The Secret of Wives Who Still Like Their Husbands

[@thewisestsage3638]

"... We just arnt as loud about it" well, maybe just not in public 😂

[@wimsylogic65]

Been with my husband for over 21 years now. 😊 This is sound advice.

[@jaklumen]

Over 25 years here, and I concur. Come say hi to both of us if you canmake a livestream-- we're often there!

[@hubster6381]

I won't lie. I did watch this thinking the last one would be because he uses male grooming product X. I was very happy to be proved wrong.😊

[@PJOZeus]

She’s definitely done things like that before and the second the list came out honestly did look if it had the ‘this video is sponsored’ bit Shame it has to be ruined by prior work and can’t just listen, odd topic or not

[@bluesbest1]

The moment she brought up good hygiene, my hand went to my mouse. Even before my eyes went to the absent "Paid Promotion", I was getting ready to back out because of past experience.

[@PJOZeus]

@@bluesbest1 real shame it's got to that point

[@Nerobyrne]

Other than soap lol

[@Nerobyrne]

​@@bluesbest1why do so many people blame the victims instead of the perpetrators? Because the victims are available.

[@sajohnson09]

Man, who knew the key to a good relationship was simply not hating the other person for being their own person. Truly wild times we live in indeed when the simplest thing has been made so impossible for a large amount of people.

[@duskhuber7628]

I've never heard the phrase "eat like a total raccoon" before and I love it.

[@WarsmithThanatos]

Not really sure what that means.

[@foncywoolsocksiii923]

They're called trash pandas for a reason, lol 😂

[@zebedeesummers4413]

raccoon are known to eat out of trash bins. So it's just a fun way to say she tried to eat decent (not trash.) ​@@WarsmithThanatos

[@WarsmithThanatos]

@@zebedeesummers4413 Oh. Here where I live they are called "Waschbären", meaning washing bears and known for cleanliness because they wash their food. But that makes more sence

[@robertplumer9487]

Reality of a monogamous marriage. Sex when you want it and help with life stuff.

[@nicolasandresmartinez-cond126]

"We just aren't as loud about it" well, you were on a roll until now 😂😂😂😂

[@GildedZ]

oh thank god this wasnt a tiege hanley ad

[@GoodOldGamer]

Loyalty, respect and reciprocation. Give a man these, and you'll get to go to Pound Town on the regular. Don't, and he won't even put the truck in drive.

[@foncywoolsocksiii923]

Nothing kills the libido faster than a nasty attitude.

[@Allan_aka_RocKITEman]

Lauren: Remember, having a _vasectomy_ means never having to say *_"YOU'RE WHAT?!"_* {This is mainly in the response to Lauren's final words.} 😉🤭

[@tomsmith6513]

is that her name? Lauren? I'm going to have to write that down

[@Allan_aka_RocKITEman]

@@tomsmith6513>>> The fact I actually remember it is probably a minor miracle...😊

[@foncywoolsocksiii923]

​@@Allan_aka_RocKITEmanGive yourself more credit!

[@BushidoBasher]

😂😂😂 Those are 5 basic common decencies every normal person should know! Go forth and bone-tiply! You know it, Dadvocate! Gotta keep the 200% investment going!

[@StrudellyDoodle]

Sounds like a happy life and a happy wife. Just not only a happy wife. Kudos

[@foncywoolsocksiii923]

Happy spouse, happy house. Goes both ways. 😊

[@8Phoenix8]

@@foncywoolsocksiii923facts :)

[@chrisomalley1105]

So refreshing and good to hear that it's still possible!

[@soniyashi]

Rather be a boring nerdy couple than a couple who can't communicate outside of being loud and spontaneous. Because when things have to get serious you can't rely on the later for anything.

[@fritz1990]

Not gonna pray for your birth control. We need more people in the world that have been raised by parents like you and your husband.

