"The Sideways Diet" | Maz Jobrani - I'm Not a Terrorist but I've Played One on TV

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[@Mazjobrani]

Check out my new comedy special on KZbin for FREE! kzbin.info/www/bejne/haWumXyeiMysbZo

[@yasmineh.4888]

I always thought "What the hell is almond milk???" 😂😂

[@narimantv2363]

who else love the outro he does on every videos?

[@Mazjobrani]

+NarimanTV thanks for watching bud!

[@kareamseek3959]

Maz Jobrani maz man you're so funny , if you would preform in gothenburg again I'll be the first one there pls tell me if you're gonna preform there again

[@shahbazsayed5667]

We want you in India Man! Yo Maz

[@whysoserious8653]

Shahbaz Sayed yuppp he should come

[@arindambarthakur]

Yes,he is required!

[@SiddSur]

Shit I'm gonna be 30 in a couple years, still got two years of eating whatever I want and running into walls!

[@xo_itsmeaditi_xo3188]

SK not anymore, happy 30th :)

[@khadracabdirizhiid4367]

Hees

[@hritvick]

"Squeeze the rice!"... Epic stuff, Maz. I spilt the coffee I was guffawing so hard. Please do perform in India. You're a wonderful comic.

[@fawzi7771]

I start my morning watching this , laughter is best medicine Thanks Maz

[@TheMisslouise79]

fawzi7771 you're so right 👍

[@Mazjobrani]

+fawzi7771 +Amelia thank you both much love!

[@amirmohammadganji485]

It’s better than RICEMILK

[@andreaskarlsson5251]

Oh wooow! This is fucking brilliant. How can I not have heard of this genius before? First comedian Ive found myself laughing out loud multiple times! :D

[@ShreyasBharadwaj]

I want to eat the Rice .... SQUEEZE THE RICE! .... Oh god, I just died laughing.

[@idocre8]

Once again, Maz, you were fantastic! Sharokh and I needed a Maz fix today so we watched a few more of your videos! This one was pretty funny! Don't you hate the kids in their 20 who are able to bounce back from anything? Sh** - sure wish we could turn back the hand of time!!

[@iyayaekita662]

"Axis of Evil" is the funniest movie I ever watched. I watched it in 2006/2007. I laughed so hard I cried. I had not laughed like that in many, many years. Thank you.

[@harshathammegowda1615]

this guy's so fucking good with the accent. pleasure watching him as always

[@Mazjobrani]

+Harsha Thammegowda I appreciate you thank you for the love!

[@abigailpeters7901]

Thank you so very much for making me laugh, Mr. Jobrani! In addition to providing a very sadly ignorant western world with some much needed humanizing of the beautiful people of the Middle East, your comedy is just straight- up funny! Significant and hilarious is a rare combination, my friend. Thanks for your work!

[@muthanna1973]

I like your comedy because it's clean

[@setayeshmaleki1996]

I keep watching em over and over again.They are still fun every single time.I love you Maz ...You are the funniest man in the whole world.Proud to be iranian just like you.God bless you man...

[@Mazjobrani]

+setayesh maleki thanks for watching much love!

[@hl5616]

I've watched the full video on Netflix but these clips still make me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂💯

[@Mazjobrani]

+Hussain Lone thanks for the love bud I appreciate you!

[@hl5616]

Maz Jobrani you should come and do a show in Riyadh

[@khadracabdirizhiid4367]

Bees in a few

[@NightWish2023]

Lots of thumbs up for Maz, pls keep us in the happy, LOL mode! 😂😂😂

[@naghdip00r]

I love this guy !

[@emilashaffy3200]

Love this guy!👏👏👏👏👍👍

[@Ancientlaws]

I didn't want to leave the video without leaving a comment

[@Mazjobrani]

thanks for the support +Ancient laws I appreciate it!

[@yukiannie666]

I just started watching his videos yesterday and im already loving his acts

[@alirezagolizadeh6969]

Best comedian ever exist

[@bajanqueen9876]

hey President Maz. Good one...but you can still eat.................................... DARK CHOCOLATE! !!! Hugs and Smiles

[@Shalbafzadeh]

really made my day. thanks for great work damet garm!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Reza Shalbafzadeh dameh shomah garm Reza thanks for watching bud!

[@brookehamilton3806]

Maz, I did NGO over in Iraq and you absolutely NAIL the Arab humor in this. I can't tell you how much I love this. Please keep doing what you are doing.

[@97adld]

I am so so glad to come across your videos.. been binge watching all of them.. you are beyond amazing...

[@Mazjobrani]

Much love +97adld thanks for watching!

[@SunClub2018]

You are Wonderful Maz

[@halgrimhelgrimson]

As president Maz jobrani i support you! pls make netflix and the others air your shows in scandinavia the same time as the U.S. one! its frustrating to see clips of your latest show, without being able to see it on netflix or the others.

