The Sopranos - Paulie vs Ralph

[@borko1990]

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[@RAYcarl212]

The F#ckN Eyebrows....I cant stand him😅 not me🤷🏾‍♂️Christophers words😅

[@sole__doubt]

This one might be the best one you did. Such a classic rivalry.

[@AndriyValdensius-wi8gw]

Paulie : You're late. Ralph : Tomorrow I'll be on time. But you'll be stupid forever. I'm sure that's inspired by Winston Churchill, a notorious imbiber. Lady : You're drunk, Mr Churchill. Churchill : Madam, tomorrow I will be sober. But you'll always be ugly.

[@maxparkinson]

“I’ll be on time tomorrow, but you’ll be stupid forever.” The wit on this show was great.

[@telamb9]

That was great fucking Joe pantialano

[@blackhairedgoon8218]

It's based from a real Churchill quote "Lady, in the morning I'll be sober , but you will still be ugly"

[@castortroy7704]

@Ryan Guidry Ralphie was a made man and the Dimeo Family's top earner so Paulie would've been the one to get whacked. In a straight up fist fight with no weapons Paulie might beat Ralph's ass but Ralphie would still put up a damn good fight. Guy was batshit. If Ralphie fought dirty as he did with Tony Ralphie would kick Paulie's ass. It'd be one helluva brawl.

[@JP-kk5vw]

One things for sure. Paulie would take one to the nuts!

[@conor-_C]

Using that next time I'm late for work

[@0mnicide]

Furio slipping on that ice and cursing in Italian is way funnier than it should be..

[@joshuajarod1909]

His final yelp before the scene cuts especially.

[@AirBuddDwyer]

*In Neapolitan

[@JasonJones-ty1xb]

He's not used to ice being from Italy.

[@2UNIEK]

@@JasonJones-ty1xb It snows in Italy

[@JasonJones-ty1xb]

@@2UNIEK Then melts right away. Heck, even in England and Ireland it snows then melts fairly quickly. Western European winters are way more mild than Northern North American winters.

[@excellenceinrecycling4093]

“Speak !” The most Johnny Sack way to answer the phone

[@excellenceinrecycling4093]

Michael Mathers he’s a class act that Johnny Sack

[@uuuultra]

.....I tried it but people just say "huh?" or "hello?"

[@neilgerace355]

"Start talkin'! It's your nickel!" Bugs Bunny

[@Dr.YehudaBenNachmanFriedburg]

I always say that to telemarketers

[@usedcondom8481]

okay operator

[@FOWLR4NOW]

Enraged Paulie always looks like an angry muppet

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

Watch it, Chrissy

[@miaouew]

lol he does

[@marcojimenez9327]

He was on sesame street

[@mikefloyd3152]

He actually did a skit on sesame street with Steve. It's pretty funny

[@joeyjo-joshabadu9636]

Paulie looks like a 6 foot dwarf.

[@cristiangallardo6629]

Ohhhhhhhh I just realized why Pauli’s told Johnny Sac about the joke about Ginny!! Because Ralph Finessed him out of $38K !! Wowwww

[@andarindieme6201]

Oh shit

[@Agent1W]

Which was Tony's call. I'm not sure the $38k was worth getting two made guys killed, one of them a boss.

[@excellenceinrecycling4093]

Jimmy Olsen ova heer

[@amadoutounkara3710]

Yea I had to rewatch cuz i forgot why they had beef 😂😂

[@greengold6705]

What boss got killed for the Jenny sack joke

[@DomozoveoGZ]

Paulie was the cause of like 60% of the problems in this show...

[@yourmomshouse6984]

And I still loved him lol

[@jerrysashYT]

95%

[@deadbeat9708]

It was more of paulie trying to be old school, and being told no by a mental midget 30 years younger than him

[@deadbeat9708]

@Big Daddy let’s not forget tony killed Ralph and was willing to blame it on New York. The only real problem paulie started was with the Russian

[@CaptainTrips560]

Chris, Paulie, and the two of them together caused *at least* 2/3 of the show’s problems, either directly or indirectly. I’d say Blundetto & Tony himself probably deserve at least 10% each

[@fernybern]

Ralph was one of the worst slimeballs on a TV series but that prank call was golden

[@andrewmoran6550]

Matrix too

[@DMalltheway]

Same in Momento

[@skibooski6884]

He was the funniest for sure

[@MrAs2114eva]

He's in my top 5 for great characters on the show

[@austinbast9692]

Nah Paulie is a snake if anyone, all Ralph did was talk shit and make money

[@nikobellic2515]

3:11 “I can’t believe this!” “Why not? Last year you believed that flying saucer was over East Rutherford.” 😭😭😭 My absolute favorite Ralphie line

[@SlavaAzov23]

😭😭😭😭

[@benjaminperez7328]

Joey Pants is a funny guy.

