The Snark Tank Podcast:

[@MaximumAaron]

"not one use of the N-word today" like a minute after Derek said it.

[@MySqueezingArm]

I love watching episodes of the Inward Club.

[@looie7805]

19:35 the relationship between Goofy and Pluto is akin to a man and a chimp. They likely have a common ancestor that broke into the parallel species that they became.

[@bendover9813]

Understandable. People would still look at you weird if you walked your chimp around on a leash tho…

[@LanceRedCock]

You are just covering up Mickey's blatant dog racism.

[@looie7805]

@@LanceRedCock this has nothing to do with race. Pluto as a character is domesticated house dog whereas Goofy is a cognizant humanoid with dog like characteristics. Granted it’s still weird to us because of how similar they are, much like if a man were to domesticate an ape, but evidently having dogs as pets is still commonplace in the world of Disney.

[@LanceRedCock]

@@looie7805 Read my comment again. It's not a serious comment. But I'll take the L, the joke I made wasn't a good one to begin with.

[@looie7805]

@@LanceRedCock sorry about that. the bland-ass nature of text sometimes makes it hard to interpret otherwise 😅.

[@TintelFruit]

33:09 And that was the challenge... 1:38:55 Sween lost too

[@nickrustyson8124]

We got to see if Chris can do the challenge

[@FailingDuke64]

1:36:20 he actually lost earlier but it went unnoticed.

[@TintelFruit]

@@FailingDuke64 😂

[@knoxy5969]

He literally lost in the first minutes

[@Dumbyoutubestuff]

​@@FailingDuke64 This comment got me bursting out laughing in my office space while everyone else was silent 💀

[@Ryzawa]

He caught himself so quickly when he cracked and said it lmao

[@madladdion8955]

dang 33 minutes in, derek held up like a champ

[@bertmilly6253]

Chris moved and then remembered that winter exists in New York

[@cocksmashmcirondick6440]

But he moved during August, unironically the worst month to be here in NY, the winter’s pleasant compared to this hot and muggy bullshit lol

[@capucharoja6887]

20:00 You wanna know what's weird? There's an official Mickey Mouse cartoon (the 2019 black and white one) where Goofy envies Pluto's life and he becomes Mickey's pet, qnd Mickey is OK with it. His friend of many years is suddenly acting like a pet and doing things like a pet and Mickey just accepts it

[@Maxisamo1]

"They are corporate MONSTERS and you cannot treat them like humans" Casual Sweeny W

[@KevinStriker]

59:59 Man saw Fox's technique from Fist of the North Star and thought "I can do that without the blades"

[@eelshark12345]

I used to side with the Stormcloaks but I think, for the long run, the Empire needs to win that war. Once they put down the rebellion, they can recoup and finally strike back at the Dominion. Not to mention Ulfric might unknowingly be a Thalmor plant. Either way we'll find out which side is canon in ES6 when it releases in 45 years.

[@cherrygrabber7172]

Well it's the opposite, from the Empire, to the Stormcloaks. Because the Empire betrayed Skyrim in the first place in exchange for a temporary ceasefire. Not only that, but prosecute their once allies and ban Talos. Ulfric was going to be a Greybeard, but decided to fight for his people. The Thalmor only mentioned him, and are also afraid of, since he's still a threat to them after dealing with the Empire. When the Stormcloaks win, they speak of freedom and fighting the Dominion. When the Empire wins, they speak of money and political gain, which is more cowardly to me.

[@mitchdouglas9844]

Good episode, can't wait to see it on the Patreon!

[@happysofttm3375]

First no audio, then I see 2 black people! Gee, could today get any worse?

[@bendover9813]

What the fuck lmao, racism funny???

[@HExtraordinaire]

My mind automatically read that in Christopher's voice

[@dadleft8427]

The diversity index is noticeably tilted in one side! Who will balance out the bombastic swagger of these charismatic gentlemen?

[@whitekong1033]

Yeah, they forgot to try and read the Patreon names, the thing everyone skips lol

[@ArkhamJacks]

Derrick, homie. Bring a glass of water to these things, the talking-pause-loud wet swallow/lip licking noise- continue talking thing is killing me as a headphone user

[@sadbox7526]

Nah bro that shits keeping me going 😈😈

[@robotjox77]

Is Chris just repeatedly playing Pilgrims Trail IRL now?

[@grambofirstblood]

0:41 before promising no n-bombs lol

[@Maxisamo1]

Sweeney's "Dickhead" talk at 1:34:00 is really on-point

[@MySqueezingArm]

33:00 All right Derrick you said the Inward so now you gotta dump your wife. Thems the brakes bucko

[@sadbox7526]

Is this JP's alt?

