The Secret To Getting Laid

This is the greatest love technique of All Time
I'm live every day / moistcr1tikal

[@basicallysubhuman8823]

“You can accuse her of just about anything” My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[@EatyourWafflesplease]

honestly I'd be dtf immediately

[@anakinskywalker3480]

“I want my father back you son of a bitch.” -Inigo Montoya

[@lciav]

That actually might work

[@bayzid8436]

Prepare to die by my weiner- Inigo Montoya

[@SPACEDOUT19]

@@EatyourWafflesplease oh, first you kill his dad and now you want to do premarital sex? not so fast

[@sagarshankar6644]

I tried every step and now i have a court date.

[@VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV]

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[@brilon8574]

Damn you really just did all that in 3minutes, the real master from the video only needs 2, pathetic

[@neonoir__]

Different kind of date you were looking for, but a date none the less

[@maxfax4781]

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[@ancapeancape9829]

And a swallowed cheek

[@dingusmcscrungophd5219]

There's nothing hotter than a man explaining a woman's own anatomy to her like she doesn't know.

[@firstname1472]

I mean both of them probably don’t know, it’s not like they study that. Just because u have a body doesn’t mean u understand it.

[@ssadfaceemoji]

Lmao

[@ssadfaceemoji]

@@damnedbelowjudas_ then that's exactly what they need, a predatory man explaining it to them in an unsafe sultry context

[@firstname1472]

@@ssadfaceemoji Really don’t get what ur argument is, that guy on top just said that woman know their own anatomy which most don’t. I never said that they needed that man explaining.

[@ssadfaceemoji]

@@firstname1472 I wasn't talking to you or arguing anything, just saying women not knowing is irrelevant to the fact that dudes creepily explaining isn't helpful. Also btw, women should know how their body works, they should have the opportunity to study it to some extent. They should be provided with that knowledge in respect and protection them. There is a lot of info on google, I implore any female who is unaware of her body to feel comfortable researching it. Idk really know what YOU were arguing with the first comment but just feel I should say that for anyone who needs to hear it. ed: idk why i cared ab this argument sm kind of embarrassing but for the record i am a chick and this makes it sound like im not, no shame to anyone who understand her anatomy, i think i meant like empower yourself with knowledge of your own body especially when involved with others, you deserve to be assured in your own autonomy.

[@Corny_And_Upset]

As a woman: Don't do this. We will think you are a creep.

[@Mr_Green2178]

What!? wdym walking up to a random woman and saying “you are a naughty girl” doesn’t work!??

[@mercifulchickens]

no no, these are useful if you want a restraining order

[@mercifulchickens]

@@Mr_Green2178 yeah i know right, im shook

[@garou9914]

You're just the shy type, everyone knows that going to a random girl and calling her naughty and explaining to her how her vagina works while simultaneously fingering her fist is the biggest turn on in history.

[@cowteeth816]

You’re just upset. Comment on this video when you’re horny lol

[@VPCh.]

It's like an AI was forced to generate a script for picking up girls after analysing 10,000 hours of porn dialogue.

[@whydoiexist2180]

Help me I'm stuck 😏

[@mabelpines1825]

This comparison is pure gold

[@BiggusNickus]

"That's not white chocolate!"

[@whydoiexist2180]

Ai dungeon exist

[@r.t.5767]

LMAO

[@shaggy6516]

"If the girl genuinely doesn't like you, she's just shy"

[@maxaustin973]

This is the secret formula for how you make rapists.

[@qwertydavid8070]

NaH guyS yoU DoN't geT She'S a TsUnDeRe I really hate tsunderes dude. First of all, I know that's it's a whole "hiding her feelings because she's shy" thing, and I will admit, I can see how you can find that cute. But most tsunderes that I see in anime are terrible fucking human beings and they treat their supposed "crushes" like actually garbage, it really feels like borderline toxic and abusive behavior. And besides that, I've never been a fan of the whole "seducing" thing, it's just seems creepy to me. Love should be a mutual thing, you shouldn't need to force the other person if there legit isn't chemistry between the two. I just feel like tsunderes were created to give creeps the hope that a girl treating them badly and pushing them away somehow means that she secretely loves you.

[@FirstnameLastname-yh5fb]

@@qwertydavid8070 is this a copypasta shitpost or something. I mean agree but wut

[@idrinkrawmilk554]

@@FirstnameLastname-yh5fb He probably is. But either way, I 100% agree

[@Baer99Z]

@@qwertydavid8070 I mean if it's the type of Tsundere who ironically insults someone cause they like them (but It's clearly a joke) then it can be cute, but yea otherwise It's just weird??? also yeah I've never understood how seducing even works, if I don't like someone I don't like them, no convincing will change my mind.

[@DubYuhGChoppa]

It's funny how these "love gurus" actually do help me, by making me realize no matter what, they will always be even less socially adept than I am.

