The Scariest Cooking Show on Youtube

This is the greatest cake making of All Time

[@melissaroygvl]

It looks like he's cooking with the ashes of his victims

[@yurika12]

That got me

[@shrek9274]

Your photo and your humor don't match woman 😅

[@theRiver_joan]

Who are no doubt children

[@bsoakininsunshine]

Too far

[@twister3178]

ShreK 98 Was that a compliment

[@boyinblue.]

“Suitable for kids party” yeah if those children were blind deaf and had no sense of primal fear.

[@ldhsn]

or if you simply don't like children lol

[@sodokios3286]

Oh oh oh oh yeah

[@claudiojuriosteguu5467]

Hey, I'm just putting it out there, but who wants to see Charlie watch Hazbin Hotel?

[@huh9192]

Yeah and most likely had no sense of smell like jesus just wombo combo'd these kids with a little bit of everything

[@Zorro9129]

@@claudiojuriosteguu5467 So he can skewer its endless shortcomings?

[@speedrob]

I've seen the same kitchen, in a Resident Evil game.

[@pstrokeslibsarctic]

Resident Evil 7 to be precised

[@zstrode.8953]

@@pstrokeslibsarctic indeed! Dam now I wanna go play the game again lol I just finished up re2 remake

[@akiroai6577]

Pretty sure the kitchen in the game was still safer than that dangerous man in the video

[@이병화-r7l]

@ɮօʊռċɛ օʄʄ 2:20 Im sure Phil Swift will be proud of that shit

[@OscarRodriguez-dp6gb]

This is one of the vhs tapes around the house of their family recipes 😂😂

[@wawadu2117]

this old guy sounded really sweet and I feel so bad for him because by the looks of it he's pretty lonely, I'm sure if he showed the "castle cake" to the residents of the retirement home he would be insanely popular, girls do anything for a castle cake

[@disposable_income_andy]

girls love the castle cake

[@PKPICO]

bitches love castle cake

[@frostyelwood9898]

@@disposable_income_andygirls love the castle

[@i48484]

@@frostyelwood9898 girls love the

[@Zonic3451]

@@i48484 girls love

[@yeetleskeetle9513]

Elephant foot Birthday cake perfect for Chernobyl themed party’s

[@maaaaaaaaaaan]

20th like

[@derekescalante1355]

Lol

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

Yum yum radiation!

[@isaacanderson1392]

420th like

[@guypersonify]

@@smileitsjustagame2937 just the first birthday eating this cake. There won't be any more birthdays

[@degeneratewithasideoftidep6795]

This looks like blasphemy was made into a “dessert”

[@colewygans1278]

Desert*

[@flamangofsdwg1297]

cole wygans they spelled it right

[@angelcakes649]

cole wygans they were right lmao

[@Nugnugnug]

*despacito

[@dharmang]

@@colewygans1278 i hope some one insults you enough that you dont correct others while even being wrong...

[@arthurmorgan7729]

Cutting an onion. With a butter-knife. On a ceramic plate. Balanced on a brick.

[@prelien4690]

Perfect technique

[@joshuaclark9455]

Poetry at its finest

[@pagan4726]

Arthur Morgan none if those should be used in the same recipe

[@seandouglass9824]

Also it looks like the godman peel is still on it like he didnt even bother to remove the outside paper like shell

[@yourfriend8052]

That is the steps to releasing the 4 cow-men of retardation.

[@Anne_Archer]

He was literally trying to set rocks on fire

[@RobotronSage]

Bro i thought you were exaggerating but then it hit me Holy fuck that was funny Like you weren't exaggerating the dude was literally trying to set rocks on fire That's exactly what was happening there lmao

[@nipplecollector7818]

yeah i was so confused, doesnt look like charcoal dude is just spraying deodorant on rocks and lighting it on fire

[@thecaveman9434]

Even the most brain dead people of society would figure out that you can't set rocks on fire so this guy surpasses them by miles

[@neimu8508]

Jack: Mayonnaise Kay: Meat and flour This man: Sand and rubber concrete

[@VDBKryptix]

Ocean Lad come on man kay is the messiah of egg wash or egg drowning

[@neimu8508]

Oh forgot I about him, whoops

[@weakspirit_]

the four horsemen

[@dylanhoi2927]

Generic Weeb Trash I know right no one ever brings up Kay’s egg-meat combos

[@afrodellica3223]

With your power combined, i am on "abomination planet"

[@navalidon581]

I’m convinced that the “castle cake” was composed of nothing but cement and mud

[@yourfriend8052]

Navalidon perfect for the whole family!

