The Six Monsters You'll Have As Roommates

[@UnfilteredCactus]

The Robot is a business major, the Ghost works 40 hours a week and goes to school full time, the vampire studies liberal arts and goes to a rave every night, the Alien takes classes online and is wanting to make friends, and the Zombie is an engineering major.

[@kevinwillems8720]

Oof on that last one.

[@robertschmidt7879]

Adroit and concise! Well done, sir.

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

I'm an Engineering Major, and I'm a robot

[@SavvyMiami]

Biology major here, definitely I’m the robot one lmaooo

[@eddychelene2124]

the zombie part is the most accurate, I felt that😂

[@Psychodahlia22]

I'm living with the ghost now. I almost never see him. He doesn't eat my food, and his portion of the rent magically appears on time.

[@dutchplanderlinde8040]

Then he/she is a cool roommate

[@BOB-fs3vx]

it's your gran secretly paying for you room rent

[@bensterWasHere]

Is your room mate me?

[@Psychodahlia22]

@@bensterWasHere Matt, is that you?

[@DrTranofEvil]

I used to be a corporate floater. I was on the road 50 weeks a year.... my roommate had a boyfriend she wasn’t quite ready to move in with at the time, but basically lived with him already. Nobody home... apartment was always paid up. 😓

[@Not-an-Alien]

I prefer the ghost. Quiet, never bothers you, and leaves helpful messages.

[@davesaldub7690]

Define helpful

[@Prison_Siege4020]

@@davesaldub7690 need tp

[@asseater4357]

Same XD

[@namkedi]

Jeremy Morris I am the ghost.

[@shannonkelly1549]

Zonks sqobs Srry 4 the spelig

[@uncreative5766]

Holy crap. I lived with 5 roommates my sophomore year and I just realized I was the ghost. I was only there to sleep and eat.

[@WolfPlayz294]

How does that work?

[@Bubbble_Bear]

Easy, you do your own business and u don't disturb whatever the other guy is doing atm, you leave messages if u think both of u needs something (like the TP in the video) and just pay your share of the rent since it would be rude id you didn't

[@Ahmed-157]

You stay at uni all day

[@ahhh4117]

@@WolfPlayz294 as a ghost, you're up from 8 and come back from work/class at 9, and immediately eat dinner in ur room to do homework

[@aguywithalotofopinions412]

The minotaur. He’s ripped like a beast, he’s easily angered, he brings his entire gym from home taking over half the room and you’re positive he takes performance enhancing drugs but you can’t prove it.

[@deadmanfan1000]

Michael Mello OK, I’m definitely the Minotaur. I’m angry all the time.

[@yemustbebornagain2049]

deadmanfan1000 me to but I’m an ogre

[@deadmanfan1000]

SOMEBAHDY ONCE TOLD ME Actually I might b an ogre like Shrek. Cuz when I get angry, I’m angry and stubborn. Like the Uber driver that was trying to kick the lady out of his car.

[@arawn1061]

@@deadmanfan1000 its not ogre... Its never ogre

[@deadmanfan1000]

Aron Johansson hah, good one

[@hannahnoel3035]

The ghost sounds like the perfect roommate

[@funnytings2736]

😂😂

[@Thagesthoughts]

As a ghost, I can confirm we have a very low conflict rate. I just need somewhere I can hang out and game (with headphones on, and I switch to a membrane keyboard after dark so as not to keep the roommates up), sleep, and some room in the fridge and freezer to store my food. If my roommates wanna hang and be friends, awesome! If not, that's fine, too. I'll keep my little slice of the home clean and ninjastealth in and out without waking anyone up. And my cut of the rent will always be on the table.

[@Aidan-zc8wx]

@@Thagesthoughts you sound like the best roommate ever ngl

[@ianfink2751]

I'm only 15 and I already know that if I go to college, I will 100% be the ghost roommate.

[@HelicopterShownUp]

Only a ghost appreciates another ghost. Stompers don't notice themselves or others. Wish I wasn't a ghost.

[@AwayCassius]

The Werewolf: is pleasant and very easy to get along with- until one day, they transform into a shrill, destructive beast. The next day they will be back to normal and not even acknowledge their previous behaviour, almost as though they have no recollection of it. Repeat cycle.

[@TheNick1704]

Alternative name: Woman. That shrill destructive beast -phase is called menstruation.

[@heresabetterchoice2038]

That's me lol

[@omnio2043]

it's called angry drunk

[@AwkwardSquirtles]

+TheNick1704 Also monthly due to the full moon. Appropriate.

[@rosielow527]

+Jam and Lies They would become a beast at night. Savage, angry, leaving no place for you to sleep without being "murdered", except for outside. The next morning, they think YOU made the mess!

[@ventgoblin238]

You missed one, there's always that one roommate who stays in bed all day, eats whatever they want, is the laziest person ever, but still manages to get all their projects in on time and get good grades on them.

[@whynot-tomorrow_1945]

yo

[@catluva74]

They're not really lazy, it's just they can get stuff done while looking like they're slacking. I had a former boss tell me it creeped him out that I looked like the laziest employee but I always got the most work done.

[@michaelpierre8989]

Me

[@DJVirgoNeun1]

The Ghoul!

[@niceboypete]

m e omg

[@vengefulenigma]

I had a reverse ghost for a roommate, more of a statue really. He never left the room, barely spoke to me and my utensils were always dissapearing clean and comming back dirty. Also each weekend he cooked himself some fish... he left the kitchen so oily and smelly that america was getting ready to invade.

[@georgecarlin2656]

+vengefulenigma Ronald Reagan?

[@johnarbuckle2619]

+Binkie Pinkie wtf ???

[@andyl6159]

That's exactly my roommate freshman year. He'd come out once a day to cook a big ass meal and clean up once a month. I remember him calling me childish because I bought food instead of cooking food. In truth, the kitchen was so filthy to the point that I didn't want anything that's been there to go near me let alone put it in my mouth.

[@georgecarlin2656]

Andy Garnett I bet you licked clean his dishes when he wasn't there.

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

+vengefulenigma Mine was a zombie. Almost exactly like the guy they showed in the video.

[@mikhailr13]

Iv lived with almost all of these. The Alien was the funnest to be fair. Had an early night once and didnt go to the pub with everyone from my floor. Woke up randomly at 2am to weird roaring sounds. Dude was running down the hallway wearing a Borat mankini spanking himself with a hockey stick.