[@devdev11999]

​@@benjaminperez7328Funny how?

[@rollinstoned840]

T like a dad with his kids "I'm not gonna tell you again!"

[@MrSpotface]

same because i grew up in east rutherford lmao

[@Sankrityayan07]

"Nobody's killin' anybody!" 5 mins later Tony is beating Ralphie to death. :D

[@alekshukhevych2644]

@@sWrd_MasterTony even said that who ever did this gets a pass. "The guy was a piece of shit".

[@castortroy7704]

Tony had enough. Ralph battered a pregnant twenty-year-old girl his own daughter's age and her unborn child to death with his bare hands. It's never made 100 percent clear if Ralphie burned down the horse stables but he still had it coming.

[@johnantonescu5096]

Kinda true when people say Tony was a selfish sociopath. He only cares when people's money are green to him. Anything else to his crew are in the back of his mind

[@TheSSimoSS]

@@sWrd_Master "guy was a piece of shit"

[@uuuultra]

.......actually it was the next season

[@SuperBigD19]

“ you know guys like Paulie never kick up their full percent “ I always wondered if that influences Tony’s decision at the sit down...

[@sebc3546]

I think this was about the retirement home that cost a fortune and Tony wanted to make it rougher for Paulie to come up with the dough for it for his ma. There was a scene where paulie said to tony "I'm gonna put my ma in the retirement home u recommended" and Tony was like "I never recommended it" and seemed slightly upset by it

[@wq198mnr]

Tephlon Don nope tony was gonna rule in paulies favor because he hated Ralph but paulie brought up the nursing home (ITS A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY) and it pissed Tony off so he fucked paulie over. Then paulie fucked Tony over by telling john what ralphie joked about Ginny

[@legiohistoria6078]

@Fernando Aispuro Paulie was right to act like that with Christopher, first week as a made guy this dumb Christopher wasn't capable to come with the cash.

[@legiohistoria6078]

@@sebc3546 Yes it was probably because Paulie talked about the retirement home. Tony understood that the money Paulie asked for, was because he put his mom in such a pricey retirement home. It's not for Ralph to pay on his end the retirement home of Paulie's mom ah ah.

[@scarface7142]

Paulie the worst for kick up Ralph Kicks up 10 times more then Paulie

[@KnaveADV]

3:00 the thought of Little Paulie waiting outside in 11 degree weather for a car always cracks me up

[@ieatmice751]

Fuckin 11 degree wevva

[@kevin7775able]

Even gets called an asshole for it 😆

[@Celebrimbor_LIVES]

"Idc if he's got 100 kids in the ICU with arrows in their heads" 😂😂

[@Celebrimbor_LIVES]

@@MontanaSageofficial pauly was definitely the funniest wise guy on the show. Idc how many time I watch the scene with him when he goes to see a medium and it doesn't go so well... and then he goes to see the priest at his church saying he should've been protected against "witchcraft" due to the thick envelope he gives the church every year😂

[@brianmalone55]

I may or may not have used this line in my lifetime.

[@AnAbsurdExistence]

always with the scenarios

[@MisterMcKinney]

Whatever happened there?

[@cristiangallardo6629]

“That party was the only time I mentioned Shamos fat ass” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wesleyhempoli5548]

Shamu's*

[@matthewriley7826]

Just shows Ralph doesn’t learn from his mistakes.

[@SandraMendez-pz6ys]

U think is funny?

[@Promark1980]

"Oh!"

[@DemoniakalMk]

Shamu...SHAMU!

