The Rise of Skywalker: My Vote for the Worst Sequence in All of Star Wars

[@HolyApplebutter]

"We must look for the Sith Wayfinder at the *Forbidden Desert* of Pasaana." Gotta say, for a forbidden desert, this place seems pretty lively and friendly.

[@makebettermedia]

Hahaha I had no idea they called it that, I become more convinced everyday this movie was made as a joke

[@Pantherblack]

They really just decided to use any old words in this script.

[@whodatninja439]

why are they having a random festival in a random desert anyway. it has no relevance to the plot, it's just spectable.

[@CorruptPianist]

Maybe they didn't mean Pasaana IS a desert, just that it has one and it's forbidden by the locals. If anything, calling any geographical feature "forbidden" strongly implies there's a civilization nearby to forbid it.

[@weknowthetruth6863]

@@whodatninja439 same thing with the podrace, just time filler

[@Allister_1]

You forgot the "this dagger has done terrible things" While she wields anakins lightsaber. Yknow. The one that killed children in training to be jedi padawans.

[@creed8712]

How much could a Sith dagger really do? Like it’s probably got more Sith blood on it than anyone who’s redeemable

[@malcolmjenkins3585]

Wait what about not just the men but the women and the children too.

[@InsidiousOne]

People say that this dagger's owner refused to use the proper gender pronouns, that's much more serious than killing children.

[@stevedenis8292]

that Sith dagger is said to have been used to cut sandwiches horizontally in to rectangles and not into two triangles.

[@mysticsaxophone4181]

@@stevedenis8292 holy shit

[@DownWithBureaucracy]

"Are they going to explain it? No, of course not" Never heard such an accurate description of the new trilogy. "Sharted out force lighting" Aaand subscribed

[@Gingermamma]

Same!

[@MarkvanBeelen]

"A good question... for another time."

[@ryancols]

This explanation is accurate for all 9 films tbh

[@robertstaples3256]

Ryan C Explaining every tiny detail in a movie would be incredibly impractical and, frankly, would ruin the immersion for any story. But the original trilogy at least made a cursory effort, which was both simple and effective, to explain things. For instance, Empire, in the span of a single scene, described why a ground assault would be necessary to flush out the rebels on Hoth (and we already knew Vader was personally searching for Skywalker - hence his personal presence on the ground). Because the fleet immediately announced its presence, the element of surprise was lost, and the rebels were able to activate their energy shield that protected the base from orbital bombardment. Thus, the Imperials, if they wished to force an immediate confrontation and attempt to destroy the rebels before they could make a hasty evacuation, were forced to deploy ground troops and make their way under the energy shield (which also explains why they came from a distance and didn't just land on top of the base). Little to no such effort at simple but effective explanations were made in the sequel trilogy

[@JD-pp3ml]

I recently rewatched the original trilogy and have come to realize that even they were pretty hokey. I think people tend to romanticize the series and end up expecting way too much

[@karekarenohay4432]

The worst scene of all Star Wars... and all 2019 movies: Poe: "Somehow, Palpatine returned". The embarrased face of Oscar Isaac says it all.

[@ryancols]

Untrue really

[@iminumst7827]

I mean, that line funny. I wouldn't call it the worst scene, but I WOULD say that it's the worst explanation of a retcon EVER. So yeah it's pretty bad.

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

"The dead speak! The galaxy has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late EMPEROR PALPATINE." Nope. *leaves theatre*

[@Avalon_1991]

And it was revealed in Fortnite ffs

[@fireflyserenity31]

@@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 I read that in the clone wars intro voice. Got to say, it improves that summary a lot.

[@Cheldeo]

Like most people here, I came from you're Truman show video and like most people, I thought you had wayyyy more subs, it's been six months since your last upload and seeing as I enjoy your content, I'll be waiting, like most people, for your next video Holy crap. When I made this comment you only had around 600 subs, now you have 10 times that amount! I'm really happy!

[@Stumme-40203]

Same, he’s really underrated

[@makebettermedia]

Thank you, that really means so much to me! I'm trying my best to make new content but my life has been pretty hectic for the last few months. Your comment really helps motivate though!

[@G3_Lexicon]

@@makebettermedia Recently was recommended your Truman show video. Finally just watched it and it gave me chills. Then your Jojo review made me cry. Now this Star Wars review has me laughing (particularly the bit about killing Chewbaca). Hope to see more from you some time, when your life provides an opportunity. Your writing and delivery is enjoyable, I look forward to hearing your perspective on more media

[@makebettermedia]

@@G3_Lexicon Your comment made me tear up. Thank you so much for the kind words and I hope I can put out some more enjoyable content for you!

[@jordanle366]

@@makebettermedia the algorithm is making people watch your videos, trust me, they're high quality. Like a "lessons from the screenplay" video, if it was more like a conversation with a dude you met.

[@KeithBallardA]

I was already having a pretty bad time, but having them "kill" Chewbacca and then immediately go back on it was infuriating. It would have been a rough way for the character to go, but the immediate cheapening of the scene was somehow worse than actually killing him.

[@JumbleJammyJokes]

Agreed, the film had no spine at all

[@M0nlyfans]

100% agreed. Same with how they killed/unkilled Leia in the Last Jedi. With the Bridge getting shot out and the Resistance leaders getting sucked into space would have been a darkly poetic end for Leia. Where not all heroes get a heroes death. But she just Mary Poppins her way back onto the ship to contribute nothing. Like at least Martyr her.

[@flametitan100]

@@M0nlyfans Honestly, the scene would have been _fine_ if they didn't linger on it for so long. Like, have her use the force almost immediately, not after a while.

[@M0nlyfans]

@@flametitan100 100% areed. Like I get space works different in that universe but everyone else died immediately??? Why was she special?

[@jonforpresident04]

And it wasn't even a tricky or clever way to bring him back. They just said "oh there was another ship whatevs" Clearly the writer didn't care about the Chewie dying or not part. They just needed something that Rey would be passionate enough about to use the lightning.

[@OntheOtherHandVideos]

When I first saw the lightning, I thought, "Wow, this movie just got interesting!" Then after thinking about it for 2 seconds, I realized that they were 100% going to bring Chewie back. There was so much potential for good and interesting story telling, and it just falls flat.

[@politebadger5049]

Yeah, I liked the implication that Rey's powers were too much to control, it explains why she learned everything so fast but still limits her making her far less Mary Sue-ish. Of course they abandoned this completely 2 seconds later by making her actions have no consequences. If they had killed Chewie off then she could have developed into a character who has impressive force powers but is afraid to use them. It could have added internal conflict.

