Anyone got that new advert about the women asking the guy about dinner? I wish I got that one when making this.
@mccoolschool36053 жыл бұрын
shadadadu
@shadowturtleyinyang3 жыл бұрын
return of reckoning was shut down?
@PonchaYT3 жыл бұрын
@@shadowturtleyinyang no I mean since the it shut down and became return of reckoning.
@grogmadman5223 жыл бұрын
17:58 I need to ask, because I recognize the music from the Path of Exile 2 trailer kzbin.info/www/bejne/f3nKiJqPq9F5sKM Did you add that yourself or did they steal it ?
@alialramadhan47483 жыл бұрын
surprise you didn't review space wolves it is really decent
@gorvarhadgarson52273 жыл бұрын
"Fuck the fans, we like money." God...you're right.
@axios47023 жыл бұрын
Never have truer words been spoken.
@zeroakira5843 жыл бұрын
That how most companies run nowsaday. Killing everyone's childhood just for extra cashes. Remmember Transformer the movie. (The animated one, not Micheal Bay's)
@paulstokowski14663 жыл бұрын
So true it hurts ;/
@100Servings3 жыл бұрын
@@zeroakira584 The He-Man reboot is actually made to make fans angry, and then they wonder why people aren't watching it.
@glitch2003 жыл бұрын
@@100Servings SJWs hate everything and are miserable so they want to burn the world down so everyone is just as miserable as them.
@RimmyDownunder2 жыл бұрын
they literally would not stop trying to get me to play this. so many sponsorship offers. even if GW wasn't total dogshit, I'd still not want to play this garbage.
@jaidengabriel16752 жыл бұрын
Thanks for not selling is out!
@amicaze95702 жыл бұрын
Take the money Rimbo ! Just make a perma sarcastic video
@leifbirgerolsen91672 жыл бұрын
Welp, guess i have a New favorit youtuber
@SpaceKnight1052 жыл бұрын
HEY MAN WATUP!!!
@guardsman-against-the-chaos2 жыл бұрын
Shame majokill did though lost respect for him after that
@conorkerlin59283 жыл бұрын
I’m glad you have so much integrity, refusing ad money is a tough thing to do so yo have a lot o be proud of. Also “This video is sponsored by: Nobody! Get ready for my honest opinion”. Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
@PonchaYT3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I really don’t like mobile games. Being sponsored for one just ruins the video. If I was it would be a funny skit advert.
@ausaralexander26273 жыл бұрын
@@PonchaYT oh the irony of it all if you did
@thesaviorofsouls52103 жыл бұрын
@@PonchaYT honestly, even if the product is trash as long as they let you do whatever the fuck you want. Just take it, if you need the money at least. Im sure most of us wont mind, its though out here. You deserve something for your hard work.
@Brunobasket213 жыл бұрын
eventually he'll get a sponsor. this vid is a banger, and got my sub. he should get more attention.
@PonchaYT3 жыл бұрын
@@Brunobasket21 I've had a few emails about VPN. However I'm not accepting it unless I can advertise it my way.
@robbie_the_mastermind21763 жыл бұрын
8:46 is that Tech-priest outraged because the Space marine stabbed his power sword through the Floor of the ship that the Tech-priest worships?
@vaclavsoukup73023 жыл бұрын
That's actually feasible in lore
@Pilps3 жыл бұрын
Every time I see the ads of these terribly designed adverts for these WH40K games I die a little inside. All we want is a Remaster of the Original Dawn of War 1 series packed into one full game with added races, added campaigns and game modes from the original devs and the mod devs of Unification and Ultimate Apocalypse with a more up to date optimisation and graphic design. More and more with the recent news of Warhammer of removing animations with their IP crap and these ads makes me embarrassed. I Have high hopes for Darktide though, that actually looks fun and well designed with a good dev team to back it up.
@PjAw273 жыл бұрын
Everytime i see these ads i just pretend they aren't real. Kitten - "THIS IS NOT F%*^ING CANNON!"
@nathanx2000.3 жыл бұрын
The great Pilps himself
@lks99883 жыл бұрын
Even if without added factions, added campaigns will be enough for me
@jmmywyf4lyf3 жыл бұрын
I personally want more DoW2 (not Retribution), Space Marine, and Deathwing.
@МаксимЖуков-я2н3 жыл бұрын
I've always wanted an RPG game based on Dark Heresy/Rogue Trader by Fantasy Flight Games. There is so much wasted potential in warhammer games
@padraigmumper69563 жыл бұрын
The line "research new technologies" bothers me so much given that the imperium specifically opposes innovation. Its key to the themes of 40k, and that's what bothers me the most about the ads, is that there's no attempt to make a game true to the lore and appeal of 40k.
@PonchaYT3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that part is really stupid. They are basically putting the ad over their own written lore.
@marrvynswillames49753 жыл бұрын
Or that you increase recruitment speed by researching codex astartes. Shoudnt be the oposite effect? After all in a crusade you can ignore the codex
@caav563 жыл бұрын
@@marrvynswillames4975 What if it was "adapting Codex to the field conditions, as Guilliman intended"? Would've made more sense.
@WaspCameraInSpringfield3 жыл бұрын
Um... but the Imperium *does* innovate, though? Slowly and not across the board, but if they didn't, then the Primaris Marines never would've happened.
