"Men Having Babies" | Maz Jobrani - I Come in Peace

Good year for me last year as I had a baby! Well I didn't have a baby my wife had a baby...
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[@Aornum123]

Is anyone else on a never ending loop of Maz videos?

[@deathadder6463]

Aornum123 I know what you mean!😂

[@Mazjobrani]

+Aornum123 +Death Adder much love guys! Don't forget to subscribe so we can keep laughing together :)

[@mcsexy123]

same man

[@soheilgholoubi5362]

me ! i cant sleep its 5 in the morning and the addiction started by a single click!

[@Mazjobrani]

Soheil Gholoubi Schwagl0rd- Mcsexy 123 love you guys!

[@khadi8424]

"how middle Eastern of you" 😂 this is the best thing he said loooool!!!!

[@riadvelar9260]

Hooome !! Very proudly 😄

[@binibakos1342]

That was funny ass man 🤣🤣🤣

[@whiteangel80]

What was the guests reply thou before "how bery middle eastern of you"? I didn't hear it?

[@synchronicity67]

@@whiteangel80 home !🤣

[@AndyXypher]

"Go buy one and move it" LOL.

[@misslini400]

I love it when Maz smiles in the middle of his jokes, his smile is contagious!

[@neyazzaman347]

His moustache makes everything funnier idk why

[@hamidmehmod]

Maz u r awesome with ur stand-up comedy

[@Mazjobrani]

Merci Hamid! You are awesome my friend. Don't forget to sub ;)

[@sabeeda]

Iam a middle eastern I drove myself to the hospital had a baby and was brought back home

[@ecampbell9506]

"We don't have a piano." *" Go bUy ONe aNd MoVE iT!"*

[@sultanarsakor]

love this guy... his comedy is light and fluid...

[@Mazjobrani]

+sultanarsakor appreciate you buddy!

[@Rock11td]

i'm an Arab and i like when u make jokes about Arabs .. u r the best :)

[@yettobeengineer2528]

Thbt Ash ليش ؟

[@sultanabdulhamidii579]

اللہ اکبر

[@fmamamaba1460]

@@yettobeengineer2528 عادي ما فيها شي

[@yettobeengineer2528]

@@fmamamaba1460 وك

[@FreedomFighter08]

Thank you Maz for all you do, im half swedish and half persian and I really enjoy all your shows always, i want to see more of you! :)

[@akramzakriti9909]

PEEEEEWDIEPIE

[@Mazjobrani]

+FreedomFighter08 thank you buddy much love! Don't forget to subscribe :)

[@summydots]

Why breath together habibi 😂😂😂😂

[@lolxdtyp]

I'm part german and part hawaiian-american...Get at me, Maz! ;)

[@omowunmilynda558]

omg i stumbled upon this channel, now i am addicted. lol

[@Mazjobrani]

+Omowunmi Lynda much love my friend don't forget to subscribe :)

[@akhtar7574]

At 2:52, I couldn't control my laugh at all...

[@lucianafernandes1940]

Just love this type of comedy, Maz Jobrani you are the best, truly blessed and hilarious

[@tinadeangelis3946]

"wheres ur wife" "at home" "oh at home, so middle eastern of u".... ROFL "when my wife is giving birth, i drop off her off at the hospital and then pick her up after she gives birth - why breathe together" ROFL cos these are so true.... yet so sad

[@tabithamwaura8585]

His just an African man. We stay home with the babies....nesting is real. I didnt do lamaze. Neither was huby.in the maturnity room .he wud be making phone calls.🤣🤣🤣

[@hope-peace5076]

Salt & Pepper I am

[@hope-peace5076]

Tabitha Mwaura 😂

[@atashaumar6852]

I've been bench watching his for the past 3 hours 😂😂😂 he is hilarious af 😂😂😂 ... and now I remember I have an exam to study for but ... maybe one more video 😂😂😂

[@Mazjobrani]

+mesa omar go study my friend I'm not going anywhere! You can laugh with me every Tuesday at 9:30am PST for new uploads :)

[@george.a7364]

Good to see a middle eastern comedian we all deserve a good laugh.

[@TheKronicStoner]

Who needs antidepressants when you've got Maz!!! 🤣

[@Caicoish]

After a whole year watching Chappelle's and Chris Rock's old stand ups... I found a new worthy one... congratz

[@malicamohsenzadeh8367]

I watch you every night with my Persian family, they love you, you're so funny!

[@mustang5315628]

Simply wonderful !

[@dhavamaneeganesh2147]

I would watch title again and again and again 😂. I specifically love the exuberant dance and more importantly the way the james bond clip is exploited.

[@canvea]

You are so amazing. I smile and laugh so much at your daily observations. Perfect comedy. Never stop!

[@Mazjobrani]

nothing but love +canvea I won't as long as you keep the nice words coming :)

[@tarykaras8371]

Whenever I need something to make my mood happier I listen to one of Maze’s clips. It gets me going again. God bless you Maz and your family

[@vittoriovolcanni801]

Moz You're The Best Comedian Ever... !!!

