The Salmon Run Experience

Splatoon 3 but Salmon Run has taken over my life
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[@ZpectreWasTaken]

Someone said it a while ago, but the best part of being a Failboat sub really is getting notifications like *“get in”* or *“start running”*

[@Devbuggz]

Exactly

[@Flshct]

One time one of my friends turned on my phone just to see a Failboat notification… took a while to explain

[@amiiboguy7288]

“behind you”

[@Crossing.Blue_Water.]

At this point I screenshot these things so I can have the memory when it eventually likely changes

[@theburningfalcon974]

*He's coming*

[@thatpersonmariah3997]

I can’t explain the horror I felt when I got the notification for this, then I realized this was a Failboat video.

[@fishingkirby227]

On god on god

[@xavierisanemo3838]

same bro 👍

[@CeHee123]

I only ever get stream notifications. Which I might be greatful for because I don't get any random jumpscares.

[@kirbyslayer8872]

yes

[@saltyseaboi4146]

i swear i would have started running if i didnt have paralyzed legs

[@The_Lolatron_]

Gotta love the "Big Shot but it's played badly on a harmonica" bits whenever a Big Shot is on screen. _The meme never dies._

[@Tom.Tomlet.T.Tomington]

How do the slightly tilted letter

[@Tom.Tomlet.T.Tomington]

‘Maybe this?’

[@Tom.Tomlet.T.Tomington]

Nope

[@Tom.Tomlet.T.Tomington]

But not tilted

[@Tom.Tomlet.T.Tomington]

“Maybe two abreviation”

[@llamaz6731]

I miss being lower rank... when you could actually have a reasonable chance of taking out more than 50% of the king's health

[@BlueBerry20071]

I miss being lower rank when glowflies weren't an instant lose event.

[@screaumbly]

i miss being lower rank when i didnt lose every goddamn game

[@thatonejester3387]

The very bad Eggsecuitive are getting better at murdering the big fish's help Kinda Maybe Eh Don't count on it

[@DarkAnomaly]

@@screaumbly Ditto.

[@InfiniteThePhantomJackal]

@@thatonejester3387 so is that coincidence or an Undertale reference

[@baxabaxabaxabaxabaxabaxa]

Time to binge watch the next 20 episodes with very nefarious titles such as: “get in the van” and “commit several war crimes”

[@silversonome5360]

*CUT THE PHONE LINES*

[@spevan4496]

I received a notification that just said “start running” and was very confused. Then I remembered I subscribed to Failboat. It’s just one of the many amazing things you get for subscribing!

[@eiramharas]

😂👏🏼

[@KalizWasTak3n]

If I were you I probably would be screaming lol

[@ACE44-404]

_so like this_

[@mk4-matt6290]

The harmonica every time Big Shot is on the screen kills me.

[@musicalsystem927]

Where is that name from?

[@blakksheep736]

@@musicalsystem927 Deltarune I think. Look up Spamton.

[@theentertainer6198]

Now’s you’re chance to be a BIG SHOT

[@pillowmint4622]

those were easily my favorite part of the whole video tbh. just hearing how wonky it is consistently puts a smile on my face :)

[@chrisgarrett6305]

@@musicalsystem927 the song is a harmonica version of the deltarune song BIG SHOT which plays when Spoiler warning- You upload an insane salesman into a hugely powerful robot body as he believes it will give him freedom, but he ends up as a giant puppet anyway and attempts to kill you and steal your soul instead. Deltarune is awesome but damn is it weird.

[@justjeremy6450]

Me: casually minding my own business. Failboat releasing a new video: “Start Running” Me: *Panicking*

[@MysteryEzekude]

I read the line "Start Running" in the tone of El Blaze from Virtua Fighter 5. =P

[@SemiHypercube]

Of course he makes the most threatening title at the start to scare people with notifications (for context initial title was "Start running.")

[@btcbuster5556]

it still is that title

[@Qrangg]

@@btcbuster5556 but you know its gonna change in lets say.... an hour?

[@CeHee123]

I swear Fail consistently manages to make every title thumbnail combo more concerning than the last. That is until he changes it. Og title was Start running if he changes it. Also by the way... 1:22 Cannibalism?

[@C4puch]

Man I remember a while ago when everyone would comment that “the og title was ...” before he changed it just in case he changed it

[@crappyanimations1163]

Y e s

[@JesseFea]

I mean if you look at salmonid lore canibalism might just be a thing they do casually

[@Sansibit]

Now it’s “Welcome to Salmon Run”

[@-purplehaze-2212]

Welp he changed it lmao

[@williampipoly1069]

As someone with 4.8k hours on TF2, I have to say: calling it an "addiction" is a bit of an understatement

[@NoteBlock]

Full Big Shot melodica cover coming never- look forward to it!

