The Sopranos - Vito gets whacked

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[@CrimzinEclipse2010]

I don’t know what’s funnier: the idea of Phil waiting in the closet for several hours, or the idea of him waiting for Vito to park his car, then quickly rushing inside the closet to make that entrance.

[@John47777]

Haha the only 2 possible ways this happened

[@alexquinonez8443]

He took a nap in there

[@rebel9channel]

Lmao

[@asawhitemanidjustliketosay]

Running to the closet when he sees Vito pull in for sure

[@methus57]

hahahahahaha😅

[@JoJoShabadoo314]

You twos stand by da door. I'm gunna go be a metaphor.

[@XAbbeldydooX]

Lmao

[@MrRobjs83]

da dooa , ima be a metaphooaa

[@Casablumpkin01]

They put me in a closet, so I came in a tiss-you.

[@victordasilva5255]

Took me a sec to get it

[@Capcoor]

JoJoShabadoo314 Huh?

[@jodythomas4324]

There will never be a more beautiful scene in The Sopranos when Phil comes out of the closet and has no idea the irony.

[@captainh3831]

Maybe it was intentional?

[@MFBloosh]

@@captainh3831 The writers definitely did that intentionally. I feel like it's a metaphor of how dumb homophobia is.

[@captainh3831]

@@MFBloosh The scene with Phil literally coming out of the closet to me was both bizarre and funny at the same time.

[@Three-Headed-Monkey]

Also the way Phil grips the sheet on the bed as he's watching Vito get beat up, almost like he's getting off on it...

[@pretzelstick320]

Phil grabbing the sheets too lol

[@JJJ111JJJ]

Sad ending to one of the most elaborate jokes of all time. Vito's comedy was so smart it went over everyone's heads.

[@dimwitted-fool]

What’s the joke?

[@beelzebubba00000]

@@dimwitted-foolvito was in that gay bar as a joke obviously, he tried to tell them but nobody believed him😢

[@joescott5322]

Shame he never saw his legal case go to court about the medication his doctor gave him

[@jvgranquist]

"Guys, it's a fucking joke!"

[@diskmort]

​@@dimwitted-fool Nothing. He was there. It's a joke

[@HeckTo]

Phil did 20 years in the can, so couple of hours in Vito’s closet was nothing to him.

[@joeytoxicbaby]

He could do that standin on his head

[@sinnerssaint4712]

Leave the pool stick ..take the cannoli

[@hankgonzalez6074]

Phil probably saw Vito’s leather motorcycle outfit in the closet.

[@shooterjenkins7089]

I dunno man, if there wasn't a radiator to make a grilled cheese on in there, it could have been a rough few hours.

[@SajidHussain-rz7cv]

Truer words have never been spoken.

[@unicornsteaks6769]

Phil did 20 years in that closet.

[@12potatos]

how did you find that out? i cant find that information anywhere

[@ajonetto]

He compromised

[@sicilian12345]

20 FUCKEN years!

[@purplesword5536]

@@jeffmurphy101 did he grill cheese in that closet??

[@joemckim1183]

@@purplesword5536 He kept his shinebox on the top shelf of the closet.

[@Sirinwara]

I'm very much amazed that Phil was able to get through a scene without saying how many years he spent in the can

[@yoojin-oi8ij]

....... I heard a rumor it was 20. Anyone else ?

[@paul-nj1ig]

​@@yoojin-oi8ijit was only implied, I think they should have told us more about his time in the can

[@yoojin-oi8ij]

How long was it again ?

[@alexanderesposito5672]

@@yoojin-oi8ij no one knows for sure. It's like asking what was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction. Sometimes it's better to leave things unsaid.

[@yoojin-oi8ij]

@@alexanderesposito5672 .... I think you mean what's in the F'n Shinebox,.... don't ya' ?

[@demam41]

Imagine if Vito died of a heart attack or something on the way to the apartment and Phil ends up standing in that closet all night lol

[@yitz28]

There’s an image 😂😂😂

[@PeterRoeters-nc6hb]

Phil did 20 years No problem

[@mankytoes]

Or he keeps running in and hiding every time a car pulls in!

