THE ROAST OF ALL ROASTS!! (Celebrity Edition) | ALONZO LERONE

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Welcome to the official KZbin channel of comedian/entertainer Alonzo Lerone. Looking for comedy, or just a good laugh? You’re in luck! On this channel, you’ll find a variety of fail compilations showcasing the internet’s funniest and dumbest fails curated by Alonzo Lerone from Twitter, Facebook, advertisements, and much more.

[@unapeppina4824]

Godzilla wants his feet back.

[@irmalaptiste2834]

Una Peppina 😭😂💀

[@Sasu123456789x1]

OMG 😂

[@nintenjermi5325]

Sasu123456789x1 nice profile picture nyeh

[@junkskull224]

lmao I'm dead 😂

[@aubreycroft8469]

Una Peppina Don't insult godzilla like that. His feet look better than this guy's.

[@kayslayzbraidz1337]

His feet:”All my life I had to fight “ 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ashleighjohnson7211]

Hahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂💀

[@_noemi_9687]

Madea reference lmaoo

[@raemin-laanmcneil8449]

@@_noemi_9687 No ma'am. That's The Color Purple.

[@Pandey_nousagi]

his feet and toes got divorced

[@user-pp6fv2hd1l]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dlca2]

😂😂😄😄

[@eastonkay8449]

His feet look like United Airlines beat them and then dragged them across a plane.

[@ryanbakerr]

Easton kay dang

[@bonnietandy571]

Tuff

[@drakematthews9186]

I bet you when he dies even the grim reaper won't collect his body with those feet😂

[@Beena2020]

That's what the scythe is for. Just chop those off...we won't be needing those.

[@dogenews2306]

Drake Matthews fgggbbhgbhg

[@biblicallyaccurateangel4433]

@@austinfranklin6571 Struggle fetish

[@iamworthiee]

Literally chocked on my juice when he said 50 shades of gargoyle feet 😭😭😭

[@oliverqueen1812]

Roxxie Love **choked

[@Studiosagi]

Yo Green Arrow, you missed the reference

[@oliverqueen1812]

Marikwondo Ishtar fill me in, please. what did I miss?

[@Studiosagi]

In one of Alonzo’s videos, a girl says “chocked” instead of “choked”. It’s just a joke among his fans lol

[@oliverqueen1812]

Marikwondo Ishtar oh I see. hahaha good stuff. my bad

[@Tigr3ssFox26]

They look like when a werewolf is transforming back to their human form and something went wrong to where they look like that. 😂😂😓😓

[@yalarosae]

Jessica Collier Lmaooooo

[@thokozanigab]

Jessica Chapell HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sydney05]

*cough cough* JACOB BLACK

[@terribletwosome6844]

This comment needs a love button

[@TefTV452]

YOUR COMMENT MADE ME LAUGH LOUDER THAN THE WHOLE VIDEO DID

[@shelbygraham4649]

Lmao! He could play fruit ninja with them toes 😂😂

[@larennestonermalhiot5748]

Shelby Graham omg I can't breathe 😂😂😂

[@khe-la10]

Shelby Graham AAAaaah 😂

[@burningelmo5051]

Shelby Graham I think the fruit would just explode when the feet go near them

[@JustASHINeegirl25]

I DROPPED MY PHONE READING THIS COMMENT😂😂

[@depression0.o2]

Shelby Graham I bet he has been

[@cheristie4745]

You’re really funny I subscribed right when you started talking because you made me laugh with every word.

[@ryanbakerr]

Cheristi E 8 likes in 8 months, 1like a month ( now nine because of me)

[@gerardwayseyelash]

@@ryanbakerr 90 because of me

[@dragoncaster4347]

One day KZbin, twitter, and Facebook will join together and be called.......Youtwitface

[@za3189]

Dragon Caster story of my life

[@brooklinwiget9834]

i’m dead fuck 😂😂😂

[@nono-py5yo]

Underrated comment....😂😂

[@rosiesymington4253]

🤣🤣🤣

[@_noemi_9687]

I hope that never happens cause that name dont go right.

