"Stupid People on Twitter" | Maz Jobrani - I'm Not a Terrorist but I've Played One on TV

People say stupid stuff on social media all the time...especially Twitter...and I think I have the solution!
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[@Mazjobrani]

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[@WateverWatever04]

"If Allah wants me to land, I land Wallahi" *DEAD* 😂😂👏

[@sepidek7240]

Even reading it cracks me up again😂😂😂😂

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

WateverWatever04 So, you didn’t land then? Innalillah...

[@hm6376]

The funniest of all is when you typed dead All in caps. DEAD. 😂 it keeps getting funnier. I am a Muslim by the way. 😆 I will never jump like Mustafa did. 😂.

[@fananta1629]

Its "wallahu".. stands for "wallahu alam" means "only god knows"

[@assadbenbrahim]

@@fananta1629 no lol, allah(u) a3lam means only god knows the "w" means "and", and wallah(i) means I swear by god

[@umangjain293]

5:48-"Oh hell no" that impression😂😂😂😂😂

[@DeepakKumar-dy7gc]

true

[@008akshaysharma]

@@DeepakKumar-dy7gc00 Kkl

[@DrJG9]

"Google before you tweet" - indeed!

[@Mazjobrani]

Wanted to give you guys an extra long video this week for being the best fans in the world! Thank you ALL for the love & support!

[@laurfan27]

Maz Jobrani as always you make me laugh in your videos. u have my full support. much love buddy.

[@recitermoon7974]

Maz Jobrani Thank you for making us laugh for Free😂😂😂😂😂

[@zunair744]

Maz Jobrani when your next movie coming out

[@rosysanchez5938]

Maz Jobrani please come to Miami FL

[@sbmatt]

Maz Jobrani . thank for the laughs

[@brandonn.410]

I'm 25% Czech and I died watching this.... 😂😂 "Get the goddamn Czechs, goddamn it."

[@shangtsung1362]

I'm a quarter Slovakian! Hello quarter-neighbor!

[@a.d.1563]

2 great countries. Many people her do have decents from there :). From germany

[@nji7772]

LOL I/m Slovak - no one's even heard of it.

[@jogdeepak]

Your name is Bharat ( The real name of ancient India ), docu u have a connection with our Bharat Mata

[@smusavi8916]

I'm wondering how u can 25% Czech?

[@dr.brainy2005]

I love how Maz brings culture into his stand-ups and tries to educate through comedy. Great job.

[@carinaalexandrasimoes89]

I used to love Russel Peters... but now you won the first place Maz! I wonder my neighbours must be freaked out. I laugh so loud it will reach their dreams! 😂😂😂😂😂(its 5 am)! Lol

[@Mazjobrani]

+Carina Tawheed Ikhlas thanks for the love!

[@Mahesh-vk5zj]

That russel peter is racist towards Indians

[@SureshYadav-zd4lw]

@@Mahesh-vk5zj I don't mind that most of his things are true and funny too

[@jokerglimmering779]

Right, I used to love Russell, but not anymore

[@ravsinghrajput2105]

@@Mahesh-vk5zj racists towards indians !!! The best joke ever.. I'm indian and love peters jokes.. Maz is funny as hell also, love his jokes and he makes fun of Arabs, its part of comedy and being diversed..

[@spencer871]

Love how your comedy blends your culture and even teaches my fairly ignorant ass about things. You're also funny and charming as hell. Love from Canada.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Spencer Doust Much love back Spencer!

[@KB-tg7pf]

Yes! When I was 10 a Muslim foreign exchange student lived with us. He was so sweet! The sad thing was, he fell in love with America and had dreams of becoming a commercial pilot. That didn't happen. :( But he did get a good job and moved his whole family here with him.

[@nikolatesla2963]

wow that;s nice...Idk me, I kinda afraid to live in the US tho. lol I prefer Europe.

[@nikolatesla2963]

@rinrin I'm not a muslim. So, I'll have to work my ass off.lol

[@travellinghippie_countingm1970]

@Raine Riny 7 good point. Those whites doomed themself in back with last three decades of extra liberal migration policy. Got back what it deserved.

