The Simpsons - The Best of Patty and Selma Roasting Homer

The rivalry between Homer and the "gruesome twosome" is one of my favourite running gags of classic Simpsons. I've collected Patty and Selma's best insults toward Homie here. Enjoy!

[@natevic1867]

“The first you’re gonna see is a man with a good job” “Yeah, the doctor” 😂😂

[@devilpupbear09]

He he he 🤣😆🤣

[@Katracho-ot3uk]

In the words of the great Ron Simmons; “DAMN” lol 😂

[@natevic1867]

@@michaelwainscott2633 you must be fun at parties

[@BortBortson]

One of my most favorite lines. Homer was absolutely wrecked but also motivated even more. Being a good man and hatred of sister in laws can be very motivating lol

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

Homer Simpson"I'm going to kill you both one day Patty and Salma"

[@ClairvoyantDreams358]

“It’s like he disappeared into fat air” these 2 are hilarious

[@TanticHero]

I chocked from laughing

[@drewisours]

Lol!!!!!!

[@Ben77788]

😂

[@Embermoon91]

One of the best roasts in the series.

[@KJ-of6lf]

That's my personal fave!

[@mcs-bl6sg]

Homer: I'm a bad father! (Crying) Selma: You're also fat. Homer: I'm also fat!!!

[@ARedMagicMarker]

Selma: >:3

[@imjoesan]

🌚🌝

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

Homer Simpson"HAY"!!!!!

[@nebulousisgod]

The fact that he repeats it makes it hysterical

[@LisaKoffler]

Patty's insults are worse than Selma's!

[@oonis.aucoix]

"He disappeared into FAT air" is my personal fave.

[@LisaKoffler]

I would expect that from Patty, since she's the meaner twin!

[@HauntFreak13]

Same

[@thebowlfosho4974]

"It's a place I've never been before!" "Ah, the shower."

[@MrTimshellscherber]

Hey!

[@lauraleon9332]

🤣

[@r3ml3p41]

”Well as the tree Said to the lumberjack I am Stumped”

[@LisaKoffler]

Even after Patty and Selma shower and wash their hair, they start smoking all over again!

[@shahancheong9792]

"It would leave less hair on the couch!" Wow, Mama Bouvier is savage! At least now we know where Marge's sisters get their sass from.

[@LisaKoffler]

Their mother was always like that. BOTH she and her late husband hated Homer, and she accused him of "ruining" Marge's life.

[@ghostchick5275]

@@LisaKoffler NGL, getting with Homer DID ruin Marge's life. Imagine where Marge would have been if she had never met him.

[@LisaKoffler]

Ghostchick, anything's possible! Somehow, Marge and Homer were able to find a way to be happy together, and have 3 kids!

[@christywakeen229]

I never got super into this show, it seems like everyone has it out for Homer, but I don't know why.

[@LisaKoffler]

Christy Wakeen, I think it's because of his own parents - especially his father! He wasn't the brightest person on the face of the Earth, and Homer inherited some of that himself!

[@ashleydavall]

The words on the tombstone "We're richer for having lost him!" 🤣

[@Gblack2014]

Lmfao!! 🤣

[@Mscldrew]

They missed the best part… Patty: it came with the burial plot, but that’s not important, the important thing is homer’s dead. Selma: We’ve been saving for this since the day you got married!

[@TurquoiseStar17]

@@Mscldrew Beat me to it. Wish this video didn't cut that line.

[@samalvey8168]

"Get out of here, you ghouls!"

[@michaelwainscott2633]

F ing hilarious!

[@AcemodiusVT]

Patty: “There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.” Patty, about 10 seasons later: “I’m... I’m gay.”

[@ivangass7770]

LMAO!!!

[@mathieuleader8601]

FORESHADOWING

[@anglobostonian]

Which speaks volumes considering "Treehouse of Horror" episodes aren't considered canon.

[@iim4xii129]

They're the same thing, twat.

[@ivantheterrible2594]

Klaus after seeing that fat Asian woman take her top off: And just like that I am gay.

