The Snark Tank Podcast:

[@TheSniperbiscuit]

The lion bit is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever heard. I was almost on the floor laughing at work and my coworkers thought I was legitimately ill.

[@Youngblaise2]

Looking forward to it

[@Keyboard_Monkey]

I had a similar reaction but I also have covid :D

[@kylemaloy5524]

I feel bad for the person sitting next to me on the train when that bit happened

[@Dragonking1984]

I love hearing these debates where the points being made are so comically wild & out of pocket & yet they present them like their logical arguments. It's like the "grate space debate" or the "Chris has never seen a circus tent in New York City debate"

[@drewfincher9070]

38:00 Chris, as a zookeeper myself, I’d like to thank you for crediting us with such a high chaos causing potential, but the real play is utilizing the access to high amounts of swift venomous snakes that are accessible, and Sweeney, thank you for defending the existence of zoos

[@ThatSailorMouth]

the fact that i'm watching three grown ass men attempting to find logistics in terrorism via lions is the reason i come back to hear this podcast on a weekly basis

[@HalfBrainGamers]

42:40 is by far the most astonished I've ever seen the boys Just so out of pocket, they barely had any words

[@yowatchie]

Gotta give Derrick props for that one. Kinda fucking hilarious.

[@tylerscott7501]

I came here solely to find their reactions to this thank you

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

I was listening to the podcast on Spotify and I just had to see the reaction live to it.

[@brohemianrhapsody5740]

The whole zookeeper segment is the funniest shit I've heard all day

[@pizza-for-mountains]

chris turned into a zookeeper, funniest shit i've ever seen

[@MarcusTrinnias]

Me, screaming: MARKARTH Chris: Solitude? I'm such a fucking nerd.

[@irishempire9811]

is Sweeny finally gonna admit that he killed Abe Lincoln in this episode?

[@themediocreking0764]

I love how derrick said he was gonna cut the spoiler then proceeded to not cut the spoiler

[@ArchHippy]

I hate it. A lot.

[@rickbooth3071]

32:48 you can tell chris got tired of sweeny's interruptions

[@mayomaster1134]

Take a shot every time sween says out of pocket

[@Ironbunzz]

I loved how derek said he was going to bleep out the god of war spoilers and then left it in im glad i fibished it

[@xsanguine8]

Chris' zookeeper scenario already happened; a beekeeper was charged for attacking cops with her hives.

[@than217]

Chris: "Not a single person here with a white hair should live." Covid: *pops knuckles* "I'll give it my best shot."

[@VibesReverb]

A gorilla raising its arms above its head and doing lil happy spins because someone offered it a gun is already a hilarious image, but it proceeding to stuff it in its mouth and break it between its teeth is incredible and makes me sad I don’t have access to the vfx technology needed to render that video

[@xblowsmokex]

If you have a computer you have the technology. Anything is possible in blender

[@VibesReverb]

@@xblowsmokex yeah I don’t have one

[@meepmoopiethe3rd]

I'm going through some real rough times right now and you dorks and your dumbass conversations are one of the few things that can make me smile or laugh anymore. I swear to god, if I ever get a stupid amount of money freed up, I'm sending it all the the Snark Tank trio just because this has been a highlight of my week for months now. Like, kept me from killing myself because I look forward to the episodes kinda thing.

[@comhaltacht315]

0:10 Derrick turns into Red Foreman 21:00 President Uncle Majic and first Clown, Shock Kim 32:50 Chris admits his bigotry of albinos 36:30 Senior Citizen MMA 40:00 Zooterrorism & Lee Harvey Lion Snipes Sweeney’s motorcade 1:08:00 Fights and Knockouts

[@someguy7819]

Thank you

[@squilliam2783]

the new background is nice, I like it. But the old layout with the video windows being bigger is way better. If your individual videos were how they were before with the new background that would be great.

[@kylemaloy5524]

the video part adds so fucking much to this episode. the expressions we get during the fucking lion discussion are so great and add so much to the hilarity of that conversation, which is already the most hilarious thing to ever happen on this show

[@SolidOcelot]

Lee Harvey Lion is the funniest and dumbest thing Derrick's ever said

[@Ryzawa]

I didn't know I needed a Chris that blames lions for terrorism but I'm glad I have one now.