[@jabezbautista331]

"Your feet don't make sense!" *throws dictionary at feet*

[@cassigamble]

The whole foot looks like " All my life I had to fight "

[@TheOfficialIceman]

Cassi Gamble 😂😂😂😂

[@brittaniesidebottom]

😂😂😂😂

[@darkvapour3253]

Cassi Gamble 😂😂😂😂😂 I can't

[@Moi_81]

Cassi Gamble 😹😹😹😿😹😹😹💀

[@Therealbratz234]

Cassi Gamble 😂😂

[@rhyaweeks]

"Yo big toe need a nicotine patch" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TabithaaLynnn]

Yaya G'baby 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@idontcare2046]

Yaya G'baby 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MK-sq3vc]

RoyalllTee i

[@moeknight6494]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@RyukaiMJ]

"C'est pas des pieds ça" is French for "Those are not feet" (As for TFOOOOOOOOOU I assume it's a slang-ish of "Tu es fou" meaning: You're crazy)

[@Kayla-eh5fb]

Foot look like it was throwing up gang signs lol

[@Alycornz]

"TOENAILS DONE MESSED UP THE TILE" *I THOUGHT THE SAME THING OMFG*

[@nintenjermi5325]

Alycornz N.A it's looks Dusty and Rusty as hell it is just disgusting nyeh

[@LizzySchrum]

Alycornz N.A not just tile the whole ground of earth he just dropped a tactical nuke of his house or were ever the hell hes at

[@sunkissed6413]

Alycornz N.A I can't believe he put my comment here. Some random person told me about this today on my ig page

[@missyshrimp222]

I was about to fight you! Kash better be alive and safe.

[@Christinebanks11]

MissyShrimp 2 no I ran over him , last week

[@dantebrosia]

George square up

[@Saaarraahh]

FIGHT ME

[@iliuno]

JayRed Woods Educate yourself and learn to take a joke.

[@iliuno]

JayRed Woods Well, if you won't educate yourself on jokes, then educate yourself enough to the point where you know where to put punctuation.

[@thecollins16]

those feet don't need no pedicure, they need a visit to the garage

[@spicypollo2234]

TheCollins16 garage?!?!?!?

[@Yuuki_Watage]

TheCollins16 The shoes? XD

[@madysonelizabeth570]

TheCollins16 those are Satan's feet

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

madyson baker oh dear I'm howling my sister asked what I was watching 😅😅😅😅

[@user-tq6cn8cg2n]

Garage??

[@elliotlamirande3869]

5:50 thats french and it says those aren’t feet

[@sierrakincheloe6212]

Thanks

[@boombam1141]

Ty ^u^

[@Nightlingg]

Did yall see that? ''His feet look like they fart!'' I'm dead!!!!!! XDXDXD

[@leannytaveras1304]

I was laughing so hard that my mom came in my room with a baseball bat to see if I was ok.

[@lisaboissonneault8240]

Lord have mercy I thought they had frost bite!!

[@DonaldSeymourjr]

You look beautiful. Hit me up.

[@raemin-laanmcneil8449]

Your mama is a real one. Facts!!!!

[@gerardwayseyelash]

I read basketball bat I was so confused 💀💀💀💀

[@1KingCoop]

his feet would be declared a illegal weapon if he was a ufc fighter

[@OrchidP]

Oh my god

[@GwenieM]

RCReacts I died reading that.

[@mackenzieemmons8751]

RCReacts My dad works for ufc and a lot of the fighters have athletes foot. But that was really funny💀💀

[@ShawnaHill83]

It's so true!😂😂😂 Dudes would tap as soon as his feet hit the mat😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@PaleHorseShabuShabu]

*an illegal

[@MsDymeOHYES]

😂😂😂😂 his toes battle eachother in fight club, daily

[@margie5841]

MsDymeOHYES girl im officially done lmbo

[@ntepup77]

MsDymeOHYES there is one rule..ONE RULE!!! 😳😳😳

[@TheOfficialIceman]

MsDymeOHYES I quit! 😂😂😂

[@motharchenemy8549]

*COUGH COUGH UNITED AIRLINES

[@aastylez40]

Tim Vano yass

[@gabriellekemp3523]

Someone said I pity the foot spa therapist who got work on them nails. She be scared for life😂 @ 2:37 Needed a grammar check "GET A DICTIONARY"

[@jaylynnnarans]

Gabrielle Kemp scarred

[@gerardwayseyelash]

​@@jaylynnnarans That's the joke...

[@newfoundmusician]

pythagorean like the pythagorean theorem because half his toes are triangles

[@CeCe3209]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Don't play like that no more. Talking bout you sold Kash. I was really hurt. I started crying and everything.

[@pyroroze3563]

I didn't cry, but I damn near UNSUBSCRIBED!!!! My lil dog in my picture has a crush on Cash.

