A couple of 40k book excerpt narrations: Fabius Bile is judged by Slaanesh: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKHCYYFvactso6M A loyalist Astartes is brought before the Warmaster: kzbin.info/www/bejne/raHEY6GsipuNgrc
@HANUMAN74548 ай бұрын
@@arnijulian6241 yeah I'm a graffiti writer/skater/bmxrider/ bartender who LOVES 40k. I rock with the World Eaters. I even got some 40k tattoos lol. catch me lamping in the eye of chaos in a black stone fortress boutta go on a Black Crusade!
@greg00509 ай бұрын
Brother Roidtardius is struggling with the Black Rage, bless his heart.
@Flipdagoose9 ай бұрын
all of them are on drugs, remember?
@greg00509 ай бұрын
If my Primarch died at the hands of a traitor dog, i'd need some medication myself.@@Flipdagoose
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus9 ай бұрын
@@greg0050 the space marine suit has a enough chems in it to make down town Detroit look tame and the emperors children STILL WANTED MORE AND STRONGER STUFF
@peacefulfren88799 ай бұрын
Get him a chaplain quick
@mooshrooom68539 ай бұрын
IT'S ALL WHORE'S FAULT, WHORES! WHY DID YOU BETRAY EVERYONE, WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!!
@void7357 ай бұрын
"plz keep it down" "Its not whores its Horus" "Ooh my apolegies, please continue brother."
@Funnymandias Жыл бұрын
Best lifting inspiration Ive seen in a while. Get so swole that you can force people to take interest in your interests for fear of getting pummeled to death.
@themarlboromandalorian Жыл бұрын
Isn't that what Plato basically did?
@Funnymandias Жыл бұрын
@@themarlboromandalorian Plate-o.
@dasshift6925 Жыл бұрын
The Angron grind set
@Juniper_200710 ай бұрын
@@themarlboromandalorian That is a good Theseis, unfortunatly MY ABS
@kooolainebulger81179 ай бұрын
@@themarlboromandalorian love how history forgot his true name and it was replaced with greek for "broad-shouldered"
@balazsvarga182310 ай бұрын
The Chad Angel vs the Virgin "pls no loud noises in my gym" .
@gorbintime9 ай бұрын
This
@BuffKangaroo88629 ай бұрын
thiS
@Sweetness717759 ай бұрын
100%
@mikesnyder33179 ай бұрын
This is exactly what I took from this. He did not know how to take this specimen who not only Trains daily but is also a scholar who reads a 52 books series FOR FUN. Fuck op. He sounds like a bitch. Also horus did betray us
@Hellvine7 ай бұрын
Based.
@attemptedunkindness3632 Жыл бұрын
That wasn't a rant, that was recruitment for the last war humanity will ever face and our man just got better headphones instead. Edit: Easily the cheaper option.
@that_guy_that_plays_stuff5 ай бұрын
Would you rather get 500$ headphones or, 2,500$ army
@attemptedunkindness36322 ай бұрын
@@that_guy_that_plays_stuff Why can't it be both?
@Goofy-G Жыл бұрын
A true son of Sanguinius.
@shanewoodhouse93259 ай бұрын
absolutely based
@Sweetness717759 ай бұрын
Based beyond base
@BigPuddin8 ай бұрын
"Horus?"
@zodiark1116 ай бұрын
Based
@dondomdimadom66995 ай бұрын
@@BigPuddin Horus killed sanguinius, the father of the blood angels
@astalkus7540 Жыл бұрын
Becoming a 6 days a week gym bro for the Astartes transformation. Beyond based
@darthkek19539 ай бұрын
All he has to do now is purge the Heretic, the Unclean, and the Xenos.
@Rooachie2 ай бұрын
@@darthkek1953and the alien, dont forget the alien.
@sixwings69322 ай бұрын
@@Rooachie That's what xenos is my nigga.
