The Simpiest Simp That Ever Simped

[@DylanJacob23]

Appreciate how Pancho addressed both parties. The girl is a complete narcissist and needs help.

[@blackmaleapproching]

True

[@Lazyspaceout]

Or maybe a mental institution

[@Wrestlingfunnymoments]

@@Rfarmer820 if you really believe that you need help to

[@international_icon]

I lost it at “Now kiss my feet 🙄” I honestly wanted to do an illegal to her

[@devin2445]

@@international_icon fr

[@inmyopinion5991]

The fact that people like this actually exist makes me think an asteroid wouldn't be such a bad thing

[@Sweets4mee]

Right?

[@cheiftainvulpix]

Fr

[@Greenyguy]

lol yea

[@jonahl6447]

Real

[@randomguy-fj1ym]

i ruined the perfect 111 likes >:)

[@i_am_very_schizophrenic]

If you ever feel worthless, just remember these pay pigs.

[@FART_INHALER]

I'm also glad i don't live in Ohio.

[@marcusbrown3289]

@@FART_INHALER I'm disappointed.

[@crymeslv.1893]

Bro ur username

[@Ok-_-719]

Lmao

[@i_am_very_schizophrenic]

@@crymeslv.1893 I know

[@saptarshighosh7192]

Brahs, embrace grind, embrace hardwork, embrace self respect. Be a man of purpose brah. Don't simp, go to gym and get the pump brah.

[@evolvedysonboost]

exactly brah

[@GIMMEMONEYIMYOURTAXCOLLECTOR]

fr brah

[@bluenight5747]

The simps a masochist, which is why he keeps on doing what he's doing

[@CoffeeManiaTV]

Brah?

[@KydM-xq6ow]

You want pump not plump brah!

[@faby6879]

My great grandpa was a proud man who survived dozens of battles. He was so happy and confident about our next Generation in peace. Im so glad he never has to know what our generation has become😭

[@t_gabiuel6058]

I've never seen someone so down bad in my life. The worst part is that he is doing all of this for a below average girl.

[@Heretowatchvideos123]

Fr a 5/10 is me being generous

[@julidee_]

ong💀

[@Czaint]

He loves it lmao welp

[@TheSoccerStar]

Yeah bro he literally has a boner 💀

[@RoyalestFort]

@@Heretowatchvideos123 2/100 being generous she deserves 1 tho

[@Cunox582]

The worst part is that people simp for people they have no chance with.

[@ravenhendrickx6131]

If u simp u already dont have a chance

[@spacefish8370]

she doesn't deserve anyone

[@jomiplayz2765]

i dont know how people simp for women who look worse than nadia

[@Josh_SRT]

You’re wrong since I found out she liked me back and I obviously shoot my shot

[@thunder5045channeltrash]

she looks ugly on that chin ngl

[@geepea21]

The fact that he has to cover his face just shows how shamed he really feels about this

[@patodoesntlikeu]

fr

[@theheadhunter2427]

No it cant be that. It has to be the girl making him wear it in order to keep his identity a secret. Think about it, if other girls were to find that dude they would A. Tell him he’s being played like a fiddle or B. Take him as a paypig Its all tactical

[@tobib7143]

The funny thing is someone can still find out who he is cuz he spoke.

[@lolu5334]

He probably enjoys it 😂

[@amprofuckpff3352]

Dude he can kill her it’s just his too simp

[@maas1208]

Girls like this are the reason why people like Andrew Tate exist

[@AndreiPopescu]

Tate is basically the male version of these girls. With or without them he would still be the same.

[@S_JB]

@@AndreiPopescu what does this mean? and also Tate is not in any shape or form like these girls. He preaches self respect and respect as one of his main pillars

[@AndreiPopescu]

@@S_JB He preaches self respect, but not respect for others, especially women.

[@S_JB]

@AndreiPopescu wrong again he is perhaps the nr 1 "advocator" of teaching women right ✅️ hold the door, pay for the dinner etc etc.

[@AndreiPopescu]

@@S_JB You forgot cheating, which he tries to convince people that it is ok if the man does it. That is not showing respect for women.

