The Six Monsters You'll Have As Roommates

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[@hannahnoel3035]

The ghost sounds like the perfect roommate

[@funnytings2736]

😂😂

[@Thagesthoughts]

As a ghost, I can confirm we have a very low conflict rate. I just need somewhere I can hang out and game (with headphones on, and I switch to a membrane keyboard after dark so as not to keep the roommates up), sleep, and some room in the fridge and freezer to store my food. If my roommates wanna hang and be friends, awesome! If not, that's fine, too. I'll keep my little slice of the home clean and ninjastealth in and out without waking anyone up. And my cut of the rent will always be on the table.

[@Aidan-zc8wx]

@@Thagesthoughts you sound like the best roommate ever ngl

[@ianfink2751]

I'm only 15 and I already know that if I go to college, I will 100% be the ghost roommate.

[@HelicopterShownUp]

Only a ghost appreciates another ghost. Stompers don't notice themselves or others. Wish I wasn't a ghost.

[@uncreative5766]

Holy crap. I lived with 5 roommates my sophomore year and I just realized I was the ghost. I was only there to sleep and eat.

[@WolfPlayz294]

How does that work?

[@Bubbble_Bear]

Easy, you do your own business and u don't disturb whatever the other guy is doing atm, you leave messages if u think both of u needs something (like the TP in the video) and just pay your share of the rent since it would be rude id you didn't

[@Ahmed-157]

You stay at uni all day

[@AwayCassius]

The Werewolf: is pleasant and very easy to get along with- until one day, they transform into a shrill, destructive beast. The next day they will be back to normal and not even acknowledge their previous behaviour, almost as though they have no recollection of it. Repeat cycle.

[@TheNick1704]

Alternative name: Woman. That shrill destructive beast -phase is called menstruation.

[@heresabetterchoice2038]

That's me lol

[@omnio2043]

it's called angry drunk

[@camzoman]

+TheNick1704 Also monthly due to the full moon. Appropriate.

[@rosielow527]

+Jam and Lies They would become a beast at night. Savage, angry, leaving no place for you to sleep without being "murdered", except for outside. The next morning, they think YOU made the mess!

[@UnfilteredCactus]

The Robot is a business major, the Ghost works 40 hours a week and goes to school full time, the vampire studies liberal arts and goes to a rave every night, the Alien takes classes online and is wanting to make friends, and the Zombie is an engineering major.

[@kevinwillems8720]

Oof on that last one.

[@robertschmidt7879]

Adroit and concise! Well done, sir.

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

I'm an Engineering Major, and I'm a robot

[@SavvyMiami]

Biology major here, definitely I’m the robot one lmaooo

[@eddychelene2124]

the zombie part is the most accurate, I felt that😂

[@fuchgugel9429]

the 6th monster is the fear he feels now being alone in the dorm

[@sultanaljuhani1571]

So deep I see Adele rollin

[@danaemartinez7804]

+Sultan Alrefaie HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 😂

[@hmjgrawy1]

+Sultan Alrefaie ههههه شنو يعني

[@soloarcher2562]

I had number 2 years ago, the ghost. It was crazy. He was never around and even when he was there it's like he was hiding. Then one day he just disappeared. Turns out he was a drug addict, which is why he was hiding all the time, and he disappeared because he went to jail. lol

[@music0cool]

Solo Archer 😂😂😂

[@fbiagent6081]

Well that was a big twist

[@goatsquad9308]

Solo Archer omg lol

[@ghostofsilence2697]

I was a ghost... I was roommates with a stoner version of shrek It was interesting to say the least

[@friendlyneighborhoodidiot7004]

If I’m any of the roommates I’m number 2 because I don’t like people and would rather be unseen or presumed dead.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

What's wrong with the Ghost? That's the second-best roommate a guy could ask for. The Alien is just Woolie.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

RuthlessFiend38 What if it's pie-stealing college? You don't get those skills innately without being some kind of savant.

[@addynaruto1221]

I am a ghost roomie

[@starboi2094]

+Addy Naruto I think I'm a zombie with a little vampire or I'm just what my name is Joker HAHAHA...

[@TheKillbot555]

I think me and my roommate are both ghosts.

[@genderqueercam]

Also, I'm willing to bet the zombie is just stoned all the time.

[@lepkember6913]

My roomate was the robot type. Big problem is that I am the zombie type.

[@AbstraktVisaj]

The wars you'll have, huh?

[@lepkember6913]

+The Legendary Derpmaster yeah, it was terrible.

[@ANT96-x8d]

How would you describe these monsters as roommates?:Frankenstein,The Werewolf,The Bride Of Frankenstein,The Mummy,The Invisible Man,The Phantom Of The Opera,The Creature From The Black Lagoon,The Devil.

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Frankenstein is the guy who likes alot of differeint things werewolve the meat lover with a bad temper

[@fallenmango8420]

+Kye Dysarthria The angry gay one?

[@zabaoth]

I only had one. It was the Alien. Some eastern european friend of a friend of a friend who needed a place to stay and would pay cash in advance. We hardly ever spoke, and he would only step out of his room to cook. And he was fucking awesome at that. He always left me a plate of some really gourmet shit, so I figured he was a chef or something. After almost 4 months, he just left. A couple of weeks later got police asking about him at my door. Apparently he was some big time drug dealer on the run. I told them everything I knew (which is pretty much what I'm writing here), and let them search the room for clues. They just found a perfectly made bed, a desk and an empty closet. I don't know if they ever found him, or if he's even alive. But if he's for some chance reading this... Best of luck and thanks for the meals, man!

[@thedarkmaster4747]

Adrian Jutronich not an alien a methodical gangster... you wouldn't want to eat anything an alien cooked for you, and if you did... you wouldn't keep the rest of your lunch, or you'd wish you had chucked it up... (a true alien will even add freaky sh*t to food as experiements... when your not looking)

[@divemissile8928]

That story sounds fake as hell.