[@OntheOtherHandVideos]

@@politebadger5049 Right? But they squandered that character development potential, because there was never a good through-line of character arcs for the series, so they really struggled to get any sort of character arcs in the individual movies.

[@politebadger5049]

@@OntheOtherHandVideos Right, I think Finn is the most egregious example because in the first film he actually had a pretty decent character arc, though I did feel he was a little to glib about killing former comrades. In rise of skywalker he's just kind of there being awkward and useless, even if he is still the best of the new cast.

[@makebettermedia]

2 seconds of thinking will ruin a lot of things in this movie lmao

[@walnut6684]

Me after chewie dies:oh how interesting, is this the start of CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT,nah

[@Verebazs]

6:01 No, it was not stupid. Jango's actual job wasn't assasinating Padmé, that was just the cover. His job was to lay a trail for the Jedi to follow to the Clone army, so the war could start, all according to Palpatine's design.

[@makebettermedia]

That's fair, it has been a while since I've seen attack of the clones so you could absolutely be right, and I would absolutely be wrong. Thanks for the criticism and I hope you enjoyed the rest of the video!

[@plzletmebefrank]

It's also possible that, since Kamino was erased from literally all records, both Jedi and Republic, Jango might have known about it and thought that using gear from a system that doesn't exist in any records would be really smart. But yeah, Palpatine wanted them to end up going to Kamino anyways. Personally, I like the idea that Palpatine somehow knew that Jango would use the equipment... From Kamino... And was hoping that... Okay, maybe that is waaaay too much of a stretch.

[@Pantherblack]

I concede that it makes sense for Jango to use supplied from the soldier-makers that are housing and employing him, particularly when one considers that Kamino was erased from the archives. There's reason to think the dart wouldn't have been successfully traced to him.

[@bolson42]

Yep exactly, honestly it seems smarter that he did do that since obi wan is the type of person to notice small details like that for him to discover kamino and the clones

[@cognitivedissonance8406]

In that case, the stupid part is Obi-Wan not realizing that Dooku and the Trade Federation are connected to Kamino and the Clone Army, considering after Geonisis he unequivocally knew Jango was working with the bad guys, and oh yeah every single clone shares his face. It’s a bad plot, regardless of how omnipotent Palpatine is supposed to be (I’d also argue that omnipotent villains are boring for fairly obvious reasons.)

[@bendkok]

The more videos about tros I watch, the more convinced I am that it was a good idea to not watch this movie.

[@makebettermedia]

The morbid curiosity got me to watch it once in theaters and then once for this video. Never again😂

[@rosemali3022]

I'm still wondering whether I ever watched it or not lol.

[@Pantherblack]

I think episode 9 was the first film I watched that the more I thought back on it, the less I liked it. It works entirely in the moment and after that... it comes apart completely.

[@theduh1011]

I snuck into the theaters to see it & i felt like my money was wasted

[@Bullitt3401]

I skipped this movie, and I'm a "Since '77er." That's how pathetic Disney Star Wars is. Anyone with above average intelligence has already declared it non-canon.

[@nengfer8899]

“Starts a zoom meeting” laughed out loud

[@Whiskers4169]

Rey where is your sith work lol

[@nof9395]

The “they fly now” is the only line I’ve laughed at in the new trilogy because i just imagine a well paid writer thinking hard about some comedic relief for that scene and that “they fly now” was the funniest thing he could come up with

[@-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565]

That might even be worse than Anakin saying, "I don't like sand."

[@whodatninja439]

it was apparently so funny, they said it three times

[@ryancols]

@@whodatninja439 a common comedy trope

[@ryancols]

@@-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565 it isn't

[@ryancols]

They fly now is pretty gold

[@HolyApplebutter]

You know, Rey wouldn't have had to play tug o' war with the ship if Finn actually did something in this movie and shot Kylo during it.

[@JumbleJammyJokes]

That’s a good point, and it made me realise that the last time Finn and Kylo ever interacted was their duel on Starkiller base where Finn gets his spine messed up. You’d think he’d want a bit of payback afterwards

[@Oldschoolgamer13]

Everything The Mouse touches he ruins.

[@Matthewtopia]

Unless you have filoni as the middle man

[@gregbors8364]

You could say the same about JJ Abrams

[@ryancols]

That's not that true given George ruined SW well before Disney

[@mbolu349]

Correction: Kathleen Kennedy ruined SW. Jon and Dave are bringing it back

[@supervideomaker9136]

@ Ryan C How tf did George ruin SW?! Yeah the prequels weren’t perfect but they expanded the lore in a cool way that is still loved today.

[@sorry987654321]

the best kind of sand: perfect dramatic timing sand. Even Anakin would have loved it

[@fewwiggle]

Underrated comment :-)

[@stevedenis8292]

Have to say Anakin would probably hate dramatic timing sand just for being dramatic timing sand .It is after all overly dramatic and, dramatically course also it gets every where in a timely dramatical way.

[@h.c.49]

I always wonder if there's still just a bunch of beans out in the Jordan desert.

[@aaroncabatingan5238]

Anakin: NoOOooOooOoOoO

[@ericchung3177]

At least the dart has no identifying marks outside of simply *being* Kaminoan, and Kamino was wiped from the Jedi archives so that Jango's trail went cold (Even with the absolute CHAD Dexter's help). Oochies knife has literal coordinates to the Emperors super-duper secret hideout on it. -__-

[@mousermind]

"This is just incredible. She's so powerful that she can just _accidentally fart out_ an extremely difficult Dark Side ability." 😹

[@Whiskers4169]

Well not to defend the movie but lightside has force lightning called force jusgment and animal friendship lol

[@LeonardoDaVinci01]

This movie was the biggest middle-finger to EVERY Star Wars fan. This movie has to be a complete joke. Who looked at the final draft of this movie and said “yes, this is fine, publish.”

[@bitharne]

No one did; they just ran out of time...they were editing up till a week or two before it released or something dumb.

[@whodatninja439]

but why does it have 80% audience approval ratings on rotten tomatoes. www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_the_rise_of_skywalker/reviews?type=verified_audience&intcmp=rt-scorecard_audience-score-reviews people are morons and will like anything with star wars on it

[@ethanmoon3925]

@@whodatninja439 They got embarrassed and actually started manipulating scores on Rotten Tomatoes. In the past couple years Rotten Tomatoes has gotten a low-key reputation of bending its data to curry Hollywood favor. I've seen several sources document events where massive numbers of reviews were deleted.

