The Sopranos - Christopher Moltisanti shows up completely destroyed at Livia's wake

[@borko1990]

Discord server dedicated to The Sopranos: discord.com/invite/borko90

[@mac2857]

server? it's a glorified group chat

[@xboxmoonpartingty104]

That's the bosses nephew you're talking about Borko...

[@bionicle37]

The boss of this family

[@AktarusGoldrake-zb8fs]

A married man!

[@antonioppk_643]

@@AktarusGoldrake-zb8fswith kids!

[@salsa7880]

@@AktarusGoldrake-zb8fsWit a goomar!

[@CarmineLupertazziJr]

WITH A GOOMAH

[@miketranghese14]

“Mrs. Soprano may have passed but who’s to say there won’t be another Mrs. Soprano” Fuckin Walt Whitman ova here

[@user.--.]

@@miketranghese14 Charles Schwab over here...

[@riro7674]

​@@user.--.Ralph bunch over here

[@CarmineLupertazziJr]

⁠Took The air right out of my punchline asshole

[@CrashingWaves-dm6oi]

Gloria Trillo

[@mulehead126]

Oh listen to this, Woody Guthrie ovah here...

[@donvolio4089]

I love Adriana sitting there thinking to herself “I landed a genius” 😂😂😂

[@yanni2112]

a massive genius

[@paulgardner5079]

@@yanni2112 bold men make bold statements

[@mediocreman6323]

Just like the jokes drunks make you understand only if you're drunk also 😉

[@Thecult_Leader]

“ i must be loyle to my capo”

[@voiceofreason2674]

Chrissy was a stat padder with all his beat downs of Adriana she thought he was a beast but truth was he was nothing special

[@joeyoung6987]

My estimation of Christofuh as a drug addict just f*ckin' skyrocketed.

[@Hikmet.Hiki-Dulic]

He’s an emotional canopy, loves his cigarettes!

[@hpholland]

“His hair was in the toilet water… Disgusting”

[@jaycaldwell654]

@@hphollandI said my piece Chrissie

[@TheStopShort]

I turned around, Furio’s shootin laser beams from his eyes.

[@Victor512-m9m]

Carmella: "I happen to know you were thirsty at my mother-in-laws wake. You were licking your lips nonstop for 20 minutes, talking gibberish about soft drinks of choice."

[@starguy2718]

And a coconut slice.

[@smally809]

"I did-ent!"

[@JohnDoe-yq9rt]

Mommy!!

[@harryricochet8134]

This comment! 🤣🤣🤣

[@TonySopranosBurner]

Soft drinks of choice? Ovvaa heeehhr 👇🏻

[@wilmetteentwistle9242]

They say there's no two people on earth, exactly the same, no two faces, no two natural canopies

[@CarmineLupertazziJr]

OH, He’s a made man now, you can’t talk like that

[@Jmar1024]

@@wilmetteentwistle9242 what I'm sayin is.........

[@johncarapinha5600]

​@@Jmar1024It's impossible. Not even wit' computers.

[@MSJChem]

You could crawl under that natural canopy for warmth

[@donarthiazi2443]

So you nevah hoid of Jimmy Durante??

[@TheValhalla1989]

Imagine the heart break Carmella would have felt if she knew furio was high during the wake.

[@paulie-Gualtieri.]

Or animal Blundetto smoking weed at animal AJs confirmation

[@johncarapinha5600]

​@@paulie-Gualtieri.He could be self medicating, ya' know...

[@shriharihudli]

@@paulie-Gualtieri.AJ was an animal too? How much more betrayal can you take?

[@retroguy9494]

At her muddah in lawrs wake..........

[@MisterMcKinney]

How much more betrayal can she take?!

[@realkingofantarctica]

Christopher probably could've gotten a note from his doctor saying he did dent get high at Livia's wake.

[@CarmineLupertazziJr]

I bet it gets difficult when your taking it up ur shinebox

[@pattycakes_pattypie]

It was his blood pressure but he’s over that now

[@PhilLeotardoOfficial]

@@CarmineLupertazziJr Go home and get your shinebox.