[@zabaoth]

Your insight is fully appreciated.

[@Philweasel]

Adrian Jutronich All eastern european roommates seem to be quiet, strange, and fucking awesome cooks. I have one as well. I'm like finishing cooking my store bought breaded chicken and she's like got something that looks like Jamie Oliver cooked it on the stove. Her room was immaculate as well.

[@HolleWalle]

Adrian Jutronich Hmm, the believed you when you said you lived with him 4 months but didn't get to know him?

[@marcelloammirati2184]

I love how the narrator can literally swear and still sound serious and professional

[@TheDarrenPR]

I had one of the worst roommates while living in the dorms my first year at university. The dude would sleep all day skipping class and go out partying at night, which wasn't so bad except for when he got back at around 04:00 am and made loud noises putting all his party stuff away, obviously intoxicated. Once that was put away, he would turn on his lovely iPod and play some music. Out if the kindness in his heart, he put on his headphones. Didn't really help much considering he had his volume maxed out, and even blew out a couple headphones of his doing so. Not to mention how dirty the guy was... Guy left out used food containers, plates, spoons, whatever it is, for weeks before finally deciding to clean it up. The worst thing of all, the thing that tops everything I mentioned so far, is on more than one occasion, in his drunken stupor, he threw up all over his bed and the floor during the night and instead of cleaning it up then or even in the morning when he gets up, he leaves town for the weekend. I reported him to the university housing and dining people and the police even had to bring him back to the dorms (underage drinking and all that) and still nobody ever did anything about it. I love alone in a 1-bedroom apartment now and I don't plan on ever having roommates again.

[@computerscientist5953]

this kinda reminds me of my roommie right now. He's so loud, he never sleeps at nights, plays his PC, eats and jingle his dishes. When he goes to his hometown on the weekends, I clean everything and apt becomes shiny and bright. But when he comes back ,It lasts for like 2-3 days and then again our apt becomes a hole. I hope to survive this hell till the end of this semester and GET THE FUCK OUT of here

[@ParabolaTool]

Sounds like my roommate except add in pot smoking in the room, setting off smoke alarms, getting the cops called on us multiple times, playing the banjo at 5am, crazy drug rages, etc.

[@Abominatrix650]

***** I recently had a flatmate like that. He's gone now and things are nicer around here

[@abbyo23]

Abominatrix650

[@Abominatrix650]

Abby O Yes? I assumed you tagged me because you wanted to tell me something?

[@drunkbunnii]

I had a roomate I referred to as "Bacon" to my friends. Never cleaned, stayed in her room all day everyday. Everytime I'd come home the whole place smelled like bacon. Bacon everyday. At night I could wake up to the sounds in the kitchen and the scent of bacon. My bff didn't believe until she came to sleep over and as soon as we walk in, the whole place smells like bacon and the kitchen was a mess. It took me months before I could eat bacon again..

[@Gemnist98]

But - it’s bacon...

[@Alta.2077]

Should've named him "Heart Attack" instead

[@muppetallica]

Gemnist Ikr?! The smell of bacon makes me want bacon. It's the gateway meat of vegetarians.

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

Bacon smell never goes away... but after reading this, I'm almost craving a slice now..lol

[@muppetallica]

Tragoudistros.MPH Almost???

[@darkeydrakon7244]

WEREWOLF-he is normal during day as the night descends he goes to the local bar and becomes THE BEAST.you won't hear from him all night and as Sun rises u get a phone call early in the morning to come pick him up with some clothes and cash. Some times with lot of cash if police are involved.

[@stormsmith1319]

I've seen several people say werewolf, and I even said it, but you put it better than anyone else.

[@holderheck]

awww crap im that guy, im such a dick when you put it that way.

[@andrewvasquez2164]

I remember when college humor was actually COLLEGE HUMOR

[@metroplexprime9901]

Instead of "oh hey look at us, we talk about weed"

[@kostisafouxenidis7409]

Now it is failed generation humour

[@SirEriol]

@@metroplexprime9901 Wait... Doesn't everybody do drugs in college?

[@supercharliegalaxy]

Ah the good ol days.

[@SLACKLINEDUDE]

i too hate minorities

[@hunterkiller1440]

Crap, I realized I'm an Alien-Robot.

[@tuffjiggly8566]

what if you got bitten by a zombie-vampire then died?

[@hunterkiller1440]

I can't die. I'm an alien-robot--I'm already dead. So no change would occur.

[@jarradpoland7060]

hunterkiller1440 same

[@qrstasdf6473]

Yup, same here

[@angelicabomination1699]

hunterkiller1440 sadly alien zombie

[@kennethreeves3146]

Still remember this Korean roommate back in the UK who suddenly started using the bathtub to make fucking homemade kimchi. And what was even fucked up was that he later accused me of being a war criminal cuz I am Japanese and phoned the landlord to stop his freaking kimchi production in the shared bathroom.

[@mechamicro]

Da fuq

[@ericweiss6258]

To be fair, I've seen electronic kimchi fermenters for up to $150 at my local H-Mart.

[@johnsteampunk6408]

@@mechamicro the Google translate.

[@mechamicro]

@@johnsteampunk6408 it is a slang so stop being a meanie

[@johnsteampunk6408]

@@mechamicro I was joking about how google translated it into something else because it was "A different Language". Sorry if I caused any offense, as none was Intended by my reply.

[@Kadulikan]

I got the zombie. Dude pretzeled himself around the moldy trash on his bed and slept like that, sitting up. He played LoL all night on a mechanical keyboard. The tapping. Never. Stopped. He would set 5 alarms every morning but never get up. After all this, I found out that living alone in a studio apartment 5 minutes away would've cost the same as sharing that closet with the zombie.

[@KindredKeepsake]

Pretzeled himself..? XD Does that mean he hugged the thing?

