The Roman vs. A Poorly Attended Car Show

[@TordenPaws]

Did you film this through the oxidized headlamps of a PT Cruiser?

[@SAD-MART]

Direct hit

[@LearnAboutFlow]

I cannot begin to tell you how funny that is. Cheers!

[@trashrabbit69]

No, it was a Chevrolet Express. For maximum SEALED BEAMS.

[@lptomtom]

With the shaky hands and mouthbreather voice it gives the video a very distinct "shitty" aspect that I find strangely endearing

[@utrak]

shot on shiteo

[@TheStraightPipes]

Sitting on your phone browsing r/cars ... yup

[@fadedjate7230]

R/cars?

[@Cafe_TTV]

@@fadedjate7230 it's the subreddit (aka sub forum) for Cars on Reddit.

[@fadedjate7230]

I figured as much just was not for sure.

[@masterwhopper414]

What timestamp? I didn't hear it

[@CanadianTalent1]

Oh fuck yeah, TheStraightPipes are here! I heard you mention RCR in one of your reviews, helped me become a fan. Even ordered a shirt!

[@arvo_septus]

At first I thought it was just a couple passing jokes, but now I've come to realize that the guys on this channel are huge Final Fantasy nerds. There is at least one FF joke in every other video.

[@RoadStarJP]

Clean ya lens

[@CARBONHAWK1]

I thinks it’s part of the joke

[@CodyUnderstorms]

Every Roman video

[@tjc0614]

Cybill Shepherd cam

[@ItsMillerThyme]

Well, my pants size is 34 30 and I haven't talked to my brother in years. Guess I'll go buy an old Benz

[@lmavila77]

ItsMillerTime same here, got my pants size and I do have a merc.

[@GOOeysan]

the numbers seemed familiar, so i checked.. apparently i'm the other way around 30 34

[@VividBagels]

@@GOOeysan how do you find 30 34 pants. I can only get 32 34

[@GOOeysan]

@@VividBagels I always get the last pair lol sometimes they're accidentally placed somewhere weird so ya gotta dig

[@Twinspinner]

I literally have a bottle of hot sauce called Los Calientes. It's also not that hot.

[@rosen380]

I have one called "you can't handle this hot sauce" and it has a crappy cartoon devil on it. I thought they were just trying to be funny, but it is pretty damn hot.

[@nicholasjackson2519]

Man's not hot is now car's not hot.

[@bdcasey11]

Just got my bottle of the last dab reduxx

[@Twinspinner]

@@bdcasey11 I'll pray for you. Tell me what it's like if you survive lol

[@chrisallot66]

Was thinking the same thing about the blazer. Those square body S10's are so trashy... but when they're actually clean and not covered in flames and skulls, I kind of like them.

[@ninjamaster3453]

Shaved and slammed

[@fadedjate7230]

Most of those vehicles have been neglected to hell. Others were used for drag racing or slammed.

[@trashrabbit69]

S10 Blazers barely even exist here in the Rust Belt. They rusted away more than a Leyland Corolla. Hell I'm starting to see GMT900s and other assorted vehicles from the turn of the '10s starting to grow paint bubbles and brownie tumors.

[@seththomas9105]

A clean first gen S10 anything in the upper Midwest is about as rare as a 16 year old girl NOT texting and driving. Just like second gen F-bodies and 73-86 GM pickups Iowa winters(salt/brine) is a kills these vehicles in short order.

[@GoldenGrenadier]

Trash Rabbit, Duke of Bad Habits, Shellac Addict come down to the south and pick yourself out one. It's like blazer heaven down here. GMC Jimmys and Oldsmobile bravadas are also common.

[@TheCRTProductions]

Didn't expect to hear the name "Dan Bell" in this video... ha..

[@Karmy.]

Ikr!!

[@moto_45__]

Solid reference

[@RACaptialRegion]

Indeed, thank you Roman

[@thejunkman]

0:20 Because each sticker adds 5hp

[@_Zekken]

Nah thats only on hondas

[@klasseact6663]

Which car show is best regular parking lot USA☺

[@issuesexplained681]

Klasse Act, like your thumbnail 👍

[@hondacivic2295]

If there is a Skyline that will be the best one

[@josesigala7520]

😍

[@davesmilingcoyote]

You can suplex the Phantom Train?!