[@libotomy301]

That girl deserves an Oscar just for not throwing up while he spoke

[@catherinestickels2591]

God, she's there to act out the role of "girl who is into this guy" but she still just looks so uncomfortable. She can't even pretend not to be creeped the fuck out

[@MultiChrisjb]

no no shes just shy and/or playing hard to get. He covered this. You need to watch the video better.

[@bigchez2855]

Dude: It's so unfair how society judges you. Also Dude: You're a naughty girl aren't you?

[@wayln2591]

"Naughty girl" these words could haunt any grown man or woman in their dreams 😂😂

[@ehe3653]

It sounds like what indian guys on facebook would say

[@diogenessinope6405]

@@ehe3653 big milk

[@amusingkiwi9586]

Cringes intensely

[@-venomblustudios-7069]

@@ehe3653 The weird ones

[@tykykable]

I like how they talk about different girl types like they have Pokemon natures. "Yeah, this one is timid and her speed stat is increased, so you'll have to act fast to catch her, but she has a decreased attack stat, so you won't have to worry about defending yourself too much if she lashes out"

[@RalseiSmokinAFatBlunt]

LMFAOO

[@kiasmidt7678]

Pickup artists are like pokemon trainers in a lot of ways- they see women as creatures to be captured, are out there on that grind, fill their Pokedexes more for their own sense of accomplishment than any genuine interest/care for their captures....and that their skills have no real world application.

[@JustFranckk]

Wild

[@tykykable]

@@JustFranckk They are wild, yeah. If they were domesticated you wouldn't be able to catch them, their boyfriend/trainer/owner would bat the pokeball away.

[@juliaalvarez537]

True like and they act like the woman should be grateful that he’s talking to them and giving them a chance like no F off dude

[@craftmaster300]

He's probably gotten the 'Never gonna give you up' phone number so many times that he probably knows it by heart.

[@moneygrabber6720]

Phone number?

[@mrpenis3625]

@@moneygrabber6720to reject without saying it they give a phone number that plays that song when you call it

[@Nakorli]

Wait what?

[@schonkigplavuis8850]

I am a pretty shy guy. Picking up random girls isn't my thing. I've met the most wholesome and respectful women on facebook. I got friends with them, it really clicked well and then we decided to just look for more. And honestly my girlfriend now is absolutely on another tier. I am really happy, not just with her but with myself as well. My advice to anyone struggling is this: Find your niche. Maybe find it on social media. Stay playful, stay respectful and stay yourself.

[@snowfoxxie]

👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@marcin8865]

Me too, being a shy guy is a hard thing in society but it changes when you have a hobby, like love or respect yourself. The key is being who you are as much as you can because if you are yourself let anyone get it if they want. That's how I see it. Also great stance bro, thanks for being honest many men can see that as an good example.

[@garou9914]

But this works if you're looking for an actual stable relationship, anyone who watches these how to score girls videos unironically just wants to get laid as much as possible lol.

[@schonkigplavuis8850]

@@garou9914 Eh, i guess in that case: Try this: Wear decent shoes, smell nice, be bold and daring, try to look like you can take care of yourself, get out of your moms house, get fit and energized, most importantly, try all these things while STILL focussing on your niche or fukc brunk ditches at clubs and get free STDI

[@garou9914]

@@schonkigplavuis8850 lmao

[@emilal]

This could’ve been Charlie if he didn’t watch anime in college.

[@VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV]

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[@VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV]

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[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

True

[@SevenHunnid]

I get paid to smoke weed in my KZbin videos 😂💨

[@DeltaBlazin]

This is what happens when you don't watch anime

[@vegito1012]

Lol this dude put Charlie on blast. “Being mysterious and weird in the corner doesn’t work” hahaha

[@communistdoggo7419]

I hate the implication that sex is the end goal of a relationship, or even any interaction with a woman.

[@KlMJONG-UN]

@@communistdoggo7419 There's a thing i forgot what it's called but it's like "having a relationship not based around having sex" and it's somehow looked down on. i think love should be about love not fucking lol

[@tristanhedrick9660]

@@KlMJONG-UN you don’t need a relationship built around sex but sexual tension is a necessity in any good relationship. Learned that one through experience😔

[@iamdad916]

🤣

[@manray3023]

@@KlMJONG-UN do podcast with charlie

[@chaoscrab]

At least Matt goes up to women in pairs, so if either of them feel uncomfortable from his advances, they have each other to lean on. How considerate of him!

[@Schrodingers-Fat]

"I'm not Russian, I'm Moldovan" "I just think Russians in General are more confident"

[@kapsi]

I think he meant "Eastern Europeans in general", but it's still wierd how he started complementing their men.

[@elementsounds7027]

Ye and they even aren't i live in eastern europe their just like rest of us just mostly little smaller by size

[@LusisNaturae44]

This guy is a true love guru, had me turning homosexual for a second there

[@0_0s]

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[@biggiecheese8764]

I lol’d at that

[@_strayfer_]

Dude, I AM homosexual now, how did it not work on you??