[@GamexTRon]

well it *is* a castle cake

[@judojamie379]

just like a real castle

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

It’s not a cake made to look like a castle it’s a castle made to look like a cake so yeah it’s cement

[@personguy6987]

It actually looks like rubble, like rough, crumbling rock.

[@mayomust]

I love how the “suitable for children” implies that there was a seperate cake that WASNT somehow suitable for children

[@schalavos]

Ryan Martin 2:55

[@jakobcouper90]

Guy below you brings up a good point. Urinal cakes are not suitable for birthday parties for children.

[@Edognightcrest]

The alternative probably wasn't even suitable for human consumption.

[@omegawilliam9571]

@@schalavos I click on the time stamp and it went to where Charlie said he was making pipe bombs.

[@Scaramouche122]

@@omegawilliam9571 xd

[@_B3yondr_]

“This must be what just killed the queen”- that aged well

[@heatherlyons4829]

I was wondering if anyone else noticed! 😂

[@aden2883]

I was rewatching and I paused and thought wait when was this made

[@TheOneAndOnlyMooses]

@@aden2883 ME TOOOO

[@lawfulstupid4671]

Same

[@DeathByVr]

Bro u predicted the queen passing away!that’s crazy!! Charlie u should mention this on a video just kinda crazy

[@olbu6110]

This is either a genuine lonely old man who has found something to do with his time, or an ARG.

[@aratherbluemicroscope5991]

why’d you have to say lonely old man now i feel bad

[@hughmungus1498]

Lonely old man 19

[@lilacKurage]

I'm pretty sure this is just an old man. What makes me sad is that his cook isn't appealing and he's probably lonely...

[@mandiraexotic]

What’s an ARG?

[@preciouseaglecactusfruit]

Mandira Popat alternate reality game

[@sammysambo9384]

Each of these “meals” could be categorized as an scp

[@flayed_lotus]

Sammysambo9 I don’t know you but your profile picture has awoken an unknown and unspeakable level of hatred in me and I will find you

[@Pilolp]

@@flayed_lotus same.

[@lapa4887]

Sammysambo9 this is a golden comment

[@sivartb7273]

SCP ##### Aka thé Baker. He manifest at locations that ######## ##### ####. There are numerous accounts of him manifesting in kitchens, at varying times of day. The entity is described as a ####### ##### humanoid. His cakes are made from regular baking materials, stolen from viewers who watch his videos. No containment procedures have yet been determined.

[@danknasty8063]

The last one looks straight up like a pee pee

[@earthangel7361]

He looks like he's having fun, bless 'em

[@shelby5809]

Gotta love this enabling mindset.

[@Snowbunny-uh2hq]

@@shelby5809enabling wat, him making weird cakes?😭

[@shelby5809]

@Snowbunny-uh2hq he's like a serial killer, dude. reminds me of this one 50 yo dude from deviant art who dressed up in spandex and an anime mask, thinking he was a real anime girl

[@starcomtachyon]

My mans making cakes out of partially dehydrated human ash

[@rulerworld1289]

Ash is pretty fucking dry already my guy

[@bloodblazin9]

I bet this dude that makes these cakes enjoys eating cold ravioli or dry spaghetti

[@thecigaddict]

Jace No. 3 Owo cold food isn’t bad ngl

[@starcomtachyon]

@Gavin Farnsworth cinnamon and raisin oatmeal is king don’t @ me.

[@xaniyarsappayani5904]

This comment caught me off guard XD

[@hollanderson]

"It's like he's playing with asbestos." Holy shit this is gold.