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

I love how she doesn't ask why she's getting a call about her son who's 60 years old

[@CuriousLobster41]

Right lmfaoo

[@hughmcnamara1790]

60 years old he was just a kid

[@_Daniel_Plainview]

Well she probably didnt think it could be a prank call. And it probably wasnt the only time she was called from police department because of all the messes paulie was in as a young man. Also she probably has early stage dementia or something

[@CaptainTrips560]

This is how elderly people fall for financial scams

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

​@@CaptainTrips560that's actually a serious point

[@BigCheech-wy9os]

“”Why Not? Last Year You Believe That Flying Saucer Was Over East Rutherford””... LMAO

[@charlescarter4608]

@bittercottoncandy lol he was tho

[@BarstoolBlues33]

@bittercottoncandy Haha, perfect.

[@revenone1077]

I've seen this scene a hundred times and that still makes me laugh

[@uuuultra]

Capitalize every word

[@FrostedSeagull]

@@revenone1077 ha ha ha 😂

[@GeddyRC]

“…a gerbil, ma’am” the fact that he clarifies the type of small rodent kills me every time.

[@Laura-oe2dl]

was that not a reference to Richard Gere?

[@Crouchback]

@@Laura-oe2dl nope

[@RougeMaster]

​@@Laura-oe2dl South Park

[@RougeMaster]

​@@Crouchbackthen to who?

[@logice350]

Paulie: “you’re late “ Ralph : “Well, tomorrow I can be on time, but you’ll be stupid forever”

[@castortroy7704]

Lmfao

[@jonathan.legend]

I laughed way too hard at this

[@kemmybelleuwu]

😂😂😂

[@markhouse256]

Million dollar roast!

[@Byrdstar6423-un3me]

I dare someone to say that to their teacher

[@smellsuperb1]

I love how ralphie is upset about losing sleep over a situation he caused 😅

[@matthewriley7826]

And acts bewildered when people react negatively to him being an unapologetic a-hole.

[@christopher.saint.christopher]

I always thought it was funny that Furio was a coldblooded tough guy, but he always screamed when he got hurt.

[@merkins87]

All acting aside, that's typical of most people, regardless of size

[@JasonJones-ty1xb]

I remember reading in a medical text book "Irish and English people are more likely to be reserved about their pain, whereas Jewish and Italian people are very expressive and vocal about their pain."

[@christopher.saint.christopher]

@@JasonJones-ty1xb 😄 How old was that textbook? To be fair, Mediterraneans (and Latinos) seem to be more expressive in all states of feeling. I don't know about Jews, I guess I haven't met enough of them.

[@unclepeter4284]

Italians used to be dramatic 😅

[@juannaym8488]

@@christopher.saint.christopher Mediterraneans and all southern Europeans. My parents are Serbian and God forbid they scrap their knee on something, they'll scream like it's bloody murder

[@secondcomingofbast9908]

I love how it was all Tony could do to not bust out laughing over Ralph's prank calk to Nucci.

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

Feline goddess Bastet. Very nice.

[@mike47734]

Tony?

[@secondcomingofbast9908]

@@mike47734 Tony says "Well that was deplorable" but you could tell he had to force himself not to laugh.

[@mike47734]

@@secondcomingofbast9908 no that was about the Johnny Sack joke.

[@secondcomingofbast9908]

@@mike47734 He did that over both of them.

[@Captainjack010]

They left him waiting outside like an a**hole, fkin 11 degree weather..... cant stop laughing.

[@natemcguire8194]

Me too😂

[@shriharihudli]

He was standing out there with nothing but his cock in his hands!

[@grinchoi1]

You can tell Tony's trying hard not to laugh when Paulie is talking about Ralph pranking his mom 😆

[@Absolutely_puck_fakestine]

That's not his mom 😉

[@HandlerMan133]

Aunt*

[@MIK23458]

Nervous bowel syndrome. 😂

[@sbakernyc5761]

Johnny Sack answering the phone is so great... "SPEAK..."

[@tay2229]

When he's making the call to Paulie's mom, I love how Ralphie is acting as if Paulie's mom is in the room, with his body language and so on. He really got into the role for that joke.

[@wastedShaman]

That's not what he is doing. 😂 Hes pkaying it up for him crew in the room.

[@kebokev7519]

He's a good actoe

[@jjones9822]

I like how Paulie’s mom has the Clapper. Typical Nucci. You gotta love the little things on this show.