[@iminumst7827]

@@whodatninja439 There was a period where Rotten Tomatoes mass removed negative reviews under the excuse that it was "internet trolls" and not legitimate reviews. However, you would also be surprised how many normies genuinely liked the movie. Last Jedi set expectations super low, and the Force Awakens hype created a bunch of new fans. A similar phenomenon of devout brand loyalty is Pokemon. The Pokemon company puts out the laziest and most terrible games every time, and people are so emotionally attatched to the brand that Pokemon developers can literally get away with anything. The devs don't have to write logical stories, or optimize the game at all, or expand the depth, and people still buy them. The last Pokemon game was the most expensive yet, despite the fact that it was the first Pokemon game to CUT pokemon from the pokedex.

[@whodatninja439]

@@iminumst7827 i agree, that's true. now when i say i dont like the last jedi, fans of that movie automatically assume that "oh then you must love that fan pandering garbage episode 9". no, i dont like either of them. 1-6 is my star wars. 7 was alright at the time but it's been ruined by the sequels.

[@buck_up]

They fly now. They fly now. They fly now. 10/10 writing skills.

[@Sbock86]

Cringe Cringe Cringe

[@Zzzlol94]

cOmEdY. haHahaAhA

[@6Rudolph6Shitler6]

This video was hilarious. I only saw the movie once and I barely remember it, but all your points helped to remind me how forgettable the film was.

[@makebettermedia]

Yeah I had to force myself to finally watch it for a second time in order to make this video haha! Glad you enjoyed it though!

[@Ashhley_the_shawty]

@@makebettermedia isn't this piece of shit movie 2+ hours long? Fuck. That.

[@Joviaero]

@@Ashhley_the_shawty what's funny is its actually shorter than TLJ. So TROS is the finale to the Skywalker saga according to Disney and attempting to wrap up not just the trilogy but all 9 films, yet it's not even the longest one. That'd be like if Endgame was only 2 hours

[@mat3714]

Forgettable is a way to say it... I've only watched half of it . I was dragged by a friend who couldn't find anyone to go but I've got out of the theater 3 times, 1 bathroom break cuz a small discomfort trumped that supposedly epic movie and 2 other times to call people. Forgettable... i cannot bring myself to watch anymore sw without asking what's the point ? It's all going down in flames anyway.

[@TheGermanKyote]

@@makebettermedia Yeah, I tried to rewatch it for the first time since cinema last week, but couldn't make it over the first 17 minutes.

[@skeet39]

My favorite part of this sequence is when Kylo just watches Rey walk to the ship and leave, letting her escape without a single word. Then he orders a new TIE offscreen presumably.

[@Xhenix]

The pacing is dreadful throughout. Gets necklace, necklace gets snatched, necklace analysed, all in like 3 minutes. Similar to when the Resistance arrive at Exegol. "Captain, we have Resistance craft incoming" "Allegiant General-" "Use ion cannons". They tried to cram in so much in this movie, it's just so convoluted. I still sometimes forget that Chewie got captured and they had to rescue him.

[@FlamingAtheist]

The "They fly now" lines and the "nEvEr UnDeReStImAtE a DrOiD" lines were the most annoying unneccisary lines even upon first watch. ESPECIALLY the droid one, because like... no one there was underestimating the droid, not a single person. The storm troopers? No they just wanted to nab/ kill everyone there, they dont give a fuck about if there are droids or not. Its such an annoying line clearly meant to sell something or just be a "Hohoho lookie here were throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks!"

[@johanneswolbert3821]

Not only that, but it was also quite a short amount of time until they repeated the line, like with other movies it maybe happens at the start and at the end, but with this movie it was like a few minutes.

[@mrboost4186]

"Never underestimate a droid" was a reference to Leia's same line earlier on in the film. I guess they were just trying to get as much as they could out of the footage they had left of Carrie Fisher.

[@ryancols]

They fly now was fine really

[@lesbianduck7862]

@@ryancols it.. it really wasn't, apparently Disney forced that line in and even JJ didn't like it...

[@M0nlyfans]

@@ryancols It's not fine when Jet troopers always existed within the First Order :/ They even existed in the Empire.Finn not knowing the ranks and training of his own former comrades murdered this scene.

[@DaReelDeal]

"Everyone just keeps in dancing while theres a person laying dead on the ground with an arrow sticking out the back of their head." Well /someones/ never been to a music festival before

[@Whiskers4169]

Wait you been to a normal one ?

[@DaReelDeal]

@@Whiskers4169 Define normal

[@Whiskers4169]

@@DaReelDeal any festival

[@Luke-nn4pm]

Jango kills his assassin with a kamino dart because he wants obi wan to come to kamino, bc palpatine and dooku want the jedi to find the clone army

[@ryancols]

It's dumb still

[@samuelschmitt853]

It makes a lot of sense actually

[@zaneomega2]

Also Kamino was erased from the archives

[@Luke-nn4pm]

@@ryancols what is dumb about it?

[@nohbuddy1]

Is that why Jango kept trying to kill him? That makes no sense

[@ryderscott8217]

There are actually two types of shield in Star Wars: particle shields and ray shields, the former blocking physical matter and the latter blocking energy. While particle shields are considered to be more effective than ray shields, they are far more energy intensive than ray shields, so they are rarely used on smaller craft such as the speeders. Much more common are ray shields, which are used on the majority of ships in Star Wars. This is well established in even the OT, where it's stated that the Death Star's thermal exhaust port is protected by a ray shield, allowing physical torpedoes to breach it, when star destroyers are shown blasting asteroids to prevent being hit (which one of them fails at, getting destroyed), and when we see that the Death Star 2 cannot be flown through so long as the planetary shield is still up.

[@malcolmjenkins3585]

Thank you i was just about to say that.

[@eanfowler9522]

man thank heavens for the facts

[@goatnfrog1735]

Then there is Rey shields, a shield protecting the protagonist from any harm.

[@midas7935]

i was literally coming to the comments to write this lol

[@PonchoExperience]

E=mc2

[@blocksmith9935]

14:40 I am dying "rey accidentally sharted out some force lighting and killed Chewbacca"

[@GLASSB182]

Fin: "Rey! Rey! REY!!! REEEEEEYYY!!!" Rey: "What??" Fin: "Nothing. I'll tell you later."

