The smaller the scorpion, the more potent the venom | Humans are space Orcs | HFY | TFOS939

[@tomizatko3138]

This is how Dark Souls bosses feel when being defeated by the player.😂

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@martisendrell9305]

When the player does all the side quests before fighting the final boss.

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@noppornwongrassamee8941]

Wasn't even the final boss. Just a miniboss in a zone the player had already vastly outleveled before reaching it due to the aforementioned side questing.

[@GrimpakTheMook]

Apex-Apex predator? Well, yeah, we also hunted predators, more because of the threat and less because of the food, tbh. We even created a simbyotic relationship with one of the apex predators, to increase efficiency, and domesticated another to control plagues.

[@Techischannel]

I mean, we also hunt other Apex Predators for sport, some of us even have eaten a few other Apex Predators such as Lions, Crocodile, Shark, etc.

[@Firesgone]

@LTNetjak Polar Bears actively hunt humans, careful there. Some of the big cats do as well if they don't have a better choice in prey or break a tooth. (Lions, tigers, leopards) It's actually an issue in zoos when handling the cats since they are likely to jump on you if not looking their way.

[@MagicalMaster]

@LTNetjak Dude we went after mammoths when we only had pointy sticks and kept it up until there simply weren't any left. Gator and snake are small times by comparison.

[@JohannLudwigEdel]

@@MagicalMaster after having seen a video of an elephant in India mauling and trampling a bunch of people, let's just say i have doubts about people hunting mammoths with spears.

[@GrimpakTheMook]

@@JohannLudwigEdel I believe that there is evidence of such. Thing is, wooly mammoth isn't really much larger than the african elephant. Hunting such a beast, however, is possible. You need quite a number of people and very good coordination, together with traps and propper usage of the terrain too. Hard, but not impossible.

[@JAGraptor]

Interesting choice to give the brawler a heavy irish accent.

[@Little_Meower]

We are stronger than the Scottish so it makes sense

[@dantreadwell7421]

Oi, I think I take issue with that. Also I agree and I chuckle to myself at the two goin on about who's stronger. Sorry, Scotch, Irish, and Welsh background, amongst a few others. 😉

[@samuelevans738]

@@dantreadwell7421 Ah. So, is this a "best of both worlds" situation, then?

[@dantreadwell7421]

@@samuelevans738 pretty much

[@clockworkfalcon4934]

I would like to take a moment of silence for those who sacrificed themselves to the algorithm

[@kyrillvankessel745]

MAY THE ALGORITHM BE PLEASED WITH OUR SACRIFICE

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@Atoll-ok1zm]

One thousand souls are sacrificed each day so the algorithm may never know death.

[@neenm4299]

Thing about the scorpions is that the more venemous ones have larger stingers, while less dangerous ones have huge claws.

[@AgroSquerril]

yup

[@wafflecoptergaming2673]

I think you've got that reversed. The weaker venoms are bigger cause they need more to kill. Small stinger and big claws to hold bigger prey

[@neenm4299]

@@wafflecoptergaming2673 google said: Presently, there are 1,200 known species of scorpions in the world-and all of these scorpions are dangerous to some degree. Among types of scorpions, the smaller species are often more venomous-larger scorpions compensate by appearing more formidable to potential predators. In addition to the triangular-shaped sternum, venomous scorpions also tend to have weak-looking pincers, thin bodies, and thick tails, as opposed to the strong heavy pincers, thick bodies, and thin tails seen in nonlethal scorpions. Centruroides species.

[@theicyphoenixrecords5980]

@@neenm4299 google also claims that "google lyrics" has 100% correct lyrics for songs if the band has made lyric videos,has put lyrics in description of the music videos or has their own website planty of songs with over 4 milion views mind you still have wrong lyrics despite bands having all this and more,infact nowdays you almost can't find a song that doesn't have atleast a few misstakes on google lyrics,one example would be sabatons "resist and bite" instead of "boar against the eagle" google said "war against the eagle" thats only misstake i found in that one song,but alot of other songs have all way up to 80% wrong lyrics,usualy it's around 30% for all songs,rarely ever it's only 1-2 misstakes total and even rarer to have more than 30% wrong.