[@RichieAprile20]

@@PhilLeotardoOfficialYou oughta know sweetie!

[@TD1021-]

Doctor Borko woulda definitely got Chrissy that note

[@pancrase3223]

Everytime I watch this scene, I cry laughing after he says "but do they know that for sure?" Everyone thinks he's going to say something deep and insightful, and it just devolves into madness until his brain short circuits.

[@xcalabur18]

😂

[@chrismemphis8062]

my favorite scene of all!

[@Jmar1024]

@@pancrase3223 it did-ent

[@notesscrotes4360]

I do the same thing when I'm high, I find a good point and lose it mid-sentence.

[@J61-y4h]

😂

[@dooop23]

Chrissy’s statement was very allegorical.

[@slapshot01j]

The sacred and the propane

[@johncarapinha5600]

He can add it to his long list of sub-species.

[@invisibot6]

Nearly as prescient as the atmosphere that surrounds versails.

[@jamesharris40001]

It even outshone Versailles

[@ArmyJames]

Nothing but gibberish.

[@John-Sacrimoni]

You know who loved wakes Joey Peeps

[@Billy-Leotardo47]

Whatever Happened there…

[@rareform6948]

@@Billy-Leotardo47sad when they go young like that

[@PatchesVillano]

​@rareform6948 How they GO?!

[@mattraspo9912]

40-years old…just a kid…

[@johncarapinha5600]

​@@mattraspo9912Me, I'm 39....I'm an old man.

[@jdghegan]

Under 500 views it’s a honor to be here among men !

[@user-tn8cu2nv6y]

Especially after recent humiliations

[@johncarapinha5600]

You ever play cornhole?

[@lean.2366]

Eat a breadstick.

[@JustSam_96]

You know the wine makes you emotional

[@starguy2718]

Furio: "Stupida facking coke party!"

[@Hikmet.Hiki-Dulic]

“You gotta bee on your coke!”

[@harryricochet8134]

@@Hikmet.Hiki-Dulic 🤣🤣🤣

[@harryricochet8134]

🤣🤣🤣

[@retroguy9494]

I didn't know that mista Williams did coke!

[@flyurs1675]

Give me 1000 dollars

[@JohnDoe-od7ye]

My mudda’s wake…whatever happened dere.

[@user.--.]

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE!?!!!!

[@Fleig.]

@@user.--. the snorting

[@user.--.]

@Fleig. I'll tell you what happened there. This piece a shit snorted the entire 8 ball without even the slightest provocation

[@CarmineLupertazziJr]

@@Fleig.God rest his nose🙏

[@0doylerules]

THIS PIECE A SHIT’S NEPHEW TOOK SIX RIPS OF A BONG WITHOUT ANY PROVOCATION WHATSOEVER!!!!

[@SingerDinger]

I hear Borko uploaded another; for that we can be grateful

[@jarvisbastian9814]

That natural canopy made a damn fool of itself at Tony's mudder's wake.

[@johncarapinha5600]

Well, at least he can smoke a cigarette in the rain. What can you do, Ichabah Crane?

[@nickstone1587]

Jeshushcwisht

[@connorjohn2752]

Chris is right, he looks like a guy who got shot in Godfellas.

[@AshMorton]

And don’t forget Gino and Vito- practically twins

[@varsityathlete0]

Your bartender Spider, whatever happened there...

[@johncarapinha5600]

​@@varsityathlete0I'll tell ya' what happened there....he couldn't dance.

[@MSJChem]

I thought you said you’re alright Chrissy

[@BM-wh5qk]

@@connorjohn2752 Spider was dumber than Chris but had a better work ethic.

[@hoopsheavenpa]

A Borko upload during the dinner hour here on the east coast is worth more than a gallon of gold.

[@JohnDoe-od7ye]

I wonder where Harpo is having his dinner tonight.

