The Santa Truther | Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Episode 98

[@annamarie5331]

it’s finals week and unfortunately i am a shell of my former self at this moment in time, but thankfully I fully believe in the healing power of a bncmap episode

[@TayaRoe]

anna, you and me both.

[@zachshackelford9181]

You got this!

[@ariesela]

i felt this sm. you got this!! sending all the best vibes your way

[@annagorham568]

yeah

[@alyssap3590]

truth

[@sophieduckmunchies]

i wish everyone in the world listened to this pod so i could constantly reference it. i just say dsdf and nobody gets it

[@middlesaint]

the producer laugh literally heals me. like i’m so addicted to kennys laugh.

[@XORandomlyXO]

brooke: horrible anxiety, like worse than 9/11 truly connor: 😬👀 oh

[@samdeleo9138]

why is it on his elbow is singlehandedly the funniest thing i’ve ever encountered so thankful for the call back

[@ivetterodriguez2729]

Conor’s reasoning why Santa would be canceled is so funny

[@deidremattson9036]

GOD BLESS I’m in the drive through at CFA just praying this pod would drop in time for me to eat n listen WOOOO

[@DKF_oli]

Yess im bout to do the literal same thing 🤝 I need that cfa mac and cheese with my b&c , expeditiously thanks

[@Knpeete]

The way Brooke exclaims damn cracks me up every time

[@juliaH1693]

Okay so Connor needs to experience an east coast/midwest Christmas. It truly is magical.

[@ChloeAlexiss]

So true i lived in indiana and then moved to florida and christmas doesn’t feel like christmas unless im in indiana

[@1Dchicogirl]

east coast Christmas >>>>

[@timcoxford9206]

Brooke needs to go on The Rehearsal where she learns how to approach her celebrity crush (Nathan Fielder) in a normal way, it would fit the insane awkwardness of that show so well.

[@x_abbiiie_x]

The eggnog mugs being "one great fisherman" and "best catch of his life" is everything to me

[@snowmanapocalypse497]

This is my shelter from the storm that is finals week

[@isabellahill2161]

saying sister company has the same energy as calling boats she/her

[@hunkyolive]

its like watching my two personalities converse

[@erica_777]

Now why was this episode not called The Santy Raid

[@miablanchard4277]

i am laughing so hard at connor's flamingo grape story holy shit that would absolutely only happen to him

[@emilygrace0221]

Absolutely needing a DSDF hat

[@lilyziaja]

Connor has great style

[@larrissaalexander9445]

Not Alex bringing them fudge after the fudge debate on Are We Still Friends 😂😂

[@nadiahand108]

30:07 I get it because it’s really comforting to carry stuffed animals but really scary in public. But like… what are they gonna do Sometimes I hide one in my bag lol. I thought I left it at my clients house accidentally and I was so scared

[@cam5017]

having a really busy stressful week this is just what i needed to watch before bed

[@maddiejannusch7661]

Honestly, everytime I looked at Connor in this episode I found a small glimpse of his vampire costume from the Halloween episode.

[@cch11111]

Someone tell Connor you don’t say do weed 😂😭

[@l4eternal]

But it’s funnier if he does. He injected three marijuanas 😂

[@addisonvictoria]

Trust me he knows

[@GraceAnton]

“Im sure we’ll get to cut the line” deserves more recognition

[@claireoneill6044]

the barry in the bathtub comment about the eggnog holy shit.. so glad i came back and watched this again post saltburn

[@fernling]

24:40 “What could I compare thee to?” Okay William Shakespeare!!

[@danielleboucher8640]

mmmm a cold open with mouth noises🥰🥰🥰 giving the ppl what they want

[@alli9300]

TMG LOVES their misophonia listeners 😌

[@Alejandrowrites]

Brooke’s anxiety is the only one I’ve found to rival my own and her ability to be a public figure is genuinely inspiring and I wanna be famous in Hollywood so she’s literally my idol like who I asprie to be I mean obviously I aspire to no longer be anxious but she’s only a year older than me so it doesn’t look like that’s gonna stop so being able to be like known by people but also still be a nervous wreck helps me out

[@cameronmesserly]

does brooke know about jellycats?! because if not she needs to she’ll love them

[@JujyFruit99]

31:32 need to witness brooke’s discovery of jellycats

[@skylergrogan3544]

I want to see Brooke and Connor animated in the style of Home Movies because their conversations really sound like they'd belong in that show

[@maryschaefer804]

every episode of this podcast just tops the last one and that’s on god

[@destinyselbe1107]

I can’t believe they have never tried egg nog 😂 it’s so good

[@larissacadena9378]

one of the best episodes to date! Constantly replayed parts!! Love it love it love it, thanks for the finals week gift mamau and papau

[@ccrc670]

I feel like your landlord could and should higher landscaping to take care of the lawn/plants, that shouldn’t be the responsibility of the tenant

[@samanthaiverson532]

“Do weed” 😂😂😂

[@camhopper]

Connor second guessing himself on the metal horns and then turning them into an "I love you" 💀💀

[@Vaportone_]

BROOKE you need to make a purse/bag w/ strap that looks like a stuffed animal so you can have a stuffed animal with you at all times and no one will question you

[@oliviaduvall1693]

Brooke correcting Connor on KiKis gender but then calling Kiki a girl 1 min later. 😅

[@oliviathemoon]

connor’s hat is so good omg

[@rileybrown1487]

NEED a basement yard collab

[@tiaratran]

Same stroke although we’re different folks 😂😂😂😂

[@l4eternal]

The pizza spice conversation and Connor leaving the restaurant is so funny you gotta clip that 😂

[@hannataylor5725]

not to mention santa making little kids sit on his lap all the time…🤨

[@Sunsetbrunett]

I love connors hat 🧢!

