The Freakiest Eaters

[@esspertguy6766]

When the mortgage says 20-30 years but you eat the house in 2 years

[@TeamLas3r]

Most underrated comment!

[@forrest7186]

*I AM SPEED*

[@StagnantMizu]

LOL

[@Maryroselan]

when i'm depressed i come back to this comment

[@sophiavelazquez38]

HACKERMAN

[@TheNuggzt3r]

"Kids, dinner is ready!" The disappointment when they expect an actual meal but only see their mother moving the sofa to present dinner.

[@mushromus7764]

U ever seen ben 10?

[@tanyaharmon6739]

@@mushromus7764 yes

[@RichHobo]

Mushromus you ever play the Ben 10 ps3 game

[@ranfonaforanafo1601]

@@RichHobo ps3?? long life to ps2 ben 10

[@RichHobo]

Ranfonafo Ranafo oh yea I think I meant ps2

[@icouldbejokingbut]

"Different walls have different tastes " Yes because some can taste like asbestos

[@Chad_salad]

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[@Eye5x5]

And some is

[@harkple]

karkat pfp......

[@19sabrinaminerva68]

ok karkat

[@callingpeoplesimps1287]

Kris TheMoth everywhere I go there is someone with A HOMESTUCK PFP

[@classyified2153]

“Its hard work digging a hole in the wall” i wonder why its like they’re supposed to be hard to break

[@toastytoast9800]

shes also using what looks like to be a butter knife. i really wonder why its hard to break, as you probably know, knives are walls natural predators. she probably doesn't have the technique down

[@darian_thebest7672]

Im scared of eating an orange with a dark spot on it, and these people eating walls

[@ohsnapitsdiana]

Check the likes - nice 🤠

[@netherdominater9960]

Darian_TheBest At least you'll probably live past 40, someone eating Sheetrock and shit...doubtful

[@ILikeBirds]

Nether Dominater ikr lol

[@threecheersforsweetcheesew3231]

As someone who has and will continue to eat chalk, I’m also scared of eating an orange with a dark spot

[@therealshrimpfr]

I opened an orange with dark spots on it, half the orange had turned black

[@felixedwardz5459]

When my parents stopped loving me I didn't binge eat sugar, I just started doing drugs like a normal person.

[@possiblebot6858]

I put sugar in crack pipes

[@Pablo_Cabeza]

Do both, pussy

[@owenhensley4029]

Felix Edwardz word

[@JV-cw8pw]

What a bunch of pussies I just kept living my life when my parents disowned me

[@Stonktradomus]

@@JV-cw8pw, woah! You are harboring a lot of anger, and unforgivineness. Don't be ashamed of yourself. Maybe your parents disowned you, because you are incapable of feeling love? Not everyone feels love, and is therefore, not affected by the loss of it. It's not your fault. You were just born that way. Don't beat yourself up about it. Maybe just see a therapist about it, so that one day you can have a meaningful relationship. Real men don't run from their feelings. Cowards do that. It's time to face it, and move on.

[@dom5101]

shes quite literally shitting bricks

[@lef8282]

Get out

[@davidthecommenter]

god damn it

[@lonewalkerproductions]

Take this damn upvote

[@luffytaro5566]

@@lonewalkerproductions Reddit addicted? Don't worry, me, too, kid

[@cocobeans8771]

🚪🚶‍♂️💨

[@ThtSunbreaker]

Imagine going into someone's home, seeing a hole and asking "Hey, it looks like you have a mouse or rat problem" and they reply "No I'm eating my wall"

[@YraExalgaSkgs]

"Yeah... If anyone asks again say 'mice problems', okay?"

[@kennethford3550]

"Oh..." "..." "So does it taste good?"

[@Warhead38]

Awkward 😬

[@Espion-]

power move ngl

[@TheTrueMrRugges]

We know that the first woman is going survive the apocalypse She just sustains herself on houses.

[@awesomeguy9513]

She would eat the shelters she would have to be exiled and given a bag of bricks

[@EchizenRyoma77]

Probably tbh

[@SashaSlvt]

Awesomeguy951 imagine zombies reach they just die from brick poisoning

[@pierreo33]

@@EchizenRyoma77 did you think she would get enough nutritions? american educational system failed you

[@zerosaber257]

She would survive post corona apocalypse

[@tseye2478]

Friend: “Where do you want to go to eat” Bricks girl: *construction site*

[@katethegr8894]

That’s a good one 😂😂😂

[@Sir_Catnip]

lolol

[@morgan_____4290]

💀💀

[@mr.walter6973]

*Trump wall*

[@cya6563]

Brick girl: Your grave

[@EliteInferno14]

"Each meal without pizza is a struggle." Yeah same here bud

[@genderlesswhale2868]

I have depression and God, that line was a whole ass mood

[@cherrydrip]

@@genderlesswhale2868 hows it like having god

[@genderlesswhale2868]

@@cherrydrip Well the god possessing my house never uses a fucking coaster and dangles from my ceiling at night clacking it's skeletal appendages while I'm trying to sleep, worst roommate ever. 0/10. /The one time I don't use the Oxford comma/.

[@patrickcharette2151]

What I find revolting here, is that the “tastes” in the walls don’t just come from the drywall, they come from the years of accumulated dust, dirt, bodily fluids maybe, animal dander, and whatever else revolting might have touched or be on it

[@crispyandspicy6813]

"What's that white powder that you seem to be addicted to and also try to keep out of sight?" "...Corn starch?"