[@atomicmillenial9728]

That '32 3-window looks like a genuine early 1950's East Coast build. Channeled and sectioned but not chopped, with a hopped up 239 flatty instead of the belly-button smallblock Chevy. Nice find, Roman!

[@taint_misbehavin]

now I know what I sound like when I talk to girls about computers

[@johndenver9368]

Monte carlo. For the guy who dates the 42 yr old mom but impregnates the 19 year old daughter. Quote of the week.

[@Sedan57Chevy]

Car shows and parking lots are the best videos RCR creates. Great job with this one, Roman.

[@Lortenerfrisk]

To me the reviews are the lore that establishes what is rcr, and the car shows are the porn parody. Im usually in the mood for both.

[@classicreaction5340]

As a person who builds show cars for a living, I can't even go to casual car shows anymore because what goes through my mind while looking at the cars is pretty much exactly what is in this video LOL

[@gavinbugg8824]

1:52 " I want it" 😂😂😂 that is the correct response good sir 👍

[@greynolds17]

I'm nostalgic for the past I never got to experience because I'm sure it's better than the future I will experience...but hopefully there are enough young people still into cars

[@5ch3nk]

I love these quickie videos you guys do. At car shows, events, or just random parking lots.

[@alecmatteson692]

It bothers me when I go to a car show and half of it is just new mustangs, camaros, corvettes, challengers, chargers, and new trucks. Like we don’t see those literally every day. They’re cool but not car show cool.

[@agenericaccount3935]

Dan Bell References. Roman, you’re the real MVP ❤️

[@BCaldwell]

I came for the Dan Bell reference..... .....And several of the cars too

[@Karmy.]

Same

[@brandonr45]

2:58 You don't even mention that fine cougar!? WTF?

[@Rubedo222]

"Oh, at least there's less racism now...or is there?" DYING from that bit. A hearty laugh in dark times. Great video overall, Roman!

[@BakeryWizard13]

Yes, baby driver was definitely amazing.

[@DoRC]

How did you get the lens blurry AND the mic blurry?

[@SpearmintSerpent]

I can't hear The Roman lmao

[@Pocket-Calculator]

1:32 welp, you sold it to me.

[@Danjnap]

Grew up and went to school around the corner from where this show is. Everything hits home

[@Teraforce88]

1:40 had me ROLLING in laughter.

[@plasmapoweredsabby]

The future is the same old shit with microchips.

[@Robert-goose1]

This a reference?

[@SinginShooter]

And LS swaps.

[@Spencer481]

Thanks uncle pull-tab

[@natefessler3961]

"Mustang: Because if I have to guess who you are in the Tinder photo, I'm just swiping left." LOL

[@risingembersgaming7740]

Did anyone else notice the video is 4:20 long?

[@prinzvalium242]

4:19 at least on my phone

[@Robert-goose1]

4:19

[@BJRyan-bw4ny]

Nice.

[@quackman]

The thumbnail on my sub feed says 4:20, so yeah I noticed too!

[@CarsSimplified]

Gloss stickers on matte paint... Sad face.

[@ConsciousRobot]

Not if your punk rock. Only I didn't see a DK, bad brains, or black flag, or misfits skull on there. So yeah.... Sad face

[@billwilmington8284]

I love Dan Bell and his dead mall series mmmmmmmmm

[@mucix]

Saw an E30, went home satisfied knowing it was a good car show

[@likeclockwork6473]

Those old Chevy Caprice coupes have held up great.

[@DickotheClown]

Like Clockwork64 they really have, and the car is in this little book I have called "The worst cars in the world" for having bad handling, spotty undercoating, and being underpowered=every car from the late seventies. Why that opinionated douche (who probably isn't much of a car enthusiast) wrote that book is beyond me

[@Jonathan-nn8fe]

"When I argue with my baby's mother, I make sure the call is on speaker phone in the cafe." -White Mustang, 2018

[@Jonathan-nn8fe]

Corvette: the official car of realizing the real name of Sonic's partner Tails is actually "Miles Per Hour".