[@thiruvalluvar3880]

He wanted to become a commercial pilot to fly buildings... Don't trust people blindly

[@lenitaa7938]

@@thiruvalluvar3880 So every wannabe pilot is a terrorist now in your eyes?? Every M-Eastern person has to be penalized now, because several extremists committed violence?? Interesting! For how long do u think we ought to employ Collective punishment?? 5,10, 20, 100 years?? Tell me, don't Westerners commit terrible crimes?? Do we punish whole towns, whole countries?? The reality is that the Middle-Eastern people are just as afraid of the terrorists as we are!

[@narimantv2363]

"I believe that we will win"That makes me laugh everytime😂 Keep up the good work dada

[@Mazjobrani]

+NarimanTV much love buddy thank you!

[@ludmillagutomo]

"google before you tweet" words to live by 👍

[@fatimahsubhi4864]

“If Allah wants me to land I land if not I die Wallahy “ 😂😂😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@sultanabdulhamidii579]

Allah means god in Arabic it's what the Muslims god called btw

[@fatimahsubhi4864]

@@sultanabdulhamidii579 i know

[@entertainmentquiz2826]

Loved the part where he explained that you dont bomb a country you know nothing about just because of two idiots who did something stupid... the Chez uncle👏👏 The Twitterslap app... i would love that one😆😆😆

[@amrutatre1809]

Literally in tears watching this 🤣 Maz, you are incredible. 🙏 Just came across your channel and now I'm hooked. Love from India 🇮🇳 ♥🙌

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

The TwitSlapApp! That's GENIUS! Someone, Kickstarter this nao!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Barbara Joseph-Adam I just ask for a 10% royalty ;)

[@YankeeDowerah]

M on it....2020 releasing

[@Luiza-qm3uv]

You're such a great comedian! Never retire please!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Luiza Awecka thank you buddy I really appreciate you!

[@thomass7221]

Luiza Awecka and you're such a beautiful princess, never retire being a princess please!

[@Luiza-qm3uv]

Maz Jobrani Mazyar Khaan I'm not a buddyyyyy, I'm a girllll. Greetings from Poland! I have a cute persian cat btw and I have debt with him till the rest of my life....cuz he showed me your channel :D

[@mehrdad5767]

Luiza Awecka just persian cat😒

[@Jesuschrist-tl6cd]

Luiza Awecka You're beautiful 😍l

[@user-mf8iy1uz8n]

Max Jobrani! I have never laughed so loud and hard in my life. You’re the Best comedian ever. Thank you 🥰

[@bertkreischer]

Maz 😂😂

[@barskaraahmet9122]

THE MACHINE!

[@narekhart9862]

bert you the man!

[@Kim-vs4vb]

Maz Jobrani, Sir, you are awesome! The way u marry politics, religon and many social issues that are real world problems, with comedy is just amazing, great job! I hope one day soon to come to America and visit one of your shows, as im a huge fan of yours, what an awesome experience that would be. Thank you for the great work you do!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Kimashnee Poonsamy nothing but love to you my friend I appreciate your support tremendously

[@royahoffmeyer3959]

Maz you are the BEST comedian ever!!!!😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@leounderson171]

wish I could watch this guy on a live show, I am a Filipino working in KSA and I love this MJ.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Leo Underson much love Leo! Thanks bud! You can catch me on CBS's new sitcom Superior Donuts :) I appreciate you!

[@leounderson171]

I'm smiling widely for ur reply. sure sure I wil.. tnx much MJ.

[@fadygabr1396]

Brilliant as always Maz, all the love from your fans in Egypt!

[@Mazjobrani]

Much love +Fady Gabr

[@HogRebel]

Shukran! Greetings from America! 🇺🇸😎👍

[@keyurkulkarni906]

another great one !! we want you in india man!

[@abhisekdas435]

Maz for president of US.. support from India😊😊😊😊

[@Mazjobrani]

thanks +Abhisek Das! much love!

[@sayorray906]

Abhisek Das He's from Iran btw...

[@ajinkyagadgil2747]

Abhisek Das Iran needs him more than USA.

[@ajinkyagadgil2747]

Sayor Ray Iranian american.