[@miablanchard4277]

"i just feel like you're more of a weed god than you think you are"

[@lilyziaja]

I’m peeing my pants at how Brooke Said Friday

[@jadenhalsey7504]

I used DSDF in my case study for my masters degree 💅🏻

[@narwalluvr]

brooke i've BEEEEEEEEEN saying this about stuffed animals. the amount of THINGS i could do if i could simply bring my stuffed cat named kitty.

[@allisonreece02]

Using my head down time to watch this

[@ivanadame7869]

We need very cute stuffies as a small purse or handbag for Brooke to take to events.

[@waltzy777]

Brooke, the cheat code to bring a stuffed animal in public is to get a stuffed animal bag

[@eaf538]

need these guys to get an aqua sauna spon-it’s a water filter that dispenses from its own faucet or connects to the existing one, and I’ve installed it myself in 2 places I’ve rented-they can live the bougie life for sub-150 dollars

[@Elizabeth-ht7hd]

Are the comment bots doing ads now or is this episode related

[@adrianafetzer]

NO CONNOR I GET YOU ABOUT THE SONGS!! I am central american and it barely even gets cold in the winter so i understand the upset about the lights and the snow 😔😔🤟🤟

[@jadenhalsey7504]

Brooke the way I have my stuffed animal in person is by using the key chain purse clip on squishmallows. Not the same thing but it’s something 😂😭

[@avastuglin1913]

a christmas ep of my fav podcast 😮‍💨

[@xoch1717]

literally the only thing keeping me going

[@libbylib6635]

I know this sounds so criminal but my family mixes Mountain Dew with egg nog and it is actually so good. The dew thins it out and gives it a bit of bubbles.

[@anionictrash4414]

The price difference between dobby with and without sock is indeed $5

[@lexxyp139]

You guys are amazing

[@shannon6219]

Brooke you gotta make the plushie into a side bag and they just carry it around in the name of fashion

[@cassandrastephens5359]

I travel with my Pooh bear! It definitely turns heads but it doesn’t stop me from carrying my emotional support stuffed animal

[@krillansavillan]

Can we get Izzie on the podcast?

[@kenzier.7401]

Someone tell Connor that most people DO live on the east coast😭

[@taraanncollins6336]

Everything is spicier when high

[@steftee6729]

CAN I GET THE FUDGE RECIPE?

[@mayaalamillo1801]

Brooke if u see this for ur anxiety u should go to an ocd specialist for ERP!! I relate to how u feel w ur anxiety/fears & it’s the only thing that has helped me. Talk therapy actually makes things worse sometimes

[@mayaalamillo1801]

not trying to diagnose but the thinking u causes 9/11 thing gives major ocd vibes

[@kendallmoraless]

Cocktail City and Connor ❤

[@GreenShellShock]

This is my safe space

[@kyleneflynn2250]

worse than 911 HAHAHHA

[@b3vin303]

please boycott starbucks babes

[@michaelhall8409]

Brooke they make stuffed animal purses and backpacks. Something to look into

[@suthxrland]

where’s the hat from!!

[@emmamoore7551]

They refuse to believe people live in the middle of the country 😭

[@adrianafetzer]

WHY DID CONNOR HAVE KIND OF A TRUMP VOICE AT 27:42 - 27:46 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@gangbabeee1313]

Maybe I’m just old and don’t get the allure, but I had to Google Nathan Fielder. Brooke, you are by far and above way more beautiful than him. The fact you were nervous around him kills me ❤

[@miamia5875]

Christ, pissed that I’m going to have to use my hard earned grown up money to pay for close friends cause I always need more

[@Makaylasstone]

It’s worth it 🙏🏼

[@miamia5875]

@@Makaylasstone I did it lol

[@deliarobbennolt1549]

WOHOOO

[@juliewheeland8464]

Southpark

[@lameest3988]

Am I the only one confused af about Taylor being time’s person of the year lmao

[@sofia-hk2gj]

Watch the views for this pod DROP when brooks podcast comes out, only watching for our brooky💗

[@LaurenMidgley]

What an odd thing to comment on Brooke and connors podcast.

[@cvbe.]

I think you underestimate how many people watch this podcast simply bc they just enjoy the interactions between Brooke and Connor

[@addisonvictoria]

How strange that you felt the need to say this

[@DKF_oli]

Omg. Imagine the general public turning on Santa clause. That’s the freaking war on Christmas!!!!! That’s the future these filthy LIBS want! All jokes aside, a lot of Christmas songs are total garbage and ought to be retired. Baby it’s cold outside is the top offender, throw it away. Actually. It would probably be better for the entire world if the only Christmas songs permitted going forward were original renditions by Mariah Carey. We no longer need the others.

[@malloryb21]

connor saying most people don’t live on the east coast when most of the american population lives on the east coast🧍🏼‍♀️

[@KrystleMethxx]

aww the drifters white christmas is my fav christmas song.