[@Nyx773]

1:42 Bonus insult from Grandma Bouvier

[@LisaKoffler]

She wasn't stupid, but she did have some misguided perceptions, like Patty and Selma did.

[@reginagonzalez4467]

3:23 absolutely killed me 😂😭 Selma: “Oh my god.” Patty: “What?” Selma: “Five cents off wax paper.” Patty: 😱

[@ryline666]

But did it kill you?

[@purpleglitterladette]

Cold blooded 😂

[@imjoesan]

I'll be shocked too

[@arirenzi-surprenant3493]

That’s my favorite one of their scenes!!

[@drewisours]

Hahhhahaj

[@joshuaferguson698]

“I was just thinking about the time Homer got his nose caught in the toaster” “We’ll watch the tape tonight”

[@RegentofArrako]

😂

[@apple54345]

Living in their heads rent free.

[@michaelwainscott2633]

"If you like being pawed by something fat and lazy, we could get a cat." “It would leave less hair on the couch.” 😂😂

[@LisaKoffler]

Jacqueline Bouvier could be vicious, too, but Patty is the worst!

[@repussified]

So funny that Otto and Selma bonded over trashing Homer.

[@miloseviczarko45]

B, C, D, A, B

[@petermasefield8403]

It was Patty though. Selma wears the blue dress

[@machoman1016]

@@petermasefield8403 and the orange circle earrings.

[@disneytoysr4fun975]

@@machoman1016and the middle part

[@BrianRetro]

It's not a Homer insult, but I think my favorite Patty and Selma moment is when Bart spends the day with them at the DMV. There's a whole lot of people waiting to be helped and the two of them are behind the counter smoking. One of them goes, "There are some days we don't let the line move at all!" Then the other one goes, "We call those weekdays!"

[@lupodelupis3672]

Those nasty spinsters 😂

[@LisaKoffler]

Is it any wonder they're still single?

[@Xammie98]

Lmaooo same I reference that line a lot 😂 there should be a complication of patty and Selma in general

[@spacepopeXIV]

A lot of people hate on Patty and Selma, but they're definitely near the top as two of the funniest characters on this show. They're so diabolical, especially in that scene where Patty tells Homer, "Now you have to crawl on the floor like the dog you are."

[@xandercage2388]

Now say "I am Homer Simpson, a lowly dog, in a dog's voice"

[@redeyedbandit1251]

The way I see it as a kid, you hate their antagonistic relationship with Homer but when you get older, they are hilarious!

[@Martina_B]

I think part of the reason why people hate them is definitely misogyny, Mr Burns is also presented as an ugly, evil, ruthless, diabolical and generally repulsive character in the show but nobody seems to really despise him as a character, there's a double standard at play, male characters are allowed to be ugly and evil and still be seen as cool and iconic while female ones if evil are only seen as such if they're conventionally attractive.

[@Phinal_Flash]

They were definitely ahead of the times as far as dark humor in Animated sitcoms go.

[@lilme2me]

@@Martina_B Agree 100%.

[@pecahalloween]

One of the Simpsons characters that deserve their own spin off. "The Spinsters".

[@kyndrablankenship1758]

(laughing like Patty and Selma)

[@LittleMoose1]

Sounds like a job for Gil.

[@Bus293Fan]

They’re both simpsters

[@edhitchins5521]

Naw. The only character without a shadow of a doubt who deserved a spin off was Lionel Hutz. 'Lionel Hutz: Attorney at law' would be better call saul on crack.

[@josephcook6442]

I mean you're right. One could mistake them for a gay couple

[@darreylhenderson702]

Selma: When are you going to wake up and smell your husband, Marge? Patty: Granted, you got some kids out of him, but when the seed have been planted, you throw away the envelope.

[@jrmetmoi]

😆😆😆

[@LisaKoffler]

WOW! I thought it would sound better if their comments were reversed, since Patty is worse than Selma!

[@jeremykrause9443]

Selma seems to be more tolerant of Homer historically.

[@reikun86]

Selma cares about Marge’s happiness, and to that extent, she’s softer towards Homer.

[@okamijubei]

I think it's more that she cares for Marge more rather than she tolerates Homer.