[@neenm4299]

@@theicyphoenixrecords5980 Was it my use of 'google said' that miffed you? It's ok. I had no encyclopedia on hand so I had to use one of numerous sites for reference. I know that not every claim on the internet is true, and I thank you for caring. By 'google said' I mean: I found some good info on google. Sites used: www.orkin.com/stinging-pests/scorpions www.encyclopedia.com/daily/is-it-true-that-smaller-scorpions-are-more-poisonous/

[@kurtismiller9544]

Space monkey meets Death World 🌍 Monkey.... Ooops! Sorry about that, grew up hunting apex predators, just a habitual reaction. ... Hug.... LoL

[@ThePelican12]

even thats dangerious, ends up i accidentally cracked a good friends ribs with a bear hug when i first met him.

[@jukkiivi4282]

Poor Arn. An apex predator challenges an apex-apex-predator to a fight. Thanks for finding and reading this treasure of a story. For the Algorithm, for HFY and For the Disembodied Voice!

[@eurogryphon]

The gorilla's biggest mistake was trying to pick a fight with Amos Burton from the Rocinante.

[@vfa-2126]

The description kinda made me think he'd met Popeye's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandson.

[@kyleeames8229]

Cool story. It gets me thinking, a bar or dining establishment for multiple species would probably be a pretty interesting place. One mans psychoactive would be another mans poison. All the seating positions would probably need to have some manner of bio analysis equipment to determine basic facts about each organisms biochemistry. There would probably need to be quarantine zones to separate species whose biomass/excretions etc are toxic to others. Everything would need to be clearly labeled as to avoid poisoning anyone and bar/dining etiquette would probably develop around safety with biochemicals suitable only for consumption by certain classes of species….or, maybe I’m overthinking it.

[@Amongusaurus]

And there would have to be a difference in species drinking age as well Now im imagining a guy walking into a space bar and asking for a drink. Then the bartender just pulls out a gigantic book containing drinking ages for species and what was poisonous to which species and asking "give me an ID, age and species"

[@krel7160]

@@Amongusaurus "Galactic ID please." 'Oh c'mon I'm obviously 50 years old!' "Yeah and the birdie over there is too, but does she look like an adult to you?" 'We-.. hm.' "besides, I need to see your species more than your age. Don't wanna give the potato water to a felinid." 'You mean.. vodka?' "Yeah. Messes 'em up something awful."

[@asurasyn]

One HFY story, I can't remember the name, is about humans creating a universal seat that fits every species called a beanbag chair. 😂

[@kyleeames8229]

@@asurasyn that story is titled “Diplomatic Chairs.”

[@alexs5814]

This is the GOOD kind of overthinking, friend! continue in this direction and maybe one day we'll all be blessed by a story that describes exactly that in a colorful fashion?

[@noname-do5wo]

You know this isn't unreasonable idea, Earth is the largest Rocky planet in ours Soler system so logically assuming most life develops on other Rocky planet and are bipedal as well (humans are actually quite strong when compared to bipedal animals) it would make sense we'd be strong compared to most

[@Firesgone]

On top of that it is believed that if our gravity was much stronger we wouldn't have been able to get into space. Aliens in worlds with higher gravity would be trapped there unless some special tech to get around that is possible.

[@adammcfall5133]

@@Firesgone It took a very high amount of explosive kinetic force to get off our planet in the first place for us and then we run straight through the van allen belt. I could only imagine what challenges a more dense planet creates.

[@felop1187]

@@Firesgone at the moment they said the gravity was 2m I knew he would beat him up, also bones are denser in higher gravity so accidentally breaking his arm would be normal

[@ImieNazwiskoOK]

@Adam Mcfall Van Allen radiation belts are overstated as hell. -You can fly on little bit off inclanation on you dodge it -thin metal hull with some radiation protection makes it not that big difference -Falcon Heavy with car flew right though them, no problem -no only that anomaly on Atlantic ocean which ISS goes though, and people nearby on Earth there don't get cancer all the time Etc Yet people talk like it's pretty much Death ray.

[@matthewklestinski7030]

For the glory of the changing Way, that may be read and interpreted as oracle, diagram, and instructive predictor, we offer praise. May the Algorithm find us worthy, may our inputs be incorporated, and may our Reader be exalted for his service to our community.

[@ShiroNekoDen]

Dm(gm) or writer?

[@matthewklestinski7030]

@@ShiroNekoDen I was thanking the Reader, but there's certainly room to praise the Author/writer as well. Thanks for the creative juice it took to make this story feel like we were there, and bring joy to our lives.