[@Kadulikan]

KennedyEbony As in he contorted his body around the trash on his bed to sleep without touching it, even if it meant sleeping while sitting up

[@KindredKeepsake]

That is so weird and gross!

[@pamburke8043]

When I go to college I'm going to make some ground rules, like no smoking, no touching my food, no littering, no being loud in my section of the dorm, etc.

[@iaingunn2084]

@@pamburke8043 dont expect anyone to give a shit about ur rules

[@natzudragoonel8390]

The Alien looks fun honestly

[@LeWildSister]

Natzu Dragoonel i have one and no, no she is not. She pisses me off

[@NewPaulActs17]

Is she from Russia, or California?

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

Dzelion Gurung. Or a Bong

[@thelihzarhdking3192]

and if its neither you-

[@PrettyOmnificent333]

Natzu Dragoonel true lols

[@zoruamaster2495]

The Doll: just a sits in one place either staring at you or on a device, completely idle Look away for one second and they move to a different location, completely silent

[@billmarion5796]

Me and my roommate are both robots and we've developed a competitive spirit making our standards escalate at an sustainable pace.

[@hanaeltantawy145]

Ugh I'm such a nerd that sounds like my ideal life situation.

[@tadasuko8935]

Would you accept a robot zombie?

[@SC-zq6cu]

Tada Suko That's possible ?

[@naerwyn239]

This sounds amazing.

[@bigeric4796]

You live in heaven

[@jakemode]

I totally have the ghost. hes here sometimes but on the weekend totally disappears. I have no idea where he is right now...

[@jamestownsmith1026]

Maybe he goes to his family like my brother.

[@jakemode]

he lives like 2 hours away

[@jakemode]

***** I can but driving four hours every weekend is a pain in the ass

[@thatsme9371]

Jacob Devine maybe he has a girlfriend

[@thehllw]

oma ana or a boyfriend

[@neuralmute]

Okay, I'll openly admit that back in the day, I was equal parts ghost, vampire, and alien. But that's alright, because I lived with a couple of alien zombies, and together, we scared all the robots away from our place, and coexisted in happy chaos, and thick clouds of pot smoke.

[@emilyblubb1254]

neuralmute imagina telling that to someone without context

[@FriendlyFire2830]

This is probably more cringey than it should be

[@selenaivanovic2348]

I want that...!

[@Austin_Soares]

So you were a Chimera?

[@TFJack98]

should've included the Stoner or The Gamer types

[@FallingStary]

You never see them work or go to class and they are always home before you Constantly turning down social events while oblivious to current news they remain a skeleton in the closet

[@TheSky000003]

ha thats me only because i have only super early morning classes and work all weekend

[@Github_tech_with_ty]

the stoner is the zombies

[@ElementalLeaf]

I mean technically me applying a lot of hair products, dressing in black, hating sunlight, and getting female attention doesnt make me a monster either, its just the framing of how its said that makes monsters apply (in this case vampire). They could probably pull one off for gamer too. Then again gaming is more of a hobby than a personality. Stoner on the other hand...

[@jaeheealbertchoi4920]

Gamers should be necromancers ir something? bringing crowds with him to perform strange rituals full of noises and dark speech? yup that is cod and swearings

[@TheMetalsuit]

Ghost roommate is best room mate, you basically have the room to yourself

[@EvilGremlin100]

true.. I am the robot, living with ghost.. nice tidy room to myself every night :P

[@FlamingBlade5723]

That would suck being a Robot getting paired with a Zombie lol

[@StazyandEveCandyShow]

i would choose the robot over the alien

[@DargorV]

Well to the Robot you're just another zombie/alien..

[@neutral3570]

I am the Robot BWAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[@jaredhughes556]

The detective: They may not know for now, but it's only a matter of time before they find out. You can find them peeking out of door cracks, hiding in bathroom stalls, or even pretending to walk around talking on the phone when they eavesdrop. They don't talk to you much, but when they do every word they drop is sweet and misleading.

[@deadmanfan1000]

So my roommate is a vampire zombie detective alien

[@fayehyuga5259]

i'm definitely the vampire but without the sex.

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

Faye Hyuga I am the zombie without the silent treatment.

[@fayehyuga5259]

That's fair.

[@SC-zq6cu]

I am the zombie.....and i don't know what to subtract from the description given in this video.

[@presidentecamacho8579]

loll

[@SorchaSublime]

I'm the alien, but I resemble ford prefect more than... that mess...

[@patrickjackson3276]

I am the zombie. My brain died several months before I made it to college, and apparently so did my hygiene. My room smelled really bad and was very messy. Do you see that dead look on the zombie's face? That is because his soul died before either his sense of decency or his hygiene did. His soul died, then his self-respect, then his sense of decency, then his hygiene. Sooner or later his health fails, then his body. The end.

[@QQ-tg5xb]

Patrick Jackson hope someone will show up in your life and bring you back:)

[@psychaoticgoo4629]

That is deep. Goodluck to you my friend

[@sinrelease3762]

I had person he never talk THE whole year I heard him say hi the first time I saw him and cough once

[@Godmcgod]

were you roommates with mr. bean?

[@yumsoup3377]

xxD

[@uglyloner8983]

Sin Release me

[@pownotto4610]

If you went to pti that was me

[@sushio4357]

Wtf

[@geobeach9129]

Did anyone else notice that at 1:57, the vampire’s journal says “Die with me, my Queen”?

[@seamusquain2706]

Oh Yeah, It Does Say That.

[@metroplexprime9901]

It's official boys, the vampire's a simp, get him!