[@ashkantaravati]

Maz I can't get enough of your clips but I'm gonna wake up the whole family as it's late at night 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 damet jiliz viliz mard 😂😂😂

[@0nman]

subscribed a long time ago. and I love your shows!!!! hilarious

[@leorasanandaji5562]

You are very funny. Every morning I watch some of your clips to start my day. God bless you too.

[@navid_ahmed]

Awesome as always.love your videos.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Naveed Ahmed thanks Naveed!

[@MrRooney182]

4:20 Laughed so hard at this LoL

[@PeaceLoveMagic501]

Amazing!!! You help so many people smile everyday and you don't even know it. Keep up the great work! Thanks :)

[@Mazjobrani]

+PeaceLoveMagic501 I appreciate those kind works buddy thank you!

[@armankianpour72]

Maz, you are awesome! and I am proud of you mate!

[@fayenourollahi8493]

thank you for posting videos! I loved jimmy vestvood too btw can't wait to see what you come out with next!! :D

[@Juera]

I really laughed my heart out thanks man for making my day!!

[@bashirabanoo7841]

maz you make me laugh as i drink almond milk as no carbs no lactoze in it. lolzzz. omg .dry nuts milk

[@Mazjobrani]

+Bashira Banoo thanks for watching & laughing along with me my friend!

[@bashirabanoo7841]

Kwaish mikunam. Hahah

[@navinb3163]

MY FRIEND AGAIN!! -_-

[@Mazjobrani]

+Navin B my friend my friend!

[@Nickademi]

Maz you are awesome thanks for everything

[@Mazjobrani]

+Saeed K thanks for watching Saeed you are the man & I appreciate your support!

[@laurfan27]

I'm 32 my injuries start collecting.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Lauren Fanucchi Ain't that the truth, Lauren! It only gets more difficult my friend

[@laurfan27]

Maz Jobrani damn don't remind me. I've got more scars than I can count.

[@shwetamaruvada5654]

Your videos are amazing so relatable for everyone and laugh out loud funny! 😄😃

[@binibakos1342]

You make my day bro, Sideway diet. You are a badass 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kubel83]

I never laughed so hard in my life. You are absolutely brilliant!

[@bealwyene4844]

LMAOF; I feel u brother MAZ; Also u know u getting old when most notifications u get are from ur pharmacist to pick up ur prescritionS and 80% of ur calendar is filled with docs appointments. Lol.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Beal Wyene ain't that the truth 😂😂

[@Bholidhaliwal]

In stitches!

[@keyurkulkarni906]

awesome maz!!!

[@Mazjobrani]

+keyur kulkarni thanks bud I appreciate you!

[@monojithalder9861]

Ah fuck I almost killed myself laughing🤣

[@SHUBHAMSHARMA-pc5zn]

Just a comment in 2019 ,just before new year.Still enjoying watching it.

[@jask.1897]

Just amazingg man😂😂❤

[@user-il9hm2nv8i]

thanks dear maz

[@jaspreetdhaliwal5898]

Maz is funny man😂😂

[@tjkooks]

😂😂😂😂😂😍😍😍😍you are amazing. Love you from all my heart

[@CKSaachit]

felt great... you did something else other than the usual stuff.... keep going Maz ... keep rocking..😎😎😎🎉🎉👍👍

[@Mazjobrani]

+sachchit ck much love bud thanks for watching!

[@prashanthak4771]

as always funny as hell

[@cyrusmehrfar8478]

MazJobrani2020

[@Jackdudu]

Cyrus Mehrfar when everytime someone asking your name, you have to repeat spelling

[@henilshah2366]

You are my favorite, I even bought your book (yeah can you believe that, even I can't). I hope I can get a photo with you some day Maz!

[@missparsley3202]

Don't wanna squeeze the rise 😂😂😂

[@JMMaheswarMANUTDFOREVER]

Loved It...!! Awesome...!!

[@Mazjobrani]

+J.M Maheswar thanks!

[@mrbkosh]

Keep up the great work. Behzad

[@Mazjobrani]

+Behzad K thanks Behzad appreciate you!

[@toso957]

Yo The Sideways Diet is off the charts Lol Max you're the best!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Scott Druyan thanks Scott appreciate you my man!

[@akiontube1]

Maz ..The cleanest bad ass comedian of our generation. Love from India man.😇😊

[@Mazjobrani]

+aki moon nothing but love back my man thank you for the support!

[@aliebrahimifeli2041]

Good job bro 👌💙

[@emonsuper]

You are way too awesome man! I hope you're reading this comment because I want you to know that you're the best. You put that smile (read Laugh out loud and then looking around to see if anyone noticed me which they should after the way I laughed) when I'm on train, going to work...

[@Mazjobrani]

+Iftikhar Chowdhury YOU are awesome buddy I appreciate you!

