The Risks of Heading a Football: Limmy's Thoughts

[@celtic69]

as a kid my dad used to take me to the park, boot the ball as high as he could and if i didn’t head it he’d call me a puff. jokes on him cos i actually turned out gay and im only slightly brain damaged.

[@dontaskme7004]

Now the neck brace in the avatar makes sense.

[@BallJuiceOfZeus]

Don't be a pufftah cristophahhh!!!

[@nicholascoob1350]

You never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

[@gman6055]

Shite patter

[@velvetinedrapes4359]

now you're taking other balls to your face

[@dontaskme7004]

Nurse: Your grandad's in decline, he's conscious but he's just babbling semi-coherent nonsense. Grandad: They're going to, there's maybe, I saw it in the news this morning, something to do with heading balls in football. That's all I know.

[@TonyFlatleyGUITARCOVERS1982]

The Thumbnail is TOP NOTCH! hahaha

[@DaveSimkus]

That thumbnail is hilarious

[@MattySadler]

The last thing this debate needs is more experts chiming in

[@aj7803]

Limmy has had a few Glasgow kisses in his time to be fair

[@a1b3do]

Luckily we have a large population of Garys Lineker and Neville who spent a career heading footballs to analyze for punchdrunkeness.

[@meneurdujeu]

Limmy on the open goal hot wings challenge against Jim Leishman would be fantastic.

[@jekanyika]

That was a rollercoaster

[@Andy-fs5hv]

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball 🔧 ⚽️

[@TC2290-wh5cb]

Make fitbaws hard again.

[@MostlyLoveOfMusic]

I'll kick you in da baws

[@oibara2]

footballs the colour of mahogany. none of that knuckleball shite.

[@aj7803]

Some ppl would pay good money for this ​@@MostlyLoveOfMusic

[@velvetinedrapes4359]

"Put it on your head and say look I'm the pope" dangerous game doing that in Glasgow. Could turn a game of football into the hundred meter sprint or a royal rumble

[@vlnow]

Heedine baws in futba? Time to rebuild Hadrians Wall.

[@KyleVoices]

Couldn’t refs blow the whistle when they see someone trying to do a header?

[@formerCEO]

had in bulls since I was a youngun Amazon thing rong with me.