[@Frostaltered]

Itd be very awkward to be this lady’s kids and them watching tiktoks of their mom talk about boning their dad 😅 but im glad they have a good relationship together and im glad they can stay happy together

[@timwildauer5063]

“Very bonable” 😂

[@iamthewalrus8391]

Very bonable, very mindful, very demure

[@jaklumen]

Live chats call TJ Tripod Johnson for a reason

[@myopiniongoodyouropinionbad]

“Out-boning”

[@Appl_Jax]

Ok guys, you know on next stream, if she's yappin', she's bonin'. 😂

[@foncywoolsocksiii923]

How to shut a woman up 101: Boning Ed. 😅

[@Chill-mm4pn]

As a happily married man I agree! Also had my vasectomy! 😂👍🏿❤

[@Zeivusgaming]

As a girl, you are physically attractive. Even without makeup

[@freespeech7747]

I pray for your birth control 😊

[@foncywoolsocksiii923]

💀🤣

[@daemonsca]

😂😂

[@locodude2326]

So let me get this straight... You have a healthy relationship and want to openly express your affection for your partner, right? Because another possible interpretation is that you are now using KZbin videos as an outlet to vent how much of a thirst trap your husband is, and you're hoping to get more action if he sees these. And honestly, I'm here for both. Aggressive positivity and happiness for the win. You get it, girl! (Also, as a straight guy, I gotta say that your man do be looking fine. Mad respect from me. Mercy be upon him when the Doom boss music starts playing and he looks up to see you about to go feral on him.)

[@foncywoolsocksiii923]

Wifey and I are celebrating 24 years together on Halloween. Still going strong. Nothing boring about that nerd life! Iykyk. 😏😉

[@lightningthetrueshadowlxp398]

Nice 👌win for healthy respectful marriage

[@ncscoobysnack]

And as a husband I allways make sure the experience ends on a positive note for my wife😊

[@elisarambo1]

11 (coming up on 12) years here for me and the hubs. Still very boneable 😅 The unhappy wife shtick is old and makes me very sad for other people.

[@dukeonwheels]

What do you need birth control for? Endometriosis?

[@chargeo1]

not gonna lie the ending is what got me. talk about a crazy ad for loving certain baked goods

[@FThaxton-o2u]

This is actually really fun and interesting video and the payoff line is priceless

[@JoeGirotti]

The look at the end makes me feel she was serious about the prayers.

[@dstokes8484]

That ending got me! 😂😂😂

[@fac3th3wolf]

"Not feeling like the default parent" is a new one to me. I didn't know moms could have a problem with it. I'll definitely remember that.

[@anthonytippett5997]

That last line about birth control☠️😆😆😆

[@Shinotenshi56]

Omg this is so true. My wife and I been married for 15 years and we bone. Lol

[@107uptown]

The respect part.

[@annies9997]

18 years. I still can’t get enough.

[@InfamousShark]

20 years. All still true

[@Voiced]

"Pray for your birth control" No. No, I don't think I will. We need more good daughters and sons in the world.

[@jaklumen]

What little she has shared re: her kiddos is indeed wholesome

[@mexicantwistedjoker]

😂yess that’s my husband we been together 11 years going strong 💪 he loves me for me and so much more

[@CM38110]

I literally talked to my husband about this yesterday that we've been together for nearly 10 years and still like each other and are attracted to each other. We're also a boring nerdy couple. He sent me this 😂

[@DarkSpyroPlays]

You’re both very lucky to wanna put effort forward for the other.. a lot of em just wanna bail once someone else comes along.

[@markziegler9039]

Lucky man😊

[@thud717]

That intro tho😂

[@donspafford414]

I’ll believe it when I see it.

[@jaklumen]

Have you been to livestreams, then? Have you heard the legend of Tripod Johnson? No?

[@sophiakennett8708]

I doubt you're gonna see them bone but I suppose one can dream lmao

[@Jento]

​@@jaklumenThink he's saying that he wants to see them bone. 😂

[@Allan_aka_RocKITEman]

Lauren: *_"...and lets me talk about a bunch of stupid stuff..."_* There is no shortage of THAT in the 2020s...🤦‍♂️

[@jaklumen]

Yus, but we love Lauren's "stupid" stuff. Plus Cimmy lets me yap

[@Allan_aka_RocKITEman]

@@jaklumen>>> 👍

[@vermontvoice13]

Love this!

[@MerculiarchSyn]

As a representative of the Trash Pandas of America, I find this to be offensive! Please issue an apology, preferably with a ukulele.

[@MrBuns-yi2hk]

Hygiene is the biggest one I swear. I can't go down if you smell like last 2 week old tuna salad or brocolli chicken.

[@her_biggest_fan]

Merrr 😍😍😍😍

[@AdrianColley]

"are out boning" is not the same as "are outboning"

[@yeetrreet2453]

wtf does "bone" mean?

