Reading Sims Patch Notes #2 [WITH FACECAM]

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[@kerfuffle5722]

*when you realize he knows literally nothing about the Sims*

[@themyofmy]

e x a c t l y

[@evangelinewood3325]

Kerfuffle IKR? I don't want to seem insensitive, but I was a little annoyed by that.

[@reecehunter7]

I kinda already made a comment that’s basically the same thing, this is still kinda original tho

[@smalls1485]

“Spin into their clothes”

[@kerfuffle5722]

Oh heck it was pinned. My cover has been blown, I must flee.

[@OmiGundam777]

The plumbob is the name of the diamond thing above their head.

[@PMSeymour]

Ohhhh that makes sense

[@shibalol1969]

but why is it called a p l u m b o b

[@CATibal]

Yum The Yummy because it's f u n n y

[@avery1093]

Yum The Yummy my question exactly

[@theodosiabartowprevost9442]

P.M. Seymour *OOF*

[@dream_ruiner8777]

It's really funny to see a non sims player read these, because most of these are just regular occurrences in sims.

[@nataliaborys1554]

Dream_Ruiner Yeah, like, I once had a lag where my toddler sim got stuck in babysitter's arms and I had to reset the babysitter to free the kid

[@Br44n5m]

Funny, my sims babysitter left while the mom was at the hospital giving birth and nobody could go home and feed the toddler so I had to kill the babysitter

[@sophibear9023]

True haha listening to him reading these like lol...I've seen weirder shit every time I play the game😂

[@TheFox517]

I wish something that strange hapenned to me. I just get glitched out vampires with normal needs instead of purple ones.

[@ice_bead]

Yeah, my babysitter took my baby to the ocean and dropped her in it, and went fishing.

[@taegutzzz]

once in sims child protective services came to take my baby but my baby caught on fire so they kinda just stood there until the baby died then left

[@Jordan-gb3yr]

my child was literally on fire and then, sensing she was burning alive, child protective services came. Funniest thing about this whole thing, is that the second they walked in, they avoided my baby (laying by the stove) and got a glass of water. They drank water in front of a burning baby.

[@alyssasalmon4883]

Excuse me wtf?

[@1964worldfair]

we have the same pfp

[@katz1786]

wtf HAHAHA lel

[@chalkwarrior5542]

Jesus christ

[@unnamedaxolotl]

"Plumbob...??? Are you talking about private parts...???" Ah yes the sims feel pleasure when you touch that floaty green thing above their head.

[@xxamyxsonicxx10]

But...but...what if they actually do?

[@kamiwusch9178]

@@xxamyxsonicxx10 r/holup

[@jokinghazard2312]

@@kamiwusch9178 plumbob

[@railbaron1]

Why did they call it a plumbob though? Why is the thing that signifies that you are in Direct Control of a Sim named for a tool used to give a vertical reference line in construction?

[@xxamyxsonicxx10]

@@railbaron1 it do be like that sometimes

[@kabelmarder2760]

I think they they meant that the drowned Sim will put on clothes, so that it isn't constantly naked as a ghost

[@SpiderHeadChris]

Mad One Right, like they probably float and spin or literally stand and spin, and the clothes pop on.

[@mlgsans6085]

Just lieing on the ground and start spinning faster and stops with clothes on... All of this while dead

[@0XBlondie96X0]

That's what I was gonna say... though I'm kinda disappointed they did that. Having naked ghosts sounds hilarious lol

[@andrewmichael9201]

Naked ghosts are scarier than fully clothed ghosts

[@th3tawaves]

@@andrewmichael9201 oh dear Lord now I'm just imagining like. A haunted house. But aLL THE GHOSTS ARE NAKED.

[@Willoshi]

"Sims who have drowned will spin into their clothes when interacting with the grim reaper." Translation for PM Seymour: The sims will do a Wonder Woman clothes-change type spin, to be clothed, when they meet the Grim reaper.

[@philipjohnston5822]

They need to be clothed before they go to the Afterlife. They're being polite to all the other ghosts.

[@robinchesterfield42]

Well that's different. I've known Sims to just permanently wear whatever they were in when they died. That means that if it was a pool "accident", they'll always be in their swimwear. :P

[@Sephade]

​@@robinchesterfield42it's because it's referencing "Skinny dipping" which means they aren't swimming normally but are swimming naked. So they just want them to have clothing on at all before going to the afterlife.

