cainabel6356]

I would think so.

[@jediman6166]

Nope. He’s a guy. It’s only harassment if a woman is the victim.

[@HickoryDickory86]

She's a minority woman, so no. She has a free pass by society to be as hateful as she damn well pleases, and everyone else is supposed to just accept it in silent submission.

[@whatshisfacemcwhatnot9550]

"The sound of mumble rap" Damnit. I had actually forgotten about that.

[@shanehudson3995]

And if I drink enough, I'll forget it again.

[@dumplingwanders]

This isn’t a fair fight. I kinda feel bad for her. Actually, no, I don’t feel bad for her at all. She totally started it, but it’s still not a fair fight. (Anyone else getting popcorn to watch this?🍿)

[@Taigia527]

Kettle corn.

[@xipheonj]

You're right, it isn't a fair fight. She has all the power, she's on the political side of the ones in power, our overlords overwhelmingly side with people like her.

[@LordWyatt]

Karen Strikes back- JSG’s fans: What orders from Mordor my lord? What does the Eye command? JustSomeGuy: *We have work to do*

[@majaimay]

Watching your content over the years has really hammered home to me, one idiom steeped in ancient wisdom. "Don't start shit, won't be shit"

[@Esen441]

The TOS is there for the company to screw over the little guy, not for the little guy to hold the company accountable.

[@LowellBoggs]

@@InfernosReaper no, the law does not trump the the TOS. the law says they can change the terms of service whenever they like and your only choice is to agree or take a hike. The law only protects us from governments not from other private citizens. The best you could do is to buy stock in Google and use your stockholder rights to annoy them, but all big companies are mainly owned by a small number of key players, so they will likely just ignore you even then.

[@cosettapessa6417]

@@InfernosReaper true

[@crowlittle1765]

It's encouraging that you're not backing down, big respect.

[@UltraGalaxyify]

"No black elves". Apparently, she, like almost everyone else, never saw the first Dungeons And Dragons movie. Or for that matter the Witcher series.

[@Steven9567]

why should there be black elves anyways its form European culture

[@richardcahill1234]

The etymology of elf is literally "white being".

[@freakrx2349]

@Shadow Warrior 101 you mean Redguards from Hammerfell

[@Steven9567]

@@richardcahill1234 that won't stop them one of thor movie has one of gods black even though in lore his skin was white as snow

[@admirekashiri9879]

@@Steven9567 If a creator and writer adds black elves thsts their decision who gives a shit? If they don't again that's their decision and creative literary who gives a shit?

[@jamesburum5529]

I subscribed based on these three videos, Tolkein got me through being in an abusive situation as a child. I read inbetween the lines to the mesage he repeatedly focused on. Unity, despite height, weight race or culture. A unity between all "goodfolk" against evil, greed, slavery. I could go on and on but you sir hit the nail on the head and i appreciate you understanding and defending such an incredible collection of work and the Man who created it from nothing but his imagination and intellect.

[@fenrirtheicewolf2019]

I love JGS is one of the best commentators out there.

[@stenol85]

You love Just Guy Some 🤨🤔

[@fenrirtheicewolf2019]

@@stenol85 Figuratively, he's entertaining.

[@stenol85]

@@fenrirtheicewolf2019 I know what you meant, I was pointing out its JSG not JGS 😘

[@fenrirtheicewolf2019]

@@stenol85 Ah, got it, my bad...😅😅😅

[@cmykrgb1469]

"You're required under your policy to..." Dayum dude, you sure you aren't a student of law?

[@jullingen]

You are a fucking legend man! Keep your content up with the new series or more Tolkien, I feel we really need you these days!

[@monopolizeme]

I love that you won’t back down. I love that you keep making this bigger.

[@shadowking9739]

Nice Gollum voice! And it's great that you're standing your ground!

[@tabithamotta8753]

I would like to gush like a little fan girl about how cool you are, but nothing I write sounds intelligent. I just sound like the dork I am. Oh well. You're amazing and I'm glad you're sticking to your guns.

[@bioblazepayne]

I have a whole new respect for you Legit Guy. Speaking Elvish and Shit. DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN You had to bring it up a notch

[@C.G.Gaster]

Ive said this on another (unrelated) video, i get having bots to lessen the load on working people but when we start to completely rely on them for matters such as this is when we have stepped too far into a flawed automation. Sure having it check for copyrighted material (though it could be better with how it could detect such material) sounds like an ok idea but when having one respond to legal matters such as this with a generic response. You see how things fall apart. KZbin is slowly falling apart by relying on bots that can only make simple decisions or just make an email response.