[@funguy29]

Ralphie was brilliant but twisted.

[@uuuultra]

He tried to screw over Neo and Morpheus too

[@stentor9640]

100 subs without a video he also tried to kill the goonies

[@funguy29]

@Matt Voyer Ralphie cracked that mystery too

[@DMalltheway]

Same in Momento

[@andrewfusco8580]

He was a nasty little prick, but often a hilarious one. That's why I never understood all the hate he got from the critics.

[@MaloneMantooth]

Lol.....Tony had to deal with so much bullshit running this crew.

[@jdgustofwinddance.7748]

glorified crew.

[@alanross2482]

This scene just goes to show the sense of entitlement Paulie had. Dude was straight up unprofessional

[@olofacosta3192]

​@@alanross2482 for being the most senior officer of the crew,Paulie was ironically the dumbest

[@alanross2482]

@@olofacosta3192 maybe but he was also as shifty as Shithouse rat. Then again they all are

[@Feanor916]

Jersey? Come on huh?

[@xxczerxx]

Two absolute classic Ralphie moments: 1. Insulting Paulie with the flying saucer comment RIGHT after Paulie got fucked out of the money he was owed 2. Ralphie saying Vito's brother wasn't too bright to begin when Vito says he's probably got brain damage The absolute audacity of those two moments always cracks me up

[@DavidM-mb1vx]

Also with Vito’s brother in the hospital. “Don’t say anything to the cops” Vito: ‘I know how to keep my mouth shut” Ralphie: “unless there’s a salami sandwich around”

[@oclarke31]

Cmon a little fuckin levity, it’s a tense situation 😂😂😂

[@davidcox3076]

The prank phone call gets me every time. And the gerbil was the icing on the cake.

[@Richard-fv7rq]

'Alligator tears' - Paulie was hilarious

[@chisicilian]

Little carmine refers to them as allegorical tears

[@alexeykaplin5979]

@@chisicilianvery allegorical tears

[@StereoMonolith1]

​@@chisicilian 😂

[@Razoredge581]

The actual phrase is "Crocodile Tears," Paulie likely mixed them up or it's a Paulie-ism

[@Blackoah]

lol I didn’t catch that. And I’ve watched the show like 4 times

[@slydEvil35]

Silvio getting angry at furio falling never fails to make me laugh.

[@ZenzDeluxe]

What? He's cursing because he is shocked / doesn't like what he saw, but he's not angry at Furio lol. "Son of a bitch", especially for Italians in some contexts can be exactly the same as "fuck" or "shit", like in a moment of surprise or discomfort. He's not literally cursing directly at Furio.

[@twofiveb]

Classic. I love how Ralphie says he’s detective “Mike Hunt” … 😆🤣😂

[@stupendous1068]

He could have also have said Mike Hock.

[@robbygaume600]

My favorite part is when he ends the call because he can't hold back his laughter anymore.

[@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid]

"Mike Hunt Beaverfold" He squeezed two jokes in there. 👍

[@dielaughing73]

Detective Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls PD

[@datpiff2000]

1:26 The way Paulie drops his jaw is classic. lol RIP Tony

[@mikeyjdoogan2805]

Mike hunt of the beavers town police dept. Ralphie was my favorite character

[@johnq.public4455]

Beaver Falls

[@danski6694]

If Furio didnt slip and fall on the ice, the New York war may have never happened!

[@Mattraction513]

Exactly Phil saw that as a sign of weakness

[@O15Omnicron]

@@Mattraction513 That fucking klutz Giunta, I can't even say his name....

[@ultimate0706]

@@O15Omnicron Don't do it to yourself Don

[@jimreily7538]

He graduated from slip and fall school

[@shriharihudli]

@@jimreily7538He must’ve been the top of his fckin’ class.

[@omerbrooklyn8716]

“On my old man’s grave” he never met his father! Lol

[@mrxy4481]

He got run over by a trolley

[@dmalak4509]

Well to be fair at this point of the show Paulie believes his uncle is his actual father.

[@DAKINS896]

@@dmalak4509 yea that was probably the worst part about it for paulie. your mom is your aunt or aunt is mom they are sisters to begin with but to realize the guy you thought was your father was just a guy that married your aunt?