[@bonedawg109]

*pours one of for the BC*

[@PH0BES]

What does bone mean?

[@rebekahjimenez2808]

It means they regularly have "sexy time."

[@jaklumen]

Bow chika bow wow

[@j.p.5716]

If you are being serious, sexual intercourse.

[@PH0BES]

@@jaklumen what?

[@paudiedaly22]

​@@PH0BES It's a common term used to say "doing the deed". It's a common term and I'd say that it mostly helps videos like this to still be shown and not get demonetized by YT's strict algorithm that is hyper sensitive to such words, regardless of what the actual video is about. I hope that this answers your question. Have a nice day

[@tompatchak8706]

He does the boning

[@Jento]

You're assuming no strap-on is involved.

[@ط-ط9]

I am your sister from Yemen, and by Allah I only spoke out of hunger and distress. My mother, my brothers, and I lessons and tears. We are in a situation that only God knows about. God is sufficient for us, and He is the best disposer of affairs for those who broughtOh people, we are your sisters, by God 😭😭😭 We do not even find a loaf of bread inside the house that would satisfy you, oh nation of Muhammad. People are brothers. Oh God, make your righteous servants subservient to us. Oh God, make your righteous servants subservient to us. My appeal to every Muslim, oh Lord, if he sees this message, may He prolong his life, make him happy, and cover him. May God reward him. God is sufficient for me, and He is the best disposer of affairs. There is no power or strength except with God. Oh people, oh nation of Muhammad, oh people of goodness, oh people of mercy. We are your sisters and your children. By God, we do not even find a loaf of bread inside the house that would satisfy you. Oh nation of Muhammad, I only spoke out of extreme hunger and distress. My mother, sisters, and I are displaced from our homes because of the war. We are in a state that no one knows about except God. God is sufficient for us, and He is the best disposer of affairs, against those who brought us to this state 💔💔 By God Almighty, I only wrote this appeal out of extreme poverty and poverty, oh people. I beg you by God Almighty, Lord of the Mighty Throne, that I do not have food at home. By God, my brothers and sisters have been sitting around for two days. Without food, by God our situation is very difficult, we are 4 people in the house and my father passed away and there is no one to support us and we live in a rented house and we cannot pay the rest of the rent. I am not lying to you nor deceiving you nor cheating you. I am a Yemeni girl displaced because of the war between me and my family over a rent dispute and the owner of the house. By God, my brother comes every day and humiliates us and talks about us and wants us to go out to the street because we are unable to pay him the rent. The neighbors saw us crying and talked to the neighbors again and gave us a deadline until the end of the week and we swore to God to let us out of the street now we are in arrearsof 60 thousand Yemeni riyals for 3 months rent may God have mercy on us our country is suffering because of this war and we do not find our daily sustenance and we live my mother and sisters our father passed away may God have mercy on him and we do not have anyone in the world to come to us in these harsh circumstances my little sisters went out to the street and saw the neighbors eating and stood at their door giving them even a piece of bread and by God in whose hand is the heavens and the earth they closed the door and kicked them out and they came back crying dying of hunger no one has mercy on them and now the holiday has come back to me if no one of us helps us with a kilo of flour by God we will die of hunger brother I seek refuge in God and then in you and I want your help for the sake of God I ask you by God you love goodness and help me even if it is about the rent of the house send me a WhatsApp message on this number 00967772168484 and ask for my card name and send it and do not delay may God compensate you with all good My little sisters, look at their situation and help us and save us before they throw us out into the street and humiliate us or my family and I die of hunger. We ask you by God, if you are able to help us, do not delay on us, and may God reward you with good.'~~_«%•&»_~~_~&:»'////;&&;&;&;;&🎉😢😢😢😢;&;&&&//&..,!~~~♡♡♡~~~♡~♡~•~•~•~•~♡~♡~♡~;l.i.i.i.i.i.l.|--.|;^];`,’',|,..،،,..،.،،..،`,.,`,.,`,,,.`, .,`,.,`,.,`,«««~-♡~♡~♡~~•~•~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡♡♡~~~:&;.”?~:~¡~¡~¡~;I.i.i.i.i.i,ﾟ;,⌐,:ﾟ;,⌐:,ﾟ;,⌐,ﾟ;,⌐,ﾟ,،،..،.،،..،.،،..،.،،.،.،.،،،،..،.،،.،،..،.،،..Π↑]:،,,|..،،،..،،،.،،.،،.,.،،.............