[@FreakazoidRobots]

"I'm blacker than you. Literally." This wouldn't be much of a putdown if she weren't such a racist. Considering that her whole identity is wrapped up in her skin color, that's gotta sting.

[@Rhino-Prime]

"Black elves" aren't they just called dark elves? Edit: this thread is very informative about elves

[@sxatcychan1988]

Considering that this will equate that race to the Karen, I say that's a terrible insult to dark elves.

[@MultiMoe11]

lol yep and Tolkien didn't create them i believe they were a creation of Dugeons and Dragons but I'm not sure

[@elizabethweigle6146]

I think it depends on the context. My understanding of Dark Elves has never been because they had dark skin, but because they practiced dark or evil magic.

[@Steven9567]

@@elizabethweigle6146 if they have dark skin but they don't have a nergo face

[@admirekashiri9879]

Different black elves are like black humans. Dark elves are just gray or evil elves.

[@jwchampagne1]

You spanked a dumb take on Lord of the Rings... by speaking in Elvish. I've been a nerd for a long time and I've seen some serious nerd shit, but that level of dedication is a step above. I raise my pointed floppy brimmed hat to you.

[@Hinatachan360]

I love hearing you speak Elvish. It's beautiful.

[@GMYSTERYICTNF]

3:08 I like the way he says this part

[@psyqsid]

Thank you for brightening up my day. I truly needed a good laugh today. Keep up the good fight.

[@SpeakerfortheDead]

Omg you freaking kill me! I never miss a video you make. You always make me laugh! I love your sense of humor please never stop! Bravo sir bravo

[@youhavetoguessit]

Legit the best commentary on KZbin. And that was the most savage end I've ever seen. Dude, you make me proud xD

[@Dnzjsjdk]

A person who accuses someone of being racist on speculation alone, gets pissed of for being called out on it.

[@arcangelcrowe]

As a fellow fan and a veteran troller prior to MySpace even, the fact you mic-drop her in quenya is so savage, one has to comment a moment of silence to truly appreciate it....

[@tooslick5198]

The wicked will always despise the truth, just as the darkness will always bend to the light.

[@TheDaiTenguofFuji]

Dude I could listen to you doing videos entirely in fictional languages, you're so damn good at it.

[@xray0302]

Why do I love these videos so much maybe it's the golem voice

[@robertsilverheart8760]

I truly must say you are a hero to me. You have eloquently said about this type of toxic wanna-be fan type, what i have been trying to put into words for years. I truly feel that if your a fan it doesn't matter 1. where you come from 2. what your ethnicity is and 3. what gender/sex you are. A fan loves the material for the story. Period, end of discussion. Please keep up the amazing work you are doing and keep being Just Some Guy. you rock

[@danihelarun]

I didnt realize that was actually her in that photo, I thought it was some random photo that popped up when some one googles black karens. lmao

[@noanswer1864]

I honestly hope the Elven speech at the end there was enough to recreate the "So mad they throw up on the counter" scene from Clerks 2 for the person that keeps false flagging you. Thank you for another enjoyable video.

[@ehellstrom7127]

I just love when JSG smacks someone down!

[@MaskedRiderChris]

As usual, razor sharp and on point, and funny as heck while you're at it. Well said, young man!

[@shanggodaygang8388]

More like, Lord of the Karens: The Two Claims

[@hannahphillips6474]

Well idk if the videos got restricted because they popped up in my recommended today and that's how I found the channel 😁 love it so far!

[@themykeshow9027]

Why do I imagine JSG all stoic while carving up goblins with a katana by a peaceful river with cherry blossom petals falling in the breeze every time I hear this dude speaking elvish? I have no idea what he actually said, but I halfway expect wolves and squirrels and woodland creatures just now started appearing somewhere in downtown Chicago.

[@cosmicduality1341]

She just can't handle the fact that you showed who she really is, and you did it flawlessly.

[@GanonGhidorah]

Tell her she can go _"Ish kahkfe ai'd dur rugnu!"_ Her and all her kin!

[@loneronin6813]

Now I REALLY wish I knew Elvish lol XD

[@GanonGhidorah]

@@loneronin6813 That was Dwarfish.

[@C-Rage]

@@GanonGhidorah what does it mean?

[@loneronin6813]

@@GanonGhidorah My bad lol I never was very good with foreign languages :P

[@1313fina]

That you use quotes from the trilogy to throw shade at this witless worm is *chef's kiss*

[@nyrukdaerog3973]

More willful than a dwarf and more wit than a grey elf. JSG for honorary Noldor.

