The SPONGEBOB CONSPIRACY Compilation (with 8 NEW MINI THEORIES!)

[@sadiesadiemlady]

SpongeBob ending an 100 year long war without even knowing it is the most SpongeBob thing I’ve ever heard

[@CryingSalt-eb5lr]

Real lmao

[@TheCreakyFloorboard-t2h]

That Bucky theory with the skull in the tv is genuinely insane

[@TheRealCreakyFloorboard]

Fr bro

[@Cawziiku]

FR

[@maverik1908]

timestamp for this theory?

[@Cawziiku]

@@maverik1908 around 51 minutes! its the mini theory

[@pipedream2556]

I genuinely gasped, that's an INSANE thing for the animators to include for such a minute part of the episode that nobody watching it normally would ever know it was there, and it really seems like there's no other reason they would WANT to include it but to reference their intention for Spongebob's TV to have always been a diving helmet that someone died in! What a wild thing to include in a kids show!!

[@Magnum72Gaming]

The fact that Mr. Krabs has been stuck in the vents is creepy. Just imagine Sopngebob finding his dead body in a vent somewhere later on

[@Hitomora]

If they were ballsy enough to reference "Squidward Su1c1de" then I wouldn't put it past them to reference a "Dead Mr. Krabs" somewhere

[@80PercentUnreliable]

@@Hitomora when did they reference Red Mist?

[@Shard_Soldier]

@@80PercentUnreliable There was an episode released in 2019 called "SpongeBob in Randomland", there's a scene where Squidward opens a door, and at first it's just a shot of his room, but then there's static and the Red Mist version of Squidward flickers onto screen, they changed the scene in later airings though

[@80PercentUnreliable]

@@Shard_Soldier now I actually remember seeing that on cable 👍

[@hollow1173]

@@Shard_Soldier wait I thought this was something people on KZbin made up? I remember watching this episode when it aired and don’t recall that. Is there any references I can find this on? Because if this is for real holy shit

[@Arc115YT]

Usually, with these theories, I come away with the opinion that it's a funny coincidence, but in no way intentional. The Squilliam theory is one of those times though where I come away thinking "Oh no, that was 100% intentional."

[@nanuqo2006]

Fr. I grew up at a time when "OH NO HE'S HOT" was a very popular meme soundbite and hearing it in this context made it all make sense.

[@fitsy1011]

New theory: Someone from nickelodeon is watching these and secretly adding more things for theories.

[@nickycollins6803]

Right because they make a movie confirming it years later lol but probably just trying to discredit the stuff he’s discovered, Alex broke the 5th wall we were never suppose to realize this stuff

[@NarutoTsunadefan1]

I mean a VA watched one apparently and the whole Sandy thing kind of proves some of the SB staff watch his theories and either like what he’s done and add clues or at the very least knows a huge part of their older fanbase watches the theories so they add fun little Easter eggs for the theories in new episodes.

[@fitsy1011]

@@nickycollins6803 they want to give him more theories lmao

[@StevenJones851]

That's something possible

[@fryeguyvids]

they are defintely aware of these theories, they have millions of views. so obviously they would have small hints in the show like the whale oil. props to nickelodeon for that

[@chazington1073]

You can’t just tell me that SpongeBob’s TV has a human skull in it and move on man

[@LachlanCraven-x2i]

dam I'm first, big fan hii

[@actualnoob85]

chazington spotted??

[@AshleyVazquez2407]

No way its the oddballs guy 😧

[@MelanieHerrera-nw3ru]

TOO OLD TO ORDER OF THE KIDS MENU‼️

[@RyanSoltani]

Ha

[@nanuqo2006]

"SQUILLIAM YOU LYING DECIEVING BASTARD I DIDN'T EVEN REALISE THAT" has become iconic

[@igorgaming1502]

Chris is an absolute GOAT when it comes to reactions. Way too underrated though

[@geogamr2493]

I believe I started watching his reactions because of the plug in one of Alex's videos.

[@Blue-Rose-25]

“Who is that handsome devil?!” 💀

[@StevenJones851]

It certainly did

[@Str4wb3rry_gamez]

Fr I found his channel from this xd Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS THESE R THE MOST LIKES IVE EVER GOTTEN :OOOO

[@enturkatali]

4:06:13 I think the reason Flying Dutchman didn't recognize Mr Krabs is because he spent millennia as Flying Dutchman and eventually forgot about other characters, he's only obsessed with SpongeBob now.

[@JohnCage77]

That imagination theory can prove your robot theory easily. In one episode, spongebob dreamed about robots attacking bikini botom so that will happen in the future

[@AlexBaleFilms]

Great point!

[@KnightEclipser]

@@AlexBaleFilmsThe crown under the Krusty Krab also isn't exactly King Neptune's crown from the first film, as the orbs on the former have a different color than on the latter.

[@mrbrick9774]

@@AlexBaleFilmshonestly yeah

[@BlueEyesSilverWolf]

Well I'm not entirely sure if the real life SpongeBob creators would actually replace Mr. Krabs with an imaginary doppelganger, especially not for however many years have passed since Truth or Square first aired. But judging by the animation Sandy Cheeks must take place in the Kamp Koral universe.

[@Awesome_Andrew]

@@AlexBaleFilmsHope you feel great about your theory being correct. You are the next Matpat

[@serpentdog]

love how this starts with “squidward is gay” and ends with “apocalypse”

[@leongwenbobmoe4476]

LoL

[@Varian-le8hz]

Very logical steps

[@gio7aep]

nah ends with breaking bad

[@sammi836]

if you watch the video in its intirty then its makes sense

[@foradecontexto4672]

A strange JRPG

[@dankmouse632]

45:48 Just had a thought. Maybe the reason why Mr. Krabs is surprised by Sandy spying on them is because he’s not the original Mr. Krabs, and SpongeBob’s imagined clone wouldn’t know about the whole show thing?

[@Bucket_Zombie]

46:09

[@dankmouse632]

@@Bucket_Zombie damn! Well glad to know I wasn’t alone in that thought process

[@MarcusMothYT]

the part of the edited krusty krab sign that says “I am a serial killer” made me absolutely GUFFAW when I first saw it

[@jaydenbrown15]

I still can’t believe the first sponge theory was over 3 years ago. I remember staying up all night watching them and always checking his page to see if he uploaded more

[@Rosemary-rr9jf]

Same so did I!!! ❤

[@михаиликкозлов]

That was fun watching his commentary of things after he proposed orginal theories. Kinda making them a real ones. Also his robot heory misses that all spongebob characters just dolls (skin theory). Like, atlanteans are just brains in a jar. P.S.: That even make it looks like Spongebob universe have three a layers of a world: 1) External layer - Imagination, Skin and Film theories - Spongebob is a cartoon, so it works by a cartoon logic. It's like an SCP pataphysics. 2) Bikini Bottom the fourth wall - Neptune, Evolution theory and aliens stuff - so, because the world of Spongebob is a fake but need to tell a story of a "living" entities, world starts to wrap around it's meta-principles. That's why production team starts to be a physical force, and inside craracter replacing their positions, basically fouth wall healing itself, and sprites and cliches are manifesting as a physical objects. Well, if to say it shorter, it's all a Truman show. 3) Inner multiverse - time travel, BB history, mutiverse, spin-offs - the story in it's healed form, inside fourth wall. Meta-principles are just objective rules of physics here, technically independant from author's will (authors playing by story world's rules, not story world's rules played by authors). P.P.S.: Hmm... Are Patchy god? He is a meta-commentary in a form of a real human, not compatiable with caroon world, also not with production team (he is a fan, not worker), so he transitioned trought self-sacrifice to spritual form (head is asset establishment, cartoon is a spirit) and then integrated itself to inside story. That's why FD so powerful, it's a Patchy avatar and why is he important, as like fans making real SP show live, he is the reason to make SB lore universe self-sufficient since he is the only one actually interested for Spongebob to be a living being. So, he is like having his own live-action Patchy realm that tries to behave mostly by a real life logic thus giving him creating life abilities, since authors using dramaturgy, and SB world can't have it's own complete logic. But at the same time, it's really not solves the meta-paradox since he needs to sacrifice his life (became from living being to meta principle and then to an actual character) to make SB world live, as we see, Spongebob world still have inalienable meta-artifacts.