@PelinalDidNothingWrong10 ай бұрын
Imagine this being somebody's introduction to Warhammer 40k. Also that dude's grind is fucking legendary
@flare_studios.8 ай бұрын
This... _is_ my introduction. I have no clue what Warhammer 40k is. Lmao
@radcut74048 ай бұрын
@@flare_studios. Welcome to Warhammmer 40k! We have: A fascist, feudal, theocracy worshipping a kinda dead, kinda alive anti-theist that has has 7-9 foot tall space racists in near indestructable armor among their most common forces. A gigantic army of egyptian terminators that had been asleep for 60 million years after fighting a war that was so desastrous it fucked a mirror dimension so much that it set in motion the birth of evil gods that continue to fuck with the galaxy to this present day. One of them also constantly travels through time because he wants to win petty squabbles against his rival, a historian that steals actual moments in time to put in his museum. Big, green mushrooms that bend reality to their will by the sheer power of imagination and belief. This is how they manage to keep up with the super advanced technology of the other factions by putting scrap together in the shape of a gun and simply believing it to be able to shoot actual bullets. And this was just a taste of it all.
@satanic_rosa7 ай бұрын
Welcome to the fandom.
@Volvith7 ай бұрын
@@flare_studios. Welcome, might i suggest watching 75 hours of lore videos to get into the basics? :)
@corvuszorcath3986 ай бұрын
Welcome to poverty^
@markcochrane9523 Жыл бұрын
>WHORES WHY DID YOU BETRAY EVERYONE Oh, I know where this is going
@procerusgigas6 ай бұрын
I had no idea, I started rolling when he said Horus!
@purplehaze56078 ай бұрын
Weakest Son of Sanguinius vs strongest Tau water-caste
@AegisAuras9 ай бұрын
For a guy who doesn’t know what warhammer is, he recounted the story in suspiciously high detail.
@rileybright-canton68889 ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly.
@DuskFox77 ай бұрын
I mean, sounds like an experience that’s difficult to forget.
@spriteking39446 ай бұрын
Maybe he secretly liked what he was hearing idk
@eindalton263825 күн бұрын
OP is a Warhammer fan and wanted to make up a story. This cannot be written by a non-fan, because he got the Dark Eldar wrong on purpose.
@normalusername5223 Жыл бұрын
>on 4chan >pretending not to know what warhammer 40k is Least believable aspect of story.
@impguardwarhamer9 ай бұрын
for real though the unbelievable part is he remembered all those details about the setting at 2:35
@Fallout31319 ай бұрын
@@impguardwarhameryup I noticed that too, fishy
@bof88509 ай бұрын
on utube uses gtf
@Dogman2629 ай бұрын
@@impguardwarhamerThat would be anon speaking as Roidtard
@impguardwarhamer9 ай бұрын
@@Dogman262 yes but if anon genuinely didnt know about warhammer and didnt give a shit like he claims he wouldnt have autistically remembered everything the roidtard said.
@burialgoods Жыл бұрын
I can't really say shit, I played Chaos Space Marines from 7th to 9th edition, and had about 25k points worth of models by the time I quit
@herbertmoon998 Жыл бұрын
Iron within, Iron without, Iron at the gym
@GYPHIST Жыл бұрын
You sold em?
@burialgoods Жыл бұрын
@@GYPHIST Yeah, had to quit
@GYPHIST Жыл бұрын
@@burialgoods I gotta quit sometime around this year too they get more expensive each year, fucking hate gw
@burialgoods Жыл бұрын
@@GYPHIST GW can suck a bag of dicks
@MrTyp00n Жыл бұрын
Don't know what's funniest about this, that the guy thinks he's a Blood Angel or that he thinks the knifeears will murderfuck him if he looks at them wrong.
@sovietunion7643 Жыл бұрын
jokes on him, the dark knifears don't need any reason to murderfuck anyone to death.
@voomvoom4522 Жыл бұрын
By the description of him, it seems like he is an actual blood angel.
@Gage_The_Comrade_or_Something Жыл бұрын
This is like those stories of neuro-divergent dudes getting relentlessly bullied & barely have any skills becoming like the richest people on earth. But instead of the rich part we get some giant gym bro in some cult channeling magic to benchpress like God himself
@genericuser984 Жыл бұрын
from the moment i understood the weak ness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel.
@pedroferreira4323 Жыл бұрын
neuro-divergent? dog this is a based channel, you can just say "retard", no one is going to hit you...probably
@Flesh_Wizard9 ай бұрын
the tardrage is a whole lot more destructive when it's gymbro tardrage
@kooolainebulger81179 ай бұрын
@@Flesh_Wizard like creatin gorillas
@MinorityRespecter889 ай бұрын
Wait is neurodivergent the new politically correct term 'mentally ill'?