[@artvandelay837]

@@JohnDoe-od7ye gravy's good tonight

[@johncarapinha5600]

​@@artvandelay837You should try some of the lovely gravy Janice whipped up.

[@artvandelay837]

@@johncarapinha5600 the sides alone cost $40!!

[@FrankF1965]

You know who loved Livia Soprano? Joey Peeps

[@kylesmith9439]

That's Pepperelli. It's a God Damn nickname.

[@rareform6948]

@@kylesmith9439we gotta redo it, Fuckin dyslexic

[@kcmule]

@@kylesmith9439 they're gonna redo it

[@johncarapinha5600]

Who was Joey Peeps? Choir boy, Stevie Wonder impersonator, lover of golf. He was clipped by that animal...I can't even say his name.

[@Hikmet.Hiki-Dulic]

@@johncarapinha5600That Animal, he even clipped a 47 year old child!

[@Recovery305]

That natural canopy made for quite the suction device for recreational substances

[@johncarapinha5600]

Chrissy could've got a scholarship wit' dat canopy.

[@shriharihudli]

He sure chalked it good with that blow.

[@MrVeety]

Silvio’s facial expressions at 2:21. He was the only one thinking “Chrissy’s onto something here….”

[@bigbucks1594]

Chris then goes and starts Webistics. The company was gonna analyze everyone to look for matches

[@Hikmet.Hiki-Dulic]

Pokeyman cards!

[@johncarapinha5600]

FOR WAHT?!?! It's gotta three year float, the competitions robust, its technology is two years behind!

[@jarvisbastian9814]

The song playing in the background when Chrissy, Ade and Furio were getting high before the wake is the B side for Up In Da Club

[@5wheels178]

for real?

[@Captain_Willard]

Oh yea last year u believed that flying saucer over east Rutherford!

[@nunyabusiness7056]

​​@@Captain_Willard I'm not gonna tell you again 😡!

[@Lawlietho]

Down In Da Club.

[@wladeklada9979]

Omg this is turning into some funny ass community

[@HYPERI0N.]

Fear knocked at the door, Borko answered, there was no one there.

[@johncarapinha5600]

Sun Tazoo ova here...

[@littlekingtrashmouth9219]

Borko is the one who knocks!

[@shriharihudli]

@@littlekingtrashmouth9219 Walter White ova here.

[@MarkyD1967]

A word to the wise. Remember Pearl Harbor!

[@DCI-Frank-Burnside]

Oh. Did Fear run off then?

[@keanupejman5127]

Young and High and tall and big Canopy ♪

[@riro7674]

Tell carmella I am personally upset

[@johncarapinha5600]

​@@riro7674You hear about 'pork chop' ova there in Jersey? He lost his mudda. Pshhhh, farmers....

[@whitecheddar4458]

Chrissy and Furio…the most powerful nasal passages in northern Jersey

[@vasvas8914]

I'm surprised they left coke for Ade

[@hoodiestimbs2783]

rubenesque

[@retroguy9494]

@@hoodiestimbs2783 He never asked her to lose weight for him.

[@ricdintino9502]

I DID-DENT!

[@RockyScorcese]

This!!!

[@nickstone1587]

@stevenrivers8386 it's the scene when Tony pops round to Ralph's for a friendly chat only to find that someone has tragically murdered him.

[@Y_hass]

Thank you Mr. Moltisanti, junior, sir...

[@njnature]

The Minister of Propanganda endorsed Chrissy's speech.

[@artvandelay837]

i was stationed in nova scotia

[@johncarapinha5600]

BOOLSH!T!!!

[@mrgreen4688]

I wish they did more with Dominic. He was my favorite character. Never heard another word about that pork loins

[@johncarapinha5600]

Yeah, but that's not why he's there. He's there to talk about Chrissy's allegorical problem.

[@mantis-mike5882]

Little known funeral fact- Uncle Phil did 20 years in the can.