[@rounakgiri8664]

Relatable 🤣🤣

[@bifurious7828]

you act like you've never done that

[@silverwoodlawn4913]

😂😂😂😂

[@williamfrederickiversen8518]

yeah i don't believe you

[@pelinalwhitestrake8195]

WTF

[@soloarcher2562]

I had number 2 years ago, the ghost. It was crazy. He was never around and even when he was there it's like he was hiding. Then one day he just disappeared. Turns out he was a drug addict, which is why he was hiding all the time, and he disappeared because he went to jail. lol

[@music0cool]

Solo Archer 😂😂😂

[@fbiagent6081]

Well that was a big twist

[@goatsquad9308]

Solo Archer omg lol

[@ghostofsilence2697]

I was a ghost... I was roommates with a stoner version of shrek It was interesting to say the least

[@friendlyneighborhoodidiot7004]

If I’m any of the roommates I’m number 2 because I don’t like people and would rather be unseen or presumed dead.

[@fatalizer808]

1. The Organized One 2. The One You Never See 3. The Emo One 4. The Weird One 5. The Messy One 6. You

[@dankdrifter7329]

I'm No.4

[@Stoopid420]

I'm 1 and 6

[@randomstranger9849]

A random channel faking bragger

[@Stoopid420]

Ok then, 1

[@Stoopid420]

@@randomstranger9849 happy now?

[@computername]

Ghosts or Robots are basically the post-stages of normal people who were forced to live with a Zombie for an extended period of time. There are only two ways of dealing with a Zombie - resign and disappear or force intervent. Both approaches are incarnated as Ghost or Robot.

[@collinsummers6232]

Or just be a zombie yourself

[@cynosimp1191]

@@collinsummers6232 ya i think that work too

[@willkimball7677]

Incarnated sounds like a exorcism

[@allenn5441]

i live with a zombie now and yes i am the ghost

[@plinko84]

My Mom was the Zombie growing up (hoarder), only alone I am the robot, around ppl I was a ghost. There's no winning when you fight a zombie.

[@fuchgugel9429]

the 6th monster is the fear he feels now being alone in the dorm

[@sultanaljuhani1571]

So deep I see Adele rollin

[@danaemartinez7804]

+Sultan Alrefaie HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 😂

[@hmjgrawy1]

+Sultan Alrefaie ههههه شنو يعني

[@Galimeer5]

That moment when you realize _you're_ a monster roommate.

[@084ironman]

I'm a zombie

[@coppergolem9444]

Yeah i am a ghost/alien

[@larrycarl1838]

I’m a ghost you’ll never see me

[@ravioliking5246]

Ghost

[@fakhrurrazi2936]

I'm a vampire but don't have a prey to "kill"..

[@maledictionwolf]

I'm so used to seeing Josh on Make Some Noise and seeing him young and in a sketch is throwing me for a major loop lol

[@fblokland3538]

Same but I associate him with drawfee still 😂😂

[@rebeccabertolini4420]

"What was that? Probably a...BURGLAR, DEMON, FREDDY KRUGER, CTHULU?!!" is literally me when I'm home alone

[@user-mg6fb7ix1q]

same lol

[@PRGME7]

As well as me

[@Worms_]

same

[@companyoflosers]

i got cats so i figure its usually one of them XD

[@geckobrain]

*cthulhu

[@insaneoyster9053]

The actor for the robot is just way to perfect. I frickin love it

[@lepkember6913]

My roomate was the robot type. Big problem is that I am the zombie type.

[@AbstraktVisaj]

The wars you'll have, huh?

[@lepkember6913]

+The Legendary Derpmaster yeah, it was terrible.

[@ANT96-x8d]

How would you describe these monsters as roommates?:Frankenstein,The Werewolf,The Bride Of Frankenstein,The Mummy,The Invisible Man,The Phantom Of The Opera,The Creature From The Black Lagoon,The Devil.

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Frankenstein is the guy who likes alot of differeint things werewolve the meat lover with a bad temper

[@fallenmango8420]

+Kye Dysarthria The angry gay one?

[@Zzzk23]

The siren- It’s 2 Am. But they’re singing. (I went to a conservatory so it was EVERYWHERE.) The werewolf-seems super nice. But then they bring over their pack of shitty friends and turn into monsters.

[@xanderm6090]

I mean wouldn't the Siren insert some elements of the vampire too?

[@Zzzk23]

@@xanderm6090 that is true

[@laurahuynh8333]

@Emily Chen I’m the banshee roommate.

[@Firion316]

Perfect Roommate: The Grey Man He's around, but you'd never know it. Most of the time, he's so quiet and tidy you forget he's in the room with you. He keeps to his side of the room, playing video games with headphones on, barely says a word except when absolutely necessary, and moves like he's walking on rice paper. Can be a bit jarring when you remember you *DO* live with another person..

[@cobrak1ngs]

Firion316 my goal is to not speak to any of my roommates unless they talk to me first

[@chiekokatsune8692]

Me as a roomate😊

[@fulcrum2951]

Did you just described me?

[@Firion316]

If you want to make it really awkward, look at your roomie as they grab their junk, and shrug, "Don't let me stop you. You were on a roll a moment ago." I did wake up in the middle of the night (2am) to find one of my roommates watching porn on his big screen tv, while reclining back with headphones in his nice chair. Not tired enough to fall back asleep (especially with the flickering lights), I propped myself up on my arms and settled in to watch as well. He jumped about a foot in the air when he realized that he wasn't alone..

[@Godofpigeon]

That's me lol

[@calvinnetheneal1962]

what happen if the zombie and the robot were roommate? top 10 anime battle

[@alex-so2xy]

Arthur robot vs alien

[@GastonBoucher]

I don't know, what happens if you divide by 0?

[@fedorrussel3810]

world war 3

[@GastonBoucher]

Not true actually, only if you divide 0 by 0, which equals everything between ∞ and -∞, meaning every real number in existense, but other than that you get a nuclear meltdown.

[@ravioliking5246]

Arthur Is you are not there

[@TheDarrenPR]

I had one of the worst roommates while living in the dorms my first year at university. The dude would sleep all day skipping class and go out partying at night, which wasn't so bad except for when he got back at around 04:00 am and made loud noises putting all his party stuff away, obviously intoxicated. Once that was put away, he would turn on his lovely iPod and play some music. Out if the kindness in his heart, he put on his headphones. Didn't really help much considering he had his volume maxed out, and even blew out a couple headphones of his doing so. Not to mention how dirty the guy was... Guy left out used food containers, plates, spoons, whatever it is, for weeks before finally deciding to clean it up. The worst thing of all, the thing that tops everything I mentioned so far, is on more than one occasion, in his drunken stupor, he threw up all over his bed and the floor during the night and instead of cleaning it up then or even in the morning when he gets up, he leaves town for the weekend. I reported him to the university housing and dining people and the police even had to bring him back to the dorms (underage drinking and all that) and still nobody ever did anything about it. I love alone in a 1-bedroom apartment now and I don't plan on ever having roommates again.