[@jakekaywell5972]

I can hear that 1950 Studebaker Land Cruiser begging for mercy under the burden of all of those seemingly gratuitous stickers. Also, the chatter about that particular Studebaker being the "coming-and-going" model is incorrect. The 1947-1949 Studebakers were the ones that were labeled that. Also, that 1965 Mercury Comet Caliente was stunning! The only thing that could have made this show better was some AMC, otherwise it's fine for what it is.

[@buddy8225]

That Monte Carlo reference was fucking hilarious 😂. I rewind twice and I am still laughing. ❤️😂🤓

[@onefootinthegroove39]

I don't see Dan's dead mall series as a wingadinga boomer bel air. It's a late 80s mopar van that smells like spilled milk, the occasional stressed mom cigarette, and the yellow little tree that tries in vein to cover it all up.

[@Zizzily]

And a Cadillac? I'm sold.

[@areminderofwhatweare]

Roman fucking me up with that Sonic the Hedgehog knowledge bomb at the end there. How I never realized this is beyond me.

[@davyrando1203]

2:36 A second-gen Charger is my dream car. Can confirm Roman's accuracy. So many Kevin Spacey lines in that movie are SO sketchy in context now... Speaking of second-gen Chargers, when you guys gonna review one?

[@c.o.n.collectingofnostalgi889]

where's the dinga dinga dinga dinga dinga dinga 🎶

[@crywhit4619]

Winga Dinga

[@c.o.n.collectingofnostalgi889]

@@crywhit4619 yep that one

[@clarkbraud7126]

I think the "Winga Dinga" thing is Mr.Regular's running joke; however, I kinda expected it too.

[@jontheballer]

Did the Mustang make it out of there ok?

[@ExileOrDeath]

Of course, there was no crowd to plow into this time

[@Suction_]

Awh shit. I was there and didn't see ya

[@JoelEmberson]

... and a cadillac.

[@daniel_of_jersey4775]

Ayy i have the same e34 as 2:24. Awesome car. Mines a 5 speed manny with rear lsd. Decently good for drifting at my local track

[@y87_99Firebird]

2:51 a Gotham reference!

[@PintoPopProductions]

When you listen to a video on headphones you know are going out, and you adjust them, and it actually does sound like that.

[@AdraTheGhost]

Shit we've been making "gotta go fast!" Jokes about the wrong one

[@WBush-uc9pe]

2:20 *my* mustache smells just like my left hand... because that's the hand I hold receipts in when I lick them.

[@Kownterfiet1997]

every car event ive ever been too the weather is either absolute garbage, or really nice, no in betweens

[@jojbouk]

4:08 whY tF WoUld you sAy tHAT?!???!

[@schmooza6812]

2:51 No Roman, that point was about a minute in.

[@thebagnechannel3183]

The Monte Carlo comment about impregnating the daughter is the winner, followed by my mustache smells like last night’s one night stand.

[@EminentLine]

"At least there's less racism now... Or is there...?" I don't think it ever really went away, LOL.

[@sound7846]

Yes I will pause my ambiant Drone Playlist for this

[@carterbendure6369]

1:50 I feel like that's a GMC Typhoon, correct me if I'm wrong

[@oldtwinsna8347]

It's not. Typhoon has no need to look like a poser car.

[@DestovaWorks]

I was really really wondering that myself, but it's so god awefully modded, as oldtwins says, that I don't think it is. Or if it is, someone fucked up hard. You don't mess with Typhoons like that.

[@liltrashbag9793]

1:26 my name is Josh and I feel personally attacked

[@fabianherrmann6398]

When I argue with my babys mother, I make sure the call is on speaker phone in the café - so YOU ARE THAT GUY o.O

[@DRUMFREAK814]

Was not expecting to hear a Dan Bell reference here

[@wecrouch]

This video is valued at a solid 4 suppressed office snort chuckles. Any more and I'd have to start lying about allergies, and it's the wrong time of year for that.

[@jakekaywell5972]

"I don't think I'll find anyone who ever understands my love of MoPar" the Roman says while angling himself so that the audience sees his Pontiac T-shirt in a reflection. *P E R F E C T*

[@Panhead49EL]

Charlie Brown's teacher vs. A Poorly Attended Car Show. Wohnk wohnk wohnk wohnk wohnk wohnk.wohnk.

[@rmay7]

My pants are 36/30 and I haven't spoken to my sister in years - which 80's Benz should I buy?