[@OcarinaT1]

"Sims... will no longer have their needs frozen." Most likely refers to eating, sleeping, bathing, and using the toilet. Basically, students that skip would become somewhat immortal, incapable of dying from hunger or sleep deprivation.

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon1519]

“Son, you’re grounded. No more mortal needs for the next month.” “Awwwwwww, but, Daaaaaddddddd.”

[@dishevelledartist]

@@yoursleepparalysisdemon1519 I snorted

[@kevinwetherell1748]

It’s just like real life

[@ResidentEvilFan1123]

"The tentacles are friendly!" *I don't like where this is going.* "They won't try to enter certain orifices.." *SEYMOUR STOP*

[@SilverScaleMA]

Well considering the animation when the tentacles do get you... I would say they probably do...

[@S-CB-SL-Animations]

😂😂😂

[@godly4158]

They won’t try to fulfill certain pleasures of yours

[@funeral_moshpit]

Your profile pic matches the comment

[@hope-eg2pk]

@@godly4158 please _no-_

[@DavidAnderson-cw7oq]

Sims spin in order to change clothes, so the “spin into heir clothes” thing just means the ghosts will put clothes on while talking to the grim reaper

[@Starmadien2019]

David Anderson but imagine having to be stuck as a naked ghost.

[@UnfinishedCombStudios]

Because you drowned while skinny dipping...

[@alexpiggy]

With mummies

[@sketchy9431]

666 likes omg

[@xxcosmicsakuraxx3074]

And it isn't 666 anymore..

[@S-CB-SL-Animations]

You've got to add the funniest one yet, Seymour! --> A meteor can hit a building, in which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching. Unless it is a School, in which Children are not allowed to leave, and will always die.

[@artemisovo5621]

The meteor doesnt dismiss you, **I** do!

[@lemonz4551]

@@artemisovo5621 stapppp

[@ph03n1xm9]

Since children can't die in the sims and only be taken away by a social worker, this is definitely a fake update Still funny though

[@friskdacatarchival]

@@ph03n1xm9 Oh no no, they could die in Sims 1.

[@PicelBoi]

@@ph03n1xm9 And they can definitely die in later games as well.

[@that_one_doggo8391]

“Pregnant woman shouldn’t have a fight” This is sims, men can get pregnant

[@shadowfox2516]

... they can?

[@roundbirb447]

@@shadowfox2516 alien pregnancy

[@shadowfox2516]

@@roundbirb447 ohhh

[@stuttertarget]

The sims is fucked up man

[@shadowfox2516]

@@stuttertarget yepp

[@leonardobittencourt7285]

You aren't a real pianist if you can't play a destroyed piano

[@breanajordan3760]

Leonardo Bittencourt this is a fact

[@martyruth77]

I can confirm, I am a pianist and I play pianos that have been exploded on the regular.

[@nerdygirlsrule2587]

@@martyruth77 Same.

[@seuleement.]

NerdyGirlsRule I third this.

[@gingercore69]

There is a famous pianist whi sctually played a piano while it was on fire

[@mr.meloetta1939]

What about _Egypt, China, or France_

[@WyhattMP4]

Chinese Chinese Chinese or Chinese Mexican Mexican Korean

[@governor_explosion]

Mr. Meloetta There’s an expansion that lets you vacation in those three places, which is why they’re singled out.

[@uneevee4397]

ben white I saw that video

[@_lun4r_]

@@WyhattMP4 Chinese, Chinese, Chinese or Chinese Anything goes even Chinese! Long and chewy occasionally gooey, the best things in life taste good with chop suey, 8 minutes to boil and 2 minutes to eat, admit it kid y'know noodles can't be beat.

[@indeepjable]

Egypt China Or France Will No Longer Be Oversized Plumbob Models

[@fiend-off-the-grid]

The sims spin whenever changing clothes, it's intentional as it uses motion blur to obscure any specific changing motions

[@UnorthodoxSoundwave.]

They weren't selling out on a DLC, you need The Sims 3 Island Paradise installed to _have houseboats._

[@danishqureshi8583]

2:21 If two pregnant women were to brawl, would it be two babies piloting mechs?

[@samuelbowers5]

Danish Qureshi. Why? Why did you make me think this? How could you?

[@jasonbundy5078]

Danish Qureshi what the *fuck* did you just say

[@qwertyram4598]

Nah, it's more like two mechs are preparing to deploy drones

[@drowsap8458]

The babies don't really know anything and aren't controlling their mothers so I'd say no.

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

If a pregnant woman swims,she is basically a human submarine

[@ThatOneLegendEmerald]

"Tentacles waved forever." I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS.