[@bentwookie348]

You didn't even mention the weird animosity between Finn and Poe. It seems like they had originally had some kind of weird love triangle in mind and never expanded on it, so it just came of as stupid and out of place.

[@cheezyfilmsproductions1842]

I think the friction was mainly there to discourage people from viewing them as gay. They were the most prominent ship in trilogy, and they wanted to shit it down. So they have Finn and Poe be on the outs, then write in Jannah so there’s a female character Finn has a lot in common with that people can ship him with. Can’t have one of the main characters be a gay after all, that’s to be left to the background extras.

[@Kelis98]

I don’t see how Jango using a dart from kamino is bad, it’s a dart not many people knew the origin of from a planet that was removed from the Jedi’s galaxy map.

[@makebettermedia]

I'd say it's a problem because it doesn't accomplish anything a blaster bolt wouldn't have, and a blaster bolt would have zero traceability.

[@titojdavis8374]

@@makebettermedia Obi Wan detective film though lmao. at least they made obi wan have to actually do detective work not like... idk weird D&D questlineing

[@makebettermedia]

@@titojdavis8374 i won't deny that obi wan has the best part in that movie lol

[@ThatGuyHelm]

@@makebettermedia Maybe a dart is more accurate from the distance Jango was.

[@Joural0401]

@@makebettermedia jango's job was to lead obi wan to Kamino so the republic could get access to the clone army that sideous had prepared it's not contrived if the protagonist is being tricked

[@boardedup8395]

We need a worst Star Wars scene version of “One Marvelous Scene”

[@revivvles6736]

May the algorithm bless this channel for years to come.

[@maxvogt3515]

What if Kylo restored his kyber crystal like Ahsoka did, making it a white colour and repairing the crack, making it stable? I think the symbolism would be fitting and you’d get a nice visual with a fight using the pale white version on his lightsaber. Not to mention less people would be pissed about “teleporting lightsabers from anywhere in space”.

[@coreywilliams8993]

"plot convenience sand" is one of my new favorite phrases

[@starseed96]

I don't like plot convenience sand. It's all coarse, and rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere.

[@thebubonicj]

Every time I see any scene from this movie I just imagine J.J. in the editing room with his editor, head in hands saying, "I know, I know. Just... fuck it."

[@LeKuerbisier]

The worst thing about this whole 'arc' is that I actually sort of fell for the 'Chewie dies' scene. When I watched TROS in the cinema and Rey fried the ship, I sat there with my mouth open. After killing Ackbar offscreen, making Luke die for some reason and other 'subversive' things in both TLJ and TROS, I unironically considered killing CHEWBACCA this way a legitimate thing they would do. Yeah, I feel kinda dumb in hindsight, but the fact that I actually considered it speaks for itself about the decisions made in these movies...

[@flametitan100]

To be honest, I'm not sure if faking us out on his death or actually committing to the kill would have worse backlash.

[@cheezyfilmsproductions1842]

@@flametitan100 Committing would have undoubtedly caused more backlash

[@BlackSilver23]

Of all the terrible things in this movie (and there were alot) it was the quicksand dumping them out into a cave that really broke my brain. The sheer unfeasibility of this situation was so preposterous I could only shake my head. It was from this point forward that I _KNEW_ I hated this movie. All of the ridiculous moments that follow merely elicited my sarcastic reaction, "Of course! Why not?!?"

[@JamesFarrOfficial]

Fantastic points made here.

[@motojack8692]

This channel is underrated the amount of time it would make to edit and make these videos.

[@theleftfootedsultan]

“Apparently the Perfect Dramatic Timing Sand is also Plot Convenient Sand” Why is that line so abysmally funny to me?

[@indigoblinoid]

One of the things that really gets me about the necklace scene in particular is that Kylo didn't even need to rip it off her neck in the first place. He can't see her surroundings, but he can most certainly see Rey herself, which obviously includes the necklace. minute and a half setup aside, I think the scene could've been a pretty good opportunity for Kylo to actually seem competent by recognizing the necklace and pretending not to notice until after the zoom call ends, rather than angrily swiping at her. But I guess he has to be the angry angst boy. sigh

[@bobsempletank5362]

I would like to mention that the bottom turret and back window of Kylo's interceptor indicates he had a gunner in the back, and we never see this guy, so it can be assumed Kylo fucking bailed without a scratch and left this guy to die in a horrible explosion cause he wanted to do some force magic

[@user-zo8nl9be5l]

"rey accidentally sharted out some force lightning and murdered chewbacca" **subscribes**

[@tiitusl5061]

Your truman show video was banging harder than my next door neighbours! After that I started to watch your other content. I hope you will eventually upload again :D

[@jackjac]

The Zoom meeting with Kylo is so on point in this pandemic! :'D

[@guyshepshep8903]

I think the worst scene is where Rey pulls out the knife map thing and it’s perfectly aligned with the destroyed Death Star even after years of non stop corrosion to what’s left it’s just like the outline in the knife

[@imlegos2153]

And even then; shouldn't the knife predate the death star ii's destruction?

[@JKelly756]

“WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!” “I became Sith on accident”

[@davidmcleod5133]

C’mon... who amongst us hasn’t hit F instead of G while playing Jedi Academy and accidentally Force Lightninged when we meant to Force Pull?

[@Jkmsyytttllmhgccf]

I've never enjoyed a JJ film, they always feel like he imagines specific events and then just draws straight lines between them, without any consideration for the normal things writers are concerned with. I also hate his smug face

[@cheezyfilmsproductions1842]

I think he’s a fine director for the most part, barring the lens flare issue. But he is not a good writer whatsoever and should leave that part up to someone who knows what they’re doing. That’s why TROS was so much worse than TFA. Because at least then he had Lawrence Kasdan on the assist. He didn’t have such a great writer there to guide him along in e9

[@ApeManLon]

Rey accicentally killing chewie is so fucking funny, HOW is this actually so bad.

[@Senumunu]

I laughed out laud at thay scene

[@TheSoundonly12]

Just wait a minute, that AOTC reference was kinda dumb. Jango killed his assassin with a Caminoan dart exactly so that Obi-Wan would follow him there. The Jedi were supposed to find out about the Clone army in order to start a war that Palpatine orchestrated, and the timing of that discovery was perfect to make them desperate enough to actually accept the terrible responsibility for ordering an army of slave children. It was all part of Palpatine's brilliant plan. Jango's purpose was never to actually kill Padme, he was meant to lure the Jedi to Kamino (and force Padme to go into hiding with Anakin, thus a) removing her from the Senate floor and b) creating the opportunity for the illicit affair). That's why Jango returned home after killing Zam, inspite of her failure - he'd done his job.