@andrzejsugier3 жыл бұрын
@@WaspCameraInSpringfield It's kind of the biggest problem people have with addition of Primaris Marines. All those years the best you could get were some weapon wariants. Now you get BETTER Marines, Agressor armor, inceptor armor, hover tanks, exo-suits... Its blatantly obvious that they just made some cool new miniatures and don't care about lore consistency. Don't get me wrong, I'm not some basement dweller who shrieks that a particulat kind of helmet shape goes agains the lore. But this is just too much. It's the repeat of the AoS fiasco - the Warhammer lore is way to detailed and complex to just disregard in in the name of rule of cool.
@Deoxsen3 жыл бұрын
"i'd much rather play dawn of war 3" wow wow calm down dont say brash stuff like that
@PonchaYT3 жыл бұрын
Lmao, I honestly would.
@MrDeflador3 жыл бұрын
well dawn of war 3 was at least designed with some good intentions, the mobile games were not...
@Marinealver3 жыл бұрын
@@MrDeflador those good intentions where the lie that "MOBAS replaced RTS and make $#!7 tons of money". That being said they are still better than these mobile cashgrab P2W crap.
@MrDeflador3 жыл бұрын
@@Marinealver maybe the thought people would Like it more... Not all good itentions end well
@namechanged13 жыл бұрын
DoW 3 was at least something of an actual game.
@NeumaghAnon3 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing the lost crusade trailer and the moment I saw "on the app store" all excitement immediately died and I went "shame"
@PaRaDOX-de8bk3 жыл бұрын
This is disgustingly accurate. I'm scared
@PonchaYT3 жыл бұрын
I think we might do a few returning visit skits to GW on this channel.
@PaRaDOX-de8bk3 жыл бұрын
@@PonchaYT *OH GOD NO*
@a.i.m.f85673 жыл бұрын
@@PonchaYT sad that you didnt do more at the horus heresy game, its the best one, unfortunately, no devs are working on it anymore, wich is why its not p2w but also boring after a while because you know nothing's going to change.
@PonchaYT3 жыл бұрын
@@a.i.m.f8567 My sanity was draining from the mobile games so I had to end it. You can tell if you listen to my voice. Perhaps a revisit in a part 2.
@a.i.m.f85673 жыл бұрын
@@PonchaYT yeah, i played some of the other games and i can understand, i couldnt play more than one hour so i cant blame you for this. Dont force yourself to play, the game is abandoned by the dev anyway.
@LemonCreature3 жыл бұрын
I kept seeing ads for Lost Crusade after all of the fan animations started getting taken down. I was annoyed at the thought of Games Workshop tearing down well crafted fan creations (free advertising that actually made me interested in their IP), while spamming ads for cheap garbage that was just a reskinned cash grab. Also... that Lost Crusade cinematic is so cheap. You got a Loreal Ultramarine who stabs his weapon into the floor of his drop ship, a Sister of Battle who flips and tricks more often than a skateboarder, cheap stock sound effects that make the already floaty/goofy animations feel even more comedic and eyeroll inducing, and then you have a Chaos Marine who has armor made out of what seems to be cardboard. I just... comparing that (and their newest edition trailer of the Table Top feat. Necrons vs Sisters of Battle) to Astartes or some of the Sodaz animations I've seen, it just makes it come off like they genuinely don't care about the quality/perception of 40k or Fantasy/AoS. It's a shame because they are such cool worlds, but Games Workshop just manage to disappoint and mismanage it. Just saying, fan animations and some of the good games out there (Total War, Dawn of War 1 and 2, Vermintide, Hired Gun) all make me want to read up on the lore of these worlds. These Mobile Games along with their constant ads and god awful trailers just make me sad. Anyway, good video, take my like and stuff.
@polytanksan57613 жыл бұрын
I have never seen a company misuse a franchise to such a huge degree
@catherineperry50992 жыл бұрын
I will say the Codex Trailer fucking rules and you cannot convince me otherwise
@Anthosius3 жыл бұрын
"I will never endorse something that could potentially be harmful to my viewers" That's good. I imagine it to be extremely hard to refuse sponsorship purely out of moral values, but I madly respect people who do it. The interwebs is filled with this crap already, but I'm glad some people still care enough to limit the reach of these ads that might have unhealthy side effects on people.
@PonchaYT3 жыл бұрын
Part of my job is looking after young people and children’s mental health wellbeing and I know from first hand experience how in game currency and gambling can addict them,
@Mestari1Gaming3 жыл бұрын
@@PonchaYT You are a good man. I hope everything goes well for you.
@chameleonedm3 жыл бұрын
"We are about protecting out IP" "But also here's some shovelware with our IP attached" 10/10 GW
@sagivaleon73553 жыл бұрын
I think that was what got me the most about these awful mobile games GW is a living L
@Dial8Transmition3 жыл бұрын
"Warhammer 40k: Battlefield" You have no idea how much I want this
@techmaster97753 жыл бұрын
I mean they tried with Eternal Crusade
@BeatmasterAC3 жыл бұрын
or Total War: Warhammer 40.000
@Stad1223 жыл бұрын
@@techmaster9775 No. no they *really* didn't.
@techmaster97753 жыл бұрын
@@Stad122 I never said it was good
@artyomsaveli96813 жыл бұрын
No, we needs a Battlefield game with Imperial Guard vs Renegades with both breeds of astartes, Loyalist and Traitor respective. That's a dream we'll never get.
@noneurbusiness65703 жыл бұрын
Wow, I'm so detested and traumatized by whenever one of those ads are on screen, I instinctively started to tap the skip add button, and I was confused why it wasn't skipping lol
@Lepericuloso3 жыл бұрын
That Black Templar pet tho
@PonchaYT3 жыл бұрын
We forgot to use the chain we bought. Maybe next time.