[@neonoir__]

Being gay for Charlie doesn't count, we all been there

[@chikenstev5601]

@Logan oh ye, just block the people so you don’t have to see their comments again

[@mawnki8037]

Sorry Charlie, I couldn't finish this video. The sheer amount of cringe overpowered me to the point where I had to gouge my eyes out

[@c.c.6538]

Yoooo sameeee

[@itsreligulous]

It's called 'douche chills' - I believe it was coined by Patrice O'Neal

[@Person-lh5fp]

I can barely stand it and I'm only 5 minutes in, I'm going to try to finish it though

[@Bananovskyyy]

I turned off the video @ 1:52 mark, can't stand the fucking cringe ugh

[@adamsteele3444]

I got halfway and am too disgusted to continue.

[@Eisenwulf666]

to all the young guys or socially inept guys out there : if she wants to sleep with you, she will. if she doesn' t, she won't. There's no friendzone, no "convincing", no secret technique. Work on yourself : get a bit in shape, dress nice and have good personal hygiene. Don't be creepy, be interesting . That is all you need. EDIT : btw you don't need to be a swimsuit model, i'm overweight and have been most of my life, still i had a lot of fun .

[@leatfingies574]

Someone had to say it.

[@numbdigger9552]

Also: don't chase p*ssy. A relationship based on true love is much better than having a lot of sex with random girls. Just live your life and be normal, and you will find someone who loves you and who you can have sex with. I don't get why guys chase one night stands...

[@Eisenwulf666]

@@numbdigger9552 well, I mean you're not wrong, but when a person is young there's nothing wrong with having a bit of fun. You need to know yourself and what you search for before you can really enjoy a relationship with someone else. I do believe in love at first sight, but it's rare. Pretending to be in love and staying in a relationship because "it's what I should do" or because "I don't want to hurt them.." is counterproductive. A serious relationship with another person gives you immensely more and helps you grow, but I think you need to be a little more mature (intellectually) to appreciate it. I speak from experience, I used to date a girl that would be the perfect life companion for me now, but at the time I was young and stupid, I wanted to have fun and didn't appreciate how precious this person was. It's in the past now, but that relationship and the ones I had after that made me realise what I needed in a relationship and what I could give the other person. That's my personal opinion of course, your experience could be different

[@cornheadahh]

"Don't be creepy, be interesting" is such generic advice lol. What's creepy for one girl won't be creepy for another. If a girl isn't attracted to you then any flirting at all will be considered creepy. You can't really know before you talk to the person how they will react. I think the best advice is to look out for signs for whether the girl you're talking to is uncomfortable or not.

[@AnimeFan9833]

Nah just debate her into liking you with facts and logicc

[@lukeholmes8785]

8:28 she basically called him a loser in russian to her friend lmfao

[@pxj07]

I have physically cringed rarely. But this, this takes the fucking championship belt.

[@swikabl5965]

Have you watched KZbin rewind 2020?

[@pxj07]

@@swikabl5965 You right

[@envy8320]

championship* looks kinda weird with the space as if you are talking about a champion's ship

[@simplyskrypt3914]

Idk man, im pretty sure my dating technique and experience could make even them look good

[@maxaustin973]

What is this mythical champion ship you speak of? Is their some sort of ship battles like the nerdy ass (but also bad ass) robot battles where they just ram two souped up RC cars into each other until one breaks. If they did that but with full sized boats I must see this.

[@gamer-san8923]

This is extremely effective to have the exact opposite results.

[@hankhenk1084]

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[@maxfax4781]

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[@nauticalcynosurenc2706]

Getting pepper sprayed any%

[@A_Ducky]

As an Eastern European woman, can confirm.

[@saltsnorter455]

Getting slapped any % speed run

[@Johnny_Hash]

“Oh my god hes out in public” had me dying 😂

[@chriscoughs5774]

I'm only a minute and and this is EXTREMELY EXCRUCIATINGLY uncomfortable. Can't imagine how uncomfortable I'd feel if I wasn't watching this through Charlie being the middleman.

[@catherinestickels2591]

I had to pause it a good few times to get through it. Couldn't do it all at once.

[@bananawhisperer6929]

This is just the ultimate guide to becoming a hentai protaganist

[@Rdr2453]

All the reply’s are bots…

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

Indeed

[@dorkknight7225]

@@Rdr2453 no shit

[@azurabbit12]

More like the ultimate guide to sexual harassment and restriction order speedrunning

[@maxfax4781]

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[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

What's scary is the fact that this wasn't satire and he was being genuine

[@mario1666]

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[@tommyrobinsin5578]

RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED, I absolutely don't want to live in this nation where our GREAT PRESIDENT TRUMP is getting ROBBED! This is absolutely the final straw, my KIDS ARE IN DANGER and I won't live in this nation another day! I'M MOVING TO ALASKA AND FINALLY LEAVING THE USA!!!!..