[@DeadSpacedOut]

The part where i lost it was when he fuckin burned himself, me and Charlie both fuckin lost it

[@mackk123]

Asbestos has more silicon in it than gold

[@ToastytheG]

@@mackk123 Stop

[@franz.francisco]

no joke it looks exactly like asbestos insulation

[@mono.isgtds]

Lil bit of meselephemiomaleapmsposa.

[@funnybones7771]

At least his dishes won’t give you a heart attack, only liver failure, brain damage, amnesia, bone damage, muscle damage, etc.

[@samcresp5440]

And deep, unhealable emotional scars

[@darknes4150]

B o n e d a m a g e

[@isoflo9993]

"May be lethal consult your doctor before consumption"

[@krepler]

And erectile dysfunction and sperm makes mutants rather than healthy children

[@ThePandaKingFTW]

Literally just breaks your bones when you eat it

[@9_2gv2]

gotta feel for the kid who’s birthday cake was made of thermal paste, concrete, and broken dreams

[@GamingWithNikolas]

And possibly the blood of the innocents

[@Anthropomorphic]

Made better by the fact that he's evidently still clever enough to figure out how to transfer footage from an old camcorder to a computer via a VCR.

[@dkm4338]

@Ja Ma You mean after he killed the people who lived in the house

[@DeadSpacedOut]

@@dkm4338 obviously

[@overmountain]

The fact that the medium through which he did it was a VCR is beyond me. To do so is like rocket science. It’s like he min-maxed his brain for computers of the ancient ones. That or he lucked out like a furry at an adoption center.

[@Logan-zp8bi]

@@overmountain Oddly enough furries would probably be snagged up at an adoption center, most of the ones I know are hard working and extremely caring. The saying should be the Emo kid at the adoption center.

[@holdenbell1630]

If you are quiet enough, you can hear the screams of the children in this man's basement.

[@boyinblue.]

Holden Bell there isn’t anything bad happening to the kids they are just in fear of the next meal.

[@ls200076]

@@boyinblue. nice

[@SexyFace]

this guy was probably proud of his castle cake & now it has been shat all over

[@that0nedemonperson874]

So I'm not the only one who heard "please, no more cake!"

[@mikeyboy7719]

That's the party duh

[@gababby4856]

I feel like i just watched a snuff film

[@alikhidzam3749]

Yeah

[@Angel-rr2ow]

Snuff film?

[@mothermushroom_]

@@Angel-rr2ow torture/death videos

[@irondragon9775]

Why would you know what that looks like

[@puppet5646]

Irondragon97 there’s a horror movie with snuff films in it

[@truereaper4572]

This video ignites a primal fear that I can't explain but it terrifies me.

[@ShinyChroma]

Jesus it's like a dementia patient confused cooking with construction.

[@gamertrub]

Im howling

[@SaturnStatic]

R/rare insults

[@Maxim.Nazarenko]

Great explanation.

[@XRAYJ1992]

I’m crying 🤣

[@TheSkulleh]

except he's bad at both :/

[@TheMDXtremeReal]

This is how The Devil will torture Gordon Ramsey if he goes to hell.

[@Irrelavant__]

the real hell's kitchen

[@Sorrelhas]

*when

[@SapphireCarbuncle009]

This is why Gordon Ramsey has made the extra efforts to look like an actually decent human being Because he'd rather not witness this kind of travesty for his afterlife

[@TheRPGentleman]

@Eaxl To be fair, the vast majority of us Americans ARE drooling morons. To base a show on appealing to a majority is sound analytics. I've never been able to enjoy it but I do like the videos where Gordon actually compliments the cooking because I prefer to see him actually enjoying his food. He is clearly a very talented chef and food critic.

[@TheBSG]

Mate

[@yauminepaxton]

Dudes entire set up look like a scene from the hills have eyes

[@maggiee639]

Yaumine Paxton oh my god you’re right

[@GamingWithNikolas]

​@@maggiee639lol

[@3ternalHours]

It took me two and a half minutes to realise this cook was speaking English

[@klanceklancerevolution3339]

Hes speaking some hellish language

[@SpectralMarker142]

That “train cake” looks like a corpse I’d dig up in my backyard.

[@0Honey_Nut_Cheetos0]

Ah yes I too have the casual corpse buried in my backyard

[@lordxilon]

@@0Honey_Nut_Cheetos0 Good fertilizer for the garden.