[@emilyjay7844]

ETMann it was a reeeeeaaally annoying glitch at the time, trust me

[@Unisylvekitty]

It was a knife wielding tentacle

[@tempestblackfire1459]

UniSylveKitty We just need ed a willing volunteer to turn it off.

[@TheFox517]

O C E A N F A P

[@Daelyah]

Hermaeus Mora

[@exist_without_saving]

Hey, I noticed you had a bit of trouble with understanding some of the patch notes, so allow me to give you a bit of context for some of them. 2:36 - *Sims that drown while Skinny Dipping will now spin into their clothes while interacting with the Grim Reaper.* At least by a certain expansion pack before this patch, when Sims would skinny dip, they would leave their clothes in a pile by the pool/lake/hot tub and wouldn't be able to change at all until they got their clothes back or got some new ones (this was implemented so other Sims could steal the clothes). So, if they didn't spin into their clothes then they'd be stuck in the nude as a ghost, and when they start haunting the house, they'd scare off guests, grandkids, any Sim who doesn't wanna see the dead Sim like that (at least, I think... this is the one I'm least sure about.) 4:35 - *Fixed an issue where fish placed in a Sim's inventory will no longer disappear when they travel back from a vacation world.* The Sims 3: World Adventures was the game's vacation pack, and it added the locations of Egypt, France and China as vacation spots. By classification of the game, these spots were essentially sub-worlds within each world. EAxis (EA/Maxis, the creators of the Sims series) had success when trying sub-worlds in the Sims 2, so they thought they could try it for the Sims 3 as well, but I think what may have happened was the unaccounted-for memory usage difference between the games, and while the vacation worlds worked pretty well, the problems surfaced when Sims returned to their neighborhood - items disappearing, crashes, even duplicate and disappearing household Sims - which quickly became a common sign that your neighborhood was corrupted. 5:43 - *Fixed an issue where Sims could not collect space rocks.* Sadly no, Sims cannot travel to the moon (yet... I'm hoping for it). Space rocks had something to do with alien invasion, I believe (it's been long enough where I can't remember, but they're found on Earth. 6:34 - *Sims that skip class activities or lecture halls will no longer have their needs frozen.* You were right in assuming that's Sims terminology - Needs are the meters that tell us if the Sim is hungry or needs a shower, etc. 9:39 - *The Murphy Bed has been made less lethal.* This is my favorite one. The Murphy Bed is a Sims staple for both Sims 2 and Sims 3, made available in the latter by the University Life Expansion Pack. The lethal element, as it was a fold-out-of-the-wall bed, was that there was a chance your Sim would be crushed beneath the bed when they brought it down from the wall. This chance was originally far too high, so this patch lowered it. And, even though I've seen other people say it already,the plumbob is the diamond above the active Sim's head. Hope this was helpful!

[@xBloodxFangx]

Missed 7:27: *Alien Abductions have been disabled on Houseboats if The Sims Island Paradise is installed* Its not a cop-out, you cant even have a houseboat unless the expansion is installed. Yet somehow they were happening... on houseboats, with the expansion not even installed? Plus it is sort of silly for the abductions to happen on the houseboats anyway.

[@adrianposkonka8331]

Space rocks are meteorites and aren't really linked to aliens (aside from aliens being attracted to them and using the meteorites to replenish their brainpower)

[@clockworkpotato9892]

Can't you get the Murphy bed in Sims 4.

[@willarooo]

@@clockworkpotato9892 yes you can! you can also die from it!

[@CaseyShontz]

That Murphy bed one is hilarious 😂- I don’t play sims but I just looked up what Murphy beds are and the suggested questions were all like “can Murphy beds kill you?? Has anyone died from a Murphy bed???”

[@ZacharyDietze]

“The Time Portal will no longer disappear when traveling to the future” *[Samurai Jack wants to know your location]*

[@amaccoy]

I read this comment exactly as he said it! And I got confused for a moment because I didn't know why the voice in my head sounded different.

[@lennonh.4173]

@@amaccoy DUDE ME TOO WTF!!!!

[@Nsodnoajdjksl]

Location: Hell

[@emilyjay7844]

The Murphy bed was supposed to have a slight chance of crushing your sim when they pulled it down, the glitch was that instead of your Sims getting crushed like 20% it was happening like 50% of the time.. Hence making it less lethal.. I've been a huge Sims fan since Sims 1 games.. The patch notes in these videos cover Sims 3, so I've encountered and remember a lot of these glitches. Sims 4s patch notes are funny too but not like this.

