The Secret Santa | Chris & Jack

[@RyanGeorge]

I love you guys so much

[@Coriander1988]

Hey it's ryan Jeorg

[@mirasbrush4607]

Catchphrase.

[@Soul-Burn]

Hey I just came from your "How do dogs see Xmas" video! Nice seeing you here!

[@r00ben]

All this time I thought going to every house in one night was difficult for Santa. It turns out it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@lazy-j-453]

Same

[@TomSka]

Always love a dead Santa

[@terriljones3037]

🤫 No witnesses

[@schizophrenicandroid]

I hope you're doing well Tom!

[@sgtstull]

ZantaClaws is coming to town

[@FirebaII0]

Zantaclaws 3

[@embracethemeowmeow4541]

Dead Santa just makes a Zanta

[@Huntracony]

Every year, millions of santas get ready to die, drink the milk, live, only to find out it was plant-based milk when the dispose-elf shows up.

[@JinKee]

A dispose-elf always gets his man, WITH A STEEL CHAIR.

[@thebenforever]

So wait, how many dispose-elfs are there?

[@Petal316]

@@thebenforeveras many as there needs to be.

[@hosungyoo7601]

​@@Petal316 so did the dispose elves prestiged themselves and theh have the same self destruct milk lactose contingency or is there a dispose elf but in reindeer form and they were generically engineer to expire after the elves expire?

[@minhhoangnguyen8819]

@@hosungyoo7601I think since Santa have magic so can the elf, which make every dispose elfs have magic too, teleportation specifically

[@Corridor]

I don’t know how you guys make every one a banger, but you do.

[@boleestudio]

Tell jordan grimboy said hey

[@CatInTheBoxStudios]

Interesting, two of my favorite content creators in the same place... it really is Christmas!

[@muneeb-khan]

I really appreciate that some of my my favorite creators were also waiting for the new skits just like me. Just goes to show how great this channel is.

[@Jeroen_Ech]

Oh good, you guys know eachother? Cross over please.

[@astroorbis]

CORRIDOR! Nice seeing you here!

[@parkerbailey5943]

Even as a Clone Santa, he can't actually give a middle finger. There is still goodness in him!

[@altcommand]

Are you sure he's a clone? Maybe watch the last nanosecond of the video and think again!

[@israsaleh]

@@altcommandthey’re evolving

[@StarryxNight5]

He's a bad seed. The lactose intolerance didn't get installed properly. He's still out there, somewhere.

[@spaceengineeringempire4086]

There hard wired to not offend anyone. It will destroy there spinal cord.

[@joca3885]

Could have also been a callback to the reason he was placed on the naughty list.

[@DavidTheBaker]

“Then you ain’t paying attention” 😂😂😂

[@BongosandBonobos]

That got me good

[@strateks9611]

Yooo david i love your vids

[@P_I_G_G_A]

Hey why do you have darker checkmark then other creators that commented on this video

[@plina178]

This bit was too real lol

[@Peach.cobbler]

That Jack Frost rap was amazing.

[@MrSimpleton]

"I got beard magic, this thing'll be past my tits by tuesday." Is my new favourite Chris and Jack quote.

[@person6771]

I was looking for this comment 😆

[@RKroese]

I have tit magic, can fling em across my shoulders by wednesday.

[@SpammingY]

"See you when you're sleeping, know when you're awake" I'm SO glad I'm not the only one who's thought of this!

[@Alax881]

Exactly

[@eg_manifest510]

same here lol

[@superj1e2z6]

I really love when the twists always recontextualizes a joke.

[@FlamingElmo]

Yes.

[@dakotadove.]

i’m glad someone is finally shining some light on the huge problem that is santa disposal with the rise of milk alternatives. kids think they’re doing something good by leaving out oat milk but then the elves have to go through all the work of hunting down and disposing of these rogue santa’s

[@SebastianJVW]

I would assume that because the food/drink left out for Santa varies between countries, they can probably modify the wormholes to adjust. The ones going to the UK are allergic to sherry, the Australian ones are allergic to beer, etc.

