The Sims 3 Patch Notes but Vocoded

I dont own any of this: / sims-3-patch-notes credits to meterstickjim
Although i do not own the original content, Please do not re-upload my vocoding.

[@ThatOneGamer69]

I Didnt really expect this to get *THIS* Popular! Thanks for watching guys!

[@TheMan-WhoIsIt]

ThatOne Gamer your welcome

[@dopeyanteater117]

This is funnier than the original!

[@shakabrah56]

If you know who Mini Ladd is, you got in his meme stream a while ago lmao

[@ThatOneGamer69]

@@RealCahara There is no song, I made the custom melody in FL Studio :)

[@run7388]

How

[@kawaiimelly]

*meteor approaches school* teacher: "don't pack up yet, there's still one minute left of class!"

[@MirandaTheInkling34]

more like *Ome minute left of your life*

[@crimblr]

One minute left until class is *o b l i t e r a t e d*

[@mr.0511]

The cataclysmic space rock hurdling towards the school does not dismiss you I do

[@PopYTP]

Tbh that is kinda realistic

[@iamwisepotato]

"The meteor doesn't dismiss you, I do."

[@PebkioNomare]

I can tell you that "Can no longer 'try for baby' with the grim reaper" patch ruined a lot of saves. It's hard enough just making friends with the randomly disappearing prick...

[@RahovartValpiris400]

666th Like :3

[@JT_Lich]

being married to Death isn't that bad

[@Myne1001]

@@shortkyuu7390 especially considering it's in lore that he was basically Olive Spectre's husband in the Sims 2

[@NoNameAtAll2]

@@Myne1001 who's olive spectre?

[@Myne1001]

@@NoNameAtAll2 a Sim from the Sims 2. She lives in Strangetown and has a large graveyard that is implied to be her murder victims. She also has a memory of WooHooing with the Grim Reaper and then later had a child.

[@annagrace4911]

"it is no longer possible to 'try for baby' *ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴳᴿᴵᴹ ᴿᴱᴬᴾᴱᴿ ᴬᴴᴬᴴᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬ* "

[@kallellimamartins2832]

ᵂᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʳᶦᵐ ʳᵉᵃᵖᵉʳ

[@eljayalltheway22]

I’m dying💀💀🤣💀💀

[@atgavin8808]

0:30

[@chattingchannel1529]

*a s c e n d s*

[@miley31able]

Gᵣᵢₘ ᵣₑₐₚₑᵣ

[@jennahinckley8216]

the saddest story in six words: Pregnant sims can no longer brawl

[@just_dudegaming5853]

its at 0:49 for anyone looking

[@PixilateDev]

*My wife will play Subspace Emissary even if that's the last thing I will be able to give her‼️*

[@makotoyuki9760]

Man, the babies can't have a mecha battle anymore.

[@SuperYuna26]

@@PixilateDev ackshually, it was *Subspace* Emissary, not Subspacial Emissary 🤓 (God, someone kill me for this comment. Anyway, yeah, that was the name of brawl's adventure mode.)

[@PixilateDev]

@@SuperYuna26 thx

[@ksiu9156]

0:55 sounds like the music that plays when you realize your baby is stuck in your hand while you're driving a car.

[@Emperordgualica]

Ÿ̴̮̰̗̟́̏̌͌̀͗̑̌͠ ̴̨̯̹̳̼̖̤͉͇͒̉͑̈́̄̉͌͂̈̈́́̂͌̓̓̕Ḙ̸̯̬̜̜̦̞̀̕͝ ̴̞͕̜̥͚̝̙͕͚͚̉͌̏͆̽͋̑͗͆̎̿́͜͜Ś̴̛͍̂̓͑̈́̌̆̀̋̆̊̾̍̊̇

[@bigstanky2037]

its true evey time that happens i start singing dominant 7 chords

[@aplayer0001]

I knew my radio wasn't broken. It happens too much to be a coincidence.

[@Birch-Log]

I want this on repeat lol

[@rouletteyourlocalkitkat]

it is no longer possible to t҉r҉y҉ f҉o҉r҉ b҉a҉b҉y҉ w҉i҉t҉h҉ t҉h҉e҉ g҉r҉i҉m҉ r҉e҉a҉p҉e҉r҉

[@superstocklo2398]

how do you do this

[@shinydoubloon3649]

Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend *g R a D u A t ions*

[@yeethittter1285]

Fixed tuning issue so that sims n *_-O w-_*

[@betaarceus3130]

Now *aaaAAA* vomit at acceptable levels

[@Sophia-mq4tp]

S҉I҉M҉S҉ W҉I҉L҉L҉ N҉O҉ L҉O҉N҉G҉E҉R҉ R҉E҉C҉I҉E҉V҉E҉ A҉ W҉I҉S҉H҉ T҉O҉ S҉K҉I҉N҉N҉Y҉ D҉I҉P҉ W҉I҉T҉H҉ M҉U҉M҉M҉I҉E҉S҉

[@FishFry1124]

"It is no longer possible to try for baby with the-" *[A S C E N S I O N]*

[@pocket3216]

Part II. A meteor can hit a building, in which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leav if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, *[A S C E N S I O N]*

[@gemmagreen3292]

*[That part of guns plays]*

[@tdimybeloved]