[@jayden2000]

@@zephyrprime8 what

[@emilyjay7844]

@@malachiluna9777 bro i made that comment 2 years ago idk i was probably exaggerating its probably more like 10% either way that is technically les lethal that half the time

[@malachiluna9777]

@@emilyjay7844 Well there was a comment only 2 months ago so it's not too late right?

[@emilyjay7844]

@@malachiluna9777 ngl i didnt see thst one until i replied to you, sidenote its inaccurate, patch notes are free?

[@malachiluna9777]

@@emilyjay7844 Can you restate that?

[@avery1093]

Those are some hardcore pianists

[@liamwhite3522]

Or Loonie Tunes characters. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmLViZajZ9KVgasm16s

[@micahalaizaaraojo-eusena7866]

Avery BigMess or even Eurovision contestants (Im looking at you Austria 2015!)

[@zekeram129]

Avery BigMess They just want to play Those Endearing Young Charms

[@dumbassweeb5702]

Avery BigMess I respect you because of one thing and it’s not this comment... IT’S BECAUSE OF THE SANDERS SIDES PROFILE PICTURE!!!!!

[@AbsoluteRadiance]

@@dumbassweeb5702 I agree

[@Emily-wq4dn]

“Especially if it’s a future where everything bad happens, which is probably the future we’re heading to” Hey look, Pat predicted 2020.

[@Emperordgualica]

Good job *laughs while slowly dying on the inside*

[@disasterducky]

We need to let him know he's one of the Tumblr time travellers

[@faultyblender3590]

Some would say the election results defy that.

[@CallumDowney]

Came down to the comments to find one like this.

[@hsmacaraig]

IKRSDKJFSFD WHEN HE SAID THAT I SCREAMEDDSHFSDSDSD

[@CreatorOfInsanity]

For some reason sims spin when changing clothes and after a sim dies they talk into the grim reaper. Therefore, it was never technically a glitch, it's simply that they didn't want sims being naked while talking to the grim reaper.

[@markbalan8274]

P. M. Seymour: Peymour Meymour Seymour

[@EpicBananaGlasses]

Why?

[@woomysans2367]

Genius.

[@mirrorocean]

I laughed way harder at this than I should have.

[@Dagaming12]

Obviously a distant cousin to Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien

[@nutella_wewerehere]

LSKFHSJCHSFMAJCHANCNWCJAJCJQI BAH KAK S

[@blinky5247]

7:46 They only patched out the ability for abductions to happen on houseboats - which only appear in Island Paradise. That means alien abduction is still possible anywhere else in the game. Also, the Murphy bed is lethal because it's one of those beds that folds up against the wall, and using it in-game has the chance of it falling and crushing your Sim.

[@mex_I.M]

Why the hell bed in game is lethal chaiki ?

[@RenShinomiya121]

@@mex_I.M rng bullshit for some of the cool items you can buy ingame, that somehow makes sense

[@mex_I.M]

@@RenShinomiya121 eh i feel u. Althou i am not one to critique. I fueled shamefull amount of money on gacha games.

[@jeiku5041]

"Pregnant Sims can no longer brawl" Go to west Baltimore. You'll see plenty of pregnant humans brawling.

[@numimio]

“A future where... EVERYTHING happens. I think that’s the future we’re headed to.” Oh, PM. Why must you be right about the BAD things?

[@AbadonXXX]

my brain broke a little the moment I heard the words “magical laundry bear”, I mean I know a bear needs to eat but still

[@alexbenavidez4500]

It's just a magical gnome lmao Looks like a regular teddy bear, is called Abracadabra and teleports around the lot if placed on it Can be found randomly when doing laundry, hence laundry gnome There's tons of magic gnomes in game to collect, not all are bears

[@reader111089]

Sounds like a reference to the Snuggle laundry bear commercials.

[@platinum_noelle]

"Magical laundry bear" makes me think of that robot chicken skit...

[@sugibaum]

Now I want to see what the sims was like when these glitches, errors, and stuff wasn’t fixed.

[@tallahriehl8220]

Imagine the hell of a game freezing every ten seconds, your characters disappearing into the unknown, and actual game mechanics that just flat out don't work, and multiply it by cancer. Ball cancer. That is what the game was like.

[@SilverScaleMA]

Yeah... what he said... It still has moments like that.

[@M1ST3RFOX]

Leafstormz :3 these things were what we called normal back then.

