"The Sideways Diet" | Maz Jobrani - I'm Not a Terrorist but I've Played One on TV

[@Mazjobrani]

Check out my new comedy special on KZbin for FREE! kzbin.info/www/bejne/haWumXyeiMysbZo

[@narimantv2363]

who else love the outro he does on every videos?

[@Mazjobrani]

+NarimanTV thanks for watching bud!

[@kareamseek3959]

Maz Jobrani maz man you're so funny , if you would preform in gothenburg again I'll be the first one there pls tell me if you're gonna preform there again

[@fawzi7771]

I start my morning watching this , laughter is best medicine Thanks Maz

[@TheMisslouise79]

fawzi7771 you're so right 👍

[@Mazjobrani]

+fawzi7771 +Amelia thank you both much love!

[@amirmohammadganji485]

It’s better than RICEMILK

[@shahbazsayed5667]

We want you in India Man! Yo Maz

[@whysoserious8653]

Shahbaz Sayed yuppp he should come

[@arindambarthakur]

Yes,he is required!

[@yasmineh.4888]

I always thought "What the hell is almond milk???" 😂😂

[@setayeshmaleki1996]

I keep watching em over and over again.They are still fun every single time.I love you Maz ...You are the funniest man in the whole world.Proud to be iranian just like you.God bless you man...

[@Mazjobrani]

+setayesh maleki thanks for watching much love!

[@hritvick]

"Squeeze the rice!"... Epic stuff, Maz. I spilt the coffee I was guffawing so hard. Please do perform in India. You're a wonderful comic.

[@idocre8]

Once again, Maz, you were fantastic! Sharokh and I needed a Maz fix today so we watched a few more of your videos! This one was pretty funny! Don't you hate the kids in their 20 who are able to bounce back from anything? Sh** - sure wish we could turn back the hand of time!!

[@andreaskarlsson5251]

Oh wooow! This is fucking brilliant. How can I not have heard of this genius before? First comedian Ive found myself laughing out loud multiple times! :D

[@SiddSur]

Shit I'm gonna be 30 in a couple years, still got two years of eating whatever I want and running into walls!

[@xo_itsmeaditi_xo3188]

SK not anymore, happy 30th :)

[@khadracabdirizhiid4367]

Hees

[@craigmawanga8353]

😂😂😂 How are you doing now?

[@SiddSur]

@@craigmawanga8353 I'm 36 now and running into walls are now past activities lol

[@SiddSur]

@@xo_itsmeaditi_xo3188 Thank you although I'm 5 years late!

[@abigailpeters7901]

Thank you so very much for making me laugh, Mr. Jobrani! In addition to providing a very sadly ignorant western world with some much needed humanizing of the beautiful people of the Middle East, your comedy is just straight- up funny! Significant and hilarious is a rare combination, my friend. Thanks for your work!

[@97adld]

I am so so glad to come across your videos.. been binge watching all of them.. you are beyond amazing...

[@Mazjobrani]

Much love +97adld thanks for watching!

[@iyayaekita662]

"Axis of Evil" is the funniest movie I ever watched. I watched it in 2006/2007. I laughed so hard I cried. I had not laughed like that in many, many years. Thank you.

[@Shalbafzadeh]

really made my day. thanks for great work damet garm!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Reza Shalbafzadeh dameh shomah garm Reza thanks for watching bud!

[@ShreyasBharadwaj]

I want to eat the Rice .... SQUEEZE THE RICE! .... Oh god, I just died laughing.

[@hl5616]

I've watched the full video on Netflix but these clips still make me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂💯

[@Mazjobrani]

+Hussain Lone thanks for the love bud I appreciate you!

[@hl5616]

Maz Jobrani you should come and do a show in Riyadh

[@khadracabdirizhiid4367]

Bees in a few

[@brookehamilton3806]

Maz, I did NGO over in Iraq and you absolutely NAIL the Arab humor in this. I can't tell you how much I love this. Please keep doing what you are doing.