[@shun2450]

*FBI WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

[@warpath6666]

ALL ABOOOOOOARD !!! Next stop : Diarrheaville 😄😄😄😄

[@TechSupportDave]

@@lordxilon give the body the appropriate nutrition and you can even make yourself a fungus/mushroom garden! The whole corpse can overgrow with mushrooms that you can harvest!

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Cooking With Jack: Pestilence Steven Reed: Famine Kay: War paul4608: *Death*

[@IamTealeaf]

cooking is jack is more of a glutton to me

[@riks081]

@@IamTealeaf I'm pretty sure gluttony is a deadly sin and not one of the horsemen of the apocalypse though..

[@IamTealeaf]

@@riks081 you're absolutely right i'm Jewish i know nothing lmao

[@yanni7652]

Princess Rainbovvs X Musashi four horsemen of the apocalypse

[@bigrig8539]

Well famine is kind of death

[@YurinanAcquiline]

He probably feeds his "cooking" to the person he has locked up in his basement.

[@kysike666]

He might be a Serial Killer

[@Queeziii]

sangwoo vibes 🧎🏾‍♀️🦶🏼

[@elliottbestt3238]

Lmao he holds a stone carved spear to his prisoners neck and makes them pretend to enjoy his food

[@box..sisjjdjdjdjd]

@@Queeziii Bruh sangwoo abuses and kills people so-

[@clusterfuck2177]

@@Queeziii Sangwoo isn't the inventor of stalking, kidnapping and keeping them in the basement, literally spoiled the legacy and history of rl serial killers when their hard work and cause is always association with a fictional character.

[@FellixNoAmatsu]

This was the best traumatic experience i've ever had.

[@GamingWithNikolas]

I will never be the same

[@JoaoLucas-se7vz]

"What cake isn't suitable for children?" This one apparently.

[@DCGMatthew1]

Well, later in the stream a tit came up... So...

[@revolvingworld2676]

Pot cake

[@WelloBello]

I never thought food could have the same brutalist aesthetic as a Soviet apartment complex but here we are.

[@fantaexotic-ns1pu]

I used to live in one, and yeah its true

[@BigBoiCannon]

Probably taste the same too

[@simba0940]

This looks like if liveleak had cooking tutorials

[@Shin_Akumi]

​@@simba0940 lmfaooo😂😂😂😂

[@spooknhaven]

This comment took me OUT😂

[@Takimeko]

His home looks so dreary and old, and I don't know if the shitty VHS quality is to blame for that. It looks like he just cooks horrifying meals in an abandoned house that no one's lived in for 15 years.

[@theterribleanimator1793]

He could be the ghost of christmas's past.

[@AlternateKek]

VHS recordings have terrible color filters.

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

More like 27 years

[@MisterSpinalzo]

it really looks like one of those "cursed" VHS tapes that used to circulate in the 90s, like that graverobber dude

[@massaganaa]

This is typical life for working class northerners in the UK

[@moyst33]

its amazing how this man managed to make everything look like concrete so effortlessly

[@li-nexus9574]

"Suitable for kids" *Press X to doubt*

[@just_a_tepig3611]

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[@themememixers8965]

Just_A _Tepig k

[@flaxentaster41]

Tbh I don’t think it’s suitable for anyone

[@connorchristian6231]

X

[@pressxtodoubt4956]

I’ve been summoned

[@yurika12]

When people who can't even boil an egg try something way out of their league.

[@Daf1400s]

Yurika buttered bread

[@sot8546]

@@Daf1400s milk glass

[@DepressyDuck]

I feel called out.

[@bighoodie4315]

HEY. I can do a lot of things. Eggs are hard.