[@Rodgerinho]

This is funny, but to be honest, some of the best years of my life were living with my college roommates. We had a pedantic robot, a footballer ghost, a ghost robot, a pair of stoner vampires, and let's be blunt, everyone's a zombie after a couple of months, trash mountain quickly becomes art as much as responsibility. Even though there were the food stealing wars, the prank war, the bb gun ambush war, the fill-the-condom-with-something-interesting war, the water gun war that turned into a floor-wrecking, deposit-taking amazing water party, you meet amazing people in that environment. I feel bad for people that had a bad experience with roommates, you can have an amazing time if you're willing to cut loose.

[@hummingbirdgirl0720]

The Dragon: (basically a bully) This roommate is a vicious creature who is guarding his hoard of treasures (his nice things) and territorial (warning you to NEVER be in HIS space). When he eats, it's like he's devouring a village. His smoking habit gives him a hot (and stinky) breathe. If you wake him up, he'll destroy you. If you let him hang out with your friends, he'll destroy them, you and innocent bystanders who had nothing to do with the situation.

[@darinae34]

Why a dragon ?

[@deadmanfan1000]

My last roommate was the dragon

[@draconicrain7609]

I am a dragon but not this kind. I am really more like the guy who walks quietly and with a big stick. I am actually easy going and friendly.

[@-zekozakarneh489]

well im a robot living with TWO zombies

[@PRGME7]

Oh

[@-zekozakarneh489]

thats fucked up i know

[@-zekozakarneh489]

yes it does , the last shower i saw them taking was 8 days ago , they swash their mouths with water on the morning without fucking brush their teeth

[@GastonBoucher]

Pfft, 8 days is nothing, your roomates are amateurs lol.

[@-zekozakarneh489]

GastonBoucher i feel that theres someone else whos fucked in this life , am i wrong ? XD

[@jmace2424]

Don’t forget the one who is counting the days until he gets married after graduation. Some people give joy wherever they go, some people give joy whenever they go.

[@ventil9446]

When you mix The sims 3 univeristy life and the sims 3 supernatural

[@ghubbkc2909]

Бакиша

[@Crazy56U]

I love the subtleness of the last segment. Despite the title card saying otherwise, there _is_ a monster. Yourself. Either you are going to subcome to your own vices or your paranoia will spiral out of control

[@Rycluse]

Can confirm, was a ghost living with a robot

[@EvilGremlin100]

I'm currently a robot living with a ghost... :D well... I say "living with".. but his bedspace has remained unchanged for like 3 months now...

[@magnithorson3533]

Pete Welch are you sure he still lives there?

[@EvilGremlin100]

that's what i'm beginning to ask myself...

[@cheesiscool335444]

Pete Welch XD Well, if he doesn't, at least you have a room to yourself now

[@EvilGremlin100]

well... I think I spoke too soon... he came back today :/

[@11e1cess3]

I'm a mix of the Ghost, Alien and the robot.

[@comradecrazy]

so your as beta as they get? congrats. you have failed in having any kind of social life.

[@11e1cess3]

Why did you have to be so rude? You don't know me so you can't just assume that I don't have a social life. And if you didn't notice I was being sarcastic. People these day...

[@comradecrazy]

you said it yourself- mix of a Ghost, who is never seen and always overlooked, Alien who is as beta as they come and "has a poor judge of social norms", also apparently cannot into human communication, and the robot who dispute all attempts to come across as pleasing and cheerful, obviously has some deep seeded psychological problems. I'm just telling you what you told me, and next time try not to take meaningless comment on youtube so serious.

[@SnakeFawdz]

I would love to have you as a roommate XD

[@omnise]

I'm a little of them all.

[@JacobL228]

My little brother was a zombie. He kept half eaten food containers all over his room and he kept asking me to tell him the answers to the homework and online quizzes for the class we were taking together. If he spent more time studying and less time partying, maybe it wouldn't have taken him six years to earn a four-year degree.

[@supercakefish]

Over in this country we have separate rooms to sleep in. I have no idea how people could tolerate sharing the same room!

[@Morgorath30]

it's fun if they're actually cool people.

[@anarchistmugwump9137]

Morgorath30 I wouldn't be able to tolerate the lack of privacy.

[@Morgorath30]

Andrew Palmer Become best friends. Problem solved.

[@hardluck8732]

I don't know what country your from, but in America they overcharge in anything college related because, they basically turned college into a business mentality at some point. Everything is so damn expensive as it is. If you want your own room you better have serious dough. I went to college for only a year and my roommate was a cross between a ghost and a zombie.

[@anarchistmugwump9137]

In the UK we have loans that you only start to pay off once you're earning enough. That said my family is pretty well off so I don't have one. That said we used to give students grants to go to university because it was pretty rare.

[@SCP-hu8hm]

The criminal: the guy who is always standing in the hallways with his face partially covered. His hoodie smells of drugs and he keeps a few pieces of tape on his webcam. He keeps a collection of knives and other weapons. He says that he is a "doomsday prepper" but you can never be sure.

[@layschipsmarketing8562]

Captain Autismo so basically a coloradan

[@dudepool7530]

I AM NOT A CRIMINAL! I'm a blade obsessed pot-head who likes to be prepared. I have the tape over my webcam A: I never use it B: I've been covering my laptop in stickers and the like, and have a pretty cool piece of a WOW card covering it (because apparently, if you dont play a TCG, you think people that do, play them all...) okay... I WAS technically a criminal, but then they legalized it lmao.

[@C10-l1m]

"Would you mind if I d put a second gun safe on the wall? Right next to where the swords are?" "..." "What? No...i said where the swords are - yes but- No ur right there are some swords there but its mostly axces. Thats why we call it the axe corner. You know, on the left of the bathroom and right under the collection of machine guns." "What are you talking about? No i already told you. The tank ammo is under my bed. And no i am not taking this to far!" Do you mean that kind of persons? People like me?

[@LadyBeritanavatarius]

Well, considering the concern about facial recognition, might be more legit than you might realize... unfortunately they are able to identify people by how the walk now, they're going beyond facial recognition... In the future it might not seem so bad-criminal, if we end up in a real high-tech dystopia.