[@christopher.saint.christopher]

Dr. Faggo was alive, last we saw.

[@pencilmusem]

@@MUFFINHEAD1985 *Russ

[@innertubez]

Vito laughed so heartily at the gay jokes. LOL

[@foodank_atr817]

Furio wasn't aware of the ice because he's from the southern part of Italy... Also, it's no surprise Ralphie knows about that sexual deviance statute...

[@CuriousLobster41]

What do u mean

[@foodank_atr817]

@@CuriousLobster41 a joke about southern Italy never frezing referencing Furios place of origin.. The 2nd is because Ralph is a sexual deviant, so he'd be aware of the sexual deviancy laws to better avoid and circumvent those laws

[@threegenders201]

@@CuriousLobster41 Southern Italians ain't never seen ice, the North confiscated all of it

[@JasonJones-ty1xb]

I hate da Nort!

[@TimmyMcGowan]

@@JasonJones-ty1xblmao Google actually translates your comment correctly. I guess angry Furio is actually it’s own language

[@nostalgiajim]

3:18 "Why not....last year you believed that flying saucer was over East Rutherford"

[@dfensy1]

This is what I just figured out about Paulie. He was involved in several money heists in the show. Most of the other guys have some sort of legit business of their own (Sil with the strip joint; Pussy with the car shop), but Pauile gets his money from no-show jobs, gambling, loan-sharking, etc., and still has the balls to pull risky jobs like heist (at his age). Say what you will about him, but Paule was one of the few old fashion wiseguys.

[@colorcombinations7387]

I don't think it's a question of being old school, Carmine is the epitome of an old school mafioso in the show and is all business. I think Paulie just lacks the intellectual capacity to run an organized racket. These small jobs (like literally stealing from an old lady or extorting a landscaper) either earned him peanuts and/or were just a short term cash boost. Ultimately this approach greatly diminished his stature in the organization due to the small envelopes he kicked up, which is largely where his constant insecurity and double dealing came from (one of the main factors to being down the Soprano family). He's like the old boomer dinosaur at the office who holds the company back but sucks up to the boss and relies on his seniority.

[@jimreily7538]

​@@colorcombinations7387John Gotti was almost exclusively a heist and loan shark guy like Paulie until he took out Paul Castellano. Gotti and the guys who supported him looked on Castellano as a "racketeer" and a "businessmen" and not a "street guy", and they derided him for that. That was actually part of the reason they could get the muscle together from different crews to hit Big Paul. Including Sammy the Bull who, before the hit, was considered one of Paul's guys. Gotti, before he approached Sammy in the preplanning phase of the hit, was even thinking about taking out Sammy too - until they approached Sammy, who had lots of different conduction businesses (some legit and others not legit), other businesses including nightclubs and so on, but still carried himself as a "street guy", and was known as such because he'd spent years robbing people, robbing cars and even robbing phone booths (one of his biggest incomes waa from literally robbing phone booths of coins), during the period before he got into business. So it's not always about intelligence. Big Paul was a very smart boss and made millions for himself and his family. But he isolated himself and by not being involved in, and by looking down upon street crimes, he was considered, basically, weak.

[@scottduyser1222]

Cuz Paulie was a full blown theif.. He enjoyed it.

[@WOWWOW-hk1tb]

​@@colorcombinations7387 $1mil dishwasher heist says otherwise.

[@theprofessional155]

Ralph should have said during the prank call that Paulie doesn't have the makings of a varsity athlete before hanging up.

[@goodaccountname2018]

Is there a sapranos clip you don’t post on lol

[@bencheveryday]

Less original

[@nepesilva2284]

How to tell when someone recently got into The Sopranos

[@bryanpinto4051]

no nope stop it

[@emperorleroy6747]

I saw that one coming!

[@LuckyDT]

Another instance of “whatever happened there” lol

[@jchockey22]

WHAT EVER HAPPEND THERE!!!!!!! THAT ANINMAL BLUNDETTO

[@acrssl]

Gotta love how Silvio sides with Paulie immediately. He wants that money to go to Paulie so he can kick up more to him.