[@yuurichito1439]

Bro ngl this is so fckn weird

[@sipapi1131]

Cocaine.

[@sipapi1131]

mmmmmmm

[@Daniel-fr1bh]

@@sipapi1131 no corn starch

[@amex4453]

@@sipapi1131 Wow really?

[@annica321]

"Each meal without Pizza is a struggle" hey that's just called being Italian

[@jurassicsmackdown6359]

*69 LIKES*

[@Endless2224]

JurassicSmackdown I was about to like that comment! Thanks for pointing it out bro!

[@jurassicsmackdown6359]

@@Endless2224 hell yeah, brother 👍

[@sondochannel6740]

Still 69

[@quincyharris3068]

I'm Italian and I can confirm that it's a struggle

[@sanjisins]

"Different walls,have different tastes." ....words of wisdom.

[@gloshoeboihottie5866]

Same with humans 😋

[@toniman3420]

Same with cummies

[@zz7733]

Imagine suggesting pizza to one of your friends and they say, "Oh, I can't have that. I'm a recovering pizza addict."

[@Assassinboy8084fun]

Imagine building a house and selling it to a customer who’ll just eat the whole thing

[@MorfsPrower]

Better to sell it than rent it out.

[@kyokuslaps2411]

Your profile pic is exactly what I'd do

[@derpsterio2917]

Think about it, they will come back to you after they eat all the walls whole and ask for a new house, you don't care if they live, you care about the money

[@sneakymango7397]

That’s like a full fucking job don’t tnere a full income

[@dapperblookanimations226]

She's eating herself out of house and home

[@geeky8693]

Plot twist: all that corn starch stocking/hiding was a role acting to hide actual drugs so nobody would suspect.

[@flexinthesehoes2155]

Why would you invite a TV film crew into your house tht you hide drugs in lol

[@geeky8693]

@@flexinthesehoes2155 her family invited them '~'

[@crowkit9729]

@@flexinthesehoes2155 to undermine people who suspect them. Putting the evidence in plain sight

[@Tw0Dots]

Amity pfp? I see you are a person of gay culture.

[@geeky8693]

@@Tw0Dots thats right, what a sight it is to see another witch of culture here

[@TimSlee1]

Imagine a renovation show where they eat the walls instead of knocking them down.

[@_s-p-e-c-t-r-a_music_]

Dear god

[@Bueno_Y]

I would watch this LOL 😂

[@KingBongHogger]

Extreme Makeover: Competitive Eating Edition

[@sean5623]

It’s somewhere in some reality in the multiverse

[@Magmava]

Johnson, I'm giving you 3 days to eat this wall!

[@vemes4605]

her eating bits of the wall is pretty much similar to people addicted to eating/chewing ice but she takes it to far superior levels indeed

[@RAWRzooted]

atleast chewing ice won’t harm your body in the long run, i don’t think so anyways sometimes i chew ice when my mouth is hungry but my stomach isn’t. it’s good because it’s getting extra water into my body, which i desperately need the only bad thing i can think of is maybe teeth damage?

[@cyangaeming]

It's crunchy which is fun​@@RAWRzooted

[@fellout2555]

I'm certain that everyone here instantly resumes their habits once the cameras go away

[@SuperiorChaotic]

I'm certain this is all staged

[@ava4689]

Some yes some no. I think it depends. You can see some of them at least try. I think the extreme ones where theyre like “hey homie, this will kill you. You wanna die? You wanna lose your family?” Sometimes you can see a change in their face after hearing that. Like the raw meat guy being told he will not get ecoli resistance.

[@N00BiksCube]

"How could you be so addicted to something that you chose that over your family." That's literally what addiction is.

[@kewldoodbrownie1299]

I could be hooked on meth and still pay child support. Your point is?

[@seasonsgreetings2707]

Kewldood Brownie if you’re hooked on meth, you’ll use the child support money to buy more meth

[@kewldoodbrownie1299]

@@seasonsgreetings2707 I'm a reliable meth-head, I always pay up the child support. Your bad habits of dodging the payments have nothing to do with me.

[@seasonsgreetings2707]

Kewldood Brownie haha a reliable meth head? Thats nice i guess😂

[@alwysmaxi]

@@ZTGOfficialYT okay, but that doesn't make him unreliable.

[@ronologic3540]

How does the guy who’s addicted to pizza look skinny but as soon as I lay my hands on one slice for a millisecond I immediately turn into Jabba the Hutt

[@ALittleMessi]

Pizza boy and soda girl both skinny. Fucking brick lady is fat. These extreme habits have to be extra food

[@deathbydeviceable]

Missed opportunity to say "pizza the hut" from space balls

[@jessieb9384]

@@deathbydeviceable The worst movie if all time I don't get why people acted like that was a good movie

[@Ol_Lochy]

Jessie B it’s called an opinion

[@allo3383]

You have fatty genetics, that's all

[@Bouch1018]

Watching this with noise canceling headphones on is a whole new kind of experience, ugh.

[@mic787]

These people: Eat bricks, corn starch, febreeze, plastic My brother: Drinks milk and dies

[@netherdominater9960]

Michael28 WithABee That's some intense lactose intolerance there my friend

[@RiseInAfterlife]

@@netherdominater9960 Nah it was just 1 day past expiration date.