[@glowbies9416]

I’m glad Chris finally got to talk about his bill Cosby story

[@cherrygrabber7172]

In Oblivion there are slow horses that are tanky, but then there are Black horses in Cheydinhal that are fast but have lower health. Costs like 2000 gold but is worth it if you're not good at Speed/ Athletics. Also some horses in the middle that are faster/slower but with less/ more health.

[@SwooshJush83]

Of course the fast ones are black

[@Makujah_]

1:31:49 the right answer is Sims 3. Because "main story" of that game is just fulfill your happiness, but it's waaaaaaaaaaaaay more easy than in real life. There's no danger, no extreme threat of loss of life - just easy money, buying food right out of your fridge, magic shit and traveling to utopic future with robot slaves

[@Makujah_]

1:31:59 and the right answer to *this* question is main character of every "adult" videogame ever

[@ceezer.mp4]

"you follow gorilla news?" is still one of the funniest things chris has ever said

[@gorade1901]

In case it wasn't commented, Sweeny's and only Sweeny's footage is delayed, his mouth finishes moving like a full second after he's done talking. Not the biggest deal, but noticeable.

[@xblowsmokex]

He is an SCP

[@ellewis817]

I will say, to Chris’ point on GoW, the pocket sand is much more prevalent in Ragnarok

[@HalfBrainGamers]

Dark Elves will remain the worst enemy type for me They shoot their blinding shit, immediately land on you or near you and dash away before you can act on the opening to do the same shit again. Flying and quick enemies are fine, but those fuckers just don't sit still, it's annoying.

[@phillipjohn4800]

That Lee Harvey Lion bit was the funniest thing I've heard all week!

[@trevingsly8050]

The zookeeper thing leading to Lee Harvey Lion was too much LMAO

[@logiju1]

You guys are the highlight of my week.

[@gregstinkston7634]

The killing the old people bit is just the plot to my least favorite star trek tng episode. Some dude is like two years away from solving the problem of his solar system's sun going supernova prematurely but he's 59 and their society kills people at 60 for reasons. Fuckin hate that one.

[@Ehh.....]

Testicular Aneurysm is a peak metal band name

[@kimorayn1733]

11:13 Excuse me Sween. When the Officer of the Law fairly restraints Donkey-turned-Horse by the neck, he exclaims "Police Brutality! Police Brutality!" *Tonight on Knights!*

[@kimorayn1733]

Also, when Donkey got turned back, not everything returned to normal. Dragon didn't mind.

[@doyouknowjoe3434]

Can't wait for the next episode of the podcast be named "Another oopsies from Kanye"

[@Cleanframe]

A beast master is a great fighting game archetype 😂😂😂

[@carlosmoreno8710]

I'm not autistic, but if someone broke into my house and painted my room a different color I'd probably fight them on the spot.

[@stroud9208]

Thing is, I am autistic, and if someone painted my room and re-arranged the furniture in a way that wasn't just fucked up, I'd probably say "oh, nice"

[@Psycho_Yoshi]

Gears Horde mode from gears 2 and even 3 were awesome

[@rogercheetoofficial]

Honestly I'm more confused as to how people keep giving Dunkey attention ever since he started a game publishing house under the asinine premise of "I review games so I know what a good game is" Addendum; legitimately a God of War game or two focusing on a less known but more badass pantheon would be great

[@Mike-nr9py]

The dislikes are people that bought FTX

[@Maxisamo1]

"I started killing cops and I got in trouble" - Sweeny 2022

[@ZephirumUpload]

Captain America would have 100% said it, maybe not *to* Falcon, he did grow up in New York and I'm sure he knows the protocol for not walking around in your own neighbourhood, but he was a young adult in the 40's, that means he saw at least the late 20's, things were still up for debate until the 70's.