@alexthehopeless3778 Жыл бұрын
"Deadlifts for the dark gods" suddenly starts making sense huh
@AtomicMonkeybutt8 ай бұрын
Maybe it was Eli in the gym?
@Svoorhout85 Жыл бұрын
Theres a guy in my gym who has a space marine tattooed on his entire arm. He talks about conspiracy theories all the time. Had a good laugh when I saw him with his wife and kids outside if the gym. They were going on a family bike ride wearing matching jackets and helmets.
@themarlboromandalorian Жыл бұрын
That's adorable as shit.
@Svoorhout85 Жыл бұрын
@@themarlboromandalorian Its funny when you know he talks Andrew Tate shit when he's alone.
@non-applicable354810 ай бұрын
Cute
@bentuovila52969 ай бұрын
Wholesome and goldpilled
@BR09849 ай бұрын
@@Svoorhout85basedso
@GoodTimeBuddies9 ай бұрын
Just sounds like he ran into Majorkill
@alcatrazz.6278 ай бұрын
Lmaooo
@jabbadesilijictiure2937 Жыл бұрын
You should come in one day throat-singing deep kargyraa and khoomei and say you're a member of the White Scars
@DougDangerous Жыл бұрын
Honestly, I'd be doing the same fuckin' thing. That man is unfathomably based.
@ffwast5 ай бұрын
The virgin "keep it down ☝️🤓" vs the chad *HOOOOORUUUUUUUS*
@lior4148 ай бұрын
POV: your gym partner is henry cavill
@alphaecho30949 ай бұрын
Doubt this actually happened, but it perfectly sums up what it's like to interact with a 40k fan.
@Th3Kingism6 ай бұрын
No way a dude that uses 4chan doesn't know what 40k is but it made me laugh
@DeadGothicRed9 ай бұрын
Awww the Blood Angel dude was just happy to make a new friend.
@darknessml61459 ай бұрын
The masculine urge to curse the name of the Archtraitor
@Isuukuu9 ай бұрын
Black rage Chad vs "k-k-keep it down pls" virgin.
@thetgomes63226 ай бұрын
NPC met the main character and didnt knew what to do with it
@MaitlandJones Жыл бұрын
Absolutely based. That man is my goddamn hero. I intend to start lifting someday too, I want to be a space marine.
@Telados10 ай бұрын
Why someday and not today?
@squirreltakular90499 ай бұрын
Start now. Literally now. Pushups, air squats, rows using door frame. Anything can be regressed to an easier version. All you need is a reason.
@MaitlandJones9 ай бұрын
@@squirreltakular9049 Good idea, been starting simple, get out and walk. I've been considering body weight exercises.
@luxinvictus90189 ай бұрын
start now. It makes the depression go away and makes you feel good :) also, insomnia goes away, and you stop falling into neurotic spirals because all that nervous energy gets actually used for something. Still have not managed to talk to women though :| For that I might need one or two reps of "initiate conversation" but I scared.
@mirceazaharia20949 ай бұрын
@@luxinvictus9018 You will always be scared. Always and forever. The essence of courage is accepting that and doing it anyway. Just accept the high probability of heartbreak / rejection. It is the cost of dating and mating. Try to learn how to spot the crazy ones, and never tolerate their sh*t tests. I wish you the very best of luck.
@samueltrusik32518 ай бұрын
Honestly, using the fictional black rage and the real hatred of Horus to get buff sounds interesting.
@xenon39909 ай бұрын
Dude channeling the black rage to bench harder is kind of a Mood Ngl
@theloweffortchannel721111 ай бұрын
IRL space marine
@madjack589 ай бұрын
Am I the only one mildly upset by the fact that OP didn't become his friend?
@imthelizardking6 ай бұрын
A few years later and this guy is probably king of the gym, loremastering with miring normies, and showing them pics of his Blood Angels
@GenuinelyHorriblePerson6 ай бұрын
"I just keep staring and smiling politely for fear of him killing me in an autistic fit of rage" that's poetry right there.
@juhasznagyjozsef5 ай бұрын
You misspelled pottery.
@KingzzzYT2 күн бұрын
@@juhasznagyjozsef…he meant poetry, my dude.
@purplepioneer564410 ай бұрын
I played a Blood Angel army, respect
@TheAwesomeAnon6 ай бұрын
One of the God Emperor's own. Truly.
@kabob0077 Жыл бұрын
3:16 Anon, you are speaking _Heresy._
@hajagameznstuff69564 ай бұрын
somebody better make those screams into a soundbite, cus that shit's fuckin hilarious 💀
@lsdontoast74246 ай бұрын
where is this guy i need to work out with him
@viorp52677 ай бұрын
The context makes it even funnier. This was posted on /fit/, by a guy completely unaware about 40k. Not on /tg/ as a joek or something
@GekleloPlays9 ай бұрын
Dude hitting that Black Rage PR.
@ignis26384 ай бұрын
If I knew Horus hating was the key to allowing me to lift more I should have started hating him sooner
@herbertmoon998 Жыл бұрын
God damn, just the title is perfect
@baronvonfedora152411 ай бұрын
Bet he listens to Stringstorm while lifting for maximum gains
@Asterion_Mol0c9 ай бұрын
Not anymore with what happened
@toastle80059 ай бұрын
@@Asterion_Mol0c true… but some of the collab songs they did with other creators were great
@eindalton263825 күн бұрын
Stringstorm is mid shit. You either go for Hmkids, Grimwind or just Farya Faraji for that real 40k autism feel. Yes, I know Farya Faraji isn't a 40k guy, but historical-esque music hits the same spot.
@av67285 ай бұрын
it truly is difficult to find someone IRL who will nerd out with me about 40k lore. I feel for the guy.
@zacharyjames9602 Жыл бұрын
Dude needs to move to Hollywood stat😂
@joshuarichard18925 ай бұрын
My stomach hurts from laughing. The Emperor Protects.
@eternalvibe90839 ай бұрын
I've never imagined Horus's name that way, and now I can't unhear it. It sums him up perfectly.
@luxinvictus90189 ай бұрын
reminds me of when I tried to explain 40k to my mom to make a point about religion. I still make call backs to it with "that one where they worship technology" and she's just like "oh yeah that one"
@thepolishdestroyeroprpioru91649 ай бұрын
Ngl if brother roiditus was at my gym, I'd start shouting about Magnus. We may be of different legions, but we may share our general hatred
@jobob96436 ай бұрын
could have shut him down nice like. "Awa I'm just a guardsmen and I don't think my commissar would approve of this blood angel."
@maxducks20014 ай бұрын
I aspire to become this man. To not only become fit, but to be unashamed and let known my grief for the death of the great dream of humanity. Of the Astartes. Of the Emperor.
@RainbowGod666 Жыл бұрын
Ah, a fellow (checks notes) _as pa ra gus..._ huh. Yeah honestly i know my kin enough to know that somebody VOLOUNTARILY GETTING ROID RAGE just for a 40k reference is possible... the "screaming about horus because thats what black rage do" bit it sounds cringe but everything else is BASED
@ohmygoditisspider79539 ай бұрын
i say, if the story's true, let the guy beat the black rage every morning. i wake up seething that carthage lost the punic wars every day for my entire life and I'm not going to explain this because it's insane and very strange, but it ain't hurting people and this is a good icebreaker so fuck it. if the story's true, then homeboy screaming about horus *actually did* result in an opportunity to speak with a stranger. that's the lesson I got, anyway.
@RainbowGod6669 ай бұрын
@@ohmygoditisspider7953 ah, un fan di di "carthago delenda est", eh? (italian noises)
@mirceazaharia20949 ай бұрын
@@ohmygoditisspider7953 *confused but soothing Dacian noises*
@zeoswjx9 ай бұрын
I swear half the fanbase got brain damage
@RainbowGod666Ай бұрын
@@zeoswjx most fanbases have brain damage. Post-2017 all the sane ones are stuck on tumblr reblogging gay ships And im fine with it but damn, in this economy?
@fifthofascalante73116 ай бұрын
I was howling at the revelation that he actually meant Horus and not whores, because despite it being so obvious, I did not see it coming
@sum13377 ай бұрын
FOR THE ANGEL GAINZ!!!! THE EMPEROR SPOTS!
@grandis_8 ай бұрын
Bro is part of the "special" forces of the emperor💀
@homosexualbadger9 ай бұрын
this is written by someone who absolutely knows warhammer lore and is desperately pretending not to
@SuperVidman1019 ай бұрын
Roid for the roid god, tren for tren throne!
@Жойлес Жыл бұрын
I can relate to OP on a spiritual level. Mostly because I don't know thing about WH40K
@stepheneaton49786 ай бұрын
This man chooses not to bathe in the light of the Emperor of mankind and instead prefers to cloak himself in the darkness of the nonbeliever.
@drakoinx6 ай бұрын
"Then he got on the floor and danced the dinosaur"
@riythemusicguy76968 ай бұрын
Honestly anon just hasn't taken the ragepill yet
@LC-zk5ri9 ай бұрын
posts on 4chan and acts like he isnt an autist as well
@bdletoast0910 ай бұрын
A dude on 4chan not knowing what Warhammer is? I don't buy that.
@Lightscribe2258 ай бұрын
I honestly thought this was going to be a story of the Iron Tard, but this is much better.
@leonwinchester98655 ай бұрын
All this video did for me was inform me that the nether in Minecraft and hell in 40k work the same way.
@daPawlak7 ай бұрын
40k fans not refusing to accept there might be nerds not aware of their fav thing (esp couple of years ago) is the funniest part
@imstupid8806 ай бұрын
Man even posted on /fit/ instead of /tg/, truly committed to the bit
@Vincent_A. Жыл бұрын
This is an amazing read, thanks burialgoods.
@_Royalfool_7 ай бұрын
Reverted back to monarchy? REVERTED?? THE EMPIRE MARCHES FORWARD
@castingspells_cz9 ай бұрын
this just reminded me of what kind of people 4channers are, op is such a jerk, he clearly cant see how based the 40k gymbro is
@petergriffin37969 ай бұрын
Bro met a space marine
@sreardonatpfg7 ай бұрын
If he thinks foot for the state was horrible, he is going to absolutely lose his shit when he hears about Satan‘s rebellion against God. Gym bro will find Christ.
@grouchy8814 күн бұрын
I'd love a whole retelling of 40k lore by that dude
@schroedingersband Жыл бұрын
Kek'd so hard
@Scorched-E04th9 ай бұрын
Horus did betray everyone and his anger is beyond justified, but it is fiction so 😂
@yamibakura859711 ай бұрын
I love this one. Classic /fit/ (maybe) ? Either way, funny as hell.
@IshijimaKairo3 ай бұрын
The Emperor Protects
@Annihilation_Studios11 ай бұрын
God i want to talk to that guy. I want to deadlift for the dark gods too
@inoroth20016 ай бұрын
$10 says OP *IS* the Sanguinius Simp crying over the Heresy.
@n0k1486 ай бұрын
average bolt thrower fan:
@digitalshoes55206 ай бұрын
2 types of greentext stories about warhammer: 1. laboratory distilled and concentrated autism 2. it hurts, anons
@demon_xd_5 ай бұрын
a true Blood Angel at heart
@grims75839 ай бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard in a while!
@NIL0S7 ай бұрын
Described like that, the setting is still cool AF 😂
@chuppimunn5317 Жыл бұрын
god damm a blood angle fan
@ElAceitoso5 ай бұрын
THE NAILS ARE BITING
@deneskun.85878 ай бұрын
This made my night thank you lmao
@mr.kittysavestheworld6953 күн бұрын
Nobody can recount so much information in such exactly not-quite-right detail without knowing the subject and doing it on purpose. Obviously all greentexts are fake, but some are much more believable than others, and this one is extremely obvious. The real instant dead giveaway was him spelling it "Horus" and not "Horace." If you only heard it spoken you would never think it was spelled that way. All that being said, life sucks, and sometimes you just want a funny story to be true and don't want to think about it too hard.
@ethanburch4227 ай бұрын
Bro met a Son of Sanguinius out in the wild, what an honor
@all_your_baser_belong_to_us8 ай бұрын
I’m gonna scream Horus next time in the gym
@cyberus14388 күн бұрын
I too am engaged by Horus
@yeetingpotato29349 ай бұрын
bro as soon as i heard that he was screaming horus i was shocked. the death company is now a real thing? we are fucked.
@rougenarwhal83789 ай бұрын
Holy shit my guy you have the voice of an olog hai, also I knew where this was going as soon as he mentioned horus
@CentinymАй бұрын
Plot twist: he was the guy and he is cringing at himself.