[@eagle0114]

The trick is to actually eat the milk instead of drinking it.

[@mic787]

@@eagle0114 bro, thats some big brain shit right there

[@tylnozcn27]

Eagle 011 ah shit, I’ve been drinking milk all this time.

[@spectralknight7142]

"you have e coli" "I'll build an immunity" "That's not possible bro" "I'm just built different"

[@Dalpima]

Every Trump supporter. xD

[@fxckyouim2739]

@@Dalpima ‘they tested my dna, when it wasn’t dna, it was usa’

[@Dalpima]

@@fxckyouim2739 *Vomits everywhere*

[@jerrytc2978]

@@Dalpima you spell biden weird

[@Dalpima]

@@jerrytc2978 Got me good there Jerry. *Slow clap*

[@_yerf]

"Raw meat eater, that does sound interesting" "The steaks are high"

[@SamO-cn8rg]

Chris McRoy goddamit 🤣

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

The appendix allows humans to eat raw meat to an extent, if he chose the meats right and like did it like sushi where he put it with something acidic then he wouldn’t get sick

[@Oddie99000]

Zyanid Warfare my appendix was removed in middle school after getting appendicitis, fuck lol

[@reganlee8721]

@@Oddie99000 dont worry bro, you can still eat raw meat. The guy above you might be misinformed. www.scientificamerican.com/article/what-is-the-function-of-the-human-appendix-did-it-once-have-a-purpose-that-has-since-been-lost/

[@Oddie99000]

Dappageze you’re a real one, ima check that out then :)

[@dreamieramune]

i love how every other youtuber that sees this stuff is freaking out and super grossed out but then charlie is just "yeah it looks succulent, lotta flavor in that."

[@elderrusty541]

That protein powder solution was just “to get you off of cocaine, here’s crack”

[@sadblueyluey4696]

elder Rusty lol sick quote! is that from the video?

[@elderrusty541]

Sad and blue I honestly don’t remember where I got the quote from

[@theun-knownmusician5468]

Elder Rusty lmao

[@SceleToon_and_Games]

right like her organs were probably already malfunctioning why don't they make her eat just tumeric powder in small smoonfuls when she really wants bricks then it's conditioning you not to fucking want drywall.

[@tommyshelby2250]

Here's some crack,mixed with weed brownies.

[@hazloner117]

"I haven't had a soda, without vodka in it, in over 10 years" Charlie that's called being an alcoholic

[@joshnorman3110]

Or you just don't drink soda normally?

[@hazloner117]

@@joshnorman3110 r/woosh

[@jimlewis1173]

Those are called mixers, So your telling me some people drink them by themselves?

[@hazloner117]

@@jimlewis1173 "yeah can I have a virgin coke neat"

[@kiwi1947]

Loner redditor moment

[@TnT_F0X]

"He caught me with Brick Dust on my face" Is that slang for cheating with the handyman?

[@jamesrwc4738]

Fucking spectacular comment

[@sofar2218]

lol

[@personal7648]

Fat plot twist she had to come up with a fake plaster addiction to cover for cheating on the husband

[@elizabethirene7715]

i read that as "dick brust" lmao

[@rubbyjallis4616]

Genius 😂

[@axico3821]

Just make them play Fast and Furious so they can realize the true importance of family

[@gabriella2902]

That bricks addict girl can survive inside cell for long time and eat her way out.

[@OxelOttleRottle]

Your profile pic made me think it was loading and I was confused for like a solid 10 seconds

[@ValentineRD107]

Lol I thought you meant Cell from Dragonball Z at first, but that works too, funnily enough XD

[@GuyWhoLikesTheSnarkies1435]

*Jailed on a military-grade concrete cell instead**

[@Koyomix86]

ValentineRD107 I thought of that to I think I’ve been playing to much dragon ball fighterz

[@ebraheem6025]

If I would be arrested I would like her to be with me

[@SharpVCN]

“But each meal without Pizza is a struggle” That line is comedy gold.

[@ediblepizza]

For me it truly is

[@JaneDoe-xx6hp]

That line describes the majority of high schoolers and undergrads

[@changedusername159]

What's so funny?

[@neptune9647]

I'm a New Yorker. I can agree to that.

[@breakdancingninja8177]

Oh yee. I ead da pizza cuz I live in da big apple. Hur hur

[@anthonysimpson01]

Guy sitting beside him: hey uh can i get a pizza Josh: *intense sweating*

[@SirBlueWhale]

Knees weak Arms spaghetti Vomit on his shirt already Mom's pizza *struggling intensifies*

[@clowncat8658]

Phone Phone arms pizza*

[@UltimatePowa]

As long as I can get a pizza that

[@nothingman7163]

I still have yet to see anything more terrifying and trigger my "uncanny valley" fight or flight reflex like people who wear those awful eye color changing contacts

[@Rusty_Spy]

Guy: I'm ADDICTED to Pizza Also guy: **is perfectly in shape**

[@xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx]

Same thing with the woman who drinks all the coke. If someone drank THAT fucking much for so long she would be way heavier and in much poorer health.

[@rmrzthethird5464]

@@xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx not necessarily heavier shed just have tooth,liver kidney and pancreatic problems

[@Heyitsjaybirdo]

Neko Sasuke coke girl is prolly anorexic she just gets all her calories from Coca Cola

[@gustavosanches3454]

@@xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx she doesnt look that skinny, she is quite young (20 years old I think) and we don't know for how long her addiction has been going on. I'm sure that given more time she would totally gain a lot more weight, but as others said, she is probably anorexic too.