[@demam41]

@@mankytoes or you and I just start making out

[@mankytoes]

@@demam41 catching not pitching?

[@JagerLange]

"Phil, you sure you want to stand in there? He's not due for another hour." "I'm good."

[@uncle4334]

He probably brought his fuckin shine box with him.

[@brendanburgess2071]

@@uncle4334 When he walked out his shoes must have been shining like mirrors

[@djprice9551]

@@brendanburgess2071 this scene always makes me wet

[@AlejandroSanchez-pl6jw]

He did 20 fucking years in the can! What’s another hour

[@drepop803]

@@AlejandroSanchez-pl6jw hilarious

[@galleryofrogues]

“Quiet, quiet! Here he comes! Phil, get inta da closet, quick!”

[@stevem2323]

That's what happened.

[@Schwiktergundst]

"Don't have to tell me twice!"

[@meekins1013]

1000

[@JamesSCrockett1]

🤣

[@MrAtown3057]

Phil's been waiting in that closet for 20 years

[@lukes7479]

I can't stop imagining Phil hiding in the closet giggling to the other guys and saying "shh!! he's here, everyone hide!"

[@sinisterx9029]

I did 20 fucking years in that closet

[@vegetadeep6972]

​@@sinisterx9029 😂

[@jakenoble842]

As upsetting as this was, nothing compares to the fact that Paulie was betrayed

[@ryanyoung9202]

HE GOT STAABBED IN DA HEART 😢

[@EricWilke1141987]

How much more can he take?

[@rancidcrawfish]

Why was this upsetting

[@keabonhall2436]

@@rancidcrawfishbecause they’re from a culture that is extremely homophobic. No joke they connect going down on a woman to going down on a man, google it

[@Captain-Cosmo]

Phil coming out of the closet makes this brutal scene is almost unintentionally comical for two reasons: First, he's coming out of the closet to confront someone he suspects of being gay. Second, it's just silly thinking about him hiding in a closet in order to make a more dramatic appearance. All of these guys are dopes. Dangerous, but dopes.

[@HF-dv5vv]

Him emerging from the closet is one of those hidden comedy gems. To think he asked himself how he could make an intimidating entrance kinda says a lot about Phil, that he is trying to be some kind of Sophisticated intimidating mob boss but to us it’s kinda petty. I think they wrote each of these characters in the sopranos to have exaggerated personality traits for comedic effect so we don’t think of mobsters as the brutal highly organised criminals in other mafia representations, but more as a bunch of fumbling idiots living in a fantasy.

[@novelchaser3556]

Chase knows what he’s doing

[@edlawn5481]

He was just looking for his shinebox in the closet.

[@johnwayne8494]

Yes that's the point, why else would they have him come out of the closet?

[@ruthlessreid9172]

It TV dude settle down in the real world they shoot you.

[@Ronnicus]

lol imagine phil's been hiding in that closet for an hour or something wtf

[@SinistaMinista666]

Ronnicus I always wondered how long he was standing in there...that's bothered me more than wondering if Tony got clipped in the finale lol.

[@Ronnicus]

Mr. Sinista Productions, LLC. yea i understand it's supposed to be an allusion to his own homosexual tendencies but just like a weird thing to do lol

[@muzictv3933]

Lol he probably had to bring in a few snacks and water haha

[@LebronHater213]

MuzicTV he found the shine box in there

[@DCFelix67]

Maybe some tissue, and grilled cheese off the radiator too! lol

[@user-og2wt3le4j]

Phil: "You know how long I had to wait inside that closet for Vito's return? Two hours. But that was nothing. I spent 20 years in the can and not a peep."

[@tideatmilehigh2727]

Many don't realize this, but the ghost of Phil Leotardo still haunts that hotel to this very day. Hotel staff have reported distorted whispering relating to "shineboxes," "my kid brutha," and something about grilled cheese on a radiator.