[@royalrod_]

3:33 this part cracks me up every time. The timing is so random which makes it even funnier lol

[@VictorHummel-y7c]

😂😂😂

[@peterhennig4678]

I would of loved to be in Ralphie's crew, jokes and sarcasm all day

[@DMalltheway]

And get killed

[@BeeHatGuy]

​@@DMallthewayeven better

[@DMalltheway]

@@BeeHatGuy That would include you.

[@comrade_commissar3794]

Would have*

[@BigBadJerryRogers]

​@@DMallthewayNobody's killing anybody

[@tommclarty17]

‘Yeah this is Detective Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls Police Department...’

[@J421-i6g]

Best line ever "tomorrow i can be on time, but you'll be stupid forever"

[@stussymishka]

wow watching this it actually makes sense why paulie told Johnny about the joke. He was disgruntled from the sit down and just wanted to make life harder for ralphie.

[@brettpilkington9539]

I don't think Paulie fully understood the consequences of what he was doing, he was trying to be petty and it just spiraled out of control.

[@iamarussianbot3788]

"He is in a housing project in Boonton!"

[@KH4444444444N]

Shes developing her knights.

[@gwilliams4674]

@@KH4444444444N good thing your knights mean UGATZ to me

[@matthillegas3099]

Hiding out with Omar.

[@largesatsuma]

I love seeing Ralphie wind up Paulie.

[@ReTethered]

Everytime Furio starts complaining in his native tongue you bet I'll be laughing 😆

[@AirBuddDwyer]

*Neapolitan. Not Italian

[@NikhilSharma-pc3ot]

They don't have those bulb jokes They don't translate

[@lordmegatron8444]

Ralph was the only character on this show that was true to himself and more than competent at what his job was. He didnt pretend to be a nice guy or false empathy. He understood that loyalty only comes from what he brings to the table.

[@ffvffv5709]

One of the milliion reasons why Sopranos is amazing. 90% of the time it works as a comedy as well.

[@cristiangallardo6629]

Tony couldve at least got Paulie about $20K , $12K was very low for a $100K lick. After all , Paulie was always very loyal to Tony and always checked anyone who didn’t respect Tonys orders. Tony slacked especially since he didn’t even like Ralph that much anyway.

[@seandealy7432]

CRISTIAN GALLARDO and little Paulie should have got some doe for having to hang around in 11 degree weather!

[@Srinidhi00726]

Ralph was his best earner.. Vito was his best earner.. Money matters the highest for the ruthless Mafia Boss.

[@keefwins04]

He might have got more if he didn’t bring up Green Grove.

[@HovaNirvana]

Remember this is only a couple of episodes after “Pine Barrens”, where Paulie’s dickheadedness messed up what should have been a simple, quick assignment. I’m sure that was still on Tony’s mind as well. Not that Tony ever knew the extent of Paulie’s culpability, but it was a pretty serious strike against him. Paulie lowkey got away with way more than he should have over the course of the series.

[@hjer731]

That was a bad call on his part

[@CaptainTrips560]

“You forget the thousand other incidents with that guy?” asks Paulie, of all people

[@GooblyWoobly69]

Little Paulie and Paulie interactions are always gold

[@user47645]

"Tomorrow I'll be on time but youll be stupid forever" ralphie was the funniest person on this show honestly my favorite character 😂

[@subunite]

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE???

[@dbz4586]

The phone call.

[@costanzauk]

SalDOWN Jesus Christ, why would you possibly bring that up?

[@mikeyjdoogan2805]

The shooting?

[@Captainjack010]

That thing with your brother Billy?

[@TimMosleycar3hur]

The laughing after he puts the call on mute - hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ericbaloyo]

Ironic how Vito was cracking up at that prank call lmao

[@ArmyJames]

Cracking up, ugotz.

[@makuens]

“criminal sexual activity” really set him off

[@Reclusive247]

As always with Soprano's, Tony ruling against Paulie, at the sit down, was a culmination of many things. Ralphy is a good earner, so Tony was content to keep him happy where possible. Tony was getting increasingly pissed with Paulie, for a number of reasons. Messing up at the pine barrans job etc. Tony can also be petty if he feels undermined, like when Paulie was bragging about getting his mom in Greengrove, where Tony's mom was. But I think the main reason, was that he told Paulie he would speak with Ralphy about the £50k, meaning he was in Paulie's conner at this point, Paulie, being a hot head, shot down Tonys help and demanded a 'formal' sit down. So Tony, feeling slighted at Paulies response, was thinking, fine, you want a sit down, don't complain when I rule against you then. It was probably fair to give Paulie, much more money, but Tony was always an opportunist. All things considered, an excuse to keep Ralphy happy, punish Paulie for his mistakes and bring him down a peg, all played in to Tony's hands. Even the slip from Furio was a great excuse to cut the meeting straight after the ruling.