[@pnkgxd1734]

Couldn't they just donate the coke to a food pantry.

[@rrendre4138]

*Woman Eats brick* Penguin:Ok *woman dumps food in coke* Penguin: LOCK THIS WOMAN UP

[@Lichen8404]

Okay but only someone with severe brain damage would even think about drinking chunky coke

[@brettbeckwith6588]

The twinkie was cool, like whatever its a damn twinkie who tf cares but an oreo hurts to watch, I couldn't watch an atrocity of that caliber.

[@Mngalahad]

who is this penguin you speak of?

[@meheregames3648]

@@Mngalahad I think this troglodyte is talking about charlie

[@somxr_738]

Dunks not dumps you dumb. :| didn’t mean it to have 3 similar words

[@JonelKingas]

Imagine getting pulled over with a bag of corn starch in your hand xD police: 👁__👁

[@OhMoonPresence]

“It’s crack, arrest me” seems easier to explain than “I’m eating corn starch for breakfast”

[@notashark5189]

If I was caught like that I'll just say its drugs

[@markdjoumo5968]

You're getting shot either way.

[@Jasmine-fp3jd]

throw it in his face and drive away

[@freezasama5802]

R You OK citizen 👮

[@punkrocksocks6390]

The way everyone just looks at the mum after he said she sneaked in a cola cracked me up

[@yaxishotdog]

"what are you a cornstarch rookie?" well if she happened to hide it all in one location, the chances of him finding it are low, yes, but if he happens to find where its hidden, he'll be able to take ALL the cornstarch away. so, its best to hide it in multiple locations, opposed than just one.

[@joshapologist]

_denki_ It sounds as if you speak from experience, Denki.

[@tuckeredout2887]

It's a tactical decision

[@queendedede6790]

_denki_ not related to the subject , but I must say you are a human of refined taste . Refering to ur profile

[@tuckeredout2887]

@@queendedede6790 hell yeah

[@biguglybucker]

_haha italicized_

[@changren936]

Don’t keep all of your starch in one basket, Charlie.

[@bizzar3543]

Huh

[@bonkers5196]

Huh

[@skeetskeetmcgee794]

Huh

[@ILFforever]

hUh?

[@RatchetG]

Huh?

[@christianoverby2224]

"I haven't had a soda without vodka in about 10 years" This is the level of alcoholism I strive for

[@residentflamingo115]

Oh no

[@residentflamingo115]

Oh no

[@joenuts8312]

Oh no

[@cavaradossi3]

Oh no

[@h-boom]

Keithdrew 6 Ninny mm

[@nunchuckdaddy6417]

Eating is the last self-soothing method we have for coping before going for direct self-harm.

[@firefist5904]

Not an expert, but it is pretty believable for someone to become addicted to sugar in a stressful situation. Sugar can literally block the brain from feeling stress

[@Marshalicious]

Not just sugar but anything that you eat/do/use to comfort yourself can become your safe place, that's why some people get so stuck and develope these bad eating habbits or addictions

[@firefist5904]

@@Marshalicious I would say that is true for the most part, but I would say that some eating addictions (forget the name but people form a habit of eating sand and brocks) are most likely a cause of mental deficiency rather than a common brain response

[@Marshalicious]

@@firefist5904 it's basically the brain associating that action with a safe mental place, same happens with stuff that makes us sad or angry, it's just an unconscious association

[@Marshalicious]

But yeah, food has definitely a chemical aspect that comes from the actual food, such as sugar

[@Clos93]

@@Marshalicious been smoking bud since I was 13, 28 now... I'm totally addicted and it's supposedly non-addictive lol. Yea, anything that brings you comfort and messes with your brain chemistry, is potentially abusable. But at least my vice isn't going to kill me immediately or cause extreme health problems like heroin and alcohol.

[@irakanaya]

Girl: *eats bricks* Hansel n Gretel: "Welcome to our house eating cult"

[@justsomeplantcells-]

But. Those are actual bricks... Will she have a story where a wizard lure her into a brick house for 10 years At the 11th year she ate a hole so big she is able to escape

[@HTPCYMC]

You ever just eat bricks to flex on people who eat normal food.

[@Goomfulus]

The second coming of Ricegum.

[@beepthemeep12]

All the time

[@shallowgod5539]

I do it to flex on the homeless

[@lemontart144]

And then end up shitting actual bricks

[@elizaphernelia]

twenty one cries for help hello my fren

[@magicalplace3788]

"Mom can I have food?" "We have food at home" **Home:**

[@EccentricArc]

"It's hard work.. digging a hole in a wall" lmaoo amazing

[@rampage2423]

Onixukka

[@MrAlwaysRight]

You know what else is hard work? My penis.

[@CeraphineLuna]

If your drywall is succulent, it's either not drywall or you have a leak somewhere

[@soulsilversnorlax1336]

wetwall

[@paulbryant8403]

Or you don't know what succulent means

[@bjornzek]

@Paul Bryant they didn’t get anything wrong about the word succulent, care to explain?

[@Lucky_513]

@@bjornzek I think hes implying the girl doesnt know what succulent means.