[@dhirenksharma9297]

*Maz

[@vittoriovolcanni801]

Dhiren Sharma Ops Maz, but his father in iranian sounds like moz! Thanks for correcting!

[@dhirenksharma9297]

haha dont worry, and yes he is the best comedian ever!!!

[@Mazjobrani]

You are the best commenter, Vittorio!

[@vittoriovolcanni801]

Maz Jobrani Gracias amigo for answering! Muchos Éxitos! i wish you the best of success!

[@jayarajjohnson2476]

This comedy is of a Completely Higher level. A comedy that could only bring Peace.

[@a_bode1]

You are so funny! Thank you for this one, I loved all the way through. As mother of paternal twins, please keep the jokes coming; it gets more interesting as they grow. Kindest wishes from Sydney, Australia.

[@farooqmirza7577]

the one with the hanger beating is too good

[@jatinpratap2259]

Maz you are just amazing ..............I am a patient of depression since past 4 years .... I don't even remember that what was the last time I laughed carefree.......but you ended that up...I just started seeing you since past week and you have changed everything.....I GOT SO MUCH INTERESTED IN YOUR TALK caz it is all relatable........You are the best comedian I must say you made m,e laugh .....I mean a person who hasn't even smiled since months.........I've started seeing humor in everything.....now I laugh....I take things lightly......I appreciate everything that GOD has given me....watching your videos is like talking to someone who makes you laugh without offending you of who you are and how you look blah blah......you will understand me well like caz you are married to an Indian woman. I am an Indian 'brown skinned girl' I face a lot of discrimination on the basis of my skin color a lot of times though most of the people in india are browns and blacks still INDIAN GIRLS face discrimination on the basis of their skin color ......whatever colour is the guy it doesn't matters at all but they want the girl to be white as fuck like the Americans, Russians , Iranians etc. You don't have any idea of what you mean to me and what you taught me in the span of just one week....... I'm 17+ right now .........I'm going to rise and shine soon and I'll see you soon after few years and I'm definitely going to create a proud moment for you in the future. Lots of Love and Blessings for you and your loved ones MAZ. My name is PALLAVI SINGH . DO remember my name caz I'll amaze you someday with a big surprise.

[@jameseddy6835]

Maz you are one of the best.

[@selva991]

Breathing class,,😁😁😁😁

[@ryanamiri8652]

everybody loves Maz even his enemies for sure

[@chloepearl1671]

Guy, you crack my ribs. Bless ya

[@gemRitza05]

Thanks for the laugh, Sir! :) I wonder.. have you been here in the Philippines? We, Filipinos, love comedy and laughing a lot. Your material might be mostly about Middle Eastern stereotypes but I guess you will get a good reception if you have an act here. :) loving the way how we laugh out stereotypes and understand each other's differences along the way as well. #aRoundofApplause #StandingOvation #MazJobrani

You're just... brilliant! ☺️ I laughed after wathcing every single one of your clips! The way you improvise with the audience is genius... esp. genial 😊

[@ScotchVX]

Habibiiii ....

[@abofatma2148]

You probably won’t see this but I love watching your stand ups. I laugh so loud when I watch you.

[@maxmohajer7245]

laughed my head off Maz !!! that was awesome !

[@moulahrougue5732]

I have maz addiction now😂

[@ntinosvoidonikolas1232]

Maz you re the best..!!!

[@brownsuger4670]

Youu. Killing me 😂😂😂😂

[@hsa5089]

Loved this one..

[@sachunayomi]

Maz you are beyond amazing 😍😍😍

[@sushitarajesh]

Loved it!!!

[@arshia1698]

Cheers man! CHEERS!!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Arshia Hamedi cheers brother!

[@waniamunir5046]

I AM ADDICTED, PLS HELP, (P.s. I am Emirati, from Dubai, and I love your vids)

[@bulkufamily2181]

his eyes are smiling all the time

[@akanshamishra3836]

I love vibing to his intro song 😂😂😌🤚

[@snuff2023]

Omg Maz im a new fan!

[@babygurlll968]

Hes the best.

[@reenachacko9898]

Love him

[@allprivelegsofworld]

why breathing together habibi hahahahahaahaha

[@faizahsaeed3004]

Love maz

[@Hokshawi]

So funny 😂

[@imramy]

I just found you 🙈 Heard about you. Thought "oh iranian.. sitcom...boring". But I got wake-up-call. Haha. You're awesome Maz! Best wishes from another iranian... And not armenian 😂 or turkish. Peace from Stockholm

[@Vichente845]

This is not fair ! You should have more subscribers because u are hilarious and u deserve it

[@Mazjobrani]

Thanks buddy! Got some new stuff coming to my YT channel soon

[@ayatjararaa]

you awesome.... hope to see u soon in UK

[@Mazjobrani]

+Ayatallah Jararaa thank you my friend nothing but love! Hope to be back in the UK soon!