[@FLARE080]

i can't describe this. this was some dark web level shit for me if any of my friend even goes close to simping we ain't friends anymore this was sad to see as a man

[@mrtrollnator123]

Same here my guy, this is depressing

[@therealslimshady6763]

You never saw Femdom stuff ? Wow Bro I mean not being rude but you are either too young or too old But yeah this is sad I mean it's okay to do it with someone whom you trust but to trust a good damn random 6 girl to do these with on public is down bad But yeah this is basically just role play and she gets paid for stepping on them and stuff I though Feet fetish was common No?

[@alexyancy6018]

@@therealslimshady6763 feet fetish is the most common fetish among men

[@alexyancy6018]

Nah, if you a real friend, you help him get him outta that mentality (that is, if he wants that help)

[@kingvonman6468]

I used to honestly be a huge simp but I realized that I was a dump and started to work out and head jogging and after two years I’m doing good for myself and I pray for the poor guys to turn their lives around

[@Somerandomturkie]

King Vonman W

[@Yes-ls7fv]

The lord has saved u my g Keep up the grind 👍🏽

[@kingvonman6468]

@@Yes-ls7fv I will keep up the grind my boy and I hope you keep it up too

[@Crazedpanda999]

He picked up his 👑

[@JizzM8]

Some of us were in that point dude. Stay strong and go to the GYM homie 🙏

[@333benny]

I’m glad my dad slapped me around when I acted like a little b*tch . I love you dad

[@muhammadfaheem3746]

W dad

[@jackhunterminecrafter7104]

W dad

[@Gamerboy10100]

Wrd 💪🏽

[@GabrielTheBeyonder.555]

W dad

[@notjeih]

​W dad

[@Salheeeel6]

never degrade urself to this level and i like the way ur editing the videos now pancho its way more funnier than before

[@blackmaleapproching]

True

[@mizzzlicia1832]

But... He likes it. He's consenting and coming back for more. Buddy is doing good

[@dylanrousseau-dn2nq]

@Jack Wrath 🅥 no

[@kosovoisalbanian8792]

@@mizzzlicia1832 wow the western world is delusianal af just… wow

[@mizzzlicia1832]

@@kosovoisalbanian8792 you think this just the west???!! BAHAHAHAHAAAHAA ok bro.

[@danieljohnson2576]

No SIMPathy at all for this guy He deserves everything she did to him😂

[@effix9097]

Bro this is the exact thing that gets them horny.

[@drewlueck7145]

He did pay for it 💀

[@mrtrollnator123]

​@@drewlueck7145💀💀

[@rikoshet8307]

he likes it

[@rikoshet8307]

yeah i guess but dude how can u not judge that kinda guy@hamidraza234

[@DinarSariyani-db1yr]

When i was a kid i was worried that the world would end, but if we have ppl like this im praying that the world would end

[@KPrendo]

Fr

[@s-b9ifjry7732]

Imagine watching your son being in one of these videos; getting stepped on, dragged around with a leash, and licking the girl’s shoes. Also imagine your daughter being the girl in the video. Honestly I don’t know what’s worse.

[@alteredsensations8273]

i was thinking the same thing

[@bubbaXzone]

imagine knowing the girls boyfriend realizing the boyfriend is the camera guy witnessing all this.

[@Rubber.Spatulas_husband]

Probably your son being the guy, it would be horrible knowing that your son might go homeless for a six 💀💀

[@Lucid_high09]

@@bubbaXzone rip 💀

[@noahoakley339]

I would actually beat my son. Not because of the humiliation kink, to each their own. But I'd beat the simp out of him.

[@notsubb]

ngl I stopped watching pancho like 6 months ago and I came back to his channel just gotta say the glow up is absoloutly insane

[@boydwhite4190]

ong

[@Panchooooooooooooooo]

2m otw

[@DraydenX]

@Jack Wrath 🅥 how about no

[@Mechy_Grimm]

@Jack Wrath 🅥 man even got the fake check that's commitment

[@FastFlowFrosty]

@@Panchooooooooooooooo frl 🤟💪

[@dasportsfan2122]

I’m actually gotten more grateful that I have parents who actually raised me well because of you

[@FART_INHALER]

Why you got one of the Xbox default images?

