Seriously? Calling it soccer lads, that's yous marked as wankers now
@mjr24514 жыл бұрын
Stuart Boyd I appreciate the attempt to lead us Americans in on this so I’m watching this all the way through since they are making the effort. But I totally get it: gridiron football is more hand egg meets world war one trench warfare.
@bobdole49164 жыл бұрын
I don't see the problem - it's a British word, so it doesn't hurt anything if the British use it.
@ReiverGames4 жыл бұрын
@@bobdole4916 This is a tired argument. Yes, it was a word invented and used in Britain in the 1860's or something, but no-one here has called it soccer in 100 years. It's football.
@bobdole49164 жыл бұрын
@@ReiverGames It's not an argument - it's a fact. Yes, it's called football now, but the word soccer was invented by the English, so acting as though it's American's fault for it is a lie. We've got our own sport called football, so it only makes sense to have a different name for the other sport - luckily our friends from across the Atlantic came up with just such a word.
@cocainecowboy_4 жыл бұрын
@@bobdole4916 well no the name is American football so maybe if Americans actually used the name it would be better, besides your foot barely touches the ball in American football besides punting it over the goal
@mdub39004 жыл бұрын
Eurotrip is a criminally underrated film... Not that Scotty knows
@JohnUnsub4 жыл бұрын
Scotty definitely doesn't knowowo
@psx15774 жыл бұрын
but dont tell scotty
@lukeholland80834 жыл бұрын
This isn't where I parked my car.
@SentientNo64 жыл бұрын
It definitely is. Absolutely love that movie.
@TimD864 жыл бұрын
... me 'scuusi 😅
@allstarkid5514 жыл бұрын
I'm kinda disappointed no one made a joke about vinnie being the juggernaut
@josh1234rulz4 жыл бұрын
part of the reason i watched :(
@streakgaming61064 жыл бұрын
THIS MAN RIGHT HERE, TAKE MY UPVOTE GOOD SIR!
@oliverdouble-u81074 жыл бұрын
Vinny Jones was once told he wasn't playing, went to the pub, got drunk, then got rang up by his manager telling him to play because someone got injured. He came and started the game drunk and played one of the best games of his life.
@kyleclarke62444 жыл бұрын
The best one of those skits is a bit of fry and Laurie when Hugh Laurie is teaching kids how to dive in the box
@blindtruth46144 жыл бұрын
Best Vinnie Jones scene has to be the Shrinking Balls scene from Snatch in my opinion.
@Meatwad004 жыл бұрын
Blind Truth Don’t forget about when he runs into Boris the Blade/ Bullet Dodger.
@Yashirmare4 жыл бұрын
@@Meatwad00 You mean the part in the exact same scene?
@Meatwad004 жыл бұрын
@@Yashirmare Nope. That scene is with the 3 black guys with the replica gun and Tony schools him on how he can tell it's a replica. This is the one where he runs into Boris in the house and Tony shoots him. A lot. If those are close enough to each other, then yeah. It's been years since I've watched the movie, but I just love with Tony and Boris meet.
@GodKingBob4 жыл бұрын
Yeah the same pub scene basically once the blokes run they run into Boris and bullet tooth tony ends up dead because of the Yankee Doodle wankee
@kurtisgonzales374 жыл бұрын
Yes sir
@abradolfhonkler92874 жыл бұрын
A real man opens beer bottles with other men's eye sockets.
@priapus12794 жыл бұрын
2:48 that "someone" is the great Gazza. Raoul Moat's best mate
@irnbru54964 жыл бұрын
Ewan Topping never cross a moat
@dinorancher55604 жыл бұрын
Vinnie Jones is the man. He transitioned into acting from playing football, as opposed to modern footballers who act instead of play. My baby takes the morning train...
@choderyder73154 жыл бұрын
vinnie didn't act he just played himself in every film.
@Chevalier_knight4 жыл бұрын
Jones is correct when he said it's the soft foreign players who have ruined the sport with rolling about .
@chocolatefudgebrowni32254 жыл бұрын
He works from 9 to 10.....
@nunya25874 жыл бұрын
@@Chevalier_knight what a shame that those soft foreign players are markedly better at the sport
@Chevalier_knight4 жыл бұрын
@@nunya2587 they aren't it's simply that the foreign players push out any British players from getting the spot , if we banned all foreign players in British football we would have winning teams again
When are they just gonna pan the camera over to the couch and show the like six people sitting there😂
@sidarthur87064 жыл бұрын
soccer? couch? where have i ended up?
@Guerrilla_Grodd4 жыл бұрын
@@sidarthur8706 um... The internet?