[@clownthur4538]

love how chris didnt even deny that he might be on the spectrum think most of us are fr

[@MarcusTrinnias]

Yeah, I think so too. I think we recognize more people being on the spectrum now because of our understanding of the brain. In ye olde times we'd of just gone 'That person is weird' or 'they're a twinge eccentric', when in truth they were just on the spectrum.

[@Jenamphetam1ne]

As a sonic fan, we're all gay and autistic

[@ellewis817]

Real austismo wear their preorder bonus Sonic Colors hat 😎🤙🏽

[@Crazak53]

When Chris was tallking about pulling a nerve out, I was on the verge of a fucking panic attack.

[@thelordofcringe]

Derrick: it never took weeks to count votes until the last 3 election cycles but its totally okay because my side won!

[@gARBLEMUM]

I was a gen z kid from cali bumping NY state of mine and if I ruled the world every day.

[@devilbrine8198]

Sure do enjoy spoilers in my podcasts!

[@xblowsmokex]

spoilers for what please, need to know if I should avoid it. a timestamp would also be helpful if you dont mind . thanks

[@devilbrine8198]

@@xblowsmokex around the 1:40:00 mark. The new God of war game specifically

[@xblowsmokex]

@@devilbrine8198 thank you kind person. much appreciated. thank you for saving others from the same fate.

[@JusSageMakes]

Nah, homies you dont understand Sega, they will straight up murder IPs if percieved badly, they did it bayonetta(luckily it was saved by nintendo), its why yakuza took so long to get ported, and have killed formats of sonic games for less, Sonic fans think the new format is really fun, so theyre really defensive of it and dont want to change.

[@Gurrenroland8928]

Lee Harvey Lion VS bat tiger

[@kimorayn1733]

What if you high five someone with each of you holding a land mine? If theirs blows first but you slap harder, who's dominant?

[@OlOleander]

What in Puerto Rico is Chris referencing? I know nothing about recent events in the tourism island except for the Arecibo telescope collapse and Hurricane Maria.

[@Youngblaise2]

Guys please go back to 2 screens up top and 1 on bottom or reverse. This 3 horizontal screen set up is ugly

[@pizza-for-mountains]

@ 1:49:45 On the topic of Halo Infinite -- As a preface, I'll say that I didn't keep up with any news related to the game, but I did see little tidbits here and there from just browsing the Internet. Anyway: Forge and Custom games were delayed way into the future (from release until present), and from what I saw the delay was received terribly and without very much sympathy. I've seen a reoccurring pattern in game development and release in the AAA space the past couple of years, and doubtlessly others have too -- unfinished/unpolished games, many of them delayed past the projected release date. Even Elden Ring got delayed, and had a few minor issues, but it wasn't terrible because the public had known of its development for about 10 generations prior; a couple more months was not too much more time to wait. Aside from straight up delaying Infinite's release by about 4 months, forcing Halo fans into a delusional, starved state like how Dark Souls fans were with The Elden Wait (patent pending), I think a much better solution would be to update the fans on what the developers are working on every so often, maybe even making some pseudo-patch notes to be released blog style every week or so. As a way of apology for the delayed features, I think documentation of really rudimentary problems that inevitably come along like "fixed an issue where the game hung indefinitely when the player jumped while the Slayer gamemode was being played", or "fixed an issue with the Magnum where firing the last bullet in the magazine while falling caused indefinite lighting problems" would both be incomprehensibly hilarious and tide people over until everything was finished.

[@perote3]

What sweeney is saying is true tho, most old school japanese companies had strong yakuza ties because of arcades

[@xsanguine8]

A herniated esophagus is something that can happen if you have chronic acid reflux, basically the back of your throat gets weakened enough that it starts to stretch when you swallow. When it gets bad enough food will just get caught in that fold, and either choke you or tear.

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

I killed the thalmor in Markarth, did my time and left

[@pizza-for-mountains]

so based

[@lShadow426l]

Oh my god this game with less ratings has a higher score!

[@MaximumAaron]

I would buy a pswhatever just to play God of War if they had Kratos go up against Christian Heaven and Hell.