[@kanemccarthy1979]

Couldn’t be Phil's ghost. They haven't heard whispers of how long he was in the can

[@forestgreenlumberjacket2947]

and hot water with lemon.

[@jonathanbirch2022]

Some think the ghost had a long lost pet, keeps mentioning “that animal”

[@stanleysanders9099]

Don’t forget animal blundetto

[@Guitarkid1991]

I always found it hysterical how Vito legit waddles when he walks lmao

[@nighttrain1236]

He had bad hips IRL I think?

[@thatdude3938]

@@nighttrain1236 plantar fasciitis. Heavy people often suffer from it

[@fogtown3027]

Guitarkid 1991 life size oompa loompa

[@maxshelltrack9720]

Those Louisville slugger's really do a number on you apparently.

[@aepr84]

@@thatdude3938 yeah but when was obese he didn't walk that way

[@nycommittee5859]

Vito under the tape screaming "It was a joke!"

[@coolbreezeGP]

He was screaming I got my doctors note in my pocket!

[@austinduff6493]

“I was just busting balls” 😂😭

[@malcolmx229]

you oughta know sweetie

[@KianoUyMOOP]

@@coolbreezeGP Imagine the regret on Phil, Fat Dom and Gerry's face if after bludgeoning Vito to death, they find the note on his pocket.

[@kakroom3407]

"It was just a prank"

[@cptgibbs4256]

This must be the therapy that Christopher was telling Finn about setting up for Vito.

[@billybatts8283]

Good thing Phil had them gag him, I don't think Phil wanted Vito making the same offer as Lorraine Calluzzo, I believe Phil was thinking that's exactly what he'd say...

[@damagedbug8848]

If you play this scene backwards its about Vito being bought back to life with baseball bats and phil going into a closet.

[@17donhol]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@theprinceoftides6836]

Lmao 😂🤣 😅, Exactamundo, Now that's something I gotta see.

[@masterjay4992]

It's a subliminal to show Vito.

[@paul75609]

That made my day,. Thank you🤣

[@paul75609]

That made my day,. Thank you🤣

[@invisibleman686]

Oh Vito got off easy compared to what Phil did to Joe Pesci in Casino

[@rkokalap4899]

And I understood that reference 👍🏻

[@betrousaltaweel]

+retro junkie "tough guy! tough guy you and ya fuckin brother!"

[@invisibleman686]

ben1349 he should've got the shinebox

[@shinyralle]

+retro junkie You are refering to the wrong movie. You mean "Goodfellas".

[@invisibleman686]

Rahul Duggal nah I was referencing casino when Phil/Frank Marino beaten up Joe Pesci and his brother in a cornfield and burying them both alive at the end of the movie

[@TheMarianadealmeida]

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this

[@Mn9daKing]

Phill in sopranos took many forms: a can, a house and now a closet

[@Raeqwon17]

20 fucking years!!

[@korymillett7086]

God imagine what Phil would have done to Tony Blundetto.

[@mitchelcohn9198]

You mean that animal Blundetto

[@CC-8891]

I believe his legal name is "animal"

[@scartee13]

Yeah no kidding! That’s why Tony shot him down to spare him of an extremely brutal death at Phil’s hands that would’ve been a million times worse than this one.

[@wades9327]

Well, they attacked Vito with poles, so I guess Animal Blundetto would have been slowly massaged to death. You know, for the irony.

[@mikeyswift2010]

We're talkin torture here.

[@jacksonbrown1698]

that's what gino gets for cutting in lines at pastry shops

[@joeb7975]

he was just putting gas in his car

[@karlbarnett5863]

joshua blanchard lol that is the exact same thing I thought of.

[@tonyortiz5696]

Lol would of been great if like in a episode after Vito dies u see Gino in background somewhere lmao

[@ryanhenry4389]

Now Phil goes to the head of the line at the pastry shop as Geno won't be making it back

[@manutdfan555]

@@joshb20101 Catching not pitching?