[@AbrahamFiruz]

He is incredibly funny

[@vashtipersad2738]

😂😂😂😂Sunday June 27th 2021 ,at 12:05 in Trinidad and I can't help myself,I am cracking,your jokes on point ,really I am laughing so loud that I am feeling relax after a hard week of work ,✌

[@fereshtehvahidi1426]

The last part 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jahanaraali8291]

Jst discovered you on KZbin Your really funny 😂

[@saeedfarhadi1773]

pretty obvious who came up with laMaz!

[@IsaPudiyapura]

this is no longer on netflix... :'(

[@szqsk8]

I work in a medical office for several middle eastern surgeons and this is so hilarious.

[@GrazynaJB]

Maz , I am POlish and I really love your stand-ups... you are amazing... witty, funny, and right to the point of the wonderful human sarcasm... just pls change your introduction to your movies... its so annoying, you have no idea :)...love your humor

[@VK_BeautifulLife]

I am from India and just discovering this guy's comedy now thanks to the KZbin Algorithm. We women do tend to get mad when in the labour room men tell us to breathe, the doctor tells us to push and the nurse tells us to calm down & lower the screaming, while we are doing all the work, lol!

[@Manavakavakava]

You are a legend :)

[@Mazjobrani]

+Ani Skerdiani YOU are my friend thanks for the love

[@Manavakavakava]

Maz Jobrani i am a huge fan of stand up, and I have laughed this much only when i have seen stand up done by Robin williams and george carlin. You are awesome. Im glad i discovered your talent.

[@Mazjobrani]

Ani Skerdiani

[@streetjustices1706]

This guy is hilarious.

[@haydros4722]

The house remodeling is so true :)

[@mirei3857]

Hahahaha..... Hilarious 😂

[@darakurdi]

my name is dara just like you're son . big love from kurds nation

[@mcsexy123]

Maz I love you

[@Mazjobrani]

& I love YOU +Schwagl0rd- Mcsexy 123

[@1969Mizori]

Mr Jobrani, are you coming to the UK someday?

[@susenasravani95]

I found you and liked all your videos

[@Mazjobrani]

+susena sravani thanks for watching, Susena!

[@jackiescrystalmoon]

Come to Ireland!!!!

[@wildae.]

that was so funny :) :D

[@monaalaa745]

same thing in egypt ,,,, lol ....

[@IWillSayMyPeace]

This guy is way better than most of the mainstream standeruppers like seinfeld, chapelle, etc. The only thing is the ethnic schtick keeping him sort of "marginal". But definitely one of the BEST standup acts ever to walk the earth. The only reason he does not do gigs in shows like jimmy kimmel live, jimmy fallon, etc, all them jimmies, is most probably that he is muslim (well, sort of) and iranian.

[@bmr2104]

How Middle eastern of you!!! looooool

[@AmirDadashov]

I’m Azerbaijani, I can relate (We’re just north of Iran)

[@imranhussaini3447]

We don’t have a piano, well go buy one and move it 😂😂

[@saraisak6685]

Hilarious!!!!!!!

[@champianvlogfamilytv3645]

Cool

[@chickfila1149]

The man and the woman MADE the baby together but the women DID ALL THE WORK

[@BrownBoyCanadian]

Maz when you coming to Toronto Canada

[@arwalrkz8242]

Hahahaha!! Soo funny!!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Arwal Rockz thanks buddy!

[@michaelh.7040]

🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏

[@Javen24]

lol.. fucking hilarious!

[@aawowjinaay3264]

I am gonna dress up like him. Gentleman maz

[@mehakusman9779]

Where do I find all of your shows!! 😩😩😩

[@vivekkumarvi]

We have the babies😀😂😀😂

[@hatimfilali8554]

Maz, chatori, much love from this Moroccan fan, I saw you once in Amsterdam, when are you coming to Morocco ? I really want to bring you to Morocco, how can i contact you ?

[@Mazjobrani]

+Hatim Filali nothing but love back my friend!! You can check my tour schedule at www.mazjobrani.com hope to be back in Morocco soon!

[@1969Mizori]

@@Mazjobrani Visit us here in the UK too.

[@ilia_d3m0]

That guy git BUSTED!

[@emmaherrnsdorf5473]

Hi, you are really funny, do you make jokes about armenians? :-) Would love to hear something about us

[@hosseinmoeini1428]

We in Iran have some jokes about Armenians who live with us in Iran.

[@rogemillecastillo3183]

Watch his stand up in just for laughs. He mentioned Armenians... 😂😂😂

[@asad2579]

Very nice dude doing great keep it on and share free videos on KZbin thanks 😜

[@1970babak]

Lol

[@monaah1793]

lol

[@adershm3510]

What is the bgm he is using for the voice over?