[@computerscientist5953]

this kinda reminds me of my roommie right now. He's so loud, he never sleeps at nights, plays his PC, eats and jingle his dishes. When he goes to his hometown on the weekends, I clean everything and apt becomes shiny and bright. But when he comes back ,It lasts for like 2-3 days and then again our apt becomes a hole. I hope to survive this hell till the end of this semester and GET THE FUCK OUT of here

[@ParabolaTool]

Sounds like my roommate except add in pot smoking in the room, setting off smoke alarms, getting the cops called on us multiple times, playing the banjo at 5am, crazy drug rages, etc.

[@Abominatrix650]

***** I recently had a flatmate like that. He's gone now and things are nicer around here

[@abbyo23]

Abominatrix650

[@Abominatrix650]

Abby O Yes? I assumed you tagged me because you wanted to tell me something?

[@projectbelmont7177]

I was the zombie... Ben, if you're reading this, I'm sorry.

[@ecliptic_equinox]

Dang... legitimately? You were like that?

[@projectbelmont7177]

@@ecliptic_equinox Not quite that bad. The mess was maybe 20% that bad, and in my defense I kept it on my side of the room. I was more referring to the constant brain dead behavior.

[@Beeza2996]

The Belmont Experiment Was it depression? When I was “The Zombie” in college that was my main reason.

[@projectbelmont7177]

@@Beeza2996 Mostly

[@Mike-mc3ty]

Beeza2996 that was me last semester. Sorry Harry!

[@Kyoobur9000]

I'm a ghost, my former roommate was a zombie, so my room is a haunted house.

[@imgonnadestroyyou9982]

WHO ARE YOU GONNA CALL??? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!

[@Kyoobur9000]

Franklin Clinton When they're something weird and it don't look good... it's probably me.

[@imgonnadestroyyou9982]

Kyoobur9000 having a diarrhea...

[@benimanajeanpaul186]

Chuck Norris Chuck Norris doesn't get diarrhea, it is diarrhea which gets Chuck Norris

[@imgonnadestroyyou9982]

Benimana jean paul Yes...

[@zabaoth]

I only had one. It was the Alien. Some eastern european friend of a friend of a friend who needed a place to stay and would pay cash in advance. We hardly ever spoke, and he would only step out of his room to cook. And he was fucking awesome at that. He always left me a plate of some really gourmet shit, so I figured he was a chef or something. After almost 4 months, he just left. A couple of weeks later got police asking about him at my door. Apparently he was some big time drug dealer on the run. I told them everything I knew (which is pretty much what I'm writing here), and let them search the room for clues. They just found a perfectly made bed, a desk and an empty closet. I don't know if they ever found him, or if he's even alive. But if he's for some chance reading this... Best of luck and thanks for the meals, man!

[@thedarkmaster4747]

Adrian Jutronich not an alien a methodical gangster... you wouldn't want to eat anything an alien cooked for you, and if you did... you wouldn't keep the rest of your lunch, or you'd wish you had chucked it up... (a true alien will even add freaky sh*t to food as experiements... when your not looking)

[@divemissile8928]

That story sounds fake as hell.

[@zabaoth]

Your insight is fully appreciated.

[@Philweasel]

Adrian Jutronich All eastern european roommates seem to be quiet, strange, and fucking awesome cooks. I have one as well. I'm like finishing cooking my store bought breaded chicken and she's like got something that looks like Jamie Oliver cooked it on the stove. Her room was immaculate as well.

[@HolleWalle]

Adrian Jutronich Hmm, the believed you when you said you lived with him 4 months but didn't get to know him?

[@NA-xg1ji]

This is one video I wish never ended

[@vroomkaboom108]

Never imagined the Tsar had roomates

[@dublinjake]

I like to imagine he and Lenin had to dorm together during University, and that is why Lenin hated the monarchy so much. Lenin was a robot and Nicholas was a vampire.

[@SUPDOZ]

How is this comment even edited?

[@skinkscat]

Wow, hard to come back from that many bullets but I guess you're commenting from beyond the grave (making you the ghost roommate?)

[@eagleflies9515]

Just like Imperial Russia?

[@marcelloammirati2184]

I love how the narrator can literally swear and still sound serious and professional

[@CaptainDoomsday]

What's wrong with the Ghost? That's the second-best roommate a guy could ask for. The Alien is just Woolie.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

RuthlessFiend38 What if it's pie-stealing college? You don't get those skills innately without being some kind of savant.

[@addynaruto1221]

I am a ghost roomie

[@starboi2094]

+Addy Naruto I think I'm a zombie with a little vampire or I'm just what my name is Joker HAHAHA...

[@TheKillbot555]

I think me and my roommate are both ghosts.

[@genderqueercam]

Also, I'm willing to bet the zombie is just stoned all the time.

[@andrewvasquez2164]

I remember when college humor was actually COLLEGE HUMOR

[@metroplexprime9901]

Instead of "oh hey look at us, we talk about weed"

[@kostisafouxenidis7409]

Now it is failed generation humour

[@SirEriol]

@@metroplexprime9901 Wait... Doesn't everybody do drugs in college?

[@supercharliegalaxy]

Ah the good ol days.

[@SLACKLINEDUDE]

i too hate minorities

[@adrianmedeiros7377]

There's also the Phantom of the Opera. You know... the weird goth that mopes around playing sad songs

[@ceilingeye]

That's me XD

[@adrianmedeiros7377]

+Ava Tempest me too sometimes

[@adrianmedeiros7377]

+Ava Tempest also... SING MY ANGEL OF MUSIC

[@ceilingeye]

i literally blast sad instrumental music to the point where my friends ears bleed XD

[@adrianmedeiros7377]

+Ava Tempest i play it.

[@kennethreeves3146]

Still remember this Korean roommate back in the UK who suddenly started using the bathtub to make fucking homemade kimchi. And what was even fucked up was that he later accused me of being a war criminal cuz I am Japanese and phoned the landlord to stop his freaking kimchi production in the shared bathroom.

[@mechamicro]

Da fuq

[@ericweiss6258]

To be fair, I've seen electronic kimchi fermenters for up to $150 at my local H-Mart.

[@johnsteampunk6408]

@@mechamicro the Google translate.

[@mechamicro]

@@johnsteampunk6408 it is a slang so stop being a meanie

[@johnsteampunk6408]

@@mechamicro I was joking about how google translated it into something else because it was "A different Language". Sorry if I caused any offense, as none was Intended by my reply.