[@N3rdZon3]

Taping your webcam is highly unnecessary - every computer webcam I've ever encountered has a small LED light that is on when the camera is recording. This LED is directly connected to the cameras power so if the camera gets power so does the LED - that's wired, you can't software hack it to not do that, the only way to prevent it from doing that is taking your laptop and cutting the cable and if someone breaks into your horse, demantles your laptop, hardware mods it and puts it back together without you noticing anything then I think you have a way bigger problem on your hand than your webcam

[@randomassassin3023]

I’m gonna be the ghost roommate but I’m gonna bring a rag doll and move it at night while he’ll sleeping

[@ghostofsilence2697]

Bring a black morph suit and a laptop with surround sound speakers. Late at night before your roommate comes back, place the speakers around the room in hidden locations while still connecting them to your laptop. Play "hall of ghostly whispers" on loop at low volume. Put on the morph suit and turn off the lights, also take the light switch to the off position. Stand in the corner of the room far opposite the door. When your roommate walks in, simply stare at him/her and rapidly twitch your head. I did that and wasn't disappointed with the results. Just make sure your roommate doesn't have a heart condition or respatory condition before you try this. Good luck

[@littlevoidboi2111]

Thomas Mercure pure evil I LOVE it

[@DareToBeDeviant]

I'm the ghost and sort of proud to be it, almost. I move quick and silent and almost never outside my room. No one knows when I'm there. Once I do pay rent I get a 'oh gawd you scared me' from the landlord. D: Despite minding my own business and dead quietness, I still get evicted every year, no exaggeration.

[@Shadowonwater]

yea I'm proud to be a ghost to some people even call me a ninja in real life because I'm so unnoticeable

[@dutchgirlmaan2958]

channel whatchamacallit Yup... Me too.. Ninja unite! xP

[@DareToBeDeviant]

***** In some cases, just getting used as a financial crutch. Once the owner(s) is/are caught up with money then it's _buzz off_. Soon I'll be on the move again because the owners mentioned _after_ I moved in the house is up for sale. >.

[@whosdr]

So like Ctrl Alt Del's Scott?

[@tinablanco8503]

Oh my gawd ghost r creep e so ahh lk how u MV fast

[@lulucalliope713]

I think my current roommate is an Alien and a Ghost. This is her first time in the States, so there are a few things she doesn't understand, and her English isn't the best, but she's working on it! She's super nice, pretty, and smart, but she's never in the dorm. She comes back really late at night/early in the morning, and spends the weekends at her boyfriend's college. But I do like her, I really do!

[@skypaladin8127]

+Lulu Calliope Unrelated but I love your avatar.

[@IDrawOthers]

Twilight IS best pony, after all.

[@skypaladin8127]

TheMelon Pig With her mane up... yes.

[@1aundulxaldin]

I don't mind the Vampire, seeing as I'll have the confidence of knowing he's usually busy being... well, a Vamp. And if it was a single room to myself, CAKES and HOT WINGS ALL THE WAY!!!

[@diamondwarrior2003]

really, you wouldn't try to score a 4-way, or a 3-way

[@bce9371]

"Hey, how was your day? *face plants onto bed* I dunno what he's complaining about- that's an articulate and straight-forward answer.

[@Chr0maticAttack]

I've had 27 roommates coming up on 28...I've run into way worse than this. The weird thing is that older roommates tend to be the worse, (ie the 35 year old inner city black dude I had for 5 weeks in the Army).

[@ThatOneAccount931]

What's your worst horror story? Mine is getting a black eye.

[@Chr0maticAttack]

That older inner city guy is the worst. It was actually a 2 man barrack with bathroom/shower/kitchen built in that we shared with 3 people (other guy was 40...but quiet). This guy had some kind of complex about how I outranked him at the age of 17 and when I politely asked him to clean up the common area, he flipped out and tried to throw me into the wall, (he was on an injury profile...and I had the highest physical score on top of competing in hand to hand fighting (combatives)) So basically, he drew a line in the floor, said he didn't like my white ass (for no reason) and that he was a grown ass man who answers to no one...lol...then I held him by the throat and told him if he ever talked to me again (until he graduated in 3 weeks from his stupid people school, me in my 1 year school) I would slit his wrists and make him drown in his own blood...he quietly existed for 3 weeks.

[@Chr0maticAttack]

***** Nah, I don't really like the sound of Leavenworth Prison.

[@Chr0maticAttack]

Hahaha, he killed himself...well, his career anyway. He was too weak and caused problems, ended up getting med boarded out.

[@hardluck8732]

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[@Thagesthoughts]

The ghost or vampire roommate seem pretty cool, really. Vampire can help you get laid, ghost won't eat your food and leaves helpful messages on the fridge.

[@138PM]

lmao i went to this program and we had to stay in dorms the whole time and my roommate was definitely the ghost. like her stuff was there and i knew she came back everyday bc her stuff was always in different places in the morning, but i would neeevvvvveerrr see her

[@buzzlightyearandco]

The ghost sounds like an awesome roommate, it's basically like living alone!