@dorety6143 жыл бұрын
@@PonchaYT o_o
@Marth6673 жыл бұрын
@@PonchaYT the chain has to be made out of pound notes. Gw does have standards you know xD
@emulation23693 жыл бұрын
@@dorety614 Ф_Ф
@ashraffhashrin41963 жыл бұрын
@@PonchaYT I thought that was majorkill tbh..
@grahamdrews92903 жыл бұрын
To answer your question about dwarf sentries... They are so exceedingly rare that they are only found at the gates of Karaz-a-karak and Zhufbar, and nowhere else
@PonchaYT3 жыл бұрын
Yay finally someone told me. You now need to add that to the warhammer wiki.
@fus1322 жыл бұрын
Eeh, the one from age of reckoning doesn't seem too implausible, just a revolving top with a timed mechanism, fitting for an engineer if anything.
@PhilosophicallyAmerican2 жыл бұрын
I have read every dwarf novel and both 6th and 8th edition army books and found nothing ever mentioning sentry turrets.
@grumpyoverlord10313 жыл бұрын
"I'd much rather play DOW3" damn.
@PonchaYT3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I had to force myself to play it.
@metalllich34933 жыл бұрын
FIRE WARRIOR.
@mustafacanozbas38823 жыл бұрын
@@metalllich3493 dont recite the nostalgia cadences this carelessly, shas'la.
@sirhandsomebeans3 жыл бұрын
"Sponsored by no one" was such a breath of fresh air.
@Potpotron3 жыл бұрын
How much money for a full series detailing the shenanigans of GW's corporate management?
@PonchaYT3 жыл бұрын
I’ll ask Netflix now and see if they will fund it.
@briankeys59413 жыл бұрын
i got a c-note on it...
@lucamckenn59323 жыл бұрын
@@PonchaYT idk man you have to check several boxes in their diversity quota. Because Netflix is equal to GW.
@t4rv0r603 жыл бұрын
@@lucamckenn5932 hm, any pedo stuff in GW lately?
@justhere97313 жыл бұрын
Ironically, Freeblade is what originally got me into 40k. I found it on a display iPad in Staples years ago, then got it on my phone because I enjoyed playing it. I stopped playing after awhile because I hit the “watch a bunch of ads or give us money to do things” wall. Ironic seeing as now I’m a few hundred dollars into the tabletop game so... good job Freeblade. Good long con.
@PonchaYT3 жыл бұрын
That’s the end game for the mobile games. XD
@herbo34372 жыл бұрын
I feel like thats how we all found freeblade in a way, for me it was at walmart
@Mathisgood4u7 ай бұрын
For me it was scrolling trough appstore, I still play it tho. It's just a fun game while you kill your time, and it brought me to warhammer 40k and I like this universe.
@thorveim11743 жыл бұрын
the madlad. He asked GW if he could do videos.. and uses their green light to bash on them. Glorious.
@Undamagedaddyk3 жыл бұрын
"If your game has six different currencies, you know it's going to be problematic." Stellaris players: *sweating profusely*
@celihenry32273 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it's only when you can pay for said currencys, Stellaris is just hair ripping in a different way
@Aredel3 жыл бұрын
Fucking Consumer Goods
@ExValeFor3 жыл бұрын
Man I am horrified you went and did this to yourself. I peeked into this hole once and it was abominable. This is just awful, really. Screw GW.
@Goodsoup694203 жыл бұрын
Warhammer Odyssey is a pretty standard mmo-lite tbh. I tried it after watching this vid and had none of the issues you had. Repairing wasn't an issue terribly often and I was expecting to struggle at the spider but organically outleveled it by the time I encountered it. I think it's more a matter of play style being the issue. Do agree it would be better suited for PC though, MMO style games on a phone are rough simply because they're typically longer play sessions, which doesn't fit "on the go" as well
@PonchaYT3 жыл бұрын
I’m glad you had better success than me. Shame they just don’t make a new up to date pc version. Then again it has been said that GW have a few TRIPPLE a games in the works so we can only hope.
@nebelwanderer49742 жыл бұрын
0:39 That aged well. Space Marine 2 has been announced.
@sonofsanguinius1763 жыл бұрын
Ya know , Space marine 2 , Mechanicus 2 and Total war Warhammer would be a dream come true for every 40k fan And probably also cure every 40k fan of his depression due to how abusive GW is being right now
@hisnotsolonely29613 жыл бұрын
Well we gonna get darktide
@omarabe263 жыл бұрын
@@hisnotsolonely2961 Don't you dare jinx it, mate.
@rpspotify48413 жыл бұрын
40k fans need to care abt more than space marines who are literally the boring baby faction of their setting. like literally everything else, EVERY other faction, even every other part of humanity, is more god damn appealing than space marines.
@Tacoguy10003 жыл бұрын
Well, space marines beside the gold bananas, do look cool to many. Best stuff, cool stuff, mindset. I also think there's a bit of 'team humanity' in it.
@GodittoC3 жыл бұрын
69 likes, make a wish!
@commanderkyel2 жыл бұрын
With the announcement of space marine 2 the opening sketch didn’t age to well. But there motto is still true
@PonchaYT2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I’m still shocked. I guess time will tell if the ten year wait was worth it.
@K3end03 жыл бұрын
This is actually the first video whose 'intro' I've actually watched. I'm not even kidding, genuinely have skipped almost every one on KZbin because I find most of them super cringe. This one was a brilliant little parody, set the tone very well. Video was great too, earned yourself my sub!
@PonchaYT3 жыл бұрын
Cheers mate. I think I might revisit this skit a few times.