[@drunkbunnii]

I had a roomate I referred to as "Bacon" to my friends. Never cleaned, stayed in her room all day everyday. Everytime I'd come home the whole place smelled like bacon. Bacon everyday. At night I could wake up to the sounds in the kitchen and the scent of bacon. My bff didn't believe until she came to sleep over and as soon as we walk in, the whole place smells like bacon and the kitchen was a mess. It took me months before I could eat bacon again..

[@Gemnist98]

But - it’s bacon...

[@Alta.2077]

Should've named him "Heart Attack" instead

[@muppetallica]

Gemnist Ikr?! The smell of bacon makes me want bacon. It's the gateway meat of vegetarians.

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

Bacon smell never goes away... but after reading this, I'm almost craving a slice now..lol

[@muppetallica]

Tragoudistros.MPH Almost???

[@timsudin8021]

What if a robot and a zombie meet

[@annakremras]

Dear god

[@GalenNight]

Sitcom

[@lemon_boy577]

dont get to that stink please

[@anacarolinatorresvaz]

I'm the zombie my roommate is the robot, after a few adjustments we get along just fine, a few things in the living room it's fine as long as it's not dirty, no more cleaning the dishes right away but i try to do it as soon as possible(comfortable), we agreed to bring whoever the fuck we want (even though i am normally the one that brings more zombie friends) and to keep our ocd/mess in our own room(we share a really small apartment with just one bathroom but two rooms) Also,she is a robot when she's home but normally she's just a ghost, i keep the house as messy as i want and ask her to let me know when she's coming home so i can keep everything clean(it also works as a nice gesture, because who doesn't love coming home to a just clean from floor to ceiling with fresh flowers and your stuff done for you?)

[@NOAHSWIFE2007]

+Carol T you know,that's taking for granted.shes not something that u can make to clean for u x/

[@johnsmith-dn8kv]

The Comrade. Shares one little thing, and suddenly expects you to do anything he asks so long as you aren't comatose.

[@donovanroundtree524]

what?

[@orangeguy7760]

I think thats the robots

[@joey7107]

I feel attacked

[@kevinwillems8720]

That doesn't sound like a comrade to me.

[@ilebillybobjoe]

@@kevinwillems8720 history will differ...

[@ViaandVirtue]

I had a ghost roommate my freshman year, most nights the only proof I had that she came back to the room was when the bunk bed would shake and wake me up some time between 2-3am, but she would always be gone when I woke up

[@mechamicro]

That is the sad life. I happen to me now working school for almost 10 hours a day, and working in the weekend.

[@PorcelainB0nes]

I'm the fucking ghost. Except the reason you don't see me is because I'm a fucking antisocial ninja

[@PorcelainB0nes]

Well, and the vampire

[@andyroxx5286]

gay

[@PorcelainB0nes]

+Andy RoXx Yes, I am very gay, thanks for noticing :)

[@randomaccount9151]

+Andy RoXx Awe thanks hunny. I bet your lawyer parents never pay attention to you right ? im so sorry baby.

[@pikkuadi]

Antisocial ninja, that's a very accurate term. We have such a skill to disappear into thin air at the first sight of anyone, we can maneuver ourselves out of social zone in the blink of an eye.

[@Kadulikan]

I got the zombie. Dude pretzeled himself around the moldy trash on his bed and slept like that, sitting up. He played LoL all night on a mechanical keyboard. The tapping. Never. Stopped. He would set 5 alarms every morning but never get up. After all this, I found out that living alone in a studio apartment 5 minutes away would've cost the same as sharing that closet with the zombie.

[@KindredKeepsake]

Pretzeled himself..? XD Does that mean he hugged the thing?

[@Kadulikan]

KennedyEbony As in he contorted his body around the trash on his bed to sleep without touching it, even if it meant sleeping while sitting up

[@KindredKeepsake]

That is so weird and gross!

[@pamburke8043]

When I go to college I'm going to make some ground rules, like no smoking, no touching my food, no littering, no being loud in my section of the dorm, etc.

[@iaingunn2001]

@@pamburke8043 dont expect anyone to give a shit about ur rules

[@hunterkiller1440]

Crap, I realized I'm an Alien-Robot.

[@tuffjiggly8566]

what if you got bitten by a zombie-vampire then died?

[@hunterkiller1440]

I can't die. I'm an alien-robot--I'm already dead. So no change would occur.

[@jarradpoland7060]

hunterkiller1440 same

[@qrstasdf6473]

Yup, same here

[@angelicabomination1699]

hunterkiller1440 sadly alien zombie

[@otizirekonkran9659]

Imagine the robot being a roommate with the zombie

[@Digital_Dude2000]

that’s just the odd couple

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

Perfect efficiency can be achieved even with someone as inefficient as a zombie. On the other hand, the most efficient approach would be to ignore the zombie's existence (to some extent. Wouldn't want to offend the guy)

[@Ramboost007]

Someone said that Robots only became Robots because they lived with Zombies and that's their way of dealing with the trauma. As someone who lived with a Robot, I agree. He lived before with a particularly nasty Zombie.

[@gemini_project3871]

@@Ramboost007yeah thats completely true, I myself lived with a Zombie for 1 year and it was traumatic to the extend that I became a robot. My room is always ocd-stylish clean and its very difficult for me to let things slip through like unwashed dishes in the sink etc…

[@natzudragoonel8390]

The Alien looks fun honestly

[@LeWildSister]

Natzu Dragoonel i have one and no, no she is not. She pisses me off

[@NewPaulActs17]

Is she from Russia, or California?

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

Dzelion Gurung. Or a Bong

[@thelihzarhdking3192]

and if its neither you-

[@PrettyOmnificent333]

Natzu Dragoonel true lols

[@osman_ajmal4011]

The alien is basically a more extreme version of me.

[@lazarus9165]

osman_ajmal that's actually a less crazy version of me

[@Nesi808]

Bruh be my roomate😂😂😂😂

[@thesabature3121]

GOD bless aliens

[@freddude1179]

Same

[@durdleduc8520]

I’m seriously just all of them other than the Vampire.

[@neuralmute]

Okay, I'll openly admit that back in the day, I was equal parts ghost, vampire, and alien. But that's alright, because I lived with a couple of alien zombies, and together, we scared all the robots away from our place, and coexisted in happy chaos, and thick clouds of pot smoke.

[@emilyblubb1254]

neuralmute imagina telling that to someone without context

[@FriendlyFire2830]

This is probably more cringey than it should be

[@selenaivanovic2348]

I want that...!

[@Austin_Soares]

So you were a Chimera?

[@starwarfan8342]

I used to laugh at this in high school. 5 months in and I have observed the Vampire, Zombie, and the Ghost. But I'm also pretty sure I'm the alien. God I'm dreading the day I run into a Robot.