@jacobwansleeben33643 жыл бұрын
@@sidarthur8706 Let me translate for you *Clears throat* "S.O.F.A."
@thomashounsome77374 жыл бұрын
My favourite Vinnie Jones line is from Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. " There is one more thing, it's been emotional."
@Zahgurym4 жыл бұрын
Couple seconds into video..."Vinnie Jones"... Ah, makes sense. Love that guy.
@danielupson2884 жыл бұрын
The video ref is a key tool in rugby and it adds more tension when it's used to verify a try.
@LunchThyme4 жыл бұрын
And _even_ more tension when it's used to invalidate one.
@RoberttheWise4 жыл бұрын
Every major team sport uses video refs and precise time keeping and it works just fine. It's just Association Football that weirdly insists on acting like it's 1889 and they are a bunch of factory workers who can only afford one whistle and one watch among the 25 of them.
@StevenFox804 жыл бұрын
"That's just Vinnie n a nutshell" - in combination with the pic, a the perfect pun
@juancontrerasalvarado17884 жыл бұрын
*Last name is Smallwood* *Gets a mug that says "size matters" in it*
@thorne97904 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe Adam as a blades fan hasn’t mentioned the time Keith Gillespie got sent off before play restarted (after he’d just come on as a substitute) for elbowing a guy in the face (can’t remember the team, want to say Reading). Technically the fastest red card ever from a specific player’s introduction
@davemarx78564 жыл бұрын
Vinnie Jones in the musical comedy series "Galavant"
@Mauther4 жыл бұрын
and actually singing. a romantic duet. Horribly.
@ZikedY4 жыл бұрын
It's the touching of the hairs which can cause footballer to fall down and sprain the leg and arm
@juckoosaurus43164 жыл бұрын
You guys should do the time the ref sent off the wrong player during the arsenal v chelsea game lmao
@Moldymessiah984 жыл бұрын
The best foul was when Cantona went and kung fu kicked that fan in the crowd
@Mauther4 жыл бұрын
I'd argue the best was Cantona's apology for the kick when ordered to do so by the league. If your going to require someone to apologize, you better write the apology for them.
@hokutoulrik73452 жыл бұрын
The best role was one where he was completely silent until the very last scene of the movie and then just drops the most philosophical bit of dialog in the movie.
@jamieslingsby99074 жыл бұрын
There was a funny dive in the most recent world cup, think it was england vs croatia. the english goalkeeper made a really good save and as they were passing him one of the croation players give him a pat on the back as if to say 'nice, that was a good save' etc. and the keeper went down as if he'd been shot. it was hillarious.
@dramoth644 жыл бұрын
I think that it was Robbie Savage who reputedly had a referee go up to him at the start of a game and show him a yellow card.
@chakyikac67814 жыл бұрын
Smallwood hold a cup that says "size matters". Priceless.
@918Mitchell4 жыл бұрын
Love him in Galavant.
@chantellelevesque92964 жыл бұрын
For me one of the hands-down best films that Vinnie has ever been in is Survive Style 5+ by Gen Sekiguchi. It’s a film with five simultaneous storylines that slowly merged together and Vinnie plays a hitman and he does such a freaking good job. 10/10 would recommend, hilarious.
@wobbly_spoon4 жыл бұрын
This channel is much more enjoyable when drunk
@Just_For_Kixz4 жыл бұрын
Vinnie Jones in Swordfish "If that rocket was a suppository would that bad man shove it up my arse?"
@C.C.Sinclaire4 жыл бұрын
The best thing was that the speaker of the two guys bonking theire heads together said: that just had to happen
@xombi2133 жыл бұрын
It's funny I just recognize him as an actor as a bad guy in movies lol
@raphfelix63054 жыл бұрын
Vinnie Jones is a beast. Love the guy.
@jaredmorgan36654 жыл бұрын
4:44 How about opening a bottle of beer using a puddle of water?
@k0lpA3 жыл бұрын
1) but the bottle in upside down with only the tip being in the water 2) wait for winter 3) pull the bottle
@Ninjakiw1 Жыл бұрын
I think my favorite or least favorite given that it was against a player from my team was back in 2010, in a Champions league game between my club FC Copenhagen against Barcelona, when the Barca goalkeeper Victor Valdez jumped out of the penalty box foot first straight to the face of our then forward Dame N'doye and of course was only given a yellow.
@_Yep_Yep_4 жыл бұрын
3 seconds is blisteringly fast. He would cheat and be offsides a leg or two when the whistle blew, then off to the races. Id do the same when i played center striker to screw up the other side's 2nd touch after kickoff. Still...3 seconds of sprint and committing an egregious foul is something to marvel at.