[@KairuHakubi]

they're milking OATS!!!

[@wyzer9]

As long as they get them before they evolve. They have to mix Yeti with the clone juice to keep them frostproof.

[@julienolke]

"wow, cool, fresh idea"... defs my favourite Chris and Jack video to date.

[@kamilpoznan6530]

Am I really seeing Julie here? Or have I accidentally eaten some special cookies?

[@incredulouschordate]

So glad you're a Chris and Jack fan. They need way more fame!

[@davidhahnert2914]

Julia, Chris, and Jack should all collaborate on something. That would be epic.

[@assillehmaidi2104]

This is your favorite video to date? Why would you date a video?

[@kyle.at.Tonic.Pictures.]

I hope you have a fantastic day

[@Kyrbi0]

Unreal levels of writing & acting. The pledge, the turn, THE PRESTIGE!

[@danielshults5243]

I cannot fathom how you two do not have Key and Peele levels of fame.

[@yoda5436]

in all fairness one of their voices kinda does lol

[@jaxtvgaming228]

I think this is a higher quality than any key and peele ive seen lol (dont get me wrong k and p are funny as crap just that technically this takes the cake).

[@AdrianOkay]

Key and Peele aren't something out of this world but they have been consistently making content for 20 years so it's almost impossible to dethrone them

[@Christopher-777]

who is key and peele

[@ChickenPizza]

Because they didn't have a show on Comedy Central...

[@soultvo]

I love the idea that when he says he is above the list, he quite literally is an outlier because he isn’t even supposed to exist, expected to die before the end of Christmas Eve he’s a ghost… one of Christmas past

[@ParodyHat]

Damn

[@IsaqueSimões-r8t]

Who's properly rockin' the monopoly moustache

[@DrAmazing]

I love the implication that it's easier to dispose of millions of dead Santa clones, than it is to deliver millions of presents.

[@SoakieCat]

The elfs hate Santa so much that it brings them joy and heightens their morale when they get to haul off a dead santa

[@kritikalmatix]

they just poof into the snow in the area so the real santa without the milk allergy get no snow that year

[@Badusername1506]

Yeah that sounds way easier

[@2nd-place]

This was a genuine twist I didn’t see coming. Often comedy skits online just end when it has been “funny enough for a while.” This was legit good, wow.

[@saydeegirl]

Every time I thought I knew where this sketch was going, I was wrong. lol you guys crack me up

[@saydeegirl]

BRUH i commented halfway through the video and WHAT - another plot twist 🤣

[@KairuHakubi]

it's funny, I always know the approximate mood and what kind of gags are going to appear in these, but the actual plots? They get me every time.

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

WHAT a SKETCH!!! The density of puns, the deep lore, the horrifying existential Prestige mindfuck. Santa bless Chris & Jack.

[@xXxMycheM4lifexXx]

The way Jack says 'Don't make me do it' absolutely destroyed my lungs, I broke down laughing

[@brycewalburn3926]

He barely held it together 😂

[@dynamicgecko1213]

Yeah, exactly. I dont know why that got me so much 😄

[@rdear]

I can't get enough of the way Jack delivers the line: "I sometimes include batteries and I sometimes just don't include batteries!"

[@isaacpianos5208]

What's the matter, mall boy?? Are you upset that Santa is real and he is VILE

[@benjidaniel5595]

The Prestige, The lactose contingency, omg, your writing is so always so good. That’s it, I’m becoming a patreon member right now

[@jacobsalmi5582]

A dispoself great writing XD

[@ChairyCrasher]

Lactose intolerant, is not an allergy to milk btw.

[@R2121]

@@ChairyCrasher To quote a dead Santa: "You're clearly not paying attention." The Lactose Contingency IS an allergy to milk. He's not doubling over with gas, his system is shutting down as his body violently rejects the lactose he just consumed. Also, I liked that he knowingly drank the milk while trying to be defiant. He didn't have to, the Dispoself didn't have a weapon as far as we know.