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

Selma knows on some level Homer can provide happiness for Marge. Patty just hates men.

[@ZhangtheGreat]

Selma and Homer even had a heart-to-heart moment at the end of the Duff Gardens episode.

[@jeremykrause9443]

ZhangtheGreat yes! She was feeling very down after having a tough day with the kids and Homer listened to her problems and held her hand. I always remember that moment too.

[@Kid_Charlemagne76]

I love how they always rip on Homer for being fat even though they're not skinny at all LMAO

[@meepmoop2308]

hes fatter than them

[@yourlocallesbian6448]

They used to be skinny, don't know what happened to them lol

[@jessiebloxie]

Homer looks fat compared to them tho

[@LisaKoffler]

When my mother complained about me being overweight, I said: "Mom, I don't mean to be disrespectful, but you're NO string bean yourself!" She agreed.

[@Reshme77]

Irony

[@Phinal_Flash]

3:57 "What do you know? He's wearing pants." "I owe you a lunch." Hilarious 😂

[@enterthebruce91]

"Are you wearing a grocery bag?" "I have misplaced my pants..."

[@Tinkerbella89]

1:39 "get outta here you ghouls!" Love it 😂😂😂😂

[@brain_apostrophe_t]

I'm still not over ned climbing a ladder and looking at absolutely nothing

[@cartergomez5390]

I think I missed that one. What is the timestamp?

[@Pichustrikesback]

lol yeah, just like when Chief Wiggum is looking (for Stampy, I think) under the dishrag and inside the blender.

[@TDIdialgagirl]

0:29

[@MaydupNem]

Nothing at all. . . Nothing at all. . . Nothing at all. . .

[@wickedshadesproductions5254]

It’s Treehouse of Horror Anything goes

[@scottyrl6314]

“Rabsolutey Rothing Rarge” said by dog Homer always makes me laugh

[@Magooch86]

In 25 years I had no idea that's what he was saying. Cheers

[@scottyrl6314]

@@Magooch86 it’s just a guess 😂

[@Magooch86]

@@scottyrl6314 sounds right, I'm gonna go with it

[@LisaKoffler]

At first, I thought I heard either Astro or Scooby-Doo!

[@keyanawhitely7942]

In human translation, "Absolutely nothing Marge."

[@nicholassmith41]

1:04 Patty: “Am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?” 🤣

[@daniapfel9673]

Funny

[@LisaKoffler]

I saw Selma say that earlier!

[@D.W.Granata]

You could hear this voice clip dozens of times on "Svengoolie". In other words, it did just get fatter in here! (No offense.)

[@chartc8511]

*”Five cents off wax paper!”* 😱

[@MassEffectGER]

*making the Troy McClure face slap*

[@LisaKoffler]

Back in the old days, I think wax paper was five cents, since the US Dollar had a value.

[@m.a.packer5450]

Used to think Patty and Selma were harsh when I was younger, but as an adult and someone who's watched both my sisters' lives ruined by marrying losers and idiots, I can appreciate those two's feelings about Homer. Sure, he's funny on TV, but imagine if he was real

[@user-cr6qv1bn2u]

True.

[@sandiego2380]

If he were real he would be a loving caring husband, but since tv is sexist of course they’re gonna show a screw up dad and a loving hard working mother.

[@thewildqueen4976]

Their laughs are hilarious!

[@dannythomas417]

Were. The voice actress can barely voice them anymore.

[@LisaKoffler]

Julie Kavner had to come up with 3 different gravelly voices, since Patty and Selma are twins.

[@daniapfel9673]

@@LisaKoffler It's true

[@LisaKoffler]

Dani Apfel, thanks!

[@coolbreeze5683]

They're like funnier, smarter female versions of Beavis and Butthead, which was also a popular show at the time.