@igorkopacynski89063 жыл бұрын
Just to show how tough female soccer players can be, Alex Morgan, one of the best soccer players in US, had her knee dislocated that she immediately fixed and kept playing.
@257joker3 жыл бұрын
Been binging Fact fiend for like 3 days...Didn't even know Mean Machine existed until I watched your Longest Yard video. Mean Machine is def the better version.
@randompearson16264 жыл бұрын
"Eurotrip? hey i almost seen that before"
@Relyx4 жыл бұрын
I still remember being at St. Andrews when Martin Taylor broke Eduardo's leg. That snap was so loud. It looked like Taylor was going in for the tackle at a decent time and then you just heard CRACK, followed by Eduardo's bone bulging out the side of his sock.
@michaelbooth28903 жыл бұрын
I once went to a Derby County match. The referee was so bad he was replaced at half time. Also if you want to find out about an example of a crooked referee, check out the match between South Korea and Italy in the 2002 world cup.
@nickfonte14604 жыл бұрын
The eurotrip part is one of the greatest in film
@jessicaable50954 жыл бұрын
Is anyone going to mention that role he had in Galavant? He had a song...at least in the soundtrack
@Not_W04 жыл бұрын
Man I wish they talked about Scott sterling that skit is fucking incredible
@favoritemustard35424 жыл бұрын
@ 11:40 Just 1 "Ph-Game," huh? hah
@MetelAdict4 жыл бұрын
On people diving, feels like wrestling. You’ve been worked brother.
@mrbushwookie60514 жыл бұрын
He is the juggernaut from x-men! That's where I knew him from
@feverXdream4 жыл бұрын
Bullet Tooth Tony, best character ever.
@shinetilly4 жыл бұрын
The best Vinnie Jones movie is “Survive Style 5+” No one ever knows what I’m talking about because it’s from Japan but damn that movie is amazing!!
@mario271714 жыл бұрын
What is your function in life?
@LG023803 жыл бұрын
I remember watching a FA Cup game with Mansfield Town and Stoke. Robert Huth literally karate kicked a Mansfield Player. Dont think he even got a yellow. 🤦♂️
@yugenheorte68284 жыл бұрын
Jorge Masvidal v Ben Asren ufc match that lasted seconds, there's a good story behind it, would make a good video
@tovekauppi16164 жыл бұрын
What about the player from the Netherlands who kicked one of the Spanish players in the chest during the finals of a world/cup or European championship a few years ago. He was somehow allowed to continue playing.
@aceofspoons83824 жыл бұрын
How on earth did you find a picture of Roy Keane smiling?? It's eerie
@SheerDrop4 жыл бұрын
Vinnie Jones is a fackin legend. Dying breed.
@mindlessmeat4055 Жыл бұрын
I know it isn't your guys football, but there was that american football superbowl game. I can't remember the exact year, like 2007, but the Seahawks were playing and the ref's kept calling the worst plays. It was awful.
@Lynsey173 жыл бұрын
Please do the hockey player who scored a goal with an opposing player's stick :) Or just a video about Patrick Roy or Sean Avery.
@ryunakama89264 жыл бұрын
another player that may be interesting to cover would be neil 'razor' ruddock(from that nickname you know he doesnt play nice) he once broke both andy coles legs in a single tackle...apparently he told the ref that cole dived...
@Bullwinkle4 жыл бұрын
I knew he was a badass in football but never knew the whole story this is amazing
@veerk34944 жыл бұрын
the worst injury in football ever has to be demba ba breaking his leg, literally in an instant he gains a second knee
@kickseja4 жыл бұрын
Hes sphynx in gone in 60 seconds and is badass
@Matthew-dy6gy4 жыл бұрын
No mention of Zidane's iconic headbutt against Materazzi?
@thorne97904 жыл бұрын
Fadango or in the following WC final when Nigel De Jong Kung Fu kicked Xabi Alonso in the chest and miraculously doesn’t get sent off
@skittles0744 жыл бұрын
Should've nutted him in the head, the tosser got up and scored after that if I remember right.
@nobody-pr7fg4 жыл бұрын
Fucking love Snatch, lock stock and two smoking barrels
@dfpguitar4 жыл бұрын
Vinnie recently lost his wife
@bonesdt44 жыл бұрын
Hahaha brilliant
@0xxlaura4 жыл бұрын
looovee eurotrip
@unpoppablebubble3 жыл бұрын
I think the same year that Reading v Watford game happened there was another goal in the same league that was given but never went in, I think it was Crystal Palace v Bristol City but my memory isn't too great
@derFridle4 жыл бұрын
A few days ago I learned about a guy called Lord playfair. What a damn sick name.