@poiz9213 жыл бұрын
Parody? I thought it was a hidden camera.
@catherineperry50992 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing a KZbin Approved Advert for Lost Crusade that literally used the Starcraft 2 Heart Of The Swarm Cinematic theme. Fucking bold coming from GW I'll say that much.
@Pers0n973 жыл бұрын
I find pretty funny how nobody mention how the sister and marine in that cashgrab mobile game trailer are chinese... As if... yaknow, they were targeting a specific market.
@JosephStraughn3 жыл бұрын
Everytime you played the non-cinematic ads I felt part of me die. I'll be a husk at the end of the week
@PonchaYT3 жыл бұрын
Imagine how I felt making the video... my sanity was drained. People are telling me to play the other mobile games I missed so I guess a part 2 will happen when total war battles comes out.
@Dinozavr2103 жыл бұрын
In your previous video you said that this is going to be a lot of cringe, but, man, this is a really well constructed video with a proper critique of these games as well as some satire about GW Thank you, Poncha, very cool
@WelcomeToDERPLAND3 жыл бұрын
...That sword in the trailer going through the chaos marine's pauldron but coming out the middle of his chest... kinda uh.... not exactly correct there eh?
@herbo34372 жыл бұрын
I thought so too but actually the sister's sword is in his shoulder and the marine's sword went through him.
@gorvarhadgarson52273 жыл бұрын
9:40 Ah Red Dwarf, I see you are a man of culture!
@PonchaYT3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, I try to shove as many red dwarf clips in as I can.
@fiendish94743 жыл бұрын
nothing hits me harder than the whiplash I get from comparing the movie trailer looking mobile game ads and the actual gameplay
@lovetrain24553 жыл бұрын
The fact the 'That's crazy' clip is not used more often in everything is a crime
@theloremandraws37533 жыл бұрын
Ngl I thought it was an ad Andy went to skip it
@michaelelele43584 ай бұрын
Damn all that is missing now from the intro is Warhammer 40k Battlefield lol
@monolithichashies74773 жыл бұрын
It's a shame you didn't do combat cards, it's the only Warhammer mobile game I think has genuine passion behind it
@Mixu.3 жыл бұрын
Aye. You get so much free stuff in it too, that there's no reason to spend money. It's a nice pocket game to have
@Stoeter093 жыл бұрын
true story, i mean its grindy and pretty random which cards you will get but they are working on it with stuff like the card shop where u can buy specific cards to suit ure needs. also logging in now and then keeps adding up in trms of ingame currency since they give out so much free shit through mission, ladder, free stuff, campaigns etc. the only shit that annoys me is the pricing in the shop if u actually want to give them money. its beyond reasonable who the fuck pays that much - i mean cmon hundreds of euros just to get as much energy currency as you would get just by playing the game 15 mins each day for 2 weeks ...
@damianallen49643 жыл бұрын
God damn, even hearing those sounds drove me to rage that would rival the Butcher's Nails.
@100Servings3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations. You did the most comprehensive, researched, and honest review of Warhammer mobile gaming that will ever be. Hats off to you lad. Just last week another KZbin streamer I'm subscribed to (starts with "Z", rhymes with "bitch") did a sponsored review of Lost Crusade. I politely informed him that he knew better and should be ashamed. Then I went through the comments and shamelessly plugged your channel. I think I'll head back over there and leave a ton of links to this video. I'm extremely impressed by your performance and channel, and also your support of the community overall. I recommend Vermintide 2 for your next video, but you really need to get to Mordheim. There's...a lot to cover there. It's a game I should absolutely love, but can't. You'll see why.
@pitakosthepwner3 жыл бұрын
11:18 that dude mantling the predator turret looks more like a tau than a space marine, wtf!
@quox39873 жыл бұрын
11:40 If this has not been named already, imcristen this new meme Poncha-face.
@PonchaYT3 жыл бұрын
I might make it my banner and channel picture but get a artist to redo it a little.
@thesweetbusinessfanclub70723 жыл бұрын
Have been playing Horus heresy legions for about a year. Have never once spent money on it. I have 30-40 different decks and like 9 primarchs. The game is absolutely not pay to win as you can get most of your preferred factions card just by doing the daily missions and challenges. It’s the best war hammer mobile game currently available and I recommend playing it. Plus it’s always funny when sanguinius suddenly turns into an alpha legionnaire.
@PonchaYT3 жыл бұрын
I actually want to keep playing it but after this video I need a break from phone games.
@Santisima_Trinidad3 жыл бұрын
This is completely irrelevant, but of all the memes i know of, the gun gang is by far my favourite.
@cryothepunching-bag79173 жыл бұрын
horus heresy legions is fun. constant free updates, balances patches, new factions and modes. too bad GW doesn't support it or giving it the blessing to use xenos.
@МаксЛамычев3 жыл бұрын
It doesn't really need xenos. It's about the civil war, the aforementioned Heresy.
@cryothepunching-bag79173 жыл бұрын
@@МаксЛамычев Well, there is no reason to not expand it at some point, soon there will be all main characters and legions. would be a shame to let the game die then
@МаксЛамычев3 жыл бұрын
@@cryothepunching-bag7917 Keep in mind that the franchise is in 40th millenium. The Horus Heresy is taking place way back in 30th, and is very well documented. This is an old-style brother-on-brother war. Even the late war is now being documented in the Siege of Terra novels. There is, most certainly, some xenos influence, but it is as miniscule as the influencing xenos races themselves.