[@NightWish2023]

Lots of thumbs up for Maz, pls keep us in the happy, LOL mode! 😂😂😂

[@ashkantaravati]

Maz I can't get enough of your clips but I'm gonna wake up the whole family as it's late at night 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 damet jiliz viliz mard 😂😂😂

[@muthanna1973]

I like your comedy because it's clean

[@PeaceLoveMagic501]

Amazing!!! You help so many people smile everyday and you don't even know it. Keep up the great work! Thanks :)

[@Mazjobrani]

+PeaceLoveMagic501 I appreciate those kind works buddy thank you!

[@leorasanandaji5562]

You are very funny. Every morning I watch some of your clips to start my day. God bless you too.

[@harshathammegowda1615]

this guy's so fucking good with the accent. pleasure watching him as always

[@Mazjobrani]

+Harsha Thammegowda I appreciate you thank you for the love!

[@bealwyene4844]

LMAOF; I feel u brother MAZ; Also u know u getting old when most notifications u get are from ur pharmacist to pick up ur prescritionS and 80% of ur calendar is filled with docs appointments. Lol.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Beal Wyene ain't that the truth 😂😂

[@toso957]

Yo The Sideways Diet is off the charts Lol Max you're the best!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Scott Druyan thanks Scott appreciate you my man!

[@Ancientlaws]

I didn't want to leave the video without leaving a comment

[@Mazjobrani]

thanks for the support +Ancient laws I appreciate it!

[@bajanqueen9876]

hey President Maz. Good one...but you can still eat.................................... DARK CHOCOLATE! !!! Hugs and Smiles

[@emonsuper]

You are way too awesome man! I hope you're reading this comment because I want you to know that you're the best. You put that smile (read Laugh out loud and then looking around to see if anyone noticed me which they should after the way I laughed) when I'm on train, going to work...

[@Mazjobrani]

+Iftikhar Chowdhury YOU are awesome buddy I appreciate you!

[@binibakos1342]

You make my day bro, Sideway diet. You are a badass 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Sj.swagmate_911]

Just a comment in 2019 ,just before new year.Still enjoying watching it.

[@MrRooney182]

4:20 Laughed so hard at this LoL

[@naghdip00r]

I love this guy !

[@SaachiitCK]

felt great... you did something else other than the usual stuff.... keep going Maz ... keep rocking..😎😎😎🎉🎉👍👍

[@Mazjobrani]

+sachchit ck much love bud thanks for watching!

[@sherl3888]

Really enjoyed your videos!!!Brings me to laughter after a long day's work!!! I admire your intelligence and political wit!!!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Jerez thanks buddy much love!

[@halgrimhelgrimson]

As president Maz jobrani i support you! pls make netflix and the others air your shows in scandinavia the same time as the U.S. one! its frustrating to see clips of your latest show, without being able to see it on netflix or the others.

[@rheamorales1329]

Hi Maz, as Secretary of Health is Wealth, I totally agree with Informant on the milk issue. Wanting to wish everyone a Happy Veganuary! Toss a ripe persimmon (not a ripe Persian as spell check wanted) and blend with some sweet nondairy milk and a sprinkle each of cinnamon and nutmeg. Cheers!

[@angeloardanuy7346]

hey Maz...I really love tour comedy! Althought Iam nota that good in English, you are amazing! greetings from Brazil

[@Mazjobrani]

+Angelo Ardanuy greetings back brother Angelo!

[@kubel83]

I never laughed so hard in my life. You are absolutely brilliant!

[@amirmohammadganji485]

I don’t want to Squeeze the riceeeeee! 🙃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I died ( از خنده مردم)

[@alirezagolizadeh6969]

Best comedian ever exist

[@fayenourollahi8493]

thank you for posting videos! I loved jimmy vestvood too btw can't wait to see what you come out with next!! :D

[@laurfan27]

I'm 32 my injuries start collecting.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Lauren Fanucchi Ain't that the truth, Lauren! It only gets more difficult my friend

[@laurfan27]

Maz Jobrani damn don't remind me. I've got more scars than I can count.