[@paulgardner5079]

even with computers

[@pennystocklocks]

0:33 Very poor choice of words

[@artvandelay837]

very bad boys

[@ezekielreyes1923]

😂

[@melker-nn4md]

“Let me school you on domestic violence, ok?”

[@johncarapinha5600]

She's usually very allegorical.

[@shriharihudli]

The Joker ova here.

[@insertclevername4123]

"My mother's wake...Jesus Christ. How could you? She was a saint!"

[@johnhanna6887]

Livia loved Christopher like a son..he put up her storm windows one year

[@John-Sacrimoni]

In the Museum of noses, there goes the frickin' natural canopy

[@PaulieWalnutsGualtieri]

Send Carmine my love.

[@Hikmet.Hiki-Dulic]

@@PaulieWalnutsGualtieri He asks about you Paulie❤️

[@cletus2941]

@@PaulieWalnutsGualtieri that trolley that ran over your father, was it chalked....hehehehe

[@PaulieWalnutsGualtieri]

@@Hikmet.Hiki-Dulic If there’s ever anything I can do… anything. He shouldn’t hesitate 😌

[@PaulieWalnutsGualtieri]

@@cletus2941 MADONE! You betta watch it kid!

[@TC8787-yq7og]

That's a Capo right there

[@austinjimenez1699]

Tony loved his mother like a mother in law

[@otstent985]

She tried to kill him 😭

[@कनलदअ_गनगयव]

@@otstent985she was a saint!

[@mandersj]

Janice: Does anyone else having anything they would like to share? Fat Dom: You know they found a handkerchief with juniors lipstik in Livia's pocket.......I'm just breaking balls.

[@johncarapinha5600]

What'd they find up your mudda's €♤N✝️?

[@ghostshrimp91]

LOL at Tony's fake outrage. He obviously hated his mudda.

[@urban7514]

A Bong? It’s F*** nickname his family name is Bongarelli!

[@zachhagan6239]

Borko, Get these viewers a veal parm upload!

[@MarkyD1967]

And hurry the f’ up about it…

[@paddyoak1]

You got a bad memory, Borko.

[@Despond]

@@MarkyD1967 Hey don't you talk to Borko like that... I'll step up.

[@MegaALEXLOUIS]

Gibberish Moltisanti was my favourite character

[@dioc60]

His 4D analysis was too advanced and complicated for anyone to understand immediately. Need to think about it for a day or two, then youll get it 👍

[@johncarapinha5600]

In his thoughts he uses the technique of positive visualization.

[@DLKentarou]

1:46 The Gino/Vito situation as predicted by Nostradamus.

[@dissaver]

Even with computers!

[@Chase-gw6mf]

Janice must have also been wasted like Chrissy to think Tony ever had varsity letters

[@JosephDistio]

Tbh never thought of that

[@MB-fo2sk]

HE LETTERED IN FOOTBALL!

[@Chase-gw6mf]

@@MB-fo2sk he nevah played college ball.

[@dan7027]

This scene inspired me to always show up to wakes high and drunk, it takes the edge off and makes it less boring

[@johncarapinha5600]

Every little bit helps. Anything to get through these events.

[@downtownford2]

One thing I just noticed - Chrissy's outfit changes! When he's doing drugs he's wearing a black shirt and lavender tie; at the Tony's house he's wearing a red shirt and red tie.

[@johncarapinha5600]

Very allegorical. The sacred AND the propane.

[@antares____]

He was a saint...

[@retroguy9494]

I guess the Lord took her now.....

[@adamgoodell5805]

Furio was eager to hit that bong!

[@Jmar1024]

What a stagmire

[@shriharihudli]

Highs, counter highs. How did it get to this?

[@PhilLeotardosGhost]

Stop asking how long I did in the Can! Even if I knew I'd say I did TWENTY FVCKIN' YEARS!

[@Billy-Leotardo47]

Phil you know the Bong makes you emotional…

[@bigalthecrusher]

Don't do it to yourself, Phil

[@patrickdunne7957]

Have a bong hit, Phil.