@cryothepunching-bag79173 жыл бұрын
@@МаксЛамычев i totaly agree with you, the problem is, without new content the game will stagnate and fade away, its an amazing game and seing it die would break my heart
@xenoblad3 жыл бұрын
Constant free card packs too
@Dwarficus3 жыл бұрын
Talking about mental health issues and mobile games; I asked Google how to hide games with loot boxes and other similar mechanics within the Play Store, explaining that I'm mentally disabled and that these mechanics have been ruled in the UK to be illegal. Google confirmed that they are not willing to add anything to the store that does not benefit Google and that it was my responibility to deal with mechanics that are deliberately targetted at people like me. So I will not be spending any money on any of Google's platforms and said "So long and thanks for all the fish", Google took offense to that last statement (personally I take offence that the staff at Google have never read the Triology of Five, or more commonly known as the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series)
@planescaped3 жыл бұрын
"not be prejudicial to the goodwill, reputation or integrity of games workshop" So their new copyright policy is you can't say anything bad about them? How sad is it that, that does not surprise me in the slightest these days..
@audiosurfarchive2 жыл бұрын
I thought he was taking the piss
@blazingbl2gamingop7943 жыл бұрын
"this is Warhammer 40k's first mobile strategy game!" I can name two off the top of my head that came first. Horus heresy: drop assault, and Warhammer 40k: space wolf.
@reczcki53513 жыл бұрын
the only good one is Horus heresy legions, it has some balancing issues but you can make a lot of fun without spending money, you need to grind a bit but its better than Hearthstone since the "arena" tickets come inside lootboxes and there's rewards for being in a lodge and grinding events with the rest of the lodge, and the amount of playable factions is nice
@OlrikMeister3 жыл бұрын
I personally just play my favorite legion and play practice to 'farm' the new campaign mission things are decently fun to play on the bus or while waiting. But fuck world eaters stop spamming face attacks and play a minion for once.
@reczcki53513 жыл бұрын
@@OlrikMeister world eaters are brain dead, i had angron and with him i climbed ranked super easy and was beating quality decks by just bashing then in the face
@Ghost32103 жыл бұрын
Mordheim, Necromunda, Space Wolf and Freeblade are great mobile games for some short Warhammer fan. They are not groundbreaking but work pretty well for what they are: mobile games In general I don't expect too much of mobile games. My favorite to this day is an PC game converted to mobile: Neverwinter Nights Which works just as well and already was a good old game. Sadly I heard that Dakka Squad and Mechanicus suffered greatly from their conversation to a mobile version, so it really seems to be an art form at this point.
@Theicemonkeyjr3 жыл бұрын
Its such a shame, the trailer is epic and the artists and animators that worked on it should be proud, its upsetting to see it wasted on this shite. Additionally, the in game models, animations, and effects, are also quite great, but the design and mechanics around that brilliant art is a travesty.
@Cloakdasasin03 жыл бұрын
"I'd rather play DoW3" wow thats a low blow
@vahlen52813 жыл бұрын
I had (and still have) a lot of fun with Freeblade over the years. There is some P2W in multiplayer, but you can completely ignore the game mode like I do without missing anything, since it is pretty shitty designed to begin with and the rewards are more or less useless for the PvE part.
@sirskitariibush55703 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Freeblade is pretty fun once in a while.
@LemonRush77773 жыл бұрын
Same. I remember getting a lot of legendary gear without even trying. Never even felt I had to spend money once. Overall it was one of the better mobages out there. A pity my save game got deleted about 5 missions before the campaign end....
@ereder14763 жыл бұрын
1:57 did a sister of battle really block, not deflect, but blocked a charging Chaos space marine axe?
@thomasmacabee83613 жыл бұрын
Yep, the same sisters that can somehow block a fucking Necron destroyer, wielding blades that phase through solid objects.....
@chosenofkhorne29513 жыл бұрын
About dwarfs sentry gun is actually a old dwarf technology used to fight against elves and demons but during the goblin wars and the skaven wars they became impossible to mas produce but you can create them but unless you are a chad dwarf engenier you might have to pay for them just like mobile games so most dwarfs have girocopters and custom made sentry guns so is kinda rare if you ask the fluff
@NightmareBlade103 жыл бұрын
Are your comma and period keys broken or something?
@chosenofkhorne29513 жыл бұрын
@ Nightmare Blade I don't get the joke?
@NightmareBlade103 жыл бұрын
@@chosenofkhorne2951 It's an honest question. Are your puncuation keys broken or do you not know standard english conventions? Not trying to be an asshole or anything but your post reads like it came straight out of the drug addled mind of an epileptic jackrabbit that mistook his ADHD meds for a bottle of 24 hour energy and concetrated caffeine pills. It's just one continuous run on sentence filled with multiple spelling errors and no cohesive structure or breaks in chain of thought. It's genuinely hard to read and understand when you type out a constant slurry of words with no punctuation or structure to them at all. If you don't agree then try reading your entire paragraph out loud and take notes of any breaks or pauses you subconsciously make, and then replace those with a period or comma and read it again. (Also, how do people still mistype words in this day and age when there's autocorrect on mobile and the little red squiggly underline on desktop? It's kind of hard to miss.)
@Jupiter__001_3 жыл бұрын
@@NightmareBlade10 It becomes much more legible if you replace a few of the "but"s with a full-stop.
@k-leb46712 жыл бұрын
@@NightmareBlade10 "Not trying to be an asshole or anything but your post reads like it came straight out of the drug addled mind of an epileptic jackrabbit that mistook his ADHD meds for a bottle of 24 hour energy and concetrated caffeine pills. " Goddamn that's brutal. I love it.