[@dasportsfan2122]

@@FART_INHALER why not lol

[@FART_INHALER]

@@dasportsfan2122 oh ok😂

[@FART_INHALER]

@@dasportsfan2122 i got the same one

[@mrgrump1003]

Each day, I discover a new way to lose more faith in the human race. And I thought I already lost all of it.

[@alberthoek2506]

This was the saddest thing ive ever seen a man do.

[@nord1544]

imagine being the security guard watching the cameras and this just happens at your atm

[@marko9695]

I'd double check if I got high before my shift

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

I would just think "I don't get fucking paid enough"

[@septic.1s]

This is depressing af. It’s sad seeing some mentally damage themselves for someone that just uses then

[@johnf8067]

I actually got mad watching this, if this were me she'd get a punch in the face if she ever tried to humiliate me. I still cannot comprehend how astronomically down bad can sb be in order to do shit like that... Stay safe y'all cause damn this is sad

[@adrianrenteria4229]

Your not the only one. I'd punch her in the face and leave. It's a shame these men exist.....their destroying the little bit of masculinity we have

[@liiiiionnnn]

He asked for it so if you’re in this situation it’s your fault lol

[@johnf8067]

@@liiiiionnnn true tbf, but it's so sad it actually makes you mad if u know what I mean

[@johnf8067]

@YellowJellow bruh I didn't mean it literally

[@Czaint]

@@darealskinwalker Wow you’re dumb, shooting people or killing people is top tier comedy.

[@freefallingfree]

5:20 the slow turn to the camera had me dead 😭😭😭

[@ZetaReticuli_]

I have said this countless times before; simps are the only 'victims' that are actually more loathsome than the predators who prey on them.

[@squishybot-lg4vp]

the "pay pig:" thing actually killed me 💀

[@justincarignan528]

fr

[@origame364]

Thanos was Right....

[@user-xo2og8kv1o]

what the hell, shes not even a 5. i cant imagine how miserable these guys are.

[@moonrabbit3949]

bro fr. pancho giving her a 6 was too generous.

[@Yes-ls7fv]

Take the makeup off n a solid 2 n that’s me being generous

[@r1ckastl3y86]

I'd literally say 0/10 and that's me being generous 💀

[@abyssalgaming9994]

A baby wipe can ruin her whole life 💀

[@mrtrollnator123]

She's in the negative numbers 💀

[@rivergamertv9702]

the intro where the guy barked was legend my god it’s been 3 hours and 190 likes I am confused on how already 250 likes well 1 away I guess but ok (wat) wow 250 likes like 1 second later

[@TemperedJay92]

He barks better than IShowSpeed

[@elijahnaqau20]

Ha ha 🤣

[@chad-mt3ud]

Good one

[@blackmaleapproching]

Too good 🤣🤣

[@theunknwn6460]

230 now

[@realxfinity]

As a girl I can confirm this is just sad 💀

[@2ndcomingofFritz]

You don’t need to be a girl to “confirm” this is pathetic, it’s quite apparent to either sex.

[@Usp_FearZz]

I aint a female and noticed the same

[@camilomarchesi1793]

I honestly think girls have no souls u can not do this to a guy doesnt matter how awful he thinks he is

[@constructiverfd5304]

​@@camilomarchesi1793it depends

[@Kfc143]

Why do u need to say “as a girl” does it matter if ur a girl

[@Hank_SchraderCat]

These kind of videos unironically give me more motivation to work out more.

[@kieranroot7447]

what really killed me is how the ATM was a drive-through with people sitting there waiting for their turn

[@Litchrally_Lolo]

I love the editing, Pancho. So funny, bro💀

[@doomsday24]

lmao the reverbed fart bits took the air outta me.

[@fuzzytomatoes6886]

ive been watching panch for like 5 years now and hes only got better

[@reigninbloodaraya]

he ain been on youtube for 4 years yet but I get u, he's a g, I bloodly love the man

[@fuzzytomatoes6886]

@@reigninbloodaraya I remember watching him in 2017

[@content682]

I actually feel very bad for these people who simp over OF girls.