[@Machamp-ps7wx]

I’ve got a bad combination between food poisoning and a fever rn so glad for the new upload.

[@rougenarwhal8378]

Get well soon

[@Harry-iq4xt]

I love the fact I'm playing Skyrim as I listen to this, to boil it down to very very simple for me is that the Empire already has an existing structure it may not be the best but it's better than starting from stratch with the Stormcloaks which would take too long and Skyrim would be very vunerable to Thalmor invasion.

[@jared4402]

Love how in the end you talk about Deadpool and Halo and the fact Drama. You had Mandalorian right there!

[@burstmortem6638]

"There will be no use of the nword in this episode" 00:42

[@than217]

33:09 Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

[@hollowman7168]

Huh for once Sweeny is actually making some pretty good points

[@icetusk]

1:38:55 I love how Sweeny drops the N-word and freaks out despite the fact he dropped it like only a few minutes prior and didn't even realize

[@-Meatlorf]

14:00 Damn Sween running with Dave Chappelle bits as life stories

[@msump99]

I immediately thought of that same Chappelle joke lmao

[@zacharyloucks7697]

There was no way you two were gonna go 2 hours without saying the n word

[@ThatBoiDinky]

They broke in under a minute

[@Ikadyne]

How and why is Chris moving multiple times a year, I can't fathom it, lol

[@irishempire9811]

The Dark Tank Returns!

[@rougenarwhal8378]

The dark duo descends

[@meepmoopiethe3rd]

Rest in pieces to anyone Chris let down this episode by not reading off their goofy ass name. Sweeny counted it down and everything, and Chris couldn't even be bothered to record himself reading names for 2 minutes. Tragic. Epic fail. The polar opposite of poggers. Career ended. Go home, everyone.

[@nickrustyson8124]

He's too busy getting dominated in a BDSM dungeon

[@meepmoopiethe3rd]

@@nickrustyson8124 as we all should be. And yet, you don't see any of us slacking at our jobs when some dommy mommy has had us chained to a wall for 16 consecutive hours 😓

[@Yumemaru.]

Bruh Chris just moved back to NYC.

[@emikochan13]

my dad just got diagnosed with cancer, thankyou for putting a smile on my face

[@dreamcatcherpone]

You make a good point, Sweeney. One problem though. I am in your walls I am in your walls

[@dreamcatcherpone]

It's hot in here wtf

[@nickrustyson8124]

@@dreamcatcherpone You know he moved right

[@dreamcatcherpone]

@@nickrustyson8124 idk the lore

[@Stormin_Norman_1066]

Bruh the High Elves want to destroy the towers and undo reality, they are the villains.

[@LuisMedina-cw4dk]

Exactly

[@Jenamphetam1ne]

You guys hit the nail on the head. Some people are just too egotistical to think about how their words effect others. My dad recently came out as a neo Nazi and he just can't shut the fuck up. You let someone like that know theyre hurting you and it only makes them do it more.

[@sadbox7526]

?

[@ninjafrogz8141]

For the first time in Snark Tank history, free feeds saw it first.

[@tinygrove7623]

the way i look at the goofy and pluto situation is the same way i look at a human keeping a chimp as a pet, where there both apes but not the same animal, same logic for goofy and pluto there both part of the lupus family but not the same animal

[@isaiagonzalez2652]

A full on horror movie waiting for the N-word this episode.

[@will5026]

Bro. These people need to stop with politics. The issue with the afghan pullout was that it was immediate and poorly planned. We left behind so many people that needed time and help.

[@jameshayes9322]

9:59 it's like hippos and orcas that are the scariest animals I think

[@0rcryst]

If you slapped him for saying it, it sounds like it bothers you. You definitely have a higher tolerance for it, but people make the mistake of thinking that's a green light.

[@MySqueezingArm]

1:23:00 Sweeny look up 'Mwangi Expanse' for Pathfinder. African inspired RPG stuff.

[@pablofromearth]

no new episode? thermonuclear war it is

[@xblowsmokex]

I have the launch codes, meet in front of the pentagon

[@Bumble_gum]

I would attend a Snark Tank live in Vegas for sure.

[@Nate-ll4do]

I wouldn't go to that shithole if you paid me $10,000,000. Fuck that place.

[@thedragonlady6661]

Best way to win a fight is to be an orc in warhammer

[@JacobthePoshPotato]

Wtf, where are the dyslexically read names?

[@unknownvariable7714]

Christ, it's gotten so hot in Sweeney's room that space is starting to distort.