[@tbrasco5954]

That “Train” looked like a sea sponge that was left to bake in the sun and was partially attacked by seagulls

[@suxxbank132]

"Partially attacked by seagulls" I have never seen a more fitting statement. 😂

[@armwrestlingfan6804]

It looked like the baby from eraserhead 😂

[@pmc614]

Looks like a Sea Cucumber covered in tar

[@rosielow527]

Juan Cortez Muro No They’re Not 🤣

[@probablydeadinside7877]

say what you will, but the fact the man washes his hands AND was able to get the castle towers to stand balanced on their own has me putting a lot of faith in him EDIT: damn, AND keeping the soccer ball from completely crumbling while setting it up on the cake??? actually impressive if he does really make everything on his own with no official training/practice

[@Awetist]

That’s just soil in a can.

[@AxxLAfriku]

RARARARARARARA I just saw something very UNPRETTY! I looked in the mirror! GAGAGAGA!!! But I am the supreme KZbinr of this generation so it is all wonderful! Thanks for listening, dear tgee

[@Tysnack]

AxxL wtf are you high 😂

[@Urd-Vidan]

@@Tysnack Idk, man. Going "RARARA" then "GAGAGA" seem normal to me. But if he is high, I want some that shit too.

[@skullhunter9962]

It is not good soil. He went deep underground for that soil, but not deep enough.

[@ganeshgod1091]

When you run out of cake mix

[@andrejoss475]

"castle cake" but this guy is building an actual castle lmao

[@Bingus__Khan]

Now I'm confused, because isn't a castle cake supposed to look like a castle? If it's not, then this man is definitely trolling.

[@jasmreow]

Leevi Patama it’s a castle cake bc he used what they use to make castles, brick and cement

[@Thunderdude135]

its a castle cake but its not for eating

[@genadiyrool]

It really looked like upside down elephant

[@BierBart12]

When you see stuff like this, you really start understanding why so many "true" horror stories exist.

[@noberska]

were near 69 likes

[@jteric]

@@noberska we're past 420

[@noberska]

@@jteric nice

[@jonaspete]

From Reddit as well

[@bigcheezesupreme2377]

I bet every single time the “cook” says he’s ready to leave a mental asylum, the psychiatrist just makes him watch his cooking videos to prove he must never be released back into society.

[@Absolutely_Nobody]

The "train" looks like someone deep fried the baby from Eraserhead.

[@bobsaget666]

LOL

[@ArtanesCS-Rockon]

Looks like he's recording for an SCP video.

[@jameshallam3221]

This was where the infinite cake was made

[@memeghost6850]

@@jameshallam3221 omg you're right

[@oklahomaomar]

yes

[@jebaited9612]

The castle cake is the same unholy edible material served in UnLondon pretty sure

[@Scp--wr4xv]

Ik right

[@cracoviateam]

"It could be meat, it could be cake" George Carlin

[@brucecampbellschin8632]

It's meat cake AHHHHHHHH!

[@weakspirit_]

it could be dirt or fertilizer

[@Blastoise1022]

A TOTAL BEEFCAKE

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

R.I.P. an absolute genius comedian.

[@Jmandude5]

www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/e10dqf/thanks_i_hate_this_cake/

[@shadowkhan1875]

When he nearly beaks the plate he gets all mad, "God's sake(!)" Mate this was your idea.

[@MrFuthisshit]

Not gonna lie, I feel like I watched the ring tape.

[@omegawilliam9571]

In 7 days he'll come out of your TV and force you to eat his castle cake.

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

Did you survive

[@reneekatz]

Omg I was thinking that while watching the first part, where the guy has the little TV in the background recording what he's doing.

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

I think he died guys.

[@MrFuller876]

@@AlanaBananaCanada I think he's dead.

[@cigarettes5613]

HE'S NOT EATING IT JACK, HE'S NOT EATING IT

[@soggy5854]

Lmfao I'm dead

[@Rick-jf2ig]

SHUT THE HELL UP, MARGUERITE!

[@pinksucccubus]

Yess

[@ratfarmer1]

boys gotta eat boys gotta have his supper

[@sarahharmon9403]

Love your pfp

[@tyler4577]

this dude really said: "it doesn't look very apple-tising

[@mae-hy3cm]

Bone-apple teeth!!

[@mausindahaus5317]

It’s Barley what you call food

[@exxpired6521]

It is definitely Thyme for him to stop with the bad jokes

[@capncrunch537]

alex boney African feet!

[@There_is_a_duck_in_my_home]

His cake looks like the toilet after you eat Kays food.