[@RenShinomiya121]

@@tallahriehl8220 because every expansion packs contain a whole lot of stuff to do, even more than what you've expected from the theme. it causes glitches everytime you install almost all of them altogether. game doesn't even know what it's doing at times (especially the world adventure expansion pack a.k.a the first and the most broken ep)

[@alexbenavidez4500]

The game is still a lot like this crazy shit now lol. You can't expect a game so huge, juggling so many variables to be seamless. These are just the patches that were most common problems they could fix They often still happen The game is a treat to play for these moments. I personally had half my entire town die due to a meteorite striking at graduation once A glitch that was also finally properly patched was the sims becoming permanently completely naked, if they showered in the three hours before work started No matter what you changed their outfit to, they would be forever naked (no genitals) until the game crashed During zombie outbreaks, the zombies turn into humans to get into cars ans drive from when it's raining When sleeping in tents in dungeons, my sims will sometimes fly off the map entirely I love this game so much.

[@stishstash166]

“Sims will no longer occasionally flip or stutter when trying to walk through doorways” Bullshit, my Sims 3 game was fully patched and that still happened to me.

[@sorbetsalut7933]

P.M: "a future in which everything bad happens" 2020: *allow me to introduce myself*

[@uberorange2116]

2022 intensifies

[@scruffy-thejanitor]

*Shivers in 2023*

[@OmiGundam777]

Needs are the stats like bladder, hunger, fun etc. If they are frozen, that means that they won’t change.

[@boocrimson7720]

OmniGundam777 Yes! You could have gone without sleeping forever! My sim would have been able to achieve what I could not.

[@SilverScaleMA]

Yeah, that glitch could either be good or bad...

[@GamingMasterAnthony]

Silver Scale Productions never understood how it was a glitch, I mean there’s a cheat that freezes the need bars anyways. (In the sims 4 at least, I would have loved it in the sims 2 and 3 rather than always having to slide it back up.)

[@samhainlegge9563]

You can use satisfaction points to buy traits that freeze individual traits in sims 4

[@OmiGundam777]

Little Herobrine that’s in 3 too

[@scottb7115]

JIM PICKENS NEEDS HIS GLITCHES!

[@omniartist1656]

Scott Buchan YES HE DOES

[@frootspyder569]

THE CUUUULLLLT

[@Emerald__Ace]

For the CUUUULLLT

[@nopenope9110]

Kevin is the cause of a lot of sims 4 patches

[@peggo1217]

Yesss

[@TwiliPaladin]

“The Murphy Bed has been made less lethal.” Seems they undid that in The Sims 4.

[@roecocoa]

And real life.

[@ashleg8350]

"Pianists will no longer continue to play pianos that have been detonated"... Imagining that scenario just like he says: "Sir, you can't keep playing. The piano's been... destroyed. Exploded. Violently disassembled, if you like." "*chugs his seventh glass of wine* WATCH ME...."

[@longfineel2630]

If it hadn’t been nailed to the floor it’d be pushing up daisy’s! It’s gone off to the choir eternal!

[@SpaceCase132]

Aside from imagining you as being clean-shaven, you look very accurate to what I imagined you looked like.

[@Adenon.W]

Space Case same

[@dylan9371]

I thought his profile picture matched his face. Boy was I wrong.

[@SpaceCase132]

I think it matches up relatively well. It’s the beard that makes it seem mismatched.

[@j2dragon109]

Space Case *Beard that makes it miss matched.

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

@@j2dragon109 No, Space Case has it right. "Mismatched" is a valid word

[@saccharinesilk]

O H N O H E ' S H O T

[@cookielatebird1014]

Adelaide Abashov i have a lot of respect to you

[@hannahhays362]

You haven’t realized this

[@yay6142]

Adelaide Abashov he really his (._.)

[@crabboboi1938]

( ._.)

[@DarthNoox]

Adelaide Abashov don’t stare at him too long or your eyes will burn

[@PerfecktLady]

I love how he sometimes has to reread them but as an experienced sim player you just go like: ah yes, classic Sims

[@RealFlutzy]

"Especially if it's a future where everything bad happens, which is probably the future we're heading to" Oh how right on that line was

[@okbeatles9696]

Actually no the Murphy bed wasnt a play on murpheys law thats the name of the beds that fold out of the wall

[@paigey-poo4235]

That doesn’t explain why it was lethal

[@caliathefennecfox7282]

Paigey-poo they will basically close back into the wall with your sim in it where your sim will struggle and suffocate causing death

[@caliathefennecfox7282]