[@Ebrown38123]

Chrissy D ikr

[@lawrencetiller9653]

I'm sorry he made this joke so I gotta kashe me outside how bout dah

[@moriah93ohio]

I almost fell for it

[@SkylarTimms]

It's not roasting it's (toe)sting

[@onlyonemitch5049]

Noice

[@flufftopher]

ALONZO UPLOADED A VIDEO?!?!?!?! i swear i thought youtube was april fooling me

[@alonzo]

whole up!! lol.

[@YviefromtheUK]

Alonzo Lerone Whole up or hold up......

[@elidadiaz6677]

TheRealFluff IKR I Didint EVEN GET THE NOTIFICACIÓN

[@madysonelizabeth570]

Those look like something out of The Walking Dead

[@hannahmetzger4880]

Madyson B No, those feet are the Walking Dead. 😂.

[@DoobeeKind]

For real!

[@DoobeeKind]

@@hannahmetzger4880 Wordddd!!!

[@DunpeilDueliest69]

LOL! 😆 😆 He got casted as Walker number 4 🧟‍♂️ in the Walking Dead after posting his feet on Instagram. LOL! 😆 😆

[@adjasidibe3074]

"i hope it aint that damn toenail" YOOOOOO 😭😭😩

[@Kay.Marie.]

Not a good idea to watch this video while pregnant. Made me so sick lol

[@Christinebanks11]

Kara Marie hokey shit ! Is it mine ?

[@Kay.Marie.]

George nope

[@Christinebanks11]

Is it yours?

[@desia.5302]

George nope

[@Christinebanks11]

On so you're the surrogate ? I hope your getting paid well .

[@TheRobinson3]

"Prescription socks" ROTFLMAO!!!

[@staciakurns8191]

Tia Robinson that's true so true!

[@monkeybubbles4359]

Tia Robinson a lot of people have prescription socks. ROFL! Even my mom has a pair of medical socks that her dr ordered for her. 😂😂😂😂

[@Taylooor78]

This is the funniest video I've ever seen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I cried laughing the entire time lmao

[@iluhchipotle9613]

Taylooor78 I sounded like a tea kettle the whole time! XD

[@jessicahisle8381]

I LUH CHIPOTLE lmfao

[@UrbanRomance_]

Omg same

[@LittleDemon_]

Taylooor78 how tf did you laugh at that

[@babycakes_niya7619]

Taylooor78 same I almost got kicked out the house

[@kittymeyw8299]

Alonzo: I sold Cash for Cash Me: - Smile drops to a scowl Alonzo: April Fools Motha----a Me: -Sniffs- At least Cash will be around! -slowly stops crying-

[@sydney05]

*kash

[@blankk4302]

Kitty Meyw *kash

[@indiashante1560]

Your teeth absolutely gorgeously! But these feet... Wtf is up with these bear claw ass feet? 🐾🐾

[@anitalee7162]

I'm both nauseated and amused at the same damn time...😱🤣

[@LexGLuvs]

"Let my people go feet" had me dying! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@xxhazelxx3473]

"toenails so bad you got the keyboard scared" 😂😂😂

[@sunkissed6413]

XxHazelxX lmao I was tryna say "You need to go get them toenails surgically removed." I was so disgusted with his toenails I had twitter fingers 😂😭🤣🤢

[@margotm1581]

tfooooouuuuu cest pas des pieds ça = you're mad those arent feet ! (it's french)

[@charleshill2340]

He needs to donate his feet to science

[@pattyannmiller8976]

I don't even think science would touch them.

[@dreamgrlarchive]

I think the French girl said: TFUUUUUUU THOSE AREN'T FEET 💀

[@LizzySchrum]

Amara Noelle I would try not to get kicked with those feet leave a scar on me for life 🤣

[@BunnyB00B00]

"I can smell the picture" xD

[@anayajones8085]

when he went back to count to the 3rd toe 😭😭❗

[@kyndallthomas4026]

He farted💀💀

[@KingdomDaughtersPodcast]

his reaction around 3:40 when he saw the 3rd toe 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jasminek4320]

Newbie2Natural i had to stop the video cause I was laughing so hard😂😂😂😂

[@savv970]

Classy Melanin Twins omg I am still laughing about it so hard that I'm crying😂

[@funnydylan9834]

I laughed so hard at that part Lmao 🤣

[@funnydylan9834]