[@AlexFlockhart]

You mean when it was black liquid in a bowl?

[@JestersGhost]

An endless cycle - the infinity machine

[@nathanmotes4152]

Damn, I about lost my lunch on that one!!

[@zraxxis9559]

"This must've been what killed the queen"... but she was alive when this was filmed, what time line are you in Charlie?

[@GamingWithNikolas]

He blew his cover as KZbinr and revealed he is actually Jesus, getting confused on what time period his in.

[@KingCoelacanth]

“Castle cake” It’s a dome brick more than anything.

[@lannisterfilth]

That's the Red Keep after the war.

[@weakspirit_]

i bet you use it to make a dog house

[@jovan7365]

It's more castle than it is cake

[@ariavachier-lagravech.6910]

So you mean it looks like a castle

[@weakspirit_]

hence the name: castle cake. cake tastes like a castle! real castle can be made out of cake!

[@markpowers7359]

That soccer ball cake is what wiped out the dinosaurs

[@spacenai4461]

Its look like a fucking fungal that grow out from my toes

[@Nobody-wc2qi]

IM LITERALLY CRYING LMAOOOO

[@sweetteaboizthicc2424]

Q: What cakes aren't suitable for children? A: Urinal Cakes

[@qyunii]

I disagree. Urinal cakes are suitable for all ages.

[@saintspoon]

I want urinal cake for my birthday

[@qyunii]

@@saintspoon I'll buy you one, bro,,,

[@saintspoon]

mukbone thanks

[@seba.4926]

Creampies are very suitable for children

[@gragalakaisel1477]

the dude’s trying to smelt an iron ore.

[@alfredoeaterofworlds2908]

This activated my flight or fight reaction along with 19 other reactions unknown by mankind

[@yves_23]

Which reaction did you act upon? I had to make a new one called "Write" as in write a fucking police report for these crimes.

[@user-x-00]

@@yves_23 I activated fusion reaction. On my Way to merge my self to the sun coz I'm sick of this shit

[@imakerandomvidscodm1787]

It activated my confusion and frustration reactions

[@tunnelsnake420]

I went blind and deaf until the end of the vid so I wouldn't suffer that atrocity

[@biggiechungus784]

Dorcelessness?

[@ThirstHomeless]

Anyone else waiting for him to start adding people chunks?

[@simonj6801]

That would honestly improve it at this point.

[@oFFlineRXD]

Puts cut-off human fingers instead of candels on the cake

[@joshn0s494]

@Juan Cortez Muro shut the fuck up no one cares

[@RelishWithReCheil]

I Know How King Crimson Works 😂😭

[@GamingWithNikolas]

Something about this footage just looks off, Like it’s actually haunted

[@KingXOreo]

The Queen's last meal

[@zwaeeeh398]

10yr old me making cake out of dirt from our backyard.

[@maggikari2836]

underrated

[@dayzeeking7320]

@@maggikari2836 agreed

[@BinBintheRiceCake]

Resident evil 7: lost kitchen footage

[@streetxjammingdualxscreens9228]

LMAO Perfect for VR

[@dkm4338]

It is kinda worse in Resident evil you atleast knew what was in it

[@TheBunnygirl20]

Lmao

[@yamd8114]

*Delete footage*

[@MysteriousJojo]

This looks like one of those channels that reveals it’s an ARG original horror series 10 videos in, like he’s going to go in the basement and see a CGI nightmare monster

[@EdwardtheGrizz]

Never thought i would see you here, don't know why, just find it odd to see other creators I watch on other channels lol. Anyway, Hello

[@shoople]

oh shit, like marble hornets

[@ethanwood5700]

It's the same thing I was thinking it's oddly unnerving

[@brianbach3912]

I feel like we have the same KZbin algorithms.... did the human pet channel and interface pop up in ur home feed as well ? Lmao

[@pyrusbakugan57338]

No wonder the football cake was blue, it’s a reference to the blue chair!

[@Drago7166]

This is where the phrase “serial cooker” comes from.