[@SaccharineRye]

Agree to this, i remember watching these when eating some rice

[@jazminejones1069]

Sammeeeeeeee !!!!!

[@Tiips-h9j]

SO REAL!!! I did the same!!

[@jesusivansegundofaustino8118]

How it started: Squidward and Squilliam may have dated in the past How it ended: PATCHY THE PIRATE F*CKING DIED IN FRONT OF US AND BECAME A GHOST WHO CAN MANIPULATE TIME IN ORDER TO GET REVENGE AND TORTURE SPONGEBOB

[@Edog27]

Insane man. Find f*ckin blown

[@fryeguyvids]

How it was all wrapped up: mr krabs got lost and died in the vents of the krusty krab, spongebob's television is a corpse, the jellyfish convention is a bunch of people being mind controlled by aliens, mrs puff killed her husband, larry the lobster is a former drug kingpin who now sneaks radiation into his protein shakes

[@ManicCow]

As it should be

[@kathyortega4021]

Holy cheese

[@kathyortega4021]

what a time to be alive

[@GigplushL7]

The whole Debunking Crab Theory part is so funny lmao

[@CruzingAroundTheBlock]

Chris Wilson is so funny!

[@waafaamostafa3399]

The Pearl theory is so dumb and immature I’m sorry but even if it’s scientifically proved that when a whale dies fish and marine creatures gather to eat remains of it pt1 pt2 in the episode pretty burger I think it was its name spongebob opens a stand where as we can see thousand and thousands of fish gather demonstrating bikini bottoms population size it’s very weak for fish to be eating on one whales remains for over a 100 years (since the human war I’m assuming) and even his first ever theory the tv theory supports it there can’t be realistically thousands of fish lined up daily for a whales remains forever and for the fact of the meat we never know the crab theory is also so massively weak and debunked it’s insane and even the part of pearls mother wether he killed her or not is still unknown and itd be very weird to assume because mr krabs was catching a dollar and said smth that he was referencing a certain book it was probably a way of the animators and narrators to focus on mr krabs himself as a character using things like a dollar bill to show his greed and past

[@CruzingAroundTheBlock]

@waafaamostafa3399 🥱

[@gavinwestergren2576]

@waafaamostafa3399 if you are going to go on a tangent can you use punctuation next time, how am I supposed to follow what you are saying when it is just a giant run on sentence

[@CruzingAroundTheBlock]

@gavinwestergren2576 You didn't use a period either dude.

[@Super_Speed_Heros]

4 hours of SpongeBob lore is the best way to use your time

[@HelloIAmAnExist]

I absolutely ADORE the concept that you just picked "jellyfish alien invasion" because it fit the theme of what you were doing, but it actually turned out to have legitimate evidence. That's just so hilarious, I swear the tv theory has to be true irl too because that's just way too funny

[@AlexBaleFilms]

I knew I could probably throw some BS together with the amount of jellyfish stuff in this show, but I was extremely surprised to find that Squidward clone in the Jellyfish convention.

[@HelloIAmAnExist]

​@@AlexBaleFilms The fact you're still responding to comments a week after this video was released is really cool, especially for a channel this size

[@Violette1stFanatic]

@@AlexBaleFilmsthere’s also a clip from sponge Henge from 5,000 years in the future and we see alien jellyfish creatures have taken over

[@sokiryanim4145]

@@AlexBaleFilms I think I can give an answer regarding the Squidward clone in the Jellyfish convention. I'm a professional animator and I've had to deal with issues left from other animation departments. You see, the background team have to draw some props or characters into the background so they can have a size reference, especially with special one time props. Here it's Squidward with the Jellyfish costume. I think that they must have drew him on a wrong layer, so the team of animators couldn't just remove him by turning the layer off without losing some pieces of background. Considering this point, the animation team must have left it there because it's such a pain to remove (sometimes the background team is not involved in the project anymore, so the director or some other higher ups has to take care of it, because they have access to all of the files), or they simply didn't notice because of all the other jellyfish related stuff in this specific shot. Anyway, I hope that my explanation made sense. I love watching your theories. They are all very interesting and fun :)

[@Real_Moon-Moon]

Fun fact! Pirates didn't usually wear eye patches because of missing eyes. It was for crude night vision on the lower decks of ships. You covered an eye, and when you went below, you'd switch to the other eye. This way you'd already be adjusted to the poorly lit lower decks. Correct me if this turns out to be wrong.

[@chrisk6637]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

[@evangelionfan69]

If this is a true fact, that is insanely cool

[@Real_Moon-Moon]

@@evangelionfan69 There's a lot of conflicting reports online, so I'm not entirely sure if it is true, or just a random myth.

[@Hugabugahugabuga]

It‘s Both. Some Pirates wore it for the reason you said but it was also used to cover up the damaged eye.

[@MagiTailWelkin]

Some else watches Mythbusters.

[@salad1091]

Thoughts on the Grand Pat theory. What if instead of being King Neptune, he is Posiden? After having his kingdom and wife taken from him, he was forced to disguise himself (or was even turned into by Neptune) into a starfish. Now, he's trying to gain his strength to rise against Neptune, hence his comment while his beard is eating

[@AlexBaleFilms]

Out of all the alternative ideas I like this one the best!

[@salad1091]

​@@AlexBaleFilms The man himself approves! Btw, I love your films. Keep up the good work!

[@lovsaphirars7119]

I am finally looking at these theories for the first time and happen to see this comment during the Neptune Theories and I like this idea more and more. For instance, in King Neptune's Ascension, the painting from Atlantis, It shows him with a Star/Starfish in his hand possibly showing Neptune's transformation of Poseidon into Gran Pat, and Neptune's ascension to the throne. However, I am now reconsidering a lot of things regarding the Neptune Theory. Poseidon is a fraud trying to replace Neptune despite not having power of his own. He relies on appearance and the trident to accrue his power to try matching Neptune. I believe this is why he has "The Lost City of Atlantic" instead of The Lost City of Atlantis despite it being very well not lost, and why he is revealed to be far older than he is. The pink fish in Spongehenge may have been convinced by Poseidon's ruse, but learned otherwise later. Meanwhile, the Kamp Koral spinoff show and piecing it into the main timeline can be a part of the Imagination Theory as they use false memories to rewrite the past. This would possibly allow Television Theory to still work, as they can see flashbacks and thoughts of characters which gives them access to a time before they began recording. (Kamp Koral is messy.)