[@nazmulhossainniloy5128]

Nah! USA needs Natanyahu or kim jong un

[@n.s6483]

I love how you take the time to respond to so many comments on KZbin! you're brilliant😀 please come to Portland again!

[@Mazjobrani]

+N. S hopefully soon my friend much love!

[@quadrantzero3161]

3 years later 2020

[@bharatamla40]

I have seen all your special but still watch all your clips on KZbin... Love you man

[@vivianacavazos6673]

hilarious guy!!! wish he was my uncle... every Iranian I have met are very nice and this guy looks nice and mega funny!!!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Viviana Cavazos much love Viviana!

[@alakokhan3453]

Can i be your uncle? I am also ME and very funny.

[@top1percent424]

GOLD!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@luvkcha09]

Thank you Maz for not using the f word like a lot of comedians do. I like your comedy.

[@1988favorites]

You always make me laugh 😂 Hope we all can make a change in America and help people understand we're not all terrible people!

[@originalproduct422]

Maz you always have a way to keep things in light of serious issues. I enjoy your frankness. Bless you.

[@juliekostas7322]

Maz-jan, your videos always put a smile on my face. Keep being you! Blessings to you and your family.

[@monitag1878]

omg I love you Maz you always bring joy to my heart ....would like to attend one of ur stand ups and maybe in Algeria

[@elizabetholiviaclark]

You're a great person to wake up to. Thanks for making my day!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Betty Clark thanks for spreading love, Betty!

[@ivannikolov4242]

I'm so happy i found Maz on KZbin. This guy is extremely tallented comedian!!!

[@JcfernJcfern]

u r truly awesome.....malaysian.. n just love how u can bring out the silly side of each nation with such gracefulness.. u LAUGH WITH US... thats the way MAZ...HOPE TO SEE U IN PWERSON.. A BIG DREAM BUT THERE IS ALWAYS a posibility

[@Abouezili]

I love your comedy, its funny and clean humor...refreshing! Glad I found it

[@farazkamil7317]

Who else watched the interview?

[@92kartelzbak]

lol i did.

[@piglette0928]

Is there a link?

[@Innocentah]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mKrCdH2oeZyllcU

[@taniwha3706]

Innocentah ~ thank you

[@Innocentah]

You are welcome

[@improv5736]

Love this dude!!! Maz you are the man! Come back to the Improv soon!

[@tetyanamohammed7192]

Lmao that remark about Chechens and Ukrainian accent 😂 hilarious talk that erases stereotypes and leaves us with just healthy laughter. By the way, Ukrainians ain't Muslims unless they're from Crimea, most of them are Tatars, and the rest of us are converts. 🌙 Much love from Michigan

[@futurequagmire6199]

Well no there's not much but there is white ukrainian Muslims there that have been Muslims for hundreds of years , don't forget we are right above the former ottoman empire and right next to the former islamic empire bro

[@alevtinaalevtina8156]

Интересно, где он говорил об украинском акценте? Он говорил о русском акценте приезжающих с бывшего Союза. Хотя, у чеченцев свой акцент и вряд ли он бы его смог повторить.

[@alevtinaalevtina8156]

@@Mverons Для вас чеченский -это славянский акцент? Для них наш акцент именно русский, никто не разбирается, к какому из славянских народов принадлежит говорящий. Никогда никто не спросил ни меня, ни моих подруг из Болгарии, Словакии, Украины, откуда они. Просто спрашивали: "Русские? У вас русский акцент". В его монологе акцент как "славянский" тоже не упоминался. Русские, украинцы или чеченцы..."Кто-то, кто говорит вот так"

[@thomasford9513]

I was required to watch a ted talks of yours for one of my classes in college, and I loved it and I couldn't remember your name, but while watching The Young Turks on KZbin I recognized your face on the panel and was a bit excited to recognize you. Long story short I looked up your name in the description and now I've been watching your videos for the past week. I'm a bit late to the fan base but I'm really enjoying it! Thanks for the good comedy, Maz!

[@suadpolashek6400]

I love the jokes and the way you perform @Maz Jobrani, my son got me in to watch your videos!! Bless you

[@Robinshahidullah]

love the "tweeter slap" addon 😆 following you for 4+ yrs now...keep up the good humour...💝

[@mahdiehfarahani9669]

This is the first time commenting on KZbin.i just wanted to thank you for what you do,you changed my mood 👍🏻😅🙏🏻

[@shobhanajha8596]

love your talent...you are out of this world!