[@ShiroNekoDen]

@@matthewklestinski7030 sorry i wasn't clear i meant are you one of those things because your thank you sounded like it came from an experienced gm or writer. Not who you were thanking ^^;

[@matthewklestinski7030]

@@ShiroNekoDen I have run dungeon crawls (and world-spanning campaigns) before, and I have filled my basket with the dew-kissed fruits of the Tree of Knowledge before, to share their toothsome delights and golden nectar with readers before. Thank you for calling me "experienced," and I hope you had as good a time listening as I did.

[@marshmallowgod284]

A great story . The human was nice.

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@davidvincent5701]

Hooray a fight club in space. Similar to Wolverine introduction.

[@AgroSquerril]

yup

[@BYERE]

I've listened to a lot of these stories, and it never occurred to me that we might be on a heavy-gravity planet compared to other species.

[@tonyreaver2627]

Some species even in startrack have to wear a suit to visit earth because of the gravity being to high for them

[@beingsneaky]

I don't know why when a lot of the stories I heard always mentioned how strong earth's gravity was compared to other planets.

[@neosildrake]

I think gravity is linked to the mass of a object. The higher/denser the mass compared to the size/surface of the planet, the higher the gravity on said planet. According go science, proto earth in its formative stage collided with another forming planetary body and both were kind of destroyed in the process, leading to the heavier matter/elements congealing together in what became earth and a lot of the lighter stuff that was flung farther away by the collision created the moon, while others was dispersed to be drawn in by the gravity of the sun. So it isn't unreasonable to think of earth having higher gravity than it normally would have, as it had the hevier elements of two planetary bodies. Venus, as a planet closer to the sun would automatically gather more dense/heavy material than earth. And it shows as Venus as equivalent gravity to earth when compared to mass and size. On the other hand Mars has just a bit more than half the size of earth, but has only slighly more than 1/3 of earth gravity. I am not ghat good at physics or astronomy, but I think it might be reasonable o think that earth has maybe 1/5 or 1/4 higher gravity than it should have considering size and location within the solar system. Maybe I'm wrong. It's nevertheless an interesting idea.

[@beingsneaky]

@@neosildrake I was just thinking yeah earth is heavy/denser because of the collision with Theia combined most of the heavy elements of both planets to give earth its gravity.

[@TheFunyCornMan]

Scorpions be like: *stabs you with incredibly strong poison cutely* owo

[@140kittykat]

Poor Arn. Hope he takes it well after getting over the shock of it all.

[@fleurgymcheurgy9267]

The first time I have witnessed Agro swear.

[@AgroSquerril]

oh no :)

[@amorphoussolid8512]

I bought others drinks before, after patching them up and making sure I didn't need an ambulance. Feels bad, ya know, causing more damage than expected. Spat out some of my teeth once or twice. No big deal. Some bones have snapped, no big deal. I just hate it when I have to get someone right. Did some classes, learnt how to treat injuries. Ya won't die if I can help it, but still,.I'm sorry for it. I know the rule, f around and find out but still, I love you all. Didn't think there would be so much damage. Just be cool, my med kit keeps getting used up. Let me buy you a drink, it'll be alright. Just keep breathing and don't die on me, okay?

[@yomogami4561]

good story. remember there's always someone stronger, better but also someone weaker, worse off and this guy was a medic thanks for the narration

[@msmith9826]

Like always, a great story. I love to listen to them everyday

[@AgroSquerril]

Glad you enjoyed

[@blackfire3744]

This reminds me of a movie scene where the evil guy (later self-proclaimed "Betty") looses a fight to a baby who would later be known as the chosen one.

[@kazadori164]

????????? title

[@blackfire3744]

@@kazadori164 kung pow! Enter the fist.

[@ShiroNekoDen]

Ya know i am not all that old but I bet that this is like listening to those old radio serial shows.

[@AgroSquerril]

There are some around these days as podcasts with a full cast and everything.

[@julonkrutor4649]

Thx for narrating this 😀

[@AgroSquerril]

a pleasure

[@mysteriouacrabr0303]

These stories bring joy, your voice acting is superb

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@confusedlemur12]

Ya know, if radio waves/data/elctrical signals etc or whatever travel infinitly through space, i can only imagine what any ACTUAL extra terrestial entity is thinking of us when comming across our signals

[@tonyreaver2627]

Alien. Sir I'm picking up a signal. Alien commander. What specifically is the signal? Alien. Human sir. Alien commander. Ggrroonnee not them again block the signal last time we listened to there kind of stupid we had to mind whip the hole crew.