[@ط-ط9]

نحن مسنا الضر وين الامه الاسلاميه بكيت متنا من القهر لمن اشكي يا ناس نحن نموت من الجوع والله ماتكلمت الا من جوع ومن ضيق الحال انا وكامل اسرتي تشردنا من بيوتنا بَسَبَبَ الَحَرَبَ نَحَنَ فَيَ حَالَهَ لَايَعَلَمَ بَهَا الَا الَلَهَ حَسَبَنَا الَلَهَ وًّنَعَمَ الَوكيَلَ فَيَ مَنَ اوًّصَلَنَا الَى هَاذا الَحَالَ والله تعبت من هذا الدنيا والله ياخوان تعبت اختك في حال ميعلم به الا الله وًّالَلَهَ الَعَظَيَمَ مَا كتَبَتَ هَذا الَمَنَاشَدَهَ غَيَرَ مَنَ الَضَيَقَ وّالَفَقَر يَاعَالَمَ حَسَوّا فَيَنَا ارَجَوّكمَ وّالَلَهَ الَعَظَيَمَ رَبَ الَعَرَشَ الَعَظَيَمَ انَه الَاكلَ مَا فَيَ عَنَدَيَ بَالَبَيَتَ وًّالَلَهَ يَا اخَوّانَيَ انَهَ اخَوًّنَيَ بَقَعَدَوًّ بَالَيَوًّمَيَنَ مَافَى اكلَ وًّالَلَهَ وًّضَعَنَا كثَيَرَ صَعَبَ نَحَنَ ٥نَفَرَ دَاخَلَ الَبَيَتَ وًّابَيَ مَتَوًّفَيَ وًّلَا يَوًّجَدَ مَنَ يَعَوًّلَ عَلَيَنَا وًّسَاكنَيَنَ فَيَ بَيَتَ اجَارَ لَانَسَتَطَيَعَ دَفَعَ الَاجَارَ الَلَيَ بَاقَيَ عَلَيَنَا انَيَ دخلة على الله ثمَّ عليكِ اني في وجه الله ثم في وجهك اني اترجاك اتوسل اليك تساعدني لوجه الله. الله يَأْخي منَ الصَبَاحُ حُتا الان يَحُرّم علينا الاكل غير الماء اني اقسم بالله العلي العظيم على كتاب الله اني بنت يتيمه من ومعي اخوان صغار اقسم بالله على كتاب الله ان اخوتي ماعاد يقدرو ينطقو بكلمة من شدت الجوع وبيتنا ايجار وصاحب البيت مقدر ضروفنا يريد الإجار او بيخرجنا إلى الشارع و اني اسالك بالله وانشدك بمحمد رسول الله يا اخي لوانت مسلم وتحب الخير انك تساعدني بقدر استطاعتك ان تتواصل معي او تراسلني وتساب على هذا الرقم [phone] وتطلباسم بطاقتي وترسلي ولا تتاخر وايعوضك الله بكل خير فيااخي انت رجال إذا شفت اسرتك جاوعين تعمل المستحيل من اجل تامن لهم الاكل ولكن انابنت عيني بصيره ويدي قصيره ليس لي اب مثلك يسمح دمعتى ويحمينى من الذل والاهانة .🥺واخواني سغار ساعدنا انقذنا قبل أن يطردونا في الشارع نتبهدل او نموت من الجوع انا اقسم بالله الذي رفع سبع سموات بلا عمد وبسط الارض ومهداني لااكذب عليك بحرف من هذا الرساله واني ماطلبتك إلى من ضيق وقسوت الضروف والحال الذي احنافيه واني وأسرتي نسالك بالله لولك مقدره على مساعدتنا انك لتاخر علينا احنا في اشد الحاجة والضروف القاسيه جزاك الله خير الجزا وحسبي الله ونعم الوكيل في من يقول اني نصابه من الافضل عندما لا تعلم ضروف الخارين تلتزم الصمت لا حول ولا قوه الا بالله الذي يقدر يساعدنا يتصلبي فديو ويشوف وضعنا لنفسه;-'-"!;'(')"\|\(/()\|¶€;:(:)'|\€\>|\≧@♡♤♤♤♤♡........😢😢..............

[@ascherreinberg8826]

I pray u find a job