[@punman5392]

4:35 the irony is that Patty and Selma can never seem to find anyone and their hate for Homer always comes across as them projecting their jealousy for Marge being able to find someone. At least until the later seasons when Patty comes out

[@amandasherman8686]

I love how the last clip states that Patty lost her heterosexuality by seeing Homer naked and years later she comes out as a lesbian lol

[@regalecusglesne3022]

to be fair i would rather be alone for life than marrying homer simpson

[@jacobmassey3897]

@@juliaknudstrup9191 try watching the first 4 seasons and you'll see that he is a loving father who regularly goes out of his way for his kids. For example, he takes on an extra job to pay for a horse for Lisa and throws himself off a cliff to show Bart how stupid it is to risk your life just for popularity. Would you rather marry Homer or Peter Griffin lol.

[@bellabliss1860]

@@juliaknudstrup9191 you wouldn't understand if you only watched the newer seasons. he was much more admirable in the first eight seasons or so, when he was an oaf, but still loving and caring while striding to do better. while he was flawed, you could at least understand why people loved him so much.

[@wjb4578]

@@bellabliss1860 Yeah everyone will agree Homer becomes worse for the wear in the episode "Homer's Enemy" where his transition from loveable oaf to narcissistic monster begins.

[@rugbyplayer9100]

“Marge’s dates get homelier all the time” “Mhm, that’s what you get when you don’t put out” 😂😂😂

[@ChrisManley1994]

“It’s a place I’ve never been before.” “Huh, the shower!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LisaKoffler]

God only knows whether or not Patty and Selma shower and wash their hair on a regular basis - especially with all that smoking!

[@hopeclayburnsax9369]

Yo, when the mama got in on the roasting with “it would leave less hair on the couch” I lost it 🤣 Poor Homer

[@LisaKoffler]

Yes, their mother had a sense of humor, too!

[@Brinah]

I love the sisters and their laugh 😂

[@VoyageOne1]

“There goes Davy Crockett and his bald skin cap” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shadowking1380]

“That’s what you get when you don’t put out” 😂😂😂😂

[@LisaKoffler]

Patty especially thinks Marge has the "homeliest" taste in men!

[@TallSilentGuy]

0:39 The overkill showing Homer wrapped up with hat, gloves and earmuffs is the best thing ever.

[@RegentofArrako]

“There goes Davy Crockett and his bald skin cap” 😭 I’m over here crying 😂😂

[@philbecker4676]

I never really got that joke. Maybe because I'm British.

[@angelfaye101]

@@philbecker4676 Davy Crockett is known for wearing a hat made of raccoon fur. Basically they made fun of Homer for being bald.

[@angelfaye101]

@Anthony H. lol

[@Azieru82]

Homer: "I don't know jack about my boy. I'm a bad father." *sobs* Selma: "Your also fat." Homer: "I'm also fat." *keeps sobbing*

[@Im2Funny1999]

4:06-4:07-4:08

[@Im2Funny1999]

4:09

[@soodanoon4813]

please someone make a minute long compilation of selma and patty laughing.

[@LisaKoffler]

YUCK!

[@laurend.statham1742]

I absolutely adore them more so than any other character on this show. They’re like the better version of Beavis and Butthead

[@wjb4578]

@Cherry Red Better is appropriate. Bevis and Butthead was so damn stupid, it's only bright side was being partially inspirational toward King of The Hill.

[@chattingesque372]

shut up

[@skipbayless557]

They’re not better than Beavis and Butthead.

[@skipbayless557]

@@wjb4578 that was the whole point, stupid.

[@momo-chanthegerbil6205]

@@wjb4578 let's not forget that Daria got her own show too

[@maxfranklinmeans]

"Yeah, it's like he just disappeared into FAT air." That killed me 😂🤣💀

[@Kate21561]

"Am I wrong or did it just get fatter in here?" 🤣 One of my favourite Simpsons lines.

[@marcog5715]

4:49 the only time you see Patty and Selma’s eyes wide open

[@Adamguy2003]

Probably my favorite isn't on this list. It's from the episode when Marge realizes her hair has gone completely gray. She talks with Patty and Selma about it, and one of them at one point says, "So, what does your husband, Vidal Baboon, think of your new look?" That was so funny and clever!

[@LisaKoffler]

I thought Marge bleached her hair! Marge said Homer loved it!