[@kingcoquettish9003]

There's just something about Phil slowly emerging out of a tiny ass closet with the most serious face that fucking kills me. It just becomes funnier the more i think about Phil just standing there, stone faced, in the dark.

[@scartee13]

I agree! There’s jus something funny about that little door springing open and there’s Phil trying to look menacing lol

[@justanish6966]

"Now go home and get your fucking johnny cakes!"

[@robhill9336]

Before anyone feels sorry for Vito, remember that civilian guy he clipped in the woods.

[@stargazer4683]

@@ernestor5440 Yup !!

[@PeaceOfMind8190]

And Jackie Jr but somebody was gonna do it eventually.

[@maxpeacock9503]

@@PeaceOfMind8190 jacky was on the job, the guy in the car was just some schmuck

[@ugaais]

Why would anyone feel sorry for Vito?

[@joemckim1183]

@@ernestor5440 That guy wasn't no innocent victim. He could've pulled his car into driveway enough to be out of the road then check his mail. But he was being lazy.

[@sqprxs]

Phil came out of the closet, what an irony lol

[@Luckiestof13]

Spent 20 years on there!

[@clarencebodicker3299]

I thought he come out the wardrobe

[@uncle4334]

Legend has it, that Phil went back in the closet so he could wait for the next victim.

[@lfkk4640]

Hahaa no shit...

[@Lionheart5977]

Hahahaha!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@eriktenhag2022]

I love how this implies in some way that Phil did 20 years in the can and he had to compromise.

[@masrr3678]

No it's doesn't

[@therankingworld7627]

@@masrr3678 it does phil was a tad bit gay himself

[@_strife]

@@masrr3678 There's a few references that Phil might be gay in the show.

[@Palendrome]

@@masrr3678 Tony told Jennifer the same episode, guys in the life shamefully accept homosexuality in the can cause of the needs they have. It is totally being implied here. He's pissed that he had to do it shamefully inside while Vito walked around doing it in civilian life dancing in night clubs

[@thepants1450]

​@@masrr3678 he was definitely turned on at Vito being beaten with bats. He clenches the sheets

[@CC-8891]

I never really noticed until I was an adult how when Phil reveals his presence he is symbolically coming out of the closet towards Vito. The writing on this show even 15 years later still shocks me. Certain things you don't notice your first watch of the show especially if you saw it as a youngin.

[@alberttwangle893]

I know what your saying but it isn’t that profound my guy

[@CC-8891]

@@alberttwangle893 ok twattle

[@ExternusArmy]

You probably watched it quite young then. Some viewers thought this symbolism was so obvious that they didn't think David Chase would be that deliberate. It's definitely a great scene.

[@CC-8891]

@@ExternusArmy I was 10 when the show premiered in 1998

[@alberttwangle893]

@@ExternusArmy I’m older than your dad, kid

[@AK-dr8we]

Does anyone else agrees that this scene is mainly about Phil coming out of the closet?

[@TheXitone]

ofc it is ..its the whole fuckin point.

[@dkupke]

Some of the people who react the most violently to the very notion of homosexuality are the ones who are deepest in the closet.

[@dkupke]

Moltisanti 040 funny, people seem to like girl on girl well enough.

[@alexf8314]

Dick Burt -- To say "Europe as a whole" is not true at all. Many countries exist in Europe with much the opposite in terms of policy. Im from Australia but ethnically from a Balkan slavic country and its not at all there like it is in Germany, sweden etc.

[@JohnDoe-tq3ye]

@Moltisanti 040 it's not all Americans. Just the whiny pussy liberals

[@EnchantedSmellyWolf]

I bet he was in T-pose behind the closet before his script activated. Must've been there for 18 hours.

[@wesleyhempoli5548]

Man you sure have a way with words... It's called a "scene" and the actors wait for cues.

[@EnchantedSmellyWolf]

@@wesleyhempoli5548 same goes for NPC.