[@max1milli96]

This looks like a recipe video you’d find on the deep web

[@chasesisia4356]

I get the phatest deep web vibes from this vid

[@jatonert]

Is uncanny how that cake manages to look so much like something out of RE7

[@noblesseoblige1076]

Oh my god you're right.

[@iggnham]

I spent 2 minutes making a sentence about the same thing until I saw this 😂 Looks like the lost tapes

[@WellBeSerious12]

This is that 'family'.

[@SilentReflection86]

How is it uncanny... it was made in a goddamn can. You can say it was molded.... other puns.

[@0ofy]

Even the video quality feels like it aswell

[@CaptainDavyJones]

I believe we found Kay’s husband.

[@AtomicTheSniper]

Bröther Loaf no, nemesis

[@yugiohboyfriendappreciator7739]

She divorced him for trying to poison the family

[@statanks505]

@@yugiohboyfriendappreciator7739 then proceeds to poison her own son

[@blitzactive]

4:00 is where Charlie predicts the queens death 💀

[@wehtegg]

This is literally a resident evil 7 lost tape dlc

[@Godmcgod]

seriously tho

[@jihannf28]

😂😂😂

[@NobleVII]

Really?

[@user-xj6ye3yc7d]

This is how Gordon Ramsay's sleep paralysis demon looks like.

[@DerVasto]

@Sightless_Seeker A Holy Water Vinaigrette, round it up with some mayonnaise.

[@user-yv7lu8bq3o]

@Sightless_Seeker and just a touch of olive oil

[@WellBeSerious12]

@@user-yv7lu8bq3o And human souls.

[@defaultmate]

@@WellBeSerious12 And the crushed hopes and dreams of innocent people

[@wesleyalan9179]

Ha!

[@foamer5490]

This HAS to be some sort of advanced performance art.

[@noobasita]

As soon as i heard the queen joke i checked the comments

[@DanHorus899]

That ground meat he was grilling is most likely human meat

[@jasminecahill3434]

Excuse me what

[@patiencen1280]

I wish

[@uwuowo5799]

We found Hannibal bois

[@respectableindividual4593]

​@@uwuowo5799hannibal was a good cook though

[@thedegenerate9377]

That "train" cake looks like the victim of an acid attack

[@hellotherehi2826]

To profile pic: heyy how u doin there???

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

I thought it looked like a blue pp myself

[@theguythatasked6400]

It looks like it got hit with a train

[@absolutisguy4171]

It looks like a granola bar dipped in blue paint

[@crisptomato9495]

It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

This is found footage. Somebody died wherever this VHS tape was picked up.

[@7swordsinc909]

what...?

[@connoisseuroftigolbitts]

Charles is fine.

[@TheRokkis]

The cake guy really seems to like his hobby, I just have to respect that despite of what those cakes look like. I hope he got better at it, or at least the taste is good, and I hope he has some grandchildren who approve his cakes. It's still funny, but all the best for him!

[@AtChiaPet]

This looks like what the poop dealer would sell

[@cactus9277]

Boobs and poop

[@ceeso2002]

That poop dealer tried selling this to me today😂 Btw, Chiaki is bb

[@somethingsomewhatoriginal6436]

hml for the goop plug

[@pizzatime7433]

And this is what my diarrhea dealer would sell

[@flamboyant5153]

@@pizzatime7433 diarrhea is poop dummy but them boo boo bites hit different

[@OliviaLovesPugs]

I think this guy is a harmless, lonely and bored old man who just genuinely enjoys cooking, even if he’s not the best at aesthetic presentation. You do whatever you makes you happy, my guy

[@deefman123]

It's kinda difficult to watch though

[@user-tzzglsstle585e38]

@@deefman123 And that's what we came here for lol

[@Maker0824]

I agree. Do whatever makes you happy, and don’t let anyone get you down. However if THIS is the best you can do then I think you should try to improve a bit

[@phitsf5475]

These tapes are clearly the work of an unhinged psychopath, baking birthday treats for his forcefully adopted family who he keeps in the hole under his house.

[@executioner_ecgbert884]

​@@phitsf5475Why'd you have to bring Jerma into this?

[@Kelekona]

OH MY GOD HE USED THE CANS AS CAKE MOLDS.