[@meenakshimandeep]

Plausible

[@j-inator766]

I absolutely loved seeing these theories and also I think an explanation for the news fish having hair is that plankton made multiple of them since the one with hair is from shell city so plankton could have just altered the design so nobody would get suspicious

[@queengwendylock809]

Good point!

[@Potato-BobsBurgersFan]

I love how he mentions Squidward is gay and then Mr. Krabs says "He's... you know.... artsy" like he didn't want to say that to the camera so he finds a new word to call him

[@g00dbunny]

Thought you were talking about the f slur for a second

[@BestMster]

"He's... Y'know... A fa-"

[@MeanBeanComedy]

​@@g00dbunny Fartsy?

[@YesAdventures]

Thought you were gonna say that Krabs was calling him gay

[@g00dbunny]

@@YesAdventures he was

[@BucketOPopcorn]

What if Donna was actually Mrs. Puff’s criminal partner? When Mrs. Puff first sees Donna at the chili line, she says hello in a very friendly manner that reminds me of when you see an old friend. While we don’t see Donna during Mrs. Puff’s carjacking, she could have been someone she used it rob banks with. This isn’t a super concrete thought, but I just wanted to throw it out there.

[@skibot9974]

Thats a great idea

[@Queen_Sakura]

Why do I love that? I just couldn't get behind her being the ex-student because of how friendly Mrs. Puff was compared to SpongeBob.

[@AlmostCosmic288]

@@Queen_SakuraThat’s a great point actually.

[@homunculusSZN]

What is for dinner tonight though, puff mama?

[@JOSH-67]

That's what I was thinking of. I mean they are in a police chase

[@techno-bubble5249]

I'm not that sure about it, but the fact that Squidward directed the movie and that they changed the real King Neptune for someone who looks more like Squidward (bald, round nose, round big lips) is pretty sus. Specifically with that "Squidward tries to put himself in all of his art pieces" detail.

[@AlexBaleFilms]

Woah great idea…

[@BlueBerryBoyBBB]

Your Ai Spongebob Theory Was Right All Along

[@tommythecooldudescan]

​@@AlexBaleFilmsyou should definitely do a South Park theory. People have said that the town is an experiment or it's one of the characters all grown up telling the story to their kids something like that. There are a lot of theories about South Park. You should definitely try to make a theory video about South Park at some point

[@tommythecooldudescan]

@4vars I know. Maybe I should try to make my own theory on it. I'll be like Alex, Make a South Park theory and reference Alex a little bit and watch a lot the South Park seasons 1-26(for now) the South Park 1999 movie the Paramount+ specials and the games. And watch some videos about South Park to help with the theory😂😂😂. But I think Alex would do a better job.

[@rn.6.7.06]

​@@tommythecooldudescan I don't think Matt and Trey really care about the lore except for Kenny, and even then they didn't start adding that lore until the end of season 6. (or Season 14. In my opinion they started adding lore in season 6 and made up more things in season 14.)

[@meso07]

I really liked your Neptune/Poseidon Theory and think it deserves a higher ranking. Sure it has many reaches but each one atleast has some form of explanation behind

[@mathieuleader8601]

Having original Krabs returning from the vents and battle imaginary Krabs would make for a superb plot for a fifth or sixth Spongebob cinematic feature or a Netflix exclusive movie.

[@Nannon-p5g]

Yeah, after after being friends for so long, imaginary cop is probably when

[@User-d6l6t]

No fucking way that the animators decided to put a HUMAN SKULL inside SpongeBob’s television, and WHY IS THERE A DEDICATION SECTION TO A FICTIONAL PERSON INSIDE THE PITCH BIBLE LIKE ITS SOME SORT OF ARG?!

[@StevenJones851]

It's creepy

[@SiteBoyAhmet]

I think that skull is the news reporters skull tho... watch it again and youll notice this

[@ed8586]

@@SiteBoyAhmet It'd be a fish skull then no?

[@gudmansal3468]

@@SiteBoyAhmet it's not connected at all, the fish reporter is a full body view while the skull is only the head

[@jakr3597]

The television was always a helmet with a skull, the non official part is the shrunken head and shit

[@gloomcookie1709]

3:23:00 Plankton made the fish robot with hair, then removed it later so people wouldn't question why the news anchor wasn't aging.

[@Layla_schauder]

That is so smart

[@thegavatron3978]

Wig, then take off wig.

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

Well, he probably gradually switched out the hairpieces over time, putting thinner and thinner ones on the fish robot. It's one thing for the news anchor to apparently not age. It's another thing entirely for him to instantly go bald like that.

[@ChefPrownlos]

Wasn't the channel just a flashback? Mrs. Puff would think that he had hair back then even though he didn't like a Mandela effect, she doesn't know he's a robot.

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

@@ChefPrownlos That's also a possibility. There are multiple ways you could explain this.

[@tonk380]

1:50:49 "I think this is the part where it gets really dark." "Hello! This is the part where it gets really dark. "Chapter 3: The Part That Gets Really Dark"

[@queengwendylock809]

😂😂😂 so true

[@RegitNevard]

Achievement: The Part That Gets Really Dark

[@double7s41]

@@RegitNevardThis is that part.

[@AlmightyAnimate]

I just realised this: The Krusty Crab is a lobster trap and Larry wants to stay fit. The Krusty Crab is also a place that sells unhealthy food.

[@mightymorphinpowerrangersu4915]

And there's only 1 lobster.... the krabby patties are lobster meat!!! And whale oil!!

[@localfungi9462]

I never noticed that either, that feels intentional too 😭

[@Dawg347]

@@mightymorphinpowerrangersu4915whale meat and lobster oil

[@NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE]

Maybe that's why being fit "saved his life" They captured him but spared him because he had no fat for patties?

[@Skibster-w9l]

@@mightymorphinpowerrangersu4915I think the real secret formula is SB’s cooking skills

[@daschaldridge5405]

People just discovering these theories now will never know the struggle/excitement waiting for the next one to be announced and then uploaded. Really happy I was able to be a part of the journey though!

[@abelhuvennebedu9026]

Fr

[@larrybills5840]

And four hours at that 😢

[@GML-c1h]

THIS COMMENT IS SOOO REAL 😭!

[@Blazearrow]

you are right I was so happy when one of these dropped

[@bumblebeegamerreal]

People will remember how the theories became interrupted by real life ARG segments

[@thesquidi144]

3:17:33 YOOOO THATS ME!!! Thank you for including me, I watched these theories all over 10 times. I was there since the beginning

[@ChristianjescYano]

Yoooo it actually is

[@ashwinsday7711]

Once you mentioned “the war” I couldn’t help but see a picture I saw at the National Museum of the American Indian in DC and it was literally SB, Pat, Squid, and Gary riding on seahorses with the Native American headdress but with a spatula and the clarinet as those two’s weapons 😭 that was better than any painting I’ve ever seen, I was DYING of laughter it was so great

[@danieldishon688]

Mother of Pearl is an actual official name for a kind of very large pure pearl found in oysters. Since Mr Krabs likes money doesn't him yelling "mother of pearl" basically equate to saying "gold dabloons!" Or "great hope diamond!" I think he named his daughter pearl because it's a money reference, his favorite valuable underwater treasure and form of wealth status.