[@daxbertumen8090]

yeah those robots are the worst, esp with their self-righteous programming :P

[@chloerogers8841]

I feel like under any other context this would sound like your own three of each drug

[@Gemnist98]

I’m currently living with a guy who kind of fits the Robot quota. He’s not too bad actually, but he kind of dominates our apartment’s common area and is a bit of a hypochondriac (understandable, since he has preexisting conditions in the middle of pandemic-ridden LA). That said, he’s home for the summer, so right now I’m living the You life. (Edoardo, if you’re reading this, I still love you Buddy).

[@jakemode]

I totally have the ghost. hes here sometimes but on the weekend totally disappears. I have no idea where he is right now...

[@jamestownsmith1026]

Maybe he goes to his family like my brother.

[@jakemode]

he lives like 2 hours away

[@jakemode]

***** I can but driving four hours every weekend is a pain in the ass

[@thatsme9371]

Jacob Devine maybe he has a girlfriend

[@thehllw]

oma ana or a boyfriend

[@billmarion5796]

Me and my roommate are both robots and we've developed a competitive spirit making our standards escalate at an sustainable pace.

[@hanaeltantawy145]

Ugh I'm such a nerd that sounds like my ideal life situation.

[@tadasuko8935]

Would you accept a robot zombie?

[@SC-zq6cu]

Tada Suko That's possible ?

[@naerwyn239]

This sounds amazing.

[@bigeric4796]

You live in heaven

[@zoruamaster2495]

The Doll: just a sits in one place either staring at you or on a device, completely idle Look away for one second and they move to a different location, completely silent

[@Eddythebandkid]

Man you guys gotta bring back this actor. He actually has a lot of talent. Homeboy does THE BEST snape impression. Aha!

[@whackle7378]

Eddythebandkid dropout brought him back for precious plum

[@josiahferguson6194]

Pretty sure he works as a writer for SNL now but not sure where I saw it so I could be wrong.

[@Ramboost007]

Josh is back for Make Some Noise, a Dropout show where he does impressions

[@annabananag3962]

You forgot the evil genius. He's absentminded and messy, and ridiculously smart, but you're pretty sure that whatever he keeps in that binder of his, working on it at all hours, never letting anyone else see it, it's probably plans or designs for some sort of doomsday machine.

[@Austin_Soares]

The Mad Scientist!

[@americaroleplayer]

That's just an ADHD roommate XD The binder is their hyperfixation project lol

[@MaiCohWolf]

I have a Sasquatch. Often elusive, but super smelly. Leaves random hairs all over EVERYTHING (literally everything, even the toilet). Makes a big mess. Excels at survival, raiding the food caches of his cohabiters (even the shit with your name on it because bigfoots can't read). His hideout is a cave of discarded tube socks, dirty laundry, and unidentifiable repulsive smells. Enjoys watching videos of himself.

[@MaiCohWolf]

***** lol glad i could help you out!

[@NatePhan]

Well! I sorta died from laughing! You know I'm ghost typing right now! Come to my funeral, it's on sunday.

[@RangerRivet]

MaiCohWolf Besides the smells, one of my roommates is like that xD

[@crustaceandroolcube]

MaiCohWolf Females can be Sasquatches too. I live with two girls with black hair down to their shoulders. My hair goes down to my butt. My hair is longer than both of theirs combined and I can still manage mine better. Somehow, about once a week, masses of hair just appear in spots on the ground - it's not even a gradual buildup. It's as if they were brushing it, and instead of throwing out the hair that got stuck in the brush, they just dropped it on the ground and left. I'm almost worried for them, because no healthy person should be losing that much hair.

[@Bettersucksaul]

+OperaticSkeletonx That's me lmfao but I wouldn't drop it. I throw that shit away, and I have to make sure to collect it when showering so it doesn't clog the tub. I keep things pretty clean but my trashcan has a lot of hair in it...

[@TheMetalsuit]

Ghost roommate is best room mate, you basically have the room to yourself

[@EvilGremlin100]

true.. I am the robot, living with ghost.. nice tidy room to myself every night :P

[@yourneighbor6152]

2:29 Love how satisfied he looks, like "that's right human. I made that".

[@lrc4263]

I'm the ghost, I keep to myself. Luckily I haven't had a roommate in a long time though lol

[@lrc4263]

Flaming Gamer spooky ;P

[@querglh1696]

+Laeric Thomas spoopy

[@ChunkyTheClown]

He out ghosted the ghost

[@grosezero8834]

Maybe you have alot of roommates and they are all the "ghosts"

[@jaredhughes556]

The detective: They may not know for now, but it's only a matter of time before they find out. You can find them peeking out of door cracks, hiding in bathroom stalls, or even pretending to walk around talking on the phone when they eavesdrop. They don't talk to you much, but when they do every word they drop is sweet and misleading.

[@deadmanfan1000]

So my roommate is a vampire zombie detective alien

[@austinhenson18]

I want a whole story on the alien

[@thegravewalker3712]

Austin Henson he’s the person from Florida

[@ketaminepoptarts]

hes just really, really high all the time

[@joeclark7298]

@@ketaminepoptarts that may actually be true, based on the bong-dildo hybrid we all saw him proudly admiring at 2:28

[@johnbailey5835]

When you realise you would be the vampire if you actually managed to get laid...

[@marty154]

john bailey same but i would not put the hair gel model part

[@johnbailey5835]

@@marty154 I forgot... I dont use hair gel, it feels horrible

[@marty154]

I like hair gel

[@johnbailey5835]

@@marty154 weirdo.

[@RosePierce.]

My hair naturally looks very sleek like draco malfoy or either very curly I don’t sleep at night I’ve fallen asleep at 6 or 7 AM for the past week or 2 hate garlic bread and can’t stand the sunlight

[@Wildmoonchildani94]

Or the mummy: a being who was a former king in his last life, but because of foreseeable circumstances is but a shell of his former self (was cool in high school but burned out after it ended) and now reminisces of his legacy ( he was ether a sports star, an over achiever or was just cool for the sake of cool) though he is probably over exaggerating, you could never be sure any real information has been lost to time. Also just lays around collecting dust all day ( and there’s a fifty fifty chance he was perfectly preserved or aged horribly). Is incredibly possessive of his things and will “curse” you over the slightest thing.

[@deadmanfan1000]

angelia flores Yep, I’m a mummy

[@arawn1061]

God i hate mummys

[@deadmanfan1000]

Aron Johansson Why I know that, is that my best days r behind me and now my soul is dead, so I’m part mummy, part zombie. Only werewolf or minotaur when anger is possessing me. I try to avoid that side, because it only further corrodes me. I need to get rid of roommates and find my own place to live in already, and God just kill me.