[@TheSoundonly12]

@Nobody comments are not funny you troglodyte Not really. Jango hired an incompetent assassin on purpose. But even if she had succeeded, he'd have still eliminated her with the dart and lead the Jedi to Kamino, Padme still wouldn't have been in the Senate to oppose giving Palps "emergency powers". Later he'd have used Anakin's other attachments to manipulate him, like Obi-Wan or Ahsoka. It was win-win.

[@Theo-bk6qj]

@Nobody comments are not funny you troglodyte he may have other plans (like we seen in the Clone Wars animated series) in case the first one failed.

[@AnakinSkyobiliviator]

In regards to shields, in Star Wars, there _traditionally_ exists two shield types: particle and ray shields. A particle shield would exclusively stop physical objects from getting in, while ray shields only fend off against blasters and energy-based attacks. So under this definition, you could say that the treadspeeders projects exclusively ray shielding to protect their occupants. However, as the lore progressed several new shield mechanics, with the most notable one being something I dubbed the "Feloni shield," since it was first explained in The Clone Wars cartoon (and since appeared in his other works). Essentially like the shields in Dune, the permeability is determined by the speed of the object. Fast-moving objects like blaster bolts, bullets, punches, etc. would be stopped by the shield, while slower movements (rolling a thermal detonator in, slowly walking in, etc.) will be let in with no problem. Now under this context, the shield of the treadspeeder doesn't make sense as the hooked rope was thrown at a speed that would clearly bounce off this kind of shield and the shield's own interaction with the ground would cause an immense amount of drag (a detail raised in the Rogue One Incredible Cross-Section reference book for the Occupier tank as to why ground vehicles aren't shielded). Also for one more fun tidbit, this movie also minorly depicts yet another kind of shield ever since the trailer, a kind that seemingly destroys stuff it comes into contact with, as seen with Tantive IV lifting off from that forest planet. Anyway, nerd out over.

[@aguywithalotofopinions412]

Just saw the Truman show video and decided to subscribe. Was pretty surprised when I saw that you didn’t have more subs and that your last video came out 7 months ago. You make very enjoyable and insightful content and I hope you’re not completely out of KZbin.

[@heathercalicoep9756]

Minor nitpick(8:37): There is some precedent for the shields, a major flaw for the droidekas in starwars was that their shields could only pick up things going decently fast, this allowed the clones and other to exploit this and roll grenades into their underbelly region, this is explicitly mentioned in I believe the clone wars, where Anakin and Ashoka were teaching people how to take out the droidekas, one can assume that the same technology is in place here.

[@Ruiluth]

Nope, sorry. Nothing will ever be as stupid as a horse charge on the hull of a star destroyer.

[@agathisrobusta]

Why's that? It's a cool, fun original idea. I'm convinced people just like to point and say stuff is bad for the hell of it.

[@Ruiluth]

@@agathisrobusta 1. What about it is cool? 2. What about it is fun? 3. Why the hell does it matter if it's original? There's a very good reason it's never been done before, mainly because it's not cool or fun. Would it still be cool and fun if they were riding golf carts instead of horses? What about pogo sticks? Both of those would be less of a logistics nightmare than live animals, and they'd be equally useful in null gravity against cannons and airplanes. Would it still be as cool and fun if instead of a cavalry charge, the used a phalanx of spearmen? How about if it was ranks of musketmen? I seriously do not understand your thinking. I never expected someone to try to defend that scene, much less tell me I don't have a reason to not like it. In all seriousness, what specifically do you think is good about it? Are you wowed by the visuals? Is there some secret lore that changes the context? Literally and seriously, what can you possibly like about that scene?

[@agathisrobusta]

@@Ruiluth Did you just ask me what's fun about riding space horses on a star destroyer? Where the hell is your sense of joy and wonder? They didn't have pogo sticks did they? They had space horses. Are we going to pretend horses weren't used in serious warfare on Earth for over five thousand years? I swear some people just want to hate these movies so bad they'll criticise anything for the sake of it. If they had shown a similar scene when I was in the cinema in 1983 watching ROTJ, myself and every other kid would have been straight to the store to buy space horses for the awesome figure battle at home. Lmao.

[@dampy355]

@@agathisrobusta they have so many advancements but they decide to use space horses

[@agathisrobusta]

@@dampy355 Tell me about taun tauns, or kaadu, or how Obi Wan decides to ride Boga instead of some "advancement". Or remind me what other options they had on Kef Bir.

[@jacobsyme5491]

That moment where Rey zaps the ship carrying Chewie was the one and only time the film actually caught my attention and potentially got me interested in something story-related. But they didn't have the guts to follow through. Maybe if Rey had accidentally killed her friend through overzealous use of powers she doesn't fully understand or know how to control, it might have added some depth to her, given her reasons to stop and think about her power or even be afraid of its use in the future. But nope. All of that potential was wasted.

[@pungoblin9377]

The one big inconsistency I hate the most is how everyone but Rey just stands there in combat. The force tug of war scene makes it especially apparent because they could’ve done a hundred things to save Chewbacca like distracting Ren or tackling him, but Rey just had to have another awesome moment.

[@Killermike2178]

Canto Bight: How do you like me now?

[@APersonTM]

3:12 my man out here writing a full fanfiction

[@AndroxineVortex]

The entire script could be summarized as a 5 year old excitedly walking in circles making up the plot on the spot going, "And then... And then... And then... And then..."

[@mrducky2550]

You forgot how chewie turned out to be alive like 5 minutes later for NO REASON WHATSOEVER. Anyways, awesome video!

[@pentax2551]

I wish you’d gone like 10 seconds further and included the cop out that Chewie actually survived, undercutting any weight that previous scene just had

[@ColinHuth]

Two and a half minutes were all it took to realize I definitively needed to follow your work. Phenomenal stuff, great tone... I’m totally on board.

[@MrYaco123]

Darth Sidious needed the Jedi to go to Kamino.

[@nohbuddy1]

No he didn't. If he did Jango wouldn't have tried to kill him.