@dogg66283 жыл бұрын
11:34 when the guys in front of you are so badass you sink into the underworld
@RanwulfMaxwell3 жыл бұрын
Legion is a surprisingly decent card game, gets a LOT of the flavor right. MY favorite part is how All the primarchs are in the game, and how they work properly. Curze is all about losing himself to his insanity and going stealth. Magnus can keep building magic or break after taking too much damage and going SUPER NOVA with his powers. It's not as randomized as say, Hearthstone, it has a decent meta. You can stay playing without paying, but it will take a good while to get all the cards from your Legion, quite feasible though. Also you can get it on Steam.
@Bongyes3 жыл бұрын
Yeah its an odd one in the "mobile warhammer games" bunch, starting with fact that its on Steam too. (it did start mobile tho). Its also technically Warhammer 30K game, which also means no Xenos (daemons aplenty tho!). While Xenos Wouldnt fit the lore honestly (they are irrelevant to Horus Heresy) theres hope for Orks! (Ullanor anyone? There even is already card "triumph of ullanor"). Maybe one day? Getting all cards for legion is hard, but most is not that hard if you do daily missioona and save gems for shop. True, all primarchs are in the game, but they also have other things, such as knight houses, defenders of caliban, sisters of silence and mentioned daemons. The games can be randomized (few cards can give you random cards, with "crucial choice" and Khal Zulaine being biggest offenders), but what i notice is that they always make smart balance changes. Every time i think "this is too OP" they nerf it while buffing what seems weak. Shame game has like next to 0 ads (no, not ingame ads, which thankfully doesnt exist. I mean ads for a game). I only saw a few when they added last primarch to the game - Rogal Dorn.
@jhonnoilcringeincarnato85933 жыл бұрын
Honestly combat cards is better than legion
@pinoarias86013 жыл бұрын
@@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 I haven't played CC but I can't stand their art direction with their highly saturated colors and using pictures of models as card artwork. Can't critique the gameplay, because I can't bring myself to even try it with those visuals.
@Ithyldr3 жыл бұрын
This comment sounds like a Raid Shadow Legends ad.
@Bongyes3 жыл бұрын
@@pinoarias8601 art is... Fine i guess (its fine to see models) but gameplay is simple as balls, theres more grind and its also single.player. you never fight other players which honestly detracts a lot.from.the game. But i guess it has xenos so theres that.
@aldahesu283 жыл бұрын
Now I know the only way to chill in the house is with a space marine helmet and power sword at hand. That bit made the whole video. You have a new subscriber.
@timomatic62263 жыл бұрын
Concerning Lost Crusade (don't play it!!!), I will leave a comment i left on another Video about it. Feel free to ask questions. (expect delayed answers. Vacations and such ;P) So: I have played it for a few months. For a (short) time period i was the 12th strongest player in our sector. I quit the game. Reason: yes, it is fun at first. and the model design is very appealing. and at first it does not seem to be pay to win. but oh boy. once your battle barge is roughly around lvl 25 stuff gets real. because: no matter how strong you and your alliance are, as long as you are not the so called 'whales', which reserve the top 3 spots, you WILL get F#€ked! our alliance was the third strongest, yet 1 (yes 1!!!) single player wiped out all 65 members of our alliance. all by himself. and the rest got wrecked by the smaller people trying for easy pickings. And once that happens, you get to experience the WEEKS of grind to just get back to your former strenght. during which you basically cant partake in any raids or other missions. Now imagine this happen to you and your friends over and over and over again. and popping a protective shield might become tempting, yes. but they cost real money. so. back to our grind. man, this sucks. every day for weeks on end spending so much time just to keep watch over your ressource collection and building troops. BUT: you can just BUY your army back. now wouldnt that be tempting? ;) that is the point of this game. spend money to skip. you can buy your army back. and also, if you are really stupid with your money, become the strongest in the sector and make other people miserable. top notch 10/10 pay to win Only other good thing about this game is that there are some really awesome people playing it. My alliance members were all awesome. unfortunately due to those problems most of us left at one point or another... PS: just for clarification. yes i spent some money on it. I bought one upgrade that is basically a necessity (additional building queue). Also purchased 1 or 2 additional packs . which still makes me feel disgusted with myself :P
@axios47023 жыл бұрын
I gave it a try but dropped it that very day. Its one of those games that isnt really good but its addicting and it was obvius it just wanted your money.
@AbyssWatcher7453 жыл бұрын
1 player beat beat 65 other!?! Holy shit
@TheBananamonger3 жыл бұрын
@@AbyssWatcher745 game balance is for the poors, according to GW
@timomatic62263 жыл бұрын
@@AbyssWatcher745 unfortunately, yes. and about 5-10 of our players (including me) were top 20 in the sector. one of them i think was 6th (i think). yet the number 2 player wiped all of us out. and after him came the swarm of smaller players destroying us utterly. at which point i fell from #12 all the way down to about #180. after this, you either pay to get everything back for a frick ton of money, or grind for multiple weeks for hours every day to get back to your former strength. the first time it happened, i could handle it. second time: FUCK. but okay... i guess. but by about the fifth time, i about had it. WEEKS of rebuild grind every time. i heard the argument before of: just pop a shield during Kill Event (PvP). and yes. for a lower to mid level player this works. but as your level rises, the less you have of them. and you will be targeted much more often by the 'whales'. also the alliance store (non real money store) is almost always out of them. so unless you want to pay for them - i think each was 50cent, but might be completely wrong though - you will be sh#t out of luck so about balance: when i left, i actually stayed for a few weeks longer so i could be at full strength for PvP. i wanted to go out with a bang so to say, and to support my brothers. my last action in the game was to suicide charge into one of those whales. my attack killed ALL of my troops as intended. but you know how many of his units died? not 1. not a single unit. i think i wounded maybe 80 of his (i think) 3000 dreads. which is basically clicking on your apothecarian and waiting for a few seconds... and an apothecarian can hold about a million or so troops at his level (again maybe totally wrong numbers).
