This was Big Run

[@failboat]

HELLO MY INTRO IS A SHIRT AND THAT IS CRAZY TO ME LOL: bossbattles.gg/failboat

[@manimdead485]

1st replyer

[@iggypikminunderly782]

Dudunspares

[@Gamma_Eaglit]

what if it was a sweater

[@luigipowdemo6458]

Why did you give three links?

[@Off-colorsign]

Thanks for the terrifying notification btw

[@saurcy28]

Lil Chatty is getting more and more scary with each Splatoon video... Who knows what he'll be capable of during our next splatfest...

[@lokithedog725]

“It”

[@bababuoy2521]

@@lokithedog725 🗿

[@hikaru9624]

@@lokithedog725 ok I'll bite. Technically speaking lil chatty is male going off of Hugefry's body structure resembling that of male salmon when mature enough to start spawning in North America. This is only what I can recall from documentaries as I live in the UK, Scotland to be exact and our salmon is a different species.

[@bdr3216]

I can not imagine the horrors that await

[@stefanspelt3578]

Probably a haircut thing... Or maybe, i don't know, THE SALMON RUN EXCLUSIVE SIZE?

[@ImJustHere8888]

“Raid the local Disney land” Failboat’s intros are the best they make me laugh like ten seconds in

[@Pumpkinbyte]

@Lakehunt McCoolsman😎 you stole content from a dude shut up

[@Tom.Tomlet.T.Tomington]

@Lakehunt McCoolsman😎 says the guy who had 47 subscribers XD

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

@@Tom.Tomlet.T.Tomington Thomas 😱

[@stefanspelt3578]

Well if Failboat makes you laugh, Then Caddicarus will make you laugh (maybe) like *every* 10 seconds!

[@Pumpkinbyte]

@@stefanspelt3578 i remember watching a antdude vid with him

[@gamerletter1986]

I can’t not describe how ominous it was to be doing math homework just now and then looking to my IPad to see the notification “run. now.”

[@stefanspelt3578]

"Can't not describe"? Or "Can not describe"? *That's* is the question...

[@gamerletter1986]

@@stefanspelt3578 It was can not describe, typo my bad.

[@blakksheep736]

The Failboat experience.

[@aero668]

ω-3 (Omega-3, pun based off the fish oil-based vitamin) is the in-universe band behind not only Fishing Frenzy 2 (the one that plays during waves like Mothership, Gushers and Mudmouths), but also the rest of the Salmon Run music! The remixed Clickbait (the song from normal battles) is also a ω-3 collaboration! The band doesn’t get along well, and their percussist has poked their eye out many times while playing their instrument. They are well-known for their prominent use of the cello, which you can hear a lot in Salmon Run music. ω-3 my beloved ❤️ Other ω-3 songs are Fishing Frenzy (from Splatoon 2, also plays in Fog, Griller and Glowfly/Rush waves) Frantic Aspic (the regular wave music that plays during a wildcard Grizzco weapon rotation) and Deluge Dirge (the regular wave, regular rotation music. DUN DUN DUN DUN-)

[@triggerhappy4199]

And the beeg fish

[@MoonlightStatic]

Chaos Carnival is the one that keeps adding an extra note

[@samboi123]

@@MoonlightStatic it’s that same as Fishing Frenzy 2 I think

[@Kay-ql2wl]

A FELLOW BAND KNOWER (ω-3 was my fave for a while ) it’s a real shame that we haven’t got that much lore for the new bands :(. PAUL.

[@ACE44-404]

A quick headcannon I had: little chatty is a smallfry with the souls of every single chat member in failboats streams within him so if he died like a thousand souls would just pour out of him

[@glassphoenix9095]

its like that one pokedex entry for drifloon that says if its body were to somehow burst its soul would spill out with a screaming sound

[@supercharged5-39]

spiritomb

[@six_buck_dlc]

it actually has a thousand lives and each time he dies a new soul inhabits him

[@doofyboof8170]

Does he drop more eggs

[@jadaw644]

I love how Wahoo World was immediately back in rotation after Big Run ended (albeit in Turf War), drilling it in for whoever seriously thought they'd shut down one of their maps.