[@0_0s]

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[@0_0s]

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[@michellejones3966]

"Oh my god he's out in public" had me spit laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@feldspar24]

if a girl is that sexually attracted to you , you literally don't have to do anything

[@courtney7681]

Yea, best way to get laid is literally just accepting getting laid isn't everything. Fr get a nice decent women treat her right and there you go. But actually care about her to and not just for that. don't treat her like a toy

[@bunnyrabi]

@@courtney7681 exactly. However being a guy, most guys truly and honestly don't care. Many just hope they can get a girl who will be their prostitute without having to pay, luckily these guys also usually anti-social generally when not horny, so pretty easy to avoid them in public family friendly places. So sad, most guys don't know that if they just make a decent relationship with a like minded girl then, you cam literally have a sex friend that easily. Just be a friend, but only smart ones get that... oh and still have to be attractive though. Not sure why some people think it's either personality or looks.

[@hellrazorhenry5489]

So this is where the only sensible comments on youtube are hiding. Glad i saw this. Respect to all of you for being propper. Another one here.👊

[@waccness449]

Everyone this man talks to immediately feels awkward. Even the actors looked uncomfortable

[@thecrepeofdeath]

idk what they paid that actress to let him violate her fist, but it wasn't enough

[@shawnboosveld7042]

All the actors and actresses questioning their life choices

[@birb9254]

I like this comment

[@TheDutie]

Even I felt uncomfortable and I didn't even watch the real video only this version here where Charlie talks over most of the bs this dude said

[@Canobeats420]

I feel uncomfortable

[@samlawrence1691]

"it's just really unfair how society judges you" *smiles lovingly*

[@randomperson-sn4rj]

I judge society back far more than anyone will ever know

[@randomperson-sn4rj]

@RandomName Perhaps or perhaps not Depends on how you look at it

[@squidee]

@J Dude we were SO close to having a thread without someone posting a link to ebeg. Then you came in to ruin it

[@squidee]

@J Dude i give up

[@Shimeih]

Finally a comment without bots and trolls

[@joshuabeck6008]

"Heres how to get laid" -Guy Who Clearly Has Never Touched a Woman

[@LeumazDnazor]

He has definetely touched women, and all of them ran away screaming

[@carterstevenson6009]

“Here’s a cute girl, I’m not gonna miss this opportunity.” {heavy breathing} *”AWOOGA!”*

[@vedantsingh8991]

"You can accuse her of just about anything" "Hello m'lady, you are wanted for manslaughter in Kinshasa. Now please co-operate while I read you your rights."

[@gwynmoth3940]

I'm looking for a redguard woman in Whiterun.

[@makom2405]

Stop! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!

[@TrailMix135]

“Oh my god he’s out in public.” Charlie is the voice of the people

[@priyanshmukul]

11:42 "We're both married and have kids but we love compliments"

[@llJeezusll]

This has to be satire Literally every single interaction was a fail 😂

[@philipcervenjak2493]

That guy stands like an NPC when he's talking to women.

[@justbored4762]

Me

[@ProStateExaminer]

"Heard any news from other provinces lately?"

[@brickabang]

“Wait, it has been brought to my attention that a settlement needs your help”

[@NightmareKeys]

Lmao true

[@brunettebird57]

Have you heard of the high elves?

[@Spencer-wc6ew]

What if he's trying to make it easier for him to find a girlfriend by teaching other guys to scare away all the women?

[@JustFranckk]

Big Brain Time

[@denizkaragullu6239]

Than it backfired because now men know what NOT to do

[@Spencer-wc6ew]

@@denizkaragullu6239 lol! He's so bad that it double backfired

[@cahti2488]

@@denizkaragullu6239 OMG ARE YOU AZERI ?

[@denizkaragullu6239]

@@cahti2488 no I'm Turkish

[@mimstermush1977]

9:51 if you are guy please never do that. That’s not a pick up line, that’s sexual assault.

[@dot8209]

I've learned to be more aggressive in shutting these creepy guys down. They seem have a thing for picking girls up in the library. Give us some peace and let us feel safe! 🤢🤬

[@FlyLeaf010]

You know, in a weird way these are actually helpful tutorials. Whatever he does, just don't do that. Whatever he told you to say, don't. As long as the answer to the question "Would Matt do or say this?" is always "No" you should be pretty good to go.

[@Baer99Z]

He's a perfect example of what _not_ to do

[@cornheadahh]

Some of the stuff they said is true though. Just most of the stuff that's true is obvious stuff most people should know anyways.

[@secretjosh5619]

@@cornheadahh Hafta agree. Like that one part about why a girl looks away quickly if and when you meet their glance (not 'stare' back, thats creepy). And the rest is basically a *DON'TS* session. What the previous commenter said is right. If you think Matt wouldn't imitate one of his own advices in real life, that means you shouldn't do them. Also, there's this whole thing about objectifying women, dehumanizing them (women are people too, just like you), and the 'do you reaaaalllly need to get laid that badly?' question, and yadda yadda. Basically, why this show is objectively bad. But you could still learn from it, if you have common sense of course.

[@floorman8327]

I can't even imagine what Charlie's recommended looks like

[@henkhankhankhenk9482]

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[@maxfax4781]

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[@cornonthekobi]

ah, bots. what is this, tf2?