[@MrYaco123]

@@nohbuddy1 Yes, he did. Darth Sidious needed the Jedi to discover the clone army, just so that they didn't have no choice but to use them, lowering their guards and ignoring their suspicious origin, so that Darth Sidious could use them to kill the Jedi. And what do you mean "Jango wouldn't have tried to kill him"? Kill who?

[@nohbuddy1]

@@MrYaco123 No, he didn't. Jango was trying to kill him, Obi Wan. Or do you forget the fucking fight they had? The army was going to be revealed regardless. The amount of head cannon prequel defenders use to excuse Lucas's horrible writing is amazing. Why would Kamino be erased if they wanted him to find it? Killing your assassin partner because she got caught trying to killed Padme is a weird way to get people to find a planet

[@MrYaco123]

@@nohbuddy1 First of all, the fight was inconsequential to Sidious' plans. He needed the Jedi to discover Kamino, and he didn't care if Jango died in the process. But heck, Jango managed to got away and even lured Obi-Wan into a trap, even forcing the Jedi to have no choice but to accept the clone army. Secondly, the planet was erased to have more time. The clone army was created under suspicious circumstances. If the Jedi knew of it right away, without having to use it, they would have made a proper investigation about it. Or at least they would have started one. Thirdly, even if it wasn't Jango's intention to lure them to Kamino, killing her gave him time. If he tried to kill her with almost any other weapon, he would have given Anakin and Obi-Wan time to react. And they probably would've captured him. It's easy to defend Lucas' writing when the people arguing against it are using arguments like "if the Jedi needed to be forced into using the clone army from Kamino, then why Jango and Obi-Wan fought!11?!1?1?"

[@nohbuddy1]

@@MrYaco123 If he needed them to discover it they wouldn't have wiped the planet from the archives nor have a convoluted plan to get a Jedi to find it. How does killing an assassin with a dart the plan? So he was told to kill your partner regardless if she killed Padme or not? She was going to tell them who hired her but Jango prevented that. Which doesn't help them finding Kamino. Lucas wanted a dumb detective plot and did a shit job with it Wouldn't Palatine want him to be captured so they find the clones then? It's beyond convoluted If Jango killed Obi Wan they wouldn't have found Kamino lmfao

[@jscottupton]

"I have become death. Killer of franchises". J.J. Abrams

[@versebuchanan512]

I remember literally nothing from this film. How they re-killed Palpatine, if they explained where the new mystery Sith cultists came from or who was crewing those infinity capital ships (did Palps have the Starforge?) I in fact do not remember whether Rey or Kylo live or who's on the light side or... none of it, it's all just gone.

[@josephorozco3674]

Great stuff my dude. Was enjoying the content when I realized there was no more. Keep up the great work. In a sea of bland reviews your's are refreshing.

[@osiris0413]

The JJ Abrams school of filmmaking: "it would look really cool if ______ happened" trumps any established logic, character traits, laws of physics etc.

[@themoviebuff7805]

This is really good man, keep it up. I wish I still had time to make videos like this but you make it look easy. Amazing transitions and everything

[@makebettermedia]

Thanks man. That really means a lot.

[@apeman505]

I loved this video, your tone was great to listen to, and I totally agree with everything you say, although you left out the part where oops, Chewie didn't die after all. I dunno, I think the part where they use the dagger to find the Emperor's secret vault is worse, and the part in Revenge of the Sith where Palpatine reveals he's a Sith might be EVEN worse. Okay, let me explain myself: First, Palpatine has been telling Anakin the whole movie stories about the dark side of the Force, and yet he has to literally come out and tell him that he's a Sith. Then Anakin is like, "Oooh I really want to kill you but instead I'll go tell the Jedi on you," and walks off. Then he tells Mace Windu that Palpatine is a Sith lord without any proof, and Mace is like, "A Sith... LORD?!" He tells Anakin to stay here and takes a whopping three disposable Jedi with him to arrest Palpatine. Palpatine amazingly has been sitting there this whole time waiting for the Jedi to come arrest him, and then just kills all the Jedi (who just stand there and die) except Mace, who kicks his butt in a lightsaber duel. Anakin, instead of listening to Mace, has WALKED all the way here to ... watch this happen or something. Mace has got Palpatine on the ropes now, and he's like, "OK you need to die, you're too dangerous to live," and Palpatine starts shooting lightning, which melts his OWN face? Then he starts crying to Anakin, "Don't let him kill me!" and Anakin does something to help, but it's hard to see what he did, I think he cut off Mace's hand or something, and then Palpatine lightnings Mace out the window, laughing about UNLIMITED POWER! and it's clear that he could have done this all without Anakin's help, he just tricked him. Then Anakin is like, "Oh no, what have I done?" and Palpatine's like, "Well, you're a sith now. Go kill all the younglings, it'll save Padme somehow." AND HE DOES EXACTLY THAT. ...and later, after Padme dies by his own hand, and Anakin no longer has any reason to follow Palpatine, he still follows Palpatine. Why?

[@hungri5514]

Fantastic video, it’s amazing the amount of work you put in for such a small audience!

[@iminumst7827]

The problem with this movie is how it destroys the themes of the light vs dark. The dark side is more convenient, but the dark side lacks restraint and tries to consume the user, and this can end up hurting the force user or the people that they care about. Rey COULD have learned this lesson from accidently offing Chewie, but Rey learns nothing. On the contrary Palpatine seems to have perfect control over lightning as he blasts the sky, selectively only hurting enemy ships and not his own. Sure, Palpatine destroys himself, but I'm not sure if that matters if Palpatine is immortal. How do we all know that it wasn't just all a force projection? This movie has no message and nonsensical stakes. No kid can go home and take away a valuable lesson from Rey about self-discipline. Rey has no restraint, but things just work themselves out anyways. Really the Rise of Skywalker has no artistic value, and represents J.J. Abhrams morally abhorrent attitude about always taking the easy route, which is opposite of what Star Wars was meant to be about.

[@TyCranium]

i really liked this video and even though im a lil late to the party, at 8:03 there is kind of a precedent on this matter in the animated clone wars show. in season 5 episodes 2 and 3, its shown that the droideka's shields can block plasma bolts but physical matter can pass through it like a grenade if it's done slowly. doesnt really make sense in this movie but there is some sorta precedent.

[@makebettermedia]

I'm really glad you enjoyed it! I agree that explanation is definitely plausible, although it's still pretty shaky to me, but it still doesn't excuse the fact that it wouldn't have been an issue for a regular speeder bike.