@@gemmagreen3292 *ahem* A e e o ei o-o-a o a ee a o ai o eh o ei e a o i eh e o i a eh oo ei a ei e oo 2x

[@vanebazan9266]

G R I M. R E A P E R

[@michawilawer2625]

Part III ''baby sims will no longer become-'' *[A S C E N S I O N]* (0:53)

[@Muip]

*Baby Sims will no longer become ˢᵀᵘᶜᵏ ᴼⁿ ᵃ ˢᴵᴹˢ ᴴᴬᴺᴰ ᵂʰᶦˡᵉ ᴰʳᴵᵛᴵⁿᵍ ᴬ 𝓬𝓐𝓡*

[@JustARandomPersonLol69420]

The chord progression too 😂

[@captainmega6310]

How you get these fonts

[@IIIIIllIllIIll]

Why can i hear that

[@JustARandomPersonLol69420]

@@captainmega6310 good question

[@IAmComicallyCartoonyYKnow]

thats my favorite lol

[@jyjori]

“The bell does not dismiss you, I do.” And everyone died

[@kingtesttube4996]

THAT DIDN’T HELP AT ALL

[@mythikbeast6404]

The patch note seems to imply that it's only the child sims that can't leave, that the staff just bolts like any other building.

[@protean007]

@@mythikbeast6404 "The bell does not dismiss you, I do." "I'll be right back." locks door

[@crimblr]

I’m sure your parents will disMISS you

[@jackbassett3091]

8BitEric *not if they were a mistake*

[@bruhhuh8438]

*WHILE DRIVING A CÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆRR*

[@hunteroconnell3626]

500th like and second reply

[@Potatic]

Æ

[@adumba3709]

@John Marston •10 years ago Æ

[@gerardwayseyelash]

@@adumba3709 how-

[@gerardwayseyelash]

₩ⱨ₳₮

[@nothingmuch4354]

“Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at a c c e p t a b l e l e v e l s”

[@CHKNSkratch]

what constitutes as acceptable

[@Alex_Fishman]

@@CHKNSkratch bleaching your tongue after accidentally saying "thanks, you too" in response of "weather is nice today" and "enjoy your meal"

[@matthewroddick9737]

@@CHKNSkratch well. Food poisoning shouldn't just make you vurp, but it also shouldn't propel you backwards from vomit force.

[@madameminuit7283]

@@Alex_Fishman God, how many time have I answered "Thanks, you too" to a waitress or a waiter... Arg, the memories !

[@archtitans54]

Sims will automatically leave before a meteor collision… _u n l e s s i t ‘ s a s c h o o l , i n w h i c h t h e y a r e n o t a l l o w e d t o l e a v e a n d _*_W I L L A L W A Y S D I E ._*

[@endslayer5133]

“Unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die” yep sounds pretty accurate

[@mikebastarache7677]

“The meteor does not dismiss you. I do”

[@nohl__9394]

He sounds like he's choking on harmonica.

[@xdgamer2765]

Nohl__ I can talk in a harmonica.

[@redwolfdragonkirangordondj2840]

@@xdgamer2765: cool, but have you ever played it so well ppl liked it but you were never taught how to play it or teach yourself hope to play it?

[@chuichiro0062]

@@redwolfdragonkirangordondj2840 ....

[@redwolfdragonkirangordondj2840]

@@chuichiro0062: what? Some ppl just have the talent to play instruments without being taught and I just happen to be one of them. My brother taught himself to play the guitar...

[@chuichiro0062]

@@redwolfdragonkirangordondj2840 ok? I- it really doesn't matter- but hey that's nice i guess? Lol

[@pingopng]

THE LAUGHS IM ABOUT TO HAVE A STROKE

[@karson1366]

Same

[@classichotrod8393]

You mean stronke

[@classichotrod8393]

P.A.M.A 2.0 it’s a joke

[@hipsterpotato2706]

i know right

[@AhnayaPark]

Ikr. I fucking cried so hard xD

[@darknesstheemowolf]

'It is no longer possible to 'Try for Baby' ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᴳʳᶦᵐ ᴿᵉᵃᵖᵉ 'ascends into heaven noises'

[@SgtMjRomero]

Mod it back in, I want my death note baby!

[@theneonllama416]

How many times do people say that?

[@sub-zero5433]

copied comment

[@SgtMjRomero]

@@sub-zero5433 yes, we know. People will inevitably make some of the same comments as time goes on. Are you gonna read through the comments being angry at repeats or do you wanna stop making love to the garden hose?

[@lmdurrett]

▄︻デg̷r̷i̷m̷ ̷r̷e̷e̷p̷e̷r̷══━一

[@Rosalinnd]

0:53 “Baby Sims will no longer become st-ˢᵀᵁᶜᴷ ᴼᴺ ᴬ ˢᴵᴹ’ˢ ʰᵃⁿᵈ while driving a 匚卂尺”

[@dekucake4395]

***"THE METEOR DOES NOT DISMISS YOU, I DO!"***

[@dekuscrublord3737]

Is this cannibalism?

[@dekucake4395]

@@dekuscrublord3737 not sure if we have the same definition of cannibalism, but sure, let's go with that

[@dekuscrublord3737]

@@dekucake4395 The hell is a deku Cake, my guy

[@dekucake4395]

@@dekuscrublord3737 an online name, not an actual cake, my dude. Trust me, I do not advocate cannibalism, especially of the Deku persuasion

[@dekuscrublord3737]

@@dekucake4395 I dig, chief.