[@SiliconBong]

Monsters Part2: The Pisser. - This guy pisses. (!) He lives to piss. It is his hymnal to the joy of life. You will think a faucet has just busted off the tap, or someone has left the shower on all night and then you realise: it's just him and his first piss of the day. The Crapper. - You can tell from the satisfied grin and the hint of a smirk as vapour trails follow that you are living with a crapper. You don't have anything against pooping exactly, you're no saint, but this is ridiculous. Every day, same hour, he's on his personal mission from god. The Wanker. - Don't borrow this guys sock. I'm not one to gossip but a friend of a friend said JUST DON'T DO IT! Don't accept any glossy magazines/pens/handkerchiefs/playing cards from him. Just give him a roll of handy towels[extra strength] and he'll be happy chappy. Although a whiff of 'man-juice' can be detected you're unsure where the "precious bodily fluid" accumulates. . .and do you really want to know? The Farter. - Loud and proud. Silent but violent. A dedicated craftsman of the air-biscuit. Pickled onions and gherkins, egg and cheese sandwiches, a side of mutton and a bowel of cabbage soup are all consumed with complete disregard for anyone depending on oxygen to survive. *advice upon encountering; he washes his underwear in a separate machine, preferably in an industrial washing machine at a laundromat. It is hung out on an individual line, down wind. The Snotter. - We're all guilty of expectorating in public. In some countries spitting;as it is commonly called, is an offense with punishments that range from fines to preventative detention. Some people are burdened with an unusual production of ear war, toe-jam and other bodily effluvium. Some poor souls are cursed with the constant need to eject unnecessary and prodigious quantities of nasal mucus and sputum. These people need advice and support to do so in an environmentally friendly and socially tolerable manner. Do not be outraged at these people, they need your understanding rather than your scorn. The EnergyDrinker. - This persons body odour is in constant flux. With a diet of caffeine, taurine, açaí berry extraction, vitamins, artificial sweeteners and the latest canned beverage designed to stave off sleep, you never can tell exactly what he's going to smell like. Perhaps the most pernicious of the types I have listed this perpetual engine of goal completion seems to subsist on liquid motivation. All of which has to be purchased in various containers. All of which, when emptied, start gradually reproducing in bedroom corners, rubbish bins, bench tops and spaces you had designated for your stuff !! Not that your laptop is complying about the beginning of a small mountain of aluminium cans placed on top of it. The cockroaches, caterpillars, weevils, slaters, slugs, snails, spiders and occasional hedgehog, that are attracted to the smell of this creatures' living space are loving him by staying out of sight. Until they become that scratching in the middle of the night that you can't be too sure if it came from something outside wanting to come in, of something that's inside wanting to go hunting outside for its natural food source.

[@DJVirgoNeun1]

1. The Succubus: Similar to the Vampire but can take the form of a woman, lives off of your life energy (eats your food, steals your jewelry, and your boyfriends). Comes home late at night with a new man in bed. Somehow NEVER gets tired. 2. The Golem: Strength is superhuman due to 35% exercise and %65 substance abuse. Only goes to school due to sports scholarship and very aggressive. 3. The Werewolf: Clean-cut, friendly neighborhood roomie by day, drunken reckless unruly mess of a party animal by night! 4. The Mummy: An avid collector of vintage relics and the know-it-all everyone fails to understand. Born in the wrong time period or likes to think he is. Better known as the Hipster 5. The Gill Man: Everything that comes from his mouth is always about water sports. Everything you own is either covered in water or sand and wreaks of sea salt and low-tide. His diving equipment takes up half the entire room. A go-to-man if you want to ace Marine Biology or Oceanography a plus. 6. The Fly: Much like the Gill Man in terms of acing a science course but even worse. The room is littered with tanks of his 6-legged pets and experiments. Hardly careful with his work, your dorm will likely become a breeding ground with creepy crawlers! "Don't let the bed bugs bite!"

[@astrangeone]

+Nine PointO The funny thing was that I was roommates with a bunch of the "werewolves". Every damn weekend was a party weekend and they trashed the house so much that it looked like a frat lived there. It was an all girl's house and I wanted to slap them until their eyeballs fell out of their damn heads. I was offered the choice of a single and took it the first chance I got. Good grief...apparently one of the girls was offered anger management after I left, so there were problems there.

[@DJVirgoNeun1]

astrangeone Yeesh, I feel your pain there, sweety! an RA and myself damn near failed monthly inspections because of our "werewolf" roomie and yeah, he also has anger management issues! o_e

[@billhill7330]

Ive had a cognicent zombie and a ghost. I liked the ghost better. I have my own place now but the burglar phobia is a problem though.

[@guiltyspark3576]

love that profile pic

[@billhill7330]

guiltyspark357 thank you

[@RodrigoTheHappyDog]

I would 100% live with the alien and love it.

[@thedarkmaster4747]

Rodrigo the Happy Dog no you wouldn't.

[@insectlover602]

Rodrigo the Happy Dog You'll enjoy living with me then :3

[@randomtitangrunt]

Rodrigo the Happy Dog yey lol

[@Plunkcown]

The fact that i first watched this while in high school and now having graduated college, i have experience every single one of these roommates

[@firelordmarklin6166]

There a few other monsters that come to mind as well Skeleton: Very Skinny, Always dancing and light on his feet. Never stops smiling either, creepy Mad Scientist: sorta self explanatory Werewolf: Grows his hair out like a Hippie and eats ravenously. Also always getting Girls. Phantom of the Opera: that one guy, and you know who Im talking about, Who practices instruments when you are trying to rest.

[@littlevoidboi2111]

I’m the skeleton

[@9999AWC]

I guess I'm a skeleton

[@oscarwilde9581]

Lmao I'm Phantom of the Opera

[@Aztesticals]

Apparently im the mad scientist for acidently setting myself on fire making a pulse jet in the dorm room

[@caffeineabuser95]

I know someone who is like the skeleton. He's an asshole and we're enemies now

[@CrimsonAcesChannel]

to the zombie, you'll always be the robot. to the robot, you'll always be the zombie

[@morgansheehy1772]

You forgot one. The Mothman: a slightly less weird alien but they lure a mob of people into their habitat because for some reason everyone wants to be in their presence. My freshman roommate was a total Mothman

[@Hylander27]

Make a "The Six Female Monsters You'll Have As Roommates"

[@JayWalkZ]

Impossible, there is no way there would only be six.

[@anoukfleur2513]

What? Can't women be robots, ghosts, vampires, zombies or aliens as well?