[@PhilLeotardoOfficial]

Twenty years in the can, I already told the glorified crew how many years I did in the can. I compromised and continued telling everyone I did twenty years in the can.

[@PhilLeotardosGhost]

@@Billy-Leotardo47 Because I've got an empty fvckin' joint paper dispenser!

[@billbixby557]

2:48 the look, the posture...a true gut busting laughter moment...allegedly.

[@johncarapinha5600]

....probably.

[@alexsm3882]

I dunno. Fuckin' slander ask me

[@Bugster987]

Carmine jnr could only dream of making such a profound speech as Christofuh.

[@brenthenshaw3585]

The best part of Livia's wake is when Hugh goes off!

[@xcalabur18]

Agreed.

[@DGNYY27]

Aw Bullshit! We suffered for years under the yoke of that Borko! I don’t know how many god damned surprise jubilees of mine he ruined!

[@hrhbettylivingstoned]

Oh, poor Hugh!

[@ChicagoIrishman]

"...you were eating gabbagol at my mother-in-law's wake." "You were eating gabbagol without me?" "Jesus Christ."

[@keanupejman5127]

Favorite memory? I wonder what Harpo's favorite memory about Ma is.

[@aheroictaxidriver3180]

Mon cherie! Je t'aime!

[@shriharihudli]

Sacre bleu! Where is me memory?

[@PrinceIsot]

Barbara is one of my favorite characters. She just uses logic every damn time 😂

[@DistantLights]

Always thought she was one of the smartest characters on the show because she knew to stay far away

[@Despond]

@@DistantLights Hottest too.

[@WodyHG]

My mudda's wake...

[@shriharihudli]

Jesus Christ…

[@alessandrocolumbu]

The impeccable acting skills of this man are beyond words. A true artist.

[@johncarapinha5600]

That canopy alone should've won an Emmy.

[@James_Price79]

Hello Borko 🤓 I’m always here, still loving your work as always 🤓🥩🥂

[@TheRealForgetfulElephant]

This scene is such a realistic example of someone drugged out of their mind

[@AdamZimmerman-c6i]

Reminds me of when I showed up to a family Xmas party after eating a pot brownie 😂

[@davidsmyth4184]

His house looked like shit

[@cybermandan1960]

Ever think it's weird how Lou Gherig died of Lou Gherig's disease?

[@bigalthecrusher]

You gonna tell that stupida freakin' joke every time?

[@cybermandan1960]

@@bigalthecrusher iI know... it's just so fkn morbid in here

[@ZeljkoKvebek]

This guy is more creative than Charles Schwab

[@TheMaciejjy]

Is there anyone else than Borko who uploads Sopranos videos so frequently? Obviously it's not possible...even with computers.

[@KenSiefert]

Total debacle….

[@richardeicholtz4868]

That was Chris's greatest scene period.

[@jamesharris40001]

It Was-Ent

[@TreeckoGBC]

He did ent get high, he was just an emotional man. He loved Mrs. Soprano

[@JakeG]

He loved Mrs. Soprano so much that he believed another one could be out there somewhere

[@shriharihudli]

He loved her like a mudda-in-law.

[@aheroictaxidriver3180]

Chrissy's nose was his downfall.

[@rhysgallagher7907]

whose to say there won't be another Borko, maybe not with the Sopranos clips and Telenovela's but the same, what i'm saying is ....

[@johncarapinha5600]

That's impossible even in Serbia.

[@jamesharris40001]

Thanks Gallagher

[@BLUEPELICAN234]

Borko, we kick it up to you, can we possibly get treated to Tony’s hard “work” at barrone sanitation? His hard working days drawing fishies? He gave years of his life to that company!

[@livethegimmick24-7]

He was the best march madness pool creator ever. Mr. Barone was truly touched by Tony's commitment to the brackets.

[@reichjef]

My all time favorite scene.

[@publiusnaso9473]

Smoking weed at a wake? Very allegorical, the sacred and the propane.