[@ChairyCrasher]

@@R2121 lactose contingency is not an allergy, if it was, you they would die. Unlike food allergies, food intolerances do not involve the immune system.

[@R2121]

@@ChairyCrasher 3:43 "Each clone is programmed with what I like to call the Lactose Contingency: A fatal ALLERGY to milk!" The Santa clone explicitly calls it an allergy. The point is the clones die when they drink milk.

[@Pl-iNK]

I WAS NOR EXPECTING A PRESTIGE REFERENCE TO BE A CORE PART OF THE PLOT BUT I AM NOT MAD. I’ll stop it with the caps this was excellent thank you.

[@TheDeaf424242]

"I see you when you're sleeping I know when youre awake" that part got me omg

[@smoovey3925]

Chris’ facial range while Jack describes scenarios is nothing short of amazing! You guys are the best!

[@terminurtle]

WHAT THE HECK?!?! This was SOOO GOOD!!! I need a feature length version of this ASAP! This is going to be an annual watch for sure haha!

[@piccalillipit9211]

that was so f-king good.

[@adamcharming]

I would watch this movie

[@its.thered]

I honestly think this would be an absolute massive banger as a feature length movie

[@amos7458]

So good! And shout out to the editor for that seamless cut with the milk in the same spot at 5:59.

[@allieasay8384]

The clone explanation of how santa gets everywhere is almost exactly like the explanation in Dimension 20 Unsleeping City 😂

[@devoncampbell3607]

Except in D20, all the clones are sent to new york to quietly expire

[@allieasay8384]

@@devoncampbell3607 that's Santa con baby!

[@alecLogan]

@@devoncampbell3607 _Defective_ clones. It’s unstated exactly how the normal ones expire, iirc.

[@cartergross1716]

I was looking for this comment

[@olgagaming5544]

Whats Dimension 20 Unsleeping City/

[@ryanhart5518]

10/10 sketch. Had me dying from lactose

[@aarontom]

How did this skit get better and better with every line?!

[@willzyx23]

It's like a reverse SNL sketch.

[@Niltenstein]

This is like a meeting point for comedy skit KZbinrs for some reason

[@viddog6457]

Yeah ikr it’s like the “everyone’s here” from Smash Bros

[@MrDanSurround]

​@@viddog6457Lol

[@ChrisandJack]

Merry Chrissmith and a Happy Jack De Santa everyone! We hope you enjoyed the sketch :) If you'd like to see the deleted scenes, outtakes, and director commentary they're all up on our patreon now! www.patreon.com/chrisandjack

[@IrishAndy855]

The Patreon link doesn't work ✌

[@DavidTurull]

I agree. I also tried the patreon link and it doesn't work.

[@DavidTurull]

They must have fixed the link because it works now.

[@djungelskog132]

Whaoaaa

[@benvoliothefirst]

IMMEDIATELY reposting this to Santa Camp as required curriculum for all incoming Santas. Highest praise.

[@WhitneyAvalon]

This is GREAT!

[@DPadGamer]

The lore, the twists, the christmas cheer. Good stuff!

[@AliLightfoot]

This is a top tier of all time sketch, not just for Christmas. Happy Chrismas & Jack the Halls.

[@mudkipmadness7072]

When he removed his coat at 5:27 I thought he was going to say "I'm a stripper Santa" 😭

[@НиколайДемидов-ь8ж]

Nah, Mole Santa pun was too obvious.

[@closeben]

When you realise this is basically like the deluxe Christmas version of The White Room. You guys are true genius.

[@leonestello]

😮☝️ 6:52... You've literally Fed me 💖 Quite literally, you've fed me ... Thank you so much Chris and Jack👉👈

[@Austin-hm6qq]

This is easily one of your best sketches. I love the classic trope into a goofy breakdown you normally do, but this one is just straight zingers into a twist. I'd put it right up there with the white room and groundhog day. Killed it

[@dinoz2113]

😂yes 😂

[@stephanstanzione]

Chris & Jack are the greatest sketch comedy duo on YT - I can never get enough of their writing and chemistry

[@InfamousSwoosh]

"how big is your sack?" "thats a personal question" "wait what.. no-" *burp* best part of the video lol

[@benjaminwyatt]

i was really hoping at 5:50 he was going to say "why don't you check it twice."