[@nukkifyfn3169]

😳

[@legitimatetexan7626]

I did actually laugh so thank you

[@skehlaaj]

13:58 I love Charlie to death but Tiana would kick . his . ass if this was real lmao

[@jasonmore5869]

13:26 no way matt just called russian girls more masculine

[@zypper7213]

These guys definitely have a reputation wherever they were, like everyone born there is told immediately "if these dudes come up to you just go along with it, give them a fake number, and get out as soon as possible"

[@barbararab6390]

And dont leave your drink near them when youre not looking

[@theresnothinghereatall]

@@barbararab6390 you shouldn't do that anyway

[@mokou8851]

Jacksepticeye's dad is in Heaven

[@Irondragon1945]

@@mokou8851 i get what youre doing but youd be better off not drawing attention to the topic.

[@cornonthekobi]

@@theresnothinghereatall sometimes u just need a homie to protect ur coke from getting stolen 😔

[@laakea4562]

“Has any ever told you how beautiful my eyes are” broo that is straight up a line from Johnny Bravo

[@kaz8297]

It was hilarious

[@wireshock4633]

"I don't like sand."

[@byattwurns1553]

@@wireshock4633 Is it coarse and rough?

[@jaadn6197]

@@byattwurns1553 and gets everywhere?

[@jhonnystar8897]

This is like if a service provider called you and asked you why you think you should be their costumer

[@nicksharpe3004]

"OMG, He's out in public!" lmao that one got me

[@QuartzIsAnOxide]

"I usually start by calling her a naughty girl." Let's say, hypothetically...

[@26Track]

Your my naughty girl which would mean that you’ve been a bad girl

[@mm-ld9gu]

@M. G. TATAKE

[@ink-T]

For the sake of the argument

[@Fattipotato79]

*NAUGHTY GIRL*

[@calebjoseph3508]

Let's say, hypothetically... You've been a naughty girl

[@sapnupua5]

"hey do you believe in vampires?" proceeds to promptly assault you

[@realhumanbeing3599]

its just the attractive man way

[@danyg5639]

Hey do you believe in ghouls?

[@4gasm]

Makes sense to me

[@roronoad.baller7110]

7:42 no way in hell this guy really tried the r.kelly "come back to America with me" technique

[@lydiaisbored]

This just seems like the sexual assault case Any% speedrun strategy.

[@anonymouse9922]

This dude basically said “If a woman glances at you, stare at her.”

[@lustic1144]

You stare at her to assert dominance

[@drinkbread6086]

@@lustic1144 and then rob her

[@oerlikon20mm29]

@@drinkbread6086 rob her of her virginity by telling her about the A B C D E F and G spots

[@toomanyhats7141]

Tried the Matt sexual assault speedrun strat, my best time was 8 seconds; probably could’ve saved a second or two by shortening the initial question. Still happy with my overall time for a first attempt. What time did y’all get?

[@maxfax4781]

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[@griddy922]

Never, i am not in a fortunate position to be a natural sigma male as yourself

[@pastagiovanni6527]

@@griddy922 That's a shame, man. You can say some real cool stuff as one.

[@aurawraxd]

4 years in prison

[@egorsdeimos3523]

Yes, I barely was slower, it took longer to find a female than it did to sexually assault her. So it was about 8.9 seconds

[@Nobody-tu5wt]

0:02 When jesus looks in the mirror

[@kevinvitug79]

"Do you speak english?" "No" Proceeds to do sign language

[@haydennicholson8978]

Educating a girl on her anatomy is what the predators do in To Catch a Predator.

[@unravel1918]

"educating", they don't even know how the female body works, they think the female body is porn

[@botoutlaw2531]

EDP intensifies?

[@vrapbrap]

You see, girls have vegetal and bob. Man has neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon. 1+1 equals babby. Now let us do the deed.

[@citrusbitten8449]

@@vrapbrap I don't know why this was so fucking funny to me. If a man tried explaining this to me in a seduction attempt I would simply dissolve of cringy laughter.

[@theab3957]

Holy shit, you're right.

[@lalalalaaAa123]

I genuinely feel bad for every teen boy who took this shit to heart. They will not find love until they realize this is the WORST way to approach women!!

[@ftbaimakaren1368]

Hey make a fist for me ima teach you a lesson 😫

[@jaimelannister1797]

Any teen with a brain should know it’s bad advice lol

[@zach5505]

Has anyone ever told you how beautiful my eyes are?

[@amusingkiwi9586]

@@jaimelannister1797 youd think....