[@SAI-Max_D]

After hearing your shirt joke (regardless of it being an ad transition) I can't help but imagine a potential Final Fest where the first half is _postponed_ for an impromptu Big Run, except each of the 3 teams have to defend a different map, and the end of this "Final Run" leading straight into the halftime report for the Splatfest proper

[@six_buck_dlc]

oh damn that actually sounds possible for like an hour its normal and then suddenly a Big Run occurs and the salmonids are actual threats !! team wipes deduct points from the final results!! save the world and the festival

[@braydeslaurier5960]

That's GENIUS

[@MegamanElric16]

That ending was infinitely funnier live. You had to be there for the absolute despair Fail felt at that moment

[@mikeythesoulace]

I was there when he ragequit I felt his despair

[@mikeythesoulace]

He spent so much more time than the video portrays just trying to figure out what’s next

[@bababuoy2521]

@@mikeythesoulaceyou met failboat!? Congrats!

[@tobdog6224]

If you're wondering how he lost the last round of the video, a fly fish killed the other to remaining members. 💀

[@redspace6568]

The part where Fail started screaming help me as a scrapper was looking him dead in the eyes as the reving got louder, make me choke for a solid 30 seconds of laughter.

[@Off-colorsign]

Best part of having notifications on for failboat? he will make the title of the video something ominous and scary before changing it to the real title. I woke up and was told to run.

[@Bloby_tnt]

Nothing like being a fail boat subscriber and getting run now

[@Bloby_tnt]

@Lakehunt McCoolsman😎 fail boat is better

[@Kilo_Maybe]

@vancelakehuntepicsauceman No.

[@six_buck_dlc]

@Lakehunt McCoolsman😎 man spells best wrong twice and proclaims himself as king

[@silversabercraft]

At the end I went "whoever was in that game must have been annoyed being it probably errored due to him leaving" then sat here for a solid minute thinking it may have been me who was in that game, knowing it likely wasnt

[@Atellas]

Failboat titles never disappoint (until they get changed to be better for the algorithm)

[@Mariofan..]

Imagine little buddy accidentally joined big run and he just perished to us

[@Cool-Vest]

6:18 That was an impromptu Megamind reference. I have immense respect.

[@oofoof46]

Megamind is an amazing movie

[@inked_by_luna]

Daniel's ominous titles never fail to spook me

[@oofoof46]

@V Lakehunt Epic * slaps * shut up

[@shimmerkerr2730]

Canonically within Splatoon, a band made up of salmonids do all the music for Salmon Run! 😄

[@tobysvideostudio8580]

And so, Failboat finally beat the King Salmonid... By tying Lil' Chatty to a Firework rocket and firing it into the sun

[@parximew]

9:54 nothing gives me more serotonin than the funny internet man reading out my chat message

[@buzzingbee09]

always love seeing failboat notifications run. now.

[@theelitehunter699]

Now start running.

[@galansu]

Fail, sometimes I'm just on my phone doing things, and then I see a notification saying "run. now.", please keep up the great work making the most worrying titles and the funniest videos. You always make my day better, and I appreciate it.

[@charltm]

0:30 has already aged like fine wine and the vid isn’t even a day old yet

[@pikanachuster4032]

Run. Now. That’s a message I want to get at 5am. Thanks Dan. Always appreciate it buddy. God the video is exactly what you promised on stream. It’s so good! Amazing job!!!

[@Mariofan..]

8:37 a group salmonids did while experimenting with music

[@brilliantsableye2591]

Thanks to this event (and a mini-splatling) I have somehow managed to splat my first Cohozuna.

[@hikaru9624]

Congratulations!

[@yasmintarek80]

Target Salmonid : INITIATED

[@Lana_305]

I've seen the livestream.... I know how this video ends... but I GOTTA see what Noteblock has been cooking in the editing diner

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

12:45 Classic LBoat move not acknowledging the drizzler whose open to an attack and is also low on health and he’s about to jump away again so he’s vulnerable for even longer.

[@lofi_horizon]

“run. now.” that was what showed up right after my friend hung up on me oh god failboat please spare me by the way we all know what happened after that unfortunate wipeout 😂

[@Twilor]

I relate to the intro WAY TOO MUCH I WISH YOU COULD BRING YOUR OWN WEAPONS SO I COULD DESTROY THE ANNOYING FEESH

[@ajburton2258]

Bot

[@ChrisHinners008]

0:41 TRIPLE GRIZZCO BLASTER MOMENT

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

Huge props to NoteBlock for the music selection on this one, Paper Mario & The Origami King's soundtrack is incredibly underrated so it's awesome to see it getting some attention!!