7:18 is even funnier lmao 🤣

[@jaybird2048]

OH MY FUCKING GODDDD! Why were the middle toes looking like that though?! 😂😂😂

[@sabrinayerger5279]

Chanel Bunny Love look like theyre wearing dunce caps cuz those toes are stupid fucked up

[@jayonnapotter]

Mann, the part where you gagged killed me😭😭💀

[@kenyajones7169]

jtp .ox I was fucking done! 😂😂😂

[@adeelbinharoon3579]

It killed me toooo 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☣️

[@brittaniesidebottom]

I killed me too lol 😂😂😂

[@youaintgettingmyhandle]

*Reading Psalms 23 and rocking back and forth.* 😳😳😳

[@ladyfightsoctopus8166]

I love that Kash is at daycare 😁😁😁

[@nishiaboo7583]

Matafanua Tamatoa : right smh

[@kunatok]

Those toes are like "This isn't even my final form bitches" 😂😂😂

[@TheJumpManiac]

Alonzo, trust me when I say, and I'm saying this as a diabetic that fears for his feet every day and does everything he can to keep them normal and healthy, DON'T look up diabetes feet.

[@whatifiwasbald]

Jump Maniac 19 I should’ve listened to the warning 😬😬😬

[@leafykale5081]

Fuccckkkkk. I almost pissed my pants when you said "why would someone want you tearing up them sheets with those mud sticks" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@redhotretrochic1]

his feet probably smell like moth balls and expired milk @alonzolerone

[@haleypolk4433]

MUTED MEDIA 🤮

[@simrinm5313]

Terry Allen 😂😂😂

[@evillynn258]

His feet look like they've been fighting longer than him 😬 those are "all my life I had to fight" hooves 🤢🤢🤢

[@wolflover6369]

3:34-3:42 I laughed SOOOO much, that everyone BEGGED my 2 leave the room and they would each give me $10.00. There were 7 people in that room... I GOT 70 $$$$$!!!!!

[@DoobeeKind]

Noice

[@melodymckane4820]

He said his toes look like they're throwing up gang signs 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Socceraistlin1]

I Was eating before I started watching this. WAS.

[@kalinathompson616]

His toes look like Mr.Crocker's teeth from Timmy Turner

[@wjsmack]

Do you seriously not get Pythagoras (Pythagorean Theorem)? Get a Math Book!

[@umeinui]

William McClendon Wait, share your knowledge! been 7 years since my last math class

[@imbornthiswaybaby12]

William McClendon the Pythagorean theorem is a squared + b squared = c squared and has to do with triangles. Hard to explain without a picture/diagram.

[@umeinui]

Berit Hogan Oh I remember the equation i... nevermind I get it now xD

[@sonicboy678]

I wonder if we can use it on some of those toes...

[@GmmBeast]

I know the Pythagorean theorem, but what does that have to do with his feet?

[@LizzySchrum]

No way in hell he would walk on water with those feet lookin like the grinches fingernails

[@MinecraftLover58]

😂😂 oh god

[@RosaRodriguez-uw6jh]

💀😂😭😭

[@analisagarcia5345]

Those feet need coffins.

[@4R3SH8]

EACH TOE HAS A DIFFRENT DISEASE

[@shalifiDhempir]

Thank god he's not a kickboxr

[@alyssaz3647]

Dj Joker Wild He'd win by default 'cause ain't no way in hell is someone gonna fight him

[@OrchidP]

MrBfde STOOP IM CRYING 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@IamLinda_]

MrBfde Holy shit I am dying! 😂

[@aggsyholder6991]

Shawn Breaux 😂😂😂😂😂

[@brendaclay4908]

Those feet look like that creature on Jeepers Creepers feet !

[@madison-fakharaalabaljamil3917]

Bro I just typed the same thing

[@linag5904]

His feet look like my ex (2017)

[@gjfontoura3507]

He should forfeet

[@DashOnWaves]

the foreign language is french, she said "Those aren't feet, Theee fuuuuuuuuck"

[@keeganpitts5677]

These toes ain't loyal. 😂😂😂

[@FluffyNinjaArt]

why am I here CRYING!!!!! HIS FEET ARE THE DEVIL!!

[@spliffme2x]

I laughed so hard, I cried a bit. Thank you for that.