[@jakd2962]

Seems like an actual addiction tbh. This is what happens when you’re a young man chronically online spending your life away. These dudes need to spend money on therapy instead of this shit.

[@KurtousHart-qb7rz]

Stuff the losers they do to them selfs

[@Baronvoncupu2]

These kind of girls make me thank those alpha males for existing

[@someguy34hnt]

Well, this is... One of few videos ever (if not THE one), that made me feel the absolute void of despair

[@valiveti05]

7:21 imagine being the guy behind pancho being like wtf is this man watching

[@RavDeBest]

true

[@TemperedJay92]

I feel bad for Pancho for sitting through a cringe video

[@ethanloch3802]

He does that every day lol

[@TheDumbyGuy]

​@@ethanloch3802LOL fax

[@AngelIink]

Girl is a solid 4

[@EGG2646-v3g]

Solíd 2

[@Yourfriendthescalemodeler]

​@@EGG2646-v3g solid 0

[@EGG2646-v3g]

@@Yourfriendthescalemodeler fr

[@KyoyaTategamiLEO]

A 6 is generous for her

[@CoolDuhJ]

Bro I feel so bad for him I literally wanna cry-

[@Panchooooooooooooooo]

You shouldn’t, let him drown in the sauce

[@CoolDuhJ]

@@Panchooooooooooooooo I mean I guess he did this to himself but does he really want to do this stuff deep inside 🤦‍♂️

[@Panchooooooooooooooo]

@@CoolDuhJell no but it’s hilarious to laugh at idiots like this, idgaf I’m not his therapist

[@AbrahamLincoln544]

Abraham is disappointed

[@amirahahmed8924]

@@AbrahamLincoln544 god damn this dude disappointed abraham. This is some next level low

[@jen-ms6yv]

Pancho I just want to let you know that you’re my favorite Mexican raincoat

[@CaptainF123]

wtf?

[@ryuzawa3438]

Bro seeing this dude just made me think about a lot of stuff and also think about myself, i started to do some exercises at home because it will make me healthier and also to work on my body and i am really enjoying making exercises even though its not gym or something like that going from a sedentary routine to making exercises all days makes me really happy to be trying to make me healthy and not beeing like this guy (sorry if my english is bad, im from Brazil so i am still learning)

[@chigookafor710]

I don't understand how someone can be this down bad

[@defaultdan9715]

It's all an act

[@sageK.]

this hurts.

[@Super0of4]

Why does bro look like he's tactical sprinting at 7:06 💀💀

[@notprezy]

They're actually the same guy because they both have the same shoes, body type, and voice... As a 16 y/o male I genuinely feel bad for that man and im also disgusted that a woman has probably done him wrong to the point where he had to do resort to this to be happy. I hope he gets a grip on his money and standards and fights back the manly submissive urge he has...

[@Louis_Roper]

What an amazing title to this video pancho!!!!!!!!!! 👏 👏 😂

[@MrStanFungi]

giving her a 6 is too generous. When she first came on screen I legit thought she was some random 14 year-old who was in dire need of finding good style

[@nejkgamessk6031]

Man pancho sorry for talking shit in the comments, i respect the character development you've gone through. Keep it up brother.

[@BrandonIsTired]

Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust And another one gone and another one gone Another one bites the dust Hey I'm gonna get you too Another one bites the dust How do you think I'm going to get along Without you when you're gone You took me for everything that I had And kicked me out on my own Are you happy are you satisfied? How long can you stand the heat Out of the doorway the bullets rip To the sound of the beat look out Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust And another one gone and another one gone Another one bites the dust Hey I'm gonna get you too Another one bites the dust Hey Oh take it - Bite the dust bite the dust Hey Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust ow Another one bites the dust he he Another one bites the dust haaaa Ooh shoot out There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a man And bring him to the ground You can beat him You can cheat him You can treat him bad and leave him When he's down But I'm ready yes I'm ready for you I'm standing on my own two feet Out of the doorway the bullets rip Repeating to the sound of the beat Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust And another one gone and another one gone Another one bites the dust yeah Hey I'm gonna get you too Another one bites the dust Shoot out

[@BrandonIsTired]

Queen and JoJo reference my lord.

[@charlestalbotrice2007]

Queen referance.