[@shart8008]

or worse, become incels

[@rayj8167]

this guy would be a good fit at activision blizzard

[@Rocky-oq9cy]

9:56 Why did this startle me so hard. I'm just playing a game and listening to the video and I get blasted with enthusiasm

[@sdfabctr]

how to attract a woman Step 1: firmly grasp her index finger Step 2: Dislocate the joint Step 3: repeat until she tells you which parking garage she hid the dirty bomb in Step 4: disarm the dirty bomb Step 5: get court martialled for war crimes

[@illegalmemedealer1270]

works like a charm i’ve now got multiple court dates with the woman

[@sdfabctr]

@@illegalmemedealer1270 and you'll both go to guantanemo together! see it's practically marriage

[@spacewinter]

What he doesn't understand is that from a young age we learn to appear "nice" to these kinds of guys because we're afraid of them.

[@guhd4378]

sigma males incite fear in wamen, their methods clearly work

[@leanhquan6757]

Defense mechanism. Even men do it. Ppl are sometimes too dangerous to be let loose on the street.

[@divyatulsi1520]

For good reason. Bad people who think they're "nice guys" get violent as soon as they don't get what they want and think they are owed by women

[@-venomblustudios-7069]

@@divyatulsi1520 Two-faced people

[@smith1008]

why are you afraid of them?

[@EmpressMononoke]

Right, because I LOVE when people stare intensely at me because I spaced out at something that was probably behind them.

[@mollym5770]

Ah the ole vampire neck trick, a surefire way to get maced in the eyes

[@biggiechungus784]

"Whatever you do, don't give up yet" How to get a restraining order in 1 simple step

[@alephone2598]

Restraining order speed run?

[@LeumazDnazor]

"Whatever you do, don't take no for an answer"

[@ReddRewka]

I can not comprehend how this guy can be so delusional to the point where he thinks he's good at "picking up women" and he then even takes it a step further and is SO DELUSIONAL to the point where he thinks he's SO GOOD that he actually uploads "educational content" on his "secrets". This can not be real please tell me humans are not capable of this level of delusion and naivete. Something is horribly wrong with this guy.

[@scubster3922]

I think it’s satire

[@lavishlyvice]

It's a wonder of nature. I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if he believes in human "alpha males".

[@destinedforgreatness1175]

His not delusional, quite the opposite. He knows he is shit and he knows everything he is saying is absolute rubbish, I mean clearly nobody could be that thick where they don’t realise that giving an anatomy lesson of the vagina is not a good way to create a relationship. They just want to manipulate and lie to desperate men or the people that come to laugh at them, so that they can make easy money. At least this channel seems like they do have some level of awareness but are just lying for money. But there are others which are genuinely delusional.

[@lavishlyvice]

@@destinedforgreatness1175 Man that actually makes a lot of sense. It's so sad honestly :(

[@destinedforgreatness1175]

@@lavishlyvice Scams and lies like this have been around forever though. Now though people have the internet and platforms to make this easy money by basically lying to, or scamming people. It’s very easy money. There are really desperate people out there that have no clue whether what they are saying is true or not (Lonely men, people who might be unattractive and have hardly interacted with women, dumb teenagers etc.) These scum bags make easy money off of them with these videos and other offers.

[@ElisaHei]

One of my best tips for being left alone; when a dude stares at you, never look back. Works every time.

[@Meeeeeeeeeeees]

"Throw your drink at her. And offer to buy her a new dress... and an Iphone." This would probably work better than all the dating advice in these videos

[@d_shuffles]

Imagine being the guy who travels to Russia to get turned down by chicks just as often as he would at home.

[@Brandelwyn]

To be fair, many girls here would gladly leave Russia for the us - even in this very vid as soon as he said California, the girl said "with pleasure" not understanding anything else from his speech

[@wayln2591]

@@PerpendiculariumStars since i am nor Russian and don't know why?? Would u enlighten me why people hate Russia or wants to leave it...🤔

[@SuperZX49]

@@PerpendiculariumStars Ну мне 20, но съебывать не хочется, хоть ситуация в стране и дерьмовая. Просто нужно понимать, что быть эмигрантом тоже не шибко весело

[@KOTEBANAROT]

@@SuperZX49 сьебывать из россии в америку это реально тупо менять шило на мыло. и цены там на всю социалку, которую мы привыкли получать бесплатно, заоблачные. люди там предпочитают ходить со сломанной рукой, чем заплатить триста долларов минимум за гипс, и умоляют не вызывать скорую, чтобы не влетать в бешеные долги.

[@aminulhussain2277]

@@wayln2591 Because it's a dictatorship.

[@somedudeinabox]

This is less of a "get girls" guide, and more of a "how to become a public concern" guide. You can even see the partial visible concern in the girl's eyes, if you look at her expressions long enough, that is the face of "dear lord, what have I walked into?".

[@maxfax4781]

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[@gram.]

They were surprisingly kind to him, prob out of sympathy tbf

[@joinsideke]

@@gram. Women in general tend to be more polite. And the ones who told him to fuck off obviously weren't going to be included in the video. Also, a lot of these women smiling and doing a little laugh? That's usually a nervous laugh. They're not charmed, they're thinking "What the fuck is going on? What's up with this dude?"