[@niftyskates85]

@@wesleyhempoli5548 r/whoooosh

[@ThommyofThenn]

gamer

[@AtomicGT55]

Wesley Hempoli Steven Spielberg over here....

[@jessem166]

Steps out like he's chris hansen

[@MetalArrow]

Salvatore Leone doing what he does best.

[@habadasheryjones]

Not only did Phil literally come out of a closet but he gripped the bed in an almost sexual way as Vito got pounded to death.

[@JaySlay69]

Yeah! What was that all about? Why did he grip the bed?

[@meadster308]

@basdenoudsten1 I believe Vito was in Phil's family by marriage. In addition to disliking homosexuality, he hated the fact that Vito was cheating on his wife with men

[@mightybitchy]

Mike Meade Bullshit, Phil was closeted. Straight guys at ease with their sexuality don’t hate gays. They don’t give a fuck, so to speak.

[@miserabletlc2055]

@@mightybitchy Thats a fallacy, some straight guys have a genuine bias towards gay people, you cant just assume if you dont likes gays hes probably gay lmao thats flawed logic.

[@wspencerwatkins]

Moltisanti 040 you're not gay but you are an angry little bitch

[@Loner-Wolf]

Phil coming out of the closet is one of the best moments in The Sapranos. Plus Frank Vincent really was one of the best on screen mobsters ever. RiP Frank

[@dusk6159]

20 years in the scene, being an iconic actor

[@flurby-]

Truth. This legend is also the voice of Salvatore Leone in the GTAs.

[@christopherballesteros-cy4tq]

" now go get your f****** shine-box"

[@dnice213]

Sopranos you fucking ass kiss

[@Garanon5]

One of the best. Salute

[@josephtalmadge3108]

Vito knew right away what was going on when Phil came out of the closet 😳

[@b8IIin]

It was Phil's medication that made him come out of that closet

[@andrewmoore7927]

Did Vito's wife ever sue the makers of his blood pressure medication?

[@cptgibbs4256]

Great comment

[@Suleei]

they dont call him BILLY BATTS for no reason

[@richardespinozajr9615]

Vito had it coming ! The Mob don't tolerate Cock $uckers.

[@bovat211]

It was a pool cue....chalked

[@The_Original_forresttrump]

Fuckin eh 🇨🇦

[@281m.wasiqwasim3]

Good joke... Now go get your fuckin shinebox

[@pretorious700]

Bada fucking bing!!

[@Nonaggress]

"The two of yous, guard the door. I'm gonna be a metaphor."

[@matthewbulman5949]

Meteor. Meteor. Vito was the meat eater. It's what killed him.

[@JeepersCreepers12]

I like how how this comment only has 19 likes and is 7 years old yet a comment repeating the same joke made a year ago has over a thousand smh.

[@watchcloak]

tfw some jerkoff copies your comment 6 years later and gets 100x as many upvotes

[@watchcloak]

@@JeepersCreepers12 ikr wtf

[@N-wordScissorhands]

I’m taking my like back from that other comment and liking this one lol

[@bobgreen1236]

You can almost hear Vito through the tape trying to holler, "Phil! I've got a note from my doctor!!!"

[@ebonimom6964]

I love the symbolism of Phil coming out of the closet. It's like showing that coming out of the closet is getting you killed.

[@dylankane9709]

Yes, yes very observant. The sacred and the propane.

[@dannyruiz3329]

you can really tell the caliber of a man in reaction to his death. Most of the mob dudes in this series always had great fear when they knew they were going to die, but mocked those they killed for having the same reaction.

[@17donhol]

Biggest pussy ever was Janos Slynt from G.O.T. Killed babies on orders from Cersei then said he was afraid and cried like a bitch right b4 Jon killed him..

[@GABRIELA-ACEVEDO.]

@@17donhol same with Cersei when she was about to die. She told Jamie that she didn't want to die, but that's exactly what all her victims thought before she had them killed.