[@nickrustyson8124]

Sweeney we both live in Upstate New York, we both know there ain't no nice houses up here, we both know we're going to have cancer by age 50 because of the asbestos and mold

[@nickrustyson8124]

I mean granted aren't Mexicans Native Americans too?

[@nickrustyson8124]

Oh boy this episode got really dated since Andrew lost all of his social medias and how he backpedal

[@Maxisamo1]

33mins is all it fucking took for Derick to fuck up lmao

[@bruhboi9745]

Damn Sweeny speaking facts for once

[@RyanTheMan000]

33:08 not even to half way brooooo

[@Bysentenial]

selfcest is a tag

[@pAWNproductionsDE]

I think yall forgot to upload this to patreon I can somewhat forgive it since my question spawned the title and thumbnail though

[@dadenelson7570]

You forgot to post to patreon

[@xblowsmokex]

Holy shit, the intro on Apple Podcasts is perfect

[@Bumble_gum]

Vegas is truly hell. Escape when you can.

[@Nate-ll4do]

Come on, you've gotta give Vegas another chance

[@Bumble_gum]

@@Nate-ll4do I've been here for over a decade I think it's had its chance.

[@ocarstens6045]

“Everything is wrong bro. Everything is in its worst state always.” Now if this doesn’t sum up the last 5 years. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@clownthur4538]

one of my faves so far

[@professorokori2926]

The intro on spotify killed me.

[@kimorayn1733]

"Did you put 'em up real quick?" Talking to a child referencing HIS family photos inside a house that of which he is currently locked out of to prove his residency. Cops should commit self forever sleep.

[@kimorayn1733]

Also, #InternetThugs

[@maisumcriticonainternet4351]

no chris reading at the end...

[@2ndai385]

Damn, they having logical conversations on here all of sudden

[@nickrustyson8124]

And Casual Racism

[@FailingDuke64]

1:36:20 sweeney says it but no one caught it.

[@seanduffy5877]

I would fucking love to see a hasan vs. tate fight

[@Tzavaot]

Anyone else having audio issues?

[@mabky1022]

Unofficial InWard club

[@TsudaraTogami]

That hat is dope as hell

[@dhantefranklin336]

33:09 rip.

[@oxygenthief8956]

" not one use"..... 0:40

[@Terrax1]

Pluto is into pet play.

[@grambofirstblood]

Ayo no Patreon?

[@angelaprettybagel]

Good thing Chris wasn't on today, he would've lost the challenge immediately.

[@pastelfunk7883]

noo please let me watch why isnt it working !!!

[@mycology5242]

damn Sween... so close

[@mechanicalmoses9387]

Goofy is a cow but im pretty sure Bluno has a cat sooo

[@mechanicalmoses9387]

But Pluto is probably just a different species then Goofy or Micky

[@HarlanHughes]

Clarabel Cow is in the same universe. Goofy is definitely not a cow.

[@VerifiedYTadmin]

What happened to the audio? There's nothing here!

[@Awsomeisimo]

I thought this was mark from YMS

[@sheldonlarmond6217]

1 hour 36 minutes in, the no n word challenge was failed

[@xenos_n.]

I like my podcasts black, just like my metal.

[@c.wigglez7366]

Me too started with Harvey Weinstein in 2006

[@steelgriffin7716]

i can't deal with vegas anymore. too hot. TOO HOT DEREK Dunno how I can do this anymore I also know that if I did see Derrick out in the wild I'd just say "Oh Hey. Sup." Then move on.

[@kimorayn1733]

OH THANK GOD, Moaningpin is gone

[@DYFEA]

They went a half hour without saying it. No better than Mel gibson

[@thelordofcringe]

Imagine moving between only NY and LA. Like, why the fuck would you go to the two worst places in the country?

[@chino19963]

They can’t live anywhere that’s not that city lol

[@agent5333]

Bruh chris didnt even do it

[@magiman2382]

A lion and mfdoom mask kinda bip tho

[@theoracle2761]

Goofy is a bovine.

[@HeyBoSsBar]

It's completely mute for me

[@mikehawk8984]

Got 33 mins in, better luck next time 🤘

[@LuisMedina-cw4dk]

0:42 no they didn’t lmao

[@elyktheman8189]

You already used the n word m'dude

[@jrobins5622]

I understood Derricks take, just think it's dumb.

[@heartycoffee4754]

inward club fans use this as a like button

[@ogreaggressuv]

Y'all tried, at least.

[@BertzTriscut]

I knew you guys couldn't go half an hour without the n word. Fools.

[@loganpatton7512]

first

[@Lastman737]

lol no audio