[@TyCranium]

@@makebettermedia ur completely right. i was merely giving the rise of skywalker the benefit of the doubt, as minor as it was lol

[@lorenzo1425]

If you’ve never seen Nerrel’s video on this, he points out how funny the story of Ochi the Sith is. Ochi is sent to find Rey so palpatine can be reborn or whatever. He tracks her parents to Jakku and kidnaps them, then asks where Rey is. They say “not on Jakku” and Ochi believes them, even though there is a 5 year old kid in the middle of the desert screaming at his ship. Then he kills the parents, his only lead, before going to Pasaana, a literally completely random desert planet. Then he slips and falls into quicksand 10 feet from his ship and gets eaten by a snake.

[@YisYtruth]

JJ Abrams is all about the spectacle. He makes really cool stuff, but not great stories.

[@johncorr7154]

Just going to point out, in The Phantom Menace the Gungan Army's shields could deflect Tank fire but not solid objects, as the deployed Battle Droids could pass through with minimal resistance. The real problem with the speeder scene is how they use treads instead of hovering, especially on the unstable terrain of the desert. I guess hovering speeder bikes doesn't look as cool as a practical looking effect.

[@Firazoid]

I love your style of essay. This feels like the "One scene a masterpiece" videos, but in reverse. Do you have a Discord server, by chance?

[@makebettermedia]

I don't right now, but I am certainly working on it. So if you're subscribed you should get an update in a future video hopefully soon!

[@isaacrichman9586]

@@makebettermedia I really appreciate your rapid response time to all these comments!

[@thebcwonder4850]

I love the deadpan way you present your jokes!

[@TheYrrp]

Jango killed Zam Wessell with a Kamino dart on purpose. Palpatine wanted Jango to lead Obi-Wan to Kamino to find the army and separate him from Anakin.

[@ryancols]

It's still bad writing.

[@Theo-bk6qj]

@@ryancols depends on how you want to see it. It actually make sense (from a perspective) because it doesn't felt suspicious if his doing this. Palpatine not only seperate Anakin to easily exploit his weakness but also Padme (Padme is always an advocate for peace and for the people) is away which means no one would oppose a war with the separatist. And he can also use the excuse of using the clone army since they don't have one and they are in a war. That's the point of the plan. Separating anyone who is a threat from his plane (Padme) and make someone to discover his secret army first so he can said "Yea let's use it" which won't have any suspicion since they need an army.

[@78declan]

I believe the reason they maybe got away at the end is because Kylo just saw her use the lightning so he believes it's only a matter of time before she turns to the dark side, but keep in mind I've never watched any of these movies except the first one, so I'm just guessing off of context clues

[@erikgraves1695]

11:17 Obi-wan actually healed luke after he gets attack by sand people in the first movie

[@Brad772006]

That scene in which Rey lightning blast the ship that Chewie is on is my favorite scene in the whole movie. Because as far as something being non intentional comedy. I almost busted my gut laughing at it.

[@IvanKinkle]

The prequels have fantastic story elements. Just not the best execution. ROTS is obviously the best prequel film.

[@SchulzEricT]

I'm not sure I agree with that. I mean... the idea for a trilogy wherein Anakin turned to the dark side, I guess? Ewan McGregor as Obi Wan, sure. But like... the movies should've prioritized Anakin's and Padme's romance above anything else; if we don't believe that they're deeply in love, if we don't believe Anakin has lost everything else in his life and losing her would break him, then the entire prequels fail. And... they failed. Like, Anakin was a slave, so you think you have a good set up to demonstrate how shitty his life is; you could have everything bad in the world happen to him, and his relationship with Padme then ends up being the only good thing he's ever had, such that you would believe he'd do anything to protect her. But, you know... despite being a slave, he seemed pretty happy. And there's just NO WAY you believe Padme likes him; they met when he was 10 and an immature child, and the only real time they spend together is when he whines to her about Obi Wan - and she could've, like, had a similar relationship with somebody so that she's immature too, and they bond over that, but... nah, guess not - and then when he tells her he murdered women and children. Then they get married! Mazeltov! And, like... he went to the dark side because he thought the Sith had secret immortality? Like, why the FUCK would he believe that? Has there ever been an immortal Sith? Did he think they were, like... waiting for the right time to become immortal? They should've just had the Sith tell Anakin that there's nothing inherently wrong about tapping into "negative" emotions to use the force - that they're not even negative emotions in the first place, they're just powerful, and the Jedi Council doesn't trust you to be that powerful because they're greedy and selfish and they don't want to share those secrets with you, but *we* can teach you "dark side" powers, and then you'll be so powerful that you'll be able to protect Padme... not, like, make her immortal, just "powerful enough to protect her from anything". And, you know... of course they're lying, the dark side is insidious, and being overwhelmed by negative emotions like fear or anger or hate can cloud your judgment and lead you into doing something petty or selfless or evil, and that's why the Jedi don't do that... but that is close enough to the truth that it'd be a better lie to sell to Anakin, and it'd make so much more sense for him to believe that - and also, preying on his insecurity and immaturity and arrogance by telling him the Jedi didn't trust him with that power makes a lot more sense in seducing him to the dark side, because you know he'd take that challenge head on rather than seeing the trap and sidestepping it.

[@adyan4010]

@@SchulzEricT the movies should've prioritized Anakin's and Padme's romance above anything else Bruh Attack of the clones was literally that. But, you know... despite being a slave, he seemed pretty happy. He's litterally a child.He doesn't know the creulty of the world.He just thinks it's the norm.

[@SchulzEricT]

@@adyan4010 No it wasn't. There was one short scene in which they hung out, but a lot of the build up to that didn't really develop their relationship, and after that, he left he to go murder some women and children, then she felt sorry *for him*. Then, they went off to rescue Obi Wan. They were together a little bit, then they got married, with no real emotional attachment there. Which I explained in my previous comment; not sure if you ignored it or are being intentionally obtuse. Being a child doesn't mean he isn't able to be sad.