[@RedChomperBFB]

Fail: WE CAN FINALLY WIN!!!! Game 5 seconds later: THATS A WRAP!

[@doinkaesthetics]

I'm sure you'll get him eventually. I can't remember the last time I beat a Cohozuna either.

[@empressbulby3761]

If you do want to get better at salmon run, failboat. Something that always leads to better games is luring maws and scrappers to the basket. It really makes a difference. You can lure all the other bosses that aren't fly fish, big shots, and stingers. But those 2 are the most lurable.

[@jandfcreatamators611]

I always get the worst weapons whenever I get cohozuna. My first time I was stuck with the bamboozler, and the second time during big run, I had a freaking nozzlenose!

[@Starzzy_Vic]

Love how right when i was going to sleep all i get is “run. now.” How nice

[@Last_Strawman]

This big run was really fun! Especially my last match, which was a fire fly round, followed by a griller. And then somehow my team dies on a mother ship round, leaving me alone with a huge hoard. So much fun!

[@arandomguy3630]

Current title is Run. Now. It’s about to be changed to something worse in like 3 hours

[@bullymaguire6091]

Congratulations, you stopped the king of the Salmonoids from destroying Inkopolis *Here’s one bronze scale*

[@samboi123]

“Who’s that guy who sounds like a donkey in the background?” “Eddie Murphy” S tier improvisation

[@scribblecloud]

12:44 there was a drizzler right there ready to be killed for eggs and an easy win, youre killing me failboat 😭

[@nox6767]

I'm thrilled that I made it into the highlights by bullying you lmao ("snatching defeat from the jaws of victory")

[@scribblecloud]

9:33 there was a special right there and he literally ran away from it i am going to cry

[@unitds27-delta]

"who's that guy in the back who sounds like a donkey?" *"e d d i e m u r p h y"*

[@IansProductions]

Daniel. You’re scaring me now. “run. now” Please. Help Wait. What’s that souND OH GO-

[@logic9680]

This mode is so stressful. I hope we get more of it

[@alexcat6685]

I gotta mention something important about the Salmanoids: They don't fear death. It a part of their culture, to fight(be cooked) till the very end(eaten).

[@scribblecloud]

failboat and his team: *barely doing any damage, not killing enough bosses* failboat: we are doing GREAT we are doing AMAZING

[@Cam_Animates2763]

The title: Run. Now. Me: Ahh yes, another great title from Failboat-

[@ConceptsCool4993]

Title has "every second I move one step closer to you" energy.

[@dizzy8387]

or "every second your not running, im only getting closer"

[@khaseem_srt]

I have a bad day, and think it can’t get worse but then the psychopath gets into my recommendations

[@messymuffin2356]

Gotta say that mercy logo kinda fire, usually merch is flashy with the KZbinrs main logo on it, but it’s more like a life is good logo. Simple yet effective and overall just really nice

[@fchef8370]

5:46 All I could think of was the MGR meme.

[@hijidltkr]

that merch transition was so great i almost bought 20 of them but then i realized i don't have money

[@rosalliedoctor9364]

12:10 king olly theme music

[@TylazerMK]

I like the selection of Origami King soundtracks in the background.

[@lukehdarowlet9321]

The first glowflies round I won was during Bug Run. And the entire squad had the grizzco blaster

[@SupernaturalBaby08]

“It dropped one egg because apparently we are god’s least favorite children.” losing my MIND

[@Unovakid24]

Anyone else getting massive jealous at Failboat's egg records? I'm lucky if I even get the minimum per wave with the teams I get paired with 😑

[@stefanspelt3578]

4:10 Uh yeah, Failboat. How about you DON'T point the camera to a (egg repelling) WALL! Thank you!

[@emerald2002]

I’d only beaten Cohozuna once, then Big Run happened and i beat him 2 times in a row (with random players), the very next time i got him in basic Salmon Run we lost within like 40 seconds, i’m somehow not surprised

[@Zaansemayo]

I was horrified that I got the notification: “run. Now” I was so scared until I realized it was a fail boat vid

[@epicgobbleygourdfan]

That was the cleanest merch transition I’ve ever seen

[@Someone-dz6bk]

I was about to go to sleep and then I get "run. now." as notification. A normal day as a Failboat subscriber.