[@NicyTheNinja]

That’s a really good reference

[@jtteope1178]

i mean the theory doesn’t get that much less disprovable with that

[@fryeguyvids]

@@jtteope1178 he wasnt trying to disprove the theory

[@terralecoutain3056]

He finally eat polly

[@billykaplan9915]

That actually make it worst as he name his daughter as how he see her as "money"

[@End_Productions]

43:00 I love how the shittiest spongebob movie acknowledged Alex Bale. That's actually really funny

[@bertmullineaux7652]

Hehe ya

[@siyabongakhumalo4492]

Well, it was actually part of their own plot for the Sponge Bob. From the inception of the design to how the story unfolds. It's something they did intentionally.

[@kidz4p509]

Even the bad stuff has its uses.

[@Dawg347]

@@kidz4p509except for poisonous potatoes.

[@Skibster-w9l]

@@kidz4p509I thought it was pretty cool

[@JohnBainbridge0]

I was not prepared for the Skeleton Theory 💀

[@KurdissecondAccount]

Me too!

[@isaiahminott]

Yep I was not prepared for that ending holy smokes talk about a tie all ending I wasnt completely sold untill that

[@billyfurman4888]

I watched the imagination theory before bed. Now im afraid the ghost of mr krabs will come to haunt me

[@Flabbergastedpinecone]

Most convincing and definitely true theory he has made

[@Pablo.673]

​@@isaiahminott that ending was clearly a gag related to the fish on the screen

[@therealowenmcbride]

I love how all of your theories build on top of each other and support each other in many ways. It gives a strong sense of continuity throughout this video and makes all your theories seem much more plausible

[@jakobthomas1926]

35:15 This is actually directly confirmed in "Band Geeks" during the Bubble Bowl by Patrick and Spongebob. P: "These are some ugly-looking fish." SB: "Maybe we're near one of those toxic waste dumps."

[@toebrother]

That also might confirm the Bikini Atoll tests

[@gamboldo1]

I just want to say that Alex Bale discovered what Stephen Hillenburg left us with. He was the mastermind behind it all. Rest in Peace Stephen Hillenburg [*]

[@maxleavitt8199]

the hell do you mean by that asterix?

[@RevRa-3]

Oh I get it, it's meant to be a tombstone

[@444knuffelmac]

don't feed the muse facts (17 total as seen in fact 1) (the red boxes) 26:12 Don't feed the muse fact 1 38:52 don't feed the muse fact 2 53:37 don't feed the muse fact 3 1:23:30 don't feed the muse fact 4 1:39:25 don't feed the muse fact 5 (does anyone have the solution for this one as well?) 1:52:51 unsolved theory lead 2 (i did not find 1 if someone has the timestamp ill correct this) 2:08:41 don't feed the muse fact 7 2:13:14 unsolved theory lead 3 2:15:29 less important "lead" that isn't really trustable 2:16:12 unsolved theory lead 4 2:36:29 Don't feed the muse fact 8 2:39:38 Don't feed the muse fact 9 2:44:48 Don't feed the muse fact 10 3:08:10 unsolved theory lead 5 3:12:57 unsolved theory lead 6 3:16:04 unsolved theory lead 7 3:20:43 Don't feed the muse fact 8 (again????) 3:20:52 Don't feed the muse fact 9 (also again???) 3:21:00 Don't feed the muse fact 10 (is he ok?) 3:28:03 Don't feed the muse fact 11 3:37:38 unsolved theory lead 11 (alr im getting lost i din't see 3 green boxes somehow) 3:41:20 don't feed the muse 3:52:41 Don't feed the muse fact 12 (this is near impossible to see on 10x speed) 3:54:54 Don't feed the muse fact 13 3:55:28 Don't feed the muse fact 14 3:58:08 unsolved theory lead 10 3:58:45 don't feed the muse fact 14 (again) 4:00:51 don't feed the muse fact 16 ( 2 red boxes after eachother) (also could someone tell me what the second box says as i cant read it with the quality) 4:26:14 Don't feed the muse fact 17 4:33:11 unsolved theory extra info ordered: 26:12 Don't feed the muse fact 1 38:52 don't feed the muse fact 2 53:37 don't feed the muse fact 3 1:23:30 don't feed the muse fact 4 1:39:25 don't feed the muse fact 5 (does anyone have the solution for this one as well?) 2:08:41 don't feed the muse fact 7 2:36:29 Don't feed the muse fact 8 3:20:43 Don't feed the muse fact 8 (again) 2:39:38 Don't feed the muse fact 9 3:20:52 Don't feed the muse fact 9 (again) (i think they are similair enough so he din't just make it an new fact) 2:44:48 Don't feed the muse fact 10 3:21:00 Don't feed the muse fact 10 (is he ok?) 3:28:03 Don't feed the muse fact 11 3:52:41 Don't feed the muse fact 12 (this is near impossible to see on 10x speed) 3:54:54 Don't feed the muse fact 13 3:55:28 Don't feed the muse fact 14 3:58:45 don't feed the muse fact 14 (again) 4:00:51 don't feed the muse fact 16 ( 2 red boxes after eachother) (also could someone tell me what the second box says as i cant read it with the quality) 4:26:14 Don't feed the muse fact 17 1:52:51 unsolved theory lead 2 (i did not find 1 if someone has the timestamp ill correct this) 2:13:14 unsolved theory lead 3 2:16:12 unsolved theory lead 4 3:08:10 unsolved theory lead 5 3:12:57 unsolved theory lead 6 3:16:04 unsolved theory lead 7 3:58:08 unsolved theory lead 10 4:33:11 unsolved theory extra info 2:15:29 less important "lead" that isn't really trustable what i am missing: don't feed the muse 6 and 15 unsolved theory lead 1, 8 and 9

[@Dj-bt4yp]

You’re such an angel for this

[@BlipFanatic]

Unsolved theory lead #1 19:55

[@lismarycarrazana2357]

DFTM Fact #6 - 1:51:16

[@BlipFanatic]

Unsolved theory lead 8 or 9 3:37:38 (I believe him writing 11 is probably just a misclick)

[@Asendra01]

DFTM #7: begin phase two host compliant increase his popularity

[@kowalski1215]

Just thank you man, it was really good time to spend

[@JaylanxYT]

Another small detail about the jellyfish theory, in the Planet of the Jellyfish episode, Gary gets turned into an alien but disappears for the rest of the episode. He’s not in the freezer with the other fish, he never gets mayo splashed on him, theres just one scene where he turns into an alien and is never seen again throughout the whole episode. If anyone is still infected, its definitely Gary

[@Skibster-w9l]

Or maybe he got rescued off screen

[@calebthompson-xo6ux]

Patchy was shot out of a cannon flying to the island and dies... the Flying Dutchman

[@Yoshihelicopter]

YO YOUR RIGHT

[@HenryHellman-b3x]

A true geniuz

[@mikolmikolmikol]

you are now a master spongebob theorist

[@Awildanimationfan45]

Hmm patchy is Dutch

[@quinbell3190]

And as the Flying Dutchman he went back to where his body is and now keeps it in the locker with the rest of his clothes. Genius

[@KingChiggy]

I would LITERALLY pay Nick to air an episode where the real Krabs finds his way out of the air vents and confronts the fake Krabs.

[@MateoC812]

Ok, they never would, but a fanmade one would probably be fine, maybe ask around

[@Joey-vs4fr]

@@MateoC812I’ll do it ✋

[@Joey-vs4fr]

I can do it, must make it clear that it will be in LEGO

[@Fearlessfer69]

@@Joey-vs4frdon’t do it

[@Joey-vs4fr]

@@Fearlessfer69 I’ll tell you when it’s done 😃

[@nickdejong2940]

1:50:44 I like the theory that Pearl's mother was just outside the range of whatever caused the evolution. However, I think Pearl’s parents each had a unique set of genes, possibly partially influenced by the edge of the evolution radius. The genes required for the evolved fish were likely recessive-similar to how two parents with brown eyes can have a blue-eyed child if they both pass down the recessive genes. When both of Pearl’s parents passed down these specific genes, Pearl was born as an evolved fish. This made her very different from her parents, including in size. In nature, whales have been known to abandon offspring with birth defects or significant differences, though this is relatively rare. This behavior, combined with the rarity of the specific genes being passed down in this way, could explain why we see so few whales in the show.

[@theduck3072]

i think its pretty simple to explain why the robot news anchor had hair. plankton wanted to make a believable robot and so he gave the one he originally made hair but as time went on he removed the hair to simulate the anchor getting older so no one would be sus that he is actually a robot that cant age

[@billykaplan9915]

Or he was a real reporter at some point and Plankton abducted it and replace it with a robot the biggest clue for that is the difference in it's voice

[@pyroonbusinesschannel118]

@@billykaplan9915 hear me out... what if it was a wig?

[@bheemabachus5179]

amogus

[@billykaplan9915]

@@pyroonbusinesschannel118 thing is that's not the only difference there's also the voice

[@ttahadrianex]

oh hey that’s my theory

[@TheforeverPigeonKing]

I think my favorite part is that you have added the reaction video clips. It makes me feel like I am watching this with the community rather than by myself. Feels more like going to the movies rather than just streaming

[@lordefan9800]

I find it annoying

[@Alannah-r1g]

i like it too ^_^

[@modernNeanderthal800]

Great point!

[@cameronpope8513]

i just said this before i saw your comment!

[@Madameformaldehyde]

I also love this!

[@createdbykimmy]

4:25:10 Not sure if someone already said this but Mr. Crabs literally says the Kelp Shake tastes like “wet gym socks”, could this be a reference to Larry being the creator of them because he’s a gym rat?

[@NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE]

Good catch. Because it's not established that the kelp shakes are gym related. Could definitely be an Easter egg

[@RejectKids]

I love that you used the fire going out when they question the logic of it as the example for the cartoon theory. The reason being, if you wanted to be morbid, you could say in the television theory, when SpongeBob questions the logic of the gorilla breathing underwater, he just starts to choke and suffocate instead of panicking and running away

[@thefunnestaccount5632]

Mr. Krabs: *Busts through the floor of the Krusty Krab* Mr. Krabs: SPONGEBOOOOOB! Did you replace me with a flashback copy again?

[@casualcyberguy1314]

SpongeBob:Sorry Mr.Krabs! I just couldn’t imagine a world without you! Mr.Krabs:Well boy I’m glad you think of me so well. Now. *Pulls out a shovel* for the other guy. SpongeBob:Oh the other Mr.Krabs? He left as soon as you came back. Mr.Krabs:Oh uh yea him. Glad you got that taken care of! Back to work boyo.

[@thesymbiotenation.4552]

​@@casualcyberguy1314 this feels like an actual episode plot, ngl

[@StevenJones851]

​@@casualcyberguy1314New episode plot idea

[@yoshimanrpg]

Again? Are you saying that this has happened once before? How many times has this happened? I mean, holy sh*dolphin noises*t, wouldn't this mean that the residents of Bikini Bottom are being replaced by fictional caricatures of themselves conjured up in the imagination of other fishes? I mean, that just sounds crazy! ... ... But what if... that's exactly what has been happening ever since the very first episode of the show?

[@thefunnestaccount5632]

@@yoshimanrpg The limitless power of your imagination in the SpongeBob universe is riddled with potential and I think that’s the point Alex is trying to make. Imagination in SpongeBob is a bittersweet power because one could theoretically cause mass destruction with it just as much as they could do good like end world hunger and such. What’s fascinating is that no one in the SpongeBob universe has thought that intensely about what their imagination is capable of, so I think instances like this are rare. TL;DR You *heard* me 😏

[@Der_Key]

3:37:11 Alright so you guys.. you remember that episode where plankton gets a customer?? And remember that KAREN payed off the customer? Where did she get the money? Maybe plankton isn’t selling the bots.. KAREN IS SELLING THE BOTS WITHOUT PLANKTON KNOWING THATS HOW SHE PAID OFF THE CUSTOMER AND HOW SHE FUNDS PLANKTONS BOTS WHICH SHE KNOWS FAILS SO SHE CAN EVENTUALLY SELL THEM

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

Really like this

[@billykaplan9915]

And Alex isn't the only one getting to that conclusion but I did notice that in every robot future plankton was nowhere to be seen so of course he wasn't running the show

[@CJ5C]

In season 8 theres an episode where plankton sells his inventions for money to save the chum bucket so hes likely doing it

[@ChrisHarder20]

Or they have a joint bank account because they’re married

[@Ozzy622]

HOLY CRAP

[@AGomez-rv5zn]

To add to Alex's Evolution Theory: If anyone still thinks that Mr. Krabs values Pearl over money and wouldn't use her for Krabby Patty meat, there's literally an episode of Kamp Koral where he cradles money in his arms while Pearl is crying in her crib.

[@sparkytepig]

I deeply hate this, but thank you for adding more evidence to the pile.

[@suicune3776]

To add to your point, In one of the DVDs of the older seasons, it states "Mr. Krabs loves money and his daughter Pearl, in that order."

[@sachinraghavan4556]

Something else to add, the imagination concept applies to humans like Patchy. Even though he's an actor who relies on effects he does real things like blasting off to an island and dying, turning into The Dutchman which would have been enabled by imagination.

[@tomaetoma359]

Alex says this is his final SpongeBob theory, but after that Flying Dutchman movie comes out, there’s no way he’ll be able to resist 😂

[@AlexBaleFilms]

If it directly confirms my theory (which it won’t) I will at most make a 10 second video to gloat.

[@tomaetoma359]

@@AlexBaleFilms lmao but in all seriousness, I look forward to your other non SpongeBob theories! No one can do theories and film production like you can!

[@candlestone5397]

I feel like of the 3 theory folk I enjoy on KZbin, they all have different vibes. Matpatt was the substitute teacher who used pop culture to teach things. The Theorizer is a mad conspiracy theorist. And Alex is that friend who will start a chat about how "Isn't it weird that _______" , and then it's a half hour later, you are out of pizza, you haven't even glanced at the TV, and he's convinced you of the most insane thing you've ever heard out of context, but it makes perfect sense.