[@StacheMoney]

This is probably my favorite depiction of Santa of all time. You guys are always hilarious, but I'm also consistently blown away by the dramatic performances you guys incorporate. Great performers in every respect. Keep up the amazing work and Happy Holidays!

[@andybaio]

This needs to be optioned for a full-length film. You just wrote the first Christmas sci-fi comedy thriller.

[@stevedaenginerd]

This. Is. AWESOME!!! Thanks Julie for point these guys out to me! 😂

[@dromieo.of.syracuse]

Same

[@NevTheDeranged]

oh friendos, if you're new here you got a LOT of great sketches to watch! Buckle up!

[@erint5001]

@@NevTheDerangeddef subscribing this was effing hilarious. Thank you Julie for linking this playlist!!!

[@cleo4922]

7:16 Don’t miss it!

[@OptimusGamingOnline]

A hero...

[@elskieuwu]

i missed it

[@alecniven3192]

The Comedy, The Drama, The TWIST!!! All perfection

[@VicJang]

This is SO incredibly good. The creativity in the writing is unbelievable. I found your channel through Ryan and Julie. I’ll be sticking around.

[@TheEditor4587]

3:03 Ok, so depending on whether or not advent calendars have 24 or 25 days. He is either 329.8 years old or 343.5 years old. I know the number of days on an advent calendar is different depending on location, tradition, etc.

[@velominus124]

My brother, I love you

[@TheEditor4587]

@@velominus124 I was literally just bored 😂

[@velominus124]

@@TheEditor4587 no no, it’s all good, I did the exact same thing

[@christianwilliams4242]

I calculated it as 425 years based on a 31 day December. I think you're right about the advent calendars being less now that I think about it

[@dukeofburgerz5225]

This is absolutely incredible. The pacing is on point and I was totally caught off guard. You guys rock!

[@ARavingLobster]

Oh man, the fake out at the end where he survived. I really hope we get a sequel this year, this character is honestly one of their best!

[@8Sigurd]

Absolute classic, basically an ethalon of Chris and Jack. An immense joy to watch.

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

Ethalon (String Expression) - Expression to use when Type=Equals. The rule passes if the string representation of Ethalon matches the data element content. What did you mean by this

[@8Sigurd]

@@LazarusIsBackBaby There's another meaning to this word, it means "a perfect representative of its kind". This skit represents humor and skills of Chris and Jack perfectly, in my opinion. If someone would like to get to know what this channel is about, I would suggest them to watch this particular video, as an ethalon.

[@gumptionous]

@@8Sigurd etalon* no "h" in there, it's the standard by which one judges something

[@zacharymatthews5127]

This is, undoubtedly, one of the most underrated videos I've seen on this platform. This is some seriously top quality content. Clever writing, well delivered, and paced from start to finish!

[@folarinosibodu]

Love how Jack just by default looks like Santa.

[@willzyx23]

Jack DeSanta

[@ThePersmo]

Holy crap guys. Not only is the cinematography and sound really good but you have such interesting sketch stories. The plot twist in this one was hilarious. You just enhanced my lunch break. Well done and thank you!

[@mjjjermaine]

The concept itself is hilarious, but the execution as always is top notch

[@Greensidewaysface]

*pours milk intimidatingly* 5:42

[@lukelicursi6737]

10/10. I love the lore for the milk and cookies!!

[@lukebardinas]

😏 5:14 😟 I can’t stop laughing at that 180° facial change with the bell 🤣

[@JonasRaphaelKallasch]

Your sketches are just on a whole other level every time. You guys deserve so many more views.

[@NorthernWhisper]

Honestly.. This raised the bar. Absolutely incredible execution! Hilarious and well written. One of your best sketches, easily!

[@ollie220077]

I follow have subscribed to thousands of Channels over the 10+ years I have had this youtube account, but I rarely if ever leave any comment on a video. I'm just so happy to have you guys back making video's. I love the format of the shorts and I find you guys so funny. Thank you so much for coming back! Happy Christmas!