[@debbiebaker7551]

I've never played Splatoon but it seems cool for a Nintendo third-person shooter featuring kids with the ability of turning into squids that swim in ink.

[@unikittie11]

Under a minute gang Also 0:31 imagine them coming out of the toilet

[@mysryuza]

“There’s so many balls” I MEAN DID HE LIE?! 😂

[@Starrygalaxyofhope]

You know what would be awesome for big run? Having 2 competing teams at the same time to see who gets the most eggs. Like a big run Anarchy Battle type of thing. It would be epic! 😊

[@b_megamaths]

Interesting thing I learned during Big Run: In Salmon Run, the Dynamo Roller's roll attack instantly kills Cohocks. Useful!

[@yasmintarek80]

WAIT, WAIT, WIAT, WIAT WHOS COHOCKS? WHAT

[@okguy167]

I think that was top 5%? Congratulations on the golden Cohozuna trophy. Now you’ll always remember the one that got away!

[@foxygirl1904]

I love how lil chatty calls failure “father” as if failure’s son is a salmonid.

[@JuudaimeMikazuki]

Boat going "To the left, to the left" ass blasted me into a spiral of hearing Beyonce's Irreplaceable on repeat in my mind's eye

[@hoog_the_doog]

Haven’t seen yet, but I can’t wait for another banger!

[@hh24eyu34]

Ye

[@emilymartic7120]

if I could define big run in 5 words it would be "im not gonna sugarcoat it"

[@clementp.5187]

Not to add insult to injury or anything, but yesterday right after watching this video I went back for a few rounds of Big Run, and the first game ended with a Wave 3 Mothership where we successfully collected 61 eggs. Cohozuna then showed up, and we took care of that too ! If it makes you feel better, I was 3 eggs short of the Top 5% 😂

[@RatEater.]

This big run is fire

[@CeliMe007]

You should have put your cursing tirade from the stream in here. That was freaking hilarious.

[@ace_of_hearts_189]

Other people watching Failboat: haha funny Me watching Failboat whenever he plays Paper Mario TOK music in the background: 🕺🏼

[@MitoNova583]

Oh christ, the FastPass+ monster is here

[@Door227]

You know with all of failboats streams at least someone has dropped dead during one of them

[@helloiispain5685]

I said this before and I'll say it again. Failboat titles like this make me feel both love and concern for you Failboat. Keep it up though.

[@kingaxolotl262]

The pink axolotl army is ready to assist you when you are ready to try again

[@radogoji7031]

Hey, Failboat! I have that same experience. Big Run can be a nightmare at times.

[@kirbykraftgames]

My favorite thing about Big Run is the fact that Steelers get stuck on corners

[@fable7122]

I joined in the later portion after that last Cohozuna and I could HEAR Dan’s sadness. And then they got another Cohozuna and won

[@devious_david]

Man I hate when big fishes raid my local Disney land

[@Gracey518]

Quick tip the best way to do it big chaty or whatever his name is in the game is to not hit him and instead go for the bosses because eggs do more damage to big chaty

[@SoratheWonderful]

Is this is what we call “coping”? Not even at the happiest squid place on the remains of earth does Fallboat get his revenge.

[@aboi6145]

2:27 *skill issue

[@CodeKirby]

Honestly salmonid's wearing failboat merch taking over inkopolis doesnt sound so bad-

[@Ag3nt27]

The title of fail boat's videos are the best

[@scorpionyt4598]

2:47 the 14 year old squid kid getting drafted for war against salmonids

[@PhoenixIsGray]

Honestly, I had been so excited for the merch!! I'm glad it's finally here

[@vglove8566]

I love the sheer amount of paper mario origami king music was used in this vid

[@rizashikaro875]

That song was canonically written by that red salmonid playing the cello

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Yeah that song fucking bangs, my third favourite song after Crater Mission and Till Depth do us part!

[@Moth518]

The way my toes curled in anger as you loat the last cohuzuna i felt your pain bro

[@flipperjr.3822]

Not related specifically to the video, but a recurring trend I find both funny and slightly irritating is when the streamer gets annoyed by the low battery notification and ignores it, only to act surprised when the battery runs out because they didn't listen.

[@ImaGreenBoi]

Is good How Failboat remembers Origami King Because of the Soundtrack but he completely forgot to finish the game