[@arawn1061]

@@deadmanfan1000 dont think i needed to know that but o k

[@deadmanfan1000]

Aron Johansson Whatever. It’s whatev’s. It doesn’t matter anyways.

[@Crazy56U]

I love the subtleness of the last segment. Despite the title card saying otherwise, there _is_ a monster. Yourself. Either you are going to subcome to your own vices or your paranoia will spiral out of control

[@fayehyuga5259]

i'm definitely the vampire but without the sex.

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

Faye Hyuga I am the zombie without the silent treatment.

[@fayehyuga5259]

That's fair.

[@SC-zq6cu]

I am the zombie.....and i don't know what to subtract from the description given in this video.

[@presidentecamacho8579]

loll

[@SorchaSublime]

I'm the alien, but I resemble ford prefect more than... that mess...

[@jmace2424]

Don’t forget the one who is counting the days until he gets married after graduation. Some people give joy wherever they go, some people give joy whenever they go.

[@hummingbirdgirl0720]

The Dragon: (basically a bully) This roommate is a vicious creature who is guarding his hoard of treasures (his nice things) and territorial (warning you to NEVER be in HIS space). When he eats, it's like he's devouring a village. His smoking habit gives him a hot (and stinky) breathe. If you wake him up, he'll destroy you. If you let him hang out with your friends, he'll destroy them, you and innocent bystanders who had nothing to do with the situation.

[@darinae34]

Why a dragon ?

[@deadmanfan1000]

My last roommate was the dragon

[@draconicrain7609]

I am a dragon but not this kind. I am really more like the guy who walks quietly and with a big stick. I am actually easy going and friendly.

[@jeradclark8533]

I am more like a werewolf. Pretty normal until I get drunk once a month and become an animal.

[@Taco-man_]

And not remember what happened last night.

[@randomwolffox1742]

Me except it’s more like every week

[@TFJack98]

should've included the Stoner or The Gamer types

[@FallingStary]

You never see them work or go to class and they are always home before you Constantly turning down social events while oblivious to current news they remain a skeleton in the closet

[@TheSky000003]

ha thats me only because i have only super early morning classes and work all weekend

[@Github_tech_with_ty]

the stoner is the zombies

[@ElementalLeaf]

I mean technically me applying a lot of hair products, dressing in black, hating sunlight, and getting female attention doesnt make me a monster either, its just the framing of how its said that makes monsters apply (in this case vampire). They could probably pull one off for gamer too. Then again gaming is more of a hobby than a personality. Stoner on the other hand...

[@jaeheealbertchoi4920]

Gamers should be necromancers ir something? bringing crowds with him to perform strange rituals full of noises and dark speech? yup that is cod and swearings

[@geobeach9129]

Did anyone else notice that at 1:57, the vampire’s journal says “Die with me, my Queen”?

[@seamusquain2706]

Oh Yeah, It Does Say That.

[@metroplexprime9901]

It's official boys, the vampire's a simp, get him!

[@SCP-hu8hm]

The criminal: the guy who is always standing in the hallways with his face partially covered. His hoodie smells of drugs and he keeps a few pieces of tape on his webcam. He keeps a collection of knives and other weapons. He says that he is a "doomsday prepper" but you can never be sure.

[@layschipsmarketing8562]

Captain Autismo so basically a coloradan

[@dudepool7530]

I AM NOT A CRIMINAL! I'm a blade obsessed pot-head who likes to be prepared. I have the tape over my webcam A: I never use it B: I've been covering my laptop in stickers and the like, and have a pretty cool piece of a WOW card covering it (because apparently, if you dont play a TCG, you think people that do, play them all...) okay... I WAS technically a criminal, but then they legalized it lmao.

[@C10-l1m]

"Would you mind if I d put a second gun safe on the wall? Right next to where the swords are?" "..." "What? No...i said where the swords are - yes but- No ur right there are some swords there but its mostly axces. Thats why we call it the axe corner. You know, on the left of the bathroom and right under the collection of machine guns." "What are you talking about? No i already told you. The tank ammo is under my bed. And no i am not taking this to far!" Do you mean that kind of persons? People like me?

[@LadyBeritanavatarius]

Well, considering the concern about facial recognition, might be more legit than you might realize... unfortunately they are able to identify people by how the walk now, they're going beyond facial recognition... In the future it might not seem so bad-criminal, if we end up in a real high-tech dystopia.

[@N3rdZon3]

Taping your webcam is highly unnecessary - every computer webcam I've ever encountered has a small LED light that is on when the camera is recording. This LED is directly connected to the cameras power so if the camera gets power so does the LED - that's wired, you can't software hack it to not do that, the only way to prevent it from doing that is taking your laptop and cutting the cable and if someone breaks into your horse, demantles your laptop, hardware mods it and puts it back together without you noticing anything then I think you have a way bigger problem on your hand than your webcam

[@patrickjackson3276]

I am the zombie. My brain died several months before I made it to college, and apparently so did my hygiene. My room smelled really bad and was very messy. Do you see that dead look on the zombie's face? That is because his soul died before either his sense of decency or his hygiene did. His soul died, then his self-respect, then his sense of decency, then his hygiene. Sooner or later his health fails, then his body. The end.

[@QQ-tg5xb]

Patrick Jackson hope someone will show up in your life and bring you back:)

[@psychaoticgoo4629]

That is deep. Goodluck to you my friend

[@darkeydrakon7244]

WEREWOLF-he is normal during day as the night descends he goes to the local bar and becomes THE BEAST.you won't hear from him all night and as Sun rises u get a phone call early in the morning to come pick him up with some clothes and cash. Some times with lot of cash if police are involved.

[@stormsmith1319]

I've seen several people say werewolf, and I even said it, but you put it better than anyone else.

[@holderheck]

awww crap im that guy, im such a dick when you put it that way.

[@jasarigames4481]

Personal favorites The kitsune: not bad of a guy but kinda of a weeb The wendigo: skinny guy look like he’s never seen the sun and always wants you to do something with him.

[@youronetruegodcthulhu5043]

Oh god I'm the wendigo

[@ShaoVideoProduction]

I am a robot ... living with a zombie...

[@jamestownsmith1026]

Maybe you will both learn to be more... human.

[@ShaoVideoProduction]

random blowup come to germany then. ;D

[@-zekozakarneh489]

John Fuchs nope you come to russia

[@marylinmcdaniel980]

Rip

[@thunderfist232]

+The Slick Android We are almost the same person

[@sinrelease3762]

I had person he never talk THE whole year I heard him say hi the first time I saw him and cough once

[@Godmcgod]

were you roommates with mr. bean?