[@bambi11uvbubbles33]

1:52 I want it lol

[@ashilino]

At the start i pondered... try be yourself bro. as the video went on i realised how good your comments were. Good job

[@jordaneggerman4734]

This is my toy Batman.... *This is my real Batman*

[@bglbites]

It took me til halfway through the video to realize this was in West Reading

[@michaeljohn9263]

You're fucking AWESOME!!! I LOVE your videos...and the saltiness..... and the shade!

[@LiamS94]

This is Roman from RCR, coming to you from inside a wad of Vaseline

[@sloppyjoe400]

Awww all the reasons why I avoid car shows, bone stock cars with engine bay dress up kits and I'm some how supposed to be impressed.

[@Theninja114]

Going to a car show in anything made after the year 2000 is a bit like waving a wad of cash at people saying "Look how much money I have"

[@christopherrose7746]

I like that shit because its relatable

[@dragonbrownies517]

Going to a car show in anything post 1980-1990 will get you ignored and black balled

[@DTD110865]

I see a mid-1960's Mercury Comet Caliente, and I think of Marlo Thomas and Ted Bessell trying to get the car out of the mud puddle.

[@lawnside82]

I love this channel..hahahah wheres uncle pull tab? And oh yea that blazer was dope af...

[@Daschickenify]

Regular train reviews I'm waiting.

[@syxepop]

WROND PAGE! Try "Regular Roman', his "other account"; maybe they had done that already...

[@skimodel6618]

you made me realize the miles prower thing and Im angry

[@matthewhetes9965]

They canceled the burnout contest at the end of my car show becuase "of envoirmental concerns"

[@AbbreviatedReviews]

Who won? I mean I'd put my money on the car show because even 'poorly attended' wins the numbers game vs just one The Roman.

[@seanwhatstone8880]

A review of the charger, please please please, would be nice

[@michaellorah9051]

IKR? The 1968 Dodge Charger is my all time favorite muscle car, hands down.

[@mgonza1350]

2:54 I don't get the "joke" here. Is it just because it's such an average size?

[@zgSH4DOW]

I gained 50 years of age just looking at the cars

[@danield9021]

Agreed on the Blazer.

[@Rehopez]

That would be a Typhoon. They are the only cool thing gm pooped out in the 90s. Also came in a truck called the Cyclone. but Yeah it's pretty much a jimmy or s10 on crack. Cool.

[@Boshjall]

It’s not a typhoon, it’s a blazer pre 84 but with a 91 grille on it. You can tell by the dash and the front bumper and how it has no ground affects, plus no power mirrors too match.

[@roddydykes7053]

Car culture had a brief resurgence but it’s never gonna be like the hit it got around the 2 Fast 2 Furious era, my guess. Not with electric and economy cars being so trendily advertised

[@snappy452]

Well heres the problem, the car show was held underwater. Bloop Bloop.

[@klasseact6663]

Roman, you always do a good job as the substitute presenter, Mr. Regular is "the man" but there's only one man uniquely qualified to save this car show and that man is FUDGEMAN 💩

[@ConsciousRobot]

Matte paint with stickers is only ok if the stickers are punk. No misfits skull, DK, bad brains, black flag.... no good.

[@tougeninja5898]

Am I the only one who knows about Alice tetch?

[@Joesolo13]

I too watch Gotham

[@WorldGoods]

In love with golfs at the moment and that gti was nice

[@derekrinaldi6652]

Square body Blazer with a small block - Y E S.

[@ArcticAstrophysics]

Who brings their brand new ford mustangs that their parents bought them to a car show lol

[@Caledon91]

Roman's annoyed by the stickers on that Studebaker and not the stupid hillbilly caricature on the door?

[@RasoKye]

You cant escape me, Gotham reference.

[@mgonza1350]

3:01 That's technically front mid-engined

[@dallavalla]

1:58 Excuse mee, Excuse meee, I have to leaveeeee

[@umiami80]

Love the Sega Sonic references. FF too.

[@thug_573]

Annnd the Cadillac

[@onyx8231]

2:43 Top speed with the top down will do that to ya.

[@LucefieD]

I've always wondered do they do the commentary live? judging by the audio I'd say Yes? But then again you would think they would get more strange looks.