[@bjornzek]

@Lucky 13 she did use it correctly

[@sadiewinterlord6908]

"It was a surprising shock." Yeah.... that's what a shock is. Surprising.

[@limeman2171]

"I hope this doesn't get misinterpreted 5 years later"

[@ydiduorderthiswater3458]

I don’t understand why the lady who eats bricks breaks her house when she can just buy a brick. IT LITERALLY COST $0.75 FOR ONE

[@thgnotorious]

She said she's picky.

[@brandonduckworth154]

@Based Haole you would think she would be some sort of expert on that subject

[@jamesnewton8804]

It's probably for shock value

[@dimmadome2631]

@@thgnotorious bricky

[@rylanmetors473]

It's not even really a brick, it's just drywall/paint

[@Qeisama]

Brick eater: thicc pizza eater: fit cola drinker: slim how? 🤔

[@Zyczu55]

because fuck logic

[@jadenrrose]

Bricks are heavy bro

[@drewglue]

Because people are different that brick lady probs works an office job and doesn't fucking exercise lmao

[@Patrick.Weightman]

All that soda gives her mad shits, no doubt

[@natem1579]

@@drewglue no amount of exercise can counteract the shit they were eating.

[@HereComesThe-Sun]

Imagine she was actually Santa Claus and when she goes down chimneys she stops to eat the wall then advances to the cookies.

[@ClearVod]

No chimney for you

[@harrisonkarn2078]

I'm addicted to taking a HUGE whiff of that earthy, concrete smell that hits you when you walk into a basement. It's kind of like smelling books when you open them, but with basements.

[@asiantalan]

“We’re gonna save your addiction” *Proceeds to give them raw broccoli*

[@Mngalahad]

Ik, that was so dumb. Feeding someone fucking raw broccoli is something that only happens in kid shows.

[@Mr371312]

A healthy yet palpable alternative?. Nah fk it have the worst stereotype fkin raw too.

[@Mikeormaybenotmike]

Broccoli's good though. *I'M ADDICTED TO BROCCOLI!!*

[@residentflamingo115]

Mix them Pizza + broccoli

[@asiantalan]

REALResident Gamer wait, that’s illegal

[@indiemedley1209]

These people: *Eats literal bricks and are fine* Me: *Has one to many slices of bread and has my internal digestion system collapse inward*

[@mikado_m]

Guess u didn't eat enough bricks as kid

[@lef8282]

Yeah man you’re childhood was bad

[@arteonyx]

lol rekt

[@yuurichito1439]

Bro if i eat fckn gluten my digestion system literally dies

[@rachelectroDC-84]

I know! I can eat pasta now and my stomach acts like I've consumed freaking carrion. Meanwhile, the one girl was sipping on gasoline every day and was somehow still alive and kicking! 😣

[@copyermanhen1133]

The corn starch girl has literal ooblek in her stomach

[@somerandomhungarianguy1961]

Imagine punching her in the stomach

[@booty_hunter4207]

you'd break your fist

[@deusvacui]

She has to let that shit leak out. If she force shits it comes out like brick

[@TheBurn65]

Not to ruin the joke, but you don’t have literal water in your body. The stomach acids would dissolve the cornstarch.

[@john_snipes_hard2723]

Catherine: oobleck? Ethan: OoBlEcK?

[@efe_fx]

"Different walls taste different." She has reached a gourmet level that is above this universe.

[@idolsrule4678]

Trump: We’re gonna build a wall! Wall-eating lady: not on my watch!

[@mub8445]

I feel like she'd be for that. So she could eat it

[@calebkennedy771]

Succulent wall

[@biganimetiddies1287]

Actually more like: Wall eating woman - "oh hell yes, the bigger the better!"

[@Zorro9129]

"Democrats Hire Brick-Eating Women to Devour Trump's Wall" - the Babylon Bee

[@commietearsdrinker]

@@Zorro9129 I wish they'd do that article. Unfortunately I think this woman would sue them for it, lol.

[@HerbalAssailant]

He HAS to watch the woman addicted to cheesy potatoes. She starts crying when they try to get her to eat broccoli.

[@BernieIsTheMac11]

It was Brussel sprouts, but I think anyone would cry if they had to eat Brussel sprouts.

[@locusarete3499]

@@BernieIsTheMac11 Brussel sprouts are delicious. You are a pussy and a scoundrel.

[@notsour1023]

@@locusarete3499 youre a fucking nasty bitch go back to Zimbabwe

[@airsoft2xtreme]

@@locusarete3499 boiled Brussel sprouts are fucking atrocious. If you bake em though with some olive oil and some garlic and shit thats fuckin delisioso

[@Dover939]

found that vid from psychicpebbles

[@danward1070]

'I'm addicted to coke' 'Who isn't? Who's your dealer?' 'Dr Pepper'

[@secondchances1]

"It's the sweet one"

[@1cuno]

Dan Ward very original

[@snubcube]

Mr. Pibb landed me 18 years in prison. He's a snitch, he is!

[@MorfsPrower]

Why are you judging me? It's the only thing that keeps me Pepsi.

[@mintleaf5245]

You have just made many enemies You have been warned

[@kr6productions]

Imagine inviting her over for lunch and you sit at the table and she just slams a brick on the table and be like: ITADAKIMASU!

[@coltonzavitz8346]

If she puts all the starch in one location, then he only has to find one. By spacing it out, she's minimizing her risk.