[@Swuiddy0086]

"Fixed a tuning issue so that sims now *vomit at acceptable levels*" W h a t w a s I t b e f o r e ?

[@galaxywolf8444]

Non-acceptable levels

[@Fl1pdOver]

TACTICAL VOMIT!! INCOMING!!! ⚠️⚠️☣️☣️⚠️⚠️☣️☣️⚠️⚠️☣️☣️⚠️⚠️☣️☣️

[@papairplane]

Vomiting at not acceptable levels

[@smore9831]

@@Fl1pdOver *ipecac noises*

[@BionicleFactory]

Unacceptable levels.

[@tinycatcoven]

🎶 _STUCK ON A SIM'S HAND WHILE DRIVING A CAR_ 🎶

[@luksibukkyeet1719]

*a s c e n d e d*

[@inciseinfinity]

i felt that

[@luksibukkyeet1719]

@Unity sounds like his new hit

[@abandonedchannel5765]

*_รรรรรҬมΣК ๏ก ค รĪ๓ร Ђคก๔ ฬЂĪใЄ ๔ГĪⅤĪกง ค ΣคГ_*

[@it.sy.]

WHIL'ST

[@sodium_d5784]

1:17 has to be the greatest cord progression i've heard in a while

[@The-Official-Mantis]

The chord progression at the start makes me a s c e n d

[@jacobsiron6929]

@@The-Official-Mantis pretty sure the guy ascended too

[@dvbones]

Teacher: The meteor doesn't dismiss you, *I* dismiss you.

[@MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX]

I can image a teacher saying that but in auto tune.

[@SmoothTurtle840]

This exact comment was made on every upload of the Sims 3 patch notes video. And you knew this. How creative of you.

[@LPUMasterX]

I feel like I've seen this somewhere before.

[@burger_gaming]

I'm pretty sure someone already said this.

[@blackheadx9867]

Niggas always quick to call people out on originality but never make it themselves too funny

[@KEiVYXX]

The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to *в α η ∂ α ƒ ƒ ι ℓ ι α т ι σ η*

[@kalycocat]

Why is there no replies yet

[@judyhein1074]

Fixed a tuning issue so that Sim now *v҉ a҉ h҉ a҉ h҉ a҉ a҉* vomit at acceptable levels *A҉ G҉ H҉ A҉ H҉ A҉ H҉ A҉ H҉ A҉*

[@brynstarre]

Ah, some members of Wyld Stallions are no longer immortal?

[@albond]

@@kalycocat *are

[@kotozaki-p]

ᴋɪɪʙᴏ

[@velruin579]

"With the grim rereaaaperrrr" *acends while wheezing*

[@KinodeVGM]

i always lose it at this point

[@brandteous4232]

Aaaa

[@RadioactiveRubberPants]

*_s t u c k o n a s i m s h a n d_* while driving a *_C A R_*

[@jsts_criminal9803]

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@jeandefreitasdelvalle5787]

0:31

[@Palexite]

“A meteor can hit buildings, Sims will automatically leave. Except if it’s a school Because children are not allowed to leave.” When did EA get so realistic.

[@SgtMjRomero]

Good attention to detail honestly

[@rebelgaming1.5.14]

Alright kids time for today's meteor impact drill. Get on the floor Lay down And beg for your life

[@MelonHere20]

Lol true though

[@RockyFoxxowo]

The meteor doesn't dismiss you, I do

[@not_a_real_handle]

Gah damn someday that will happen

[@dovesveins333]

*"uNLess it is a school , iN WhICh chILDrEn aRE NOt aLLOweD tO LEaVE ANd wILL a L WA Ys D I e"*

[@IncredulousMisanthrope]

*Ascends while wheezing*

[@fenrisvermundr2516]

They Really Put too much emphasise on Education. And not enough on Creativity, and Free Thinking. Cause I think that if an Asteroid is About to Fall onto the School I would Run that Girl from that "Why are you Running" Scene

[@horizont6883]

@@fenrisvermundr2516 what are you even talking about

[@doughboywhine]

"The Asteroid doesn't dismiss you, I dismiss you"

[@thatnerdinthecomments4678]

Literally public school

[@GDQuaza]

Baby Sims will no longer become **CD scratching** 🎶ＳＴＵＣＫ　ＯＮ　Ａ　ＳＩＭＳ　ＨＡＮＤ，　ＷＨＩＬＥ　ＤＲＩＶＩＮＧ　Ａ　ＣＡＲ🎵

[@chop3334]

*accends in gitare*

[@rockethero1177]

Suddenly singing xD

[@Razvii]

Why the hell would you scratch a cd, that makes it unusable

[@arro140]

G sharp

[@kiro9291]

0:53

[@EpicGam3rLad]

1:06 legit sounds like a robot giving a country-wide announcement then losing it near the end.

[@bombs2848]

That robot has quite the humor and I can relate

[@mousermind]

*losing _Loosing_ = unleashing, as in a projectile

[@EpicGam3rLad]

@@mousermind Thank you, good sir

[@Camphreneas]

@@mousermind Its laugh is a deadly projectile XD

[@bruh-ko7zh]

POV: The devil is telling you the rules of hell

[@love23music1]

Sounds like Satan

[@jasonswift4788]

This deserves all the likes.