[@grimreaper9121]

But what if we do look forward to it? Hmm?

[@retro3188]

Yeah, NoteBlock! We love it.

[@jakejohnson718]

make it a thing dammit

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

As someone who is waiting for my Spamton plush to arrive, I love the slowly unwinding, goofy Big Shot remix every time it appears on screen. Also, glad Fail's reaction to the Mudmouth had as much disgust as mine.

[@maxedoutsociety]

Excuse me did you just say SPAMTON PLUSH?

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

@@maxedoutsociety Fangamer has been teasing him for months, and now he's finally available to order on their site

[@Jenna_Talia]

The mudmouthes remind me of those magma monsters from Mario galaxy tbh

[@andyblargextra]

The fact that every time Big Shot showed up you played the song in more and more decaying ways is perfect.

[@thecommonman9524]

I get why people are scared of Failboat notifications now. If Fail changes the title in the future, the original was "Start running."

[@Skelly1485]

@The Common Man ok. im probably an idiot. but how do you turn on notifications

[@thecommonman9524]

@@Skelly1485 Simply click the bell after clicking subscribe.

[@akiooosama]

@@Skelly1485 click on the bell next to the follow button

[@paxgallery6646]

@@Skelly1485 You subscribe and touch the bell icon

[@CaptainCuttlefish74]

@@Skelly1485 click that bell

[@bluebaron6811]

2:44 This is such an underrated clip.

[@SEAkuaa]

Ah great the horror of seeing "start running" while just chilling. Love to see it.

[@gangus9924]

“Man’s ate 3 cartons of eggs and said time to go to war” was the best thing I heard today thank you failboat

[@curiouscreator8806]

[1:06] "I stubbed my toe on the Pacific Ocean" i can relate, boat. very relatable. 👍

[@Imstillhangintherethankgod]

There's always a unique set of insomia-inducing dread when you're subbed to Failboat and one of his vids appears in your notification box like a sleep paralysis demon and tbh it's starting to take a toll on my sleep schedule

[@hello_i_exist9909]

Every consecutive word of this felt like another punch to the gut

[@musicalsystem927]

... agreed

[@silverknight0871]

You still have a sleep schedule?

[@trickygamer555]

Do I have to be concerned for your mental health or are you joking?

[@mlgdoge12343]

Whats a sleep schedule?

[@xpload]

As an MvM enjoyer I IMMEDIATELY loved Salmon Run

[@xpload]

First time Splatoon 3 player btw

[@as0mn]

mmmm i love gambling money for australiums i will never get! (i have a proud 25 tours with no australiums)

[@fishstickfailur3]

team fortressplatoon 3 or something

[@xpload]

@@as0mn Mann Up mode is basically 20 minutes to unbox something

[@dragonslayer7724]

@@as0mn That's why Salmon Run is better More fun, less gambling addiction

[@clasher138]

Now we have a legitimate reason to go after the Salmonoids. They basically have their own godzilla so at any time they could choose to get back at us and invade the city.

[@someguy1894]

also power

[@Bitjelloboy30]

I love salmon run, now I'm very curious to see more details on these supposed "Big Runs" they added.

[@objection6563]

Mate, *T h e y ' r e b i g*

[@landsquid9509]

he took the piss out of salmon run and still was more productive than some of his teammates

[@karmesteymusic]

I love how _Big Shot_ plays every time a “Big Shot” shows up, especially the foggy one echoing.

[@JayJayva04]

6:53 "this isn't even my final form" well he ain't wrong

[@patchyDW]

I love how Failboat plays low quality spamton when a big shot appears

[@fishything7564]

OH BOY, can't wait till you discover how much tankier it gets at higher ranks

[@primarch0138]

You know its a good episode if the title is "start running"

[@judgmentalperson1323]

Thank you Mr. Failboat for always instilling fear in our hearts!

[@BarrenAcc]

the best part of salmon run is definitely *a comunication error has ocurred*

[@iamalettuce2759]

Who else enjoys what he did with the big shots this time

[@AlexDayz]

So glad this mode is available at all times now, it’s insanely fun and frustrating

[@CommanderWiggins]

I hate it so much now that I'm at Profreshonal but yet I keep going back for those sweet, sweet coins.

[@landsquid9509]

funstrating

[@yinyangyt8749]

Fun fact: Mr Grizz’s eggs sound actually comes from a seal

[@brem-]

I have yet to beat a Cohozuna, because for some reason my teammates don't know you have to shoot at it, and that golden eggs are used to throw at the Cohozuna to deal more damage

[@beatfromjetsetradio8239]

The Melodica player cares less each time a “Big Shot” joke is made.