[@rawlinanderson6130]

But also maximizing the chance of him knowing that she still takes starch

[@crowkit9729]

@@rawlinanderson6130 higher risk, higher reward

[@hatsandhoodies7108]

Everyone: i hate the taste of vodka so i add cola Penguinz0: I HATE THE TASTE OF COLA SO I ADD VODKA

[@melissalonla]

Idk that's something I'd do

[@GinjouArmy]

Cola is shit though try a Pepsi.

[@revfastnobrevnobfast557]

@@GinjouArmy Exactly! Pepsi, Barq's Rootbeer, Mr. Pibb & RC Cola are where it's at!

[@meevib]

@@GinjouArmy ok -boomer- pepsiman

[@pfw4568]

Why would you mix cola with vodka?

[@zuko1569]

This is so relatable. I eat bricks every day my walls just vanished in a week.

[@друг-и2у]

@Broccoli Integrity those are not even close to done I am an example although not a good one ;.;

[@dontaskmeaboutmyprofilepic5898]

@Broccoli Integrity why would you think that?

[@wigwuck]

Yeah honestly. Why pay for a renovation? Just eat your wall down. Totally free and you get free meals!

[@Monkofpo]

Damn, I want you to be my cell-mate if I am ever in jail. We would be out in a few weeks.

[@firepower7017]

I bet your cells are dying

[@nintendope8837]

Pizza boi is now addicted to expensive t bone steak

[@casperadam6766]

when i lived with my mom she was crazy restrictive on my food. had to ask before eating anything and a lot of the times it was not allowed. I would end up getting home from school and eating like, a handful of chips, a cookie, some crackers and cheese, and then my step dad would get home and sometimes he'd notice and i'd get in huge trouble. my mom would get home later and i would get yelled at for "stealing food" from my own kitchen (at this point i was 14/15). it got to the point where they would measure the food before leaving for work and then measure again after to see if i'd eaten it, and again if i did i'd get in shit. (getting in trouble usually meant my phone and or internet taken away, usually for weeks at a time). this wasnt the only issue with living with her so eventually i moved to my dads, and they were not crazy so i could eat whatever i wanted, and so i ended up developing binge eating disorder due to fear of food being taken away from me lmao. just wanted to share my unhealthy relationship with food! XOXO

[@SirBlueWhale]

The type of mother that requires a visit from CPS and a trip to the local prison.

[@succubasu]

Jesus, what the hell was her reasoning for that? That's horrible

[@montarou-chi]

why though? was she just cheap? or strict for health?

[@casperadam6766]

@@montarou-chi just crazy restrictive and controlling, in every part of my life lol

[@ambrosiadreamer]

Casper Adam I seriously hope you dropped her from your life. I don’t know you personally, but I know you deserve better than being treated like that

[@nanazsan7536]

a Supreme brick must be a luxurious meal for this woman

[@Combobaracker]

Nah , it ain’t seasoned with lead paint and asbestos like in her house.

[@Fruitcupper]

I'm surprised it wasn't American deep fried bricks.

[@Malazar77]

@@Combobaracker and powdered with glass fiber

[@Jelloitsme]

Ninja Racer I would’ve expected her to dip it in some tea. No one would have suspected anything was weird then.

[@liahmmessinger3753]

2:53 a whole pool of oobleck an entire pool I've wanted one of these since I was a child how unfair

[@lef8282]

You can do anything you want

[@lilahdavies7896]

Same :(

[@a.j.dillon3392]

Well the solution to your problem is quite easy to resolve. You just need to get addicted to cornstarch and you to can get a pool of obleck

[@liahmmessinger3753]

@@a.j.dillon3392 sweet thanks for the life hack. I'll try that and If I dont die of malnutrition I'll get back to you on that.

[@liahmmessinger3753]

@MoolsDogTwo no

[@jamesburk8145]

"Through all of this, pizza was my enemy." That's it, pack up the internet. There is never going to be a better quote than that.

[@safespace4680]

"I eat bricks" Howtobasic, chowing down on the disgusting, mud-egg-banana-coconut-sludge filled food he creates during his psychotic episodes: "Get on my level"

[@MisterSisterFister666]

Goddammit, I laughed way too hard at this 😆😆

[@WhiteLie---------------------1]

-bricks- dicks

[@dakotabakken9539]

You’ve forgotten more egg, more egg!

[@daslazytutel]

Thinking about it now, what is h2b up to ever since this mess happened

[@dakotabakken9539]

A Turtle the same old thing, he’s still going

[@conjandysecurity]

Me: where do you want to go for dinner? Wall Eater: Home Depot.

[@snailmucus3921]

# 63G774298 this is an unbelievably underrated comment

[@conjandysecurity]

I Know!

[@calebkennedy771]

Shouldn’t it be “wall” Mart *finger guns*

[@AnarchicKhajiit]

"Oh god, I drink a lot of soda, am I like a subject on this show!?" *woman dunks food in soda before taking a bite* "Nah, I'm good."

[@t.o.ktheomessianking4767]

Yeah I guess I'm good too then....

[@stonerkirby]

This literally only works with chips.

[@mightypharaoh7586]

@@stonerkirby It still doesn't work with chips.