[@MMumbles]

It's his first day on the job

[@mlgproplayer2915]

lol

[@lionelk.y7233]

Ah yes my favorite rule in hell "Pregnant people can't brawl"

[@greasybunz4169]

“It is no longer possible to try for baby ᵂᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʳᶦᵐ ʳᵉᵃᵖᵉʳ 0:28

[@lespace3789]

Wᵢₜₕ ₜₕₑ G ᵣ ᵢ ₘ ᵣ ₑ ₐ ₚ ₑ ᵣ

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

Stolen

[@firenerf2197]

@@goldenhydreigon4727 it’s not stolen lol

[@stylishniggachannel4763]

@@firenerf2197 kid napped?

[@MegaChad-lh8uz]

@@goldenhydreigon4727 Not stolen just unoriginal

[@Skysupercharged]

_unless it is a school, iN wHiCH CHIldrEN ArE Not aLLowEd to lEaVe aND W i L L A l w a Y S D i E_ *_VIOLENT WHEEZING WHILE ASCENEING TO THE HEAVENS_*

[@D8W2P4]

Just like the children.

[@gameplaysuffering1620]

Reeeeee

[@yaboiiarty7876]

@@D8W2P4 r/cursedcomments

[@nate8713]

1:18

[@borkingdoggouwuuwuw]

Sims: "kleptomaniac stole subway station" Damn we can't have anything in virtual Detroit

[@sleeby4234]

I want this audio burned into a record and left at a thrift store

[@papairplane]

What about 5 records?

[@colboy123]

Imagine: The year is 2521, and humanity is exploring earth as it has been a fun place to visit for the last 100 years. You walk in to an ancient pub, and want to experience the feeling, so you go to behind the desk and grab the disc called “music”. You put it in, increase the volume and listen as a auto tuned man talks about vomiting in acceptable ranges, and that you cannot make kids with the grim reaper. And you just sit there like 👁👄👁

[@itwontcomeout5678]

Engrave it into a Golden Record and send it into space on a nuclear-powered toy model rocket.

[@cherylnightshade8518]

I will happily make that wish come true.

[@annigram]

*B E C O M E E N E M I E S W I T H A CHILD*

[@gbvmayor]

0:52 "baby sims will no longer be _stUCK ON A _*_SIMS HAAAAND_*

[@asteridfk]

*_-WHILE DRIVING A CAAAAR-_*

[@LadyLeviathan]

ZA HANDO

[@S-CB-SL-Animations]

@@LadyLeviathan 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣

[@joemorales5513]

WHILE DRIVING A CAaAaAaAaR

[@S-CB-SL-Animations]

@@joemorales5513 Pregnant Si-Hims can no longer brawl! 🤣

[@AeroRain]

1:20 is the closest we’ll ever get to achieving what true *a s c e n s i o n* feels like

[@randomizedcontent1177]

*Æ L Ŵ Æ Ŷ S D Î Î Ë*

[@fakenamegraham8713]

@@randomizedcontent1177 ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

[@scrensaver_]

Ok, but consider: 0:53

[@Kanako_ketsunake]

Ascension!? I think I’ve got the wrong ascension in mind

[@Camphreneas]

@@Kanako_ketsunake After dropping into the Rain World community for the past four months ago, I can see what you mean XD

[@kingdoomgaming]

This makes me feel an emotion that doesn’t exist.

[@ade5324]

ive seen this comment like 500 times. very original

[@natelhyve]

@@ade5324 cool, and?

[@ade5324]

@@natelhyve don't give me this "cool, and" shit. you know this is annoying to seing someone copying overs, even when it was done 1 million times, just to have some internet likes

[@ade5324]

@@natelhyve its like, when you tell a joke, noone laughts and someone else tells the same joke and everyone laughs kind of thing, but it's even worse couse this joke gets repeated infinitely, and everone laughs all the time. like just shut up its no longer funny

[@natelhyve]

@@ade5324 this is bound to happen on the internet. I am almost sure you did something like that at one point on your life. Things happen and this thing is a non-harmful thing. No one have to be original, but is cool to be.

[@typeelise111r7]

Love the moment at 1:19 when he literally transcends...man thats the voice of an angel right there hahahaha 😂😂😂

[@thiguiton]

It also sounds like the start of a sonic game

[@voyagebistretch4886]

made in heaven

[@Agustin77423]

YESSS

[@godusopp3081]

Thats the best part xD

[@jackblaser4544]

Key change

[@JotaroKujo-zc3dn]

When he laughs he literally starts playing chords

[@Gamerappa]

your fucking username is making me not properly able to fucking scroll

[@Jack_Woods]

NOOO! YOU IMPALED MY RECOMMENDATION NOOOOO

[@mcstabbins4501]

You killed me recommendations

[@blokvader8283]

I dont understand that username with lines and ellipses. I like the first part though

[@postaldoodle]

*YOU MADE ME THINK MY SCREEN BROKE JOTARO DAMMIT

[@99geck]

1:14 "the meteor doesn't dismiss you, I do"

[@dingusmcflingus6637]

Bro this is underated...