[@navid_ahmed]

Awesome as always.love your videos.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Naveed Ahmed thanks Naveed!

[@0nman]

subscribed a long time ago. and I love your shows!!!! hilarious

[@armankianpour72]

Maz, you are awesome! and I am proud of you mate!

[@monojithalder9861]

Ah fuck I almost killed myself laughing🤣

[@bashirabanoo7841]

maz you make me laugh as i drink almond milk as no carbs no lactoze in it. lolzzz. omg .dry nuts milk

[@Mazjobrani]

+Bashira Banoo thanks for watching & laughing along with me my friend!

[@bashirabanoo7841]

Kwaish mikunam. Hahah

[@navin.b007]

MY FRIEND AGAIN!! -_-

[@Mazjobrani]

+Navin B my friend my friend!

[@henilshah2366]

You are my favorite, I even bought your book (yeah can you believe that, even I can't). I hope I can get a photo with you some day Maz!

[@shwetamaruvada5654]

Your videos are amazing so relatable for everyone and laugh out loud funny! 😄😃

[@SunClub2018]

You are Wonderful Maz

[@akiontube1]

Maz ..The cleanest bad ass comedian of our generation. Love from India man.😇😊

[@Mazjobrani]

+aki moon nothing but love back my man thank you for the support!

[@missparsley3202]

Don't wanna squeeze the rise 😂😂😂

[@emilashaffy3200]

Love this guy!👏👏👏👏👍👍

[@Livindaybyday]

You are Awesome! So funny! Oh and I get that damn cart every time! :)

[@Mazjobrani]

+Debra Rainey you are awesome Debra thanks for watching!

[@Nickolasx7]

Maz you are awesome thanks for everything

[@Mazjobrani]

+Saeed K thanks for watching Saeed you are the man & I appreciate your support!

[@NishitSoniYT]

'I don't wanna squeeze the rice..' 😂😂😂

[@weekendresearcher]

if russell peters was "Friends" then Maz J is "HIMYM"

[@Juera]

I really laughed my heart out thanks man for making my day!!

[@Lavashak22]

I loved this!! 😂😂😂😂soo FUCKING funny

[@Mazjobrani]

+ben astaraki thanks for supporting Ben I appreciate you!

[@Lavashak22]

np brotha keep up the amazing work :)))))

[@mrbkosh]

Keep up the great work. Behzad

[@Mazjobrani]

+Behzad K thanks Behzad appreciate you!

[@rutammokashi2146]

squeeze the rice HAHAHAHA 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂

[@arashkarimi6228]

😂😂😂😂😂great job again 😂👌

[@Mazjobrani]

+arash karimi much love Arash thanks!

[@satviksehgal5147]

amazing work again! much live! happy new year. please come to India!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Satvik Sehgal much love buddy!

[@shoaib1029]

Mazzzz my brother! Happy New Year to you buddy!!! Take you Advil just in case lol

[@Mazjobrani]

+Sean Ibrahim Sean my man happy new year!

[@wiam3569]

OMG lool you're so funny 🙌😂

[@DanShureMusic]

New favorite comedian

[@Mazjobrani]

+DanShureMusic much love buddy I really appreciate your support. Killer tunes on your channel as well keep up the great work!

[@NeenadArul]

In shape outta shape happened to me today 😬

[@keyurkulkarni906]

awesome maz!!!

[@Mazjobrani]

+keyur kulkarni thanks bud I appreciate you!

[@donshad9468]

I don’t wanna squeeze a rice 😂😂😂😂

[@furogh1]

Homemade Almond Milk Soak the almonds overnight or up to 2 days. Combine the almonds and water in a blender. Blend at the highest speed for 2 minutes.