[@Urban_snake_]

Beautiful 🔥

[@TheDumbyGuy]

BRO JUST TYPED IN A WHOLE SONG W

[@Sephiroth-1]

" One of my pay pigs " 💀💀 damn bro at that point just kill me lmao

[@michaelreimer1111]

Her eyelashes are falling off in the second video and I could NOT look past that 🤣

[@nazafarinchowdhury8092]

2:52 I’m not even-😭😭😭 this is truly and genuinely TERRIFYING 💀💀

[@Promisebreaker222]

Love the music at the intro lol i’m a huge metallica fan and i swore it was for whom the bell tolls

[@Sculk2008]

Yes it is lol I didn’t expect to hear Metallica in a pancho video

[@peteylou3973]

Thank goodness none of my 11 nephews are like that!!…. They’re all between 20-30 years old, and all their girlfriends are nice. Common sense runs in the family. You sure find the the thought provoking clips..haha

[@therealslimshady6763]

Damn Bro 11 of them tell me you have more than 2 sisters please

[@pizzik_252]

For whom the bell tolls in the first second Pancho is a METALHEAD

[@sebastianviecco6891]

@Pizzik I was scrolling down to see if anyone noticed that. Fellow Metahead. YAY!

[@pizzik_252]

@@sebastianviecco6891 Yeeee lets gooo 🤘

[@sebastianviecco6891]

@@pizzik_252 if you don’t mind me asking, how old are you? I don’t know many people my age who are metal heads. I’m 16 btw.

[@pizzik_252]

@@sebastianviecco6891 same

[@sebastianviecco6891]

@@pizzik_252 I don’t know why my reply got deleted. But I was saying that I didn’t want to come off as a creep, but I was wondering if you had Instagram? I don’t know many metal head my age. And I love chatting with metalheads. I also said that I understood if you didn’t want to cause we’re strangers

[@miaoingg]

when bro started crawling with a leash you know its too late for him

[@liammiller1472]

how do they not realize that they are not being valued like at ALL.

[@Dev_ilicious]

What is wrong with these people? I would rather die alone than be like this. Jeez louise.

[@Nicholas-I]

I think the worst part was when the guy was bricked the fuck up 💀

[@colekelly5505]

I was bout a say💀

[@FART_INHALER]

When? What time?

[@Nicholas-I]

Roughly 4:14

[@FART_INHALER]

@@Nicholas-I aw naw mans little dong poppin out naw

[@Nicholas-I]

@@FART_INHALER ik I spotted it 😭💀

[@anandathirthasacharya2012]

Hey man this video was like your old ones and I enjoyed it a lot. Hope you make videos like this more

[@Geiger_]

Bro, just imagine being this lady's boyfriend.

[@POWERMINDS747]

Yeah, He was the one recording the video of his gf humiliating that loser simp! LOL

[@noahoakley339]

I would stuff a live grenade in my mouth and pull the pin.

[@Dopaaamine27]

Don't call her a lady.

[@RavDeBest]

@@Dopaaamine27 she is a paypig owner

[@ferrucciocaracciuolo8139]

​@@RavDeBestShe buys them for 2 pounds.

[@demonstraxlepro]

the sound effect made me laugh in tears

[@ibarelyupload7648]

i just watch these right before i meditate, so my self respect doesnt get so low that i end up becoming like one of the so unfortunate to fall into the trap

[@bababoy4204]

4:10 not the lego sound effects💀💀💀

[@ThatonekidabcZ]

I've never been so embarrassed to be a human

[@damiensisco6960]

Hey, maybe there are wild animals out there who simp for other wild animals.

[@Hank_SchraderCat]

I’m pretty sure a lot of female birds simp I don’t know it’s just something I read

[@Natedog-gx3nj]

Honestly, I would love to see a video of this guy just meeting up to tell this girl he's done.