[@ClickClack_Bam]

True. Then there's always the game of Tony being able to throw that in Ralph's face later on & forever over anything. Wise play despite the screw to his own crew.

[@STMARTIN009]

Paulie was smarter than people may realize and Tony's mother was pulling the strings with Junior's crew.

[@robcalvert8830]

"His alligator tears" Love Paulie.

[@coximusmaximus22]

You have the best sopranos clips on YT. The video quality is awesome. Thanks for these.

[@cristiangallardo6629]

BeKind Rewatch is this guys Competition

[@CuriousLobster41]

Tony Soprano channel reading this: "Well thats deplorable."

[@eightoheight]

1:00 Jesus, Gandolfini really let himself go in that scene that he barely remembered his line

[@ericwilliams398]

Tony could have ruled Paulie was owed 25k or so, 12k was insulting

[@2805jayman]

At least 25 especially since he held off paying him for a while.

[@ericwilliams398]

Ero Sennin I was going to say WTF u mean, but you’re right....at 2 points a week the juice would drive up the debt

[@2805jayman]

eric williams You know paulie is a greedy fuck he was probably only entitled to about 30k but was shooting for 50k lol

[@wjatube]

So this entire fiasco with New York could've been prevented if Tony ruled to split 50-50. That 38K Tony gave to Ralph cost him hundreds of thousands in HUD. At the same time, Ralphie was his biggest earner and didn't want to upset that gravy train neither. Tony should've whacked Paulie plain and simple for being disloyal to his family.

[@Godfather9814]

Tony did that cause ralphie was the biggest earner, notice Tony’s eyebrows went up once ralphie said thanks to him the family was making 3mil a year from construction

[@ScarFeiss]

Furio perpetually entering a situation then yelling in Italian is the best running joke

[@TheOne-fu1nh]

Paulie "When Do I Ever Complain" Gaultierri

[@bodymore23]

I need that money for my “long range planning” 😂🤣😅

[@АнтоновАн-225Мрія]

Heath Ledger’s joker reminds of ralphie

[@jonrockgoodpeopledosomethi6638]

You owe Paulie Walnuts an apology.

[@jacobcacioppo7715]

A bit like Chuckie, similar personality as well

[@p13k4r3]

Paulie's face at 3:13 cracks me up all the time

[@dannyh5937]

Paulie acts like such an old lady with the way he gossips, breaks anything he's told in confidence and starts shit for no reason. Paulie was never an learner like Ralphie so he had it out for him and would attack any way possible, especially with writing the family gossip pages.

[@UHOH_415]

"Nobody is killing anybody." -Tony Soprano Ends up killing Ralph later on.

[@pogo8050]

Because of a fat joke lmao

[@brianmontgomery580]

​@@pogo8050No, he killed Ralph for killing Tracy(the whore he beat to death) and then for burning down the stable Pie-O-My was staying at. Which the second one was never actually confirmed if it was ralphie or not, but didn't matter either way

[@mattkhanna]

That’s my fav line from the show. “Tomorrow I’ll be on time, you’ll be stupid forever.”

[@kathconserv]

That scene when he called Paulie’s mother was GOLD.

[@houseviceroy]

Best video quality Sopranos clips , thanks borko

[@noahbagarinao3622]

Omg Furio falling had me crying🤣🤣

[@randymiller3949]

My God...I miss this show & Breaking Bad so much!!! 2 of the Greatest Shows...Great drama...Even Better comedy & wit!!!

[@deathrager2404]

the wire shits on breaking bad.

[@Avengerie]

@@deathrager2404 sheeiiitt, we wuz black mafia n sheeeeiiiiiiit, talking like Shakespeare characters n sheeeeiiiit.