[@muteto2686]

that sounds like our school aight

[@EvilAwoken]

Stolen

[@chasington5102]

@@thedoomslayer1274 no u

[@chasington5102]

​@@thedoomslayer1274 willing to bet there's been a reply that has said stop stealing comment, sooooooooooo *no u*

[@magicsammich]

wait wouldn’t 2 pregnant women fighting just be a mech battle

[@bluebay0]

😂

[@Faftha]

It's like a futuristic super-AI looking back at past technological advances and marvelling over the incompetency of manual human coding at the time. It feels nothing, yet can't help but laugh.

[@danner253]

This is too accurate

[@caution-monkey4603]

Bruh if skynet does take over they will never be bored with all the stupid stuff that’s on the internet 😂

[@somekindofobject8166]

This is so accurate it’s scary.

[@SenjanArkineer]

This amazing comment with this video absolutely obliterated my sides. Thank you!

[@StockStilly]

@Alexis Eronmwon Sono chi no sadame JOOOOOJOOOO

[@CheeseYourself]

before the patch: Grim Reaper: alright time to die Some Guy: hol up, i'm in a band Grim Reaper: *understandable, have a great day*

[@pocket3216]

*W H E E Z E*

[@Some__Guy]

@@pocket3216 I am not in a band.

[@blackbaron9544]

Some guy:Sooooo you single?

[@schoo9256]

Grim Reaper: understandable, put a baby in me

[@LukeBeadles]

Even better; it said reap souls, not die. That means the sim will die but their corpse will not be taken care of

[@commander_frog]

“Become enemies with child” will no longer appear” But what if they deserve it

[@emilythegreat18]

tiny little demon children

[@cyruss6536]

Objection your honor, it was an orphan.

[@probes-e-minor]

Your honor, you know we had to do it to em

[@S-CB-SL-Animations]

@@emilythegreat18 "Chara"

[@tax-evasion-official]

@@S-CB-SL-Animations yes, -but actually no- you are completely right

[@mooncatkylie3507]

"Become enemies with child wish no longer appears" My brain: *images of Kakyoin*

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

"Time for your punishment, _baby."_

[@snakechest7583]

B A B Y S T A N D O

[@minecraftamogus]

lali-ho

[@typodoeseverything]

0:55 something about those notes are more appealing to me than any song I've ever heard

[@Quirites_Man]

Me too!

[@Blueybeak]

described my thoughts exactly

[@drawingdragons4097]

7th chord I believe

[@jaymeseddie2160]

THERE ARENT EVEN CARS IN THIS GAMEEEE

[@fourmaa]

Actually there are cars in The Sims 3 not the Sims 4

[@supergoodusername4635]

Baby sims will no longer become ˢᵀᵁᶜᴷ ᴼᴺ ᴬ ˢᴵᴹ'ˢ ᴴᴱᴬᴰ ᵂᴴᴵᴸᴱ ᴰᴿᴵᵛᴵᴺᴳ ᴬ ᶜᴬᴿ Sims now ᵛᴼᴹᴵᵀ at acceptable levels

[@lilag8850]

Sims now v _o_ *0* *_O_* *VOMIT AT ACCEPTABLE LEVELS*

[@ZeldaACFan17]

Stuck on a Sim's hand* while driving a car

[@eeveemeow_official]

*𝔴𝔲𝔱 𝔖𝔓ℑ𝔑𝔈𝔏 𝔚𝔘𝔗 ℜ 𝔘 𝔇𝔒ℑ𝔑𝔊 ℌ𝔈ℜ𝔈*

[@MacBack123]

420 likes sorry gotta like so 421 :((((

[@pilottup]

MacBack123 you are the enemy of the people

[@xaltidine]

Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now ʷᶦˡˡ ᵛᵒᵐᶦᵗ ᵃᵗ ᵃᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗᵃᵇˡᵉ ʳᵃᵗᵉˢ **ʷʰᵉᵉᶻᵉ**

[@xtremen00b97]

how do you make the small writing

[@Pixelcraftian]

This is my favourite song

[@lazarlol4132]

:O. You don't have thousands of likes!?

[@morshulinton4112]

Why are you everywhere?

[@RECTRONSTREAMS]

Same

[@Mizai]

@@RECTRONSTREAMS he uses a automated comment spambot because his channel is dieing

[@GeorgTheGr8]

My last brain cell during a test:

[@JohnsontheFly]

Go away

[@juicy1808]

Bruh

[@ThatOneGamer69]

iseeyoueverywherewtf

[@SomeCuteDoragons]

You're like Justin y

[@user-qq4tj8gm8b]

History test: “What was the ‘The Year Without a Summer’?” My mind: *pregnant Sims can no longer brawl.*

[@DetectiveNyx]

🎶It is no longer possible to 'try for baby' wᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᴳʳᶦᵐ ᴿᵉᵃᵖᵉʳʳʳ 🎶

[@EntropicalZSR]

Kaede Akamatsu Let me fox that : it is no longer possible to stop the killing game with r a n t a r o a m a m i

[@thatnerdinthecomments4678]

Hey, do you think I should vocode this to 'Der Flowahzer'

[@thatoneguy9582]

Dragon Maid Hyperfan woah ok stop

[@thatnerdinthecomments4678]

@@thatoneguy9582 my apologies, that was completely uncalled for. Sorry for being a *thorn* in your side, but don't get *salted* . I'm sorry for *bugging* you, and I dont want to have to *drill* that message into your head, or else I might... *explode.*

[@jeandefreitasdelvalle5787]

0:28

[@LpsAllison]

That last one probably had us all thinking "The meteor doesn't dismiss you, I do."