[@matsab7930]

@@joinsideke yeah, and unfortunately women haven’t been taught to be more aggressive with their dismissals - especially in more conservative/traditional countries like Russia. On second thought, that’s probably why he went there…

[@wayln2591]

@@matsab7930 this reminds me of the incel obsession with Japanese women...you know the submissive quite type...it's disgusting...🤮🤢🤢

[@thebigwheeze6667]

As a homo sapien that is the opposite of Charlie. I can confirm that if this man tried anything like that on me or anyone else who claims to be a "woman"... I can safely say the rape whistle would be out...

[@Mountaintiger05]

Women here: I will tell you firsthand that this whole channels “advice” is horrible and will never work and will only make women think you’re a creep if that wasn’t obvious enough. But doing this in public can make someone very uncomfortable and possibly panic so please don’t approach people like this as it’s really weird and will never work thanks

[@realhumanbeing3599]

WHAT!?!? the ole neck bite strat doesnt work?? liess

[@NM-jd9ck]

Most of these pickup artists are just out there to scam vulnerable loonely people and it's sad.

[@r.t.5767]

@@NM-jd9ck exactly, they're just making money out of someone's else misery, very immoral scam

[@katierandall9191]

Am also a woman and completely agree. The best way to talk to a woman is to just treat her like a person, no tricks or stupid negging bullshit. It's shocking, I know.

[@mohammedabdul4832]

Nah show me your fist and I'll convince you otherwise

[@IngvarMar]

"It's just unfortunate that society judges you so much..." literally what a manipulative predator would say....

[@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen]

An honest man doesn't pretend he accepts or even approves of your sexual past, he just tolerates it. The worst thing you can do is trust someone who says it's okay and supports it. That doesn't mean a jealous type but generally most normal people aren't going to look fondly on your past exploits regardless of who you are.

[@phoeberrie7621]

@@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen ok but why would anyone care if a woman has had sex with a lot of people? it literally doesn’t matter, as long as she isn’t having sex with anyone but her partner if she’s in a relationship.

[@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen]

@@phoeberrie7621 Not what I'm saying, I'm saying they won't express approval of it. Expressing approval of it is a bad sign for a myriad of reasons. They won't claim it's a good thing or try to support it. Not because of any sense of it being bad, more because that isn't something that most people want to acknowledge or think about.

[@isabellafranklin557]

@@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen i don't think you can claim this universally dude

[@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen]

@@isabellafranklin557 I will claim everything universally as I am the master of the universe.

[@anidnmeno]

Him: "I just wanted to say hi" Her: "QUACK"

[@alexmattucci8507]

I feel like these videos are actually great if you know to watch them for what not to do, so then you don't say any of these things and lose out on someone worthwhile

[@hellowell3743]

The climax of this guy's dating advice was a women refusing to give him her number while he acknowledges that Eastern European men are more masculine that himself and fellow Americans... I mean, how could you not subscribe?

[@Rysarod]

that Eastern European men are gayer that himself and fellow Americans...*

[@Back-Space.]

As a woman: these "strategies" are really obvious and it's just creepy. I know everyone is probably tired of hearing it, but you shouldn't pretend to be someone you're not. Especially if you want an actual relationship.

[@lavishlyvice]

As a woman, I agree. I'm so fed up with this "Overly Confident Alpha Male" type of garbage. Just be a normal human being, strike up a casual conversation, be genuine. And if she's not interested, you need to accept it. Way too many men confuse rejection or disinterest with shyness and it creates uncomfortable situations.

[@jasemayfield6853]

But the fist anatomy lesson was genius you have to admit

[@cornheadahh]

If these strategies work for these guys then I don't see why they shouldn't continue using them. It's not like they're forcing the girl to be with them. I don't personally think these types of strategies are successful, but for some people they might be. It's weird that dating is one of the few things where it's looked down on to try and improve yourself. The people seek out this advice because they aren't having any success by "just being themselves".

[@Back-Space.]

@@cornheadahh Most of these kind of strategies are really creepy and some are borderline sexual harassment/assault. I don't think it's OK to use these strategies just because it works for you sometimes. That's just selfish.

[@cornheadahh]

@@Back-Space. The interactions are completely voluntary though. Nobody is forcing the girls to stay there and talk to the guy. At worst some of the stuff the guy was saying was cringe worthy. I don't really see the harm in someone having a cringe interaction that they could walk away from at any time. Nobody is forcing anyone to do anything. If he finds a girl that enjoys what he's doing then I don't see anything wrong with that at all. The girl has agency.

[@SenxKujo]

13:51 really got me

[@jsizzlesaurusrex]

The secret to getting laid; realizing other people also want to get laid and being honest.

[@dragonornot5890]

Ah, yes. The D E E P S P O T. That’s where we keep the old gods.

[@randomperson-sn4rj]

How did they find it

[@barbararab6390]

Dammit they found out

[@0rbeez]

Got Cthulhu chilling in my cervix

[@gram.]

Mans totally clueless, just like the rest of us.