[@ImJustJAG]

The Little Buddy text to speech chat is the best thing ever

[@ripme123l7]

Y’know what? I probably should start running before I get my salmon run tank all the way down to overachiever again

[@sinfizz_]

i sure love getting notifications saying to start running, as i hear scratching in the walls 😊

[@Starlit_Onion]

The first cohozuna I fought ended with three seconds left... the second cohozuna had TWO seconds left... I DID IT AGAIN, AND THE THIRD COHOZUNA LEFT ME WITH ONE SECOND AT THE END. I'm not gonna finish the next one, am I?

[@yasmintarek80]

Next one was the Coherent Error (I DONT HAVE SPLATOON 3, MY DAD NEEDS A TO DO LIST)

[@reddrakus2937]

This was weird I was watching something about a criminal knowing my location, fail is that you?

[@alexthepersonwhoisexistent]

Love that the big shot rendition gets slightly worse every time a big shot shows up

[@jstarv104]

I absolutely love FailBoat's videos, the way he's able to make so many jokes out if the game is amazing 😂

[@pootismann19]

Fun fact: about a year ago they launched an april fools event where they made an mvm map that was literally salmon run.

[@systemloading]

Failboat’s titles never cease to strike fear into us.

[@woos057]

I love that one enemy literally is called [BIG SHOT] This means people will edit spamton related music tracks in their vids whenever one's on screen

[@sltrskid]

i love how a violin cover of spamton's theme(?) plays whenever the big fat guys with the cannons appear

[@Drawceress]

My main takeaway from this video is that it is only a matter of time before someone creates a mod that replaces the sounds that the big shot makes with big shot. It's gonna happen.

[@arttukettunen5757]

Salmon run: still with flyfish, people still sucking at aiming in professional and now 3x more about ink tank management!

[@_____________a_a]

Fun fact, first time I played salmon run on s3 one of my joycons died. I couldn’t use the motion controls, shoot, or jump. I also couldn’t put any eggs in the basket. Miraculously we still won with me running around constantly getting splatted.

[@ScharfTube]

All the big shot jokes 😂

[@popcornproductions2]

I was just chilling, then I turned on my phone and this notification popped up. The title legit scared me for a minute. Then I realized it was just a video. Then I realized that it was a failboat video. My mood went from fearing for my life to happiness

[@rubydotcom]

Salmon Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. R U N .

[@kimarykorlumiose7728]

0:25 don't mind me, just putting this replay button here for myself lol

[@brandonfazbear4219]

egg? AaaaaaaAaaaaAaaaaaAAAAAa!!!!

[@doodle434]

“Big shot” Spamton: are you ready for a big shot?!

[@THTB_lol]

@user-xr2ji6ei2e you are a very sussy bot

[@doodle434]

@@THTB_lol ikr that was a strange bot trying to scam me

[@DrWellRound]

I keep replaying 5:25

[@AbsolutMouse]

5:27

[@eliana5093]

There's always a unique set of insomia-inducing dread when you're subbed to Failboat and one of his vids appears in your notification box like a sleep paralysis demon and tbh it's starting to take a toll on my sleep schedule

[@Pumpkinbyte]

The last time they made something as terrifying as super chatty was like the 2000s

[@possumorb3770]

He is coming He is 100 meters from your location and approaching rapidly *YOU BETTER START RUNNING*

[@byrontheusurper6505]

God I'm so exitdd to finally get this game, it's so good!

[@wholekilogramofbutter480]

“Man ate 3 cartons of eggs and said _it’s time for war._” -Failboat, the Art of Fish

[@SquibToast]

0:02 idk why but this part had me dying laughing 💀

[@brandonfazbear4219]

egg

[@PIXELSHIFTINC-EMMORTAEL]

egg

[@The_Ultimate_Agent]

🍳

[@Bouncepot_the_almighty]

Imagine chat starts flirting with the splatoon bosses

[@brainsandbolts]

How is Failboat so lucky with his teammates? Whenever Cohozuna shows up for me, all my teammates just suddenly forget how to act.

[@Maxler5795]

"Start running" Way ahead of you buddy -i say on the other side of the world

[@DarkAnomaly]

I feel this mode needs severe ironing out when your Rank goes up. The spawn rate just gets ridiculous and it just becomes impossible to keep up with what's going on. It's so frustrating.

[@SuperMarioSwagger]

It's alwaus veen like that and that what i find fun in salmon run. It's not impossible if all 4 players are good. But salmon have always been hard with random players

[@deezgod45]

yeah, I was profreshonal in s2, and the difficulty has already passed that for part time profreshional. King salmanoid is pretty much fucking impossible because no one knows what to do. +he has a lot of health. (and if he was spawned with high water good luck it’s impossible)

[@DarkAnomaly]

@@SuperMarioSwagger See? that's also my issue when people say "when Players are good" maybe if the damn game made it clearer people wouldn't get confused. Whatever I've stopped playing it anyway and I don't intend playing it again. I'm tired of this elitist type attitude I keep seeing from people.