[@alexistaylor969]

@@tonyreaver2627 I can't tell if Ggrroonnee is meant to be *Groans* or his name and if you meant mind wipe as in wiping their memory or if you meant mind whip like some sort of mental torching of mentally whipping them. lol but I guess it works either way.

[@ColGaunt]

For the Algorithm. Thank you for the vids

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm and its a pleasure

[@WiredTurkey316]

Broken wrist? Don't worry my dude oh, I put a bandaid on it you'll be good as new

[@Warrior-Of-Virtue]

Never underestimate the little guy.

[@AgroSquerril]

true

[@calvingreene90]

Right in the ego. Damd that hurts.

[@AgroSquerril]

yup

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Bless the Squerril

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@JettMann8]

I listen to these every day to and from work now

[@AgroSquerril]

glad it helps with the commute

[@sentath]

I love this trope set ( ;

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@thatssomewackshitbro8617]

All praise the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@thatssomewackshitbro8617]

@@AgroSquerril 🙏🙏

[@sdeawsa]

One should not fight the algorithm, lest it fights back!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@libertyprime1614]

If we assume that human weights around average 80kg or 176 pounds and the gravity is only 25% of the Earth's gravity then that 2.5m tall ape couldn't lift 20kg or 44pounds, very weak opponent for a heathy adult male.

[@CoolDude-kc4he]

Really just a healthy adult

[@kashkara_8943]

Hmmmm wonder what we are going to find today

[@alfredsutton7233]

All hail the algorithm, five words minimum.

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm thm thm

[@paulhuston9991]

Yep just like that. Bought allot of guys a beer, and lost my first fight at 6 to a girl i didn't see coming lol. Shit happens, be a good winner.

[@AgroSquerril]

true

[@henrypaleveda7760]

For The squirrel

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@rhulyon5728]

It wouldn't be apex predator predator instead of apex apex predator?

[@draconex1]

Alpha predator I would say

[@nos2342]

To please the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@Spartan-lb9gh]

For the beeb boop

[@AgroSquerril]

for the snoot boop

[@macpurdy]

For the algorithm and the narrator.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@jeroylenkins1745]

Snerble ni goom ja hinhon

[@The100thonly]

All hail diablo the cheater

[@SpitfiretheCat16]

I'd like to see Arn fight an earth gorilla.

[@MagicalMaster]

He would die. Horribly. A silverback can rip a man apart.

[@hunterv9983]

Yep

[@mlogan2k2]

@@MagicalMaster Wouldn't even need to be a silverback. I know OP said gorilla, but even a chimpanzee can be nasty in a fight.

[@MagicalMaster]

@@mlogan2k2 True.

[@marvinjohnson2488]

For the algorithm.

[@whowhat4573]

I don't want to get political, Just hope you stay safe! Take care!

[@AgroSquerril]

Shall see what the morrow brings but should be ok now , most of the shenanigans are over.

[@dementededge3266]

For the apex apex predators!

[@AgroSquerril]

possibly even legends?

[@dementededge3266]

@@AgroSquerril definitely legends.

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@allenmorgan1007]

FtA, FtA(s), FtDV!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@davidatkinson47]

Algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@Monster_Ink]

For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@genericuser984]

neat

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@nk-rv1vj]

For the Algorithm.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@virtualatheist]

Apex predator predators, surely?

[@undrachvrsage]

Algorithm enhancement comment

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@jdtheone]

good 👍

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@robbierobbo4318]

FTA

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@hihello1002]

Hello

[@AgroSquerril]

hey there

[@Jason-sm4oc]

Hi

[@Bdady74]

Algorithm appeasement comment

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@carbonbeaker409]

I don't like scorpions :(

[@AgroSquerril]

i think the feeling is mostly mutual

[@ashbrea381]

I feel you there

[@sgtjitters8980]

Lol, first time I heard you say shit

[@arakheno4051]

FAS

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@merlinwizard1000]

182nd, 23 December 2023

[@DrkStorm1]

You are a very good story teller but what do you say at the start of your videos. Greetings ladies and mental gents? Doubt thats what your going for. Hears tons of your videos and can't make it out. Great

[@AgroSquerril]

mental gents is exactly what i say :D

[@DrkStorm1]

@@AgroSquerril Heh, you got me pegged then;

[@jimmycoyote74]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm