The Scammer "Listen To Me" Speedrun Record

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Listen to me vs. Please be online deathmatch?

[@mikeymcmikeface5599]

Do one thing.

[@BJBlaskovichGaming]

You can do one thing. Please be online in your location.

[@404_profile_not_found]

*_Kindly do the needful_*_ has entered the chat_

[@afygmentofemageen8ion545]

The Hoax Hotel - More, please. Chopping the dollar 💵 in PERFECT time.

[@ztoob8898]

Do one thing. Please be online in your location, and I will tell you each and every thing.

[@ivanputignef2418]

The success of a scambaiter is measured in ListenToMes per minute (LTMpm, or LTM/m in the SI)

[@TheHoaxHotel]

LISTEN. TO. ME.

[@ExtantThylacine]

'Listen to me' per metre?

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

The listen to me (symbol: LM) is a unit of time used to measure the large gaps to where listen to mes are present. One LM is approximately equal to 31 trillion seconds (19 trillion seconds) and equates to about 3000.3 years. A LTM is obtained by the use of parallax and trigonometry.

[@whatsactuallygoingonhere7230]

The way you patiently talk over the scammers as their frustrations gradually increase just puts a smile on my face.

[@scottgraham6045]

The “Listen to me”’s are really flowin in

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Right into various locations

[@SelenDerZweite]

@@TheHoaxHotel why is their network always so shitty?

[@waqasahmed939]

@@SelenDerZweite African nations will largely use satellite communication which covers a wide area, and is cheap to build. It won't be as great as wires, or even 4G network infrastructure

[@SelenDerZweite]

@@waqasahmed939 isn't 4g also satellite based? GSM can also have a good quality and a poor one. Why african phones are so shitty?

[@mikeymcmikeface5599]

@@SelenDerZweite cuz dey poor 4G or LTE are very much terrestrial tech.

[@kc3621]

2 drops in one day? It's a christmas miracle!🙏

[@petesgarage4670]

easter miracle

[@Meatwad.Baggins]

@@petesgarage4670 Easter BONANZA!!!

[@kc3621]

@@petesgarage4670 sorry pete I only attribute one miracle to Easter.🙏

[@CoilCode]

@@kc3621 Within 4 hours no less!

[@epicsgamingchannel7556]

Kyung Chang So that’s why the scammer said chestnut.

[@Kenshi-23]

The manager of The Hoax Hotel is spoiling us guests with his exceptional content!

[@Mr.Morden]

Time to celebrate with some Boone's Farm.

[@shaungriffin8109]

Misuteri Kenshi Uploads are being processed in a succulent manner.

[@JolleyRider]

I am receiving these uploads in MY location...

[@MetalVII]

Well, we have to stay in our rooms.

[@brittanys1203]

[phone]

[@DrunkGrilling]

listen to me, just send me all your money it's simple

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Deal

[@vcolinc]

It sounds like the demurrage fee may be waived for those who make their early remittance!

[@kingangel3252]

Listen me sir

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

Seriously - when I get depressed & get too afraid to do the most insanely easy simple tasks, it honestly helps to watch & listen to your videos to lift my spirits, to listen to somebody with your confidence go after such deserving-of-their-time-being-wasted bastards.

[@ztoob8898]

If you listen to me, I will tell you each and every thing.

[@129140163]

Ranjit Tyagi “HELP! I’M TRAPPED IN A TEXT MESSAGE!” 🤣

[@kingangel3252]

I am listen you and you didnt tell me each and everything.

[@Joep813]

Dude. You’re straight shadow banned on my account. Been watching for two years and have to type and search hoax hotel to find anything. Love your work man.

[@djrichvicious]

I never realized how common that “listen to me” is used by the scammers until you made this video. You knew it was coming. Me and my girlfriend work for our state government tax collection agency and we love to hear you call these guys out. Keep up the good work!

[@jackchorazyczewski7967]

In our time of need during this pandemic, you have pulled through for us. We thanks you Mr. Retiv.

[@EddieMan117]

I thought of FBI Field Agent Josh Brown once I read the title. 😆

[@usedelectro5648]

He is the best listen to me scammer there is. No doubt about it. The dude in the video is in 2nd place.

[@Stra25]

Iv'e got five hundred in maaaa pockaaaat

[@Her0115Vlogs]

Omg josh brown is my absolute favorite

[@KENDZIORAJORDAN]

Josh Brown is such a legend

[@funkmonk5921]

Shoot de fook up. And listen to meeeeee

[@waynemontpetit8181]

"Can you put me in a text message?" That's some Matrix s**t right there.

[@unbatheduncle]

“Listen to me” aka “just wait a moment”

[@nnamorjiajulu-okeke752]

2 videos in one day! What trickery is this? I must be being scammed

[@nnamorjiajulu-okeke752]

@Iron Man to your location?

[@Irishgal333]

this is the content we all need and love

[@tonyhetherington2312]

Great to see you back.

[@markspeight4597]

nice to see you back sir

[@snootdingo9365]

Did you know that in 1986, drug use amongst Canadian sprinters reached "epidemic proportions"? And did you know that the reciprocal of Johnson Ben, one Ben Johnson, was one such Canadian sprinter. He competed in the 1983 World Championship in Helsinki. He then went on to compete in 1984 Olympics in Los Angeles. That's something, eh? ¡Ben Johnson!

[@vcolinc]

Excellent history lesson, with some math for free!

[@Meatwad.Baggins]

I have a friend named Josh Brown and one time he landed a kick flip in the parking lot of a ma and pa grocery store that was converted into a bowling alley. We celebrated with Monster and cigarettes. What year was that? 04 I think?

[@snootdingo9365]

@@Meatwad.Baggins oh, aye. I once was in Guam and I was skating out of a gas station lot with a Gatorade in a glass bottle. I kickflipped a parking curb, landed primo, then smashed the bottle in my hand. I had a very glassy hand for awhile. The Chamorro gas station attendant? Well, he was helpful.

[@Meatwad.Baggins]

@@snootdingo9365 Everyone doing their part. Glad to hear that, sir.

[@andyhughes5885]

Perfect comedy in these lockdown days. Plenty of time to waste their time.

[@why-is-this-handle--a-thing]

well even tho its a speedrun, its still a good video to enjoy during quarantine. thanks hoax, bless you.

[@richardpodnar5039]

"Listen to me!" snippets rival the veracity of "I will explain you each and everything" tidbits. Thank you, Mr. Hoax, for a fresh perspective on this timely examination of scammerhood.

[@meredithbenjamin6694]

I haven't heard from you in awhile. Glad to see you again. I missed you!

[@andyhughes5885]

I love the way you talk over them....mind you, if you talked over me i`d have a few choice words to say too, none of them would be a Listen to me` though...lol

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

For the fucking love of me, I cannot mentally think of the phrase "Listen to me" without hearing in my head the animated movie character, King Julien, from the "Madagascar" movie franchise, saying "Listen to me... I am the captain now."

[@BJBlaskovichGaming]

What’s this?! Two THH vids in one day?! There may be a silver lining to all this quarantine mess after all, if you keep this up, Hoaxie!

[@bobbydelamar606]

Thought I was seeing things. I just finished watching the last video. 2 in one day, awesome!!

[@bobbydelamar606]

Videos coming faster to your location. Good for this lockdown.

[@ronyardley3833]

You need to do a album of songs, are you kidding with me, leave your mouse, behind the bars, 3 more song titles🤭

[@Reefgrrl]

I almost teared up watching this, realizing how much I’ve missed these videos. LISTEN TO ME - please keep them coming! 😂😂

[@lordkiza8838]

That's a world rec right there

[@TheHoaxHotel]

I've had my fair share of listen to me's but never that quick off the bat!

[@Joe_334]

When Hoax Hotel sounds like a service tech on the phone having his phone calls, obstructed by scammers. Like, he should be getting customer calls, but instead keeps getting these scammers, lmao!

[@Rotary12A]

Listen to me listen to meeee.. Glad your back with the flames

[@BJBlaskovichGaming]

Mr Dkizle LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@GillAndBurtTheCop]

Professional = ancient-hearted

[@enigma.records6783]

Oh sweet Boone's on a bicycle 😮😯? *LISTEN TO ME* ! *Yerrrrsh* I knew it would only be a matter of time. *LISTEN TO ME* 😅😂🤣 *The Hoax Hotel* always has vacancies. I'm say it again, please make some merch with the animations on there.. Stickers, badges, shirts and hats.

[@roxcyn]

Two videos in one day? Thank you!

[@KingDuken]

“Just listen to me.” and “Just wait a moment/minute.”

[@khorinus7944]

Omg 2 videos in 1 day! I've never clicked so fast!

[@UentilSecure]

Going upload crazy today. Loving it ❤️

[@DVincentW]

I loved those digital football games.. back in the day.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

So good

[@juppukun]

Another video made it to my location in a short amount of time. Praise you, my Nigerian Prince.

[@whattheflimflam]

My boi is on fire today... 2 uploads. LISTEN TO ME

[@willnitzschke491]

Either I are gone mad, or today must be festivus with these 2 miracle videos today

[@dillhole4603]

WHAT A TREAT!!! 2 IN 1 DAY? THANK YOU!

[@josiptito9412]

*FBI Field Agent Josh Brown intensifies*

[@129140163]

Josip Tito Chot de fock opp and leesen to me!

[@lastweasel]

i love your content!

[@PremierAutoMan86]

Yes!!!!!! Two videos in our location!!!!

[@MR-xv5oo]

🤣Hoax Hotel must have been the cheekiest kid in his class back in school 🤣🤣

[@superGaming991]

Listen to me

[@PATHFINDER4001]

Dam about time!! I need a good laugh

[@Meatwad.Baggins]

It has been a good minute since his last post if I do say so MYSELF

[@neoqueto]

I nearly spilled my water at the CHESTNUT bit

[@DenisLim95]

Software engineers will appreciate the PUT command from the HoaxHotel API @1:28

[@barlosvv]

PLEASE UPLOAD MORE :( your amazing content is much needed in these times haha!

[@danamcmanus]

You're so funny. I miss you!

[@blackrdknight]

Being blessed by Hoax hotel his new content on a sunday is the best! :D

[@heysaucemikehere1804]

This man is doing gods work

[@magicsack]

Always cracks me up when he's talking about his videos in the conversation and they never pay herd to it at all.

[@4exgold]

It's a little known fact that Johnson Ben won the Olympic Gold medal for running the 100m backwards.

[@vcolinc]

Sepons says this is eurT!

[@SniperDTim]

2 in one day? It's a happy Saturday indeed!

[@tineseinen5998]

Thanks for keeping our spirits up!!

[@tirsden]

I think you woke him up. And I think he sent out a bunch of scam emails he didn't craft himself, thinking it would somehow magically make him a buncha money and he had no real idea what was even in the email. Hope you got your papers signed! :D

[@Marcssj3]

Omg 2 videos in one day!?!?!?

[@mjnyc88]

I fell in love with your videos, most addictive

[@trevorbavarskas3106]

I knew my refundings would finally arrive to my location! Thanks for the two videos, you rock HH

[@fumomofumosarum5893]

Listen to me, LISTEN to me, sir! Your content makes a difference!

[@TimelordUK]

Take THAT!!! Oh I adore your videos

[@keymaster9200]

Why do they all say “Listen to me” lmao

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Gotta go the listens

[@HollyCanDrive]

Another video?!?! I'm so happy!!! :)

[@yaboilink2359]

2 fresh, exciting, brand new creations by Hoaxy-chan? It's a Quarantinetime Miracle! 😀

[@problematicbish3055]

Yay!!! Our favorite hotel is uploading!

[@himechan1211]

Are we being blessed! Omg 😍

[@Cocogolem]

2 new hoax hotel videos? Time to get my bowl of demurrage out of the fridge and enjoy the spectacle 🙏

[@ivan63384]

I love your style of scamming scammers. Keep it up!

[@sbunting080]

Can't wait for the inevitable summoningsalt video about this record progression

[@treborironwolfe]

"To troll scammers is to live." -- LMAO!! I think you are confusing the wrong Paul with the wrong year, but KUDOS for making me shart myself just a little bit in these troubled times.

[@Titantr0n]

Amazing job hoax! Frame-perfect refusal of text communication on stage 1, I'm sure with further optimization you'll get the sub 1!

[@linkxzno8758]

And dont forget " press R as in Robert"

[@YLS8763]

I don’t know how I lost this channel but I missed it, man! Keep trolling those scammers! Also the format is hilarious, as it’s always been. 👍

[@Robert___98]

The problem is they say "LISTEN to ME" but then give no worthwhile information of substance

[@lt_dagg]

Has the king returned?

[@Blahblahblah28504]

I think you outdid yourself. Making a scammer hang up so quickly.

[@FlapNasty3]

Goddamn Goax's intros are like poetry, I need it to be narrated one day by Sir Patrick Stewart cuz your wordplay is *chefs kiss*

[@palestinevideos2025]

you already have a much better record in "Angry scammer ascends to hall of infamy" at 9:10 into the video

[@petesgarage4670]

HAPPY EASTER IN YOUR LOCATION EVERYONE 🤑

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

Get the money to your location!

[@macfahad]

It’s been a while since a new videos posted. Hope you’re doing well. Love you videos. Enjoying the old classics 😀

[@ronmower]

If you ever get Josh Brown back on the phone again, see if you could break this speed run record by making him say "LISTEN TO ME!"

[@TheHoaxHotel]

If anyone could do it it'd be ol' Josh

[@KRhythm2013]

I love the Put command

[@TheHoaxHotel]

It's quite good

[@knoxville363]

All it took was corona to hit.... Now we have HH back uploading!!! 😍

[@wellhellothere7844]

He’s back!!!

[@jennifercowley8970]

Double your pleasure, double your fun!! Two deliveries into my location in one day!!

[@ZhangtheGreat]

Johnson Ben holds the record for most listen-to-mes per capita

[@theshuggie]

2 videos in one day!!!! Yes dude

[@brit-in-czech]

Too short of an episode. That's a compliment !

[@lennyjay8390]

This guy must have the social skills of a demi-god, like I can‘t imagine him not having a response to anybody in real life talking shit to him

[@B1rth0]

Loved the Paul Revere quote!

[@jessi88lee]

Merci Monsieur Luc Retiv. Well done!

[@robertlombardo8437]

Two Hoax vids in ONE DAY? I finally got my grants demurrage payment!

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Nice bowl o 'murrage

[@royalfoil5413]

He's on par with the log cabin guy.

[@punk105]

What a great work break laugh

[@chriscisneros155]

What 2 videos? Thank you , thank you sir.