Correction sorry its been a while since i played when opening or closing the murphy bed it has a possibility of crushing you under or in it it was happening about 50% of the time and they changed it to happen about 20% of the time i looked it up

[@RenShinomiya121]

@@caliathefennecfox7282 yeah, that bed is some bullshit. i never wanted to buy that bed again after i lose like, 6 households from it

[@CATibal]

Pianist: "you might be wondering 'how does play the piano after it's detonated?' It's because we pour our souls into the pianos, that's how. When we play a piano, we play a bit of ourselves. That's also why pianos in schools sound worse: because they house a lot more souls than personal pianos, because everyone has a slightly different way of playing." (I actualy don't know anything about pianos lol)

[@can0cringe]

‘I actually don’t know anything about pianos lol’ -ARE YOU SSUUUUUUURRRREEEE?-

[@CATibal]

Can0Cringe #706 I know that pianos in schools sound like shit

[@can0cringe]

LunerCat_ 1: I’ve never played a piano in school before BUT I HAVE PLAYED THE RECORDER -insertsomecringyrecordermusichere-

[@boocrimson7720]

LunerCat_ 1 as a musician for a while? Sounds about right. I don't play the piano, but I'm pretty sure my trumpet gathering dust has stolen a small part of my soul that I'm not ready to reunite with or I would have played it by now XD

[@CATibal]

Boo ComplexMind I'm not a musician, and I know absolutely nothing about any sort of instruments.

[@Icyangel10]

The bed you joked about having knives is a bed that goes into a wall like opening a mailbox lid so if it opens it might land on top of you & CRUSH you to death or injure you from fall damage

[@kyuura4324]

My favorite part is how EXTREMELY specific some of these are

[@PastaPasta_]

The plumbob is the green crystal that appears above a sims head Also when a sim dies they turn into a ghost and the grim reaper shows up to take them away The amount of times I’m going to edit this comment You can BUILD a rocket ship to send your sims into space (and possibly bring back a alien sim) This is literally the only PM Seymour video I have made a comment like this Also (play mour sims, plz)

[@sashaisweird]

Floating Star that’s sims 4... this is sims 3

[@justarandomdudewithnoskill5170]

Was that last sentence a pun?

[@theadventurer9948]

11:22 It's basically saying that they fixed it so that the person who drowned while Skinny Dipping will now be clothed before the Grim Reaper does what he needs to. Because apparently before they fixed that the drowned Sim was approached and taken care of by the Grim reaper just as is. (also 4:12 made me think of the movie Game Plan for a second.)

[@bi_beans9011]

"The time portal will no longer disappear when traveling to the future." **number 5 wants to know your location**

[@theguyman256]

Makes me want to "try for baby" with the grim reaper

[@emilysmith2965]

Isn’t that the plot of Meet Joe Black

[@theguyman256]

The- huh?

[@emilysmith2965]

@@theguyman256 It's a watchable 90s movie where Brad Pitt plays Death. You do the math

[@TheMaidHatter]

I feel personally attacked that they patched that out.

[@ThatOneLegendEmerald]

This needs to be animated!

[@zoeyiguess8358]

ETMann YASS

[@kawaiipotatoe9884]

Yes

[@lovaniaakasanssgengar548]

Sims playing detonated pianos.... Guys! I know where the gen 5 legendary battle theme's piano came from!

[@fairyhusky9265]

Well ya gotta look decent in front of mr reaper, gotta make a good impression on the dude about to steal your soul

[@Mad_West]

"Especially if it is a future where everything bad happens" Well that aged poorly

[@kaiwithlove]

if only we knew

[@YetAnotherGeorgeth]

"fixed an issue where Sims no longer leave their toddler in the bar." Ah, the David Cameron fix!

[@suntheclumsycat]

A Murphy Bed is actually a bed that fold up to the wall, usually disguised as a large closet. When it says it could be lethal, it most likely means the scenario of the Murphy Bed folding back up into the wall while the sim sleeps on it.

[@marei2222]

Or crushing them when they open it. Either way.

[@cosmicgenesis1581]

7:10 A sims' needs is the 6 stats (energy, food, hygiene, etc.) That keeps the sims alive. If one of these needs goes to low the sims will die. The needs freezing means the sims' needs wont lower making them virtually immortal in these 6 thing

[@kallie_wg1432]

Thus comes the wave of “the plumbob is the green thing above their head”

[@holifishuwu4341]

You uploaded this after I stopped playing the Sims. Coincidence? I think not.