[@mr.boostang2064]

Fuking same 😂

[@LavontariusDudnahakla]

Quick Little Bastard fuck no and fuck you

[@aar0nsp]

“Can your body build immunities”? “No”. :0

[@omgcoochie]

jj virgin looks like a mother who calls herself "a cool mom" and wants to speak to the manager

[@masterham3120]

A "KAREN"

[@untitleddocument512]

Master Ham more like a diana or a joanne

[@omgcoochie]

LAUGHINNG

[@Catfishwilly1]

Charles: “I have not drinken, a cola without vodka in a decade.” Also Charles: “I’m 25, years old.”

[@efrengonzalez368]

Inaugurated, Arsimo. Oh no

[@grimwave54]

That's what I was thinking lol I was gonna be like how old are you

[@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991]

What, you guys didn’t start drinking when you were 15? Of course I am ahead of the curve. I’m 2 years old and I’m already downing Whiskey on the daily, so...

[@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991]

Inaugurated, Arsimo. .... Wow. Double Whoosh I guess.

[@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991]

Considering I got the joke.

[@spamaccount9854]

Who tf eats bricks without bbq sauce. Smh

[@SOLO-NEVER]

Lul

[@claudioestrella1160]

@@SOLO-NEVER lol an lul

[@residentflamingo115]

I eat it with A1 Its good

[@avexusmaximilian4307]

Ew, any sane brick eater will tell you catsup is the way to go.

[@ali._.hallani]

“You guys aren’t fixing her addiction you’re just giving her a different one”. Charlie just described methadone clinics

[@connorm7915]

Raw Meat Addict: TV Presenter: tHe StEaKs ArE hIgH

[@patersul]

When you're eating something for a long time your body gets used to it and sometimes cutting it out of your diet immediately might cause a lot of damage,so thats why at first they give them something realy alike to before but yet slightly different so that the organism can easly adapt.I learned that when i started bodybuilding,i started a real bodybuilding diet right away without doing it slowly,one meal after another,and i got rly sick,my stomach just wasnt used to all this new food and i felt ill all the time.After 2 months i started to feel well again when my body finally got used to new food,this could have been avoided if i did it step by step instead of changing everything at once.

[@Daniel-fr1bh]

It's like drug addicts they have to go slowly when recovering or they'll get really sick Of course a diet and drugs are different but you get the idea

[@patersul]

@@Daniel-fr1bh Yeah something like that i guess

[@bobobsen]

So.. what food is similar to wall?

[@patersul]

@@bobobsen Depends what kind of a wall it is 😅.You could start with flour i guess.Im not realy an expert,i guess it's best if you ask a doctor or whatever 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@involith]

months late to reply but yeah- even if food isnt as 'fast' as medication or drugs in terms of when your body adjusts to it in the system, when youre putting something in you, the same thing or same kind of things, near exclusively, your body starts to expect it, so when its suddenly totally deprived of it, a negative reaction will occur, similar to suddenly intaking food thats wildly different from your current diet, let it be in flavor, texture, volume, etc. my brain best compares it to medication bc im on som pills nd am used to the careful process of slowly going on them nd raising the dosage instead of wholeass throwing full two hundo mg antidepressants down my gullet. tdlr if your body forms an expectant relationship with any substance, than going cold turkey on it is a shock to the system and thus will show negative reactions, even if something as casual as food

[@mioszwojtyga5100]

If she drinks so much soda, then why does she buy the cans, buying big bottles is way cheaper

[@CaptainDoomsday]

She also eats the cans after or it doesn't count.

[@nick9115]

Miłosz Wojtyga and the bottled coke tastes better

[@emmb9306]

@@nick9115 no. Ew. Canned is better.

[@nick9115]

Katie Monet no

[@nothinghappens9811]

Also, how is she not fatter than holy hell? 4000 calories of soda a day is pretty intense.

[@zacksreviews2001]

King Kong: *Climbs buildings Godzilla: *Destroys buildings The woman at the beginning of the video: *Eats buildings

[@shoople]

*suc·cu·lent* adjective: 1. (of food) tender, juicy, and tasty. love me some juicy bricks

[@The_Crimson_Fucker]

*Mmm* mouth watering dust!

[@clairifedverified2513]

More concerned about the fact that it is tender.

[@blastfiendsunite420]

Damn it, I wrote almost the exact comment without looking at the rest haha yours is better though 😉

[@JotaC]

Moist bricks hmmm

[@_V.Va_]

Succ.

[@yaboybouttaturnisraelintoi7329]

"Daniel is obsessed with raw meat" based caveman chad

[@arkhanhind2613]

sv3rige was right

[@blidrob]

My ex often ate raw beef with onion. My ex...

[@Guided22]

Interviewer:Oh i see you have a mouse problem. Woman: oh no that's my eating hole.

[@LABmaiL]

She is the evolved form of the kids that ate crayons in kindergarten

[@RagingCookie127]

"Why do you dig a hole each time?" Charlie asking the important questions about a woman who literally eats walls.

[@ocloud7389]

Why doesn’t she just fucking go menards and buy a price of drywall or a brick

[@ocloud7389]

Caleb Hansberry she could buy it and blend it, she could scrape the brick to get bits off

[@schwi5487]

10:25 psychology student here! There is a clinical model named 'Good life Model' that tries to explain disorders. So basically you have two kinds of 'goods'. The primary goods are the ones you strive to obtain, like for example autonomy, social contact, a feeling of easiness,... The secondary goods are basically the actions you take to get the primary goods. So a disorder is when you try to obtain a primary good through unacceptable behavior, or bad secundary goods. Let's take the example of a bad childhood leading to an addiction. The primary good that is not fulfilled is a feeling of easiness because the person did not get enough love in his childhood. To fill this uneasiness they'll try to find different kinds of secundary goods, wich is in this case an addiction to something.