[@tomaetoma359]

@@candlestone5397 LMAO I LOVE THIS!! These explanations of the best theorists on the planet (or maybe just on KZbin lol) is just so silly but sooo true! 😂

[@moonlightjaan]

The imagination mini theory supports the robot invasion theory too. Everyone is replaced by robots in the future because SpongeBob watched a movie, got scared and imagined that would happen. Mindblown 🤯🤯

[@TheRoyalOrora]

TRUE

[@Hitomora]

He was actually hallucinating Robots in that same episode a few times

[@alessandrobarducci9678]

Also the gorilla scene. When spongebob questions why there's a gorilla underwater, he and the horse run away because without spongebob's imagination they would drown

[@fryeguyvids]

bro spongebob is a universal threat, do not let him leave bikini bottom do yall remember the episode where he ripped apart the fabric of reality with his bare hands? it's called 'the string' go check it out

[@samipanini1209]

Imagination so powerful they need an equally powerful being to watch him (gary)

[@MoR0NNIE]

Interesting Theory: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy can’t return to the surface easily due to how deep they are in the water. As you enter higher depths, your body slowly fills with gases that, with the pressure you’re under, can’t leave your body. So as you leave those depths, those same gases- including nitrogen- slowly ignites underwater, cooking you from the inside. This is called compression sickness. Some underwater repairmen live underwater in order to make the ascent easier since it would be on a later day. They can slowly, day by day, ascend to the surface, and they don’t have to go in and out of water to risk their blood literally boiling in their veins everyday. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy live underwater after their fame because it’s literally the safest option due to their age. And maybe even the pressure got to them and made them a little… altered. Who knows! Update: Edited it to make sense, and with a little more research. Learned about this stuff from the Byford Dolphin accident, check that stuff out, really cool stuff (and horrifying… technically) ty 4 reading

[@logan-jacchappell5455]

Good theory

[@burritocat4391]

The wendigoon video on compression sickness is crazy

[@rcbmmines4579]

Took me over a month of watching 1, 2 or a few segments every now and then but I finally finished this. Wow. What a blast from the bast on multiple levels (as a SpongeBob fan, and as an Alex Bale fan). These theories were always a great blend of mystery, comedy and horror. The addition of new updated commentary, mini-theories and reactions really show how far you’ve come. Really excited to see where you go next Alex!

[@K.O.Artimations]

Mr. Krabs still being inside the air ducts underneath the krusty krab for years is horrifying... Not to mention the fact that he's either dead or has gone insane. Also if Mr. Krabs is still alive and has gone insane then his insanity has probably made the air ducts twist and warp into a larger labyrinth because imagination can warp reality in the SpongeBob universe......

[@Soldfor62cents]

Only dependent on how strong his imagination is. There's a whole episode where the fake Mr. Krabs hallucinates from insanity, but it doesn't affect anything probably because he's alone in that episode.

[@K.O.Artimations]

@@Soldfor62cents Perhaps.

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

I love how you added the mini theories and the constant extra bits of future info to add to theories or clips of people reacting, it really helps add something for those who’ve already seen all the theories

[@endrylgoes2892]

Conterpoint: GrandPat might be actualy King Posidon and he is living with the starfish family to have a place to live for free after being kick'd out of royalty by Neptune

[@Ruined332]

How would he do that if he doesn't have magic?

[@mariaaucoin3161]

Maybe it was a punishment done by Neptune when Poseidon got banished. Neptune turned him into a old star fish, for no one to recognize him or ir believe that he was a god, and since Poseidon doesn’t have powers, he’s never be able to turn back.

[@pewienczlowiekag3111]

Then why does it say 14 on the door?

[@Deflect-fteod2]

@@pewienczlowiekag3111 Maybe he secretly goes into King Neptune's room with him knowing?

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

​@@pewienczlowiekag3111 The 14th might just be the number for the current King, Regardless of who it is So Poseidon might consider himself the real legitimate 14th king

[@MintonBlue]

At 2:37:21, a brief flash of new words appear after Alex states if there are any other hidden clues in the video. The words are as follows: -Blue Dog (Based on the new Blue's Clues and Law & Order Theory) -Cereal Bird? -Music School? -Cereal Bird? -Magic Blender? -Red Car (Possibly an Upcoming Cars Theory) -Purple Lady

[@SignalBull]

I’m guessing like Toucan Sam for the cereal bird?

[@SarahTheAmbiguous]

23:34 That's actually probably the craziest thing you said in this entire video. I noticed this as a kid and was like "huh, how'd he get back" but never paid too much attention to it. It makes so much sense he just got replaced, but then I guess why did no one question it? Like it makes sense that Spongebob and Patrick wouldn't because they're stupid, but Squidward? Really? I suppose we'll never find out. However, seeing Mr. Krabs crawl into that vent knowing he'll never appear again (or at least, that version of him won't) is REALLY creepy this is also completely unrelated but I never realized just how weird of a concept Patchy the Pirate is until watching this (like as a character, just this disheveled old man obsessing over a cartoon character who's also real and making it his life goal to meet him)

[@rn.6.7.06]

Mr. Krabs will return to find out that his daughter's dead and Mrs. Puff obtained all his stuff. (And also 3:51:38)

[@freedomtompkins9536]

I thought the exact same thing. I’ve always thought it was weird but thought “oh it’s a cartoon” but I think this theory is mindblowing

[@zickzebra5723]

My partner and I watched a few of your SpongeBob theories on our first date. And now two years later (almost to the day) we’re watching the final one. Alex, thank you for the laughs, the hard work you put into all your videos, and for gracefully handling being “the SpongeBob theory guy.” Can’t wait to see what you’ve got up next!

[@AlexBaleFilms]

Lmk when u get married

[@Imanina03]

THE ENDING OF IMAGINATION THEORY IS MIND BLOWING 😭

[@Unicycler13467]

YES IT GAVE ME GOOSE BUMPS

[@JaymcJefty]

FR LIKE FIRST PATRICK GETS HIS BRAIN REPLACED FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW, AND NOW MR KRABS ISNT EVEN THE REAL ONE? 😭😭

[@wyattm6782]

IKR?

[@lokllok424]

Grand Pat theory: What if he’s the Lord Dionysos? Lord Dionysos is mostly known for being a god of mistchief wine/party gender identity. We know that he loves wine and grapes and he’s also known for being able to change forms (he’s the god of identity’s because after he was born Hera wanted to off him but he was brought to nymphs and raised as a girl there) he is also known for tricking you or „pranking“ as he’s the god of mistchief we also see him being represented a lot as in the way we saw him in SpongeBob (other than the ugly old part) he wears a chiffon and has long hair he eats grapes. I don’t know if it’s true but I like the theory since we have a lot of Greek/roman representations

[@martinstar9995]

The Last Ride...What a journey of videos! Thank You, Mr.Bale

[@epiczzNotme]

The SpongeBob guy

[@admiralAlfonso9001]

He ain’t done

[@thisisrandom2366]

@@admiralAlfonso9001sadly he is ☹️☹️

[@admiralAlfonso9001]

@@thisisrandom2366 he’s not going to stop making videos just SpongeBob theories

[@albinofrog7347]

WHEN WE NEEDED HIM THE MOST HE RETURBED

[@Mrryn]

1:29:33 Another bit of evidence in favor of Donna being the old student: look at her design. When in prison, she has a five o'clock shadow and large muscles. But in the car, her face is clean and her arms/fins are slender. Obviously could just be Mrs. Puff's mind making mental gymnastics to make some old friend or running buddy Donna fit the "prison aesthetic" but it could also be more of that image of the past like with the news anchor fish and his hair and the design of her in the car being Donna's true design.