[@moon12299]

You WILL play sims again *does jedi hand movement*

[@holifishuwu4341]

EsherKittyKat but i played it all day .w.

[@moon12299]

@@holifishuwu4341 plaaaaaay iiiit ir be haunted by your creations muahahahahaha >:3

[@holifishuwu4341]

EsherKittyKat the only household I’m playing right now is of Snow White and her two kids (doing the Disney princess challenge) so I think again. then again, the babies in that game are literally demonic..

[@can0cringe]

**Running SAAANNNIICVC SPED into the room* DID sOmEoNe SAy dEmOnIc cHilDReN

[@lovelydegenerate9558]

my mom was watching over my shoulder and she thinks your'e hot

[@danishqureshi8583]

gamzee makara r/thathappened

[@lovelydegenerate9558]

believe it or not yes

[@ninjegeabey2536]

Danish Qureshi Have you reached such a point of doubt that you are unable to believe someone's mother thought he was hot?

[@ninjegeabey2536]

i really need help Then why did you reference The subreddit for FAKE STORIES?

[@dancingcarapace]

Ninjegeabey they didn't Danish Qureshi did

[@travismeek4166]

** "I'd freak the hell out, especially if it's a future where everything bad happens" ** And now we have 2020 with: Corona Murder Hornets Cannibal rats Etc... So yea- didn't even need a time Portal lol

[@ZimLikesPastaAnimation]

2021 comin in with a coup attempt in the US on day 6

[@lovaniagengar7941]

Wait there were cannibal rats?

[@Emperordgualica]

@@ZimLikesPastaAnimation don’t forget bill’s return

[@abbygrace7891]

....cannibal rats???

[@Emperordgualica]

I meant bill wurtz

[@the_furf_of_july4652]

About this one: “Sims that drown while skinny dipping will now spin into their clothes while interacting with the grim reaper” When sims change clothes, they just jump and spin in place and suddenly have a new outfit. This change means that the sim’s ghost will not be in a skinny dipping outfit when reaped

[@renakunisaki]

Other games: fixed textures not loading in certain maps Sims: pianists will no longer continue to play pianos that have been detonated

[@CommissarMitch]

7:00 If I remember correctly, been a while since I played The Sims, the Needs are the things like eating and comfort. The meters every sim has. The fact they are frozen means they do not move. This happen in special occasions so a sim does not die or pass out.

[@Zero-dead-]

sims is stripping my rights for skinny dipping with the undead

[@ghostmangm3059]

Yeah, as if it wasn't bad enough I can't WooHoo the Grim Reaper

[@_stardustcolors]

A plumbob is the green jewel thing that floats above a Sim's head. I learnt that from the tutorial of the Sims Freeplay! 🙃

[@calebr1235]

*When he said "That's probably the future we're heading to" I felt that.*

[@kabbismash2971]

The Plumbob is the green diamond that appears over the head of the sim that you are controlling

[@ryan-yg7pk]

Mummy that skinny dips: "Give me a few minutes to unwrap"

[@otter110]

"I would hate to get stuck into the future especially since that is where everything is bad" hmmmm, are you sure you yourself aren't from the future

[@smurfius2001]

(3:35) It means that they will no longer interact with the grim reaper whilst naked.

[@SchazmenRassir]

Pat: "I would love to take junk, and make it valuable, and then sell it." Just like Apple!

[@kirishimasimp6632]

6:20 this aged like fine wine that set everything on fire lol

[@lillithb1661]

6:40 *skips one class* I NO LONGER REQUIRE NUTRITION

[@reecehunter7]

I assume you don’t play the Sims much? Love ur channel tho Edit: How did this get 231 likes?!?

[@JUSTSHUTUP1212]

Primarina Games how did this get 217?????

[@reecehunter7]

Fribbit_the_Frog I am questioning people who liked this

[@beedler3997]

227! Edit: Someone unliked, back to 226

[@reecehunter7]

Chronic Snazzz lol well close enough

[@reecehunter7]

Shinigamiyami51 thanks 😁

[@vulpez650]

Ya silly nutbar, the plumbob is that cool diamond thing over the character.

[@syboe]

The fact that I’m watching this having never played the Sims before makes this so much funnier

[@rogercruz1547]

3:20 You were having smex in the pool and drowned... the grim reaper comes to collect your soul, but you were naked, so they made the sim "spin in place and clothes appear" before going naked to the other side

[@kaiizuna6179]

Wait, but I wanted to Skinny dip with the Mummies!