[@ashley_bxby3322]

I can’t stop replaying 3:36 🤣🤣🤣😭😭

[@dannyill5244]

Pythagoras's theorem - a^2 +b^2 = c^2 bc some of them toenails are cut like triangles

[@ryanweeks6118]

"Those feet look like slavery" That's gotta be my favorite one XD

[@OGSuki.]

What's it called when you want to laugh and throw up at the same time? I don't think I've ever felt that before. 😂😷😢

[@firebird1540]

The "toes like Pythagoras" was in referral to the Pythagorean Theory (a^2 + b^2 = c^2), basically referring to how his third toe looks like a triangle.

[@pkmnster681]

Firebird It's a theorem, not a theory. The difference between a theorem and theory is that theorems are proven true, but theorys are not proven, that may or may not be true.

[@araineacutebrownnurse7315]

Gee whiz ! He needs to go to the hospital with those feet. Direct admit.

[@DoobeeKind]

If I was that doctor I'd chop em off and amputate it where its nubs instead he probably couldn't walk right anyway

[@thepinkflamingostrikesagai7319]

He has 9 1/2 toes ( IF YOU CAN EVEN CALL THEM THAT. ) The right pinky toe said I'M OUT!!!

[@PokeRanger94]

I get jealous of my dog too XD don't like when he gives kisses to strangers.

[@ryanh2073]

If he went to a salon they would say is it ok if we take of the black nail polish?

[@donavanedwards3627]

He should be walking in the air because the ground is scared of his feet Jesus

[@quarantinedpeep9369]

Bruh, them toes looked like burnt wood after a fire

[@karaithegamer6957]

bruh. im 14 Pythagoras is the man who created the math topic or w.e tf u wanna call it(Pythegorean/Pythagoras Therom) it is used to find the unknown side of a right angle triangle. most of the time the htpotenuse.(the diaganal side)

[@alyssaz3647]

KaraiTheGamer I have a *deep* hate for that man.

[@karaithegamer6957]

+A Lost Zebra Why do you hate him?

[@Shadra220]

KaraiTheGamer because math. and the inclusion of LETTERS. *IN MATH*

[@Shadra220]

measure the damn missing side, don't waste my time with an equation.

[@karaithegamer6957]

Shadra220 and youd get the question wrong because the diagram is drawn "not to scale"

[@CrimsonCatacombs]

Am I the only one who did not believe you would sell Kash? These comments, wow. lol

[@juanitavalenciawilliams2589]

That one scene from Grown Ups when Maya Rudolph mom took her shoe off to show her " affected " foot and the little boy ran away screaming...... That's all I can see and think of.

[@johannsebastianbach3503]

0:44 " APRIL FOOLS MOTHAFUCKA" - 2017 Alonzo Larone That had me dead 😂😂😂

[@makayladeanna9289]

IM CRYING THIS VIDEO WAS SO FUNNY

[@moomoodudu298]

I had a literal heart attack when he said he sold Kash 😂😂😂

[@katherinedietsch4031]

He must have lots of toxins in his body. The health of your feet actually have a lot to do with your overall health.

[@LivingtoImprove]

So gross! Can't understand why anyone would post pictures like that once, let alone twice >_

[@seawatersoul333]

He should have to pay insurance on them feet lmao And screw cleanin the grill with em...they done look like they already been on the grill 🤣🤣🤣

[@GabrielleTollerson]

OH GAWD DEM FEET YAWL

[@cntrygal104]

DON'T DO THAT APRIL'S FOOLS! Lol my kids looked like you killed their puppy! lol

[@frankieagundis3061]

You left out: Them feet need Jesus... amen

[@juanitavalenciawilliams2589]

Frankie Agundis to be honest I don't think Jesus can heal this one.

[@lesliebow0217]

when your feet so nasty even God himself orders a DNA test to prove he "Aint the Father"

[@jazmineramos8200]

Those feet are of a DECEASED person !

[@katwagner1932]

Wow they need abwady more then that jezz

[@pj9263]

The top half of he’s body is boxer the bottom half is Satin

[@redhotretrochic1]

if anyone has feet like this use mouth wash vineger and baby oil cheep and smelling fresh

[@redhotretrochic1]

also scrub that dead skin off

[@spacexghost888]

"50 shades of gargoyle" My follicles have been snatched back 12 generations 😂

[@johnathynlarrabee551]

I got all sad thinking cash is gone

[@_.missnoname._1830]

When he said “I sold kash” I wanted to slap his forehead._.

[@leeanesWorld]

“I hope it ain’t that toenail” BAHAHAHAH 😂😂😂