[@Catonzo]

To me it basically all boils down to a variation of the commandment "Do onto others as you would have them do onto you". The alternate take I take for this would be "Don't find glee by doing onto others what you would hate for them to do onto you". Hypocrisy is the worst nature in humans as it leads to so much other bad qualities. Generally even the most murderous people would hate being murdered themselves, thus it is hypocrisy that drives them.

[@allancastillo3483]

@@GABRIELA-ACEVEDO. game of thrones sucks why would you compare it to the sopranos?

[@GABRIELA-ACEVEDO.]

@@allancastillo3483 you're responding to a comment from over a year ago that I had replied back to someone else that brought up GOT. Why're you triggered over it?

[@krayzeejojo]

You can just tell Phil is still silently haunted by his involvement in the killing of Nicky Santoro and his brother. The "Batts" never forgets.

[@manco828]

He forgot his fucking shinebox.

[@gumptown7414]

krayzeejojo lol "Peek a boo you fucks you " is the line I always think of when he come out the closest

[@joshb20101]

manco82 you re wrong. He never forgot his shinebox

[@joshb20101]

krayzeejojo no remo, I didn't come out of da closet

[@joshb20101]

krayzeejojo vitos bottom line will never forget the batts

[@CottonFist]

Same style of brutality he displayed in "Casino". Must be a tribute to that end scene.

[@halfaworldaway]

So I set up a meeting with the guys way out in the sticks. I didn't want my brother to get fucked around. I mean what's right is right, they don't give a fuck abo-AAGH!

[@David-ys4xb]

I gotta binge this show again... it's been at least 10 years since I've watched it through.

[@skullbuster334]

Frank Vincent walking out of the closet with that look on his face is one funniest things I've ever seen on television

[@juanjoyaborja.3054]

Yup. Those fucking eyebrows. Literal reincarnation of Shah of Iran.

[@ussJK]

The menacing ass look on his face reminds me of Darth Vader or some shit lmao

[@vivi44]

Vito Literally got Whacked.

[@matthewbosco9190]

vivi44 good riddance to him he really was a fucking disgrace his death was inevitable

[@georgewilkins6834]

LOL

[@alexthompson5275]

Vito was a fuckin disgrace

[@montanaexpo]

Vito and pool cue .Whatever happend there))))

[@artyom2108]

I don’t think that’s the whacking he was hoping for. 😂

[@antoniosciaraffia4046]

0:53 Gli avrà chiesto la capitale della Birmania

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

The lighting as he comes out was amazing as was Vito's reaction. First rate work

[@DementedXShenzi]

Isn't it ironic? MeaDow helped spread the word that Vito, who killed Jack Jr who she was in love with, was gay which ultimately got him killed. What goes around comes around.

[@synical13]

@Crown Commando You need to get a new dictionary.

[@copycatninjitsu]

Meadow wasnt in love with jackie jr at the time jr was whacked by vito.

[@ownthevoid]

Crown Commando it’s not the 1930’s anymore dude.

[@William_Sk]

@Crown Commando how about ass muncha?

[@TTUploads]

William S Nah, straights give each other rimmies too

[@jgc1077]

That vision of Frank Vincent revealed behind the sliding door is so chilling. Wouldn't have worked nearly as well had it been a swinging door. He appears with all the suddenness and menace of Darth Vader.

[@ArmyJames]

A closeted-gay Darth Vader, yeah.

[@ussJK]

I did twenty fuckin years in the Death Star’s brig!

[@autumnfragrance6326]

They didn't give Vito a chance to provide a note from his Doctor

[@_Chris_D_3004]

Curb your enthusiasm theme on the outro to this scene would have been perfect

[@SmilingSynic]

Karma for killing that New Hampshire guy by the side of the road.

[@closedloop6349]

+SmilingSynic that was actually in Massachusetts, if you look at the plate of the car that he rammed into you can see the red lettering

[@Lupinthe3rd.]

what do you call a Massachusetts jerk ? a Masshole

[@kostarossides5062]

+KingDT2007 Good one.

[@dangermike5429]

That new hampshire guy was asking for it though, vito offered him a lot more than enough money to repair his car, but he still wanted to call the insurence and the police to come

[@kostarossides5062]

***** You watch this show too, I assume?

[@rolandrhoward9361]

Never ever gets old....One of the greatest tv series ever made.

[@StephCurryMcFlurry96]

*The greatest.

[@mcsquilliams7044]

#1

[@crudnom7090]

……?

[@jonathanbirch2022]

Vito sure won’t be gettin any older

[@sammieseoul5544]

he loved him like a brother in law

[@kayveethegoat1573]

Love how he could've came out soon as he heard Vito being beat but was probably looking through the cracks to wait for the most dramatic reveal lol

[@darrinros1177]

Frank Vincent was the greatest Mafia actor ever. Ever. He looked it, he sounded like it, he was even connected back when he was young.

[@c.g.c.7735]

Vito was a subsitute for Tony B. Vito got it pretty bad. But, i just cant imagine what Phil would've done to Tony B. Probably worst than what he did to Vito.

[@NIKOLAP7]

Tony B would have had faith similar to Matt Bevilaqua.

[@algerianmapper6344]

@@NIKOLAP7 You like that box? That's the last fucking shinebox you're ever gonna have

[@NIKOLAP7]

@@algerianmapper6344 hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

[@IrishPotato86]

Phil “came out of the closet” to whack Vito for being gay. Some strong symbolism there.

[@aerouwid4624]

vito waddles like a gta3 npc before getting wacked

[@A_Man_Possessed]

"You know Phil, I seem to remember when you had to wait in the closet, and as far as I'm concerned you should still be there!"

[@arnoldnorfleet8474]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@leftyfourguns]

The irony of Phil literally coming out of the closet to whack the gay guy!

[@DandifiedToe]

“You two guard the door, I’m gonna be a metaphor”

[@BAReactions]

@@DandifiedToe stop copying comments ffs.

[@rd8370]

Vito should have said, “you too” ?

[@blacksheep7910]

@@BAReactions It's one thing to call out someone for their b.s; it's a whole other when expecting to find originality on a KZbin comment thread. You need to wake up and smell the fucking roses.

[@blacksheep7910]

@@rd8370 How..?!? When they've already duct-taped his mouth? 🙄

[@MarkStark-dx9dm]

Phil litteraly comming out of the closet to kill a homosexual man is brilliant writing.

[@svenbaxter7098]

Phil emerges like an old vampire

[@daviddimalanta259]

*The Sopranos: 50 Shades of Vito*

[@hardcoreclassicenjoyer]

50 Shades of wobble

[@cnote2458]

When Phil came out that closet. It was like watching dateline with Chris Hansen.

[@Jay60888]

Jackie Jr. is avenged!

[@paoloangelino24]

0:28 One of the most bad ass mob boss entrances ever 😂

[@Joeypeeps-le3xw]

Ok as soon as he closes the door, we all jump out and go.. SUPRISE!

[@NestorParroquin]

Maybe Vito’s joke went a bit too far ? He was decently dedicated for to it all being a joke. He’s a legend, on the level of Don Rickles.

[@williammurphy9897]

“And there was nothing that we could do about it. The Bats were made and Vito wasn’t. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the New York guys. It was real greaseball s**t.”

[@elviejo1997]

Phil is fucking hilarious

[@smackdaddy9802]

“I came out of the closet for this. Worth it.” Unused line from the teleplay 😂

[@mcgurkryans]

Phil slowly revealing himself in the closet must’ve been the greatest shot in the series

[@FirmlyGrasp]

Vito should've brought his shinebox.

[@Rift417]

***** Now go home and get your fucking shinebox!

[@BTFU93]

das it mane I did 20 fucking grill cheeses off the rad-iator

[@joshb20101]

das it mane ...and a doctor's note

[@talbertobarbossa75]

He should've returned some videotapes.