[@taymur0804]

"Jump Homer Jump," LOL her voice 😂😂

[@StardustShihTzu]

4:49 I think that's the first time I've seen Patty and Selma fully open their eyes 😂

[@snackasmversion2752]

I swear to you, the first thing you're going to see when you come out of there is a man with a good job. Yeah, the doctor... Anyone have any ice for that burn?

[@Magical_Trash]

1:23 Almost peed myself laughing so hard 🤣🤣😂😭😭😭 and the fact he kept talking in the dog voice when Marge came in 😭😭😭😭

[@LisaKoffler]

Homer looked really silly acting like a dog!

[@Tinkerbella89]

Marge 'get outta here you ghouls' @1:38 😅😅😅😅😅 then proceeds to slam the door

[@LisaKoffler]

She did the right thing!

[@asahmed1980]

I'll never forget when Ricky Gervais did a guest voice and his wife said he was leaving him for Selma. He said: "YOU'RE LEAVING ME FOR HIM?!" 🤣

[@steverogers7601]

“It’s like he disappeared into FAT air” LMAOOO

[@latashawilliams6681]

Patty and Selma are the queens of funnies they definitely be experts at teaching family Guy to not be so overboard with their humor

[@sgtjohnson]

Selma had some humanity by wanting to tell Marge where they spotted him

[@EditorOfSL]

Contrary to popular opinion, there are a few episodes where they get along with Homer.

[@sgtjohnson]

@@EditorOfSL there’s also when Selma wanted to adopt Ling

[@alrune8]

She's by far the least of the two evils. Selma genuinely cares for Marge so she's more disposed to give Homer the benefit of the doubt. Patty is just a hateful lesbian.

[@michaelcollins2030]

Part of why Selma hates Homer is because she’s jealous of the love Homer and Marge have

[@ferrygal6036]

No matter how old I get, I love hearing Patty and Selma roasting Homer!

[@WillianyAmill]

Selma kinda mostly brings harag sting insults about his uselessness while patty seems to pull the sass about how he's not attractive.

[@TwilightLink77]

Yet she does care like for example she asked for his advice with raising kids, and he helped her with adopting her daughter even getting her out of the orphanage in China.

[@SJReid82]

They're the Simpsons equivalent of Statler and waldorf and that's why I love them so much!

[@bsgambati1]

Homer's probably buying some magic beans with it right now.

[@ssn-5898]

Homer’s forced smile in the thumbnail is great

[@RegentofArrako]

“Well let her read about it in the society page”

[@anomalovideo]

I never noticed that Patty is the cynical and Selma the sadist (or viceversa)

[@LisaKoffler]

Patty was worse, since Selma made more of an effort to get along with Homer.

[@anomalovideo]

@@LisaKofflera wrong attitude after all...

[@LisaKoffler]

AnomaloVideo, have you seen other episodes? Patty is twice as nasty?

[@anomalovideo]

@@LisaKoffler considering how Homer is in fact a degenerate, Patty's trying to get along well with him is a risky choice...I don't think she's ever been nastier than her twin. Yes, Patty is perhaps the "sweetest" of the two, as she has proven to be throughout the seasons

[@LisaKoffler]

AnomaloVideo, did you read their biographies? Patty was sweet when she chose to be, which wasn't too often. It was Selma who tried to get along with Homer, and he respected her more because of that - especially after she adopted Ling.

[@xxnxx845]

*marge gets worried about homer's heart in the hospital* "oh my god." "what?" "five cents off wax paper."

[@Evee545]

Everytime they laugh or make noises I cant help but laugh.

[@ivantheterrible2594]

Marge: A tombstone? Patty: It came with the burial plot but that's not important. The important thing is Homer's dead. Selma: We've been saving this since your wedding day. Not many people would get a tombstone as a wedding gift.

[@LisaKoffler]

It's the worst wedding gift I've ever heard of!

[@ghariiscool]

@@LisaKoffler that's the joke

[@LisaKoffler]

ghariiscool, I figured that!

[@ericlammers3492]

@@ghariiscool Still pretty messed up

[@lefteast4828]

"If you like being pawed by something fat and lazy, we could get a cat" "It would leave less hair on the couch" The Bouviers in classic Simpsons are such chain smoking b*tches! So good.