[@squid1313]

Omg great catch!!!!!!

[@TheMaskedNinja_]

Pearls mother dying from war could also explain why he used her for food, there was likely shortages at the time and he did what he had to

[@hectorwhoz]

4:13:43 I think tbe best explanation for why Patchy calls himself The Flying Dutchman after dies could be explained with both time travel and the fact his favorite episode is Shangheid I think he realized during his haunts that he was playing the role of the Dutchman and soon realized that the Dutchman he's been seeing in all those episodes was HIM all along! So he took on the mantle and time traveled and relived all pf those cherished moments again

[@aesme666]

I just wanna say this is incredibly well done. You can really tell how much effort is put into these and I love the finishing touch of adding people’s reactions to this compilation. I just really admire the dedication to detail and can’t wait to see all the other projects Alex creates

[@PINHEADLARRYTHELOBSTER]

Who are you calling Pinhead??

[@nexxtofn]

Bro 😂😂😂

[@lucasbertram4728]

Bro appeared at the right time

[@TriforceWisdom64]

Bro made the account just for this, and I respect it

[@picklebulb1489]

💀💀💀

[@لانا_المدري_وش]

LMAO

[@kinglui3422]

Did I just decide to sit and re-watch over 4 and a half hours of SpongeBob theories to see all of the new content? Yes. Yes, I did. Do I regret my decisions? No. No, I do not.

[@NeroJohn-p8o]

Neither do I, I enjoyed it to the very last millisecond

[@floppyfloppy3882]

Ive already watched *this video* 4 times, some might call me obsessed. I was rewatching just the theory vids before but this one has less interruptions

[@chrisk6637]

I did that too* Im havn't finished the video yet but i will finish it eventually

[@chrisk6637]

​@@floppyfloppy3882bro has infinite free time

[@floppyfloppy3882]

@@chrisk6637 yuup, I’m sick right now so I got a lot of time

[@SValysse]

4:19:00 I was starting to feel nostalgic about letting go your Spongebob "Arc", and then I listened the Undertale music you used... damn, I never thought I would shed a tear for Spongebob theories, hahaha. I arrived a little late to see this ARG develop in real time, but I really enjoyed it, this is the best webseries I've ever seen. You are the best, never stop making films!!! (and crazy conspiracy theories). You are an inspiration for creators as myself.

[@marovuckoviccuric8881]

Im sad that this is the end, because i never think there will be any other creator to make a spongebob theory like yours twisted and unpredictable theories, thanks for the nostalgia man

[@Kelpiechaoscartoons-qb3ur]

One I would recommend for more spongebob theories is the theorizer even tho he hasn’t done one in a hot minute

[@marovuckoviccuric8881]

Nice

[@gr33ngirlsea]

Have you watched SpongeBob Skin Theory?

[@gozdeee012]

Blowfish being halucinators for other sea creatures and Mrs. puff being delusional adds on so well😅

[@cash2346]

I would love to watch a Breaking Bad theory Alex

[@AlexBaleFilms]

I’m looking for one! I got pages and pages of notes

[@SI-ei6po]

@@AlexBaleFilms congrats on nearly 1 mil!! You deserve every bit of it! Your conspiracies and film stuff is excellent, keep it up Alex ( :

[@DrBreakNeck]

@@AlexBaleFilmsok hear me out, meth theory: Walter and Jessie are trying to make meth. There isn’t much evidence but it might be plausible

[@TheMatrixofchoicess]

@@SI-ei6po he made it to one mil

[@dawdlinglemon2686]

The us vs them aspect of the cult is further explored in the sponge bob movie, almost the entire population gets hypnotized by Plankton, while spongebob has to free the sheep with his goofy guitar 😭

[@majorasdude7728]

1:01:22 a Simple explanation for this is that the hair is probably a wig and not actual hair, you know for disguises and all that jazz

[@Real_Moon-Moon]

Or he started with fake hair and it was eventually lost to time. This isn't the future where he has hair, so him having fake hair and it eventually wearing out decades later is plausible.

[@candlestone5397]

Could also just be multiple of the same robot design.

[@Flightless_Moth]

The part that scared me so much about the Imaginary Krabs , is if it was with the Pearls mom theory. Real Krabs would've eventually ran out of whale meat and probably after ending up caring for Pearl . Planned to probably sell the joint and retire. But now this is Imaginary Krabs. Imaginary Krabs will do anything for money Including saving her up for the harvest ... Real Krabs under the vent probably crazy and old still aimlessly crawling in the dark , if he's not dead already . No one would find him for a long time .

[@K.O.Artimations]

Mr. Krabs still being inside the air ducts underneath the krusty krab for years is horrifying... Not to mention the fact that he's either dead or has gone insane. Also if Mr. Krabs is still alive and has gone insane then his insanity has probably made the air ducts twist and warp into a larger labyrinth because imagination can warp reality in the SpongeBob universe.... 😨

[@Flightless_Moth]

@@K.O.Artimations Oh my god , I didn't even think about how HIS imagination could warp it too 😵‍💫

[@iprobablysuck9107]

@@K.O.Artimations That's some fucking house of leaves shit, that's horrifying

[@sexygirlmax2019]

​@@K.O.Artimations well crabs molt and they can grow back their claws after a very long time, and crustaceans are kind of immortal as long as they can keep eating.....

[@rn.6.7.06]

Imagine Mr. Krabs returning from under the Krusty Krab and finding out that his daughter is dead and Mrs. Puff has obtained all his stuff

[@Zibizibi-k6p]

This is unironically the greatest KZbin video of all time.

[@PatrickL-i8j]

3:57:13 “There are a lot of rules in SpongeBob, which are there for a reason, and I think that’s part of its success in a way.” - Steven Banks, Writer & Producer of SpongeBob SquarePants

[@Nazar955]

What does that mean?

[@TheMuseARG]

Alex, this is awesome man! :D I'm definitely going to take my time to watch this! For your videos, it's enjoying, not simply absorbing information :) Thanks a lot for everything!

[@toebrother]

Hi there muse! I’m gonna not feed you!

[@ViviDTom25]

Hey, I use to watch your videos back in the days during the Don't Feed The Muse ARG! You were really helpful in helping me and others understand the plot and story, which made me want to get into the ARG in the first place. Anyways, I hope you're doing good nowadays man.

[@rockstarbonnie4508]

Hi muse, thought the video there are muse facts that I'm still confused, can you tell me the time stamps

[@GarfieldPhone]

There's another arg going on I made a thread abt it on twitter vro

[@MiguelGellida-hc8vf]

@GarfieldPhone Where can I find it? I assume you’re talking about the HS thing, right? I do wanna know more about it

[@Plone890]

I cant imagine living in Bikini Bottom as an ordinary fish if all of these therioes are true, like I'd have to watch out for Robots, Aleins, Cults, Rouge Criminals (Larry and Ms Puff), being watched for entertainment, that War, and just the normal shenanigans happening in Bikini Bottom.