[@ArgemoneRose_]

Anouk Fleur partiers, the one that has sex in the room when you left for 15 mins to get a soda, the one that smells, the one that moved her boyfriend in with her.

[@anoukfleur2513]

Derpy videos "Mom, there's a partier under my bed!" "Come on, son, next you're telling me you believe in people that move their partner in with them." For the other two, you're looking for ghost & zombie

[@moniquebeaupre8409]

I lived with three ghost Roomates. So I had a 1220 sq foot apartment to myself.

[@maksillorenzo9480]

I miss this acter in college humor! Where did he leave to? Also, what happened to Murph and Emily? The only stuff I've seen them in recently is Adam Ruins Everything and Bad Internet.

[@ryankosta5953]

look now

[@ryankosta5953]

***** trap.......

[@ryankosta5953]

***** trap, mike trap, the college humor actor

[@ryankosta5953]

i think katie is pretty good lol

[@marijausas2922]

anyway i love that profile picture you have....

[@CosmicLunaa]

In about a year im going to be the anime, star wars, awesome music, netflix loving roommate. If the other guy hates it then he can gtfo, or deal with it.

[@FoxyKun]

You sound like a roommate I'd kill myself if I had.

[@CosmicLunaa]

the feeling is mutual

[@robertmaybeth3434]

Your the kind of roomate that make people go broke getting their own apartment just to get away from people like you forevermore. I'd rather live in a van down by the river and die from a drug overdose then with some guy like you.

[@SatoshiMochida]

Robert Maybeth Ditto

[@MrMassakist]

Robert Maybeth You're*

[@bttrl8thnspncr]

I currently have the ghost as my roommate. Literally never see this guy and he always closes his door whenever he leaves the apartment

[@lordnastrond1]

I am finishing my Masters and have been in every kind of living arrangement imaginable. I am currently in an apartment full of ghosts - honest to god i can go for months without even seeing evidence they still live here. I have also lived with: a vampire/zombie hybrid (guy was a complete dick - to be polite about it), a mild example of a robot mixed with an alien, A Werewolf: had very long hair that seemed to clog every drain all the time though, seemed normal for the most part, then once in a while he would go fucking ballistic for no reason then switch back like he had no memory of what a lunatic he had just been. a Fairy: really sweet, innocent, tiny looking girl who seemed a little eccentric and wore sparkly clothes, but was actually a hardcore partier who would always convince you on a night out even if you said firmly "not this time i have work to do" - like hypnotism, you would spend the next day trying to recall all the really weird things you did under the influence almost like it was a dream. I however am the Demon: seems normal enough (besides a dark sense of humor) but when I'm drunk i suddenly perform an exorcist-style stream of projectile vomit while slurring my words so it sounds like i'm talking in tongues.

[@Whosaskin]

lordnastrond1 werewolf

[@roarshach13]

I LOVE your description of the Fairy. I can picture it so vividly

[@hi00118]

All these years later it hit me. I went to a college essentially a block and a half away from my parents house, but still did various forms of living away from home (it’s part of the college experience). But I spent a lot of time at home. I WAS THE GHOST!!

[@rose8691]

The alien is every sim

[@rahulchakrabarty9083]

I had a ghost, a broken vampire, a bully, a psycho, a zombie (technically everyone) and pirate.

[@dayweed85]

alien was histerically funny lol

[@nategthepigeonlord2683]

I would probably be a zombie. But would notice everything. But wouldn't want your brains.

[@PassivePsyche]

Lol; I have two friends exactly like that! I would probably be half invisible/zombie like the way you described!! Except I would always leave some food out for the roommate as I love cooking. ~^w^~

[@TheWallowingMadman27]

My first roommate was a combo of a few diff ones: the vampire, zombie & alien mainly. He would barely interact w/ me, he was either sleeping or gaming & not to mention he was always shouting at his computer while gaming. However my last 2 semesters I’ve had a single & I really enjoyed it

[@Niobesnuppa]

I've never had a roommate, but I did share bathroom and kitchen with one who was kind of a mixture of the zombie and the ghost. She left a mess everywhere, refused to clean up after herself, and yet I would never even see her and still to this day have no idea what she even looked like, 'cause everytime I saw her she would slam her door and lock it.

[@eclecticreader961]

I never had the experience of living in a dorm room. It would have been too costly for me to live on campus. As far as a roommate in general, I would most prefer The Ghost. I prefer that someone rooming with me keeps away from my possessions, does their own laundry, washes their own dishes, contributes 50% of the money that is used to fill the fridge we share, pays their share of the rent on time, and, does not otherwise invite people over without my prior knowledge and consent.

[@DevilSlayr]

shit im the zombie...

[@DevilSlayr]

:(

[@DevilSlayr]

6spinoza lol sry i gave mine to my soul-sucking girlfriend... :\

[@ohnoesitsafakename6967]

Oh my god the alien one had me actually laughing, not just breathing harder out of my nose than usual.

[@tuna-gunk]

I couldn't stop laughing at the alien

[@lukecwolf]

I loved being the ghost while in grad school. I would just be in the apartment to sleep and cook because I would either be studying at the library, hanging with friends, or working my pt job. The toilteries and stationary my roommates wanted would also magically appear out of nowhere. Just be sure you trade contact info: because i was gone so often, it was impossible to communicate especially because we didn't trade phone numbers lmao

[@kronkodile]

LOL my roommate is definitely the ghost, he built a fort on his buck bed so even when he is here I don't see him!

[@Mittie98]

I'm the ghost roomier and hate the roommate that wants to be "besties"

[@Koseiku]

whats wrong with the robot type guy? it's actually the best type of person you can live with.