[@shinydoubloon3649]

Kid: Miss, may i please go to the ba- *BREAKING NEWS... 129 CHILDREN AND ADULTS KILLED AFTER HUGE ASS METEOR DESTROYS SCHOOL. deceased teacher charged with murder*

[@coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007]

@@shinydoubloon3649 No, no, no. When the meteor is approaching, the adult sims will leave. It is only the children that get stuck there.

[@awesomemaster0]

That's actually fucked up

[@kaishapage2443]

@@shinydoubloon3649 😀😃😄😅😁😂🤣😭🤧

[@Adrian.R850]

This is what happens when you develop a game so big that has that many elements and interactions between them... You eventually have to patch complete stupid bullshit.

[@alphaamoeba]

"Sims will always leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which case *children are not alowed to leave* and will *always die"* _Oh my god what the frick_

[@hellocool2]

Seems like the sitting against the wall tactic didn’t exactly work.

[@WantBadtime]

Teacher: You *don't* leave unless I *tell you so...*

[@starsilverinfinity]

Theresa Horton *_wheeeeeze_*

[@AveryatTwoohFive]

Sounds just Like school to me

[@DopeioThePhoneBoi]

"The meteor doesn't dismiss you, I do."

[@raccoonrabies3858]

0:31 When he said, "the Grim Reaper," I felt that.

[@PxllWav]

Is that,,, doom 👀

[@bsmn2oid]

Don't you mean _t h e g r i m r e a_ *p* _e r_

[@raccoonrabies3858]

@@bsmn2oid I guess you could say that.

[@OnlyTokyoSushi]

l can't stop laughing, i almost couldn't breathe

[@justsomeguy9629]

G W I M W E A P E R

[@gaspartiznado6418]

Sims 3 Patch: You can no longer be “Enemies with children Also Sims 3 Patch: If a meteor hits a school, the children will always die

[@czech_ring]

""

[@Aman123ace]

the sims can no longer do it because the devs are enemies with every sim child

[@danielgaleski9127]

I am the 1000th like

[@miracleschmidt4342]

cant be enemies with the dead

[@P9u9r6p2l4e]

Patch list: “it is no longer possible to try for baby with the grim reaper” Narrator: *wheezes in synthesizer*

[@randomvids6546]

0:31 is actually what you will hear before ascending into heaven

[@tonystrinkets465]

And 1:07 - 1:26

[@Casket]

₩ł₮Ⱨ ₮ⱧɆ ₲Ɽł₥ ⱤɆ₳₱ɆⱤ

[@thaddeusyoung6061]

Random Vids oh it’s you again

[@depressedthoughts]

*"become enemies with child" wish no longer appears*

[@dulguunch089]

I was like this 0:35

[@Sushiizee]

0:54 To me, it sounds like this should be part of a song somewhere.

[@Sukuna36]

Wow goku black knows how to yose KZbin (i know that who ever made this account already knows its just a joke)

[@awesomespurr3606]

*Stų€|《 0|\| @ $!|\/|p'$ H&|\||)*

[@ghotlygamer]

So Zamasu...what was it like getting clapped by vegeta?

[@njinlover]

It does sound familiar

[@jimboringo9958]

Sims 3 Daft punk dlc

[@ididthisforthefavs]

I'm intensely baked and the ascending "GRIM REAPER" sent me into a state of laughing I didn't even know existed

[@kirby6158]

Puyo.(Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to ATTEND GRADUATION BEFORE THEY CAN PUT THEMSELVES OUT.)

[@someoneelse4811]

Indeed. The ascending of the phrase "Grim Reaper" was lung-emptying.

[@megakidx13]

I'm wheezing at this comment and the ascending Grim Reaper.🤣

[@mellosus1632]

"Ummm teach, there's a meteor outside" "THE METEOR DOESN'T DISMISS YOU I DO" And the humans were gone

[@datechboi]

your pfp just makes this better edit: he changed his pfp

[@tiramisu222]

Dammit, you beat me to this joke lol

[@deusexps4619]

🌟rEaLiSm🌟

[@etps4444]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJPHdquOqdOIhNE :)

[@thepoglin8479]

i love how they made it an INTENTIONAL FEATURE that kids arent able to leave a school even if a meteor is aproaching EDIT: correct spelling (in honour of Lukas Gawor)

[@shadowkitty9793]

Greystillplays: *ah yes, they finnally accept my insanity..*

[@wormwalll6557]

Y E S

[@sarahparker8088]

Lmao it’s fake but still funny asf

[@user-tr3jw1df6q]

YAS LMAO

[@haseenabadshah5381]

aren't*

[@jomy10-games]

“Euh, Miss, I think there is a meteor coming for the school, shouldn’t we go outside?” “REMAIN SEATED! THE LESSON ISN’T OVER YET”

[@lordmeme_]

“The bell doesnt dismiss you, I do!”

[@FormerWarAnimator]

And the last words they said were: "The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the ce-"

[@johnfortnitetheraw]

sims will now voOO **ascend** Omit at acceptable levels

[@kirby6158]

Puyo!(Baby Sims will no longer be STUCK ON A SIM'S HAND WHILE DRIVING!)