[@triggerhappy4199]

I think it’s a factor of salmon run being kinda unbalanced above prof +2 also good teams help but they aren’t the end All be all for salmon run there’s a lot of factors

[@myrealusername2193]

Since he's changed the title, I would like to inform you that the original title for this video was "start running"

[@retro3188]

Only Failboat could have titles like this. Start running? *How fast?* Get in? *Ok!*

[@Maxler5795]

"I may have to an addicttion to tf2" That makes me happy

[@arandomguy3630]

Claim your here within a hour ticket

[@Player1Maximum]

Hi

[@Gneissman]

Claimed

[@TheBelovedBun]

Good evening.

[@Zorla4]

yeahhh

[@fochefi752]

Claimed

[@CatsRCute902]

I love the new Salmon Run! Its Amazing Keep up the good work Fail!

[@skrunklz]

3:37 You’ve met Ma Now meet Pa

[@pikanachuster4032]

Gosh, I love failboat videos. They always show how funny Dan is… whether he means to be or not. Every time he says something only to be directly hit by the universe saying ‘no you?’. Classic.

[@mooncake8059]

The amount of respect i have for Failboat for playing a remixed Spamton(aka BIG SHOT) theme is absurd

[@Starlit_Onion]

Failboat... are you aware that the extra bosses during the cohozuna are there so you can take their golden eggs, and throw it at the thicc salmon? It does more damage...

[@TentaCole]

Only in the context of Splatoon does that make sense. 😂

[@squidfresh3082]

0:10 - Denial 0:11 - Anger, Bargaining, Depression, 0:12 - Acceptance

[@micahplays4939]

5:40 the sad thing is. THEY ACTUALLY WANT TO DIE

[@Spade_FoxDerg]

"let me tell ya kid, with my help, YOU CAN BE A REAL [big shot]!"

[@GameIdiots69]

The salmons are coming and they brought an army… *START RUNNING*

[@birdlord4210]

👏

[@immortalkoopah3138]

Dude you saying that about a 10 round version of salmon run made me imagine absolute bliss

[@HeyitsKyomeiSub]

9:06 YOU WERE IN MY SISTERS LOBBY. OH MY GOSH. JP is my sister 😂

[@pedromartins6810]

Well then

[@blueditto2425]

“Ok so we can’t allow anyone to die.” *dies*

[@ccherry.berryy]

2:16 I’m sorry- did the *car* guy say KACHOW

[@crow_in_a_trenchcoat]

“salmon” … not gonna say it. _sally, that you?_

[@YUUHHHHHHHHHHH]

Fail boat I’ve been a fan for 4years your content never fails to make me laugh😁

[@ilikedragons6779]

“Open your left compartment if you wish to die.” *opens right compartment* “HE OPENED THE LEFT COMPARTMENT-“

[@paxgallery6646]

the compartment was on Failboat's left, and that compartment was the only one the flyfish had... _left._

[@Loafzorua]

I was the last player on the team by wave 3 because everyone else disconnected so you are lucky failboat

[@Jyuratodus_Enjoyer]

I have started running and too scared to stop to know what I'm running from

[@Toastii_Art]

Some dude in my theatre class was listening to you my entire class lol

[@derpcade]

The salmon run uniforms look really good in this game

[@waddleguard1981]

5:30, I still find it funny how it was said “open your left compartment if you would like to die” when at the time the left one was already blown off and the right one that was intact. What I see it meant was that they did not want to die.

[@NotSnak]

I love all the new additions to salmon run i just wish the gear didnt change once a month. It completely kills the mode for me

[@Sansibit]

Agreed. I’d be okay with a weekly change or the usual daily change but the monthly change is a huge killer

[@deezgod45]

my god 1 day ago, salmon run had the worst weapon choices and it was so hard to win, thank god it changed. (clash blaster, stringer, dynamo roller, mini splatting)

[@songbird515]

Its weird being ranked high in salmon run and struggling to get even one 3 wave clear and then watch a lower rank go so smoothly.

[@TeaTime0300]

You don't know pain until you get a first round loss because Noone else joined your crew

[@obliveratrix8917]

Every time a Big Shot appears the music downgrades and it is funnier every time.

[@TheVenusaur]

literally was like I wanna watch a salmon run video then I saw this on my subscriptions.

[@Destroyer54329]

5:30 He opened his right compartment I don't think he wanted to die

[@Sabz-ul2rc]

It was on fails left

[@snackbasket1214]

"I stubbed my toe in the Pacific Ocean."