[@yumsoup3377]

xxD

[@uglyloner8983]

Sin Release me

[@pownotto4610]

If you went to pti that was me

[@sushio4357]

Wtf

[@kaddissventorum4149]

I'm the ghost- the socially awkward you never see me except once a day but I stay up all night and keep to myself. I leave food in the fridge and apparently I'm so forgettable you eat it.

[@mosinnagant7800]

You sound a lot like me. The only difference is that I have a private mini fridge in my room. :P

[@kaddissventorum4149]

Mosin Nagant I need to get one >.< some of my food aint cheap

[@musicbyastrid]

I'm the vampire meets the alien and kinda proud of it

[@Arthurzeiro]

Dude, are we the same person?

[@sisterspot111]

Mosin Nagant I love those... I wish I had one lol. but I only have to walk one room to get to the real fridge though

[@darksideofthemoon488]

My roommates in order: 1. The Alien 2. The Vampire 3. The Robot 4. The Ghost 5. Now I'm at no more Monsters

[@Rodgerinho]

This is funny, but to be honest, some of the best years of my life were living with my college roommates. We had a pedantic robot, a footballer ghost, a ghost robot, a pair of stoner vampires, and let's be blunt, everyone's a zombie after a couple of months, trash mountain quickly becomes art as much as responsibility. Even though there were the food stealing wars, the prank war, the bb gun ambush war, the fill-the-condom-with-something-interesting war, the water gun war that turned into a floor-wrecking, deposit-taking amazing water party, you meet amazing people in that environment. I feel bad for people that had a bad experience with roommates, you can have an amazing time if you're willing to cut loose.

[@Historian474]

I had a roommate who blasted rap music all night, smoked dope, threw parties at our place without my permission, trashed the place, wouldn't flush the toilet after he used it, and then mouthed me because I threw away his pizza box. Which category does he fall into?

[@marcstuart5250]

zombie vampire I say

[@GalenNight]

Douchebaggius Maximus, that's the category he belongs in.

[@issabeganovic8822]

Zombie Vampire Alien

[@damn_son9683]

+Historian474 Zombie, I think

[@brestonwilde5997]

+Historian474 I hate walking into the bathroom and seeing a big ol' nasty turd in the toilet. Gross.

[@randomassassin3023]

I’m gonna be the ghost roommate but I’m gonna bring a rag doll and move it at night while he’ll sleeping

[@ghostofsilence2697]

Bring a black morph suit and a laptop with surround sound speakers. Late at night before your roommate comes back, place the speakers around the room in hidden locations while still connecting them to your laptop. Play "hall of ghostly whispers" on loop at low volume. Put on the morph suit and turn off the lights, also take the light switch to the off position. Stand in the corner of the room far opposite the door. When your roommate walks in, simply stare at him/her and rapidly twitch your head. I did that and wasn't disappointed with the results. Just make sure your roommate doesn't have a heart condition or respatory condition before you try this. Good luck

[@Sleepyvoidboi2111]

Thomas Mercure pure evil I LOVE it

[@abioyeboytoto8600]

The UN recently installed WiFi in my village, this 360p quality is amazing, it’s like the light skin college man is right in front of you lol

[@talinite5916]

Underrated comment

[@TheDocbach]

I got stuck with the Miser room mate. That ass hat who looses his shit if the thermostat is just 1 degree above what he wants it to be. That prick who needs the apartment to be 55 degrees in the winter because gas and electric is "expensive." That same bastard who yells at you for washing dishes with too much dish water because "its all going to cost us.". And when we all get our utility bill at the end of the month, it winds up being 50 cents and he goes off ranting about how it should be 10 cents. Yeah, I don't miss my room mate much.

[@bobbutts4402]

that's why Jews should all have their own dorm... and their own showers...

[@ParabolaTool]

I had this one roommate who would turn the thermostat to about 90 and I'd wake up in the middle of the night in a pool of sweat. Usually I'd wake up from him flushing the toilet 11 times consecutively while turning the sink on and off for 15 minutes.

[@001yael]

Bob Butts why?you jealous of our money?

[@bobbutts4402]

001yael not even funny. go bak to troll college loser.

[@stevewalkington3451]

Bob Butts Your comment wasn't any more funny, in fact it was far worse

[@ventil9446]

When you mix The sims 3 univeristy life and the sims 3 supernatural

[@ghubbkc2909]

Бакиша

[@Koronia047]

I had The Nightcrawler once. It's a mixed breed of ghost, vampire, and zombie. He sneaks around at night and I never see him in the day. I can only assume he went to class because of the missing shoes. He's responsible for massive amounts of food rotting under the table/inside drawers (yes). Late at night, I would be woken up by the sound of him giggling in a creepy laughter in the room next to me.

[@thedarkmaster4747]

Merovyn Kellion LOL!!! "giggling in a creepy laughter" gosh he sounds like a right fiend lol!

[@jealp666]

Merovyn Kellion God that sounds just like me XD

[@DJVirgoNeun1]

Merovyn Kellion Nightcrawler?! The description makes him sound more like the Gremlin! XD

[@kybug4212]

Merovyn Kellion That explains my life right there- Sadly.

[@bce9371]

"Hey, how was your day? *face plants onto bed* I dunno what he's complaining about- that's an articulate and straight-forward answer.

[@motownkittys68]

Here's a monster you forgot: Sticky Fingers. They take your things without asking. When you find your stuff in their room, they lie about it!

[@austinreed7343]

Heide M. The Tanuki?

[@dripgeon819]

*Is this some sort of jojo refrence im too much of a Death note fan to understand?*

[@donovanroundtree524]

@@dripgeon819 yes

[@orangeguy7760]

Thats the zombie WDYM

[@josukehigashikata9357]

@@dripgeon819 i knew someone was bound to say it

[@aceyyourpal4772]

I'd want to live with the alien. He seems cool

[@satesup4353]

Seconded... . U wont get bored... . XD

[@nedrammeesan6226]

Acey Your Pal Like finding unflushed shit in your toilet? Nah,I'll pass. I used to live together with an alien

[@minaraonic440]

Can I move in?

[@FlamingBlade5723]

That would suck being a Robot getting paired with a Zombie lol

[@StazyandEveCandyShow]

i would choose the robot over the alien

[@DargorV]

Well to the Robot you're just another zombie/alien..

[@neutral3570]

I am the Robot BWAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[@Thagesthoughts]

The ghost or vampire roommate seem pretty cool, really. Vampire can help you get laid, ghost won't eat your food and leaves helpful messages on the fridge.