[@kirby6158]

Puyo!(Fixed a tuning issue so Sims now VOMIT AT ACCEPTABLE LEVELS!)

[@yes.2875]

**electric noises**

[@gordonramslay9955]

The grim reaper couldn’t reap the souls of band members because they had already sold their soul to the music industry

[@adumbbfbstan1461]

Fixed a tuning issue so that sims now ｖｏｍｉｔ　ａｔ　ＡＣＣＥＰＴＡＢＬＥ　ＬＥＶＥＬＳ

[@charadreemurr2170]

Ayyy why everyone got that pfp. It's cursed, I want the link. I tried searching Korekiyo Shinguji. Now gimme the link

[@redpanda4706]

@@charadreemurr2170 search "kork danganronpa"

[@charadreemurr2170]

@@redpanda4706 K

[@novaro7846]

This sounds like a robot overlord going over new, strange, niche laws used to keep every possible human in check, but as they're reading them out loud they're realizing the absurdity of them.

[@brendandaylight9002]

This is such a underrated comment *what the actual fUCK*

[@freedamerican5243]

Novaro *wOAH* 😳

[@kyumair]

This is still the best comment on here

[@dafpj7536]

'sims will always automatically exit the building, *unless it is a school* 🎶 _in which children are not allowed go leave and will _*_always die_* 🎶

[@gorchillatheman-gorilla438]

"The children will always die." THE METEOR BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER

[@HypaBox]

*beatdrop*

[@jonnevitu4979]

I feels this is a reference I just can remember of what...

[@idkjay0_o]

@@jonnevitu4979 Fnaf

[@vesha6274]

@@idkjay0_o FNaF 2 actually

[@idkjay0_o]

@@vesha6274 oh-

[@thedoomslayer1274]

"Pregnant sims can no longer brawl" Did you mean: *babies can no longer have mech battles*

[@corbanferguson8407]

Oh god

[@thedoomslayer1274]

@@corbanferguson8407 god? where?

[@WiLL-rs2mu]

underrated comment

[@nayahall6475]

I wanted to say this and then I found this comment so now I’m happy

[@theaier403]

Did you mean: _babies_ can no longer have mech battles ?

[@MantisM1]

“Now, what did we learn today kids?” “Don’t laugh if you’ve recently swallowed a harmonica.”

[@papairplane]

What counts as recently? If let’s say I swallowed one an hour ago would that be recent?

[@arnerademacker]

@@papairplane That's gonna be an awkward bathroom break I can tell

[@Nagito1169]

There are no kids, they all died from a meteor

[@duplicake]

Ok this was funny good job

[@duplicake]

@@arnerademacker musical shits

[@sshelby13]

*Sees the last patch note* “Hey, Ferb!” *“I KNOW WHAT WE’RE GONNA DO TODAY”*

[@alwombat7]

Episode end with meteor finally killing them as soon as they get to school.

[@d.m.b.7235]

Catagory: Education Ah yes, I have learned that I can't have a child with the Grimm Reaper.

[@mslightbulb]

@BRENDAN BERGER it wasn’t the grim ripper.

[@fifirodriguez52]

That last one's an accurate summary of the public school system.

[@cardrabitt1159]

Yep

[@quicksilvey7223]

Yep

[@michaelbell4610]

Yep

[@angstyprince7692]

Yep

[@navybluedell4618]

Yep

[@amaniwilliams8350]

"SiMs AuToMaTiCaLlY LeAvE iF a MeTeOr Is ApPrOaChInG, UnLeSs It Is A sChOoL, In WhIcH cHiLdReN aRe NoT aLloWeD tO LeAvE aNd WiLl AlWaYs DiE" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SmolivYEAH]

“The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to. 🎶 طапð αffιΙιатιοп🎶

[@dekucake4395]

*"You know, if the meteor doesn't hit in the next 15 minutes, we're legally allowed to leave..."*

[@copper4855]

DekuCake underrated comment

[@RubySkullYT]

Dingaring hey. Who’s the the with the likes. Deku or you? (Hint: Deku)

[@copper4855]

Ruby Skull ???? I was saying that the comment should have more likes. When I posted that it was an underrated comment it had just a few likes.

[@Mizatsuwu]

"Baby sims will no longer become s-- *Ascends to another plane of existence* ˢᵀᵁᶜᴷ ᴼᴺ ᴬ ˢᴵᴹˢ ᴴᴬᴺᴰ ᵂᴴᴵᴸᴱ ᴰᴿᴵⱽᴵᴺᴳ ᴬ ᶜᴬᴿ"

[@ninjagirl-ri1pc]

HOW GET TINY TEXT?!

[@TheOriginalFoxManDan]

This is at 0:52. Have a great day.

[@LouieHocotate]

0:53

[@ninjagirl-ri1pc]

@@AkariRosumashi ok thank

[@ripvanwinkle7689]

Also 0:29

[@Grave_bane]

baby sims will no longer become SKKSKSK SSSSTUCk oN a SImS HAnD

[@sodaodaoda]

while driving a caAAAAr

[@jufolooks]

The Sims 3: "It is no longer possible to 'Try for Baby' with the Grim Reaper" Olive Specter: Am I a joke to you?

[@toaster9922]

Is this a new daft punk song.