[@Nannon-p5g]

And there’s a gay octopus

[@MaxsonWilliamTannerGriffin]

​@Nannon-p5git's not easy to live in a world where someone's gay?

[@superspongebobfan82812]

Thank you alex for the amazing spongebob theories

[@epiczzNotme]

Never forgotten

[@LuckyCrossbowvr]

He’s right

[@superspongebobfan82812]

@@LuckyCrossbowvrfacts

[@thisisrandom2366]

@@LuckyCrossbowvrexactly

[@thisisrandom2366]

@@LuckyCrossbowvrnever forgotten always in heart

[@LosPatosPlaneanVenganza]

The flying dutchman/Patchy not remembering Mr. Krabs and also saying some facts about himself wrong could be just him having a bit of dementia, maybe because the long time as a ghost, or as a side effect of time traveling

[@sashaa7701]

In one theory you said Patricks family may have been recast in the Patrick show. In that case the cult Squidina could be a disgraced former child star.

[@Hitomora]

Yeah, the Cult using Squidina as a Celebrity Endorsement would fall in with most Real Life Cults... The moment a Celebrity joins that Celebrity quickly becomes a high ranking member and basically a Spokesperson

[@Multifandom_mess12]

Oh yes

[@LegoHeadProductionsAZ]

4:37:00 Should have had this video end with the parents confused about what they just watched and subsequently turning off the video from the SpongeBob episode “I had an accident”🤣

[@JosiahTheMinor]

I’m gonna have my grandkids watch this video.

[@MountainDew.Ice.]

Rahhh

[@KurdissecondAccount]

Me too

[@abigailpierotti]

Real

[@6Shots_ofEspresso]

im never having children but im gonna have my future snakes children watch this

[@grasswithaknife]

This video will be an eternal tradition in my family, Alex will never be forgotten

[@Soft_fog1]

2:22:52 I think that Apollon is the Greek, and Apollo is the Roman. But it can honestly vary cause also I like Apollon is the Greek spelling and Apollo is just the Latin one, many contradictions.

[@nigeljavier5080]

51:41 I have another theory on where Bucky's diving suit and presumably skeleton is: In the season 2 episode "Squid's day off" Mr.Krabs gets a dime stuck in the sink and eventually loses both arms to the sink from him and spongebob trying to pull him out. He hits a wall, knocking a shelf off balance and sending multiple objects crashing down onto his head. And you wanna know what one of those objects were? A DIVING SUIT (one similar to the suit Bucky wore before he died). Could that suit belong to Bucky? or is it the suit of some other diver that died trying to help film the show?

[@mrs.skullfactor3309]

Love that is an amazing theory and it fits both ways :)

[@D.E.C.N]

can you spare a dime is the one where krabs fires squidward, making him mooch off spongebob, the one youre talking about is squids day off

[@gameuniverse5973]

Wait did that suit not have a diving head I might be gaslighting myself but I remember it specifically not having a diving head so it like they specifically draw it with a noticeable part of the suit missing

[@TheRoyalOrora]

The Imagination theory and the Skeleton theory actually made me cry. WTF?!?! Thank you so much, Alex!

[@Nannon-p5g]

I think Mrs. puff part two is darker

[@TheRoyalOrora]

@@Nannon-p5g I mean, it is, but the reason I think the two I mentioned had more powerful effect on me is because the two ideas are fresh ideas. The Mrs. Puff Pt. 2 already had a base. It's like 2 new games vs a DLC for a game you already have, and experienced (just extended). However, this is my best (at the moment) explanation for my how I'm feeling

[@Nannon-p5g]

I saw a lot of comments about the imagination, fury, and Scarlet fury so I knew there would be dark

[@Nannon-p5g]

But I did not know about Mrs. puff too

[@Foster-t8k]

Poor Alex got bullied into being SpongeBob guy. Personally, I really liked the Cabbage Merchant theory, and am glad we are getting more theory content.

[@camelenator]

ditto, i don't know if it's me, but i think that the Cabbage Merchant theory is as funny as the actual Cabbage Merchant you see on screen. it starts off simple and then he takes an in sane amount of wild turns and it feels a bit like he's shouting the rest of the way.

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

I like him making theories in general, Not just SpongeBob

[@Aleskia02]

The dead patchy idea may be right in the show because Patchy the Pirate was actually on the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade SpongeBob float so he is (irl) alive so I don’t know why they couldn’t make real life episodes with him anymore

[@DesmondSeamen]

Tom Kenny's probulary getting old and maybe prefers the animated version more in a 30 minute special or episode.

[@EmpoleonLegion44]

I’m about to go to sleep. Time to put on some calming SpongeBob theories. But in all seriousness thanks so much for all the work you’ve put into this. You’re the best.

[@PJ-ub6uo]

I would too if that scene with Potty’s head on Patchy’s body didn’t keep me up at night

[@ΘανάσηςΤαμπάκης]

Alex bale is the only guy who can say the stupidest thing a human has heard and prove that it is right

[@candlestone5397]

If you're gonna talk shit, back it up with evidence.

[@marcusanark2541]

Skeleton Theory was so fucking off the chain, the ancient lore is deep.

[@I_Was_Crazy__Once]

Bro, just seeing the first minute into the first theory video was nostalgic, honestly i think that the way they animated before is what was so good and the jokes.

[@Randomperson55K]

I have found all six of his next theories. 1. Magic bullet blender- ‘magic blender 2. Coco puffs bird- ‘bird cereal’ 3. Blues clues- ‘blue dog’ 4. Pop tarts- ‘pastry cult’ 5. High school musical- ‘music school’ 6. Cars- ‘red car’ I don’t know what purple lady refers to though

[@tentativegazer]

I would bet purple lady is a reference to the movie he's writing or something along those lines

[@hannahellis6388]

Where did u find that??

[@gamingwithlizardsd6478]

I really want a blues clues theory now, that show raised me

[@sofiqyu]

Maybe purple lady is Miss Frizzle? Not the most distinctive words for her though I admit

[@ArmundJay]

Pastry Cult is probably Pizza Time Pizza?

[@ProjectAnimate]

The most anticipated film of 2024. *THIS SUMMER, Alex visits an old friend for the LAST TIME*

[@MarkiplierMeatMuncher8]

What a wild journey this was. From Squilliam being a fraud to an ARG about Big Freaky Monsters eating Meat. Gonna be honest these set of videos are probably my favorite things that ever come out of KZbin, it's definitely up there. The way you mixed the legitimately good theories with the insane Muse Story, and the fact they actually narratively connect in some ways just fascinates me. All of your theories are great, even the non-Spongebob ones, I will patiently wait for more theories, and I will watch anything you make. The Theorizer has always been one of my favorite youtubers, and you exceptionally imitate the same energy his theories have. Ridiculous ideas, convincing evidence. When he appeared in the Robot theory that was one of the most hype moments in the entirety of KZbin, one of my biggest crack dreams is that you and The Theorizer will make a collab together, collectively going insane over whatever idea you guys come up with. And yes, I would love to see a Breaking Bad theory. Thank you Alex Bale for creating these

[@thetannernation]

2:35:00 one of the grand pats could be an alien jellyfish clone. THEORY SAVED.