[@reikun86]

Hahaha 😂

[@brokenlegs8431]

"She might tell you to stop and pull out pepper spray, this means one of two things 1. She's the shy type 2. She's playing hard to get"

[@mwebb1495]

If someone called me a naughty girl I would be the epitome of the image of that guy with glasses on the phone

[@skoyzey1417]

Wow can’t believe this guy “Charlie” has the balls to act like every girl doesn’t immediately fall in love with him when he’s in their sight

[@VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV]

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[@VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV]

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[@VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV]

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[@champiggyfrm_pig5271]

God, what an horrible reply section

[@maxfax4781]

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[@sunaosatsubatsu2518]

Ah but of course, hold a girl's hand and talk to her about her G-Spot. Why didn't I think of that, what an idiot I was.

[@maxfax4781]

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[@gram.]

Really his only experience was a youtube video and a couple of diagrams off Google images

[@ancapeancape9829]

I was surprised that girl didn't snap his finger

[@jackalope_hunter]

wait, aren't you the girl?

[@TheRealQuickSilver]

@@ancapeancape9829 if she wasn't a paid actress then she probably would have 😂

[@TheGuzeinbuick]

I'm really, really bad at cringe competitions. And "picking up girls" cringe is some of the hardest for me to stomach. The best I can say is that the Russian girls one wasn't disastrous.

[@primorock8141]

That guy's last name being Artisan makes this a hell of a lot funnier

[@genericnameuwu8339]

The only way to make woman love you is say: “I have a 12 megaton nuclear explosive device in my bag,if you don’t follow me everyone in a 1000 yard radius will vaporize” Gets them every time.

[@DarkyBoy]

Can confirm

[@finnleyfrankie299]

i mean ur right id follow u

[@gram.]

Well, in my experience they still rather risk the blast. They say cause at least then the pain & suffering is short and it's over instantly.

[@reikun86]

Sounds like a winner to me

[@lloydlim1055]

Life hack right there

[@HomeGymEnjoyer]

I feel bad for every guy that watches this pick-up artist crap and unironically starts believing that the best way to approach a girl is by intruding on them in the middle of the street when they clearly have somewhere to be.

[@kari548]

Ikr, that's stuff u do to hookup with tourist who literally have anywhere to be except where they're standing.

[@gram.]

@@kari548 ah right that's really cool you're really experienced eh

[@libertariansasquatch]

It’s sad too because it’s guys who desperately wanna girlfriend. But by watching pick up artists They’re dooming themselves to never having one

[@King9tails]

It’s actually not hard to get girls. You just gotta treat them like human beings and have self respect and not give the I’m desperate vibe. It’s important to also be in a social setting instead of in random areas like some pickup artist

[@peculiarperineum546]

@@King9tails It's hard for guys like these that have desperately low confidence and self esteem though

[@KakeKittyStyle]

The best thing about these videos you make is that you assume that the premise of the video is somehow correct and then you mock the shit out if them. I fucking love that. You are funny as hell! Keep making these videos!

[@ScaleHangar182]

Funny thing is that while watching this video, an advert popped up of actually the same guys you are watching at 2:50 lol

[@risinglabyrinth5977]

charles doesn't even need this, he always gets all the women

[@Nikocado.Avocado]

Nice

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

Yep

[@maxfax4781]

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[@AXLDRK23]

Of course he does, he's Jesus

[@randomperson-sn4rj]

@Dream Nah

[@redmoon4694]

He’s the type of guy to find out which direction girls are walking, and then speed walk in front of them so he can say they are “following him”

[@RioZMC]

My favorite pickup line is “I watched all of The Attractive Man so I know exactly what I shouldn’t do.”

[@the.fatjohnny503]

"accuse her of everything" didn't work. Accused a girl of killing my fish and now we aren't speaking anymore.

[@spider-mancantsee5875]

The Russian part creeps me out so badly, the idea that he’s going up to random girls and saying let’s go like he’s trying to kidnap them. Sounds way to creepy.

[@trajanuslarocque7572]

Holy shit, I was not ready for this overwhelming level of cringe

[@trequor]

Do you remember Mr. Blueberry Eyes?

[@beemmeupscotty5993]

My toes hurt from me crunching them in cringe 😬

[@wayln2591]

Now imagine if some man did tried this in real life...more cringe

[@TheItalianFun]

@@trequor only real G remember blueberry eyes

[@bowngd]

@@wayln2591 i tried it and got every girl i went up to u just gotta do it the right way

[@megatron410]

Best thing is the russian girls saying "i don't understand anything at all"

[@thecritic231]

Why does every youtube pick up artist look like you’d never believe any of them actually gets laid

[@joshuajohn1108]

That first guy is textbook for a mod of r/seduction. He believes he is highly trained in the art of flirtation, when really he’s a redditor who thinks “naughty girl” is the phrase that will reel the women in.

[@JMoney615]

I actually do believe this guy calls random chicks at the bar naughty girls

[@maxfax4781]

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[@ftbaimakaren1368]

Hold up let’s try this “so I heard you’ve been a naughty girl” did it work? because if not somethings wrong with you 🙄🙄