[@TheKingOfNachosTM]

Sims- the game where you play God

[@rachelduncan9170]

TheNachoNinja FTW sometimes i glitch the game by screenshotting a seagull

[@swampymarsh649]

Roo chan ḧ̤ö̤ẅ̤ g̤̈ö̤d̤̈ ẅ̤ö̤ṳ̈l̤̈d̤̈ ẅ̤ä̤n̤̈ẗ̤ ï̤ẗ̤

[@marisabattle]

You're right! *we are headed towards that future, no wait we already made it!*

[@nikkirennardo5100]

They spin into their clothes like Superman in a phone booth

[@MarcosSantos-rd3ot]

Someone please animate this

[@glutenfreedaddy480]

Marcos Santos oh my god please

[@username5741]

SKINNY DIPPING WITH MUMMIES

[@chaosm3179]

"your future bones" I love that this implies that when I reach the age of 20 all of my bones will be replaced

[@lenny7785]

The “Sims that drown while skinny dipping will now spin into their clothes while interacting with the grim reaper” one means they put their clothes on before talking to the grim reaper instead of talking to him naked.

[@Dragonman0007]

1:34 The “plumbob” is the green thing floating above their heads.

[@hatandhoodie_]

"Sir, the piano is destroyed, you can't play it." "I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream."

[@mercury1057]

Plumbob: the green thing over their heads

[@jeezuhskriste5759]

6:28 not only did every Tumblr blog predict the future, you did too

[@barnabyjjones2348]

1:39 it is a diamond over the sims head so you can tell which sim your controlling (also sims spin into their clothes in any game you play with the sims)

[@spanish2927]

6:16 isnt that the plot of samurai jack

[@kelpie9610]

Let me explain the "Spin into their clothes" ( 2:56 ) Sims do a spinning animation when changing their clothes. they do not dress/undress normally. They meant that sentence very literally

[@animaljamfan10]

Sims change in and out of clothes by doing a spin animation. They added that in so you wouldn't have a naked ghost talking to the grin reaper

[@KittehNinjaz]

plumbob is the diamond thing above a Sim's head. Sims change clothes Wonder Woman style. In The Sims 3, towns are called worlds. Space rocks fall to Earth. Sims' needs (hunger, bladder, energy, social, etc.) are based on sliding scales, which can freeze. IDK why the houseboat one is expansion-specific when the time machine one isn't, but houseboats are specific to Island Paradise. You can't get alien abductions disabled on houseboats if there are no houseboats to begin with. The Murphy Bed is a bed that pulls down from the wall. There is a chance of it falling on a Sim and killing them when they try to pull it out. EA made it less lethal by lowering that chance.

[@ThatOneLegendEmerald]

Why is it in black and white? (Your facecam)

[@critking5633]

Because he lives in the 80's

[@morphunder8509]

That's just how he looks.

[@ninjegeabey2536]

All of his bodies energy is focused into his voice,removing the color from his body. He also needs to constantly sap color from the world around him to eject it in beautiful word form. 'Tis the curse of the voice actor.

[@Destructocorps]

@@critking5633 50's the 80's was very colourful.

[@critking5633]

Ninjegeabey what if he doesn't talk? Is color not gonna be drained?

[@julianasugawara3229]

Ahhh sweet things that people who still play the sims will understand...

[@NotroLPS]

1:49 a plumbob is the emotion diamond above their heads

[@loganc1586]

Thanks

[@timmyreobed5043]

“I would love to take junk and make it valuable and sell it.” We call that “running a pawn shop.”

[@wafflesthewookiee4716]

Amazon review: Danny DeVito cardboard cutout

[@SharkyCharlotte]

8:05 No no no you didn't read it right ... You have get a houseboat without that expansion pack ... And the abductions were happening on houseboats ...

[@thellamacorn8902]

This is much funnier and will make much more sense if you've played the Sims. I'll explain a few things: 1. Plumbobs are green diamond-shaped things that float over sim's heads, you can look it up. 2. Sim's change outfits by spinning into their clothes. So when they drown while skinny dipping they will no longer interact with the grim reaper naked. 3. At 8:10 it says "Alien abductions have been disabled on *houseboats* if the player has The Sims 3 Island Paradise installed." Which means that abductions will still happen but they fixed a glitch where you would get abducted when you were on a houseboat. I'd recommend reading a bit about the sims 3 before doing this just because it makes a bit more sense.

[@Bohistrying]

A plumbob is the little diamond that hovers over a selected sims head