[@ryythmm]

Toaster yes faster, stronger part 2

[@Deltarii]

Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a _SiM wHo iS oN a DiFfErEnT fLoOoOor_

[@RinkuSonic41]

Nice propic

[@breenotcheese746]

"Soundwave, read me the patch notes for The Sims 3!" "As you command, Megatron."

[@littlelarvitar667]

I wanna see that as a animation

[@katierose5355]

This is an underrated comment

[@feckernever8flakes]

The way he says "With the Grim Reaper" kills me everytime

[@kirby6158]

Puya.(Sims will no longer receive a wish to SKINNY DIP WITH MUMMIES!)

[@tonyajohnson6513]

@WitheredChica YEP!! Lol 😆

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

0:30

[@Camo-un8ee]

Me too, this vid and original too

[@PureRedLotus]

ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴳᴿᴵᴹ ᴿᴱᴬᴾᴱᴿ

[@Devo57]

“In which children are not allowed to leave and will always die” despite the subject matter, the vocoding makes that line sound very beautiful

[@RRVCrinale]

"SOUNDWAVE! Inform us on the latest patch notes!" "As you command, mighty Megatron..."

[@frostd-4448]

This needs to be pinned lmao

[@re57k]

@@P3ndejosG4ng so am i interestiiing

[@re57k]

@@P3ndejosG4ng he's superior too.

[@re57k]

@@P3ndejosG4ng eh I didn't care much about toys ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Since I can't afford them anyway

[@ogserpents5426]

@@re57k this is treacherous words negation is watching

[@goatsandbullets]

Baby Sims will no longer become *STUCK ON A SIMS HAND WHILE DRIVING A CAR*

[@sarahtonin58913]

Transcript: Alright, let's check the patch notes for _The Sims 3_ - Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal subway stations from lots. - Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a *different floor.* - The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to *_band affiliation._* - Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vᵒᵐᶦᵗ... vomit at acceptable levels. _laughter_ - It is no longer possible to 'Try for Baby' wᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᴳʳᶦᵐ ᴿᵉᵃᵖᵉʳ _more laughter_ - *_"BECOME ENEMIES WITH CHILD"_* wish no longer appears. - Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out. - Pregnant Sims can no longer brawl. - Baby Sims will no longer become sᴛᴜᴄᴋ ᴏɴ ᴀ sɪᴍ's ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴅʀɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴄᴀʀ. - Sims will no longer receive a wish to "Skinny Dip" with Mummies. - A meteor can hit a building, in which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪʟʟ *_ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴅɪᴇ._*

[@just_peace]

w h a t t h e f u c k

[@georginho36]

Ephraim Bane _laughter_

[@jacobmutti1528]

it sounds as if Soundwave is reading this and is losing his shit from this.

[@cellva1682]

This is strangely typed out exactly how it sounds

[@lettucelettucelettuce]

Your one thousandth like!!

[@sir_justinius]

Megatron gonna be very confused from SoundWaves's latest report.

[@tofudrifter5859]

S I M W A V E

[@kirby6158]

pUyO (pReGnAnT sImS cAn No LoNgEr BrAwL)

[@rea42069]

Sims can no longer WooHoo in the elevator *WiTh A siM wHo iS oN a DiFFeReNt FLoOoOR*

[@theawsomemlggamer2tds936]

What. The. *Beep*.

[@yabahal-fakher7992]

I remember when I did this. It was painful.

[@slugcat6226]

THE LAUGHS SOUND LIKE HE’S ASCENDING TO HEAVEN

[@Hmmmdot]

0:31 this man reached the high notes fr fr fr

[@monk9816]

Me watching actual comedy: “(Wheeze) ha!* Me watching dumb stuff like this: *W H E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E Z E*

[@BagelBrain]

In what way is this video not "actual comedy"?

[@perrolmao]

Nathan Thames he’s making a joke

[@brodiero-solar302]

Pykrete the Lord yep

[@wahoo812]

*why is this so frickin relatable*

[@veryloudcat8839]

@@perrolmao Yeah, and Nathan is, too.

[@anormalfangirl7408]

Why is this funnier than the original

[@grimmsterzed]

Because it's *Vocoded!*

[@notshariii]

Army

[@Some.gamer116]

Because some parts are sounding like a song 10 secs long

[@RubySkullYT]

Manuel Dias bruh no it ain’t

[@colossaltitan3546]

1:23 sounds so heavenly

[@gavtv6541]

Funny, because he said “die”

[@gegahex]

Drawfee

[@Lethaltail]

T H O S E W H O D O N O T E X I T T H E B U I L D I N G W I L L D I E

[@dipbert]

I don't care what the patch notes say I'm skinny dipping with mummies

[@whoami4916]

And I’m having a child with the Grim Reaper

[@daxamillion9896]

No one can stop me from vomiting at unacceptable levels

[@goodwillemployee1738]

I don't care about school im leaving if a meteor is coming

[@clairea2957]

The rules can't stop me from becoming enemies with my child

[@dipbert]

@@clairea2957 I'll just go around the rules and murder it

[@megasparklegoomba6807]

“A meteor can hit a building, in which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave, and will аlшауs diе

[@muhtesemsiyanur]

and w e e e l a l w a a y s d e e e y

[@Leila555]

This has what it takes to become a copypasta.

[@wormwalll6557]

Yes

[@loganhermann8313]

The teacher: THEN PERISH

[@arnold20139]

I maybe High AF right now, but this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.