[@Donnapp95]

where can I watch this entire stand up special online?

[@0fficialPyroIceDude]

Donnapp I think you have to pay for it and it's on Amazon, I would highly suggest it my cousin and his wife went to one of his shows about a year and a half ago and they said they'd never had a better time together

[@Donnapp95]

n0x I'll definitely check it out on amazon, thanks!

[@FahimFarooqFoto]

Donnapp I could watch it on Netflix

[@zunair744]

if your really desperate Google and youtube

[@Mazjobrani]

+Donnapp +n0x +Fahimchen F. +Zunair Qureshi man I really got the best fans in the world. Thank you all for the support. You can watch it on Netflix, Amazon, Google Play, etc!

[@Queennenelwa]

I am fan ... first time knowing of you ... love from Tanzania 🇹🇿

[@rhalyndavidmorgenrothgerma4965]

It's holiday here in KL and guess what Maz? I ended up watching your videos whole day! 😂😂

[@vielmalonzo3107]

I'm Filipino and goddamn Maz is funny as hell. Please don't ever stop doing what you're doing ♥️

[@baskaranm]

Oh boy! How many found it both hilarious and stressful! Maz, you do it every time I watch your clips on such issues. I feel for my middle eastern brothers! Maz, when you visit Singapore, I will be in your show cheering for you!

[@patricuahernandez1436]

your awesome maz luv,hugs and many blessings

[@Kho0oneh]

You're great Maz, keep up the good job

[@golestansalimbeigi1449]

love your shows .. only comedian that makes me laugh

[@jonathantheo6293]

The Expression of the passengers reacting to arabic conversation. "oh hell no" haha.. if been watching this vid for 8 times now, just because of that punch line. funny AF dude !! Maz Jobrani, keep up the good work. maz you are brilliant and the contents of your jokes, is very smart ! may god bless you, and i hope, you can change the western society mindset, that islam is wonderful. best regard from indonesia.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Jonathan theo nothing but love Jonathan you the man!

[@jonathantheo6293]

No dude, you are the man !! Its nice to see that theres still so many nice and friendly peoples around the world. Thanks for all the jokes Maz, its literally brighten my day.

[@Bholidhaliwal]

You are so brilliant!

[@alirm849]

Your are so good bro. I can’t stop laughing 😆. We love you 😍 Maz.

[@jessicasalminen6060]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love your showes!!

[@KarandeepSinghK]

7 mins of video! Thanks Maz!😍

[@Mazjobrani]

+Karandeep Singh just for your Karandeep for being the best fan!

[@umarcheema7624]

dude...love your comedy ..great work... the theme is casually befitting ..!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Umar Cheema thanks for watching buddy!

[@beyonceyonce6144]

I can't believe that I just find you now, you are so good in what you do🤗 you are amazing! and can't believe that you really make time too answer back too people!hope one day I will have the chance too see you live! God bless you and your loved ones ❤

[@Mazjobrani]

+beyonce yonce much love my friend thanks! I appreciate you!

[@mitram6122]

OMG i cant breathe from laughter 😂😂😂 that was hillarious ❤

[@Mazjobrani]

Much love +MiTra M thanks for the support!

[@VM-wt3ti]

Hi love you I’m middle eastern too it’s really hard living in America and people being mean to me. Your channel really helped me cope and laugh. You’re great. Keep it up Maz you’re great!!!

[@mostafamahmoudi8295]

Hey Maz, again another great comedy by you. So funny

[@Mazjobrani]

+Mostafa Mahmoudi much love Mostafa thank you for the support!

[@sainatanhaei6210]

Omg your jokes crack me up maz ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣god bless you , I wish u luck

[@royhamilton5265]

Maz you're a brilliant comedian you v got ma support . LOVE YOU

[@Mazjobrani]

+Roy Hamilton nothing but love back Roy thanks!

[@ihave200ksubscriber6]

Watched this video over and over , still makes me really laugh , thnx bro

[@Mazjobrani]

+Ibrahim Bauhadoor thank YOU Ibrahim!