[@Maxer110]

Wow, this is actually pretty fucking interesting

[@KimberRose16]

I can confirm...

[@Pastriedpickle]

When my dad was really abusive with me my siblings and my mom she didn’t want me to think about it so she would buy me sweets so now if i dont want to focus on something i find something thats super sweet so i dont think about it it sucks

[@darkmario3321]

I'm sorry about that. That sounds like it sucks

[@connorbates2756]

That's shitty sorry

[@lemonswsushi3644]

I hope you find some way to tame the "addiction." (It's not really but I don't know what else to call it) That can be really shitty and I wish for the best for you ^^

[@bekkyAMV]

Maybe try out therapy sessions it might help :3

[@katherinewilson1444]

shanna cardenas I hope you're doing okay, I wish only the best for you! Take care and be safe!

[@Bminutes]

penguinz: Why do you dig a fresh hole each time? woman: *Different walls have different tastes.* Well damn, I guess you're right

[@donator6]

She should eat asbestos, my personal favorite. Especially the smell, always taking a good deep breath first after snapping some pieces and eating them.

[@harkple]

mmmmm.. yeah its vv *succulent*

[@cringeycookies500]

She will also be entitled to financial compensation! It's a win win if you ask me

[@SomeDuuude]

Mmm cancer

[@boyinblue.]

You ever smell lead treated wood, god is it a SUCCULENT smell.

[@kirinnarukami4016]

I prefer my lead paint walls

[@enjitodoroki202]

* pours out like 57 colas * Like... Bro you couldn't hand them out instead of wasting them?

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Muh drama.

[@humanbean8590]

Yeah. Donate it to a food bank or homeless shelter.

[@LordOfTheDeceased]

@@humanbean8590 Most food banks don't even accept soda, horrible idea.

[@oftheHowl]

Soda is literally poison to your body, they're doing humanity a favor by dumping them out

[@thejedisonic67]

@@oftheHowl shhhh its good tasting poison thou

[@hogrideeeeer]

Day 47 of growing out the penguinz0 haircut™. I am so attractive now I am even attracting insects and such, however, I am unsure if this is because of my increased sexiness or the fact I haven't showered in a month. I am guessing the former though. Nore updates coming soon - Akdas

[@benmarshall1902]

I eagerly await more updates please keep us posted

[@ShaqNasty557]

I shall wait for updates

[@greenswamponion7330]

I had the Cr1tikal haircut until yesterday when I decided to not look like a homeless man anymore and go to the barber to get a haircut. I got a haircut and I still look homeless

[@nagato1549]

Holy cringe

[@Nitrodino7875]

You're such a comic genius. You deserve to make the jokes for Amy Schumer. Be a GHOST WRITER. BE A GHOST WRITER.

[@Bjrn-nv3ie]

I’m hopelessly addicted to smoking weed and am in desperate need of a swimming pool full of the amount of weed I smoke in a year to show me the error of my ways

[@felhasnalo]

My brother is homeless. Whenever he buys a house, he eats it all up.

[@osuplaeyurreallygood]

thats very sad but you should instead buy houses made of cardboard so he eats that instead of bricks. Cardboard is cheaper so youll be able to keep buying them so he wont go homeless

[@stoopiosproductions3130]

@@osuplaeyurreallygood nah, what he *really* should do, is make a bunch of little miniature paper houses as a huge buffet for his brother, that way they never manage to run out, as long as they keep making them, and it's a very low cost for paper and glue.

[@dragos8839]

@@stoopiosproductions3130 nah fam, corn starch

[@Smokeout48]

OMG SO FUNNY GUYS YOU GUYS ARE GRADE A COMEDIANS WOW GOOD JOB

[@felhasnalo]

@@Smokeout48 dont make fun of mental ilness. crazy people do thhat

[@blacktogami3811]

Charlie: Who cooks steak in a pan? Me: It's literally called pan-seared steak.

[@arieheath7773]

Yeah, and pretty much any restaurant you go to will cook their steak that way. Or they broil it.

[@sergioantuna6732]

I didnt understand that either, I always Cook my steak on a pan.

[@spooky6703]

@@sergioantuna6732 If you don't have space for a grill, how the fuck else are you gonna cook it? A match?

[@TESkyrimizer]

Proof that Charlie is an alien pretending to be human

[@divinecervine]

charlie sincerely has absolutely atrocious food tastes. he doesn't know dick when it comes to good food.

[@menaarmanious9711]

Lol

[@user-mq8lg6jd8e]

4 Mexicans I’m dying 😂

[@TheShadowWolf1]

*4 mexicans*

[@felixgutierrez993]

Fucking eating four mexicans! xD

[@zoopdterdoobdter5743]

>Three comments expressing amusement at the prospect of eating Mexicans. >Implied: would sooner eat 20-cars than 4-brown people. I sense a Buzzfeed article being written. 🧐

[@zestysword]

I mean, one is eating metal the other is fucking cannibalism. Somebody also ate a fucking plane before so eating a car isn't really out of the question.

[@hey_its_kev]

“Who cooks steak in a pan?” Gordan Ramsey: 🤨