[@LisaKoffler]

Their mother eventually quit smoking, and it's possible Marge tried smoking herself. Either way, Patty and Selma are the worst!

[@daniapfel9673]

@@LisaKoffler They're not so worst and there's mr Burns

[@LisaKoffler]

Dani Apfel, did you see the episode where Marge painted a picture of Mr. Burns in his birthday suit? THAT was funny!

[@jrmetmoi]

@@LisaKoffler Patty and Selma are the best

[@LisaKoffler]

They're crazy, but funny!

[@qBeYcarpet]

"He's that rare combination of up to something and good for nothing"

[@Mrarmageddon8]

The older I get, the more I like these two.

[@jrmetmoi]

I always liked em

[@lordbarristertimsh8050]

I love Patty & Selma! This compilation always makes me laugh!

[@ComradeRagdoll]

They are Masters of Roasting, and they never cease to make me Laugh! 🤣

[@Gamingnstuff131]

“So, you finally left Derwood!” I remember seeing this treehouse of horror episode when it came out and i was dying and it still never fails to be hilarious. It was also thr first HD episode of The Simpsons coincidentally.

[@officegossip]

I think a lot of us have these shit talking Aunts or Uncles. This is why I love Patty & Selma so much.

[@anonygent]

Haha, I AM the shit-talking uncle. 😏

[@LisaKoffler]

All families have crazy relatives!

[@anonygent]

@@LisaKoffler Comedian said if you don't know which member of the family is the crazy one, it's you.

[@LisaKoffler]

anoygent, I think you misinterpreted what I meant. Every family has one or more than one that acts crazy. I'm quick to admit I act crazy myself, but I'm NOT stupid!

[@theotherohlourdespadua1131]

I don't enjoy their presence...

[@Marybaeza-gt7cz]

Omg I'm still laughing!!! The voice of Julie kavner is priceless!! 😂😂😂😂

[@kyndrablankenship1758]

0:39-0:50 How does that count as them roasting Homer? They're the ones who got roasted so bad that they melted.

[@Magooch86]

I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder

[@MrTimshellscherber]

0:47-0:51

[@LisaKoffler]

That was weird!

[@jeremytung1632]

0:39 I feel like this shows how well Homer knows his sisters in law, even when begging for their lives they still go out their way to insult him.

[@TomasUjhelyi]

1:03 I love how the eyes get bigger just for the word “fatter”

[@sherlinejoseph1425]

I like patty and Selma. They’re funny! And they always cracking on homer hee hee hee hee Hee . Just like Bart’s prank calls to Moe ( classic!)

[@effooo2000]

GET OUT OF HERE, YOU GHOULS!

[@ZhangtheGreat]

Even when they don't talk, they manage to insult Homer. Remember that billboard they put up about voting Homer out of Springfield?

[@LisaKoffler]

I didn't see that, but it doesn't surprise me!

[@drahunter213]

“Is it me or did it get fatter in here?!” Lmfao…I miss jokes like that…

[@jofbeats11]

Patty and Selma "masters of comedy"😎💙💗😎

[@LisaKoffler]

Patty and Selma: "Masters of Chain-Smoking!"

[@BlueJWay999]

I think Patty and Selma are my favorite characters outside of The Simpson family

[@christiankrenek7689]

It must be such a blast to voice these two! Playing nasty roles can be a lot of fun. :p Especially since Julie Kavner also voices Marge and has to be nice most of the time; it's probably great to cut loose as the "gruesome twosome." :D

[@Bloombaby99]

It always irritated me how Marge never called Patty and Selma out on their disrespect.

[@johannymilord3371]

I know what you mean, but still despite all this marge still love her sisters. Even if she gets mad at them for trying to pull her away from homer by talking down on him.

[@Bloombaby99]

@@johannymilord3371 You can still love somebody and call them out when they're wrong.

[@TuesdaysArt]

I assume after a decade or so of them being married, Marge figured that it's futile trying to get her sisters to ease up on the insults.