[@iminumst7827]

​@@SchulzEricT "if we don't believe that they're deeply in love." I think you missed the OP's point. Execution includes the things that made Anakin and Padme's relationship unbelievable, if the movies had great execution, that would mean that Anakin and Padme had very good chemistry and emotionally resonant dialogue. The decision to make Anakin and Padme's relationship important was a good story decision, it just wasn't executed well. This fail in execution, made Anakin appear creepy and clingy instead of appearing like someone in a healthy relationship. A lot of the prequels is like this, a good idea not executed very well. Even something like Jar Jar isn't a bad idea, there's nothing inherently wrong with having a comedic alien side-kick named Jar Jar Binks. The problem is that the jokes they gave Jar Jar were just annoying slapstick, the annoying voice is also potentially a racist stereotype, and the cgi is dated.

[@SchulzEricT]

@@iminumst7827 I mean, the problem *was* execution... it just wasn't limited to execution. They should've gone into the 2nd movie intended to spend most of the run-time on Anakin and Padme's relationship. If they had, but the problem was *only* the dialogue, acting, chemistry, then fair enough. But they clearly didn't prioritize their relationship; we spent very little time with them together.

[@vonhumboldt1985]

I walked out of this movie in the theater, good to know I missed nothing...

[@ArcanaZeroTheFool]

Going to "The Sauna" is actually very relaxing and enjoyable.

[@rangerrhett6253]

What about how the entire movie Finn is always trying to tell Rey somthing. But he always get interupted before he can ask it. Yet when the movie ends that question NEVER gets asked. Am I stupid or did I miss somthing?

[@Sonic_the_hedgedog]

No, you're not stupid. The writers are stupid.

[@corruptangel6793]

At least the Jango dart wasn't a literal map. Obi-Wan actually had to do some decective work.

[@ryancols]

Nope Children solved the mystery

[@corruptangel6793]

@@ryancols first he had to find out where the dart was from. All that youngling did was help confirm that Kamino was in the place he was told it was since Obi-Wan couldn't comprehend why it wasn't listed in the Jedi archives; the greatest source of information in the galaxy. Remember, all he had to go on that Kamino actually existed and was in that region of the galaxy was because his friend told him so. If your friend told you there was a country in Europe called "shit sauce" and you googled it and it wasn't there...would you still believe your friend?

[@nathanhills336]

I’ve never simultaneously loved and hated a movie at the same time. Like seriously, I adore Star Wars and the new trilogy but I agree with almost everything you said in this video. I’ve been scouring through KZbin making sure I collect every single criticism I can find for a re-edit I’m working on. Believe it or not, if you take small details and lines out of this film, it’s already so much better, especially with Pasaana. It’s funny, The first thing I ever did was add the lasers hitting the speeder! I did this back in December. Thank you for making this, you gave me a lot to think about. Keep up the great work.

[@MistahFox]

The quicksand is just a metaphor for the potential of the movie being consumed by greed...

[@ryancols]

Given how bad 123 were it's a metaphor for the saga

[@MistahFox]

@@ryancols 123 were bad but they weren't "consumed by greed" like the sequels were

[@Yggdrasil42]

Oh that final clip was perfect too. "Rey I never told you!" 5 seconds later:"oh nevermind"

[@stevedenis8292]

I was so hoping that he was going to say he valued their friendship so much that he was keeping in a big fart and that now they were going to die he was just going to let it rip.

[@rasmus7493]

Hope you can make more videos when you have time, always good to have people make content. Your Truman Show video was really good.

[@makebettermedia]

Thank you so much, I promise I'm doing my best to make new videos, especially now!

[@notsojoerogan]

Some parents shield their kids from rap music, drugs, or violent movies/shows. I will shield mine from the sequel trilogy. Till the day I die, I will never accept it as canon

[@prabeshgurung1067]

With shields, a cool thing explained in something from the prequals i think, is that it stops things based of its speed. In the clone wars cartoon, if you slowly roll a detonator, it can go through a droidika's shield. So there are different levels and types etc. and is why starfighters can fly by captial ships. So basically, that speeder scene broke a rule of star wars

[@luxintenebris1776]

Let's not forget how these movies also broke hyperspace...

[@Pneumanon]

Yet another thing Star Wars ripped from Dune.

[@Theo-bk6qj]

@@Pneumanon ??? is it really? I mean I haven't read Dune but if they are similar doesn't mean it is a copy. That's like saying zombie movies are copies since zombies always do this and that.

[@Pneumanon]

@@Theo-bk6qj Star Wars famously ripped off Dune in many, many ways. Of course Star Wars has ripped off a lot of things. But the way the shields work in Dune are specific, unique and play a story role in the way warfare, politics and combat is undertaken. It's not something generic like zombies. You should read it.

[@ct-117]

You know, it's lucky that the sandworm wasn't just hungry. If he'd been hungry, he would've just eaten them all.

[@marcusdahle5727]

About the shield of the threaded speeder. That didn't bother me, as the shield would need to cut out below a certain height. Or it would just accumulate a sand wall as it pushed everything in front of it.

[@ZendaddyO]

I like way mass effect explains their shields, where the have a set limit to only activate when something of a certain velocity is within range so a soldier doesn't sit down and have their chair get launched off at lightspeed by their shield.

[@enderborn017]

I remember a scene in the Clonewars cartoon where they explained that an object could pass through a droideka's shield if it was slow enough. Though that hook probably wasn't near slow enough.

[@marcusdahle5727]

@@enderborn017 I was reminded of that episode as well. That was a good example of setting world limits.

[@thepizzatime3502]

Man this is such a good channel How has it not blown up yet

[@joeljensen7392]

It makes sense in AOTC. The Sith want the Jedi to find Kamino, that’s the whole point of the film. Dooku and Sedious had the clones made just so the Republic would commandeer them

[@mevsol2447]

So, in a New Hope, the star destroyer ship that had Vader that captured the Tantive that had Vaders daughter just so happened to be orbiting above Tatooine which had Vaders son, so that 2 droids could deliver the message to Obiwan who just so happened to be looking after Luke and also trained Vader is an acceptable line of events, but Lando being there on Pasana at the same time is crossing the line of believability? Come on dude.

[@daryllacker4787]

Great work man. This movie is screwed up on so many levels that I’m usually left speechless.

[@makebettermedia]

Yeah it still blows my mind from time to time lol.

[@ourtube4266]

This is pretty good. I hope you can monetize work like this. I’m no editor but if you said it took 100 hours to make this video I would believe it.

[@The9garr]

I'm convinced they wrote this movie's whole script in like one month after the backlash from TLJ. It's as if they tried to rewrite the entire trilogy in one movie and pretend it never happened.

[@lancemakesthemdance8977]

I literally just call this planet discount Jakku, which is discount Tatooine.