@stevenrodriguez37634 жыл бұрын
Now I need to find his cpr video just for company safety day training
@squidcaps43084 жыл бұрын
You do not start from opposite ends. You need to be on your side of the pitch, even a millimeter from the middle line will do. The circle in the center is also forbidden from the defense but it still only about 10 yards/meters distance.
@adam55804 жыл бұрын
You should do an episode on the hard knocks in AFL.
@sledgeandhishammer2534 жыл бұрын
It’s not soccer it’s football we’re not Americans
@internetguy6924 жыл бұрын
The word soccer is british
@danielrose75664 жыл бұрын
@@internetguy692 yea like a hundred years ago smartie
@chelseahulmston90564 жыл бұрын
He knows this. It's been explained before why they sometimes use american words for things. This is because most of their viewers are american.
@thebladevanguard14124 жыл бұрын
@@internetguy692 actually it originates from Norway as the term soccer derives from the old word socher meaning agile foot. The leader of the French resistance, Howard Green, adopted the word for his newly invented sport. After being captured by British soldiers, Howard requested that he be freed if he beat them in a 1v12 match of soccer. He lost and was sentenced to 120 hours of community service because of it. So you're wrong, learn the facts please
@internetguy6924 жыл бұрын
@@thebladevanguard1412 [citation needed]
@Lynsey173 жыл бұрын
Is there a reason why faking injury in football/soccer is so common when it's largely not done in other professional sports?
@alfiehaigh84124 жыл бұрын
You have the Roy keane/håland fact the wrong way round for half of it, it was keane that broke hålands leg and shouted abuse at håland
@ESCfromNome4 жыл бұрын
Awfully considerate of you lads to call it "Soccer" in this title...
@Hobbyblasphemist4 жыл бұрын
i suspect it had something to do with reaching a wider audience. Although perhaps calling it just football would've made for good North American clickbait to unsuspecting NFL fans.
@MegaDrunkViking4 жыл бұрын
A"soc(cer)"iation football.
@Altitudes4 жыл бұрын
Disappointed there was no mention of the strong rumours that Vinnie left United because Billy Whitehurst laid him out.
@kazghost4 жыл бұрын
Wait. . . so the juggernaut was a soccer player? 😂😂
@consolestick33714 жыл бұрын
That foul of Keane on haaland was one of the reasons his son didn't went to man united. That and him being a man city player
@ryiin4 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for the guy who contributed 50% of this conversation and you can't see him.
@thatbritishmodelguy4 жыл бұрын
I play at youth level, this guy snapped someone's spine and got a warning
@deanscantena5484 жыл бұрын
A ref called a foul from the other side of a high school/middle school basketball court
@bryceduncan9514 жыл бұрын
When I was in high school I was keeper and I intentionally close lined someone and broke there nose and got off without the whistle even getting blown
@warriorfromthevalley2 жыл бұрын
I have a proposition. For as long as the male players continue to put on Razzie Award winning performances with their injuries, their division shall be called Soccer. They can earn back the title of Football when they give Oscar worthy performances.
@freddier474 жыл бұрын
My favourite appearance is in arrow
@kurtisgonzales374 жыл бұрын
His next role was in SNATCH
@davidrutherford63114 жыл бұрын
I am thankful to soccer for giving us rugby.
@IamStrqngx4 жыл бұрын
When my fellow Brits call it "soccer". I'm literally dying
@vyke64684 жыл бұрын
I mean half of their views are American and we call it soccer
@IamStrqngx4 жыл бұрын
@Lord Raiden it's kind of not though
@jakevex41983 жыл бұрын
3 minutes in And already getting yelled at by my little sister the laughing too loud
@Altitudes4 жыл бұрын
Naah nah nah nah he's a Blade and he's a Blade
@aidanmagill67694 жыл бұрын
Fact Fiend? Contains no fact-checking apparently. Haaland played a few days later for his country and again in his club's next fixture. He did retire soon after due to a knee injury, his left knee.
@denisp84324 жыл бұрын
You should do a video in the player that got 3 yellow cards in one match
@alexhorn55774 жыл бұрын
no footage of the 3 second foul?
@CaitlinBloodyMary4 жыл бұрын
No mention of Big Dunc going to jail for a foul on the pitch?
@Sk8ingcasper124 жыл бұрын
Anyone know what that bagpipe song is called playing at 3:59 - 4:04?
@russelledwards0014 жыл бұрын
Football innit
@jonthorn89794 жыл бұрын
What do the rest of the world call American football? Rugby?
@azizanputra4 жыл бұрын
How about that time the ref gave 2yellowcard and 1 redcard and another yellow card to a player and he still on the field.