[@nyctophile117]

killed it man😂😂👌 btw don't hate me I'm 21 😆

[@Harshaprakash]

Zahra Moridi zxi,,,

[@Harshaprakash]

Zahra Moridi zxi,,,xs

[@Harshaprakash]

Zahra Moridi my

[@anas2300]

hahaha i literally died laughing in the end 🤣🤣

[@Mihhai25]

I don't know how this shit came into my youtube,but it's pretty funny. KZbin's way are maybe misterious😀. Greetings from Romania!

[@owaiz85]

Hey Maaz.... Wow!! Lol the new diet, everyday i see my tummy shape and like, comeon!! How the hell it comes out... Hahaha

[@jaspreetdhaliwal5898]

Maz is funny man😂😂

[@cyrusmehrfar8478]

MazJobrani2020

[@Jackdudu]

Cyrus Mehrfar when everytime someone asking your name, you have to repeat spelling

[@tjkooks]

😂😂😂😂😂😍😍😍😍you are amazing. Love you from all my heart

[@yumicrisostomo3094]

Wish I can come to your shows

[@Lavashak22]

The outro was lit 😂

[@Mazjobrani]

+ben astaraki thanks buddy much love!

[@KnockerTheExtraordinaire]

As a president you should say : you're fired 😐😐😐🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sultanabdulhamidii579]

Your fired

[@balooga1989]

Please come to the Irvine improv again!!!

[@Mazjobrani]

+balooga1989 soon buddy no doubt! Much love thanks for all your support!

[@Anthony-bw5bx]

Mr. President, we have the P90x you requested.

[@innoxentguy1665]

I became a great fan of you bro.... الله يحفظكم إن شاء الله

[@Mazjobrani]

+InnoXent Guy thank you my man and I am a big fan of you!

[@emehrfar]

"Soy milk & yoga pants". Prez Maz you gotta write "The Book of Diets". The 1st 2 chapters & i bet we shed at least 2 pounds fat for laughing so hard that the stubborn fatties run away. Doc Maz for Prez :)

[@AlyssaRae29]

No one would ever know you've got anything around the midsection, Maz. But I'm 24 and I gotta pop 4 Advil every time I leave the house too, so I feel your pain, habibi.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Alyssa Perez habibi but you're in your 20s! Enjoy that youth!

[@AlyssaRae29]

Maz Jobrani 'Tis a painful youth. The outward appearance of a 20-something-year-old and the healing abilities of an 80-year-old. ;) I do cherish the ability to stay up until 3 and be ready to go at 7am, though.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Alyssa Perez oh Alyssa how I miss those days. Thanks for watching appreciate you!

[@AlyssaRae29]

Maz Jobrani As I appreciate you, Maz. :) Keep 'em comin'.

[@brunettem6157]

Lmao 😂 I’m in sideways diet right now

[@adamandreea4623]

When you will come in UK?😊🥰

[@مدرسهپزشکی]

thanks dear maz

[@iArpanMishra]

Hey Maz! Love from India!! :-)

[@Mazjobrani]

Much love back +arpan mishra

[@iArpanMishra]

:-)

[@KiranG03]

Maz, when are you coming to Atlanta?

[@recitermoon7974]

We love you Maziar khan. You are the Best.😂😂

[@Mazjobrani]

+Hrd2 impress & I love you all back! YOU are the best!

[@richardmorgese2369]

you are brilliant, i love you so much

[@Mazjobrani]

+Richard Morgese thanks buddy much love back

[@prashantha_k]

as always funny as hell

[@vaibhavbagaria3184]

I just turned 29 and I can so relate to this video.. XD

[@Bholidhaliwal]

In stitches!

[@natashatorkzaban2449]

I DIED AFTER THE RICE MILK

[@sorooshsaghebi9465]

squeeze the riceee, I don't wanna squeeze the riceeI'm dead :))))))

[@JMMaheswarMANUTDFOREVER]

Loved It...!! Awesome...!!

[@Mazjobrani]

+J.M Maheswar thanks!

[@st-tq7ks]

Love and support from India dude

[@osheafernandes8031]

Dammnnnnn...laughing so hard

[@Mazjobrani]

+Oshea Fernandes much love buddy thanks for watching!