@edrius1543 жыл бұрын
I can confirm. I was in the top 30 alliance (now disbanded) who were mostly free to play on Server 1. Let me tell you, YOU CANNOT REACH TOP 10 WITHOUT 3/4 OF YOUR MEMBERS SPENDING TONS OF MONEY.
@etomit46792 жыл бұрын
found your channel yesterday, WOW blown away by the quality for such a reatively small and new channel! amazing work! keep going man
@PonchaYT2 жыл бұрын
Next video tonight.
@etomit46792 жыл бұрын
@@PonchaYT I live in europe... okay guess I won't sleep tonight ^^'
@PonchaYT2 жыл бұрын
@@etomit4679 it will be out really really soon. Maybe next an hour.
@etomit46792 жыл бұрын
@@PonchaYT litterally tried to click on the responce notif at the exact moment the video got published and i was taked to it... What are the god damn odds
@jmmywyf4lyf3 жыл бұрын
"Pay to Win" is not pvp exclusive. If you're paying money, and getting gear, stats, or buffs (anything that affects your character) it is pay to win. Be it pve, or pvp, your character benefits from spending cash.
@internet_lizard3 жыл бұрын
I remember playing one of those games which was similiar to clash of clans. i was a good player, i was high level and i thought i was doing pretty good. then i just got attacked again and again and again and got drained of basically all my reasources and deleted the game because it was basically having to restart the game. I then played Lost Crusade and the same damn thing happened. these freemium games really do have a strategy
@stakefr0mjatefarmvods5343 жыл бұрын
>what is a freemium game A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF MICROTRANSACTIONS
@100Servings3 жыл бұрын
BUT ENOUGH TALK! HAVE AT YOU!!!🧛♂️
@Nacalal Жыл бұрын
I never understood how people got into mobile games. When I got my first real touch screen phone, I downloaded that one game with singing monsters, got about 2 minutes in to the point where it starts timegating you, saw I could pay to skip it and immediately came to the conclusion "oh, they're trying to rip me off to play the rest of the game" and quit. I do kinda miss older mobile games though, the ones where you'd have a free trial version and a full version that you paid $2 or so for, because you'd get an actual game at the end of it.
@brolyvibes3 жыл бұрын
First. But seriously love the 40k content, thanks.
@tombruce5153 жыл бұрын
the montage parody throwback at 10:25 got me good
@invidatauro89223 жыл бұрын
8:15 That's the issue man. They were perfectly sober. So they have no excuse.
@nozser3 жыл бұрын
This was great mate fantastic stuff.
@shrike25983 жыл бұрын
Every time I have to see the ads for this game, a piece of me is dying. GW should really know better to not let the IP grind to a pathetic direction…
@OlrikMeister3 жыл бұрын
I can't think of the absurd amount if money they make from selling the ip instead of easily making something the fans want and buy.
@ghuttsmckenzie42693 жыл бұрын
Well considering their stance on fan animated content, I don't like the direction they are going personally.
@ghostoflazlo2 жыл бұрын
I tried both these game when they both came out and I'm so happy to see I'm not alone in my disappointment. I really wanted to like them both but thyre where just so.... bland and boring
@Whateverguy81143 жыл бұрын
With each of these...'advertisements' I see I feel the cursed blade twist back and forth faster and faster in our backs...
@Sorrowdusk3 жыл бұрын
By my standard the best mobile game is *Wild Rift*, because it's a port of League of Legends contained in 20 minutes or so.
@cadunkus3 жыл бұрын
Literally the best mobiles games are ports from the PC, preferably the ones you just buy. Shelling out $5-10 for Terraria or Stardew Valley results in way more fun than cashgrabs ever could.
@dcwriter67803 жыл бұрын
Horus Heresy Legions is the best 30k game in existence, I've played for about 3 years and its amazing, too addictive and brilliant to play while listening to books aha
@A1exryan263 жыл бұрын
Hey, just wanted to say I really enjoy your videos and appreciate the tremendous amount of effort you put into making them.
@garfieldsans9672 жыл бұрын
Hey they just revealed Space Marine 2! Maybe there is hope!
@professorkatze11233 жыл бұрын
Freeblade is pretty cool. i finished the campaign and do multiplayer duels once in a while. took like a year but could have been much faster. i bet you can finish the campaign in 2 or 3 months if you hurry up
@manifestgreatness34133 жыл бұрын
After i was paying some euros i got the Freeblade and end the campaign . I Play it since 2 days
@NightmareBlade103 жыл бұрын
I played that game a long time ago and was pleasantly surprised! It's definitely not like the other trashy mobile games you'll find on google play.
@manifestgreatness34133 жыл бұрын
@@NightmareBlade10 i was surprised that the people act Like politics in that game haha
@XXmetalbastionXX4 күн бұрын
This video is even more relevant considering the amount of ads I get of that tacticus game
@xenoblad3 жыл бұрын
I’m so happy you enjoyed Horus Heresy: Legions. The game can be kinda snow bally and there’s a lot of hard counters, but despite all the problems it’s a varied fun game with plenty of nail clutching victories and soul crushing defeats. The balance is pretty good and the devs are fairly quick to nerf degenerate metas, usually. I’m looking at you Khorn’s favor + Garro/Cypher. Edit: Khorn’s favor got nerfed. All is well.