[@philsparks6717]

Bro, your disses in Elvish earned my subscription. I wrote a paper on it in high school. Savage.

[@zavier_1877]

JSG doing a racism rant like this shouldn't be so funny... BUT IT IS!

[@chinmaypatwardhan3036]

Don't worry JSG we're with you, don't edit a damn thing, your lord of the Karens video was perfect.

[@grimdolo918]

"Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!" --Mr. Burns.

[@jklolnikampoop]

I love your golum intros man, never gets old lol keep up the great work, another piece of perfect content

[@johnobrien6802]

I don't know what he said at the end. But it sounded spicy.

[@lancewalker2595]

Your Quenya is flawless. Just subbed.

[@matthewlee8667]

She's the kind of person to work as a double agent for Saruman

[@OfficerGex]

No matter how many times you have to upload this, I will promote it every time.

[@LordNithilus]

And she thought you'd stop if she kept false flagging your videos. Some people never learn

[@piratebear3126]

Funnily enough I’d forgotten about this thing until now. Thanks privacy complaint for letting me chuckle at the original article again.

[@JenniferMcMahonhawaii78]

Did you just curse her off in Elvish? If so, you're a BADASS! which we already knew.

[@Thehudats]

I never seen lord of the rings, can you translate for sergeant stupid here?

[@gravaelf1]

I am thoroughly entertained by this whole saga. And because of that I am subscribing.

[@TimScottSuiGeneris]

I don't have enough time even remotely to catch up to what you know about LoTR; I'm in full support of your videos criticizing her ineptitude.

[@yunu9439]

Extremely effective, open and clear argument on your side. Well played 👏. Totally in agreement

[@HickoryDickory86]

You may be just some guy, but I love you. You're so damn sassy. 😂

[@turbogeschwindigkeit6180]

oh i missed this one, you should make a playlist of these

[@derGhebbet]

"I'm blacker than you. Literally" /pulls up a chart lol.

[@TheRealMonkeyrogue]

I come for the comics critiques. I stay for the hilarity of the return burn. Keep torching my man.

[@DefunctDisney]

You just "CAN'T FIX STUPID!"

[@stephenjames2159]

Sad part is she's getting more publicity here than from her actual article.

[@d.stifter6269]

That opening bit, not much makes me shiver, but Woke Smeagol..... I’ve never rolled my eyes and been terrified before. “My...... Privilege.....”

[@AtomicF0x]

1:05 MA BOI LURTZ! I know this video tackles a serious topic, but Lurtz the Uruk-Hai leader is one of my favorite villains from Lord of the Rings. I played Isengard in Battle for Middle Earth 1 and 2 for PC and he is a hero unit in both titles. Carnage, Cripple Shot, Leadership, Pillage, and able to switch between bow and sword.

[@anthonyguidas2012]

Never back down, especially when you are right!

[@BrokenCornholio1537]

You want this shit to go away? Stand up to it.

[@anneominous7172]

Was just in the process of enjoying what's honestly not a fucking bad impression of Smeagol and then, "...we forgot the taste of fried chicken..." mate, my fucking sides are in orbit...

[@cyberleaderandy1]

She's obviously a total Karen and trying to bully you into submission, like most Karens do. Go get her JSG.

[@JazziG59]

I love your intro so much!

[@carsonraysnaychuk]

For the algorithm.

[@mikaelhinkkanen2664]

Nice speech. I like your stuff sir. ☺️👏 Greetings from Finland. 👍👌🙏😄🇫🇮

[@BrunoMoreiraTorres]

Gotta watch this one before they take it down 😱😱😱

[@obiwankenobi579]

Love your videos and keep up the good fight! Cheers, mate!

[@Vjakfu]

PC was never about what you can say, it was always about who can say it. - Danilo Gentili

[@skeetchildress9232]

wokandan...im dying. then he starts speaking elvish ish to her. i love this so much.

[@mekoware2358]

Oh my God, Dude you are a fuckin chad, you had me rollin I swear.

[@Kal_g]

I knew it! I knew JSG was going to make this a trilogy! That beginning is amazing! Imagine if Pierry Chan, or someone else animated that sequence, and they put JSG's Gollum Voice over it.

[@FracturedO1]

Flexing by posting your heritage and your knowledge of Tolkien languages. Damn.

[@berkeleysmith6630]

As a Tolkien fan I have read the hobbit lotr the silmarillion and the book unfinished tales love your response

[@Dimythios]

The Gollum Stuff is so damn good.

[@Trippy_solutions]

You just earned yourself a new sub today!