[@elsarincon998]

Maybe cuz he'll get mad at every little mistake u do...^_^

[@mariosblago94]

I agree, it can just be annoying sometimes if they force their organization on you. For the most part, is better to live with someone responsible than with a mess of a roomate

[@TheGreatUtopiaCat]

out of all of them yeah but still a shitty roomate to have if wer talking like one plate before u go to work comon

[@TheGreatUtopiaCat]

***** LOOOL get fucked troll

[@mariosblago94]

Oh gosh... here we go... good thing I can just mute the notifications... or report them, IDK.

[@user-zb3kp3ru3z]

*After Raiding Area 51* 2:10 *Alien:* _Kah Kah (Area 51)_

[@oliver8221]

stop it......not funny anymore...area 51 so hilarious and original....just stop it get some help

[@seamusquain2706]

AREA 51 MEMES FOREVER!

[@noahkarnafel7463]

I feel like the robot could've been the Mormon just as easily

[@QuirkyView]

I need to try and be The Ghost for at least one year during College.

[@emightis]

If I the most line up with something atm: it's The Ghost. But I don't think I fit in any specific category. I just know I don't fit in The Alien or Zombie(to an extent, I can get cluttered when I'm pressed with deadlines but I'm generally not like that).

[@21melpomene]

And that's why I paid for a single room for 3 years...and lived at home for the other 2. Nothin' like hot wings and cake in your own bed...

[@TheEtherny]

Everyone seems to be telling stories about awful roommates, I've had 4 different roommates and they were all messy but pretty cool. I'm now after 3 years, living alone, and I miss them a lot, only good thing is now I can walk around naked.

[@memelord9954]

Actually, I don`t see a difference between living with a ghost and living alone

[@imreallyslimy]

It might actually be better to be with the ghost tbh.

[@s.m.2523]

The ghost might actualy call an ambulance or firefighter if there is a problem. (No really it is one of the problem with living alone, if you ever faint or have a serious accident.... maybe you have friends or good natured neiughbur that make a visit once a while but even then it could a long time till anyone notice.)

[@yasininn76]

Living alone and seeing things in places they weren't before may be not that good tho

[@bobboromia]

anyone else notice there were only 5 "monsters" mentioned in this video?

[@bobboromia]

lol yea

[@bobboromia]

chica the chican wolf riley lol yea

[@BvousBrainSystems]

+Izhar Khalil || What if the 6th monster... is US? O.O

[@carlmike94]

+BvousBrainSystems Dun-dun-duuuh~

[@EndlessSummer888]

+Iz Khalifa That's cuz the The Mummy has his own place off-campus (so says the description). Be creative, make up your own - The Werewolf for example.

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

I'm the Zombie

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

Nu.6: whenever I'm home alone

[@hayeon4153]

The alien is basically all my friends

[@cerysfalmai8644]

2:21 if it's a bong you want to hide it. If it's a dildo you don't want to touch it. But what if it's both?

[@natedoggydogg247]

Then you'll have to hide it without touching it. Telekinesis. Or really strong tongs.

[@PsychokoreUndergroundRap]

hahaha.. laughed out loud..

[@ianmaymers1170]

I'm the biggest zombie ever.

[@bifurious7828]

the best is the ghost roommate. I always try to be a ghost and I greatly appreciate that from others

[@mutantmaster1]

i bet if you tried taking pictures of The Alien, they'd all turn out grainy >XD

[@GeneralBunnyManson]

I would be the vampire, but theres only one mistress of the night for me

[@jimmyjordan101]

rEaLlY i tHoUgHt yOu wErE tHe rObOt

[@bitkid344]

I hope I get the ghost

[@KillerBee300]

Noooooo! i'm the zombie

[@NekoUK]

Who is that? A demon,a ghost, nope! Just a preacher at the door saying Please pray to our lord and savior Cathulu!

[@resevil2396]

its Cthulhu but yes, lol

[@Bloodrammer]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'Lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

[@NekoUK]

Perfectly accurate. Are you a preacher of Cthulu?

[@MariusThePaladin]

Easy enough. You just have to put them together to cancel eachother out. Zombie with Robot for example. The Robot would be pissed at zombie, and would tidy up shits. Vampire and Alien : Alien would scare the crap out of any broad he brings home. And regular person with ghost.

[@Tharrel]

I’m pretty sure the zombie is how the robot sees everyone else and Vice versa

[@ykMMD]

So true hahaha

[@TheSorrowfulAngel]

Hm.... Guess I am the vampire. Hate sunlight, never sleep at night, my looks~

[@TheSorrowfulAngel]

Didn't want to be so direct and insolent, so I omitted that fact that I, in fact, have a rather active sexlife. Still quite insolent that you make assumptions without any basis, though.

[@TheSorrowfulAngel]

But getting jerked off 5 times a day through means of insertion into female genitals does, or am I wrong?

[@americantoastman7296]

***** so why exactly do you behave like a poorly raised five year old? Jesus

[@inferno9714]

***** You don't deserve to have such an awesome character as your username and picture.

[@TacticalxIncursion]

If I have a good roommate, I will thank god for the rest of my life.

[@nickbyrgesen7222]

Why? Did your delusion move in with you?

[@TacticalxIncursion]

Nick Byrgesen That's not very reassuring. :p

[@ArgemoneRose_]

TacticalxIncursion I've done dorm's twice, this year I'm living with some friends, I have had one "good" roommate and she left because she couldn't pay tuition. There is no god.

[@zekes.9777]

I had a ghost roommate for my first year at college. it was mainly because he had a girlfriend, so he just slept at her place. One morning I woke up and actually saw him in his bed, so I gave him a soda cause I figured they had broken up. turns out I was right.

[@Staccet]

Muahahaa I'm the Ghost

[@lollersaqwescfgvh]

Fluttershy!

[@MrOsmanator]

***** get yo ass back on the rift.

[@Staccet]

Osmoxx Only the Ghostbusters can defeat me!

[@TherealHughman]

***** What is the worth of a soul?

[@TheMapleKMS]

Myles Kridler Calm it down Thresh.