[@subsamadhi4124]

Youre a fucking shinebox

[@jcarpenter3328]

Imagine if for some reason the closet doors wouldn’t open and Phil got stuck in the closet lol

[@hardcoreclassicenjoyer]

Don't you have to be Tom cruise for that to happen? or is he still there out of choice

[@captaindowntown7851]

He would have been yelling "You're a fuckin' disgrace" from inside the closet.

[@blacksheep7910]

@@hardcoreclassicenjoyer omg.. 😆

[@nostalgiajumper0233]

If he can do 20 years in the can he can do 20 years in that closet 😂😂😂😂

[@markmac2206]

"Vito, come back in, lets start ova."

[@starguy2718]

Phil's closet was my favorite character; I wish they had done more with it.

[@jopar024]

Literally got whacked.

[@jimsty7550]

I take comfort in knowing that everyone in that room was eventually murdered. What goes around comes around.

[@BigBlack81]

Same here.

[@FU05241960]

Not a lot of longevity in the room.

[@fjb4932]

Jim Sty Everybody wants to be gangsta, till the bill comes due ...

[@uzibitch1]

Yeah like Vito didn't blow a man's brains out for wanting to get police involved when they got into a car accident. What goes around certainly does come around.

[@Gameprojordan]

"this guy was piece of shit but he also liked men so that completely dismisses his prior cruelty and violence towards others" this is the modern left in a nutshell, doesn't matter how shitty of a person you are as long as you fill out one of the diversity quota checkmarks

[@juan12083]

The detective told me they found the makings of a Varsity athlete rammed up his shinebox.

[@joshb20101]

Josh M. With a doctor's note

[@raymondfrye5017]

@@joshb20101 Har! What did the note say? Ha!

[@eduardochernia]

Fucking slander ova here

[@N-wordScissorhands]

I wonder if it was chalked

[@GABRIELA-ACEVEDO.]

He was having memories of the cornfield from Casino with those bats

[@estebandominguez141]

0:58 "Oh, he's gonna feel that the next day".

[@AJ-lw6jf]

I like how Phil didn’t even blink while watching Vito getting whacked

[@ShiddyShad808]

He shouldv said "BADDA BING BADDA BOOM"

[@RandomBurner]

Always funny the way Vito enters the room 😂

[@briang11]

Phil came out of the closet before Vito did

[@magmat0585]

I only just realized that Fat Dom, the guy who gets stabbed for breaking too many balls, was one of the guys who beat Vito to death.

[@nowgo_]

Yup that’s why he was talking shit about Vito

[@thebaddog4104]

They pulled a pool cue out of Vito's shinebox.

[@Wahaller]

And thus ends the final act of Vito's joke. Perfectly executed.

[@Mark-tb1zq]

Phil had his shine box in the closet 🤣.

[@OFFICIAL_VIDEO_AWARDS]

Phil was absolutely furious when he didn't find a shinebox in Vitos closet

[@joshb20101]

outwestlawns he didn't have his shinebox or his doctors note

[@Grgaforniateezy]

The way Phil opens the door😂😂😂😂😂

[@cerveza7011]

I imagine this is how Juicy Smollet envisioned the world would believe his “hate crime” played out.

[@maylabrown4584]

If only this actually happened to him smh

[@Zombied77]

This is gabagool country!

[@debravalreyes2033]

I know someone's bottom line was impacted

[@jefffothergill2685]

Vito's, if dat is what you're referring to.

[@erniebuchinski3614]

Catching - not pitching?

[@monstercommenter9587]

Vito went from wacking enemies to walking off dudes to getting wacked.

[@jeffreyjewell75]

Monster commenter a lot of wacking on and off. Bahahaha

[@CalintzJerevinan546]

^whacked not wacked

[@silvervalleystudios2486]

Don't forget Vito wacked a dude over a car accident because the guy wanted to do things legit through insurance.

[@lukess.s]

@@silvervalleystudios2486 you realise he was in hiding and didn't want the cops involved to save his skin right?

[@faisalkamal4319]

Walking off more like wadling off

[@RicoLC85]

Billy bats style. Never gets old