[@harryricochet8134]

I saw that on Law & Order SUV

[@johncarapinha5600]

​@@harryricochet8134Me, too, I thought it was boolsh!t.

[@pakijetli]

Furio and Chris could snort the entirety of Colombia

[@thornmountain8129]

You know, that night... ...a tree limb came in through the car window... ...completely destroyed the baby seat. 🌲🌲🌲🌲

[@butchcoolidge94]

The tree limb jumped through the windshield, Chrissy had a right to protect himself!

[@johncarapinha5600]

​@@butchcoolidge94🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thedowntownmovielounge]

“Mrs. Soprano may have passed but who’s to say I won't be more affective as a leader. And I will be. Even more so. But until I am, it will be hard to verify there won't be another Mrs. Soprano." -Little Carmine

[@briangreen1781]

He should have stuck with the Lou Gehrig joke instead of trying new material and explaining the multiverse like a dentist on ether.

[@IAmNumber4000]

Best part of the wake 😂

[@AshMorton]

Up in the club!

[@AR-hw9zi]

No two shineboxes alike

[@CaptainBloodRaven]

The way Adriana looks proudly at Chrissy talking complete bullshit. Poor girl deserved better.

[@K3end0]

I love how Borko has been integrated into the Soprano comments lexicon. I swear i see him mentioned under vids he didnt even upload.

[@HumanBeing-zh1rf]

Tony: "You got any blow??" Furio: "There are worse things that can happen to a person than cocaine."

[@Tharsis_]

0:22 I love how this is supposed to be a scene of a bunch of avid drug users but none of them can even properly smoke weed out of a bong. They're clearly using a bong that has a slide carb but Chris just milks the bong up, doesn't clear the slide, and the 3 pass around this stale hit and take little puffs of it while still continuing not to clear the slide. Anyone who actually smokes weed will cringe while watching this scene but it obviously doesn't matter since the show is so fucking good lol.

[@Dragon164z]

In my mind I use the technique of pretending I’m sober

[@Firstnamelastname12387]

I mean the man did have a point

[@trenttrip6205]

Never noticed how Chrissy takes like a tenth of a hit of weed before 😂

[@MrAledro84]

They say there is no 2 sopranos uploaders on youtube exactly the same, no 2 uploads per week, no 2 telenovelas - but did they know that for sure? Cause they would have to get everybody in one huge server and obviously that is not possible even with computers. Not only that, they'd have to get all the videos ever uploaded not just the ones copyright struck so, they got no proof. We got nothing. Borko's uploads may have been watched but who is to say there isn't another Sopranos uploader just like Borko or will be. Maybe not with the same live streamings and discord accounts. But, what I'm saying is...😐

[@capablemachine]

Chris, you know the bong makes you emotional.

[@copeland7225]

Chrissy coming up with Schrödingers Soprano over here

[@rong.2494]

tony: jeshush christ my mother's wake furio: 😶

[@d0ublestr0ker0ll]

One wake, I came in and you had you had your head halfway in the toilet. Disgusting.

[@MSJChem]

One day I came in and you had your natural canopy in the toilet water, disgusting.

[@Hikmet.Hiki-Dulic]

Ohh! Cwistaphuh had the flu that day!

[@MSJChem]

@@Hikmet.Hiki-Dulic I've said my piece

[@derkwest]

That's not how you smoke a bong

[@ryanreid2642]

2:16 Hugh giving Chrissy the Manson Lamps

[@aheroictaxidriver3180]

Very observant; the sacred and the propane.

[@oscarnieves9937]

Those hams from Stew Leonard’s…it’s sad when they go like that

[@johncarapinha5600]

WHEN THEY GO?!?! It was Dominic! Inebriated off that smack he was injecting!!!

[@axxa5000]

The "thank you, Chris" always gets me 😂

[@Richard-yd1ws]

I just loved this when I first saw it. Funniest thing I’d seen in ages. Brilliant script Janice on peak form

[@WunderChancellor]

The best part is actually AJ's expression at 2:50 going "We can't have him at our social club no more".