[@LV-ei1ce]

You are just amazing ! Godly talent, come to Florida alreadyb

[@StartwithAce]

Hilarious, glad I came across this. Subscribed 👏🏼

[@DeepfriedNutz]

If they attacked Chechnya they would have attacked Russia (Chechnya is a Russian region/state). I thought you were going to mention that, would've made it funnier.

[@ntuthu263]

Attedus1 he did

[@lyndonfebrero5872]

I dont have any subscription to comedians. Except you. You are just really good at making us laugh. Hope you have more followers.

[@lyndonfebrero5872]

By the way, another Filipino fan here.

[@avinashsingh8173]

Love you Maz... You are so hillarius, never afraid of hitting the evils in the society and world by your witty humours.. India loves you

[@sambou6286]

Top as always Maz !

[@imrio101]

i love all your shows! :) Keep it up

[@Sonny84586]

Maz you are halarious, I haven't laughed so hard in a while.

[@Itw0rture]

Just wanted to tell you that becuz of u my brother is getting through depression, he din't clear his engineering exam and my mom just demotivates him as hell, good thing I told him about you and he is better than before. Thank you for putting a smile on his face :))

[@Mazjobrani]

Much love +Itw0rture to you & your family let's keep laughing

[@alanoud9674]

amzing and funny as usual 😂😂😂😂 I subscribed cuz of the last part 😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@vis-alisaidoulaev8657]

i'm actually from chechnya, funny like always and i love to watch it

[@susenasravani95]

I'm glad I found his videos

[@mcgregorkurum]

Most underrated best comic ever his jokes are always brilliant without vulgar words... 🙏👍

[@reehanataj2208]

Love the tweet slap app! Maz, you should tour the UK!

[@nadiam6890]

Excellent performance Maz, truly enjoyed it.

[@christiekumar1110]

I really love your jokes. thanks

[@azambayat4931]

Thank you for a long video Maz

[@maryamsaidi8513]

My favorite Maz comedy❤

[@avesfalcon5863]

Maz , the best thing about you is that you don't use vulgarity. Your jokes are classy, and I salute. Please do consider comedy on Identity Fakers. Many stupid people fake their identity. Good job!

[@Siriuslyyy]

He never disappoints.

[@OutsideThatCubicle]

awesome maz. love and respect. cheers.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Sam Narz love & respect back Sam!

[@sherbet24]

Perfect lenght of a Video, thank you Mersiiii!!

[@liferelick1538]

The "go yankees!" Killed me! LMFAO!

[@garad5158]

hala makhala makhala hala makhla hala makhla lol good one

[@dk_jack]

Great guy

[@Mazjobrani]

+Dinesh Kumar you the man Dinesh!

[@amalar5903]

😂😂😂 Love your work Maz!! Thanks a lot for uploading😀 Lots of love from India!

[@Mazjobrani]

nothing but love back +Amala R

[@manasuniyal2897]

You are an amazing comedian..... 😂 😂 😂

[@sarahkhan3457]

Tweet slap app!! 😂😂 I would as well opt for a whatsapp slap app! ;) Your comedy is just amazing..love the way you break stereotypes! Keep up the good work!! :D

[@Mazjobrani]

+sarah khan thanks Sarah much love!

[@sasanlover]

Keep going Maz. You're really good and I'm proud of your comedy as an Iranian !

[@achintsharma9314]

U r hilarious and a sensible comedian at the same time and I must say u got a beautiful smile... Keep rocking

[@Mazjobrani]

+Achint Sharma thanks buddy!

[@owaiz85]

Hey Maaz... Again one of ur laughing bombs... Loved it!! My support with u buddy!

[@tehranrizz1707]

bombs ? FBI is on you

[@ShahlaAlaei]

Really funny! Thank you

[@user-lc4we4rg8f]

U just made my day, thank you Maz. Just subscribed.

[@Mazjobrani]

You just made my day +孙博文 thanks for the love buddy! I appreciate you!

[@MsKatECoyote]

oh my god dude you're so fucking hilarious I love your comedy so much.

[@Mazjobrani]

thanks +Kat E. Coyote much love to you!