@hisnotsolonely29613 жыл бұрын
Stuns gallore Alpha legion and suddenly a Exodus head shot you!
@MTTC-me5dj3 жыл бұрын
And magnus getting nerfed to hell and back
@xenoblad3 жыл бұрын
@@MTTC-me5dj sure, but the thousand sons rework is a mixed bag. Most of their troops got buffed, but their warlords got nerfed. Idk if I could say the TS got nerfed or buffed overall. It's too soon for me to tell.
@cabaloflore87543 жыл бұрын
I instinctively tried to hit the Skip ad button every time you showed it. Great video btw
@100Servings3 жыл бұрын
11:39 MY FACE IS MY SHIELD! 🛡️
@DarkSoulsReject3 жыл бұрын
Freeblade actually kind of convinced me to get an imperial knight. And I do still somewhat play freeblade but it's become less common for me to do so because of the amount of grinding I have to do and I already play enough games on my Xbox that require an obscene amount of grind
@oiermontero23103 жыл бұрын
You should have tried drop assault man. It is not anything like lost crusade. It is very similar to bomb beach from supercell, one where you have at least to have common sense and not pay 200$ to destroy everyone. It was actually fun
@codyarcher32633 жыл бұрын
Id it gone or something?
@zonerdarkrevention62233 жыл бұрын
I thought I saw some of the worst ads for this mobile game slop, but what you found for this video made me have a stroke. now my right eye is full of blood from internal cranial hemorrhages...
@igooog3 жыл бұрын
"I don't want to be on GW's radar, or give my data to a Chinese company" Instant sub. You've also somehow redeemed Boris.
@tomoyboy2 жыл бұрын
All things aside, the chaos dwarves VA sounds pretty great to me @22:45
@LordProteus3 жыл бұрын
There should be way more Skaven and Gobbo's at GW HQ.
@tinde20703 жыл бұрын
Funny thing, I got a lost crusade ad right when you ended the section on it.....
@dmytrogalan10053 жыл бұрын
I actually had made the second strongest alliance in lost crusade on a server the first one had something like 100M of power more than us but i managed to keep us safe with diplomacy and free to play tactics somehow, then we started to grow more and more so we got wrecked by some smaller alliances with whales in them with the obvious backing of the strong one or complete disregard for the rules we have all agreed on, had to leave the game out of frustration, they just created a corrupt system where the server died out some months later
@ampherumthisfur20173 жыл бұрын
Man I remember back in high-school I was so excited to see what the future of MASSIVE ACTION GAMES would be. And even went as far to envision a massive starship battle where people would wait in a lobby to be casted into the Frey in an enemy ship called upon to help turn the tied in a game extending the battle immensely. but yeah what the hell was I thinking? Fun right
@doctoradventure4133 жыл бұрын
I hate how the sisters of battle feel like they’re being put in games because they’re women rather than how they actually function as a faction because they’re easily one of my favorites and there really hasn’t been a game that’s done them justice
@Mestari1Gaming3 жыл бұрын
You see the SoB look cute. People from China only care about good looking character and so they buy stuff for these mobile games. Funny thing. The CCP's own twitter accounts(they got many of those...) insulted their own Olympics atheletes for looking ugly while they were performing incredible athletic maneuvers.
@blizk243 жыл бұрын
That's modern eastern and western demographics nowadays. Westies like wamen being in everything, easties like personal eyecandy cuz if they say something like "sexy" in public they get shamed to the Warp.
@LAV-III3 жыл бұрын
“The forces of chaos are attacking!” Well time to cull all the guard regiments again *pulls out bolter*
@Arlehs3 жыл бұрын
Well, tha fact that the Space Marine and the Sister in Lost Crusade have asian features is not a random thing...
@GabrielOwen20143 жыл бұрын
You deserve 10x the subscriber count for the quality of your content. Keep it up, brother
@Janfon13 жыл бұрын
Do more of these! The mobile market is something I never explored, I would love to see your take on the games present on it
@SNIProductions.2 жыл бұрын
During bit where he showed ads i literally had to stop myself from reflexively trying to hit the skip ad button
@llucas.M.O3 жыл бұрын
"There is no shelter for thoses who use our stuff without permition"
@Trupen3 жыл бұрын
You are doing awesome job with those videos :D
@PonchaYT3 жыл бұрын
Just wait for the next video.
@HjalleCalibursChannel3 жыл бұрын
I can explain the dawi sentry gun, its from the role playing game! You build small contraptions to defend you! They are canon but not used in the tabletop
@slavicgerman51043 жыл бұрын
11:06 I um... I instinctively clicked the "skip ad" button...
@sarnicholas40533 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing an ad for Lost Crusade where the schmuck on screen says something about needing "A level three factory" and instantly knowing it would be garbage. Factory. Not Factorum; or better yet, Manufactorum? Yeah these guys have no idea what the setting is lmao.
@rpspotify48413 жыл бұрын
man, come on lmao factory is fine GW just made all their words ripoff latin so they could trademark them. let's not pretend that shit is original or even really work respecting.
@dodojesus45293 жыл бұрын
Bigger problem is *needing* a level 3 factory before attacking. Basically just says "fuck early game aggression level this shit up...then play the game."
@spiteu92723 жыл бұрын
Watching this as I put together my Kill Team Octarius box... They got me.