[@friendlyargonianneighbour9500]

This is actuallt nornal when youre poor af in latinoamerica but yknow? It never looks *that bad*

[@BLZPHR]

Amaru Sabattini yeah especially when you don’t mangle the cans with wrenches and pliers hahaha

[@irlrp]

Yeah it's actually a thing

[@baggerz6557]

Repent to God g

[@azrieljale]

6:00 Im pretty sure this man holds his camera with pure power of demonic telekinesis.

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

I think its hanging from the foot of his wife who is hanging from the ceiling.

[@hagietangigora6257]

Azriel Jale m g

[@jasonalv7436]

@@AlanaBananaCanada wtf

[@azrieljale]

@@AlanaBananaCanada lmaooooo

[@monke3898]

@@AlanaBananaCanada LOL

[@kennyrgb2700]

This is like a scene from Joker when he starts losing it

[@virtualmartini]

Not really even a little bit.

[@parthasarathidhabal9511]

The first cake looked as if someone left a humunculus corpse to soak overnight in water

[@humanbeing2709]

How do you know what that looks like?

[@echothefloof5438]

Can't wait for the absolute swarm of people thinking they're clever saying "that didn't age well" when he mentioned the Queen dying

[@loomicloud]

you saw one comment and you know it popped into your own head, so you had to stake your claim as the first one to “realize” lmaooo

[@echothefloof5438]

@@loomicloud oh absolutely, won't argue there lol

[@oddfutureplaylist]

This looks like one of those rabbit holes from 4chan where all the videos connect to reveal a secret message. All the videos lead code solvers to information that the general public is not ready for 👁

[@anijeepa]

ARG

[@drulli6]

"You know, if it is gray it's good for you" - Eric Andre

[@kappinr-m80s23]

I can't shake the feeling that this footage was taped over some kind of snuff film.

[@Yos115]

5:58 when he pulled out another brick 💀

[@igorkizejev4967]

I lost it at the part where he uses deodorant to get his BBQ coals going!

[@Bingus__Khan]

Why didn't he use gasoline for the extra flave-our

[@sofar2218]

bone apple tea

[@chippyho1232]

If this guy is a performance artist, he's doing an amazing job.

[@bwuvvy]

"What kind of cake do you want for your birthday?" "I want grandma's ashes!!"

[@callumkill4410]

Charlie predicted that the Queen was gonna die

[@Fruitcupper]

*VHS court evidence* " I cooked these cakes for my victims before I killed them."

[@Moocow2003]

That's what killed them!

[@robotfez]

𝗦𝘂𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗻

[@octaviosardi3337]

Surprised that guy didnt poison himself, still, lad's having fun

[@Lefiath]

His last video was made 5 years ago, so there is a good chance he has succumbed to one of his final creations.

[@zoid_on_youtube]

@@Lefiath His greatest masterpiece came to life, killed him and is now living among us

[@Lefiath]

@@zoid_on_youtube And probably cooks better as well! Fortunately, Paul is still alive, but just like Kay, he forgot password to his old account.

[@nitroxylic]

Dudes stuck in the Great Depression.

[@PerfectNazo505]

maybe it really did kill the queen...

[@mrjohnnyk]

Imagine how Gordon Ramsay would react to this guy cooking for him.

[@coolgirl23145]

He would implode

[@NachtFausto]

“It’s fuckn rawwww!!!”

[@memeghost6850]

@ɮօʊռċɛ օʄʄ jail? Gordon would murder him

[@Moechew]

Wouldn't even let him start cooking if Gordon saw what he was using to make these.

[@siyacer]

He would enjoy the food for the first time

[@TimSlee1]

It's like a cooking show you would find on the dark web.

[@SlimPickle]

I feel like I'm watching clips from the Blair witch cooking show.

[@mwmwnwmwwwmwmwmwmwnwwwmwmw1157]

You are F R O M H E L L

[@J43Pr0t0]

"That's not just a violation of health, that's a violation of human decency" - Jontron

[@koen7281]

He looks like a construction worker with the dream of becoming a chef

[@davidlemos1136]

It shows.

[@mrbrightsidetf2]

True, just dont let him get near to children