[@rheamorales1329]

Hi Maz, as Secretary of Health is Wealth, I totally agree with Informant on the milk issue. Wanting to wish everyone a Happy Veganuary! Toss a ripe persimmon (not a ripe Persian as spell check wanted) and blend with some sweet nondairy milk and a sprinkle each of cinnamon and nutmeg. Cheers!

[@sherl3888]

Really enjoyed your videos!!!Brings me to laughter after a long day's work!!! I admire your intelligence and political wit!!!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Jerez thanks buddy much love!

[@khalilsalihzada8256]

Perfect man

[@Livindaybyday]

You are Awesome! So funny! Oh and I get that damn cart every time! :)

[@Mazjobrani]

+Debra Rainey you are awesome Debra thanks for watching!

[@richardmorgese2369]

you are brilliant, i love you so much

[@Mazjobrani]

+Richard Morgese thanks buddy much love back

[@wiam3569]

OMG lool you're so funny 🙌😂

[@Ahmedchelseafc20]

Yaooo u r amazing man

[@NeenadArul]

In shape outta shape happened to me today 😬

[@amirmohammadganji485]

I don’t want to Squeeze the riceeeeee! 🙃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I died ( از خنده مردم)

[@DanShureMusic]

New favorite comedian

[@Mazjobrani]

+DanShureMusic much love buddy I really appreciate your support. Killer tunes on your channel as well keep up the great work!

[@sexiclan]

My ex is Iranian and whenever i watch your show, you remind me of him hahah. Come to Viet Nam Maz!!!!!!!!

[@angeloardanuy7346]

hey Maz...I really love tour comedy! Althought Iam nota that good in English, you are amazing! greetings from Brazil

[@Mazjobrani]

+Angelo Ardanuy greetings back brother Angelo!

[@satviksehgal5147]

amazing work again! much live! happy new year. please come to India!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Satvik Sehgal much love buddy!

[@Mihhai25]

I don't know how this shit came into my youtube,but it's pretty funny. KZbin's way are maybe misterious😀. Greetings from Romania!

[@laohantun7404]

You forever funny.....thanks....

[@owaiz85]

Hey Maaz.... Wow!! Lol the new diet, everyday i see my tummy shape and like, comeon!! How the hell it comes out... Hahaha

[@innoxentguy1665]

I became a great fan of you bro.... الله يحفظكم إن شاء الله

[@Mazjobrani]

+InnoXent Guy thank you my man and I am a big fan of you!

[@furogh1]

Homemade Almond Milk Soak the almonds overnight or up to 2 days. Combine the almonds and water in a blender. Blend at the highest speed for 2 minutes.

[@AnthonyDoesYouTube]

much love mister president, would totally love to smoke a blunt with my friend maz, gotta come to cali and try out our newest stuff mate 😉

[@shoaib1029]

Mazzzz my brother! Happy New Year to you buddy!!! Take you Advil just in case lol

[@Mazjobrani]

+Sean Ibrahim Sean my man happy new year!

[@recitermoon7974]

We love you Maziar khan. You are the Best.😂😂

[@Mazjobrani]

+Hrd2 impress & I love you all back! YOU are the best!

[@martintaroon2538]

cool and very funny person

[@Mazjobrani]

+Martin Taroonjezeh thanks Martin you the man!

[@arashkarimi6228]

😂😂😂😂😂great job again 😂👌

[@Mazjobrani]

+arash karimi much love Arash thanks!

[@yumicrisostomo3094]

Wish I can come to your shows

[@miracleshappen4483]

Almond milk is delicious! ;-)

[@benastaraki2845]

I loved this!! 😂😂😂😂soo FUCKING funny

[@Mazjobrani]

+ben astaraki thanks for supporting Ben I appreciate you!

[@benastaraki2845]

np brotha keep up the amazing work :)))))

[@st-tq7ks]

Love and support from India dude

[@rutammokashi2146]

squeeze the rice HAHAHAHA 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂

[@benastaraki2845]

The outro was lit 😂

[@Mazjobrani]

+ben astaraki thanks buddy much love!

[@KiranG03]

Maz, when are you coming to Atlanta?

[@NishitSoniYT]

'I don't wanna squeeze the rice..' 😂😂😂

[@donshad9468]

I don’t wanna squeeze a rice 😂😂😂😂

[@balooga1989]

Please come to the Irvine improv again!!!

[@Mazjobrani]

+balooga1989 soon buddy no doubt! Much love thanks for all your support!

[@king27702]

ur funny outro made me to subscribe 😂

[@Mazjobrani]

thanks +Drilon I appreciate your support buddy!

[@king27702]

Maz Jobrani greetings from Rep. Of Kosovo

[@docwithart]

This one was hilarious.

[@kshitizkapoor4679]

i love u Maz..come to India plz

[@Kulsum-12]

Hilarious! Love from India.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Kulsum Maniar nothing but love back