[@-zekozakarneh489]

well im a robot living with TWO zombies

[@PRGME7]

Oh

[@-zekozakarneh489]

thats fucked up i know

[@-zekozakarneh489]

yes it does , the last shower i saw them taking was 8 days ago , they swash their mouths with water on the morning without fucking brush their teeth

[@GastonBoucher]

Pfft, 8 days is nothing, your roomates are amateurs lol.

[@-zekozakarneh489]

GastonBoucher i feel that theres someone else whos fucked in this life , am i wrong ? XD

[@firelordmarklin6166]

There a few other monsters that come to mind as well Skeleton: Very Skinny, Always dancing and light on his feet. Never stops smiling either, creepy Mad Scientist: sorta self explanatory Werewolf: Grows his hair out like a Hippie and eats ravenously. Also always getting Girls. Phantom of the Opera: that one guy, and you know who Im talking about, Who practices instruments when you are trying to rest.

[@Sleepyvoidboi2111]

I’m the skeleton

[@9999AWC]

I guess I'm a skeleton

[@oscarwilde9581]

Lmao I'm Phantom of the Opera

[@Aztesticals]

Apparently im the mad scientist for acidently setting myself on fire making a pulse jet in the dorm room

[@caffeineabuser95]

I know someone who is like the skeleton. He's an asshole and we're enemies now

[@Missioneer]

You forgot the one guy that uses all your utensils without cleaning them, eats all your food, and denies you sleep at night.

[@morgansheehy1772]

You forgot one. The Mothman: a slightly less weird alien but they lure a mob of people into their habitat because for some reason everyone wants to be in their presence. My freshman roommate was a total Mothman

[@1aundulxaldin]

I don't mind the Vampire, seeing as I'll have the confidence of knowing he's usually busy being... well, a Vamp. And if it was a single room to myself, CAKES and HOT WINGS ALL THE WAY!!!

[@diamondwarrior2003]

really, you wouldn't try to score a 4-way, or a 3-way

[@heathersmith4042]

I'm the kind of roommate that stays up late but is completely silent and never makes any noise. Like even if you ask me a question, I have my headphones in and won't hear you. Also a slob, but entirely on my half of the room.

[@heathersmith4042]

YES. It's much easier to either fix it yourself or just deal with it than complain and cause a problem.

[@zengamer321]

Well that's me.

[@gadkinson]

Robot + Zombie = insanity

[@Randomyoutuber-4831]

No more like complete and total chaos

[@Carter_the_Cryptid]

That would be my Mom.

[@thedarkmaster4747]

gadkinson Robot + zombie in one person = hell on earth.

[@HouraisanKaguya]

The Dark master That doesn't make any sense. How can you be extremely neat and make big messes at the same time?

[@Randomyoutuber-4831]

minecraftdarkveil you can fail to notice the messes you are making until it gets really bad then freak out and clean it up and repeat this process

[@hi00118]

All these years later it hit me. I went to a college essentially a block and a half away from my parents house, but still did various forms of living away from home (it’s part of the college experience). But I spent a lot of time at home. I WAS THE GHOST!!

[@czardonyx]

I'm the alien, no doubt about it.

[@paulagarciacorral3142]

Same

[@sielsm3743]

SAAAAAAAAAAAMAMANAMANANE

[@sielsm3743]

Tony Flamingo why do asume that because he likes the dildo, that he is gay, you offended so many people.

[@sielsm3743]

Tony Flamingo jk lol

[@billhill7330]

Ive had a cognicent zombie and a ghost. I liked the ghost better. I have my own place now but the burglar phobia is a problem though.

[@guiltyspark3576]

love that profile pic

[@billhill7330]

guiltyspark357 thank you

[@DJVirgoNeun1]

1. The Succubus: Similar to the Vampire but can take the form of a woman, lives off of your life energy (eats your food, steals your jewelry, and your boyfriends). Comes home late at night with a new man in bed. Somehow NEVER gets tired. 2. The Golem: Strength is superhuman due to 35% exercise and %65 substance abuse. Only goes to school due to sports scholarship and very aggressive. 3. The Werewolf: Clean-cut, friendly neighborhood roomie by day, drunken reckless unruly mess of a party animal by night! 4. The Mummy: An avid collector of vintage relics and the know-it-all everyone fails to understand. Born in the wrong time period or likes to think he is. Better known as the Hipster 5. The Gill Man: Everything that comes from his mouth is always about water sports. Everything you own is either covered in water or sand and wreaks of sea salt and low-tide. His diving equipment takes up half the entire room. A go-to-man if you want to ace Marine Biology or Oceanography a plus. 6. The Fly: Much like the Gill Man in terms of acing a science course but even worse. The room is littered with tanks of his 6-legged pets and experiments. Hardly careful with his work, your dorm will likely become a breeding ground with creepy crawlers! "Don't let the bed bugs bite!"

[@astrangeone]

+Nine PointO The funny thing was that I was roommates with a bunch of the "werewolves". Every damn weekend was a party weekend and they trashed the house so much that it looked like a frat lived there. It was an all girl's house and I wanted to slap them until their eyeballs fell out of their damn heads. I was offered the choice of a single and took it the first chance I got. Good grief...apparently one of the girls was offered anger management after I left, so there were problems there.

[@DJVirgoNeun1]

astrangeone Yeesh, I feel your pain there, sweety! an RA and myself damn near failed monthly inspections because of our "werewolf" roomie and yeah, he also has anger management issues! o_e

[@ayahasad4437]

Vampire: Gamers who have found a love potion Zombie: Neckbeards

[@11e1cess3]

I'm a mix of the Ghost, Alien and the robot.

[@comradecrazy]

so your as beta as they get? congrats. you have failed in having any kind of social life.

[@11e1cess3]

Why did you have to be so rude? You don't know me so you can't just assume that I don't have a social life. And if you didn't notice I was being sarcastic. People these day...

[@comradecrazy]

you said it yourself- mix of a Ghost, who is never seen and always overlooked, Alien who is as beta as they come and "has a poor judge of social norms", also apparently cannot into human communication, and the robot who dispute all attempts to come across as pleasing and cheerful, obviously has some deep seeded psychological problems. I'm just telling you what you told me, and next time try not to take meaningless comment on youtube so serious.

[@SnakeFawdz]

I would love to have you as a roommate XD

[@omnise]

I'm a little of them all.

[@CrimsonAcesChannel]

to the zombie, you'll always be the robot. to the robot, you'll always be the zombie

[@Sarah-vi3nw]

I just love the alien roommate...

[@MzSherrisweet]

He is hilarious.

[@JonathenPetrie]

Remember when collegehumor was humor about college?

[@seamusquain2706]

Kinda.