[@anonygent]

She knows they aren't wrong. 🤭

[@LisaKoffler]

Marge did speak up from time to time, and when she did, they listened!

[@Ironsmiler]

Always loved Home Boy imagining them melting while he lives it up in front of the AC Unit.

[@LisaKoffler]

It was an odd thought!

[@sahinduezguen]

My favourite: *_"Am i wrong or did it just get fatter in here?"_* 😂

[@Mp25DIII]

3:51-me every time my sister-in-law comes over

[@TheHalloweenSpirit]

SAME 😩

[@thehipstermermaid9669]

Selma: oh my god Patty: what? Selma: 5 cents off wax paper Patty: 😱

[@tommy1gtr]

0:34 this joke always gets me lol

[@janirwin16]

Patty and salma carry this whole show

[@theshamegame2787]

You know, I always believe Patty and Selma *do* care about Homer, there's a reason they always talk about him, even when he's not around or anything is there to reference him in any manner. But they can't be caught dead thinking that, especially to eachother, and Selma has had moments where she and Homer get along, more than Patty, when they're alone. They care about him, because he's still their sister's husband, but also show jealousy, Selma because she can't find love but Marge did, and Patty because other reasons.

[@SapphireHeartTippy]

3:30 Bart's dressed like SpongeBob

[@prageruwu69]

simpsons predicted spongebob

[@UltraHylia]

"Am I wrong, or did it just get *fatter* in here?"

[@johnathanryan2117]

Fatty and Smelma

[@bubbie-n-toyland9163]

ITS PATTY CHUMP!!

[@mrenaep]

Patty and Selma probably have my favorite laughs of any animation

[@jaymcd8577]

1:36 lmao 'You ghouls"

[@LisaKoffler]

They acted like ghouls!

[@prageruwu69]

she sounded so sincere

[@Medusacloud]

💀 We've been saving for this since your wedding...💀

[@LisaKoffler]

It's the worst present anyone could get!

[@deadmeatjb]

Now i realize theyre the simpson version of the old men from the muppets

[@brandonloaiza8595]

He disappeared into FAT AIR. Jeeeezz lol

[@tsuba666]

As a child, I just found them funny. As a adult with a sister married to an oaf...I can relate XD Oh, and don't try arguing that Homer is "a good husband" just because he tries or has one nice moment every so often, cause if you think that, well your bar for men just can't get any lower :/ Guys, he's a stereotype. Like all the characters. So please don't go thinking that's what is expected from a partner.

[@magikal_oz9872]

That’s true but you cant argue patty and Selma are huge bitches either

[@lucasmartinez5703]

I mean there's a reason Homer got married and Selma and Patty are still single. Well Selma at least.

[@larissadealencarsilva9014]

@@lucasmartinez5703 because it is a cartoon

[@lucasmartinez5703]

It's a little deeper then "it's just a cartoon" but whatever.

[@yourlocallesbian6448]

It a comedy show no one thinks this is how a real person should/would act lol (like most of the character have killed and done other crimes), and most of the time homer is a good person just really dumb so his plans back fire.

[@ItzJaquarius]

These two fabulous babes😂

[@LisaKoffler]

They're "gravelly" babes with a fabulous sister!

[@leociresi4292]

Selma:”Now, there’s a stink I could’ve done without!”

[@silentopinion]

1:38, even Marge couldn't tolerate them.

[@grifsterroblox4951]

There goes the last lingering thread of my headarow sexuality

[@Golfer-rl2gs]

*heterosexuality

[@reikun86]

@@Golfer-rl2gs and they called it when Patty came out years later

[@TwilightLink77]

@@reikun86 Kinda ironic since the episode she said that is non canon.

[@BrianRetro]

@@TwilightLink77 I think the cancelation of MacGyver might have had something to do with it too.

[@LisaKoffler]

I don't think Patty had ANY heterosexuality within herself!

[@lavalampluva55401]

Homer! Be careful with my sisters heads! Their necks are brittle!

[@LisaKoffler]

Really? It must be from all that chain-smoking!

[@ElBarto2023]

Alt title: Patty and Selma being funny for almost five minutes