[@Tylerstreams500]

paying for a girl looking like that? broooooooooo, thats wild. DOWN BAD

[@Glitch650]

That’s what I’m saying she looks like giggle mind

[@Tylerstreams500]

@@Glitch650 lolll, yeah bro she's like megaminds distant cousin, forehead power

[@Glitch650]

@@Tylerstreams500 exactly

[@m.h.1090]

I never understood how guys like these wouldn't spend 200 bucks on a dominatrix if that's their thing. It would be a lot more cost-effective 😂

[@budgieboi1]

we should all appreciate Pancho the actual chad for watching this god forsaken video for us. God bless him

[@ManofGeese600]

We love when pancho uploads

[@elijahnaqau20]

Yeah man😎

[@Jbreezy_38]

bro the edits make ts 10x more funny

[@ppoukg]

NAH THE EDITS ARE CRAZYYY 😂

[@hermiemarimla3951]

Genshin impact community:

[@Catheadquarterofficial]

I swear I'm not that down bad as a genshin player

[@nl2568]

Nah I play genshin for lore

[@Catheadquarterofficial]

@@nl2568 as a genshin player myself, I play for Raiden shogun, I literally started playing because of her

[@CaptainF123]

@@nl2568 "The lore in question:"

[@nl2568]

@@CaptainF123 Genshin lore is actually an amazing storyline. The down bad fandoms ruining the game fr

[@trapAxcidonthebeat]

7:28 bro looked at the camera like "help me"

[@Arr2_]

8:41 nah man she a 4 on a good day 😭💀

[@lifedeather]

Lower

[@thefish2499]

@@lifedeather lower is way too generous

[@mrtrollnator123]

@@thefish2499 rock bottom

[@somenormalguylol]

Normal Guys: I wonder how the other men are doing. The other men:

[@DARTH_COMiX]

Somebody give this man love and affection he clearly needs it

[@KontentKitty]

i kinda feel bad for this guy

[@DilfLover1112]

Nah i busted out laughing at 7:39 😭

[@stantomtom2359]

8:22 this looks like an execution video. Lol

[@Corydon7719]

Fr💀

[@Voltrical]

frrr 😂

[@mrtrollnator123]

It actually does 💀

[@Sculk2008]

Me: clicks on a thumbnail *being this* and suddenly gets caught off guard with For Whom the bells at 0:01

[@simongonzalez7721]

8:27 looks like a cartel murder is about to happen 💀

[@wreck342]

Fr 💀💀💀💀

[@BrenPV]

"I just got back from walking one of my pay pigs" i have no words

[@Che-Luigi]

No matter how much life can suck at least I'm not this guy.

[@prestonobryan2548]

Let’s all take a moment to go back to 2:00 “you are gonna get on your knees and and give me the money okay?”

[@malakash4716]

how happy I would be if I were in his place - are usually the comments that are found under such videos

[@ManHamAslume]

There's something deeply unsettling about a HUMAN BEING on a LEASH

[@IzzyGaming-ux1nn]

0:05 Literally every boy who's in my middle school:

[@LUFFY.EDITS.01]

and this is why aliens dont visit us

[@KPrendo]

Agreed

[@alexanderkuokkanen4897]

I feel so bad for this guy something had to go badly wrong in his life for him to do these types of things

[@defaultdan9715]

Don't it's all an act. How can you people not see through this. It's a masochistic fetish ffs.

[@virtual8207]

THANOOOS

[@Random-jm4pg]

2:05 imagine being that car in the back waiting to go to the atm

[@Brandon-p9k]

I would be pissed

[@bubbaXzone]

what gets me is "my boyfriend filmed me" like thats is beyond fucked up. I can't fathom how the boyfriend is ok and allows this. while the paypig physically sees a guy possibly assumes its her boyfriend knowing its just pointless what hes doing.

[@Aruto-ũru_Oberuti]

Wow that is simply the simpiest simp in the simpiest simp history

[@Iowts]

Got a question: if a man is a big simp and somehow manages to attract a girl and has a son from her, is his son a SIMPSON? It sounded funny in my head.

[@skylerallens]

lol wtf bro?

[@Iowts]

@@skylerallens my humor is broken

[@Lbiggypop]

life is truly sad :( we need to end this i get sick just thinking about this

[@JimbobTheBird]

Watching this man take out hi life savings to get stepped on had me praying

[@rayyanahmedyahaya6366]

Whenever I see dudes behave like this My heart boils Like wtf 🤬