[@Fictitious27]

Great now Elon is gonna unleash a gorilla to go ape in twitter headquarters

[@aricthered3331]

I feel like it must have been hard to decide what to name this episode… 🤣🤣🤣

[@williamw2529]

1:32:00 Chris its Leisure Suit Larry

[@DOSorNight]

If a gorilla going to Twitter hq potentially make elon go to sleep forever will make the site better.

[@cv7368]

11:22 I always knew Sonic fans couldn't take criticism but jesus They got Dunkey trending 2 days for making a joke video like he does for every major game release

[@steelgriffin7716]

I mean... if they went with Chinese mythology... Sun Wukong.

[@yowatchie]

Gotta disagree about Sonic fans gaslighting themselves about how much they like Frontiers. It's a poor take cause no one hates Sonic games more than Sonic fans so if it was bad they'd be shitting on it the most.

[@davidsleiffer8809]

Lee Harvey lion sounds like Lee Harvey Oswald converted to Rastafarianism.Kinda like when Snoop Dogg made that reggae album.

[@BravotheChonk]

I would also release the lions. If we keep up with overpopulation we might as well start the culling.

[@TheCasualrocket]

i dont think chirs played skyrim past 1 hour with a 360

[@thehomestead8831]

thank god i just ran out of snarks tk watch at work

[@jasons.2807]

37:52 lion talk

[@edwordlow6080]

Yo RIP to Jason David Frank The Green Ranger May the power be with you

[@ZeroKitsunei]

I'm a sucker for cosmetic micro transactions. Tbf I will use a dope outfit forever. Like I've spent, more money than I want to admit, in FF14 but I use pieces from each set for each of my classes. As long as they aren't shit I'm happy with them being in the game.

[@HELLNICE]

You and me both Derrick, Heading out to NZ all the way

[@seff6533]

Prolapsed urethras are a real thing

[@G0D_77.7]

Is the audio out of sync or is it just me

[@BravotheChonk]

Sweeny it's the ulnar nerve.

[@jahronsamuels9453]

Damn. I didn't know I liked Roblox. Thanks for letting me know SomeBlackGuy

[@MaximumAaron]

It wasn't so much that Biden got elected, Trump got voted out.

[@dirtydan5181]

Could have sworn that the richest groups vote democrat

[@Yumemaru.]

4th time Chris!? You're weak.

[@simplesimon4374]

13 hours in damn im like 600

[@CWojcieszak]

Fucking hell I already know this episode is going way off the rails just by reading the title. Not that there were rails to stay on to begin with anyway

[@cherrygrabber7172]

To be the main character of a video game that gets the most chicks, right? For western video games, it'd had to be Duke Nukem, who at one point had to repopulate the Earth. For eastern video games, those Harem Visual Novels, or Rance, who has a prompt to assault just about any women who had the unfortunate circumstance to meet him, even the shopkeepers aren't safe. Also, more Skyrim discussions, the better, for I had over 2K hours of playtime and liked hearing them.

[@Cobrasickomode]

Sween it's King's Disease not king of diseases. 🤣

[@deadcaptainjames6045]

I totally agree with GoW Ragnarok. It's a great game but something about it is boring. I've only played about 5 hours. I honestly don't even have to urge to continue. So werod considering GoW 2018 was my most favorite of all time when it came out

[@nekocup5524]

Just give me an actual episode about all you talking about God of War with spoilers I BEG

[@mynameisjames12189]

Thanks you degenerates

[@valentines7639]

Yo what are people's problem with roblox. Chill out it ain't that bad

[@thelordofcringe]

Trump did cut our taxes lmao Derrick must be rich af if he's this out of touch

[@vincentmontgomery839]

Sweeny is officially saying out of pockets way too much

[@will5026]

Derek’s toxic character trait is rambling about political issues he does not understand

[@WordoftheElderGods]

Any topic, really

[@will5026]

@@WordoftheElderGods yea

[@trinidaddy]

@@WordoftheElderGods "this person exclusively rambles about things they have 0 idea about for the sole fact that I disagree with them, and I obviously couldn't ever be wrong." -most mentally stable parasocial internet incel