[@nectarinedreams7208]

@@deathrager2404 The Wire is mediocre as fuck when compared to Breaking Bad. The Wire was a mess, completely inconsistent in quality. There's nobody more pretentious than a fan of The Wire.

[@deathrager2404]

@@nectarinedreams7208 if not the wire, then boardwalk empire.

[@spacepopeXIV]

@@deathrager2404 The balls on you kid

[@mr_mctweets6905]

7:31 Love it when Raphie starts to break character and has to put Mrs Gaultieri on hold so the boys can let their laughter out. Good times with friends. Nothing like a good laugh with the lads.

[@chazmichaelmichaels88]

Paulie was the goat. Best character in the show. RIP.

[@Overlorddz]

2:06 that's so funny how he reacts much more aggressive to Ralphie 'sit the fuck down and shut up' while Paulie was the one attacking and he's only being told 'sit dooooown' in a let's be reasonable voice. The look on Ralphs face while he's eyeballing Tony too haha

[@brianmontgomery580]

Tbf it's a little different telling someone they're late when they are, and then calling someone stupid lol

[@Jack_The_Ladd]

6:40 “Hello this is detective Mike Hunt”

[@GoGetYourShinebox]

Brilliant 😂😂

[@arielcoca3083]

That last part alone was comedy gold lol 😂 💀

[@rippedtorn2310]

Tony about Ralph : Nobody's killing anybody . Tony : Hold my beer .

[@jackgrimaldi8685]

He found him like that.

[@SwollenostrichTM]

Starting at 8:30 you can tell by Tony’s facial expressions that he thinks the prank call was hilarious. “Whatever happened there…” he almost loses it.

[@TerryB972]

It's fair to say that Raphie is the only guy in the family that facedPauling and always came up on top. Silvio, Chris and Bobby never went all the way with Paulie

[@castortroy7704]

I think Ralphie would have wrecked Paulie if they made contact with blows but that would've been a damn good fight. In a fist fight without weapons Paulie may win but Ralphie would still put up a damn good fight. Fighting dirty I'm good with Ralph. Insane and almost beat Tony though he had to fight under hand bc of Tony's size.

[@joeyjo-joshabadu9636]

@@castortroy7704 it was the raid can that almost tipped it in Ralph's favour.

[@Feanor916]

@@joeyjo-joshabadu9636yeah tony was lucky. Such a shame ralph didn't win

[@GuerreroDelInfo]

​@@castortroy7704Ralph was at a disadvantage too because he was sucker punched

[@oOBeagleOo]

"I was at my goomars all night. Roe with the grief, poor kid, can't get any sleep there, its incessant ." Such a funny line just thrown in hahaha

[@elveszettszikla]

Paulie caused Tony’s death. It was him. It was only him left. He always been mingling.

[@JSWang-ii8kd]

Paulie is the ultimate survivor of the entire show.

[@eagleowl3664]

"They left him waiting outside his house like an asshole." I laughed so hard the entire classroom turned back. The teacher send me out of class for that. 😂😂😂

[@matteofabrizio409]

"Mr Walters" was my favourite character.. wish they did more with him.

[@Highland_Moo]

Paulie was an asshole. I loved it when Ralph prank called his mum - that was superb 😂

[@georgedavisisinnocent79]

I have to love Ralph's constant desire to wind up Paulie as he knows he'll bite, the phone prank is one of the funniest parts of the whole series.

[@Ramekink]

8:49 "Nobody's killing anybody". Then proceeds to care of Ralphie himself. These clips really show how great the fucking show was

[@freew0rrld]

"Why not? Last year you believed that flying saucer was over East Rutherford" is one of his quotes I like the most. Great character.

[@pinecactus9672]

In the end Paulie won. He outlived them all.

[@alvarorojas5515]

Finally, I can see the "Youll be stupid forever" clip in FULL HD. Thanks borko

[@marcoliver7914]

"I dont care if hes got 100kids in the ICU with arrows in their heads."😂

[@matteofabrizio409]

Lmao i love every part.. from Ralphie treating Paulie with disdain, asking him like a child "so this 50K, you think you deserve it?" and "it's me... uhhh, Tony.."

[@lazyeclipse00]

That kiss on the cheek was like one I’d give my grandmother