[@vanceamazing9745]

I noticed he used his ring fingers at the end. This skit is priceless.

[@DogsNotGods]

3:45 great subtle JP reference!

[@JonTheGeek]

You can never predict where these sketches go.

[@TBergeron]

"We got a Silent Night." 🤣Brilliant!

[@pkre707]

That Santa smile bit was so good!!

[@felicote]

As much as I enjoy the other channels participating in this, you guys are on a different level. How do you not have millions of subs?

[@ericdculver]

The lore! So good.

[@woogywips]

Oh man, I was NOT expecting the Prestige and Jurassic Park references. So perfectly twisted, lol

[@sarahelisabeth247]

“then you ain’t paying attention😉” was PERFECT

[@ahadmrauf]

This was great! Thanks to Julie and Ryan for directing me to your channel, I've already binged a few videos and I'm sure I'll watch more after work :)

[@DillonSeymour]

It actually makes sense that he would eat his own reindeer because he doesn’t need his slay to deliver the presents

[@7Comic7mischief7]

"Then ya ain't paying attention." This may be one of my favorites. Very "white room" vibes

[@christianwatson4337]

The Clone Santa sounds like he’s subtly being possessed by the mustache of Daniel Plainview

[@dalekman8945]

Wait this was the funniest chris and jack video in a while! Really loved it.

[@broskydoodle6697]

The twists in this are unironically fantastic

[@kennytvn]

What a rollercoaster of emotions, incredibly well done

[@kamakshya3107]

Wow that's an twist I won't have ever expected....

[@cjokersl]

The twists and turns from this sketch were insane!!

[@spacereaper8283]

I need this as a full movie!

[@Turbopreston]

I always wait for that moment the sketch turns! The M. Night Shyamalan of sketch comedy! Love it!

[@Noodle.in.oodles]

Well, I have a new Christmas tradition now! I'll be watching this every year with my brother for the holidays. Thank you guys!

[@_ZORDON_]

Chris’ acting chops on full display here. Jack too

[@deathbloom27]

Just amazing. Absolutely genius. I'd watch an entire film with this plot 😂

[@shaneducholke364]

I found you for the Comedy Cause from Julie, George, Christian and Nat and you guys are hilarious! Consider me subscribed! I have been watching some of your videos and you guys are genius's and I cannot understand how you don't have more followers. The twists and turns in the writing is incredible!!

[@alicenham]

I've learned to expect the unexpected with your endings.... and yet you still surprise me! I love it!

[@ELFudgeOreos]

You guys knocked it out of the park. This made me smile so much

[@RowieSundog]

That makeup job is absolutely stunning

[@ef4593]

The quality of these videos NEVER fails to amaze me! Another awesome sketch 🫡

[@agoodfriend7012]

The ending was so dramatic and then the outro music was so cheerful.

[@yuui9183]

That was incredible. This might be my favourite skit so far!

[@TheCebulon]

After watching this, I know why “I love you so much”. (Which is the most liked comment) The Prestige plot is GENIUS! Nothing else! Absolutely amazing. Thank yoy.

[@arianamariemajere1693]

Tots awesome as always. Both the video and you/your team. Great cause and thank you!🎅🏻

[@Toxic8arbarian]

Anyone who has the power to judge the power of someone else can not be judged under that power

[@seth5847]

"or maybe.. IM LYING, I DON'T OWE YOU THE TRUTH, MALLBOY"

[@jonahwolfe3396]

I was not expecting that twist at the end, well done!

[@raymundoii]

1:45 Honestly the gift cost level can be explained away by the cost to maintain the use of the gift and still making it enjoyable to the kid; "Rich kid presents" usually require batteries, game discs, or an uptick in the electricity bill, which lower income households can not maintain.

[@dljennings]

This 6 minute sketch had no right to be this brilliant

[@cds5506]

You guys are the best. I always get a warm joy when I see you've posted a new video. Feels like visiting a friend.